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: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)00:10:33 No.64953756 1565166747388.jpg 141 KB JPG Riddle me this >"Is yaoi gay? If not, is it secretly straight?" >"Of course yaoi is gay, its two guys f------" >"Then loli is p---" >"um WELL UM ASKHAULLY NO.. ITS.. UMM uHHHH"
: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)00:10:33 No.64953756 1565166747388.jpg 141 KB JPG Riddle me this >"Is yaoi gay? If not, is it secretly straight?" >"Of course yaoi is gay, its two guys f------" >"Then loli is p---" >"um WELL UM ASKHAULLY NO.. ITS.. UMM uHHHH"

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Anon gets bullied | /r/Greentext

02/26/21(Fri)11:57:36 No.62506129 : Anonymous Anyone got any good stories there parents told them about high school? I'll go first. >mom tells me about this asian kid in her school 243 KB JPG >he was a very quiet and nice kid, never hurt a fly >group of people always bully him >kid never talked or tried to fight back >they continued to bully the kid for weeks >one day they spit gum in his hair >kid gets up and leaves to use bathroom and to make a phone call >fast forward to after school >my mom and her brother are outside talking >kid is getting bullied >van pulls up and kid laughs >group of asian's get out of van >few have baseball bat's >start beating on the guys in the group as the girls scream >few girls try and stop the asians but they get bitch slapped or elbowed in the face >mom says that her and her brother just watched with there jaws dropped >guy bullies lay on floor while girls continue to scream and cry >van drives away with the group of asians >asian kid never got bullied >yakuza 1, bullies 0
02/26/21(Fri)11:57:36 No.62506129 : Anonymous Anyone got any good stories there parents told them about high school? I'll go first. >mom tells me about this asian kid in her school 243 KB JPG >he was a very quiet and nice kid, never hurt a fly >group of people always bully him >kid never talked or tried to fight back >they continued to bully the kid for weeks >one day they spit gum in his hair >kid gets up and leaves to use bathroom and to make a phone call >fast forward to after school >my mom and her brother are outside talking >kid is getting bullied >van pulls up and kid laughs >group of asian's get out of van >few have baseball bat's >start beating on the guys in the group as the girls scream >few girls try and stop the asians but they get bitch slapped or elbowed in the face >mom says that her and her brother just watched with there jaws dropped >guy bullies lay on floor while girls continue to scream and cry >van drives away with the group of asians >asian kid never got bullied >yakuza 1, bullies 0

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Anon is a pedophile | /r/Greentext

> finally get home from university > go to visit family and cousins > little bro tells me about an 8 year old in his class who still pulls his pants down the whole way to pee > laugh because there was a weirdo in my class that used to do that too > later on call up my gf to bang > she strips and walks towards me sexily with her panties around her ankles > now can't stop thinking about that 8 year old boy while we have sex what do you think anons? should I tell my gf that I was thinking of her older brother the whole time we were doing it?
> finally get home from university > go to visit family and cousins > little bro tells me about an 8 year old in his class who still pulls his pants down the whole way to pee > laugh because there was a weirdo in my class that used to do that too > later on call up my gf to bang > she strips and walks towards me sexily with her panties around her ankles > now can't stop thinking about that 8 year old boy while we have sex what do you think anons? should I tell my gf that I was thinking of her older brother the whole time we were doing it?

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Anon's retirement plans have been ruined. | /r/Greentext

05/20/22(Fri) 18:04:53 No.878505060 >withdraw everything from 401k >only get 17k where is my other 384k? 05/20/22(Fri)18:06:40 No.878505128 : Anonymous Mos 174 KB JPG : Anonymous Did I get scammed by the bank?
05/20/22(Fri) 18:04:53 No.878505060 >withdraw everything from 401k >only get 17k where is my other 384k? 05/20/22(Fri)18:06:40 No.878505128 : Anonymous Mos 174 KB JPG : Anonymous Did I get scammed by the bank?

