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Anon wants his Spider-Man sticker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)07:47:23 No.68676280 >go to dentist >don't cry even once >still no spiderman sticker why do i even f------ bother 177 KB PNG 4 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)07:50:04 No.68676311 >>68676280 (OP) # This is the absolute final blackpill It's over : Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)07:51:09 No.68676321 >say yes ma'am no ma'am >smile and sit still when she's talking >brushed before my visit, being nice >still no sticker or sucker >steal bitch dentists pen before I go 191 KB PNG I'm just so tired of it all. : Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)07:52:10 No.68676331 >>68676280 (OP) # Did you even ask for a goody bag retard : Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)07:54:46 No.68676358 >go to dentist >"brush your teeth better" >pay >repeat 22 KB JPG Dentists are a scam
: Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)07:47:23 No.68676280 >go to dentist >don't cry even once >still no spiderman sticker why do i even f------ bother 177 KB PNG 4 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)07:50:04 No.68676311 >>68676280 (OP) # This is the absolute final blackpill It's over : Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)07:51:09 No.68676321 >say yes ma'am no ma'am >smile and sit still when she's talking >brushed before my visit, being nice >still no sticker or sucker >steal bitch dentists pen before I go 191 KB PNG I'm just so tired of it all. : Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)07:52:10 No.68676331 >>68676280 (OP) # Did you even ask for a goody bag retard : Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)07:54:46 No.68676358 >go to dentist >"brush your teeth better" >pay >repeat 22 KB JPG Dentists are a scam

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Anon’s have spoken | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)10:29:51 No.789716987 >ls a gamer >Helps working class people >Seems like a genuinely nice person to be around >Doesn't take corp. money 6 KB JPG >Sexy as hell what's not to like about our progressive gamer queen? : Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)10:31:27 No.789717088 she's a jew >>789717298 #
: Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)10:29:51 No.789716987 >ls a gamer >Helps working class people >Seems like a genuinely nice person to be around >Doesn't take corp. money 6 KB JPG >Sexy as hell what's not to like about our progressive gamer queen? : Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)10:31:27 No.789717088 she's a jew >>789717298 #

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Real gamer hours | /r/Greentext

vk.com/epiemuzik Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)20:29 No.185678330 Replies: >>185678521 >>185677546 >tfw you'll never have a cute gf who plays games in your lap and when she beats you at them she teases you while rubbing her butt on your d--- Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)20:30 No.185678521 Replies: >185678705 File: 1366072253509.png-(9 KB, 271x288, 1281378111383 (1).png) >>185678330 >when she beats you what kind of f------ casual do you take me for VIA 9GAG.COM
vk.com/epiemuzik Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)20:29 No.185678330 Replies: >>185678521 >>185677546 >tfw you'll never have a cute gf who plays games in your lap and when she beats you at them she teases you while rubbing her butt on your d--- Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)20:30 No.185678521 Replies: >185678705 File: 1366072253509.png-(9 KB, 271x288, 1281378111383 (1).png) >>185678330 >when she beats you what kind of f------ casual do you take me for VIA 9GAG.COM

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Anon is a gold digger | /r/Greentext

File: First lady.jpg (30 KB, 348x527) O Anonymous (ID: 3LeTk53w 01/20/17(Fri)12:59:42 No.108047628 [Reply] >be me >literal gold digger >just want a nice life without having to work >marry rich guy just for the cash >he's upset with the state of the country >decides to run for president >yeahright.jpeg >he starts doing well >mfw he actually gets elected >mfw I'm the first lady of the United states of America
File: First lady.jpg (30 KB, 348x527) O Anonymous (ID: 3LeTk53w 01/20/17(Fri)12:59:42 No.108047628 [Reply] >be me >literal gold digger >just want a nice life without having to work >marry rich guy just for the cash >he's upset with the state of the country >decides to run for president >yeahright.jpeg >he starts doing well >mfw he actually gets elected >mfw I'm the first lady of the United states of America

