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Anonymous Born In the USA 06/22/18(Fri)17:34:29 No.6826333 >Be Me >American >Internet's down >Bored >Go Outside 68 KB JPG >Don't get shot because most gun owners are completely cautious and safe people and exceptions are rare >Go back inside >Get stabbed by wife
Anonymous Born In the USA 06/22/18(Fri)17:34:29 No.6826333 >Be Me >American >Internet's down >Bored >Go Outside 68 KB JPG >Don't get shot because most gun owners are completely cautious and safe people and exceptions are rare >Go back inside >Get stabbed by wife

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Anon faces discrimination | /r/Greentext

04/12/22(Tue)09:54:39 No.68186407 : Anonymous Arab tinder 11 KB JPG >install tinder >seldomly match but okay >match with qt3.14 >asks "are you arab?" >say yes >"sorry I don't date arabs" >happens a few times >mfw >be me >arab israeli >hear caucasian friends talk about their tinder experience >"Yeah it's though, all the girls on there are lusting for arabs" >ohshitherewego.webm
04/12/22(Tue)09:54:39 No.68186407 : Anonymous Arab tinder 11 KB JPG >install tinder >seldomly match but okay >match with qt3.14 >asks "are you arab?" >say yes >"sorry I don't date arabs" >happens a few times >mfw >be me >arab israeli >hear caucasian friends talk about their tinder experience >"Yeah it's though, all the girls on there are lusting for arabs" >ohshitherewego.webm

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Anon hates Bulgarians | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/09/21(Mon)01:54:08 No.149805166 A cop pulls over a car with two Bulgarians. The cop makes his way up to the window and says, "We're looking for two child molesters." 102 KB JPG The Bulgarians look at each other for a moment and turn back to the cop. "We'll do it." >>149810182 # >>149812455 #
Anonymous 08/09/21(Mon)01:54:08 No.149805166 A cop pulls over a car with two Bulgarians. The cop makes his way up to the window and says, "We're looking for two child molesters." 102 KB JPG The Bulgarians look at each other for a moment and turn back to the cop. "We'll do it." >>149810182 # >>149812455 #

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It's not my fault | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me seventh grade >new foreign exchange student from germany >name is Lermond or something >kids make fun of his german accent 21 KB JPG >decide to be his friend >invite him to hang out with my friends >start calling him Ler as a nickname >he's happy to have friends, really nice guy >playing dodgeball against each other in gym class >he's really good, gets me out >point to him and yell to my friend to "hit Ler" >kids start laughing >some start yelling it too >more get in on it >mfw the entire gym class is chanting hitler and pointing to the german exchange student 01/14/19(Mon)17:16:49 No.790014011
: Anonymous >be me seventh grade >new foreign exchange student from germany >name is Lermond or something >kids make fun of his german accent 21 KB JPG >decide to be his friend >invite him to hang out with my friends >start calling him Ler as a nickname >he's happy to have friends, really nice guy >playing dodgeball against each other in gym class >he's really good, gets me out >point to him and yell to my friend to "hit Ler" >kids start laughing >some start yelling it too >more get in on it >mfw the entire gym class is chanting hitler and pointing to the german exchange student 01/14/19(Mon)17:16:49 No.790014011

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Dad beats the shit out of anon | /r/Greentext

10/17/20(Sat)15:37:32 No.838054717 >be me at 15 >share pc with family >dad screams at me >beats me up because I "installed a virus on the pc" >the neighbors call the police because they saw me getting his s--- kicked out Anonymous 20 KB JPG >look at pc >it's the windows 10 update
10/17/20(Sat)15:37:32 No.838054717 >be me at 15 >share pc with family >dad screams at me >beats me up because I "installed a virus on the pc" >the neighbors call the police because they saw me getting his s--- kicked out Anonymous 20 KB JPG >look at pc >it's the windows 10 update

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Anon plays multiplayer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 76 KB JPG 05/21/22(Sat)15:08:21 No.878583922 "Hey anyone got mic?" Turns mic on "No." Refuse to talk rest of game
Anonymous 76 KB JPG 05/21/22(Sat)15:08:21 No.878583922 "Hey anyone got mic?" Turns mic on "No." Refuse to talk rest of game

