Greentext Stories - Images

Sorted By:

Anon meets a spongesexual | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/17/22(Tue)20:51:06 No.599320050 1.jpg 566 KB JPG Not vidya but a few months ago I encountered a woman who has an sexual obsession with buff SpongeBob. She has over a hundred pieces of "art" of her self insert OC in angsty situations with him. >>599320145 # >>599320180 # >>599320187 # >>599320520 # >>599320803 # >>599320902 # >>599321120 # >>599321506 # >>599321834 # >>599322816 # >>599325520 # >>599326562 # >>599329241 # >>599330069 # >>599335171 #
: Anonymous 05/17/22(Tue)20:51:06 No.599320050 1.jpg 566 KB JPG Not vidya but a few months ago I encountered a woman who has an sexual obsession with buff SpongeBob. She has over a hundred pieces of "art" of her self insert OC in angsty situations with him. >>599320145 # >>599320180 # >>599320187 # >>599320520 # >>599320803 # >>599320902 # >>599321120 # >>599321506 # >>599321834 # >>599322816 # >>599325520 # >>599326562 # >>599329241 # >>599330069 # >>599335171 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext purple organism violet screenshot cartoon

Anon watches a Marvel movie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/19/22(Thu)04:12:17 No.168240830 shutterstock_499695973.jpg 987 KB JPG >look >HEY look guys look >those idiots are walking out >pffft morons obviously haven't seen a marvel movie before >omg guys this is it >h-------- >wow is that Thor with his c--- in Dr. Strange's mouth >I can't wait to tell everyone on r/marvel >you guys do realize how much better we are than everyone else for waiting on the post credit scene right?! >pull all your d---- out guys let's j------- to it while we can
: Anonymous 05/19/22(Thu)04:12:17 No.168240830 shutterstock_499695973.jpg 987 KB JPG >look >HEY look guys look >those idiots are walking out >pffft morons obviously haven't seen a marvel movie before >omg guys this is it >h-------- >wow is that Thor with his c--- in Dr. Strange's mouth >I can't wait to tell everyone on r/marvel >you guys do realize how much better we are than everyone else for waiting on the post credit scene right?! >pull all your d---- out guys let's j------- to it while we can

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext dress font t-shirt

Anon is a wizard | /r/Greentext

: No.153617911 07/14/21 (Wed)19:51:44 1617090666052.jpg JPG 42.2 KiB 340x226 >"Help, help! Cedric Diggory has been killed! Yes, Cedric Diggory, my main rival as Hogwarts Champion and object of Cho Chang's affection, has been killed in the maze! Voldemort did it! He's been dead for thirteen years, but he's back, and he killed Cedric! Don't ask how, no one ask how! There were no witnesses, please do not look for any! The other two Champions in the maze were cursed with Imperio! Don't bother fetching your Veritaserum, professor Snape, I believe it's all been stolen. I am so upset right now! Has anyone seen Cho? When do I get the prize money?"
: No.153617911 07/14/21 (Wed)19:51:44 1617090666052.jpg JPG 42.2 KiB 340x226 >"Help, help! Cedric Diggory has been killed! Yes, Cedric Diggory, my main rival as Hogwarts Champion and object of Cho Chang's affection, has been killed in the maze! Voldemort did it! He's been dead for thirteen years, but he's back, and he killed Cedric! Don't ask how, no one ask how! There were no witnesses, please do not look for any! The other two Champions in the maze were cursed with Imperio! Don't bother fetching your Veritaserum, professor Snape, I believe it's all been stolen. I am so upset right now! Has anyone seen Cho? When do I get the prize money?"