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Anon profits from looking like a hobo. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/20/13(Fri)00:33:07 UTC+2 No.506898709 Replies: 22506902426 File: 1379629987628 jpg-(7 KB, 242x208, hue scott pilgrim.jpg) >be me >fall of sophomore year >walking home >wearing ugly and old denim jacket w/ downloadable hobo gloves >Family of 4 in a sedan pulls up next to me >"uh hi there do you have a home son?" "Well, uh, I guess I do tonight since the shelter's open, but I don't know after that." >Family of 4 gives me a $100 >Walk home and buy shitloads of games on Steam >Mfw
Anonymous 09/20/13(Fri)00:33:07 UTC+2 No.506898709 Replies: 22506902426 File: 1379629987628 jpg-(7 KB, 242x208, hue scott pilgrim.jpg) >be me >fall of sophomore year >walking home >wearing ugly and old denim jacket w/ downloadable hobo gloves >Family of 4 in a sedan pulls up next to me >"uh hi there do you have a home son?" "Well, uh, I guess I do tonight since the shelter's open, but I don't know after that." >Family of 4 gives me a $100 >Walk home and buy shitloads of games on Steam >Mfw

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Anon has a great boss | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous feels good man 04/28/19(Sun)01:11:46 No.52153310 >be me >been working at bbq joint for 3 years >boss is like a dad but cooler, we drink/smoke together >song from his favorite 91 KB JPG band is playing "oooh do you know who this is anon?" >answer instantly with correct answer "aaayyyyyee thats my boy" >mfw it feels good to have someone proud of me thanks boss 6 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous feels good man 04/28/19(Sun)01:11:46 No.52153310 >be me >been working at bbq joint for 3 years >boss is like a dad but cooler, we drink/smoke together >song from his favorite 91 KB JPG band is playing "oooh do you know who this is anon?" >answer instantly with correct answer "aaayyyyyee thats my boy" >mfw it feels good to have someone proud of me thanks boss 6 Replies View Thread

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anon buys shitcoin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 6txkxb5x ) 05/12/22(Thu)07:16:17 No.48690612 Your purchase for $37,627.17 USD of BTC is now available in your account Coinbase orepl@contae.com May 22 123 PM coinbase Your purchase for $37.627.17 USD of BTC is now available in your Coinbase account eterence code Paymen method Visa debit 45 Date May 11, 2022 Amuunt 1222984 BTC Exchange ate Subiotal Fee $1.443 72 Total $37427.17 Sot Upa Rocurring Buy Screenshot 2022-05-11 220801.jpg 93 KB JPG I bought $37,627.17 worth of Bitcoin today. You all told me to "buy the dip." Well, f--- it, at noon today I called my bank to unlock my spending limit so I could buy. This is 95% of my savings. I barely have enough money for rent and food this month. Since I bought, Bitcoin has dropped another $2,000. You have no idea how hard it is to type this and not have a panic attack. I'm not f------ around with you when I say I need this money or I'm going to be homeless. I need you all to be serious with me and tell me when I can expect returns. I'd be happy even with just a 2x return. Please level with me. I've got a family and we've got bills.
: Anonymous (ID: 6txkxb5x ) 05/12/22(Thu)07:16:17 No.48690612 Your purchase for $37,627.17 USD of BTC is now available in your account Coinbase orepl@contae.com May 22 123 PM coinbase Your purchase for $37.627.17 USD of BTC is now available in your Coinbase account eterence code Paymen method Visa debit 45 Date May 11, 2022 Amuunt 1222984 BTC Exchange ate Subiotal Fee $1.443 72 Total $37427.17 Sot Upa Rocurring Buy Screenshot 2022-05-11 220801.jpg 93 KB JPG I bought $37,627.17 worth of Bitcoin today. You all told me to "buy the dip." Well, f--- it, at noon today I called my bank to unlock my spending limit so I could buy. This is 95% of my savings. I barely have enough money for rent and food this month. Since I bought, Bitcoin has dropped another $2,000. You have no idea how hard it is to type this and not have a panic attack. I'm not f------ around with you when I say I need this money or I'm going to be homeless. I need you all to be serious with me and tell me when I can expect returns. I'd be happy even with just a 2x return. Please level with me. I've got a family and we've got bills.

