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: Anonymous (ID: wzNlb+yG) >doctors say I'm a woman >friends say I'm a woman >family say I'm a woman >society says I'm a woman >boyfriend says I'm a woman >my legal documents say I'm a mommy's Cirl 49 KB JPG woman >some random incel on 4chan says I'll never be a woman Well I guess that settles it 05/01/22(Sun)20:38:32 No.375646453
: Anonymous (ID: wzNlb+yG) >doctors say I'm a woman >friends say I'm a woman >family say I'm a woman >society says I'm a woman >boyfriend says I'm a woman >my legal documents say I'm a mommy's Cirl 49 KB JPG woman >some random incel on 4chan says I'll never be a woman Well I guess that settles it 05/01/22(Sun)20:38:32 No.375646453

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We are all gonna make it | /r/Greentext

>be me >27 >cook/everything else >closing up restaurant >me and one girl finishing up in kitchen >light flirting feeling it out 24 KB JPG >close up and walk her to her car >say bye and hug >she does the gril thing where she falls into the hug a little >catch her no problem >shes breathless >wow anon you're so strong now shes sending me naughty pics feels good boys
>be me >27 >cook/everything else >closing up restaurant >me and one girl finishing up in kitchen >light flirting feeling it out 24 KB JPG >close up and walk her to her car >say bye and hug >she does the gril thing where she falls into the hug a little >catch her no problem >shes breathless >wow anon you're so strong now shes sending me naughty pics feels good boys

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Kid annon hiding from his sister | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/13/18(Tue)01:38:06 No.784696530 >be dumb kid >sister is chasing me and being annoying >I hide behind bed in my parents room >BIG BLACK F------ DILDO W-- >dumb kid so don't know what it is >just know it's big and heavy and I can hit my sister with it >she comes it room >I jump out from behind bed, holding my newfound weapon with both hands >swing like the force of an angry god >strike sister in face hard with big black balls right in her dumb face >sister runs out crying with bloody nose >tells my mom >mom embarrassed as all hell >dad can not stop laughing >mom only tells me that's not a toy and don't touch it >dad is in f------ tears laughing so hard >don't even get in trouble for clocking my sister in the face >I stand the victor Don't know how I feel about knowing I've touched something my mom had in her vagina. But by that logic, I touch myself all the time, so whatever.
: Anonymous 11/13/18(Tue)01:38:06 No.784696530 >be dumb kid >sister is chasing me and being annoying >I hide behind bed in my parents room >BIG BLACK F------ DILDO W-- >dumb kid so don't know what it is >just know it's big and heavy and I can hit my sister with it >she comes it room >I jump out from behind bed, holding my newfound weapon with both hands >swing like the force of an angry god >strike sister in face hard with big black balls right in her dumb face >sister runs out crying with bloody nose >tells my mom >mom embarrassed as all hell >dad can not stop laughing >mom only tells me that's not a toy and don't touch it >dad is in f------ tears laughing so hard >don't even get in trouble for clocking my sister in the face >I stand the victor Don't know how I feel about knowing I've touched something my mom had in her vagina. But by that logic, I touch myself all the time, so whatever.

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Anon gets a cab | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/28/21 (Fri)13:30:42 No.855507130 >on a night out >absolutely twatted >no car >call a cab >cab shows up, Nigerian driver >black as midnight 245 KB JPG >he keeps trying to talk to me >whygod.jpeg >at least his accent is kinda cool >notice he's driving by people waving at the car >"hey bud, shouldn't you pick those people up?" >"oh, them? I'm not driving them anywhere, they are black." what.
Anonymous 05/28/21 (Fri)13:30:42 No.855507130 >on a night out >absolutely twatted >no car >call a cab >cab shows up, Nigerian driver >black as midnight 245 KB JPG >he keeps trying to talk to me >whygod.jpeg >at least his accent is kinda cool >notice he's driving by people waving at the car >"hey bud, shouldn't you pick those people up?" >"oh, them? I'm not driving them anywhere, they are black." what.