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This one hurts me bad | /r/Greentext

Duv9i6eW4AAQCuq.jpg 105 KB JPG >tfw red dead redemption 2 made me realize that there's no hiding from civilization since it's everywhere >tfw can't even really homestead today bc of stupid laws >can't even properly explore anything anymore because there isn't anything still left to explore All I ever wanted was to be free
Duv9i6eW4AAQCuq.jpg 105 KB JPG >tfw red dead redemption 2 made me realize that there's no hiding from civilization since it's everywhere >tfw can't even really homestead today bc of stupid laws >can't even properly explore anything anymore because there isn't anything still left to explore All I ever wanted was to be free

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Anon hates femcels. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/19/22(Thu)20:46:35 No.68699042 >being a "femcel" is now a cool alt thing >0% of "femcels" are actually celibate >none of them even pretend to know anything about 4chan culture >90% of them are underage b& high schoolers >"r9kcore" is now a thing 43 KB JPG I felt physically sick when I discovered this. I wish untold suffering on all foids. Anonymous >>68699042 (OP) >"r9kcore" is now a thing please tell me youre joking anon 05/19/22(Thu)20:48:28 No.68699061
Anonymous 05/19/22(Thu)20:46:35 No.68699042 >being a "femcel" is now a cool alt thing >0% of "femcels" are actually celibate >none of them even pretend to know anything about 4chan culture >90% of them are underage b& high schoolers >"r9kcore" is now a thing 43 KB JPG I felt physically sick when I discovered this. I wish untold suffering on all foids. Anonymous >>68699042 (OP) >"r9kcore" is now a thing please tell me youre joking anon 05/19/22(Thu)20:48:28 No.68699061

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Anon is a good singer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 28 KB JPG : Anonymous 181 KB PNG 11/08/19(Fri)20:30:51 No.55252651 11/08/19(Fri)20:33:45 No.55252698 I JUST CAAALLED TO SAAAAY I LOOOVE YOUUUU >>55252651 (OP) # damn anon, you have such a beautiful voice
: Anonymous 28 KB JPG : Anonymous 181 KB PNG 11/08/19(Fri)20:30:51 No.55252651 11/08/19(Fri)20:33:45 No.55252698 I JUST CAAALLED TO SAAAAY I LOOOVE YOUUUU >>55252651 (OP) # damn anon, you have such a beautiful voice

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Found this in my archives, here you go | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)19:55:19 No.754163302 >be 14 >Don't know how to masturbate >Home alone 486 KB JPG >Go on a s----- p--- site that I honestly thought was the only source for p--- on the internet >Has images of Brittany Spears nude >I just sit there naked for almost an hour, occasionally patting my d--- >>754169608 # >>754169961 # >>754173777 #
Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)19:55:19 No.754163302 >be 14 >Don't know how to masturbate >Home alone 486 KB JPG >Go on a s----- p--- site that I honestly thought was the only source for p--- on the internet >Has images of Brittany Spears nude >I just sit there naked for almost an hour, occasionally patting my d--- >>754169608 # >>754169961 # >>754173777 #

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Anon is a businessman | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/16/21 (Tue)11:22:47 No.849732160 >be me >get bored >order a pizza >pretend to be a pizza delivery guy >deliver pizzas to random people >hope to find a qt girl who lives alone and who likes pizza 154 KB PNG >thats all i need >eventually run into a few >p--- lied to me, whatever >around 70% of people actually decide to pay me for my pizza >others say they didnt order it >no loss >i guess people want pizzas some people just dont order them >idea.jpg >a pizza is 4 dollars at the store, ill sell it for 6 >buy 20 pizzas >sell all of them to random people pretending to be a delivery guy >40 dollar profit for selling 20 pizzas >do this when i need extra money
Anonymous 03/16/21 (Tue)11:22:47 No.849732160 >be me >get bored >order a pizza >pretend to be a pizza delivery guy >deliver pizzas to random people >hope to find a qt girl who lives alone and who likes pizza 154 KB PNG >thats all i need >eventually run into a few >p--- lied to me, whatever >around 70% of people actually decide to pay me for my pizza >others say they didnt order it >no loss >i guess people want pizzas some people just dont order them >idea.jpg >a pizza is 4 dollars at the store, ill sell it for 6 >buy 20 pizzas >sell all of them to random people pretending to be a delivery guy >40 dollar profit for selling 20 pizzas >do this when i need extra money