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext organism terrestrial plant font

Anon is a refugee | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: dWFKDSS5) Poland 05/18/22(Wed)23:11:16 No.378392269 >be Yazidi man >ISIS attacked my home in Northern Iraq >they massacre our people, shooting civilians and burying them alive 152 KB JPG >Yazidi women were being burned alive in cages for refusing to become sex slaves >me and my family manage to flee, & we take residence in a refugee camp >some years pass and we try to find a better life in Poland >in 2021 we head to Belarus, only to be told we were no longer welcome there >they push us to the border, beating us with batons >we go towards the Polish border, and the Polish guards attack us with tear gas >me and my family stay in the freezing forest with nowhere else to go >we are forced to eat leaves and snow for nutrients >my son freezes to death while armed Polish border guards watch >after a few weeks we are sent back to our camp in Iraq 2022 Invasion of Ukraine happens >the Poles welcome the Ukrainians with open arms as they flee the horrible war in their home country. They get toys and candy, & host families from all over treat them like family after offering them a warm place to stay Where was this compassion when we were fleeing war and hardship? Where was the food & shelter from Poland when Syrians were trying to escape the war in their home? How come we all escaped hell only to be shown no remorse by the Poles, who suddenly like taking in poor, traumatized refugees?
Anonymous (ID: dWFKDSS5) Poland 05/18/22(Wed)23:11:16 No.378392269 >be Yazidi man >ISIS attacked my home in Northern Iraq >they massacre our people, shooting civilians and burying them alive 152 KB JPG >Yazidi women were being burned alive in cages for refusing to become sex slaves >me and my family manage to flee, & we take residence in a refugee camp >some years pass and we try to find a better life in Poland >in 2021 we head to Belarus, only to be told we were no longer welcome there >they push us to the border, beating us with batons >we go towards the Polish border, and the Polish guards attack us with tear gas >me and my family stay in the freezing forest with nowhere else to go >we are forced to eat leaves and snow for nutrients >my son freezes to death while armed Polish border guards watch >after a few weeks we are sent back to our camp in Iraq 2022 Invasion of Ukraine happens >the Poles welcome the Ukrainians with open arms as they flee the horrible war in their home country. They get toys and candy, & host families from all over treat them like family after offering them a warm place to stay Where was this compassion when we were fleeing war and hardship? Where was the food & shelter from Poland when Syrians were trying to escape the war in their home? How come we all escaped hell only to be shown no remorse by the Poles, who suddenly like taking in poor, traumatized refugees?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

anon orders food from doordash | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)11:53:58 No.851359630 >Be me >order food from DoorDash >says it will take 20 minutes >hard af >it's been 2 hours w-- >look outside to see trail of blood and a 597 KB JPG collapsed body >look down street and see horrific car crash >driver crashed and in his final moments brought me my food >rate him 1 star for being late and leaving his trash body in my driveway
: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)11:53:58 No.851359630 >Be me >order food from DoorDash >says it will take 20 minutes >hard af >it's been 2 hours w-- >look outside to see trail of blood and a 597 KB JPG collapsed body >look down street and see horrific car crash >driver crashed and in his final moments brought me my food >rate him 1 star for being late and leaving his trash body in my driveway

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext beard font

Anon be poofin & goofin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: IMYM+SFj ) = 05/19/22(Thu)07:00:11 No.15245256 >smoke a fat blunt >flyin high feelin good >turn on my internet machine, open web browser >all of my previously open youtube tabs 535 KB PNG open and start playing >my feeble weed brain begins to break down as 25+ seperate videos start playing at once and i can't process what the f--- is going on or where the sound is coming from
: Anonymous (ID: IMYM+SFj ) = 05/19/22(Thu)07:00:11 No.15245256 >smoke a fat blunt >flyin high feelin good >turn on my internet machine, open web browser >all of my previously open youtube tabs 535 KB PNG open and start playing >my feeble weed brain begins to break down as 25+ seperate videos start playing at once and i can't process what the f--- is going on or where the sound is coming from

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext terrestrial plant font

anon realizes something | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/19/22(Thu)06:29:55 No.878430035 >2008 was 19 years ago 72 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/19/22(Thu)06:29:55 No.878430035 >2008 was 19 years ago 72 KB JPG

