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: Anonymous 04/26/22(Tue) 14:51:05 No.167141834 LOO000000OL.jpg 56 KB JPG Moscow theater showing pirated version (from torrents) of batman LOL Anonymous 04/26/22(Tue)16:46:24 No.167148013 >>167141834 (OP) # >projector fires up >some Russian Google chrome browser homepage >types in 123movies into search bar >clicks first link >doesn't work >clicks second link >clicks on search bar >ad pops up >exit ad >click search bar >ad pops up >exit ad, click searchbar >type in Batman >click The Batman (2022) >ad pops up >exit ad >hit play >hit full-screen >ad pops up >exit ad, hit full screen >Russian audience starts cheering Sounds based to me
: Anonymous 04/26/22(Tue) 14:51:05 No.167141834 LOO000000OL.jpg 56 KB JPG Moscow theater showing pirated version (from torrents) of batman LOL Anonymous 04/26/22(Tue)16:46:24 No.167148013 >>167141834 (OP) # >projector fires up >some Russian Google chrome browser homepage >types in 123movies into search bar >clicks first link >doesn't work >clicks second link >clicks on search bar >ad pops up >exit ad >click search bar >ad pops up >exit ad, click searchbar >type in Batman >click The Batman (2022) >ad pops up >exit ad >hit play >hit full-screen >ad pops up >exit ad, hit full screen >Russian audience starts cheering Sounds based to me

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Fake it till you makeup | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/30/22(Sat)12:06:17 No.68435164 >be ugly male >terrible skin with scars from cystic acne >start wearing light make-up >women start checking me out >sister calls me handsome 77 KB JPG >mom keeps saying how clear my skin looks now >my reflection in the mirror actually looks good >self confidence is through the roof why haven't you taken the make-up pill? it's a litteral cheat code, I can't ever go back.
: Anonymous 04/30/22(Sat)12:06:17 No.68435164 >be ugly male >terrible skin with scars from cystic acne >start wearing light make-up >women start checking me out >sister calls me handsome 77 KB JPG >mom keeps saying how clear my skin looks now >my reflection in the mirror actually looks good >self confidence is through the roof why haven't you taken the make-up pill? it's a litteral cheat code, I can't ever go back.

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Anon has an unpopular opinion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 05/10/21 (Mon)12:17:38 No.854094226 >go on reddit >unpopular opinion subreddit >give unpopular opinion >downvoted how do these retards function
: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 05/10/21 (Mon)12:17:38 No.854094226 >go on reddit >unpopular opinion subreddit >give unpopular opinion >downvoted how do these retards function

