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Anon decides to be better | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/08/22(Sun)11:27:20 No.877744198 >Being me >My first relationship >She asks me what our wedding would be like >l tell her l'd like it to be Bloodborne themed >We break up >l guess there won't be a wedding 499 KB JPG >I see her pictures with her new boyfriend >She likes to cosplay with him >He is taller than me and she looks happier by his side >l don't give up and decide to continue being a good hunter
: Anonymous 05/08/22(Sun)11:27:20 No.877744198 >Being me >My first relationship >She asks me what our wedding would be like >l tell her l'd like it to be Bloodborne themed >We break up >l guess there won't be a wedding 499 KB JPG >I see her pictures with her new boyfriend >She likes to cosplay with him >He is taller than me and she looks happier by his side >l don't give up and decide to continue being a good hunter

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Anon is a frogposter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/20(Sun)18:54:51 No.61363850 >l post the frog >they see the frog and get mad >they say mean things to me >l get sad >i want to feel happy again >frog makes me happy >l post the frog 61 KB JPG
: Anonymous 12/13/20(Sun)18:54:51 No.61363850 >l post the frog >they see the frog and get mad >they say mean things to me >l get sad >i want to feel happy again >frog makes me happy >l post the frog 61 KB JPG

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Anon remembers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/07/22(Sat)18:53:38 No.877719649 This whole Russia situation has reminded of an experience I had some time ago >be me a couple weeks before the 2022 Winter Olympics in Beijing 69 KB JPG >make a meme about Russian athletes injecting themselves with drugs in preparation for the Olympics >post it onto two separate subreddits (r/whenthe & r/dankvideos) >both posts become relatively popular >the top comment under one of them is "it looks like propaganda is strong on Reddit today boys." >other people in the comments agree and say that Russian athletes don't dope, even though they definitely have in past Olympic games >mods from both subreddits remove both posts (they never gave me a reason why) >later on the Winter Olympics happen >halfway through the Olympics, a Russian figure skater gets caught using a performance-enhancing drug, and she starts a whole doping scandal as a result >mfw I look back & realize I was right the whole time
: Anonymous 05/07/22(Sat)18:53:38 No.877719649 This whole Russia situation has reminded of an experience I had some time ago >be me a couple weeks before the 2022 Winter Olympics in Beijing 69 KB JPG >make a meme about Russian athletes injecting themselves with drugs in preparation for the Olympics >post it onto two separate subreddits (r/whenthe & r/dankvideos) >both posts become relatively popular >the top comment under one of them is "it looks like propaganda is strong on Reddit today boys." >other people in the comments agree and say that Russian athletes don't dope, even though they definitely have in past Olympic games >mods from both subreddits remove both posts (they never gave me a reason why) >later on the Winter Olympics happen >halfway through the Olympics, a Russian figure skater gets caught using a performance-enhancing drug, and she starts a whole doping scandal as a result >mfw I look back & realize I was right the whole time

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anon is doing great | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 21 minutes ago 877705804 > Be me, 24 (m) virgin, living with parents > Working part time at cinema, sweeping popcorn > No goals or aspirations > Get sick of having no money > Start Applying for jobs > Any job > Apply for a job at a jewellers despite having zero interest in jewellery > Get an interview > They actually like me > H--------, got the job > Ffw 3 years > Have an amazing gf, my own flat in nice neighbourhood > Educated myself on luxury watches > F------ love watches now > Had an interview for a watch repair job with a much higher pay > Very excited to hear back from them any day now > Mfw, feels like I'm making something of myself 5 REPLIES
Anonymous 21 minutes ago 877705804 > Be me, 24 (m) virgin, living with parents > Working part time at cinema, sweeping popcorn > No goals or aspirations > Get sick of having no money > Start Applying for jobs > Any job > Apply for a job at a jewellers despite having zero interest in jewellery > Get an interview > They actually like me > H--------, got the job > Ffw 3 years > Have an amazing gf, my own flat in nice neighbourhood > Educated myself on luxury watches > F------ love watches now > Had an interview for a watch repair job with a much higher pay > Very excited to hear back from them any day now > Mfw, feels like I'm making something of myself 5 REPLIES

