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: Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)10:02:33 No.866870353 >Be me >A------ roommate moved his GF in >Against lease terms but I allow it at start >Big mistake >She doesn't pay a cent towards bills 55 KB JPG or rent >We both work from home but she always interrupting my meetings and calls >Told roommate its time for her to go or pay her share >He says he'll have a word with her >That was 6 months ago >She still here and not paying her share >Last night I confronted her >Told her to pack her things >She said if I let her stay she will make it worth my while >She still here and extra flirty with me when roommate is out What do I do? : Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)10:10:18 No.866870699 Don't do it dude. Nothing good can come from her actions coming to fruition. She's a w---- and deserves the door, get rid of her lad. >>866870811 # >>866870888 #
: Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)10:02:33 No.866870353 >Be me >A------ roommate moved his GF in >Against lease terms but I allow it at start >Big mistake >She doesn't pay a cent towards bills 55 KB JPG or rent >We both work from home but she always interrupting my meetings and calls >Told roommate its time for her to go or pay her share >He says he'll have a word with her >That was 6 months ago >She still here and not paying her share >Last night I confronted her >Told her to pack her things >She said if I let her stay she will make it worth my while >She still here and extra flirty with me when roommate is out What do I do? : Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)10:10:18 No.866870699 Don't do it dude. Nothing good can come from her actions coming to fruition. She's a w---- and deserves the door, get rid of her lad. >>866870811 # >>866870888 #

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: Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)17:11:05 No.25524851 Stealth date Quick run down: im a stealth trans girl living with cis people, not a soul knows about my secret. One of the guys has been really friendly and i dont know what happened but now we are going out together. We said we'd go to the gun store together but i dont think we're *just* going to the gun store... 143 KB JPG How do i not f--- up this insanely perilous situation? The guys cute, friendly, decently smart. I could enjoy things with him! But theres a big risk. : Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)17:17:19 No.25524929 >the gun store 23 KB JPG >>25524971 #
: Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)17:11:05 No.25524851 Stealth date Quick run down: im a stealth trans girl living with cis people, not a soul knows about my secret. One of the guys has been really friendly and i dont know what happened but now we are going out together. We said we'd go to the gun store together but i dont think we're *just* going to the gun store... 143 KB JPG How do i not f--- up this insanely perilous situation? The guys cute, friendly, decently smart. I could enjoy things with him! But theres a big risk. : Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)17:17:19 No.25524929 >the gun store 23 KB JPG >>25524971 #

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Anon bakes an abomination | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/22/22(Sat)07:50:45 No.17314316 brd.jpg 913 KB JPG This is it lads. The worst loaf of bread I've ever made.
: Anonymous 01/22/22(Sat)07:50:45 No.17314316 brd.jpg 913 KB JPG This is it lads. The worst loaf of bread I've ever made.

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The apple dosent fall far from the tree | /r/Greentext

02/01/20(Sat)21:02:27 No.565352 >talking to my dad about my depression >explaining passive suicidality >"while I'm not going to actively try to kill myself, if a truck was coming straight at me I probably wouldn't get out of the way" >his reply : Anonymous 93 KB JPG >his f------ reply >"oh that's how I've felt my whole life" >mfw
02/01/20(Sat)21:02:27 No.565352 >talking to my dad about my depression >explaining passive suicidality >"while I'm not going to actively try to kill myself, if a truck was coming straight at me I probably wouldn't get out of the way" >his reply : Anonymous 93 KB JPG >his f------ reply >"oh that's how I've felt my whole life" >mfw

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le: tea.jpg (51 KB, 714x714) Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)02:40:52 No.877069773 >>877069875 >>877069978 >>877070012 I'm a homosexual male, ask me anything O Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)02:42:45 No.877069875 File: why-are-you-gae-.gif (1.04 MB, 498x280) >>877069907 WHY AREY OU GAE >>877069773 (OP) #
le: tea.jpg (51 KB, 714x714) Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)02:40:52 No.877069773 >>877069875 >>877069978 >>877070012 I'm a homosexual male, ask me anything O Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)02:42:45 No.877069875 File: why-are-you-gae-.gif (1.04 MB, 498x280) >>877069907 WHY AREY OU GAE >>877069773 (OP) #