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Anon's Journey | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/30/22(Sat)21:34:35 No.877233761 >be me >been fat for most of my life >parents have always loved me >encouraged me to play sports >this stopped me from getting any fatter since I ate the equivalent of a horse a day 39 KB JPG >get really depressed when 14 >didn't help that I was already pretty introverted >quit all sports & extracurricular activities >become fatter >lose all motivation to do anything >grades drop dramatically >start going to school less and less >parents get really concerned after I start skipping entire days >I get called into the principal's office multiple times regarding my attendance with my moth >mother cries every time >16 >covid hits >online school >don't do any of the work and don't attend any classes >back to school after a few months >still skip most days or arrive really late >school finally threatens to expel me >parents decide to take me to a psychiatrist to see why I'm so retarded >psychiatrist was hot 40 ish brown lady and was very kind >after a few sessions she puts me on meds >take meds for rest of the year >help a little but was underwhelming >mother sends me to different school because she feels that it would be a better environment >struggle to make friends for the first 4 months >start hitting the gym although inconsistently >start eating less and healthier >start picking up activities again >overall mood is better >start get closer and hanging out more with friends >feel motivated to do better in school >improve my grades enough to get into uni even though I haven't paid attention in classes for the last 3 years >meds have served their purpose and make me feel worse so I stop taking them >lose 12kg body weight and built up a little bit of muscle by the end of the year >still pretty fat and have more gains to achieve >no longer depressed and become more social but still pretty introverted >18 now, still a long way to go but proud of my progress so far I know there are people in much worse situations than me but I hope this motivated you a little Anon :)
: Anonymous 04/30/22(Sat)21:34:35 No.877233761 >be me >been fat for most of my life >parents have always loved me >encouraged me to play sports >this stopped me from getting any fatter since I ate the equivalent of a horse a day 39 KB JPG >get really depressed when 14 >didn't help that I was already pretty introverted >quit all sports & extracurricular activities >become fatter >lose all motivation to do anything >grades drop dramatically >start going to school less and less >parents get really concerned after I start skipping entire days >I get called into the principal's office multiple times regarding my attendance with my moth >mother cries every time >16 >covid hits >online school >don't do any of the work and don't attend any classes >back to school after a few months >still skip most days or arrive really late >school finally threatens to expel me >parents decide to take me to a psychiatrist to see why I'm so retarded >psychiatrist was hot 40 ish brown lady and was very kind >after a few sessions she puts me on meds >take meds for rest of the year >help a little but was underwhelming >mother sends me to different school because she feels that it would be a better environment >struggle to make friends for the first 4 months >start hitting the gym although inconsistently >start eating less and healthier >start picking up activities again >overall mood is better >start get closer and hanging out more with friends >feel motivated to do better in school >improve my grades enough to get into uni even though I haven't paid attention in classes for the last 3 years >meds have served their purpose and make me feel worse so I stop taking them >lose 12kg body weight and built up a little bit of muscle by the end of the year >still pretty fat and have more gains to achieve >no longer depressed and become more social but still pretty introverted >18 now, still a long way to go but proud of my progress so far I know there are people in much worse situations than me but I hope this motivated you a little Anon :)

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Anon's Favourite Movie Lines | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Favorite movie lines 10/04/20(Sun)15:07:39 No.140245384 161AA42A-EDA1-4F0D-832B-B18023B797D1.jpg 50 KB JPG >Patrick, it's you!! You're the American Psycho?!!" Anonymous >>140245384 (OP) # He didn't say that. 10/04/20(Sun)15:08:00 No.140245402
Anonymous Favorite movie lines 10/04/20(Sun)15:07:39 No.140245384 161AA42A-EDA1-4F0D-832B-B18023B797D1.jpg 50 KB JPG >Patrick, it's you!! You're the American Psycho?!!" Anonymous >>140245384 (OP) # He didn't say that. 10/04/20(Sun)15:08:00 No.140245402

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Anon is born dumb | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/20(Sun)21:14:04 No.842264200 >be me >retard >never done drugs once in my life >friends and family all think I smoke weed every day >boss also thinks I show 27 KB PNG up high to work >nobody believes me when I tell them I'm just f------ stupid >mfw View Thread
: Anonymous 12/13/20(Sun)21:14:04 No.842264200 >be me >retard >never done drugs once in my life >friends and family all think I smoke weed every day >boss also thinks I show 27 KB PNG up high to work >nobody believes me when I tell them I'm just f------ stupid >mfw View Thread

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Anon laughs to hold back the tears | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: GCNakmXd ) 08/22/21(Sun)21:15:04 No.335610568 >>335609141 # >Taliban is now running around with M4s decked in western-style operator gear, driving around in MRAPS and IFVs and operating their own air force 8 KB JPG >Anti-Taliban forces are now rag-wearnig mountain guerillas with rusty Aks this whole thing is just f------ ridiculous
: Anonymous (ID: GCNakmXd ) 08/22/21(Sun)21:15:04 No.335610568 >>335609141 # >Taliban is now running around with M4s decked in western-style operator gear, driving around in MRAPS and IFVs and operating their own air force 8 KB JPG >Anti-Taliban forces are now rag-wearnig mountain guerillas with rusty Aks this whole thing is just f------ ridiculous