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Anon has the best mom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Best mom ever 07/10/18(Tue)18:03:10 No.46706369 >be me >be 21 yr old and depressed >have no friends and no gf >mom comes >sees I'm unhappy and buys me a gift >mfw its a dog 20 KB JPG >gives me food for the dog >healthy doggo is cute >people see dog >pet dog >dog makes me new friends >thanks to dog I have a lot of friends >no gf but still happy >thank mr.doggo >thanks mom for being the best mom and blessing me with a dog >happiness and love
: Anonymous Best mom ever 07/10/18(Tue)18:03:10 No.46706369 >be me >be 21 yr old and depressed >have no friends and no gf >mom comes >sees I'm unhappy and buys me a gift >mfw its a dog 20 KB JPG >gives me food for the dog >healthy doggo is cute >people see dog >pet dog >dog makes me new friends >thanks to dog I have a lot of friends >no gf but still happy >thank mr.doggo >thanks mom for being the best mom and blessing me with a dog >happiness and love

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Anon gets a visit from the FBI | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: AQSOVUCR ) O 09/27/17(Wed)22:00:32 No.143164421 >stop at Subway to get a sandwich on my way home from work >sandwich maker asked if I was getting off or going in >l forgot to take my work 120 KB JPG vest off >Tell her I'm getting off >She says "That's good. Getting off is always good." >l replied with, "yeah, until you get asked to leave the playground" I can never go back there >>143164510 # >>143164623 # >>143164642 # >>143164735 # >>143164809 # >>143164997 #
: Anonymous (ID: AQSOVUCR ) O 09/27/17(Wed)22:00:32 No.143164421 >stop at Subway to get a sandwich on my way home from work >sandwich maker asked if I was getting off or going in >l forgot to take my work 120 KB JPG vest off >Tell her I'm getting off >She says "That's good. Getting off is always good." >l replied with, "yeah, until you get asked to leave the playground" I can never go back there >>143164510 # >>143164623 # >>143164642 # >>143164735 # >>143164809 # >>143164997 #

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Anon can’t fingerboard kickflip | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/01/21(Fri)02:49:46 No.12027113 1630941180442[1).jpg 36 KB JPG >show up out of nowhere in the berghof with your fingerboard kit >say you are from the future and don't have much time >hitler is a little superstitious and believes in "destiny", lets it pass >set up the ramps >do a few basic tricks >try the more difficult ones >mess up a few times >say "wait a minute I did that wr" awkwardly >portal reappears and sucks you back to 2007 mid- sentence
: Anonymous 10/01/21(Fri)02:49:46 No.12027113 1630941180442[1).jpg 36 KB JPG >show up out of nowhere in the berghof with your fingerboard kit >say you are from the future and don't have much time >hitler is a little superstitious and believes in "destiny", lets it pass >set up the ramps >do a few basic tricks >try the more difficult ones >mess up a few times >say "wait a minute I did that wr" awkwardly >portal reappears and sucks you back to 2007 mid- sentence

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Anon reflects on the first black president | /r/Greentext

File: first black president.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) O Anonymous (ID: (tOWidatY ) Reply) :02/06/18(Tue)23:25:28 No.159548327 >played jazz sax >could reliably hoop a free throw >ordered fried chicken on every Airforce One flight >almost lost his job over some phat white ass Was Bill Clinton the first black president?
File: first black president.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) O Anonymous (ID: (tOWidatY ) Reply) :02/06/18(Tue)23:25:28 No.159548327 >played jazz sax >could reliably hoop a free throw >ordered fried chicken on every Airforce One flight >almost lost his job over some phat white ass Was Bill Clinton the first black president?

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anon owns movie market | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)06:21:24 No.168181092 1651458186165.jpg| 65 KB JPG You want make movie? Okay you make movie you forrow rule. It simpre you want make movie forrow rule: No winnie pooh No america #1 No hongkong independent No bracks No h--- buttsexes Okay? It simpre: forrow rule, make movie.
: Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)06:21:24 No.168181092 1651458186165.jpg| 65 KB JPG You want make movie? Okay you make movie you forrow rule. It simpre you want make movie forrow rule: No winnie pooh No america #1 No hongkong independent No bracks No h--- buttsexes Okay? It simpre: forrow rule, make movie.