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Quirky Title | /r/Greentext

File: CB57E14F-BB33-46A2-954F-1(...).jpg (33 KB, 800x450) Anonymous 05/07/22(Sat)23:16:58 No.877707085 >>877707126 >talking with my left wing brother >topic shifts to race >tell him at the end of the day all humans just want to be happy and free of worries >he calls me a racist for grouping black people in the same category as white people when blacks have contributed to America far more than whites ever will >mfw
File: CB57E14F-BB33-46A2-954F-1(...).jpg (33 KB, 800x450) Anonymous 05/07/22(Sat)23:16:58 No.877707085 >>877707126 >talking with my left wing brother >topic shifts to race >tell him at the end of the day all humans just want to be happy and free of worries >he calls me a racist for grouping black people in the same category as white people when blacks have contributed to America far more than whites ever will >mfw

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Another one bites the pillow | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/07/22(Sat)08:35:36 No.68529524 >be straight >be coomer >get brainwashed by r9k into trying prostate stuff >6 months later ABSOLUTELY HARAM >sitting here in a skirt and thigh highs f--- this board for turning me into 85 KB JPG a f--
: Anonymous 05/07/22(Sat)08:35:36 No.68529524 >be straight >be coomer >get brainwashed by r9k into trying prostate stuff >6 months later ABSOLUTELY HARAM >sitting here in a skirt and thigh highs f--- this board for turning me into 85 KB JPG a f--

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Anon schizos his way out of hunger | /r/Greentext

spencerthespacer-deactivated202 : Anonymous 09/30/21(Thu)02:10:51 No.65577668 >late at night >craving a Wendy's burger >not even hungry, I know I'll only take a few bites and throw the rest away >I like the idea of eating a Wendy's burger, but not so much the reality 345 KB GIF of paying for something I won't eat >decide to just picture the burger instead >vividly picture platonic form of Wendy's burger >it's perfect, they can't possibly f--- up the order because it's in my mind >imagine eating the burger bite by bite >I finish >feel better, no more craving What the f--- is wrong with me james-harmony Follow #capitalism O burger tulpa 1
spencerthespacer-deactivated202 : Anonymous 09/30/21(Thu)02:10:51 No.65577668 >late at night >craving a Wendy's burger >not even hungry, I know I'll only take a few bites and throw the rest away >I like the idea of eating a Wendy's burger, but not so much the reality 345 KB GIF of paying for something I won't eat >decide to just picture the burger instead >vividly picture platonic form of Wendy's burger >it's perfect, they can't possibly f--- up the order because it's in my mind >imagine eating the burger bite by bite >I finish >feel better, no more craving What the f--- is wrong with me james-harmony Follow #capitalism O burger tulpa 1

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Anon joins the space force | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/05/19(Mon)07:34:34 No.806369057 >Be me >Always wanted to be an astronaut >Think "if I train real hard l'll be one someday" >Train real hard >Learn physics and s--- >Eventually work my way up to the 1.02 MB PNG space program >Tfw finally accepted into the space force with highest honors >Onwards, where no man has gone before! >All of a sudden the program is cancelled >Demand to know why >"Sorry anon, we decided to hire a gang of amphibious creatures to fight for us on other planets instead" >mfw I read the first letter of each sentence
: Anonymous 08/05/19(Mon)07:34:34 No.806369057 >Be me >Always wanted to be an astronaut >Think "if I train real hard l'll be one someday" >Train real hard >Learn physics and s--- >Eventually work my way up to the 1.02 MB PNG space program >Tfw finally accepted into the space force with highest honors >Onwards, where no man has gone before! >All of a sudden the program is cancelled >Demand to know why >"Sorry anon, we decided to hire a gang of amphibious creatures to fight for us on other planets instead" >mfw I read the first letter of each sentence