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Anon makes a friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/05/19(Sat)11:22:53 >Make female friend in class >Little older than me, but still smaller than me and hot as hell 648 KB PNG >Starts inviting me out for coffee after class, just me and her >Text each other constantly >Goes on for about a month >Totally convinced she likes me, thinking about making a move >One day start talking about cats, say I'd never want one >"But anon, what if your future husband wants one?" >Silence, we just stare at each other >"...you're gay, right anon?" What the f--- I f------ hate women No.50255501
: Anonymous 01/05/19(Sat)11:22:53 >Make female friend in class >Little older than me, but still smaller than me and hot as hell 648 KB PNG >Starts inviting me out for coffee after class, just me and her >Text each other constantly >Goes on for about a month >Totally convinced she likes me, thinking about making a move >One day start talking about cats, say I'd never want one >"But anon, what if your future husband wants one?" >Silence, we just stare at each other >"...you're gay, right anon?" What the f--- I f------ hate women No.50255501

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Anon hates children now | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/30/22(Sat) 08:11:57 No.877240939 >working at McDonald's >kid with his mom brings in orange and green toy gun >joke around with him "Oh are you a soilder?" >kid looks up at me >points toy at me 17 KB JPG "I'll kill you ugly man" >kids are absolute f------ assholes >salt the s--- of his fries and hamburger >enjoy that you little prick
: Anonymous 04/30/22(Sat) 08:11:57 No.877240939 >working at McDonald's >kid with his mom brings in orange and green toy gun >joke around with him "Oh are you a soilder?" >kid looks up at me >points toy at me 17 KB JPG "I'll kill you ugly man" >kids are absolute f------ assholes >salt the s--- of his fries and hamburger >enjoy that you little prick

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Tf was this bitches problem? >be me a few weeks ago >in auditorium at school because of pep rally b------- and they let us go into the auditorium if we didn't wanna go to it 47 KB PNG >see girl >notice it's my crushes friend >go up to her trying to ask a question >some girl stands in front of me >"turn your ass around now. Go." >confused >"go back to your friends now. Go" >I say "I'm just trying to ask a question to a friend-" >she cuts me off and goes "now" >go back to my friends out of confusion Tf was her problem? 04/29/22 (Fri)13:25:56 No.877183399
Anonymous Tf was this bitches problem? >be me a few weeks ago >in auditorium at school because of pep rally b------- and they let us go into the auditorium if we didn't wanna go to it 47 KB PNG >see girl >notice it's my crushes friend >go up to her trying to ask a question >some girl stands in front of me >"turn your ass around now. Go." >confused >"go back to your friends now. Go" >I say "I'm just trying to ask a question to a friend-" >she cuts me off and goes "now" >go back to my friends out of confusion Tf was her problem? 04/29/22 (Fri)13:25:56 No.877183399

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Anon has a nice ass | /r/Greentext

DOO giantass.jpg 32 KB JPG Do women like men with fat asses? >inb4 who cares what they like N---- I am curious because I've got a huge ass and thighs but I can't tell if it's good or not. I'm not even sure if gays like it if it's too big
DOO giantass.jpg 32 KB JPG Do women like men with fat asses? >inb4 who cares what they like N---- I am curious because I've got a huge ass and thighs but I can't tell if it's good or not. I'm not even sure if gays like it if it's too big

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Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 922 KB PNG 07/03/21(Sat)11:12:40 No.64419340 >wage slut. minimum wage + unpaid overtime! >finaly save enough money to buy myself a fridge >have to ask coworker, if he can help me pick it up, caus no car >"no problem! Anon" >f--- yeah, i now have a fridge in my flat >next day, everyone at work gossips in what a s------- i live View Thread
: Anonymous 922 KB PNG 07/03/21(Sat)11:12:40 No.64419340 >wage slut. minimum wage + unpaid overtime! >finaly save enough money to buy myself a fridge >have to ask coworker, if he can help me pick it up, caus no car >"no problem! Anon" >f--- yeah, i now have a fridge in my flat >next day, everyone at work gossips in what a s------- i live View Thread

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Anon life will change now that he has learned what kind of woman he must get. | /r/Greentext

