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: Anonymous ? 86 KB JPG 05/21/22(Sat) 03:23:51 No.878540004 >be me >wake up >eat >work >eat >browse the same three websites repeatedly for 3 hrs >sleep >repeat What the f--- is the point of life?
: Anonymous ? 86 KB JPG 05/21/22(Sat) 03:23:51 No.878540004 >be me >wake up >eat >work >eat >browse the same three websites repeatedly for 3 hrs >sleep >repeat What the f--- is the point of life?

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Anon tries to pick up a girl | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 66845319 21 hr. ago >>66844503 (OP) >doing cardio at gym >qt3.14 on treadmill next to me >ask her if she wants to grab a coffee after her workout >she declined >"Well we had a good run" >force my whole body to become limp >fly backwards off treadmill into the dumbbell rack behind me 8 REPLIES
Anonymous 66845319 21 hr. ago >>66844503 (OP) >doing cardio at gym >qt3.14 on treadmill next to me >ask her if she wants to grab a coffee after her workout >she declined >"Well we had a good run" >force my whole body to become limp >fly backwards off treadmill into the dumbbell rack behind me 8 REPLIES

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Anon can return to theaters | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous LADbible Australia LAD BIBLE AUSTRALIA 2d. The Marvel comic book writer will now be able to keep up his cameo appearances from beyond the grave. 439 LAD BIBLE AUSTRALIA U.S.MAIL MARVEL SIGNS DEAL TO HAVE C.G.I STAN LEE APPEAR IN FUTURE FILMS 56EF6ED1-3ED2-4DB7-A0A6-C9B6E8DCBABE.jpg 1.59 MB JPG >Ah finally, I can rest easy knowing I can come in the theaters again 05/20/22(Fri)23:11:21 No.878548315
: Anonymous LADbible Australia LAD BIBLE AUSTRALIA 2d. The Marvel comic book writer will now be able to keep up his cameo appearances from beyond the grave. 439 LAD BIBLE AUSTRALIA U.S.MAIL MARVEL SIGNS DEAL TO HAVE C.G.I STAN LEE APPEAR IN FUTURE FILMS 56EF6ED1-3ED2-4DB7-A0A6-C9B6E8DCBABE.jpg 1.59 MB JPG >Ah finally, I can rest easy knowing I can come in the theaters again 05/20/22(Fri)23:11:21 No.878548315

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anon hates this generation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)17:15:05 No.854186812 Zoomers >lets goooo >finna >no cap >vibing 103 KB JPG >rn >fr >ion 42 Replies / 9 Images View Thread
Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)17:15:05 No.854186812 Zoomers >lets goooo >finna >no cap >vibing 103 KB JPG >rn >fr >ion 42 Replies / 9 Images View Thread

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I pray this was not posted yet lmao | /r/Greentext

12/29/18(Sat)18:31:43 No.788513303 >be me 17 today >into erotic hypnosis >Family out to dinner obviously didn't invite my autistic ass >thisismynight.pepe >get completely nakey >lay on bed and play some thot hypnotisis audio on speaker : Anonymous 23 KB JPG >Dropse me in a trance >Turns out to be some femdom sissy s--- >asks me to lick p---- >Ofukyea.kek >the whole time I'm so aroused my pp leaking c-- >She finally commands me to c-- >Best orgasm of my life >open eyes >mom is sobbing on the floor >Dad is screaming about how I was jamming my tongue in n out >Never heard them come in cuz in trance >They both ignore me around the house >What do /b/?
12/29/18(Sat)18:31:43 No.788513303 >be me 17 today >into erotic hypnosis >Family out to dinner obviously didn't invite my autistic ass >thisismynight.pepe >get completely nakey >lay on bed and play some thot hypnotisis audio on speaker : Anonymous 23 KB JPG >Dropse me in a trance >Turns out to be some femdom sissy s--- >asks me to lick p---- >Ofukyea.kek >the whole time I'm so aroused my pp leaking c-- >She finally commands me to c-- >Best orgasm of my life >open eyes >mom is sobbing on the floor >Dad is screaming about how I was jamming my tongue in n out >Never heard them come in cuz in trance >They both ignore me around the house >What do /b/?

