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: Anonymous 05/06/22(Fri)00:40:09 No.68508892 >Hype myself up and prepare to go take a long walk in the park while listening to some music and maybe podcast >Arrive at the park >See a lot of young beautiful couples 51 KB PNG >Leave and drive back home No where is safe.
: Anonymous 05/06/22(Fri)00:40:09 No.68508892 >Hype myself up and prepare to go take a long walk in the park while listening to some music and maybe podcast >Arrive at the park >See a lot of young beautiful couples 51 KB PNG >Leave and drive back home No where is safe.

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Anon just wants to be treated as a human bean. | /r/Greentext


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Anon has a kinky girlfriend | /r/Greentext


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See you later virgins | /r/Greentext


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The smell of defeat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/06/22(Fri)01:01:44 No.68513329 >tfw haven't showered in like 3 weeks >went to the landomat >saw this cute girl I know who always gives me a big hug when I see her >She's clearly not wearing a bra >l have to avoid the hug because I VEER 59 KB JPG know i probably smell bad. Could have had titles pressed against me. Feels bad.
: Anonymous 05/06/22(Fri)01:01:44 No.68513329 >tfw haven't showered in like 3 weeks >went to the landomat >saw this cute girl I know who always gives me a big hug when I see her >She's clearly not wearing a bra >l have to avoid the hug because I VEER 59 KB JPG know i probably smell bad. Could have had titles pressed against me. Feels bad.

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Anon doesnt believe Ember Heard | /r/Greentext


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Anon gets robbed | /r/Greentext

U Anonymous 10/27/16(Thu)07:10:15 No.32360229 File: 223211b5a1.png (440 KB, 632x604) >>32360378 >>32360816 Not really cringe, but I have a story from a friend about missing social cues. >Walking around town late at night >Reach a guy sitting on the sidewalk, he asks me for money >"Sorry man, I don't have any money." >"I have a knife." >"Nah, that's okay man, I don't need a knife" >Walk away, don't realize I was getting robbed until later that night
U Anonymous 10/27/16(Thu)07:10:15 No.32360229 File: 223211b5a1.png (440 KB, 632x604) >>32360378 >>32360816 Not really cringe, but I have a story from a friend about missing social cues. >Walking around town late at night >Reach a guy sitting on the sidewalk, he asks me for money >"Sorry man, I don't have any money." >"I have a knife." >"Nah, that's okay man, I don't need a knife" >Walk away, don't realize I was getting robbed until later that night

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anon faces a problem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/18/21(Sat)14:04:41 No.66614926 >tfw too intelligent for heterosexuality Being gay is my only hope of finding a partner even close to my intellectual league. 35 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/18/21(Sat)15:40:12 No.66616042 Are you from Ancient Greece or something
: Anonymous 12/18/21(Sat)14:04:41 No.66614926 >tfw too intelligent for heterosexuality Being gay is my only hope of finding a partner even close to my intellectual league. 35 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/18/21(Sat)15:40:12 No.66616042 Are you from Ancient Greece or something

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Anon was bullied | /r/Greentext


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Suffer Thunder | /r/Greentext


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Anon's opinions are popular | /r/Greentext


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Anon is skeptical | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/22(Mon)22:39:41 No.68469842 magik.png 154 KB PNG >NOO000O YOUR TOILET DOESNT JUST MAKE YOUR POO DISAPPEAR >ITS ACTUALLY A VERY COMPLEX WATER SYSTEM THAT MAKES IT GO >WHERE? IT GOES UHHH TO THE SEWER >NO YOU CANT SEE IT JUST TRUST ME do you guys really believe this?
: Anonymous 05/02/22(Mon)22:39:41 No.68469842 magik.png 154 KB PNG >NOO000O YOUR TOILET DOESNT JUST MAKE YOUR POO DISAPPEAR >ITS ACTUALLY A VERY COMPLEX WATER SYSTEM THAT MAKES IT GO >WHERE? IT GOES UHHH TO THE SEWER >NO YOU CANT SEE IT JUST TRUST ME do you guys really believe this?