11/24/19(Sun)20:12:58 No.55496843 Anonymous 58 KB JPG : Anonymous Why the f--- didn't I think of this, thanks OP >>55496890 # why don't you just date an attractive woman? >pleasant to look at >sex is better >will make you happier and more confident 11/24/19(Sun)20:14:27 No.55496858
11/24/19(Sun)20:12:58 No.55496843 Anonymous 58 KB JPG : Anonymous Why the f--- didn't I think of this, thanks OP >>55496890 # why don't you just date an attractive woman? >pleasant to look at >sex is better >will make you happier and more confident 11/24/19(Sun)20:14:27 No.55496858

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Anon feels miserable | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)09:41:41 No.66217833 >>66217076 (OP) # >random girl sit next to me on the bus >immediately think she wants my d--- How do I stop this? She even accidentally touched my arm when trying to get her bag and I got a boner I'm really miserable >>66217883 # >>66217907 # >>66217936 # >>66217983 #
: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)09:41:41 No.66217833 >>66217076 (OP) # >random girl sit next to me on the bus >immediately think she wants my d--- How do I stop this? She even accidentally touched my arm when trying to get her bag and I got a boner I'm really miserable >>66217883 # >>66217907 # >>66217936 # >>66217983 #

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Anon does not believe in education | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Bn2k8j5f) non-stem degrees are worthless 04/30/22(Sat)14:17:32 No.375372252 Hooters waitress shows how much she makes in tips during a normal workday: I'm working at the wrong restaurant >be female >keep a healthy diet >exercise >work as a waitress >earn $382/day in tips as a server >$100k in tips annually for serving food He's WOO 1.25 MB PNG >zero debt or >get meme non-stem degree >go into six-figure debt >graduate with degree >start earning 30-50k/year
: Anonymous (ID: Bn2k8j5f) non-stem degrees are worthless 04/30/22(Sat)14:17:32 No.375372252 Hooters waitress shows how much she makes in tips during a normal workday: I'm working at the wrong restaurant >be female >keep a healthy diet >exercise >work as a waitress >earn $382/day in tips as a server >$100k in tips annually for serving food He's WOO 1.25 MB PNG >zero debt or >get meme non-stem degree >go into six-figure debt >graduate with degree >start earning 30-50k/year

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Anon is traumatized. | /r/Greentext

04/30/22(Sat)02:10:06 No.68430973 >Dad started teasing me about girls when I was like four years old >If I interacted with one in any capacity, he'd try to embarrass me by going "Anon and [girl] sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G" or s--- like that 33 KB PNG >Even glancing at one or mentioning their name in passing was enough to set him off asking if she's my giiirlfriiiiend >This taught me to think that I can't talk to girls like normal humans and that any ackowledgement of their existence constitutes flirting >Assume girls will be disgusted or insulted if I even make eye contact with them because I'm not exactly a catch >As a teenager I skipped going to a couple events I'd been invited to because there would be a lot of girls >Now I'm about to turn 30 and still afraid to talk to women unless it's for strictly utilitarian reasons It's almost perversely satisfying that he'll never have grandkids. Anonymous
04/30/22(Sat)02:10:06 No.68430973 >Dad started teasing me about girls when I was like four years old >If I interacted with one in any capacity, he'd try to embarrass me by going "Anon and [girl] sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G" or s--- like that 33 KB PNG >Even glancing at one or mentioning their name in passing was enough to set him off asking if she's my giiirlfriiiiend >This taught me to think that I can't talk to girls like normal humans and that any ackowledgement of their existence constitutes flirting >Assume girls will be disgusted or insulted if I even make eye contact with them because I'm not exactly a catch >As a teenager I skipped going to a couple events I'd been invited to because there would be a lot of girls >Now I'm about to turn 30 and still afraid to talk to women unless it's for strictly utilitarian reasons It's almost perversely satisfying that he'll never have grandkids. Anonymous