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon tries to fight the hive | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)15:13:41 No.878389110 >r/blackpeopletwitter >This sub is intended for social media posts made by black people. Only post social media content from black people. >ok 35 KB PNG > r/whitepeopletwitter > No rule for only whites posting > "ok, so why is there no such rule for this subreddit?" >"because it's not fair!,creates divide, blah blah blah" >why are redditors such donkeys? Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)15:16:00 No.878389202 >>878389110 (OP) # Imaoing@op Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)15:17:44 No.878389257 >>878389110 (OP) # Reddit is the worst of modern over-socialization and effeminacy.
Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)15:13:41 No.878389110 >r/blackpeopletwitter >This sub is intended for social media posts made by black people. Only post social media content from black people. >ok 35 KB PNG > r/whitepeopletwitter > No rule for only whites posting > "ok, so why is there no such rule for this subreddit?" >"because it's not fair!,creates divide, blah blah blah" >why are redditors such donkeys? Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)15:16:00 No.878389202 >>878389110 (OP) # Imaoing@op Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)15:17:44 No.878389257 >>878389110 (OP) # Reddit is the worst of modern over-socialization and effeminacy.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font material property

Anon finds a cool rock | /r/Greentext

Cool rock 2.94 MB JPG >starts to dig it out >it's bigger than I thought >the entire group waits for me >feels pressured as f--- >digs faster and faster >the flint is massive >holly s--- it's hearth shaped >shows it to everyone >the guide takes it and hits it with some metal >a f------ cloud of sparks appear >best day of my life >be me 10 years later >still have that rock >every time I look at it I remember the fun and excitement of childhood >why can't I go back anons? >being a teenagers sucks >be 6 year old me >go on a kindergarten trip to a forest >find a cool rock in ground >its flint >I like flint, it makes sparks >I like sparks
Cool rock 2.94 MB JPG >starts to dig it out >it's bigger than I thought >the entire group waits for me >feels pressured as f--- >digs faster and faster >the flint is massive >holly s--- it's hearth shaped >shows it to everyone >the guide takes it and hits it with some metal >a f------ cloud of sparks appear >best day of my life >be me 10 years later >still have that rock >every time I look at it I remember the fun and excitement of childhood >why can't I go back anons? >being a teenagers sucks >be 6 year old me >go on a kindergarten trip to a forest >find a cool rock in ground >its flint >I like flint, it makes sparks >I like sparks

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext terrestrial plant

Anon gets an ovation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)23:02:01 No.68686043 A lot of people thought I was (...) >Be me senior year of HS >Go to a different school for welding class >We get to leave 15 minutes early so that the juniors without cars can take a bus back to our actual school >Leave class 20 KB PNG >Entire hallway is lined with people >wut.jpg >They start clapping >Classmates and I are now confused as f--- >One of the teachers spots us and says "they're not them" and everyone stops clapping >Really confused at this point >Next day of class >Ask a kid that goes to that school why everyone was lined up in hallway >Says Autistic kids had a parade that day at the end of the day >MFW the school thought I was a retarded kid 0002759092
Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)23:02:01 No.68686043 A lot of people thought I was (...) >Be me senior year of HS >Go to a different school for welding class >We get to leave 15 minutes early so that the juniors without cars can take a bus back to our actual school >Leave class 20 KB PNG >Entire hallway is lined with people >wut.jpg >They start clapping >Classmates and I are now confused as f--- >One of the teachers spots us and says "they're not them" and everyone stops clapping >Really confused at this point >Next day of class >Ask a kid that goes to that school why everyone was lined up in hallway >Says Autistic kids had a parade that day at the end of the day >MFW the school thought I was a retarded kid 0002759092

