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Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)23:02:01 No.68686043 A lot of people thought I was (...) >Be me senior year of HS >Go to a different school for welding class >We get to leave 15 minutes early so that the juniors without cars can take a bus back to our actual school >Leave class 20 KB PNG >Entire hallway is lined with people >wut.jpg >They start clapping >Classmates and I are now confused as f--- >One of the teachers spots us and says "they're not them" and everyone stops clapping >Really confused at this point >Next day of class >Ask a kid that goes to that school why everyone was lined up in hallway >Says Autistic kids had a parade that day at the end of the day >MFW the school thought I was a retarded kid 0002759092
Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)23:02:01 No.68686043 A lot of people thought I was (...) >Be me senior year of HS >Go to a different school for welding class >We get to leave 15 minutes early so that the juniors without cars can take a bus back to our actual school >Leave class 20 KB PNG >Entire hallway is lined with people >wut.jpg >They start clapping >Classmates and I are now confused as f--- >One of the teachers spots us and says "they're not them" and everyone stops clapping >Really confused at this point >Next day of class >Ask a kid that goes to that school why everyone was lined up in hallway >Says Autistic kids had a parade that day at the end of the day >MFW the school thought I was a retarded kid 0002759092

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Anon was raised through discord | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)19:32:50 No.878414892 >be me SPop >late 20's, starting to get my life together >play huniepop and bloons all f------ day like it's clockwork >wake up in the bum f--- middle of 381 KB JPG august sometime in 2017 >meet a small group of people over discord >they're all men, absolutely no women whatsoever >start talking with them more than my actual friends >basically get sat down 90% of the time and learn that i've been living like a f------ pig for most of my life while having casual conversations >listen to what they're telling me, eventually start having more energy and being healthier overall >stop playing huniepop and bloons >move out of my s----- toxic wasteland of a house >quit my minimum wage job at ACME and start working elsewhere for 3x the money >i still talk with them today, tell me they're proud >tmw i basically have 8 dads My parents were somehow such f--- ups that I had to be raised by grown men on discord, what a world
: Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)19:32:50 No.878414892 >be me SPop >late 20's, starting to get my life together >play huniepop and bloons all f------ day like it's clockwork >wake up in the bum f--- middle of 381 KB JPG august sometime in 2017 >meet a small group of people over discord >they're all men, absolutely no women whatsoever >start talking with them more than my actual friends >basically get sat down 90% of the time and learn that i've been living like a f------ pig for most of my life while having casual conversations >listen to what they're telling me, eventually start having more energy and being healthier overall >stop playing huniepop and bloons >move out of my s----- toxic wasteland of a house >quit my minimum wage job at ACME and start working elsewhere for 3x the money >i still talk with them today, tell me they're proud >tmw i basically have 8 dads My parents were somehow such f--- ups that I had to be raised by grown men on discord, what a world

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Anon is annoying | /r/Greentext

If you take pleasure in making normies seethe, just ask them stuff >Be me >l was having a conversation with a few beta climatefags today >We were discussing fashion and I bring up H&M 14 KB JPG >"Ugh, H&M is the worst" >"Why?" >"Because they're, like so involved in fast fashion" >"What's that?" >"It's when clothing companies sell poorly made clothes at low prices" >"Why?" >"To make more money" >"Why's that bad?" >"Because it's so wasteful, loads of water is used on a single t shirt for example" >"Why?" >"Because cotton plants need a lot of water" >"So why don't we just give them water?" >"Because as a human race, we have a small, limited supply" >"Why's that bad?" At this point the climafag was starting to get p----- >"Because water is essential for human life" >"Why?" >"Because we need to wash, drink and water our crops" >"Why?" >"To survive" II >"Why do we need to survive?" At this point the cuck was fuming and seething because he didn't have an answer. Very funny if you're unemployed and want some entertainment
If you take pleasure in making normies seethe, just ask them stuff >Be me >l was having a conversation with a few beta climatefags today >We were discussing fashion and I bring up H&M 14 KB JPG >"Ugh, H&M is the worst" >"Why?" >"Because they're, like so involved in fast fashion" >"What's that?" >"It's when clothing companies sell poorly made clothes at low prices" >"Why?" >"To make more money" >"Why's that bad?" >"Because it's so wasteful, loads of water is used on a single t shirt for example" >"Why?" >"Because cotton plants need a lot of water" >"So why don't we just give them water?" >"Because as a human race, we have a small, limited supply" >"Why's that bad?" At this point the climafag was starting to get p----- >"Because water is essential for human life" >"Why?" >"Because we need to wash, drink and water our crops" >"Why?" >"To survive" II >"Why do we need to survive?" At this point the cuck was fuming and seething because he didn't have an answer. Very funny if you're unemployed and want some entertainment