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Anon has an announcement | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)07:14:07 No.4142940 I 676677.jpg 26 KB JPG *ahem* Everyone, I have an announcement to make. 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)07:14:48 No.4142941 7687878.png 183 KB PNG *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop*
: Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)07:14:07 No.4142940 I 676677.jpg 26 KB JPG *ahem* Everyone, I have an announcement to make. 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)07:14:48 No.4142941 7687878.png 183 KB PNG *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop*

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Anon and goose | /r/Greentext

>be me, 4th grade >be kid no one likes >at recess, a------ kids offer me 5 dollars to bitchslap a goose on the playground 20 KB JPG >hell yeah pokemon card money >run up to goose, and slap that f----- >goose goes a------, and begins to attack me >start screaming and running like a bitch >goose chases >I turn around, and grab the f------ throat, and spin it around like mario in mario 64 >pic related >never did get my 5 dollars *x 700 #120
>be me, 4th grade >be kid no one likes >at recess, a------ kids offer me 5 dollars to bitchslap a goose on the playground 20 KB JPG >hell yeah pokemon card money >run up to goose, and slap that f----- >goose goes a------, and begins to attack me >start screaming and running like a bitch >goose chases >I turn around, and grab the f------ throat, and spin it around like mario in mario 64 >pic related >never did get my 5 dollars *x 700 #120

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Anon‘s girlfriend won‘t stop farting | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: qcqw+HFF) 167 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 7/3bbaXz Best thread on 4chan right now >>267225105 # 07/09/20(Thu)23:57:38 No.267224774 >gf keep farting during sex >i tell her to stop >stop what >stop farting >im not farting >keep f------ her >she keeps farting 07/10/20(Fri)00:00:08 No.267225026
Anonymous (ID: qcqw+HFF) 167 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 7/3bbaXz Best thread on 4chan right now >>267225105 # 07/09/20(Thu)23:57:38 No.267224774 >gf keep farting during sex >i tell her to stop >stop what >stop farting >im not farting >keep f------ her >she keeps farting 07/10/20(Fri)00:00:08 No.267225026

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Anon doesn’t let life get him down | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Asking a girl out 78 KB JPG frogposters? 11/14/20(Sat) 18:25:14 No.60909992 >be me >20yrs old >Lifes good >Ask some girl I found attractive out >She refuses >Lifes still good How are you doing my fellow
: Anonymous Asking a girl out 78 KB JPG frogposters? 11/14/20(Sat) 18:25:14 No.60909992 >be me >20yrs old >Lifes good >Ask some girl I found attractive out >She refuses >Lifes still good How are you doing my fellow

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each burger is less than a dollar each | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/02/17(Fri)21:42:54 No.9005626 nuggets.jpg 478 KB JPG What is your largest fast food order? Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)00:25:47 No.9006160 >>9005626 (OP) i was in the phillipines and ordered 30 yum burgers from jollibees because they were so cheap my action caused a huge scene because i was in a remote city that rarely sees white people, and the magnitude of burgers i ordered >>9006183 # 229006205 # Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)00:45:01 No.9006205 >>9006160 >Never see a white person in all 35 years of your life >Hear stories about how much they eat >Think that impossible, nobody could stomach that much! >One day, skinny white man arrives >Astounding! >What a novelty! >But surely the rumors must be false, see how thin he is >Follow him into local Jollibees to confirm >He orders 30 f------ burgers >3 f------ 0 >Go home to wife >Tell her we must sell everything >Need to open hotdog stand in America >We will be fabulously wealthy
Anonymous 06/02/17(Fri)21:42:54 No.9005626 nuggets.jpg 478 KB JPG What is your largest fast food order? Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)00:25:47 No.9006160 >>9005626 (OP) i was in the phillipines and ordered 30 yum burgers from jollibees because they were so cheap my action caused a huge scene because i was in a remote city that rarely sees white people, and the magnitude of burgers i ordered >>9006183 # 229006205 # Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)00:45:01 No.9006205 >>9006160 >Never see a white person in all 35 years of your life >Hear stories about how much they eat >Think that impossible, nobody could stomach that much! >One day, skinny white man arrives >Astounding! >What a novelty! >But surely the rumors must be false, see how thin he is >Follow him into local Jollibees to confirm >He orders 30 f------ burgers >3 f------ 0 >Go home to wife >Tell her we must sell everything >Need to open hotdog stand in America >We will be fabulously wealthy