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon was raised through discord | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)19:32:50 No.878414892 >be me SPop >late 20's, starting to get my life together >play huniepop and bloons all f------ day like it's clockwork >wake up in the bum f--- middle of 381 KB JPG august sometime in 2017 >meet a small group of people over discord >they're all men, absolutely no women whatsoever >start talking with them more than my actual friends >basically get sat down 90% of the time and learn that i've been living like a f------ pig for most of my life while having casual conversations >listen to what they're telling me, eventually start having more energy and being healthier overall >stop playing huniepop and bloons >move out of my s----- toxic wasteland of a house >quit my minimum wage job at ACME and start working elsewhere for 3x the money >i still talk with them today, tell me they're proud >tmw i basically have 8 dads My parents were somehow such f--- ups that I had to be raised by grown men on discord, what a world
: Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)19:32:50 No.878414892 >be me SPop >late 20's, starting to get my life together >play huniepop and bloons all f------ day like it's clockwork >wake up in the bum f--- middle of 381 KB JPG august sometime in 2017 >meet a small group of people over discord >they're all men, absolutely no women whatsoever >start talking with them more than my actual friends >basically get sat down 90% of the time and learn that i've been living like a f------ pig for most of my life while having casual conversations >listen to what they're telling me, eventually start having more energy and being healthier overall >stop playing huniepop and bloons >move out of my s----- toxic wasteland of a house >quit my minimum wage job at ACME and start working elsewhere for 3x the money >i still talk with them today, tell me they're proud >tmw i basically have 8 dads My parents were somehow such f--- ups that I had to be raised by grown men on discord, what a world

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon is annoying | /r/Greentext

If you take pleasure in making normies seethe, just ask them stuff >Be me >l was having a conversation with a few beta climatefags today >We were discussing fashion and I bring up H&M 14 KB JPG >"Ugh, H&M is the worst" >"Why?" >"Because they're, like so involved in fast fashion" >"What's that?" >"It's when clothing companies sell poorly made clothes at low prices" >"Why?" >"To make more money" >"Why's that bad?" >"Because it's so wasteful, loads of water is used on a single t shirt for example" >"Why?" >"Because cotton plants need a lot of water" >"So why don't we just give them water?" >"Because as a human race, we have a small, limited supply" >"Why's that bad?" At this point the climafag was starting to get p----- >"Because water is essential for human life" >"Why?" >"Because we need to wash, drink and water our crops" >"Why?" >"To survive" II >"Why do we need to survive?" At this point the cuck was fuming and seething because he didn't have an answer. Very funny if you're unemployed and want some entertainment
If you take pleasure in making normies seethe, just ask them stuff >Be me >l was having a conversation with a few beta climatefags today >We were discussing fashion and I bring up H&M 14 KB JPG >"Ugh, H&M is the worst" >"Why?" >"Because they're, like so involved in fast fashion" >"What's that?" >"It's when clothing companies sell poorly made clothes at low prices" >"Why?" >"To make more money" >"Why's that bad?" >"Because it's so wasteful, loads of water is used on a single t shirt for example" >"Why?" >"Because cotton plants need a lot of water" >"So why don't we just give them water?" >"Because as a human race, we have a small, limited supply" >"Why's that bad?" At this point the climafag was starting to get p----- >"Because water is essential for human life" >"Why?" >"Because we need to wash, drink and water our crops" >"Why?" >"To survive" II >"Why do we need to survive?" At this point the cuck was fuming and seething because he didn't have an answer. Very funny if you're unemployed and want some entertainment

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon watches Futbol | /r/Greentext

No.120443950 : Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)19:13:54 U.S. Soccer and Top Players Agree to Guarantee Equal Pay Landmark labor agreements with members of the men and womeris national teams will include higher paychecks and shared World Cup prize money >women's US soccer team fights for equal pay with men's soccer team >terms were accepted >turns out the men's soccer team was actually paid less then the women's soccer team 282 KB JPG >they lost money on their contracts for whining about equal pay bc they had no idea the men's team was paid less F------ Kek
No.120443950 : Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)19:13:54 U.S. Soccer and Top Players Agree to Guarantee Equal Pay Landmark labor agreements with members of the men and womeris national teams will include higher paychecks and shared World Cup prize money >women's US soccer team fights for equal pay with men's soccer team >terms were accepted >turns out the men's soccer team was actually paid less then the women's soccer team 282 KB JPG >they lost money on their contracts for whining about equal pay bc they had no idea the men's team was paid less F------ Kek

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext rectangle font terrestrial plant