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Anon watches Futbol | /r/Greentext

No.120443950 : Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)19:13:54 U.S. Soccer and Top Players Agree to Guarantee Equal Pay Landmark labor agreements with members of the men and womeris national teams will include higher paychecks and shared World Cup prize money >women's US soccer team fights for equal pay with men's soccer team >terms were accepted >turns out the men's soccer team was actually paid less then the women's soccer team 282 KB JPG >they lost money on their contracts for whining about equal pay bc they had no idea the men's team was paid less F------ Kek
No.120443950 : Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)19:13:54 U.S. Soccer and Top Players Agree to Guarantee Equal Pay Landmark labor agreements with members of the men and womeris national teams will include higher paychecks and shared World Cup prize money >women's US soccer team fights for equal pay with men's soccer team >terms were accepted >turns out the men's soccer team was actually paid less then the women's soccer team 282 KB JPG >they lost money on their contracts for whining about equal pay bc they had no idea the men's team was paid less F------ Kek

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Anon uses the computer | /r/Greentext

>>35574459 # reminds me >get wisdom teeth removed >go home high as s--- >get on the computer >go to youtube >really want to listen to Led Zeppelin (1 don't even listen to them regularly) >keep typing in Led Zeppelin but nothing Led Zeppelin-related is coming up >get mad >go to bed >sleep for like 12 hours. >wake up >go to delete my browsing history like I usually do >"loop zoop" searched on youtube ~25 times >I thought I was typing in "Led Zeppelin"
>>35574459 # reminds me >get wisdom teeth removed >go home high as s--- >get on the computer >go to youtube >really want to listen to Led Zeppelin (1 don't even listen to them regularly) >keep typing in Led Zeppelin but nothing Led Zeppelin-related is coming up >get mad >go to bed >sleep for like 12 hours. >wake up >go to delete my browsing history like I usually do >"loop zoop" searched on youtube ~25 times >I thought I was typing in "Led Zeppelin"

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anon misses 2011 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Time passes >Minecraft was released 10 years ago >2011 was 10 years ago >the last Naruto episode was 4 years ago >Bitcoin jumpstart was 11 years 105 KB JPG ago >I was young 10 years ago >I had friends 10 years ago >parents were healthy 10 years ago >gramps were alive 10 years ago >The world was so beautiful and brimming with life 10 years ago GIVE ME MY TIME BACK 03/30/21(Tue)16:15:29 No.62980066
: Anonymous Time passes >Minecraft was released 10 years ago >2011 was 10 years ago >the last Naruto episode was 4 years ago >Bitcoin jumpstart was 11 years 105 KB JPG ago >I was young 10 years ago >I had friends 10 years ago >parents were healthy 10 years ago >gramps were alive 10 years ago >The world was so beautiful and brimming with life 10 years ago GIVE ME MY TIME BACK 03/30/21(Tue)16:15:29 No.62980066

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anon has front row seats | /r/Greentext

05/18/22(Wed) 20:58:59 No.878400790 : Anonymous 1.6 MB GIF >Mfw i have front row seat to ww3 >Be me >Be Swetard >Sweden in the midst of joining Nato >Russia mobilizing heavy nukes and other s--- to Kaliningrad. >Be in the town closest to Kaliningrad with hypersonic missiles 6 min away at all times.
05/18/22(Wed) 20:58:59 No.878400790 : Anonymous 1.6 MB GIF >Mfw i have front row seat to ww3 >Be me >Be Swetard >Sweden in the midst of joining Nato >Russia mobilizing heavy nukes and other s--- to Kaliningrad. >Be in the town closest to Kaliningrad with hypersonic missiles 6 min away at all times.

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Just incel things | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous WILINICA WALLA 45 KB JPG 05/17/22(Tue)13:14:03 >random girl is nice to you for 5 seconds >daydream a whole relationship with her for weeks What a loser r-right bros? N-never happened to me. No.168138175
: Anonymous WILINICA WALLA 45 KB JPG 05/17/22(Tue)13:14:03 >random girl is nice to you for 5 seconds >daydream a whole relationship with her for weeks What a loser r-right bros? N-never happened to me. No.168138175

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Anon has a shit name | /r/Greentext

07/18/21 (Sun)10:18:29 No.64619681 >one chance at life >parents named me Beepus
07/18/21 (Sun)10:18:29 No.64619681 >one chance at life >parents named me Beepus

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Charisma, son. They harden in response to physical Chadness | /r/Greentext

