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Anon joins inceldom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)09:20:37 No.878389350 Research May 2002 >women >65% in schools 10 Out of 11 Scholarships Are Reserved for Women >90% scholarships >admission quotas >gender equity programs 12 in Research Juan Galt August 31, 2019 2200 Views 112 KB JPG Are they women or disabled? Why is there so much assistance for them? >"women are achieving more in education so they are smarter than men" >they are still oppressed because men bad" >"wage gap" Still oppressed??? W-- Average wage difference between gender is because they're too retarded to pick productive careers. There's clear discrimination against a whole gender and that gender is still being called oppressive. /b/ I'm going to take the incel pill.
Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)09:20:37 No.878389350 Research May 2002 >women >65% in schools 10 Out of 11 Scholarships Are Reserved for Women >90% scholarships >admission quotas >gender equity programs 12 in Research Juan Galt August 31, 2019 2200 Views 112 KB JPG Are they women or disabled? Why is there so much assistance for them? >"women are achieving more in education so they are smarter than men" >they are still oppressed because men bad" >"wage gap" Still oppressed??? W-- Average wage difference between gender is because they're too retarded to pick productive careers. There's clear discrimination against a whole gender and that gender is still being called oppressive. /b/ I'm going to take the incel pill.

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Anon is an XY | /r/Greentext

2h (5/18 8:01)-68676417 : 9 Re - 0 Img JPG · 96KB · (1240 × 700) 3 Replies >one shot at life >born a short and ugly male in the era of social media and tinder >obsessed with the idea of being loved by a woman It's over 2h (5/18 8:02) -68676429 1 Reply >one shot at life >born male
2h (5/18 8:01)-68676417 : 9 Re - 0 Img JPG · 96KB · (1240 × 700) 3 Replies >one shot at life >born a short and ugly male in the era of social media and tinder >obsessed with the idea of being loved by a woman It's over 2h (5/18 8:02) -68676429 1 Reply >one shot at life >born male

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Anon is scared of spiders | /r/Greentext

Good Feels thread /b/? >be me >6 years old >dad throws spiders on me cause he likes to laugh at me freaking out >become terrified of spiders for rest of my life 71.7 kB JPG >mum stops him though >"Stop it! Youre scaring anon!" >picks up spiders and puts them outside >they always seemed so calm in her hands >"Its ok anon, you know they are more scared of you then you are of them" >dont really listen, still petrified of them >be me >two days ago >mum passed away >lying in bed with girlfriend >see spider run across door >start to freak out >girlfriend gets up, puts her hand on floor, spider crawl into it >she calmly walks outside and places on ground >"hey its alright anon, no need to freak out over the little guy, he's probably just as afraid as you are" >cant hold back tears, say its because mum is gone >really its because i finally realised how much i loved my mum and how much i love my girlfriend Its probably not the right place to post this and is such a small thing that happened but it meant a lot to me and maybe it'll make you guys smile a little.
Good Feels thread /b/? >be me >6 years old >dad throws spiders on me cause he likes to laugh at me freaking out >become terrified of spiders for rest of my life 71.7 kB JPG >mum stops him though >"Stop it! Youre scaring anon!" >picks up spiders and puts them outside >they always seemed so calm in her hands >"Its ok anon, you know they are more scared of you then you are of them" >dont really listen, still petrified of them >be me >two days ago >mum passed away >lying in bed with girlfriend >see spider run across door >start to freak out >girlfriend gets up, puts her hand on floor, spider crawl into it >she calmly walks outside and places on ground >"hey its alright anon, no need to freak out over the little guy, he's probably just as afraid as you are" >cant hold back tears, say its because mum is gone >really its because i finally realised how much i loved my mum and how much i love my girlfriend Its probably not the right place to post this and is such a small thing that happened but it meant a lot to me and maybe it'll make you guys smile a little.