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Murica!!!! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/19(Fri)00:15:05 No.53328488 Why can't Americans lose weight? 58 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/12/19(Fri)00:15:57 No.53328504 >>53328488 Losing weight involves losing. Americans never lose
: Anonymous 07/12/19(Fri)00:15:05 No.53328488 Why can't Americans lose weight? 58 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/12/19(Fri)00:15:57 No.53328504 >>53328488 Losing weight involves losing. Americans never lose

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Anon is unsure | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/08/22(Sun)00:23:50 No.877709910 >be me >homophobic and transphobic >also me >fantasizing about being a cute girl before going to sleep W-- is my problem 728 KB PNG
: Anonymous 05/08/22(Sun)00:23:50 No.877709910 >be me >homophobic and transphobic >also me >fantasizing about being a cute girl before going to sleep W-- is my problem 728 KB PNG

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Anon is arab | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/19(Sat)21:52:09 No.794583614 >be me >arab >go to 4chan >"you're a s--------- terrorist and should be killed" >go to buzzfeed >"you're sexist bigoted homophobe 211 KB PNG and should be killed" >go to Saudi Arabia >"you're a sinner and should be killed" >mfw
: Anonymous 03/09/19(Sat)21:52:09 No.794583614 >be me >arab >go to 4chan >"you're a s--------- terrorist and should be killed" >go to buzzfeed >"you're sexist bigoted homophobe 211 KB PNG and should be killed" >go to Saudi Arabia >"you're a sinner and should be killed" >mfw

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Anon loses his dignity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/08/22(Sun)01:40:45 No.68535773 >>68515702 (OP) # >hanging out with group of people I don't know very well >one of them asks about my scars >try to change the subject, but she persists >starts making obviously wrong guesses >did I fall off a bike, is it a sports injury, is it from rock climbing, etc >eventually snap and say I did them to myself >she says "You mean you blame yourself, because if you were better at riding a bike you wouldn't have fallen off?" >"No, I mean literally cut them into my arm with a knife" >she pauses and gives me a disgusted look >"Yeah, obviously. I was trying to give you an easy out to save your dignity" Bitch, if you care so much about "saving my dignity", why did you ask in the first place?
: Anonymous 05/08/22(Sun)01:40:45 No.68535773 >>68515702 (OP) # >hanging out with group of people I don't know very well >one of them asks about my scars >try to change the subject, but she persists >starts making obviously wrong guesses >did I fall off a bike, is it a sports injury, is it from rock climbing, etc >eventually snap and say I did them to myself >she says "You mean you blame yourself, because if you were better at riding a bike you wouldn't have fallen off?" >"No, I mean literally cut them into my arm with a knife" >she pauses and gives me a disgusted look >"Yeah, obviously. I was trying to give you an easy out to save your dignity" Bitch, if you care so much about "saving my dignity", why did you ask in the first place?

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Anon has a cool family | /r/Greentext

File: OFF4F010-88F4-4A19-8ECF-3EFE16FBC612.gif (663 KB, 220x212) Anonymous 05/07/22(Sat)01:59:49 No.877673370 [Reply] ► >>877677189 There's not really a place to share this so I'm posting it here cause I still wanna tell someone >22 >just graduated college with a degree in film >never shared anything I worked on to parents because I was scared they wouldn't like it and think the degree was a waste of money >worked on a movie that ended up on a streaming service >tell them about it, still scared >dad calls hours after it's released saying they watched it >they sound really happy >2 days later he calls again saying he's watched it 4 times to make it to the credits and see my name >sends photos of his relatives that live across the country watching it and pointing at my name in the credits I dunno how to explain it but it just feels good to have the support I didn't know if l'd get, you know? Have a good one guys
File: OFF4F010-88F4-4A19-8ECF-3EFE16FBC612.gif (663 KB, 220x212) Anonymous 05/07/22(Sat)01:59:49 No.877673370 [Reply] ► >>877677189 There's not really a place to share this so I'm posting it here cause I still wanna tell someone >22 >just graduated college with a degree in film >never shared anything I worked on to parents because I was scared they wouldn't like it and think the degree was a waste of money >worked on a movie that ended up on a streaming service >tell them about it, still scared >dad calls hours after it's released saying they watched it >they sound really happy >2 days later he calls again saying he's watched it 4 times to make it to the credits and see my name >sends photos of his relatives that live across the country watching it and pointing at my name in the credits I dunno how to explain it but it just feels good to have the support I didn't know if l'd get, you know? Have a good one guys