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Anon wants a peaceful life | /r/Greentext

04/08/22(Fri)20:18:19 No.68127114 : Anonymous i want to go to nuuk >bored >looking at countries on google maps >start looking for most remote areas 72 KB JPG >come across nuuk, a city in greenland, though it looks more like a small town >looks beautiful >come across a subreddit dedicated to it with less than 200 users >look at the photos people posted, they look so comfy and friendly >can imagine myself living there in a small house, making friends, enjoying the snow >no war, no politics, just a small town away from everyone else >fall in love with this town knowing damn well i'll never step foot in it pic related, its nuuk
04/08/22(Fri)20:18:19 No.68127114 : Anonymous i want to go to nuuk >bored >looking at countries on google maps >start looking for most remote areas 72 KB JPG >come across nuuk, a city in greenland, though it looks more like a small town >looks beautiful >come across a subreddit dedicated to it with less than 200 users >look at the photos people posted, they look so comfy and friendly >can imagine myself living there in a small house, making friends, enjoying the snow >no war, no politics, just a small town away from everyone else >fall in love with this town knowing damn well i'll never step foot in it pic related, its nuuk

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Anon is a NEET | /r/Greentext

05/19/21 (Wed)13:59:55 No.854808563 Anonymous >born into this world without my consent >want NEET life but not rich and no friends or family >decide to find a way to NEET 541 KB PNG >leave wallet and all forms of ID at home >no ID, no money, nothing. I am basically a ghost now >go to walmart >lay down in isle >don't move or respond to anything >eventually cops/ambulance will be called >they arrive and take me away, but still not responding, just doing absolutely nothing >they can't discharge me from hospital or from jail since they don't know who I am or where I live >can't just leave me outside to die >they are forced to take care of me >all while I just lay there and do nothing >the perfect NEET life 10 Replies View Thread
05/19/21 (Wed)13:59:55 No.854808563 Anonymous >born into this world without my consent >want NEET life but not rich and no friends or family >decide to find a way to NEET 541 KB PNG >leave wallet and all forms of ID at home >no ID, no money, nothing. I am basically a ghost now >go to walmart >lay down in isle >don't move or respond to anything >eventually cops/ambulance will be called >they arrive and take me away, but still not responding, just doing absolutely nothing >they can't discharge me from hospital or from jail since they don't know who I am or where I live >can't just leave me outside to die >they are forced to take care of me >all while I just lay there and do nothing >the perfect NEET life 10 Replies View Thread

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anon fails to be a chad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/29/18(Tue)12:49:54 No.45755456 YgmcQik.jpg 46 KB JPG >try to get a Chad haircut >comes out looking like pic related What the f--- am I doing wrong? I went to a proper hair stylist that cost $100. Should I shave it all off?
Anonymous 05/29/18(Tue)12:49:54 No.45755456 YgmcQik.jpg 46 KB JPG >try to get a Chad haircut >comes out looking like pic related What the f--- am I doing wrong? I went to a proper hair stylist that cost $100. Should I shave it all off?

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Anon on Cr1TiKaL. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/20/22(Fri)23:48:11 No.68714289 1 8 KB JPG >hey guys it's critical >today we are taking yet another clip from my live stream of me watching a youtube video that somebody else made and getting a million views for what little I add in words with my boring dry tired voice >also, for comedic effect, I will stretch the image on the youtube thumbnail for the billionth time >please laugh
Anonymous 05/20/22(Fri)23:48:11 No.68714289 1 8 KB JPG >hey guys it's critical >today we are taking yet another clip from my live stream of me watching a youtube video that somebody else made and getting a million views for what little I add in words with my boring dry tired voice >also, for comedic effect, I will stretch the image on the youtube thumbnail for the billionth time >please laugh

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Anon has a realization | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 17 KB PNG 05/20/22 (Fri)23:24:18 No.878548961 >for a website that is supposed to be homophobic, I really have seen some of the gayest s--- ever on here
: Anonymous 17 KB PNG 05/20/22 (Fri)23:24:18 No.878548961 >for a website that is supposed to be homophobic, I really have seen some of the gayest s--- ever on here