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Anon can’t die | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/19(Thu)21:52:34 No.51219216 >laying down in bed >haven't eaten in two weeks >lost hunger after day 3 >just waiting to die >mother gives me and 36 KB JPG ultimatum >tells me that i ether drink a quarter cup of chicken stock or she calls an ambulance. >know what they do at hospitals to f------ like me >drink the chicken stock and go back to bed >back to the same BS Why cant she let me die in peace?
: Anonymous 02/28/19(Thu)21:52:34 No.51219216 >laying down in bed >haven't eaten in two weeks >lost hunger after day 3 >just waiting to die >mother gives me and 36 KB JPG ultimatum >tells me that i ether drink a quarter cup of chicken stock or she calls an ambulance. >know what they do at hospitals to f------ like me >drink the chicken stock and go back to bed >back to the same BS Why cant she let me die in peace?

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Anon realizes a pattern | /r/Greentext

"My current beliefs started when I first started to use 4chan a few months after covid started," Gendron Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)12:28:43 No.68679559 ▼ >mass shooter is a newfag checks out.
"My current beliefs started when I first started to use 4chan a few months after covid started," Gendron Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)12:28:43 No.68679559 ▼ >mass shooter is a newfag checks out.

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anon goes to er | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)07:20:43 No.876607668 >go to ER >sign a form >realize im overreacting in the waiting room >leave before I get any care >$500 bill in mail 188 KB PNG
: Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)07:20:43 No.876607668 >go to ER >sign a form >realize im overreacting in the waiting room >leave before I get any care >$500 bill in mail 188 KB PNG

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Anon has one chance | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/19(Sun)02:40:30 No.796269811 >be me >one chance at life >filipino 12 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/31/19(Sun)02:40:30 No.796269811 >be me >one chance at life >filipino 12 KB JPG

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SHIT CROPI’ve got them footage | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/02/21(Tue)18:50:48 No.848679285 >Be me >Poor af >Have wife and 2 children >Wife is sick >No money to get my children education >Have trouble finding jobs >Get dangerous job with a high chance if injury or death 58 KB JPG >Pays well so why not >ffw 1 week >Start operating machine >Get caught inside machine >Struggle for a bit >Machine activates and violently murders me >Limbs flying, blood everywhere >Horribly mangled and mutilated >Security footage gets released >Some redditfag records footage and puts some song over it for internet points >mfw
: Anonymous 03/02/21(Tue)18:50:48 No.848679285 >Be me >Poor af >Have wife and 2 children >Wife is sick >No money to get my children education >Have trouble finding jobs >Get dangerous job with a high chance if injury or death 58 KB JPG >Pays well so why not >ffw 1 week >Start operating machine >Get caught inside machine >Struggle for a bit >Machine activates and violently murders me >Limbs flying, blood everywhere >Horribly mangled and mutilated >Security footage gets released >Some redditfag records footage and puts some song over it for internet points >mfw

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Anon is artistic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)09:55:49 No.68677443 Drunk story >be me >friend invites me over to paint >don't like art s--- but nothing else to do 368 KB JPG >we're drinking heavy and start painting >it's kind of fun, he gives me lots of pointers >hours later I have somehow painted this immaculate bird with a sunrise behind it >friend is raving over how good this painting is >l take a picture and we keep drinking >trashed so l crash on his couch >pull up the picture and decide to post it to Facebook >title post "I'm artistic" and upload image >wake up next day to my phone ringing from mom >"hey Anon, we just want you to know we love you and support you" >"haha ok, is something going on?" >"yea, we saw your Facebook post" >pull up Facebook while on speakerphone >post says "I'm autistic" >there's no image attached >post has almost as many likes as friends I have >50ish comments from people, most of which I haven't talked to in years, saying s--- like "we love you buddy" >see comments from people I do talk to saying s--- like "we love you for who you are" Should I just move away and start a new life or try to embrace this? The post was probably true.
: Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)09:55:49 No.68677443 Drunk story >be me >friend invites me over to paint >don't like art s--- but nothing else to do 368 KB JPG >we're drinking heavy and start painting >it's kind of fun, he gives me lots of pointers >hours later I have somehow painted this immaculate bird with a sunrise behind it >friend is raving over how good this painting is >l take a picture and we keep drinking >trashed so l crash on his couch >pull up the picture and decide to post it to Facebook >title post "I'm artistic" and upload image >wake up next day to my phone ringing from mom >"hey Anon, we just want you to know we love you and support you" >"haha ok, is something going on?" >"yea, we saw your Facebook post" >pull up Facebook while on speakerphone >post says "I'm autistic" >there's no image attached >post has almost as many likes as friends I have >50ish comments from people, most of which I haven't talked to in years, saying s--- like "we love you buddy" >see comments from people I do talk to saying s--- like "we love you for who you are" Should I just move away and start a new life or try to embrace this? The post was probably true.