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Anon knows | /r/Greentext

04/29/22(Fri)17:32:41 No.877174953 : Anonymous >buy this tiny metal block anon >you can hold it close to your face >your loved ones will talk to you from thousands of miles away 0000 >you will hear all their voices >not a thing connecting you but you will feel like you're next to them 155 KB JPG Ok retards, you're all either full schitzo or the government really has you by the balls. Wake up and think for yourselves for once.
04/29/22(Fri)17:32:41 No.877174953 : Anonymous >buy this tiny metal block anon >you can hold it close to your face >your loved ones will talk to you from thousands of miles away 0000 >you will hear all their voices >not a thing connecting you but you will feel like you're next to them 155 KB JPG Ok retards, you're all either full schitzo or the government really has you by the balls. Wake up and think for yourselves for once.

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> Chad-non | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 186 KB PNG >"nope, for me" >"aren't those toys a little girly for you?" >"I need some w----- for my GI Joes" 08/02/21 (Mon)12:52:04 No.860168561 >be me >9yo >shopping at Toys R Us >pick out some Barbie dolls >go to checkout >clerk smiles and asks "oh, are you shopping for your sister or cousin?"
: Anonymous 186 KB PNG >"nope, for me" >"aren't those toys a little girly for you?" >"I need some w----- for my GI Joes" 08/02/21 (Mon)12:52:04 No.860168561 >be me >9yo >shopping at Toys R Us >pick out some Barbie dolls >go to checkout >clerk smiles and asks "oh, are you shopping for your sister or cousin?"

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Anon switches teams | /r/Greentext

1h (4/29 20:00) -68422845 21 Re 5 Img JPG 368KB (2000 x 1924) 9 Replies ANON, I'M BORED! ... CAN WE SNUGGLE UP IN BLANKETS AND WATCH ANIMEP YOU HAVE SOME SNACKS? HEY ANON WHAT WE KISSED UNDER BLANCKETSP IT'S NOT GAY, BRO! Reminder to take the femboy pill. Women arent worth it anons, take it from an oldfag who's been here since like 2011. >Be me, late teens early 20s, always ugly and invisible to girls, rejected the few times i asked them out because I'm not chad >Be depressed for several years, develop slight agoraphobia >go on dating apps, still rejected and never swiped right on >decide enough is enough and looksmaxx >hit the gym, change hair, start wearing makeup and do proper skincare in my mid-late 20s (27 now) >Women on tinder start throwing themselves at me and I end up hating all of them since they're all shallow since they wouldnt give me the time of day before i looksmaxxed, fake, and i cant talk about anything I'm interested in with them >meet a femboy at an anime convention with friends, we hit it off >in a loving relationship with him and he completes me like no one else does, accepts me for who i am, and want to make him my wife (male) No seriously, why do you want women instead of a nice, loving femboy?
1h (4/29 20:00) -68422845 21 Re 5 Img JPG 368KB (2000 x 1924) 9 Replies ANON, I'M BORED! ... CAN WE SNUGGLE UP IN BLANKETS AND WATCH ANIMEP YOU HAVE SOME SNACKS? HEY ANON WHAT WE KISSED UNDER BLANCKETSP IT'S NOT GAY, BRO! Reminder to take the femboy pill. Women arent worth it anons, take it from an oldfag who's been here since like 2011. >Be me, late teens early 20s, always ugly and invisible to girls, rejected the few times i asked them out because I'm not chad >Be depressed for several years, develop slight agoraphobia >go on dating apps, still rejected and never swiped right on >decide enough is enough and looksmaxx >hit the gym, change hair, start wearing makeup and do proper skincare in my mid-late 20s (27 now) >Women on tinder start throwing themselves at me and I end up hating all of them since they're all shallow since they wouldnt give me the time of day before i looksmaxxed, fake, and i cant talk about anything I'm interested in with them >meet a femboy at an anime convention with friends, we hit it off >in a loving relationship with him and he completes me like no one else does, accepts me for who i am, and want to make him my wife (male) No seriously, why do you want women instead of a nice, loving femboy?

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