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Anon makes the case for abortions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ZYXul12a 05/02/22(Mon)21:59:48 No.375796353 >mfw laid regularly >mfw live in a blue state >mfw women aren't apprehensive about sex due to access to birth control Leave it to trumptards to cheer to their own cucking Imao 64 KB JPG
: Anonymous (ID: ZYXul12a 05/02/22(Mon)21:59:48 No.375796353 >mfw laid regularly >mfw live in a blue state >mfw women aren't apprehensive about sex due to access to birth control Leave it to trumptards to cheer to their own cucking Imao 64 KB JPG

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a message from ex prime minister shinzo abe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/23/22(Sat)17:55:04 No.236980475 >>236982584 >>236982 Shinzo Abe Official. jpg (245 KB, 1200x1552) google yandex iqdb wait saucenao ascii2d Hello fellow anime fans, former Prime Minister Shinzo Abe here. Agent Twilight and Agent Yor Forger sure looked like they were having fun in today's episode huh? Did you know that their SpyxFamily life is not that much different from an average home? Here's a fun idea, why don't we try it for a few years! Let's do our best and try to be father and mothers for our very own wacky children like Agent Ania, haha! Crazy!
Anonymous 04/23/22(Sat)17:55:04 No.236980475 >>236982584 >>236982 Shinzo Abe Official. jpg (245 KB, 1200x1552) google yandex iqdb wait saucenao ascii2d Hello fellow anime fans, former Prime Minister Shinzo Abe here. Agent Twilight and Agent Yor Forger sure looked like they were having fun in today's episode huh? Did you know that their SpyxFamily life is not that much different from an average home? Here's a fun idea, why don't we try it for a few years! Let's do our best and try to be father and mothers for our very own wacky children like Agent Ania, haha! Crazy!

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Anon is clueless | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Ba 03/03/15(Tue)17:15:35 No.383353 >taking a piss at university >American student walks in >"Cold day, isn't it?" Why do Americans talk to strangers? Anonymous 03/03/15(Tue)17:16:24 No.3835 he was calling your d--- small Anonymous 03/03/15(Tue)17:17:29 No.383 File: 1387850227320.jpg (70 KB, 330x319) >>38335310 (OP) >Taking a piss >"Cold day isn't it" OP...
Anonymous Ba 03/03/15(Tue)17:15:35 No.383353 >taking a piss at university >American student walks in >"Cold day, isn't it?" Why do Americans talk to strangers? Anonymous 03/03/15(Tue)17:16:24 No.3835 he was calling your d--- small Anonymous 03/03/15(Tue)17:17:29 No.383 File: 1387850227320.jpg (70 KB, 330x319) >>38335310 (OP) >Taking a piss >"Cold day isn't it" OP...

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Anon gets a hug | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/05/21(Sat)21:50:41 No.64020304 >give her a hug >hug for a very long time >worry I'm hugging for too long >"do you want me to let go?" >she squeezes me tighter :))) 11 KB PNG 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 06/05/21(Sat)22:12:38 No.64020468 >>64020304 (OP) # that makes me feel very lonely fren but also very happy for you, wishing the best for you two
: Anonymous 06/05/21(Sat)21:50:41 No.64020304 >give her a hug >hug for a very long time >worry I'm hugging for too long >"do you want me to let go?" >she squeezes me tighter :))) 11 KB PNG 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 06/05/21(Sat)22:12:38 No.64020468 >>64020304 (OP) # that makes me feel very lonely fren but also very happy for you, wishing the best for you two

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Anon meets a Belgian | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/02/22(Mon)17:17:08 No.68465470 I saw a Belgian man today 25 KB JPG Anonymous 05/02/22(Mon)17:18:04 No.68465485 >>68465470 (OP). im sorry you had to go through that, im praying for you anon
Anonymous 05/02/22(Mon)17:17:08 No.68465470 I saw a Belgian man today 25 KB JPG Anonymous 05/02/22(Mon)17:18:04 No.68465485 >>68465470 (OP). im sorry you had to go through that, im praying for you anon

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anon is hangry | /r/Greentext

>hate women >eat lunch >hate women less Upon closer inspection, I may not have been a misogynist, just hangry
>hate women >eat lunch >hate women less Upon closer inspection, I may not have been a misogynist, just hangry

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Anon has no confidence | /r/Greentext