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Something’s wrong with anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 88 KB JPG 05/20/22(Fri)15:35:33 No.68711164 why can't i stand for 15 minutes without finding it hard to breathe and feeling like i'm going to pass out? and no, i'm not fat. is this covid? i feel normal when i'm just sitting View Thread 05/20/22 (Fri) 15:39:46 No.68711216 3 Replies : Anonymous >>68711164 (OP) # go ask your doctor a------ >>68711227 #
: Anonymous 88 KB JPG 05/20/22(Fri)15:35:33 No.68711164 why can't i stand for 15 minutes without finding it hard to breathe and feeling like i'm going to pass out? and no, i'm not fat. is this covid? i feel normal when i'm just sitting View Thread 05/20/22 (Fri) 15:39:46 No.68711216 3 Replies : Anonymous >>68711164 (OP) # go ask your doctor a------ >>68711227 #

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The joos have figured out how to fool the big guy. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/02/12 (Fri) 17:39 No. 1921453 If only you knew how bad things really are >Be a Jew >Sin all year >Transfer your sins to a chicken >Torture the chicken and kill it >The chicken goes to hell instead of you >Yay! we fooled God nxs rungra
Anonymous 03/02/12 (Fri) 17:39 No. 1921453 If only you knew how bad things really are >Be a Jew >Sin all year >Transfer your sins to a chicken >Torture the chicken and kill it >The chicken goes to hell instead of you >Yay! we fooled God nxs rungra

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anon sells pisswater | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >be me >on some sketchy black market site >idea.png >sell loli bath water 74 KB JPG >its just me pissing in a tub of water and mixing it around >sell it for 50$ a jar >mfw profit >mfw pedos are drinking my piss >mfw one of them might have aids cause i let my friend with aids piss in it doing gods work here 11/07/21(Sun)18:45:13 No.866276836
Anonymous >be me >on some sketchy black market site >idea.png >sell loli bath water 74 KB JPG >its just me pissing in a tub of water and mixing it around >sell it for 50$ a jar >mfw profit >mfw pedos are drinking my piss >mfw one of them might have aids cause i let my friend with aids piss in it doing gods work here 11/07/21(Sun)18:45:13 No.866276836

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Anon finds love | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/08/19(Fri)17:38:28 No.792141603 >seeing some girl recently >go to her house to f--- her again >while we are cuddling ask her what's on her mind >tells me that she likes me >tell her I like her too 410 KB PNG >tells me how she likes to kiss me, hold me, how she likes me eyes, my laugh, the way I talk >we don't fall asleep until 5am >leave her house around 7am >keeps saying she doesn't want me to go >driving back to my place the feelings hit me >tfw you've been emotionally deprived for the first 19 years of your life >tfw you thought you would end up alone and a loser but you managed to turn out just fine >tfw you realize you aren't alone in this world >tfw you matter to someone It's a feeling that is warmer than heroin /b/
Anonymous 02/08/19(Fri)17:38:28 No.792141603 >seeing some girl recently >go to her house to f--- her again >while we are cuddling ask her what's on her mind >tells me that she likes me >tell her I like her too 410 KB PNG >tells me how she likes to kiss me, hold me, how she likes me eyes, my laugh, the way I talk >we don't fall asleep until 5am >leave her house around 7am >keeps saying she doesn't want me to go >driving back to my place the feelings hit me >tfw you've been emotionally deprived for the first 19 years of your life >tfw you thought you would end up alone and a loser but you managed to turn out just fine >tfw you realize you aren't alone in this world >tfw you matter to someone It's a feeling that is warmer than heroin /b/

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So scary you guys | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/07/17(Fri)13:36:40 No.81360206 img0465.jpg 248 KB JPG >>81355768 (OP) # sometimes i masturbate in bushes in a public park. one day i notice a person behing me. it was tom cruise. all he said was "proceed". i felt uncomfortable and took a picture and left.
: Anonymous 04/07/17(Fri)13:36:40 No.81360206 img0465.jpg 248 KB JPG >>81355768 (OP) # sometimes i masturbate in bushes in a public park. one day i notice a person behing me. it was tom cruise. all he said was "proceed". i felt uncomfortable and took a picture and left.

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