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Anon wants his Spider-Man sticker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)07:47:23 No.68676280 >go to dentist >don't cry even once >still no spiderman sticker why do i even f------ bother 177 KB PNG 4 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)07:50:04 No.68676311 >>68676280 (OP) # This is the absolute final blackpill It's over : Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)07:51:09 No.68676321 >say yes ma'am no ma'am >smile and sit still when she's talking >brushed before my visit, being nice >still no sticker or sucker >steal bitch dentists pen before I go 191 KB PNG I'm just so tired of it all. : Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)07:52:10 No.68676331 >>68676280 (OP) # Did you even ask for a goody bag retard : Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)07:54:46 No.68676358 >go to dentist >"brush your teeth better" >pay >repeat 22 KB JPG Dentists are a scam
: Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)07:47:23 No.68676280 >go to dentist >don't cry even once >still no spiderman sticker why do i even f------ bother 177 KB PNG 4 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)07:50:04 No.68676311 >>68676280 (OP) # This is the absolute final blackpill It's over : Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)07:51:09 No.68676321 >say yes ma'am no ma'am >smile and sit still when she's talking >brushed before my visit, being nice >still no sticker or sucker >steal bitch dentists pen before I go 191 KB PNG I'm just so tired of it all. : Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)07:52:10 No.68676331 >>68676280 (OP) # Did you even ask for a goody bag retard : Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)07:54:46 No.68676358 >go to dentist >"brush your teeth better" >pay >repeat 22 KB JPG Dentists are a scam

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Anon’s have spoken | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)10:29:51 No.789716987 >ls a gamer >Helps working class people >Seems like a genuinely nice person to be around >Doesn't take corp. money 6 KB JPG >Sexy as hell what's not to like about our progressive gamer queen? : Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)10:31:27 No.789717088 she's a jew >>789717298 #
: Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)10:29:51 No.789716987 >ls a gamer >Helps working class people >Seems like a genuinely nice person to be around >Doesn't take corp. money 6 KB JPG >Sexy as hell what's not to like about our progressive gamer queen? : Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)10:31:27 No.789717088 she's a jew >>789717298 #

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Real gamer hours | /r/Greentext

vk.com/epiemuzik Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)20:29 No.185678330 Replies: >>185678521 >>185677546 >tfw you'll never have a cute gf who plays games in your lap and when she beats you at them she teases you while rubbing her butt on your d--- Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)20:30 No.185678521 Replies: >185678705 File: 1366072253509.png-(9 KB, 271x288, 1281378111383 (1).png) >>185678330 >when she beats you what kind of f------ casual do you take me for VIA 9GAG.COM
vk.com/epiemuzik Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)20:29 No.185678330 Replies: >>185678521 >>185677546 >tfw you'll never have a cute gf who plays games in your lap and when she beats you at them she teases you while rubbing her butt on your d--- Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)20:30 No.185678521 Replies: >185678705 File: 1366072253509.png-(9 KB, 271x288, 1281378111383 (1).png) >>185678330 >when she beats you what kind of f------ casual do you take me for VIA 9GAG.COM

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Anon is a gold digger | /r/Greentext