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Anon has a theory | /r/Greentext

File: whatif.jpg (58 KB, 976x850) speed of light Anonymous 05/01/22(Sun)18:41:27 No.14445298 >>14445306 >>14445364 >>14445384 i know this sounds extremely retard but let say if im running with a flashlight pointing front wouldnt the speed of the flashlight light be faster than the normal speed of light ? Anonymous 05/01/22(Sun)18:43:14 No.14445303 ► >>14445310 >>14445404 We do not have sufficient experimental tools to test this yet. Since speed of light is so extremely fast compared to any other speed on earth, we couldn't possibly detect the difference. Anonymous 05/01/22(Sun)18:44:44 No.14445306 >>14445298 (OP) probably not Anonymous 05/01/22(Sun)18:44:46 No.14445307 no. Einstein didn't die for you to post retarded questions.
File: whatif.jpg (58 KB, 976x850) speed of light Anonymous 05/01/22(Sun)18:41:27 No.14445298 >>14445306 >>14445364 >>14445384 i know this sounds extremely retard but let say if im running with a flashlight pointing front wouldnt the speed of the flashlight light be faster than the normal speed of light ? Anonymous 05/01/22(Sun)18:43:14 No.14445303 ► >>14445310 >>14445404 We do not have sufficient experimental tools to test this yet. Since speed of light is so extremely fast compared to any other speed on earth, we couldn't possibly detect the difference. Anonymous 05/01/22(Sun)18:44:44 No.14445306 >>14445298 (OP) probably not Anonymous 05/01/22(Sun)18:44:46 No.14445307 no. Einstein didn't die for you to post retarded questions.

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Anon is doing a little bit of trolling | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 24 KB PNG 05/02/22(Mon)04:08:39 No.68455587 >post pictures of cis women on trans subreddits >"You look so beautiful!!!" >"Gorgeous, girl!!"
Anonymous 24 KB PNG 05/02/22(Mon)04:08:39 No.68455587 >post pictures of cis women on trans subreddits >"You look so beautiful!!!" >"Gorgeous, girl!!"

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Anon likes chickens. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >neighbors suddenly have chickens >chickens make chicken noises >for some reason, this warms my heart 231 KB JPG >get woken up by chickens doing the funny chicken sounds and there's suddenly a smile on my face >exit my house to do some exercise and see the chickens in the neighbors' backyard >instantly feel great >not even sure if it's legal for them to own chickens, but I'm not going to complain >just feel really f------ happy whenever I hear them make their silly sounds Thanks chickens 10/26/21(Tue)08:40:35 No.65906654
: Anonymous >neighbors suddenly have chickens >chickens make chicken noises >for some reason, this warms my heart 231 KB JPG >get woken up by chickens doing the funny chicken sounds and there's suddenly a smile on my face >exit my house to do some exercise and see the chickens in the neighbors' backyard >instantly feel great >not even sure if it's legal for them to own chickens, but I'm not going to complain >just feel really f------ happy whenever I hear them make their silly sounds Thanks chickens 10/26/21(Tue)08:40:35 No.65906654

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Anon trades with birds | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/13/17(Mon)15:30:03 No.18926794 868 KB JPG I've become a bread crumb dealer to 4 crows in my local lake. And they pay me with a bit of everything. Shiny stuff, fabric, pens etc. But recently they paid me with 20$ they've found somewhere. So i decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me dollar notes. And i've problamy racked up 200$ at this point. Is it morally wrong though, i mean. They're the ones who steals it from someone. Or perhaps they just got a big pile laying somewhere. Should i keep on doing this? 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 11/13/17(Mon)15:30:03 No.18926794 868 KB JPG I've become a bread crumb dealer to 4 crows in my local lake. And they pay me with a bit of everything. Shiny stuff, fabric, pens etc. But recently they paid me with 20$ they've found somewhere. So i decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me dollar notes. And i've problamy racked up 200$ at this point. Is it morally wrong though, i mean. They're the ones who steals it from someone. Or perhaps they just got a big pile laying somewhere. Should i keep on doing this? 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon makes a friend at work | /r/Greentext