05/18/22(Wed)10:53:53 No.599372957 Anonymous 28 KB JPG >shows up during the literal last two missions of the game >still somehow more memorable and loved than almost any other video game villain made in the past 10 or so years how did he do it? Anonymous >>599372957 (OP) Nanomachines, son. 05/18/22(Wed)10:56:35 No.599373172
05/18/22(Wed)10:53:53 No.599372957 Anonymous 28 KB JPG >shows up during the literal last two missions of the game >still somehow more memorable and loved than almost any other video game villain made in the past 10 or so years how did he do it? Anonymous >>599372957 (OP) Nanomachines, son. 05/18/22(Wed)10:56:35 No.599373172

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Anon joins inceldom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)09:20:37 No.878389350 Research May 2002 >women >65% in schools 10 Out of 11 Scholarships Are Reserved for Women >90% scholarships >admission quotas >gender equity programs 12 in Research Juan Galt August 31, 2019 2200 Views 112 KB JPG Are they women or disabled? Why is there so much assistance for them? >"women are achieving more in education so they are smarter than men" >they are still oppressed because men bad" >"wage gap" Still oppressed??? W-- Average wage difference between gender is because they're too retarded to pick productive careers. There's clear discrimination against a whole gender and that gender is still being called oppressive. /b/ I'm going to take the incel pill.
Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)09:20:37 No.878389350 Research May 2002 >women >65% in schools 10 Out of 11 Scholarships Are Reserved for Women >90% scholarships >admission quotas >gender equity programs 12 in Research Juan Galt August 31, 2019 2200 Views 112 KB JPG Are they women or disabled? Why is there so much assistance for them? >"women are achieving more in education so they are smarter than men" >they are still oppressed because men bad" >"wage gap" Still oppressed??? W-- Average wage difference between gender is because they're too retarded to pick productive careers. There's clear discrimination against a whole gender and that gender is still being called oppressive. /b/ I'm going to take the incel pill.

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Anon is an XY | /r/Greentext

2h (5/18 8:01)-68676417 : 9 Re - 0 Img JPG · 96KB · (1240 × 700) 3 Replies >one shot at life >born a short and ugly male in the era of social media and tinder >obsessed with the idea of being loved by a woman It's over 2h (5/18 8:02) -68676429 1 Reply >one shot at life >born male
2h (5/18 8:01)-68676417 : 9 Re - 0 Img JPG · 96KB · (1240 × 700) 3 Replies >one shot at life >born a short and ugly male in the era of social media and tinder >obsessed with the idea of being loved by a woman It's over 2h (5/18 8:02) -68676429 1 Reply >one shot at life >born male

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Anon is scared of spiders | /r/Greentext

Good Feels thread /b/? >be me >6 years old >dad throws spiders on me cause he likes to laugh at me freaking out >become terrified of spiders for rest of my life 71.7 kB JPG >mum stops him though >"Stop it! Youre scaring anon!" >picks up spiders and puts them outside >they always seemed so calm in her hands >"Its ok anon, you know they are more scared of you then you are of them" >dont really listen, still petrified of them >be me >two days ago >mum passed away >lying in bed with girlfriend >see spider run across door >start to freak out >girlfriend gets up, puts her hand on floor, spider crawl into it >she calmly walks outside and places on ground >"hey its alright anon, no need to freak out over the little guy, he's probably just as afraid as you are" >cant hold back tears, say its because mum is gone >really its because i finally realised how much i loved my mum and how much i love my girlfriend Its probably not the right place to post this and is such a small thing that happened but it meant a lot to me and maybe it'll make you guys smile a little.
Good Feels thread /b/? >be me >6 years old >dad throws spiders on me cause he likes to laugh at me freaking out >become terrified of spiders for rest of my life 71.7 kB JPG >mum stops him though >"Stop it! Youre scaring anon!" >picks up spiders and puts them outside >they always seemed so calm in her hands >"Its ok anon, you know they are more scared of you then you are of them" >dont really listen, still petrified of them >be me >two days ago >mum passed away >lying in bed with girlfriend >see spider run across door >start to freak out >girlfriend gets up, puts her hand on floor, spider crawl into it >she calmly walks outside and places on ground >"hey its alright anon, no need to freak out over the little guy, he's probably just as afraid as you are" >cant hold back tears, say its because mum is gone >really its because i finally realised how much i loved my mum and how much i love my girlfriend Its probably not the right place to post this and is such a small thing that happened but it meant a lot to me and maybe it'll make you guys smile a little.