File: First lady.jpg (30 KB, 348x527) O Anonymous (ID: 3LeTk53w 01/20/17(Fri)12:59:42 No.108047628 [Reply] >be me >literal gold digger >just want a nice life without having to work >marry rich guy just for the cash >he's upset with the state of the country >decides to run for president >yeahright.jpeg >he starts doing well >mfw he actually gets elected >mfw I'm the first lady of the United states of America
File: First lady.jpg (30 KB, 348x527) O Anonymous (ID: 3LeTk53w 01/20/17(Fri)12:59:42 No.108047628 [Reply] >be me >literal gold digger >just want a nice life without having to work >marry rich guy just for the cash >he's upset with the state of the country >decides to run for president >yeahright.jpeg >he starts doing well >mfw he actually gets elected >mfw I'm the first lady of the United states of America

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Anon profits from looking like a hobo. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/20/13(Fri)00:33:07 UTC+2 No.506898709 Replies: 22506902426 File: 1379629987628 jpg-(7 KB, 242x208, hue scott pilgrim.jpg) >be me >fall of sophomore year >walking home >wearing ugly and old denim jacket w/ downloadable hobo gloves >Family of 4 in a sedan pulls up next to me >"uh hi there do you have a home son?" "Well, uh, I guess I do tonight since the shelter's open, but I don't know after that." >Family of 4 gives me a $100 >Walk home and buy shitloads of games on Steam >Mfw
Anonymous 09/20/13(Fri)00:33:07 UTC+2 No.506898709 Replies: 22506902426 File: 1379629987628 jpg-(7 KB, 242x208, hue scott pilgrim.jpg) >be me >fall of sophomore year >walking home >wearing ugly and old denim jacket w/ downloadable hobo gloves >Family of 4 in a sedan pulls up next to me >"uh hi there do you have a home son?" "Well, uh, I guess I do tonight since the shelter's open, but I don't know after that." >Family of 4 gives me a $100 >Walk home and buy shitloads of games on Steam >Mfw

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Anon goes the extra mile | /r/Greentext


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Anon has a great boss | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous feels good man 04/28/19(Sun)01:11:46 No.52153310 >be me >been working at bbq joint for 3 years >boss is like a dad but cooler, we drink/smoke together >song from his favorite 91 KB JPG band is playing "oooh do you know who this is anon?" >answer instantly with correct answer "aaayyyyyee thats my boy" >mfw it feels good to have someone proud of me thanks boss 6 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous feels good man 04/28/19(Sun)01:11:46 No.52153310 >be me >been working at bbq joint for 3 years >boss is like a dad but cooler, we drink/smoke together >song from his favorite 91 KB JPG band is playing "oooh do you know who this is anon?" >answer instantly with correct answer "aaayyyyyee thats my boy" >mfw it feels good to have someone proud of me thanks boss 6 Replies View Thread

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anon buys shitcoin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 6txkxb5x ) 05/12/22(Thu)07:16:17 No.48690612 Your purchase for $37,627.17 USD of BTC is now available in your account Coinbase orepl@contae.com May 22 123 PM coinbase Your purchase for $37.627.17 USD of BTC is now available in your Coinbase account eterence code Paymen method Visa debit 45 Date May 11, 2022 Amuunt 1222984 BTC Exchange ate Subiotal Fee $1.443 72 Total $37427.17 Sot Upa Rocurring Buy Screenshot 2022-05-11 220801.jpg 93 KB JPG I bought $37,627.17 worth of Bitcoin today. You all told me to "buy the dip." Well, f--- it, at noon today I called my bank to unlock my spending limit so I could buy. This is 95% of my savings. I barely have enough money for rent and food this month. Since I bought, Bitcoin has dropped another $2,000. You have no idea how hard it is to type this and not have a panic attack. I'm not f------ around with you when I say I need this money or I'm going to be homeless. I need you all to be serious with me and tell me when I can expect returns. I'd be happy even with just a 2x return. Please level with me. I've got a family and we've got bills.
: Anonymous (ID: 6txkxb5x ) 05/12/22(Thu)07:16:17 No.48690612 Your purchase for $37,627.17 USD of BTC is now available in your account Coinbase orepl@contae.com May 22 123 PM coinbase Your purchase for $37.627.17 USD of BTC is now available in your Coinbase account eterence code Paymen method Visa debit 45 Date May 11, 2022 Amuunt 1222984 BTC Exchange ate Subiotal Fee $1.443 72 Total $37427.17 Sot Upa Rocurring Buy Screenshot 2022-05-11 220801.jpg 93 KB JPG I bought $37,627.17 worth of Bitcoin today. You all told me to "buy the dip." Well, f--- it, at noon today I called my bank to unlock my spending limit so I could buy. This is 95% of my savings. I barely have enough money for rent and food this month. Since I bought, Bitcoin has dropped another $2,000. You have no idea how hard it is to type this and not have a panic attack. I'm not f------ around with you when I say I need this money or I'm going to be homeless. I need you all to be serious with me and tell me when I can expect returns. I'd be happy even with just a 2x return. Please level with me. I've got a family and we've got bills.