1h (5/1 17:23). 68452741 3 Re 2 Img JPG 217KB (1908 x 1146) 3 Replies >be me >meet qt at work >we get along really well, great chemistry >deep talks and inside jokes >take our lunch breaks together etc >some light flirting, work up courage to ask her out >one day she comes in all sad >basically ignores me >eventually tells me i have to give her space >press her as to why >she says she feels like she is emotionally cheating on her boyfriend >mfw this is my first time hearing about her bf F--- OFF I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY KHV TO SOMEONE I CARED FOR
1h (5/1 17:23). 68452741 3 Re 2 Img JPG 217KB (1908 x 1146) 3 Replies >be me >meet qt at work >we get along really well, great chemistry >deep talks and inside jokes >take our lunch breaks together etc >some light flirting, work up courage to ask her out >one day she comes in all sad >basically ignores me >eventually tells me i have to give her space >press her as to why >she says she feels like she is emotionally cheating on her boyfriend >mfw this is my first time hearing about her bf F--- OFF I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY KHV TO SOMEONE I CARED FOR

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Lost in translation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/01/22(Sun)19:11:13 >Coworker: You finna get lit on that zaza? >Me: Sorry? >Cowkorker: You finna get lit on that zaza tonight? >Me: I don't know what you mean 68 KB JPG >Cowkorker: Zaza,*shows cart* you wanna hit it tonight? >Say I'm good >Cowkorker looks at me like I'm retarded after this brief chatter It's all too difficult 百家/而上庫影去銀行 No.68453365
: Anonymous 05/01/22(Sun)19:11:13 >Coworker: You finna get lit on that zaza? >Me: Sorry? >Cowkorker: You finna get lit on that zaza tonight? >Me: I don't know what you mean 68 KB JPG >Cowkorker: Zaza,*shows cart* you wanna hit it tonight? >Say I'm good >Cowkorker looks at me like I'm retarded after this brief chatter It's all too difficult 百家/而上庫影去銀行 No.68453365

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This was settled quickly | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: wzNlb+yG) >doctors say I'm a woman >friends say I'm a woman >family say I'm a woman >society says I'm a woman >boyfriend says I'm a woman >my legal documents say I'm a woman mommy's Cirl 49 KB JPG >some random incel on 4chan says I'll never be a woman Well I guess that settles it Anonymous (ID: Se2XATFJ) 05/01/22(Sun)20:39:54 No.375646589 >>375646453 (OP) # Wow that was easy >>375646956 # Anonymous (ID: 81Ho5ACD) 05/01/22(Sun)20:43:45 No.375646956 >>375646589 # Fpbp, what was even the point of this thread? 05/01/22(Sun)20:38:32 No.375646453
Anonymous (ID: wzNlb+yG) >doctors say I'm a woman >friends say I'm a woman >family say I'm a woman >society says I'm a woman >boyfriend says I'm a woman >my legal documents say I'm a woman mommy's Cirl 49 KB JPG >some random incel on 4chan says I'll never be a woman Well I guess that settles it Anonymous (ID: Se2XATFJ) 05/01/22(Sun)20:39:54 No.375646589 >>375646453 (OP) # Wow that was easy >>375646956 # Anonymous (ID: 81Ho5ACD) 05/01/22(Sun)20:43:45 No.375646956 >>375646589 # Fpbp, what was even the point of this thread? 05/01/22(Sun)20:38:32 No.375646453

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Anons prostate exam | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 58 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous >>53085785 (OP) # I just hope she has a penis 06/25/19(Tue)20:05:53 No.53085785 >Hi, you must be Mr. Anon. I'll be administering your prostate exam today. View Thread 06/25/19(Tue)20:06:54 No.53085791
Anonymous 58 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous >>53085785 (OP) # I just hope she has a penis 06/25/19(Tue)20:05:53 No.53085785 >Hi, you must be Mr. Anon. I'll be administering your prostate exam today. View Thread 06/25/19(Tue)20:06:54 No.53085791