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Anon hides the truth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: u6W01r/D 04/30/20(Thu)16:43:18 No.2556747 I בכי yל ו י את 0ב גתנ לתה ל yזאל או נתת' לך להיכךס ואא ת 20200430_104115.jpg 2.45 MB JPG Should we learn the language of are enemy ? : Anonymous (ID: UZLG/p+a ) 04/30/20(Thu)16:44:51 No.25567485 >>255674716 (OP) # are you black? >>255674948 # >>255690726 # : Anonymous (ID: 16WO11/D 04/30/20(Thu)16:45:40 No.255674948 ז בכי עלוהותשב הל את 1ב תונכ לתה ה לנזא אה ונתת' כ1 להיכנס 20200430 104229.jpg 1.62 MB JPG >>255674858 # No >>255675137 # >>255675156 # >>255675487 # >>255675557 # >>255676352 # >>255676386 # >>255676412 # >>255676419 # >>255676689 # >>255676770 # >>255676844 # >>255676940 # >>255677165 # >>255677281 # >>255677492 # >>255677563 # >>255677985 # >>255678103 # >>255678408 # >>255678474 # >>255678551 # >>255678820 # >>255678908 # >>255679203 # >>255679672 # >>255679821 # >>255680252 # >>255680810 # >>255680966 # >>255681085 # >>255681223 # >>255681667 # >>255681980 # >>255682021 # >>255682460 # >>255682734 # >>255681980 # >>255682021 # >>255682460 # >>255682734 # >>255682753 # >>255682833 # >>255683124 # >>255685251 # >>255685416 # >>255685524 # >>255685546 # >>255685821 # >>255685928 # >>255685982 # >>255686085 # >>255686096 # >>255686302 # >>255686381 # >>255686444 # >>255686461 # >>255686486 # >>255686599 # >>255686631 # >>255686759 # >>255686771 # >>255687065 # >>255687163 # >>255687401 # >>255687514 # >>255688336 # >>255688363 # >>255688626 # >>255688736 # >>255688768 # >>255689440 # >>255690249 # >>255690634 # >>255691664 # >>255692440 # >>255693041 # >>255693251 # >>255693705 # >>255694059 # >>255694100 # >>255694274 # >>255695144 # >>255695677 # >>255696512 # >>255696694 # >>255696749 # >>255697461 # >>255697497 # >>255698864 # >>255699013 # >>255699327 # >>255699388 # >>255699836 # >>255700021 # >>255701768 # >>255702947 # >>255703148 # >>255703461 # >>255703941 # >>255704063 # >>255704083 # >>255704238 # >>255704847 # >>255705213 # >>255705365 # >>255706201 # >>255707520 #
: Anonymous (ID: u6W01r/D 04/30/20(Thu)16:43:18 No.2556747 I בכי yל ו י את 0ב גתנ לתה ל yזאל או נתת' לך להיכךס ואא ת 20200430_104115.jpg 2.45 MB JPG Should we learn the language of are enemy ? : Anonymous (ID: UZLG/p+a ) 04/30/20(Thu)16:44:51 No.25567485 >>255674716 (OP) # are you black? >>255674948 # >>255690726 # : Anonymous (ID: 16WO11/D 04/30/20(Thu)16:45:40 No.255674948 ז בכי עלוהותשב הל את 1ב תונכ לתה ה לנזא אה ונתת' כ1 להיכנס 20200430 104229.jpg 1.62 MB JPG >>255674858 # No >>255675137 # >>255675156 # >>255675487 # >>255675557 # >>255676352 # >>255676386 # >>255676412 # >>255676419 # >>255676689 # >>255676770 # >>255676844 # >>255676940 # >>255677165 # >>255677281 # >>255677492 # >>255677563 # >>255677985 # >>255678103 # >>255678408 # >>255678474 # >>255678551 # >>255678820 # >>255678908 # >>255679203 # >>255679672 # >>255679821 # >>255680252 # >>255680810 # >>255680966 # >>255681085 # >>255681223 # >>255681667 # >>255681980 # >>255682021 # >>255682460 # >>255682734 # >>255681980 # >>255682021 # >>255682460 # >>255682734 # >>255682753 # >>255682833 # >>255683124 # >>255685251 # >>255685416 # >>255685524 # >>255685546 # >>255685821 # >>255685928 # >>255685982 # >>255686085 # >>255686096 # >>255686302 # >>255686381 # >>255686444 # >>255686461 # >>255686486 # >>255686599 # >>255686631 # >>255686759 # >>255686771 # >>255687065 # >>255687163 # >>255687401 # >>255687514 # >>255688336 # >>255688363 # >>255688626 # >>255688736 # >>255688768 # >>255689440 # >>255690249 # >>255690634 # >>255691664 # >>255692440 # >>255693041 # >>255693251 # >>255693705 # >>255694059 # >>255694100 # >>255694274 # >>255695144 # >>255695677 # >>255696512 # >>255696694 # >>255696749 # >>255697461 # >>255697497 # >>255698864 # >>255699013 # >>255699327 # >>255699388 # >>255699836 # >>255700021 # >>255701768 # >>255702947 # >>255703148 # >>255703461 # >>255703941 # >>255704063 # >>255704083 # >>255704238 # >>255704847 # >>255705213 # >>255705365 # >>255706201 # >>255707520 #