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Anon is loved | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/19(Mon)19:13:12 No.798004600 >be me >changed schools and locations at least a dozen times in my life >old friend invites me to his party >never been to a party before >but I havent seen him in so long >f--- it Im going >expect that Im gonna be a social 8 KB JPG stigma and talk to nobody >oh well >arrive at party >"ANON!" >everyone happy as f--- to see me >hugs on top of hugs on top of hugs from people I havent seen in years >they all missed me >l always thought I was a social outcast >smoking pot, getting drunk >flirting with girls that I used to think were way out of my league >vibing like there is no tommorow >3 am, crossfaded out of my mind >pass out on friend's floor >people actually like me >people actually enjoy my presence >feelsgoodman
: Anonymous 04/22/19(Mon)19:13:12 No.798004600 >be me >changed schools and locations at least a dozen times in my life >old friend invites me to his party >never been to a party before >but I havent seen him in so long >f--- it Im going >expect that Im gonna be a social 8 KB JPG stigma and talk to nobody >oh well >arrive at party >"ANON!" >everyone happy as f--- to see me >hugs on top of hugs on top of hugs from people I havent seen in years >they all missed me >l always thought I was a social outcast >smoking pot, getting drunk >flirting with girls that I used to think were way out of my league >vibing like there is no tommorow >3 am, crossfaded out of my mind >pass out on friend's floor >people actually like me >people actually enjoy my presence >feelsgoodman

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Bro what the fug | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/29/21(Fri)14:01:41 No.865748094 Anyone else love not leaving the pizza guy a tip? I never tip the pizza guy. In fact, not only do I not tip, but sometimes after I slam the door in his face after taking the food, I'll stand by the window and smile as I watch him seething back to his wagecuck car, usually a old as f--- honda civic or some other shitbox his mommy help pay for. If they happen to look back and see me, I usually smile even more and wave. That's when they realized they've been fully cucked. 134 KB JPG
Anonymous 10/29/21(Fri)14:01:41 No.865748094 Anyone else love not leaving the pizza guy a tip? I never tip the pizza guy. In fact, not only do I not tip, but sometimes after I slam the door in his face after taking the food, I'll stand by the window and smile as I watch him seething back to his wagecuck car, usually a old as f--- honda civic or some other shitbox his mommy help pay for. If they happen to look back and see me, I usually smile even more and wave. That's when they realized they've been fully cucked. 134 KB JPG

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anon logs on | /r/Greentext

1607397557617.png 58 KB PNG >win game >feel nothing >lose game >day ruined
1607397557617.png 58 KB PNG >win game >feel nothing >lose game >day ruined

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Anon likes Steve-O. | /r/Greentext

04/27/22(Wed)21:55:46 No.68402583 Anonymous Steve-O saved my life >be me >insecure about penis >compared to p--- its like 1/10th of the hammers they sling >fast forward >watch Jackass Movie >see Steve-O's Penis >literally like mine >suddenly feel secure about my penis >all because I saw Steve-O's penis 62 KB JPG Yeah dude
04/27/22(Wed)21:55:46 No.68402583 Anonymous Steve-O saved my life >be me >insecure about penis >compared to p--- its like 1/10th of the hammers they sling >fast forward >watch Jackass Movie >see Steve-O's Penis >literally like mine >suddenly feel secure about my penis >all because I saw Steve-O's penis 62 KB JPG Yeah dude

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Anon rants about Republicans/Right Wingers | /r/Greentext