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Anon actually is an autist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/24/19(Mon)22:40:27 No.8030973 >Be me >born around 2lbs >survive that >pull out my oxygen tube and turn purple >nurse puts it back in AUTISTIC AUTISM ENPRISTAVER CHILD AREA 308 KB PNG >almost spawn killed myself >gets autism instead
Anonymous 06/24/19(Mon)22:40:27 No.8030973 >Be me >born around 2lbs >survive that >pull out my oxygen tube and turn purple >nurse puts it back in AUTISTIC AUTISM ENPRISTAVER CHILD AREA 308 KB PNG >almost spawn killed myself >gets autism instead

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Anon gets mired from the other room | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/19/22(Thu)22:06:47 No.66834783 Happened recently >at work, minding my business >just came back from a 7 day long conference in Sardinia (perks of the job I guess) >colleagues I went with are showing pictures to hottie coworker in room next door (8,5/10 body with goldstein nose) >beach pictures were made >hear hottie say "wow anon is actually pretty hot" >spaghetti kicks in and yell "thanks" from the other room Still counts bros WAGMI >>66835079 # >>66835372 # >>66836192 # >>66840264 # Anonymous05/19/22(Thu)22:27:41 No.66835079 >>66834783 # >yell "thanks" from the other room F------ based 66834812
: Anonymous 05/19/22(Thu)22:06:47 No.66834783 Happened recently >at work, minding my business >just came back from a 7 day long conference in Sardinia (perks of the job I guess) >colleagues I went with are showing pictures to hottie coworker in room next door (8,5/10 body with goldstein nose) >beach pictures were made >hear hottie say "wow anon is actually pretty hot" >spaghetti kicks in and yell "thanks" from the other room Still counts bros WAGMI >>66835079 # >>66835372 # >>66836192 # >>66840264 # Anonymous05/19/22(Thu)22:27:41 No.66835079 >>66834783 # >yell "thanks" from the other room F------ based 66834812

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anon watches porn | /r/Greentext

05/19/22(Thu)16:34:10 No.878473113 : Anonymous PicsArt_01-14-10.12.47.png 50 KB PNG >be me >Watching p--- on sketchy website >Have to use the bathroom, put phone down >2 minutes later hear my mom screaming my name >Apparently when setting my phone down my finger accidentally hit the cast button >Grandparents, sister, brother and parents all saw the i----- p--- on our 75" TV What do I do
05/19/22(Thu)16:34:10 No.878473113 : Anonymous PicsArt_01-14-10.12.47.png 50 KB PNG >be me >Watching p--- on sketchy website >Have to use the bathroom, put phone down >2 minutes later hear my mom screaming my name >Apparently when setting my phone down my finger accidentally hit the cast button >Grandparents, sister, brother and parents all saw the i----- p--- on our 75" TV What do I do

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05/20/22(Fri)00:44:37 No.68701117 >get horny >install grindr >talk to guys that tell me they want to facefuck me and call me names >tell them they can roleplay as burglars and come to my house and r--- me : Anonymous 133 KB JPG >they tell me stuff that makes me hornier >j------- >c-- >uninstall grindr and feel sick >repeat
05/20/22(Fri)00:44:37 No.68701117 >get horny >install grindr >talk to guys that tell me they want to facefuck me and call me names >tell them they can roleplay as burglars and come to my house and r--- me : Anonymous 133 KB JPG >they tell me stuff that makes me hornier >j------- >c-- >uninstall grindr and feel sick >repeat

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Transform and roll out. | /r/Greentext

10/21/21(Thu)11:39:48 No.865318875 Anonymous TRANS RICHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS 103 KB JPG Anonymous FORMERS! 121 KB JPG >>865319701 # >>865319954 # >>865322013 # >>865323631 # Alright, /b/, when I say trans you say rights! Okay, got it? Great, let's go! TRANS! 10/21/21(Thu)11:40:12 No.865318885
10/21/21(Thu)11:39:48 No.865318875 Anonymous TRANS RICHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS 103 KB JPG Anonymous FORMERS! 121 KB JPG >>865319701 # >>865319954 # >>865322013 # >>865323631 # Alright, /b/, when I say trans you say rights! Okay, got it? Great, let's go! TRANS! 10/21/21(Thu)11:40:12 No.865318885