11/11/20(Wed)06:41:26 No.60863896 >Think that everyone f------ hates me >Therapist tells me this is a delusion and that if I don't believe that, I should ask people straight up if they hate me 722 KB PNG >Don't have any friends, so I ask my mom if she hates me >"I don't hate you, I just wish things had turn out differently" That clearly means she hates me Anonymous
11/11/20(Wed)06:41:26 No.60863896 >Think that everyone f------ hates me >Therapist tells me this is a delusion and that if I don't believe that, I should ask people straight up if they hate me 722 KB PNG >Don't have any friends, so I ask my mom if she hates me >"I don't hate you, I just wish things had turn out differently" That clearly means she hates me Anonymous

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Anon is depressed | /r/Greentext

1607397557617.png 58 KB PNG >win game >feel nothing >lose game >day ruined
1607397557617.png 58 KB PNG >win game >feel nothing >lose game >day ruined

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Anon wants to die. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 57 KB PNG 05/02/22(Mon)12:45:39 No.68462311 >talk to a woman on the internet for 3 months >she sends her pic >its the darkest looking gorilla black woman I've ever seen >delete account and cut off all contact holy f--- why is god doing this to me. i want to die
Anonymous 57 KB PNG 05/02/22(Mon)12:45:39 No.68462311 >talk to a woman on the internet for 3 months >she sends her pic >its the darkest looking gorilla black woman I've ever seen >delete account and cut off all contact holy f--- why is god doing this to me. i want to die

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Anon slept on his balls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed) 20:16:48 No.66327543 >>66327212 (OP) # >sleep on stomach >try to sleep naked one night >end up with one nut under my leg for half the night It was fine but it still hurt, briefs all the way from now on >>66327560 # : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)20:18:06 No.66327560 >>66327543 # How droopy are your balls that they can just get lost? >>66327572 # >>66327626 # : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)20:19:12 No.66327572 >>66327560 # Pretty droopy in the summer >t. lives in the southeast U.S >>66327626 # : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)20:19:47 No.66327583 : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)20:20:14 No.66327590 : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed) 20:21:05 No.66327605 : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed) 20:22:33 No.66327626 >>66327560 # >>66327572 # >Ooooh bother, I slept on my left nut again 5 KB JPG 66207650+ 66007744 +
: Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed) 20:16:48 No.66327543 >>66327212 (OP) # >sleep on stomach >try to sleep naked one night >end up with one nut under my leg for half the night It was fine but it still hurt, briefs all the way from now on >>66327560 # : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)20:18:06 No.66327560 >>66327543 # How droopy are your balls that they can just get lost? >>66327572 # >>66327626 # : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)20:19:12 No.66327572 >>66327560 # Pretty droopy in the summer >t. lives in the southeast U.S >>66327626 # : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)20:19:47 No.66327583 : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)20:20:14 No.66327590 : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed) 20:21:05 No.66327605 : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed) 20:22:33 No.66327626 >>66327560 # >>66327572 # >Ooooh bother, I slept on my left nut again 5 KB JPG 66207650+ 66007744 +

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Anon is lighter than air | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 148 KB JPG 08/30/18(Thu)00:18:25 No.778520043 >Attempt suicide with Helium gas >Dad busts in; removes mask >"Son, why?!" >Reply in chipmunk voice >"LIFE IS PAIN" >he starts laughing
: Anonymous 148 KB JPG 08/30/18(Thu)00:18:25 No.778520043 >Attempt suicide with Helium gas >Dad busts in; removes mask >"Son, why?!" >Reply in chipmunk voice >"LIFE IS PAIN" >he starts laughing

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Anon does not like J.K Rowling | /r/Greentext

File: j.k.-rowling-at-harry-pot(...).jpg (251 KB, 1200x1800) Po SED AND Anonymous 05/02/22 (Mon)16:59:35 No.20311708 [Reply] ► >>20311873 >>20311908 >>20311916 > Writes a saga that becomes popular just for marketing (literally even generic anime is better) > Hated by based critics and scholars > Only loved by millenial nerds > Failed as an adult writer > Became frustrated > Became irrelevant > Start to say non sense s--- on twitter > Boomer crisis > Becomes one of the most cringe author in existence #1 reply omitted. Click here to view.
File: j.k.-rowling-at-harry-pot(...).jpg (251 KB, 1200x1800) Po SED AND Anonymous 05/02/22 (Mon)16:59:35 No.20311708 [Reply] ► >>20311873 >>20311908 >>20311916 > Writes a saga that becomes popular just for marketing (literally even generic anime is better) > Hated by based critics and scholars > Only loved by millenial nerds > Failed as an adult writer > Became frustrated > Became irrelevant > Start to say non sense s--- on twitter > Boomer crisis > Becomes one of the most cringe author in existence #1 reply omitted. Click here to view.