File: Republitoad.jpg (37 KB, 684x653) O Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)21:15:06 No.877057996 [Reply] >Be me, Republican >Start my day by firing up facebook >Do routine cleanup of blocking anyone that disagrees with my opinions >Gotta keep my confirmations biased >Do my morning lookups researching reasons why Biden/abortion/gun control is bad >Report websites that say otherwise to Google >Turn on Fox news >There's a protest against abortion bans downtown! >Everyone I talk to on Facebook says that is bad! >Grab my gun and 15 American flags >Drive downtown yelling out window and shooting gun in air >Get to protest and tell them they can't protest because we are protesting and it's our free speech! >They try to yell something about free speech for them, but their opinion is wrong therefore they don't get free speech! >Shoot guns to scare them away >Plant the American flag >Cops arrive and congradulate me on my patriotism while standing on the neck of a pregnant woman >Get home, TV news shows some idiot shooting a gun out of his truck and at a group of protestors >Get mad because that guy is going to make my people look bad >They will never take our guns! >Strap 6 pistols to my belt and go grocery shopping to make a point >Accidentally shoot a black kid, I FEARED FOR MY LIFE! >BLM Didn' do nuffins start protesting >THEY CANT DO THAT! >Go on Facebook to block BLM supporters Why are republicans like this?
File: Republitoad.jpg (37 KB, 684x653) O Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)21:15:06 No.877057996 [Reply] >Be me, Republican >Start my day by firing up facebook >Do routine cleanup of blocking anyone that disagrees with my opinions >Gotta keep my confirmations biased >Do my morning lookups researching reasons why Biden/abortion/gun control is bad >Report websites that say otherwise to Google >Turn on Fox news >There's a protest against abortion bans downtown! >Everyone I talk to on Facebook says that is bad! >Grab my gun and 15 American flags >Drive downtown yelling out window and shooting gun in air >Get to protest and tell them they can't protest because we are protesting and it's our free speech! >They try to yell something about free speech for them, but their opinion is wrong therefore they don't get free speech! >Shoot guns to scare them away >Plant the American flag >Cops arrive and congradulate me on my patriotism while standing on the neck of a pregnant woman >Get home, TV news shows some idiot shooting a gun out of his truck and at a group of protestors >Get mad because that guy is going to make my people look bad >They will never take our guns! >Strap 6 pistols to my belt and go grocery shopping to make a point >Accidentally shoot a black kid, I FEARED FOR MY LIFE! >BLM Didn' do nuffins start protesting >THEY CANT DO THAT! >Go on Facebook to block BLM supporters Why are republicans like this?

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Anon is a tranny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)11:49:06 No.68391803 >be closeted t----- >been on hormone therapy for years and grew boobs from it >look and sound like a guy so present as that, just bind my boobs when i go to work >tell people i'm a girl online because i feel bad when people call me he and its my escape for being a man in real life 135 KB PNG >can't play any multiplayer games on a team because if I talk they'll hear my man voice I'm so lonely. It's bad enough that I can't be female, I just wish I could play games with people online 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)12:03:05 No.68391952 >>68391803 (OP) # why not just try being a feminine man instead of going through irreversible treatments
: Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)11:49:06 No.68391803 >be closeted t----- >been on hormone therapy for years and grew boobs from it >look and sound like a guy so present as that, just bind my boobs when i go to work >tell people i'm a girl online because i feel bad when people call me he and its my escape for being a man in real life 135 KB PNG >can't play any multiplayer games on a team because if I talk they'll hear my man voice I'm so lonely. It's bad enough that I can't be female, I just wish I could play games with people online 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)12:03:05 No.68391952 >>68391803 (OP) # why not just try being a feminine man instead of going through irreversible treatments

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Anon doesn't get to celebrate his birthday | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/02/17(Thu)01:41:05 No.35225975 >>35225998 File: Pepe wizard.jpg (14 KB, 323x250) >>35225918 dada i cased luf spel so u gota be fweds agen plis no be meen tu mama > Anonymous 03/02/17(Thu)01:41-13 No.35225977 I Anonymous 03/02/17(Thu)01:42:12 No.35225998 >35226056 >>35226064 File: angry_pepe.jpg (39 KB, 900x900) >>35225975 F--- OFF YOU STUPID LITTLE IDIOT YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED >> Anonymous 03/02/17(Thu)01:43:04 No 35226020 D Anonymous 03/02/17(Thu)01:44:40 No.35226056 | 35226098 File: pepe sad birfde.png (84 KB, 658x901) >>35225998 bt is mi bifde
Anonymous 03/02/17(Thu)01:41:05 No.35225975 >>35225998 File: Pepe wizard.jpg (14 KB, 323x250) >>35225918 dada i cased luf spel so u gota be fweds agen plis no be meen tu mama > Anonymous 03/02/17(Thu)01:41-13 No.35225977 I Anonymous 03/02/17(Thu)01:42:12 No.35225998 >35226056 >>35226064 File: angry_pepe.jpg (39 KB, 900x900) >>35225975 F--- OFF YOU STUPID LITTLE IDIOT YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED >> Anonymous 03/02/17(Thu)01:43:04 No 35226020 D Anonymous 03/02/17(Thu)01:44:40 No.35226056 | 35226098 File: pepe sad birfde.png (84 KB, 658x901) >>35225998 bt is mi bifde