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Anon is the life of the party | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/19/22(Thu)17:00:45 No.878474287 >be me, college student, 2005 >Not popular but still have friends >One of those friends is holding a get together just 10-15 people but there's drinks and a GameCube 129 KB JPG >Playing Smash Bros with a couple of guys there when a girl I talked to in high school chemistry shows up >She's happy to see me, we talk for a bit with a few drinks >She's getting kinda flirty, I've drank a bit too much >She says in a joking manner "I bet I could beat your ass in smash" >I take it personally/seriously and set up a 1v1 4 stock, no items match on fountain of dreams >Pick Falco, she picks captain falcon > 4 stock her ass because obviously she doesn't play smash and in my drunken voice I said "haha I just kicked your ass you dumb bitch" >She kinda laughs and goes back to talking with her friends, doesn't talk to me again the rest of the night It's been 17 years but I still can't sleep some nights, did I really blow it that bad?
: Anonymous 05/19/22(Thu)17:00:45 No.878474287 >be me, college student, 2005 >Not popular but still have friends >One of those friends is holding a get together just 10-15 people but there's drinks and a GameCube 129 KB JPG >Playing Smash Bros with a couple of guys there when a girl I talked to in high school chemistry shows up >She's happy to see me, we talk for a bit with a few drinks >She's getting kinda flirty, I've drank a bit too much >She says in a joking manner "I bet I could beat your ass in smash" >I take it personally/seriously and set up a 1v1 4 stock, no items match on fountain of dreams >Pick Falco, she picks captain falcon > 4 stock her ass because obviously she doesn't play smash and in my drunken voice I said "haha I just kicked your ass you dumb bitch" >She kinda laughs and goes back to talking with her friends, doesn't talk to me again the rest of the night It's been 17 years but I still can't sleep some nights, did I really blow it that bad?

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05/20/22(Fri)02:54:03 No.66835606 >be autistic loner with no friends, gf, or family >hate wagecucking, but also hate days off due to loneliness >have 2 days off >very few matches on bumble, but none of them are replying >delete account out of pure depression : Anonymous 806 KB PNG and self loathing >absolutely nobody to talk to now >alone playing vidya all day >more depressed than ever >next day go for a bike ride out in the sun >take a route I never went on >find a creek a bit off the route I didn't even know existed >all alone again, out in the sun, just listening to the sound of running water >feel at peace Exercise and vitamin D, is this the ultimate cure for depression?
05/20/22(Fri)02:54:03 No.66835606 >be autistic loner with no friends, gf, or family >hate wagecucking, but also hate days off due to loneliness >have 2 days off >very few matches on bumble, but none of them are replying >delete account out of pure depression : Anonymous 806 KB PNG and self loathing >absolutely nobody to talk to now >alone playing vidya all day >more depressed than ever >next day go for a bike ride out in the sun >take a route I never went on >find a creek a bit off the route I didn't even know existed >all alone again, out in the sun, just listening to the sound of running water >feel at peace Exercise and vitamin D, is this the ultimate cure for depression?

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anon is a conspiracy theorist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11 57 20-83 AM 04/20/99 18 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image : Anonymous Works Cited: 21 KB JPG 05/19/22(Thu)23:13:14 No.878485461 In 1999 the CIA paid columbine students to act as if they experienced a shooting within their school, when in actuality no shooting had ever taken place. Eric and Dylan were actors as well. The Columbine tragedy was a hoax. View Thread 05/19/22(Thu)23:15:38 No.878485634 >>878485461 (OP) #
: Anonymous 11 57 20-83 AM 04/20/99 18 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image : Anonymous Works Cited: 21 KB JPG 05/19/22(Thu)23:13:14 No.878485461 In 1999 the CIA paid columbine students to act as if they experienced a shooting within their school, when in actuality no shooting had ever taken place. Eric and Dylan were actors as well. The Columbine tragedy was a hoax. View Thread 05/19/22(Thu)23:15:38 No.878485634 >>878485461 (OP) #

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