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Anon shares his evil shenanigans. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 31 KB PNG 08/29/18 (Wed) 20:42:24 No.47814801 >build big block tower >kick it down >hahahahah > >:D
: Anonymous 31 KB PNG 08/29/18 (Wed) 20:42:24 No.47814801 >build big block tower >kick it down >hahahahah > >:D

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Would you like some taco bell? | /r/Greentext

01/08/19(Tue)03:31:42 No.789437948 Anonymous >be me >hunterfag >sitting out in the cold ass swamp at 6 in the morning doing some duck hunting 49 KB JPG >before first light my stomach starts going f------ nuts >ate Taco Bell for breakfast. >realize I'm about to s--- myself >run behind some tall grass, pull waders down so I can s--- >right as I start I hear something move behind me >I turn my head to look >it's a f------ gator >said gator is now covered in my Taco Bell diarrhea Pic related
01/08/19(Tue)03:31:42 No.789437948 Anonymous >be me >hunterfag >sitting out in the cold ass swamp at 6 in the morning doing some duck hunting 49 KB JPG >before first light my stomach starts going f------ nuts >ate Taco Bell for breakfast. >realize I'm about to s--- myself >run behind some tall grass, pull waders down so I can s--- >right as I start I hear something move behind me >I turn my head to look >it's a f------ gator >said gator is now covered in my Taco Bell diarrhea Pic related

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Anon has an unconventional taste in women | /r/Greentext

05/21/22(Sat)13:35:59 No.68716874 : Anonymous 666 KB PNG : Anonymous >>68716874 (OP) # >be 24 >girl I have a crush on is in the 8th grade now >>68716981 # >be 24 >girl I had a crush on in the 8th grade now has a baby 05/21/22(Sat) 13:36:51 No.68716880
05/21/22(Sat)13:35:59 No.68716874 : Anonymous 666 KB PNG : Anonymous >>68716874 (OP) # >be 24 >girl I have a crush on is in the 8th grade now >>68716981 # >be 24 >girl I had a crush on in the 8th grade now has a baby 05/21/22(Sat) 13:36:51 No.68716880

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Anon is vomiting | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous > be me > 18, virgin > typical post soviet doomer > night, sitting at public bank, drank whole bottle of Vodka 53 KB JPG > actually drunk, thinking about my life > my superpower is that I remember everything when I am drunk > see 2 little bit drunk qt3.14s walking > they noticed me and started talking with me > they were really nice > "oh anon there's so cold here lets go to my place" > after she said it I started vomiting > I vomited whole Vodka > "Omg we cant bring him to my place he will vomit my whole bed" > mfw "please girls, I... I cant stay here, theres so cold" > one of them kissed me and wished me good luck > I took contact and one of them wrote me this morning if I am ok > mfw I was so close to f------ Right now I am lying in the bad, headache and I am about to cry. 05/21/22(Sat)11:20:13 No.878561584
: Anonymous > be me > 18, virgin > typical post soviet doomer > night, sitting at public bank, drank whole bottle of Vodka 53 KB JPG > actually drunk, thinking about my life > my superpower is that I remember everything when I am drunk > see 2 little bit drunk qt3.14s walking > they noticed me and started talking with me > they were really nice > "oh anon there's so cold here lets go to my place" > after she said it I started vomiting > I vomited whole Vodka > "Omg we cant bring him to my place he will vomit my whole bed" > mfw "please girls, I... I cant stay here, theres so cold" > one of them kissed me and wished me good luck > I took contact and one of them wrote me this morning if I am ok > mfw I was so close to f------ Right now I am lying in the bad, headache and I am about to cry. 05/21/22(Sat)11:20:13 No.878561584

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Anon has a friendly interaction | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Feels Rad man. 21 KB PNG 07/30/20(Thu)14:51:55 No.83322440 >Be me >Pizza delivery driver >Be delivering to a house at the same time as the mailman >Wave to him >He grins and waves back >We are fellow delivery men >We are brothers
: Anonymous Feels Rad man. 21 KB PNG 07/30/20(Thu)14:51:55 No.83322440 >Be me >Pizza delivery driver >Be delivering to a house at the same time as the mailman >Wave to him >He grins and waves back >We are fellow delivery men >We are brothers