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She a copper | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)21:40:01 No.515425318 > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy 61 KB JPG > now she tells me she's an undercover cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age
Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)21:40:01 No.515425318 > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy 61 KB JPG > now she tells me she's an undercover cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age

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Anon‘s grandpa does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Most kek thing your grandparen(...) 05/21/21(Fri)05:51:34 No.63764689 What's the most kek thing your grandparents have ever done? >be me >on vacation in France with family >dad grandpa and I all go out to eat at fancy restaurant 9 KB PNG >we can hear the staff belittling us for being tourists >grandpa leans into my ear and tells me to play along >slowly starts speaking in a more southern accent as the meal goes on >by the time the check comes he is completely unintelligible from the amount of hick speak coming out of his mouth >end of the meal comes >he tucks the table cloth into his pants and gets up and leave >naturally all the plates and glasses break >everyone turns and looks >grandpa runs out of the f------ restaurant babbling like a loon >fly back to America before we get in legal trouble Man, I love your grandpa. Wish you were still here.
: Anonymous Most kek thing your grandparen(...) 05/21/21(Fri)05:51:34 No.63764689 What's the most kek thing your grandparents have ever done? >be me >on vacation in France with family >dad grandpa and I all go out to eat at fancy restaurant 9 KB PNG >we can hear the staff belittling us for being tourists >grandpa leans into my ear and tells me to play along >slowly starts speaking in a more southern accent as the meal goes on >by the time the check comes he is completely unintelligible from the amount of hick speak coming out of his mouth >end of the meal comes >he tucks the table cloth into his pants and gets up and leave >naturally all the plates and glasses break >everyone turns and looks >grandpa runs out of the f------ restaurant babbling like a loon >fly back to America before we get in legal trouble Man, I love your grandpa. Wish you were still here.

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Anon gives valuable life advice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/01/20(Sat)09:25:19 No.137312945 FB_IMG 1596266550240.jpg 25 KB JPG Stop caring, that's literally all you have to do. Just imagine this Bateman everytime you feel mad, sad, anxious, jealous etc
Anonymous 08/01/20(Sat)09:25:19 No.137312945 FB_IMG 1596266550240.jpg 25 KB JPG Stop caring, that's literally all you have to do. Just imagine this Bateman everytime you feel mad, sad, anxious, jealous etc

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annon has regrets | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/19/22(Wed)22:57:19 No.870984116 IMG_20220119_225458.jpg| 354 KB JPG >beat millions of other sperms in the race to the egg >their ghosts torment you as you live the life they should've had Was it worth it anon?
: Anonymous 01/19/22(Wed)22:57:19 No.870984116 IMG_20220119_225458.jpg| 354 KB JPG >beat millions of other sperms in the race to the egg >their ghosts torment you as you live the life they should've had Was it worth it anon?

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Anon commit war crimes | /r/Greentext


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Anon finds fellow dwarves. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/05/22(Thu)22:55:38 No.68512093 >one chance at life >5'3 It's over. 6 KB JPG Anonymous 05/05/22(Thu)23:01:31 No.68512150 >>68512093_(OP). Hey Im 5'3 toO 90 KB PNG Anonymous 05/05/22(Thu)23:08:39 No.68512236 >>68512093_(OP). I'm 5'3 as wellI. Not a day goes by that I don't want to blow my brains out
Anonymous 05/05/22(Thu)22:55:38 No.68512093 >one chance at life >5'3 It's over. 6 KB JPG Anonymous 05/05/22(Thu)23:01:31 No.68512150 >>68512093_(OP). Hey Im 5'3 toO 90 KB PNG Anonymous 05/05/22(Thu)23:08:39 No.68512236 >>68512093_(OP). I'm 5'3 as wellI. Not a day goes by that I don't want to blow my brains out

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Anon tricks the system. | /r/Greentext


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anons husband has nightmares | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/24/21(Sun)21:22:58 No.65889433 judy-hopps-existential-crisis.jpg 42 KB JPG >husband's having nightmares (again) >repeatedly muttering incoherencies >shake his arm to wake him up >punches me square in the jaw while screaming "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY SCOOBY SNACKS!"
: Anonymous 10/24/21(Sun)21:22:58 No.65889433 judy-hopps-existential-crisis.jpg 42 KB JPG >husband's having nightmares (again) >repeatedly muttering incoherencies >shake his arm to wake him up >punches me square in the jaw while screaming "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY SCOOBY SNACKS!"

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