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Anon works at McDonald’s | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 753841064 45 min. geleden •.. story time CHICHEN appy mel 399ANOW >working at McDonald's >*autistic kid appears* >screams all the time : CHICKEN MCNUGGETS AN EXCELLENT HAPPI >wants a happy meal with nuggets >gave him 5 instead of 4 cuz of my kindness 300,3 kB JPG >he noticed >*autistic screeching* >wanted a new one with only 4 nuggets i hate children. 3 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous | 753841064 45 min. geleden •.. story time CHICHEN appy mel 399ANOW >working at McDonald's >*autistic kid appears* >screams all the time : CHICKEN MCNUGGETS AN EXCELLENT HAPPI >wants a happy meal with nuggets >gave him 5 instead of 4 cuz of my kindness 300,3 kB JPG >he noticed >*autistic screeching* >wanted a new one with only 4 nuggets i hate children. 3 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY

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Cinderella story | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I can't stand my fat sister(...) 05/07/22(Sat)14:58:47 No.68533027 >5'10 at 145 lbs, female >work out and eat healthy >put a lot of effort into my body the last 4 years >aspire to be muscle mommy, to crush mens balls between my thighs and biceps for their 12 KB PNG pleasure >just a bit lean w/ good thighs for now, the grind for gains soon to start >proceeds to get called anorexic by my fat sister >same f----- who used to call me a fat lard when I was one, motivating me to health purely for me trying to spite her >kicker is she was the sorority girl skinny bitch and the past few years Ive watched her gain pounds >now I am apparently "too skinny" and a skeleton This bitch is near a foot shorter and heavier than me. It's 100% out of jealousy, its every f------ time I see her she claims wont eat food and am starving myself, despite eating completely normal for your average athletic joe. I can't stand this bitch.
: Anonymous I can't stand my fat sister(...) 05/07/22(Sat)14:58:47 No.68533027 >5'10 at 145 lbs, female >work out and eat healthy >put a lot of effort into my body the last 4 years >aspire to be muscle mommy, to crush mens balls between my thighs and biceps for their 12 KB PNG pleasure >just a bit lean w/ good thighs for now, the grind for gains soon to start >proceeds to get called anorexic by my fat sister >same f----- who used to call me a fat lard when I was one, motivating me to health purely for me trying to spite her >kicker is she was the sorority girl skinny bitch and the past few years Ive watched her gain pounds >now I am apparently "too skinny" and a skeleton This bitch is near a foot shorter and heavier than me. It's 100% out of jealousy, its every f------ time I see her she claims wont eat food and am starving myself, despite eating completely normal for your average athletic joe. I can't stand this bitch.