Anon uses the computer | /r/Greentext

>>35574459 # reminds me >get wisdom teeth removed >go home high as s--- >get on the computer >go to youtube >really want to listen to Led Zeppelin (1 don't even listen to them regularly) >keep typing in Led Zeppelin but nothing Led Zeppelin-related is coming up >get mad >go to bed >sleep for like 12 hours. >wake up >go to delete my browsing history like I usually do >"loop zoop" searched on youtube ~25 times >I thought I was typing in "Led Zeppelin"
>>35574459 # reminds me >get wisdom teeth removed >go home high as s--- >get on the computer >go to youtube >really want to listen to Led Zeppelin (1 don't even listen to them regularly) >keep typing in Led Zeppelin but nothing Led Zeppelin-related is coming up >get mad >go to bed >sleep for like 12 hours. >wake up >go to delete my browsing history like I usually do >"loop zoop" searched on youtube ~25 times >I thought I was typing in "Led Zeppelin"

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

anon misses 2011 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Time passes >Minecraft was released 10 years ago >2011 was 10 years ago >the last Naruto episode was 4 years ago >Bitcoin jumpstart was 11 years 105 KB JPG ago >I was young 10 years ago >I had friends 10 years ago >parents were healthy 10 years ago >gramps were alive 10 years ago >The world was so beautiful and brimming with life 10 years ago GIVE ME MY TIME BACK 03/30/21(Tue)16:15:29 No.62980066
: Anonymous Time passes >Minecraft was released 10 years ago >2011 was 10 years ago >the last Naruto episode was 4 years ago >Bitcoin jumpstart was 11 years 105 KB JPG ago >I was young 10 years ago >I had friends 10 years ago >parents were healthy 10 years ago >gramps were alive 10 years ago >The world was so beautiful and brimming with life 10 years ago GIVE ME MY TIME BACK 03/30/21(Tue)16:15:29 No.62980066

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext eyelash jaw font happy

Anon mentions black crime statistics. | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

anon has front row seats | /r/Greentext

05/18/22(Wed) 20:58:59 No.878400790 : Anonymous 1.6 MB GIF >Mfw i have front row seat to ww3 >Be me >Be Swetard >Sweden in the midst of joining Nato >Russia mobilizing heavy nukes and other s--- to Kaliningrad. >Be in the town closest to Kaliningrad with hypersonic missiles 6 min away at all times.
05/18/22(Wed) 20:58:59 No.878400790 : Anonymous 1.6 MB GIF >Mfw i have front row seat to ww3 >Be me >Be Swetard >Sweden in the midst of joining Nato >Russia mobilizing heavy nukes and other s--- to Kaliningrad. >Be in the town closest to Kaliningrad with hypersonic missiles 6 min away at all times.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext gesture font

Just incel things | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous WILINICA WALLA 45 KB JPG 05/17/22(Tue)13:14:03 >random girl is nice to you for 5 seconds >daydream a whole relationship with her for weeks What a loser r-right bros? N-never happened to me. No.168138175
: Anonymous WILINICA WALLA 45 KB JPG 05/17/22(Tue)13:14:03 >random girl is nice to you for 5 seconds >daydream a whole relationship with her for weeks What a loser r-right bros? N-never happened to me. No.168138175

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext organism font

Anon has a shit name | /r/Greentext

07/18/21 (Sun)10:18:29 No.64619681 >one chance at life >parents named me Beepus
07/18/21 (Sun)10:18:29 No.64619681 >one chance at life >parents named me Beepus

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext rectangle

Charisma, son. They harden in response to physical Chadness | /r/Greentext

05/18/22(Wed)10:53:53 No.599372957 Anonymous 28 KB JPG >shows up during the literal last two missions of the game >still somehow more memorable and loved than almost any other video game villain made in the past 10 or so years how did he do it? Anonymous >>599372957 (OP) Nanomachines, son. 05/18/22(Wed)10:56:35 No.599373172
05/18/22(Wed)10:53:53 No.599372957 Anonymous 28 KB JPG >shows up during the literal last two missions of the game >still somehow more memorable and loved than almost any other video game villain made in the past 10 or so years how did he do it? Anonymous >>599372957 (OP) Nanomachines, son. 05/18/22(Wed)10:56:35 No.599373172

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext glasses smile font