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Anon has the best mom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Best mom ever 07/10/18(Tue)18:03:10 No.46706369 >be me >be 21 yr old and depressed >have no friends and no gf >mom comes >sees I'm unhappy and buys me a gift >mfw its a dog 20 KB JPG >gives me food for the dog >healthy doggo is cute >people see dog >pet dog >dog makes me new friends >thanks to dog I have a lot of friends >no gf but still happy >thank mr.doggo >thanks mom for being the best mom and blessing me with a dog >happiness and love
: Anonymous Best mom ever 07/10/18(Tue)18:03:10 No.46706369 >be me >be 21 yr old and depressed >have no friends and no gf >mom comes >sees I'm unhappy and buys me a gift >mfw its a dog 20 KB JPG >gives me food for the dog >healthy doggo is cute >people see dog >pet dog >dog makes me new friends >thanks to dog I have a lot of friends >no gf but still happy >thank mr.doggo >thanks mom for being the best mom and blessing me with a dog >happiness and love

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Anon gets a visit from the FBI | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: AQSOVUCR ) O 09/27/17(Wed)22:00:32 No.143164421 >stop at Subway to get a sandwich on my way home from work >sandwich maker asked if I was getting off or going in >l forgot to take my work 120 KB JPG vest off >Tell her I'm getting off >She says "That's good. Getting off is always good." >l replied with, "yeah, until you get asked to leave the playground" I can never go back there >>143164510 # >>143164623 # >>143164642 # >>143164735 # >>143164809 # >>143164997 #
: Anonymous (ID: AQSOVUCR ) O 09/27/17(Wed)22:00:32 No.143164421 >stop at Subway to get a sandwich on my way home from work >sandwich maker asked if I was getting off or going in >l forgot to take my work 120 KB JPG vest off >Tell her I'm getting off >She says "That's good. Getting off is always good." >l replied with, "yeah, until you get asked to leave the playground" I can never go back there >>143164510 # >>143164623 # >>143164642 # >>143164735 # >>143164809 # >>143164997 #

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Anon can’t fingerboard kickflip | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/01/21(Fri)02:49:46 No.12027113 1630941180442[1).jpg 36 KB JPG >show up out of nowhere in the berghof with your fingerboard kit >say you are from the future and don't have much time >hitler is a little superstitious and believes in "destiny", lets it pass >set up the ramps >do a few basic tricks >try the more difficult ones >mess up a few times >say "wait a minute I did that wr" awkwardly >portal reappears and sucks you back to 2007 mid- sentence
: Anonymous 10/01/21(Fri)02:49:46 No.12027113 1630941180442[1).jpg 36 KB JPG >show up out of nowhere in the berghof with your fingerboard kit >say you are from the future and don't have much time >hitler is a little superstitious and believes in "destiny", lets it pass >set up the ramps >do a few basic tricks >try the more difficult ones >mess up a few times >say "wait a minute I did that wr" awkwardly >portal reappears and sucks you back to 2007 mid- sentence

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