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anon got molested | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/17/18(Fri)22:17:08 No.47576711 [Reply] >be child >get molested >try to tell mom about it >she says everyone gets molested as a child it's not a big deal >grow up >at work >slow day, coworkers getting chatty >talking about more risque subjects >try to bring up child molestation >ask how did everyone get molested as a child >they all freak out >tfw apparently no one gets molested as a child
Anonymous 08/17/18(Fri)22:17:08 No.47576711 [Reply] >be child >get molested >try to tell mom about it >she says everyone gets molested as a child it's not a big deal >grow up >at work >slow day, coworkers getting chatty >talking about more risque subjects >try to bring up child molestation >ask how did everyone get molested as a child >they all freak out >tfw apparently no one gets molested as a child

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Anon has a cat | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >be me >21 >parents in the process of kicking me out cause i got a tattoo >still in college 55 KB JPG >get depressed bc my parents don't talk to me anymore >kitty notices I don't play with him as much, spend more time in bed etc... >kitty stays with me and cuddles >warm and comforting thank you cat 11/25/18(Sun)20:40:36 No.49486873
Anonymous >be me >21 >parents in the process of kicking me out cause i got a tattoo >still in college 55 KB JPG >get depressed bc my parents don't talk to me anymore >kitty notices I don't play with him as much, spend more time in bed etc... >kitty stays with me and cuddles >warm and comforting thank you cat 11/25/18(Sun)20:40:36 No.49486873

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Anon is accurate | /r/Greentext

> hannah @hanalyzed The dating pool for young women is literally - P--- addicts - "Sensitive" guys you have to perform constant emotional labour for - Narcissistic (if not sociopathic) gym bros - Emotionally distant manipulators - Performative "woke" men who still treat women like s--- Anonymous 07/22/20(Wed)23:38:22 No.96910896 So basically > Guys who post 4chan > Guys who post on reddit > Guys who post on instagram > Guys who post on linkedin > Guys who post on twitter
> hannah @hanalyzed The dating pool for young women is literally - P--- addicts - "Sensitive" guys you have to perform constant emotional labour for - Narcissistic (if not sociopathic) gym bros - Emotionally distant manipulators - Performative "woke" men who still treat women like s--- Anonymous 07/22/20(Wed)23:38:22 No.96910896 So basically > Guys who post 4chan > Guys who post on reddit > Guys who post on instagram > Guys who post on linkedin > Guys who post on twitter

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Anon gets lost | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/21/22(Sat)05:44:04 No.878562284 File: realityis.jpg (39 KB, 720x480) >>878561176 (OP) # >be me >be yesterday or last week or something >out somewhere >going somewhere or something >look around >where the f--- am i
Anonymous 05/21/22(Sat)05:44:04 No.878562284 File: realityis.jpg (39 KB, 720x480) >>878561176 (OP) # >be me >be yesterday or last week or something >out somewhere >going somewhere or something >look around >where the f--- am i

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Anon wants to know what the white stuff in soup is | /r/Greentext

Capture.jpg 93 KB JPG What is the white stuff that you commonly see people drizzle into tomato soups and red sauces and stuff. Is it just cream? Anonymous 03/23/20(Mon)10:28:07 No.13817206 >>13817202 (OP) # c-- : Anonymous 03/23/20(Mon)10:28:34 No.13817209 >>13817202 (OP) # >he doesn't know about the soup c--
Capture.jpg 93 KB JPG What is the white stuff that you commonly see people drizzle into tomato soups and red sauces and stuff. Is it just cream? Anonymous 03/23/20(Mon)10:28:07 No.13817206 >>13817202 (OP) # c-- : Anonymous 03/23/20(Mon)10:28:34 No.13817209 >>13817202 (OP) # >he doesn't know about the soup c--