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Least schizophrenic 4chan user spotted in the wild. | /r/Greentext

File: 1634405914405.png (73 KB, 427x400) CIA Anonymous 11/01/21 (Mon)16:59:30 No.5355696 >>5356713 >>5357245 >Zebras are NOT just painted horses >zookeepers are NOT CIA horse painters >they are REAL and NEAT animals that use their stripes to dazzle predators. >Do NOT go to the zoo and ask to see the horse painting station. You will never get laid if you do this.
File: 1634405914405.png (73 KB, 427x400) CIA Anonymous 11/01/21 (Mon)16:59:30 No.5355696 >>5356713 >>5357245 >Zebras are NOT just painted horses >zookeepers are NOT CIA horse painters >they are REAL and NEAT animals that use their stripes to dazzle predators. >Do NOT go to the zoo and ask to see the horse painting station. You will never get laid if you do this.

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Anon has his doubt about life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 185 KB JPG 05/02/22(Mon)18:47:15 No.877381590 >I c-- inside a p---- >Apparently in my c-- there's little fish like swimming creatures >9 months later a human being emerges People expect me to believe this s---?
: Anonymous 185 KB JPG 05/02/22(Mon)18:47:15 No.877381590 >I c-- inside a p---- >Apparently in my c-- there's little fish like swimming creatures >9 months later a human being emerges People expect me to believe this s---?

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anon chose goblin mode | /r/Greentext

SLEEK'N'TEARS 1f6.jpg 71 KB JPG >wake up but eyes still closed >all black >a text appear >start day as: 1-normal mode 2-goblin mode >f--- it let's go goblin mode this time >regain consciousness after 2 days after hearing " sentenced for life without parole
SLEEK'N'TEARS 1f6.jpg 71 KB JPG >wake up but eyes still closed >all black >a text appear >start day as: 1-normal mode 2-goblin mode >f--- it let's go goblin mode this time >regain consciousness after 2 days after hearing " sentenced for life without parole

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Anon is a honorable business man | /r/Greentext

>be me >be criminal in europe >Break into house >kill father >R--- and kill mother >kill son >R--- and kill daughter >kill family dog >be me >be criminal in USA >Break into house >get shot by father >get shot by mother >get shot by son >get shot by daughter >get shot by family dog >get shot by spider in the corner of the room >neighbor comes over and shoots my dead body >Cops are called they come and shoot my dead body >be me >be criminal in Russia >break into house >get jumped by six gopniks and a bear. >be me >be criminal in Afghanistan >Break into stone shack >die in U.S.A.F airstrike >be me >be criminal in japan >break into a single house >steal s--- and leave >become haunted by spirits of ancestors >end up killing myself for being VARRY DISHONORABRU! >some f----- youtuber in a gay green hat records my body in a forrest. >be me >be criminal in Australia >break into house >home owner throws a boomerang at my gravity belt >it breaks >he laughs as a fall into outer space 9
>be me >be criminal in europe >Break into house >kill father >R--- and kill mother >kill son >R--- and kill daughter >kill family dog >be me >be criminal in USA >Break into house >get shot by father >get shot by mother >get shot by son >get shot by daughter >get shot by family dog >get shot by spider in the corner of the room >neighbor comes over and shoots my dead body >Cops are called they come and shoot my dead body >be me >be criminal in Russia >break into house >get jumped by six gopniks and a bear. >be me >be criminal in Afghanistan >Break into stone shack >die in U.S.A.F airstrike >be me >be criminal in japan >break into a single house >steal s--- and leave >become haunted by spirits of ancestors >end up killing myself for being VARRY DISHONORABRU! >some f----- youtuber in a gay green hat records my body in a forrest. >be me >be criminal in Australia >break into house >home owner throws a boomerang at my gravity belt >it breaks >he laughs as a fall into outer space 9

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Anon nurses a woman back to health | /r/Greentext


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Anon has a condor | /r/Greentext