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Anon is a manlet | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)16:05:24 No.877048401 >Be me, a few years ago. 16 year old high school Anon BIG BOY >Had to run the timed mile in gym. Gym teacher was a real a------. If you couldn't run it in less than 10 minutes, you had to run another mile 15 KB JPG >I was, and still am, a manlet. My mile time was 13 minutes. Had to run another mile >Halfway through the second mile, I fall down and throw up on myself. >Get sent to the school nurse's office. Throw up two more times and begin to cry. >Nurse calls my mom to pick me up. >She looks at me and says "I should have swallowed." >The nurse laughed >I was never mommy's big boy
Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)16:05:24 No.877048401 >Be me, a few years ago. 16 year old high school Anon BIG BOY >Had to run the timed mile in gym. Gym teacher was a real a------. If you couldn't run it in less than 10 minutes, you had to run another mile 15 KB JPG >I was, and still am, a manlet. My mile time was 13 minutes. Had to run another mile >Halfway through the second mile, I fall down and throw up on myself. >Get sent to the school nurse's office. Throw up two more times and begin to cry. >Nurse calls my mom to pick me up. >She looks at me and says "I should have swallowed." >The nurse laughed >I was never mommy's big boy

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Anon doesn’t like women | /r/Greentext

File: 2F431A42-35EB-4BA6-A375-C(...).jpg (44 KB, 480x480) O Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)21:08:25 No.877057781 [Reply] >>877058076 >every f------ morning I wake up to my sister cackling with my mom >every f------ morning my sister cackles like she's love child of Jimmy Carr and Hillary Clinton darteen click >Islam is correct about women. They should only speak when spoken to. They should also be owned property O Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed) 21:17:31 No.877058076 >>877057781 (OP) # Here's an idea: Get up earlier than they do. Work out and go to work. Do a good job at your work. get a promotion. Make more money. Buy your own home. Never wake to the sound of your sister or mother again. Sound like a plan?
File: 2F431A42-35EB-4BA6-A375-C(...).jpg (44 KB, 480x480) O Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)21:08:25 No.877057781 [Reply] >>877058076 >every f------ morning I wake up to my sister cackling with my mom >every f------ morning my sister cackles like she's love child of Jimmy Carr and Hillary Clinton darteen click >Islam is correct about women. They should only speak when spoken to. They should also be owned property O Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed) 21:17:31 No.877058076 >>877057781 (OP) # Here's an idea: Get up earlier than they do. Work out and go to work. Do a good job at your work. get a promotion. Make more money. Buy your own home. Never wake to the sound of your sister or mother again. Sound like a plan?

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Boomer gets anon’s sister pregnant | /r/Greentext

. AT&T 36% Board /k/ - Weapons ▼ Settings Mobile Home Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)20:11:36 No.53237375 >Be me 10 years ago >living with my sister who just turned 18 at the time >wake up about 2AM >half asleep but hear grunting noises coming from the living room >grab my Mossberg 500 (wasn't 21 so couldn't ow a gun) >enter the living room and see some old guy on the couch cooming >hear my light female whispers under him >immediately figure he's an old pervert r----- my sister and level the shotgun on him telling him to get his hands up >he jumps in the air butt naked screaming "don't shoot" >sister stands up and tells me to put the gun down >turns out she brought him over, one of her friend's dad or something >still tell him to get the f--- out >he complies without issue >Sis locks herself in her room crying Old f--- was 63 years old, she still refuses to talk about him or how they know each other to this day. Turns out he impregnated her and died of a heart attack 2 weeks later. My niece is probably on the spectrum but she likes my gun collection. + 1 ... VPN 6:55 PM boards.4channel.org/k/t... C
. AT&T 36% Board /k/ - Weapons ▼ Settings Mobile Home Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)20:11:36 No.53237375 >Be me 10 years ago >living with my sister who just turned 18 at the time >wake up about 2AM >half asleep but hear grunting noises coming from the living room >grab my Mossberg 500 (wasn't 21 so couldn't ow a gun) >enter the living room and see some old guy on the couch cooming >hear my light female whispers under him >immediately figure he's an old pervert r----- my sister and level the shotgun on him telling him to get his hands up >he jumps in the air butt naked screaming "don't shoot" >sister stands up and tells me to put the gun down >turns out she brought him over, one of her friend's dad or something >still tell him to get the f--- out >he complies without issue >Sis locks herself in her room crying Old f--- was 63 years old, she still refuses to talk about him or how they know each other to this day. Turns out he impregnated her and died of a heart attack 2 weeks later. My niece is probably on the spectrum but she likes my gun collection. + 1 ... VPN 6:55 PM boards.4channel.org/k/t... C