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Anon is poor | /r/Greentext

05/01/22(Sun)19:33:04 No.877339770 Anonymous >be me >poor guy struggling with mental health >look up how much therapy costs >It's around $200 for a 1-hour session 10 KB JPG >look up how much a 12-pack of Bud Light costs >It's about $10.49 I could buy 19 whole 12-packs of beer (or 228 cans) for the same price as a single therapy session >I just choose beer to handle my mental issues bc it's astronomically cheaper than therapy Anonymous 05/01/22(Sun)19:34:39 No.877339848 >>877339770 (OP) # Shrooms are even better. Like 200 therapy sessions in one night.
05/01/22(Sun)19:33:04 No.877339770 Anonymous >be me >poor guy struggling with mental health >look up how much therapy costs >It's around $200 for a 1-hour session 10 KB JPG >look up how much a 12-pack of Bud Light costs >It's about $10.49 I could buy 19 whole 12-packs of beer (or 228 cans) for the same price as a single therapy session >I just choose beer to handle my mental issues bc it's astronomically cheaper than therapy Anonymous 05/01/22(Sun)19:34:39 No.877339848 >>877339770 (OP) # Shrooms are even better. Like 200 therapy sessions in one night.

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Anon is forced to choose | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: NMa/4pgg Make a Choice 05/01/22(Sun)17:35:40 No.375621566 Hello Anon. You don't know me, but I know you. >I have seen everything you have said on 4chan in these past few years, all of the incomprehensibly racist rants and anti-Semitic rhetoric. Which is why I want you to play a game of mine. 56 KB JPG >above you is a heated metal branding device. In exactly two minutes, it will permanently inscribe the words "Ridin' with Biden" onto your penis >you can deactivate the device by placing all 10 of your fingers into the 10 mini-Guillotines in front of you. You must press each button behind each guillotine simultaneously, releasing the iron blades and severing your fingers. Will you cut off the fingers you use to vocalize your hatred of minorities online, or will you bear witness to the mark of Biden every time you urinate or j------- for the rest of your days. The choice is yours.
Anonymous (ID: NMa/4pgg Make a Choice 05/01/22(Sun)17:35:40 No.375621566 Hello Anon. You don't know me, but I know you. >I have seen everything you have said on 4chan in these past few years, all of the incomprehensibly racist rants and anti-Semitic rhetoric. Which is why I want you to play a game of mine. 56 KB JPG >above you is a heated metal branding device. In exactly two minutes, it will permanently inscribe the words "Ridin' with Biden" onto your penis >you can deactivate the device by placing all 10 of your fingers into the 10 mini-Guillotines in front of you. You must press each button behind each guillotine simultaneously, releasing the iron blades and severing your fingers. Will you cut off the fingers you use to vocalize your hatred of minorities online, or will you bear witness to the mark of Biden every time you urinate or j------- for the rest of your days. The choice is yours.

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Anon opens up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/01/22(Sun)16:01:27 No.877324622 >get comfortable with new housemates >listen to all their problems with a non- judgmental ear for multiple years TAVEN FER >rest of house is more attractive than I am, important for later 19 KB JPG >eventually open up about my suicidal thoughts and how I've dealt with them on and off for ~20 years >confide that the primary source of those thoughts is my recent loneliness (romantic, not platonic) >entire house stops talking to me >female housemates "express concern" about my mental health by telling everyone they know >male housemates hit the gym with me but otherwise avoid me >every time I bring a girl home they spoil my shot by bringing up my depression or pulling her aside at some point to "warn" her >"oh girl be careful I hear he's suicidal" >"anon you're becoming such an incel what happened" YOU HAPPENED, YOU F------ DIRTY BACKSTABBING C---- The moral of this story is f--- women and f--- expressing emotion. Play your cards as close to the chest as humanly possible. Trust no bitches. That is all.
: Anonymous 05/01/22(Sun)16:01:27 No.877324622 >get comfortable with new housemates >listen to all their problems with a non- judgmental ear for multiple years TAVEN FER >rest of house is more attractive than I am, important for later 19 KB JPG >eventually open up about my suicidal thoughts and how I've dealt with them on and off for ~20 years >confide that the primary source of those thoughts is my recent loneliness (romantic, not platonic) >entire house stops talking to me >female housemates "express concern" about my mental health by telling everyone they know >male housemates hit the gym with me but otherwise avoid me >every time I bring a girl home they spoil my shot by bringing up my depression or pulling her aside at some point to "warn" her >"oh girl be careful I hear he's suicidal" >"anon you're becoming such an incel what happened" YOU HAPPENED, YOU F------ DIRTY BACKSTABBING C---- The moral of this story is f--- women and f--- expressing emotion. Play your cards as close to the chest as humanly possible. Trust no bitches. That is all.