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anon can’t win | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: dUl+UFhw ) 12/11/20(Fri)23:54:41 No.24749979 >get job >virus hits >lose job >get job fighting virus >virus cured >lose job 1.33 MB PNG : Anonymous (ID: CKKQ2+zd 12/11/20(Fri)23:56:03 No.24749995 >>24749979 (OP) # Imao he thinks there's a virus
: Anonymous (ID: dUl+UFhw ) 12/11/20(Fri)23:54:41 No.24749979 >get job >virus hits >lose job >get job fighting virus >virus cured >lose job 1.33 MB PNG : Anonymous (ID: CKKQ2+zd 12/11/20(Fri)23:56:03 No.24749995 >>24749979 (OP) # Imao he thinks there's a virus

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Anon wants a manly man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/09/22(Sat)18:25:44 No.68145490 >tfw I want a bf who's bigger than me and has a d--- that makes mine look small in comparison >6ft tall with a 7 inch c--- and masculine faces It's not gonna happen bros l'm gonna have to settle for a w*man 81 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/09/22(Sat)18:25:44 No.68145490 >tfw I want a bf who's bigger than me and has a d--- that makes mine look small in comparison >6ft tall with a 7 inch c--- and masculine faces It's not gonna happen bros l'm gonna have to settle for a w*man 81 KB JPG

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Anon loses a bit of his masculinity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/07/22(Sat)13:45:47 No.877708380 Hello my namo is gay 14e.jpg 66 KB JPG >gf begs me time and time again to peg me >keep denying her >she keeps pestering me with it >finally give up and let her do it once >never again >few weeks later we get into an argument >she calls me a f----- that likes to be pegged
: Anonymous 05/07/22(Sat)13:45:47 No.877708380 Hello my namo is gay 14e.jpg 66 KB JPG >gf begs me time and time again to peg me >keep denying her >she keeps pestering me with it >finally give up and let her do it once >never again >few weeks later we get into an argument >she calls me a f----- that likes to be pegged

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When nightmares become reality | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/07/22(Sat)02:04:57 No.68523134 >be me last night >went to sleep >feel a tingle in my ear canal >get up and turn on the lights >tingle persists >try to shake my head >a f------ centipede fell off >took a few seconds to figure out what just 58 KB JPG happened >kill it asap and leave the room >end up sleeping in the living room Im now afraid of sleeping in bedroom again
: Anonymous 05/07/22(Sat)02:04:57 No.68523134 >be me last night >went to sleep >feel a tingle in my ear canal >get up and turn on the lights >tingle persists >try to shake my head >a f------ centipede fell off >took a few seconds to figure out what just 58 KB JPG happened >kill it asap and leave the room >end up sleeping in the living room Im now afraid of sleeping in bedroom again

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Anon wants gender equality | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/07/22(Sat)08:56:14 No.877687585 I have a question about gender equality WOMEN'S RIGHTS >wamyn >have t--- and asses that are assets in demand >exploit the demand 117 KB JPG >sell t--- and asses on media, social media, private life, professional life >"women are free to do as they please, men are pigs for lusting to begin with" You know what, that's fair enough. Women are things in demand in a free market. So they capitalize on it. They're using the assets they have. >penis havers >have mental and physical stamina and power to dominate most professional fields >"oppressive gender" >create unfair additional ease and opportunities for women to take what men are earning If women can use their assets for their financial gains, why can't men use their strengths to advance themselves freely? Why is one gender scrutinized and the other elevated even in degeneracy. >inb4 incel >inb4 ad hominem I get laid enough. Thank you.
: Anonymous 05/07/22(Sat)08:56:14 No.877687585 I have a question about gender equality WOMEN'S RIGHTS >wamyn >have t--- and asses that are assets in demand >exploit the demand 117 KB JPG >sell t--- and asses on media, social media, private life, professional life >"women are free to do as they please, men are pigs for lusting to begin with" You know what, that's fair enough. Women are things in demand in a free market. So they capitalize on it. They're using the assets they have. >penis havers >have mental and physical stamina and power to dominate most professional fields >"oppressive gender" >create unfair additional ease and opportunities for women to take what men are earning If women can use their assets for their financial gains, why can't men use their strengths to advance themselves freely? Why is one gender scrutinized and the other elevated even in degeneracy. >inb4 incel >inb4 ad hominem I get laid enough. Thank you.

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