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Anon can’t die | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/19(Thu)21:52:34 No.51219216 >laying down in bed >haven't eaten in two weeks >lost hunger after day 3 >just waiting to die >mother gives me and 36 KB JPG ultimatum >tells me that i ether drink a quarter cup of chicken stock or she calls an ambulance. >know what they do at hospitals to f------ like me >drink the chicken stock and go back to bed >back to the same BS Why cant she let me die in peace?
: Anonymous 02/28/19(Thu)21:52:34 No.51219216 >laying down in bed >haven't eaten in two weeks >lost hunger after day 3 >just waiting to die >mother gives me and 36 KB JPG ultimatum >tells me that i ether drink a quarter cup of chicken stock or she calls an ambulance. >know what they do at hospitals to f------ like me >drink the chicken stock and go back to bed >back to the same BS Why cant she let me die in peace?

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Anon realizes a pattern | /r/Greentext

"My current beliefs started when I first started to use 4chan a few months after covid started," Gendron Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)12:28:43 No.68679559 ▼ >mass shooter is a newfag checks out.
"My current beliefs started when I first started to use 4chan a few months after covid started," Gendron Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)12:28:43 No.68679559 ▼ >mass shooter is a newfag checks out.

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anon goes to er | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)07:20:43 No.876607668 >go to ER >sign a form >realize im overreacting in the waiting room >leave before I get any care >$500 bill in mail 188 KB PNG
: Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)07:20:43 No.876607668 >go to ER >sign a form >realize im overreacting in the waiting room >leave before I get any care >$500 bill in mail 188 KB PNG

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Anon has one chance | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/19(Sun)02:40:30 No.796269811 >be me >one chance at life >filipino 12 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/31/19(Sun)02:40:30 No.796269811 >be me >one chance at life >filipino 12 KB JPG

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SHIT CROPI’ve got them footage | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/02/21(Tue)18:50:48 No.848679285 >Be me >Poor af >Have wife and 2 children >Wife is sick >No money to get my children education >Have trouble finding jobs >Get dangerous job with a high chance if injury or death 58 KB JPG >Pays well so why not >ffw 1 week >Start operating machine >Get caught inside machine >Struggle for a bit >Machine activates and violently murders me >Limbs flying, blood everywhere >Horribly mangled and mutilated >Security footage gets released >Some redditfag records footage and puts some song over it for internet points >mfw
: Anonymous 03/02/21(Tue)18:50:48 No.848679285 >Be me >Poor af >Have wife and 2 children >Wife is sick >No money to get my children education >Have trouble finding jobs >Get dangerous job with a high chance if injury or death 58 KB JPG >Pays well so why not >ffw 1 week >Start operating machine >Get caught inside machine >Struggle for a bit >Machine activates and violently murders me >Limbs flying, blood everywhere >Horribly mangled and mutilated >Security footage gets released >Some redditfag records footage and puts some song over it for internet points >mfw

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Anon is artistic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)09:55:49 No.68677443 Drunk story >be me >friend invites me over to paint >don't like art s--- but nothing else to do 368 KB JPG >we're drinking heavy and start painting >it's kind of fun, he gives me lots of pointers >hours later I have somehow painted this immaculate bird with a sunrise behind it >friend is raving over how good this painting is >l take a picture and we keep drinking >trashed so l crash on his couch >pull up the picture and decide to post it to Facebook >title post "I'm artistic" and upload image >wake up next day to my phone ringing from mom >"hey Anon, we just want you to know we love you and support you" >"haha ok, is something going on?" >"yea, we saw your Facebook post" >pull up Facebook while on speakerphone >post says "I'm autistic" >there's no image attached >post has almost as many likes as friends I have >50ish comments from people, most of which I haven't talked to in years, saying s--- like "we love you buddy" >see comments from people I do talk to saying s--- like "we love you for who you are" Should I just move away and start a new life or try to embrace this? The post was probably true.
: Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)09:55:49 No.68677443 Drunk story >be me >friend invites me over to paint >don't like art s--- but nothing else to do 368 KB JPG >we're drinking heavy and start painting >it's kind of fun, he gives me lots of pointers >hours later I have somehow painted this immaculate bird with a sunrise behind it >friend is raving over how good this painting is >l take a picture and we keep drinking >trashed so l crash on his couch >pull up the picture and decide to post it to Facebook >title post "I'm artistic" and upload image >wake up next day to my phone ringing from mom >"hey Anon, we just want you to know we love you and support you" >"haha ok, is something going on?" >"yea, we saw your Facebook post" >pull up Facebook while on speakerphone >post says "I'm autistic" >there's no image attached >post has almost as many likes as friends I have >50ish comments from people, most of which I haven't talked to in years, saying s--- like "we love you buddy" >see comments from people I do talk to saying s--- like "we love you for who you are" Should I just move away and start a new life or try to embrace this? The post was probably true.

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