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: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 04/27/22 (Wed) 07:49:56 No.877052584 >make unfunny meme >get into p--- >make 50 million dollars in a single year because you're the meme girl doing p--- How? 10 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed) 07:59:28 No.877052913 >>877052584 (OP) # simps are a plague : Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)08:00:42 No.877052965 >>877052584 (OP) # The absolute state of men these days.. Digital version on going to strip club hoping the stripper falls in love with you.
: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 04/27/22 (Wed) 07:49:56 No.877052584 >make unfunny meme >get into p--- >make 50 million dollars in a single year because you're the meme girl doing p--- How? 10 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed) 07:59:28 No.877052913 >>877052584 (OP) # simps are a plague : Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)08:00:42 No.877052965 >>877052584 (OP) # The absolute state of men these days.. Digital version on going to strip club hoping the stripper falls in love with you.

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Anon meets a coworker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri) 20:04:16 No.876773293 fcf0d2d1-1373-4c0a-a289-e3dba20703fe.png 1.45 MB PNG >newer guy in our office set up an Xbox 360 and a small screen in his cubicle and plays games on his lunch break >other people in our office make fun of him and talk s--- about it behind his back in the lunchroom >actually caught up with him outside on a ten min break vaping >chat a few times throughout the week >dudes a widow and hes always taking care of his kids >has no time to play games outside of work >decide to start playing games with him during lunch break >have a blast with him >other employees still talk s--- about us >I know this makes his day though because his face lights up with excitement everytime >even brought in some old 360 games to play together >dudes such a gem of a person and it makes me realizes how s----- life can be
: Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri) 20:04:16 No.876773293 fcf0d2d1-1373-4c0a-a289-e3dba20703fe.png 1.45 MB PNG >newer guy in our office set up an Xbox 360 and a small screen in his cubicle and plays games on his lunch break >other people in our office make fun of him and talk s--- about it behind his back in the lunchroom >actually caught up with him outside on a ten min break vaping >chat a few times throughout the week >dudes a widow and hes always taking care of his kids >has no time to play games outside of work >decide to start playing games with him during lunch break >have a blast with him >other employees still talk s--- about us >I know this makes his day though because his face lights up with excitement everytime >even brought in some old 360 games to play together >dudes such a gem of a person and it makes me realizes how s----- life can be

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anon is okay now. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)07:53:10 No.68394593 >first year uni student >been hanging out with cute 9/10 girl since about week 2 >friend group goes to someone's apartment for drinks >girl takes me aside and says she has feelings for me 5 KB PNG >my last relationship was horrible and I've been lonely for over a year >we have sex the following week >cuddle >immediately break down crying because i've never been shown this level of affection in my life >never cried this much since i was a little kid It's been a good run bros. I think I'm ready to be normal now View Thread
: Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)07:53:10 No.68394593 >first year uni student >been hanging out with cute 9/10 girl since about week 2 >friend group goes to someone's apartment for drinks >girl takes me aside and says she has feelings for me 5 KB PNG >my last relationship was horrible and I've been lonely for over a year >we have sex the following week >cuddle >immediately break down crying because i've never been shown this level of affection in my life >never cried this much since i was a little kid It's been a good run bros. I think I'm ready to be normal now View Thread

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