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Perfectly balanced, as all things should be | /r/Greentext

>Bullied by jock a------ in highschool >He was 6'4, 9/10 aesthetics, great shape >Captain of the basketball team >Slept with all the girls 31 KB JPG >Also had 4.0+ and got a 33 on his ACT >He was better than me in every way, I had nothing over him and he knew it >He went to Yale after highschool >l was bored and was looking at Normiebook on my phone >MFW he has a brain tumor that is "probably inoperable" I literally jumped for joy in the middle of cold stone, people glared at me but for the first time I could not care less. I'll never bang a 10/10 like he did but l'll be fapping and playing vidya when he's in the f------ dirt
>Bullied by jock a------ in highschool >He was 6'4, 9/10 aesthetics, great shape >Captain of the basketball team >Slept with all the girls 31 KB JPG >Also had 4.0+ and got a 33 on his ACT >He was better than me in every way, I had nothing over him and he knew it >He went to Yale after highschool >l was bored and was looking at Normiebook on my phone >MFW he has a brain tumor that is "probably inoperable" I literally jumped for joy in the middle of cold stone, people glared at me but for the first time I could not care less. I'll never bang a 10/10 like he did but l'll be fapping and playing vidya when he's in the f------ dirt

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Anon hits the gym | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)01:20:36 No.66811720 IM EVILNIGGA >>66811608 # Why not >Gotto gym for afternoon workout >walk in and see gym hoe doing I COMMIT NEFARIOUS ACTS MY N---- instagay tier meme workout 8 KB JPG >Decide its time to f--- with her >start doing all the little leg lifts and hip whatevers, starting and finishing them in time with her >keep doing this for 20 minutes she keeps glancing over at me but I match this as well and eye contact her every time she does it >she eventually ask me "why are you copying me?" >give her a confused and annoyed face and ask her "what?" >she looks kinda embarrassed and says "oh my bad, never mind" >f--- off and start my actual workout routine >keep doing this every time I see her, I avoid doing it if she has friends there >She get progressively more annoyed every time this Occurs >one day while copying her I stop mid set and ask her is a weirded out tone "hey lady why do you keep copying me?" while pulling a confused face at her >she blows up at me and start yelling about how I copy her all the time >she gets warned by the staff for her out burst after that I avoid her in the gym to make it seem like she weirded me out. I do this alot to other people so much so that it f---- with my actual workouts and iv been losing gains because I just keep f------ with people.
: Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)01:20:36 No.66811720 IM EVILNIGGA >>66811608 # Why not >Gotto gym for afternoon workout >walk in and see gym hoe doing I COMMIT NEFARIOUS ACTS MY N---- instagay tier meme workout 8 KB JPG >Decide its time to f--- with her >start doing all the little leg lifts and hip whatevers, starting and finishing them in time with her >keep doing this for 20 minutes she keeps glancing over at me but I match this as well and eye contact her every time she does it >she eventually ask me "why are you copying me?" >give her a confused and annoyed face and ask her "what?" >she looks kinda embarrassed and says "oh my bad, never mind" >f--- off and start my actual workout routine >keep doing this every time I see her, I avoid doing it if she has friends there >She get progressively more annoyed every time this Occurs >one day while copying her I stop mid set and ask her is a weirded out tone "hey lady why do you keep copying me?" while pulling a confused face at her >she blows up at me and start yelling about how I copy her all the time >she gets warned by the staff for her out burst after that I avoid her in the gym to make it seem like she weirded me out. I do this alot to other people so much so that it f---- with my actual workouts and iv been losing gains because I just keep f------ with people.