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Anon wants to go back | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/29/22 (Fri)11:13:08 No.877166120 >be me >find old hard drive >plug into pc to see whats on it >old minecraft world i started with my friend >decide to see whats on it 89 KB PNG >boot up mc and the version the worlds is on >look around see my builds >see my friends builds >friend killed himself a few years back >over ran with nostalgia >find his house >find a book in one of the chests >written to me >says if you ever find this book anon i want to tell you for making my life better these past couples months >start tearing up ive been just sitting here idk what to do anymore guys i just want to go back
Anonymous 04/29/22 (Fri)11:13:08 No.877166120 >be me >find old hard drive >plug into pc to see whats on it >old minecraft world i started with my friend >decide to see whats on it 89 KB PNG >boot up mc and the version the worlds is on >look around see my builds >see my friends builds >friend killed himself a few years back >over ran with nostalgia >find his house >find a book in one of the chests >written to me >says if you ever find this book anon i want to tell you for making my life better these past couples months >start tearing up ive been just sitting here idk what to do anymore guys i just want to go back

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: Anonymous 11/20/18(Tue)20:58:08 No.785372907 >>785372291 (OP) # 6 KB JPG I'm officially banned from my family's thanksgiving getogether because last year I spiked my 12'yo neice's food with laxatives so she'd s--- herself in front of everyone to satisfy my scat i----- fetish. I guess I'm lucky they didn't call the cops. >>785373007 # >>785373051 # >>785373102 # >>785373193 # >>785373242 # >>785373476 # >>785373610 # >>785373717 # >>785373930 # >>785374070 # >>785374102 # >>785374215 # >>785374263 # >>785374385 # >>785374490 # >>785375095 #
: Anonymous 11/20/18(Tue)20:58:08 No.785372907 >>785372291 (OP) # 6 KB JPG I'm officially banned from my family's thanksgiving getogether because last year I spiked my 12'yo neice's food with laxatives so she'd s--- herself in front of everyone to satisfy my scat i----- fetish. I guess I'm lucky they didn't call the cops. >>785373007 # >>785373051 # >>785373102 # >>785373193 # >>785373242 # >>785373476 # >>785373610 # >>785373717 # >>785373930 # >>785374070 # >>785374102 # >>785374215 # >>785374263 # >>785374385 # >>785374490 # >>785375095 #

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Anon downloads an app | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 47 KB JPG glitching the f--- out >even restarting the app doesn't fix it >what the f--- is going on? >see there's an update for the app >update it >problem goes away instantly I'm fully convinced that apps on the App Store purposefully break older versions so they force you to update. I used this app yesterday and it worked perfectly. It's not even an app that requires internet. 04/30/22(Sat)22:24:44 No.68443491 >download an app from the App Store >regularly start using it, it's pretty good >forget to update it for a while, but continue to use it regularly >one day out of nowhere it starts
Anonymous 47 KB JPG glitching the f--- out >even restarting the app doesn't fix it >what the f--- is going on? >see there's an update for the app >update it >problem goes away instantly I'm fully convinced that apps on the App Store purposefully break older versions so they force you to update. I used this app yesterday and it worked perfectly. It's not even an app that requires internet. 04/30/22(Sat)22:24:44 No.68443491 >download an app from the App Store >regularly start using it, it's pretty good >forget to update it for a while, but continue to use it regularly >one day out of nowhere it starts

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