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Anon plays Warhammer 40k | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/26/21 (Sun)20:04:15 No.869372782 ► >>869372993 >>869378511 >>869379634 >>869381295 >>869371487 (OP) > Alright so, hooked up with this girl and she asked if I was cool that she was in an open relationship. No worries, I thought, definitely no attachments, this works. > So she messages and asks if I want to come over, but says her boyfriend's there and it's cool. I had no idea what to expect. > But I did not expect to get there, and get introduced to this guy who's painting his f------ warhammer miniatures >So i get introduced and he asks me some s--- about whether I like his color choice for a bit and then we go to the next room and he keeps painting these things while I bang his girl >Two weeks later she messages and says "there's a group of guys over" and can I come over > So the way she writes I think there's some gangbang and I'm going to legit feel like a p--- star and rush over >I get there and there's some f------ warhammer tournament in her house >Like thirty incels wanting to show me there f------ toys. It was like a f------ reddit meetup >Then literally the only girl there asks me to come to the back room and f--- her t Daddy Hey babe! Come over and f--- me! There'll be tons of dudes though, is that ok? Of course! Time to be a f------ pornstar! Are those two having sex up there again? Who cares about that s--- when there's battles to be won lol Totally, dude. Nice color choice by the way!
Anonymous 12/26/21 (Sun)20:04:15 No.869372782 ► >>869372993 >>869378511 >>869379634 >>869381295 >>869371487 (OP) > Alright so, hooked up with this girl and she asked if I was cool that she was in an open relationship. No worries, I thought, definitely no attachments, this works. > So she messages and asks if I want to come over, but says her boyfriend's there and it's cool. I had no idea what to expect. > But I did not expect to get there, and get introduced to this guy who's painting his f------ warhammer miniatures >So i get introduced and he asks me some s--- about whether I like his color choice for a bit and then we go to the next room and he keeps painting these things while I bang his girl >Two weeks later she messages and says "there's a group of guys over" and can I come over > So the way she writes I think there's some gangbang and I'm going to legit feel like a p--- star and rush over >I get there and there's some f------ warhammer tournament in her house >Like thirty incels wanting to show me there f------ toys. It was like a f------ reddit meetup >Then literally the only girl there asks me to come to the back room and f--- her t Daddy Hey babe! Come over and f--- me! There'll be tons of dudes though, is that ok? Of course! Time to be a f------ pornstar! Are those two having sex up there again? Who cares about that s--- when there's battles to be won lol Totally, dude. Nice color choice by the way!

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Anon is cat | /r/Greentext

05/17/22(Tue)16:15:07 No.168142421 >MEOW MEOW MEOWWW MEOW MEOWW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWWW 05/17/22(Tue)16:21:37 No.168142562 : Anonymous 235 KB JPG : Anonymous >>168142421 (OP) # Go around!! The other door is open!.... F---!!! >>168142909 #
05/17/22(Tue)16:15:07 No.168142421 >MEOW MEOW MEOWWW MEOW MEOWW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWWW 05/17/22(Tue)16:21:37 No.168142562 : Anonymous 235 KB JPG : Anonymous >>168142421 (OP) # Go around!! The other door is open!.... F---!!! >>168142909 #

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Anon vibes | /r/Greentext

File: D2BBB9A2-FC77-4833-9B2B-3(...).png (65 KB, 500x396) O Anonymous 05/21/22(Sat)05:41:28 No.878562207 [Reply] >be me >26 years old, smoked weed daily for 10 years >shoot people down when they tell me to quit >girlfriend constantly insisting we should stop >finally give in >1-2 days in and it's sucks >can't sleep or concentrate >make it to a week >start having more energy >wake up in a better mood >serotonin actually deploys through normal activities\hobbies >feelsgoodman
File: D2BBB9A2-FC77-4833-9B2B-3(...).png (65 KB, 500x396) O Anonymous 05/21/22(Sat)05:41:28 No.878562207 [Reply] >be me >26 years old, smoked weed daily for 10 years >shoot people down when they tell me to quit >girlfriend constantly insisting we should stop >finally give in >1-2 days in and it's sucks >can't sleep or concentrate >make it to a week >start having more energy >wake up in a better mood >serotonin actually deploys through normal activities\hobbies >feelsgoodman

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Anon discover British food | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 7z10MwnH >be me >british 米 >conquer 1/3 of the world for spices >seasoning their food only with salt and water >food taste like a wet drywall 6 KB PNG 05/21/22(Sat)20:42:08 No.15266365
: Anonymous (ID: 7z10MwnH >be me >british 米 >conquer 1/3 of the world for spices >seasoning their food only with salt and water >food taste like a wet drywall 6 KB PNG 05/21/22(Sat)20:42:08 No.15266365

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