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plz send help | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/17/22(Tue)11:06:42 No.878335416 20220517 110333.png 431 KB PNG >be me >leader of a great country >very sick, will probably die by the end of the year >wanted to be remembered forever >started a war that wa supposed to be won within 2 days >still at war, no friends >help
: Anonymous 05/17/22(Tue)11:06:42 No.878335416 20220517 110333.png 431 KB PNG >be me >leader of a great country >very sick, will probably die by the end of the year >wanted to be remembered forever >started a war that wa supposed to be won within 2 days >still at war, no friends >help

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A passing interest | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous pretend 05/17/22(Tue)07:16:07 No.68662186 >be me in class >sit next to 6/10 girl, seems chill >she asks me what is written on my ring >i tell her about the story of a Persian king asking his kingdom's most skilled science men to find a 34 KB JPG universally true sentence >they come back with "this too, will pass", underling the ephemeral nature of life >king engraves it into a ring, so do I cus it's a good story >girl says "cool" and resumes scrolling her phone and telling me about the teacher's clothes why is everyone pretending to be interested in everyone? I do not care about her and I didn't act like it. I feel like everyone is getting more stupid. I do not think I'm the smartest fella on God's green earth but still
: Anonymous pretend 05/17/22(Tue)07:16:07 No.68662186 >be me in class >sit next to 6/10 girl, seems chill >she asks me what is written on my ring >i tell her about the story of a Persian king asking his kingdom's most skilled science men to find a 34 KB JPG universally true sentence >they come back with "this too, will pass", underling the ephemeral nature of life >king engraves it into a ring, so do I cus it's a good story >girl says "cool" and resumes scrolling her phone and telling me about the teacher's clothes why is everyone pretending to be interested in everyone? I do not care about her and I didn't act like it. I feel like everyone is getting more stupid. I do not think I'm the smartest fella on God's green earth but still

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anon stands up for himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/17/22(Tue)12:25:22 No.878338905 >be me >Extremely into urethral sounding >I love sticking rods in my peehole >Get bullied in school by this one guy, I'll call him Dave >One day Dave throws a pencil at me while we're in the locker room showers, he also comes up and slaps me and 308 KB PNG his friends laugh >l've had it at this point, I don't know what to do >I look down, there's the pencil he threw at me >l grab the pencil, looking at him dead in the eyes, and I shove the pencil entirely in my urethra while staring at him >He and his friends just stand there looking at me in absolute fear Feeling like a Chad now
: Anonymous 05/17/22(Tue)12:25:22 No.878338905 >be me >Extremely into urethral sounding >I love sticking rods in my peehole >Get bullied in school by this one guy, I'll call him Dave >One day Dave throws a pencil at me while we're in the locker room showers, he also comes up and slaps me and 308 KB PNG his friends laugh >l've had it at this point, I don't know what to do >I look down, there's the pencil he threw at me >l grab the pencil, looking at him dead in the eyes, and I shove the pencil entirely in my urethra while staring at him >He and his friends just stand there looking at me in absolute fear Feeling like a Chad now

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: Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)04:32:59 No.878361844 >>878361638 # >has no reason to live >keeps living anyways based 132 KB JPG >>878362661 #
: Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)04:32:59 No.878361844 >>878361638 # >has no reason to live >keeps living anyways based 132 KB JPG >>878362661 #

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