File: cutiewithtits.jpg (47 KB, 600x800) Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:15:06 No.629176850 have you guys ever fuckd a gril without a condor? >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:15:59 No.629176965 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:16:18 No.629177001 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:16:40 No.629177042 ► >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:17:30 No.629177130 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:17:53 No.629177179 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:18:50 No.629177305 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:18:51 No.629177306 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12: 19:46 No.629177428 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:22:31 No.629177751 Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:22:45 No.629177787 >>629178184 >>629178506 >>629178609 File: 1434306256997.gif (258 KB, 301x301) >making out with slut i brought from a nearby bar >gonna f--- this bitch >look to my condor for approval >he s---- on her bag and pecks her outta the room. >later find out she had harpies from friend thank you condor. dodged a f------ bullet
File: cutiewithtits.jpg (47 KB, 600x800) Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:15:06 No.629176850 have you guys ever fuckd a gril without a condor? >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:15:59 No.629176965 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:16:18 No.629177001 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:16:40 No.629177042 ► >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:17:30 No.629177130 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:17:53 No.629177179 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:18:50 No.629177305 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:18:51 No.629177306 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12: 19:46 No.629177428 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:22:31 No.629177751 Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:22:45 No.629177787 >>629178184 >>629178506 >>629178609 File: 1434306256997.gif (258 KB, 301x301) >making out with slut i brought from a nearby bar >gonna f--- this bitch >look to my condor for approval >he s---- on her bag and pecks her outta the room. >later find out she had harpies from friend thank you condor. dodged a f------ bullet

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Anon works for a bank | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >mid 2000s >work at a call center for a major bank chain >have monthly goals of accounts to open and products to sell 71 KB JPG >reasonable goals, doable >someone finds an exploit that let's you get credit for any account somebody made within 90 days, regardless of if you opened it for them or not >even other people in the call center could get duplicate credit for the same accounts using the exploit >our numbers go up, corporate is praising us as master salesman >some of the managers don't know about the exploit but many of them do and don't care, they just like seeing number get big for the shareholders >one lady who works there is blind >really nice lady, born blind, but makes it work and has a setup that allows her to do her job >she doesn't do the exploit, tries to meet the goals legit and honest >everyone else doing the exploit is making our goal numbers get higher, you cannot legitimately do it anymore and meet them >blind lady gets written up a bunch but still tries her best to do it honestly >her husband dies and her mental health takes a toll, has nobody at home now to help her >corporate machine keeps grinding her down even still >I ended up leaving the job but I still think about her from time to time and hope she's okay Just goes to show that no good deed goes unpunished in the wageslaving world. Yeah she should have just done the exploit but it sucks that her being honorable and honest was punished. >>68451555 # >>68453401 # 05/01/22(Sun)22:34:27 No.68451542
: Anonymous >mid 2000s >work at a call center for a major bank chain >have monthly goals of accounts to open and products to sell 71 KB JPG >reasonable goals, doable >someone finds an exploit that let's you get credit for any account somebody made within 90 days, regardless of if you opened it for them or not >even other people in the call center could get duplicate credit for the same accounts using the exploit >our numbers go up, corporate is praising us as master salesman >some of the managers don't know about the exploit but many of them do and don't care, they just like seeing number get big for the shareholders >one lady who works there is blind >really nice lady, born blind, but makes it work and has a setup that allows her to do her job >she doesn't do the exploit, tries to meet the goals legit and honest >everyone else doing the exploit is making our goal numbers get higher, you cannot legitimately do it anymore and meet them >blind lady gets written up a bunch but still tries her best to do it honestly >her husband dies and her mental health takes a toll, has nobody at home now to help her >corporate machine keeps grinding her down even still >I ended up leaving the job but I still think about her from time to time and hope she's okay Just goes to show that no good deed goes unpunished in the wageslaving world. Yeah she should have just done the exploit but it sucks that her being honorable and honest was punished. >>68451555 # >>68453401 # 05/01/22(Sun)22:34:27 No.68451542

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anon fucks up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Be me >walking home one night >Mugger comes out of nowhere >"Give me your wallet!" 115 KB JPG >Unload my FN Five-seveN on him instead >Realize that I used 20 rounds of 5.7*28mm ammo MFW it would have been cheaper to just hand over the wallet 10/14/19(Mon)03:30:02 No.42892771
: Anonymous Be me >walking home one night >Mugger comes out of nowhere >"Give me your wallet!" 115 KB JPG >Unload my FN Five-seveN on him instead >Realize that I used 20 rounds of 5.7*28mm ammo MFW it would have been cheaper to just hand over the wallet 10/14/19(Mon)03:30:02 No.42892771

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