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Anon has an unconventional taste in women | /r/Greentext

05/21/22(Sat)13:35:59 No.68716874 : Anonymous 666 KB PNG : Anonymous >>68716874 (OP) # >be 24 >girl I have a crush on is in the 8th grade now >>68716981 # >be 24 >girl I had a crush on in the 8th grade now has a baby 05/21/22(Sat) 13:36:51 No.68716880
05/21/22(Sat)13:35:59 No.68716874 : Anonymous 666 KB PNG : Anonymous >>68716874 (OP) # >be 24 >girl I have a crush on is in the 8th grade now >>68716981 # >be 24 >girl I had a crush on in the 8th grade now has a baby 05/21/22(Sat) 13:36:51 No.68716880

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Anon is vomiting | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous > be me > 18, virgin > typical post soviet doomer > night, sitting at public bank, drank whole bottle of Vodka 53 KB JPG > actually drunk, thinking about my life > my superpower is that I remember everything when I am drunk > see 2 little bit drunk qt3.14s walking > they noticed me and started talking with me > they were really nice > "oh anon there's so cold here lets go to my place" > after she said it I started vomiting > I vomited whole Vodka > "Omg we cant bring him to my place he will vomit my whole bed" > mfw "please girls, I... I cant stay here, theres so cold" > one of them kissed me and wished me good luck > I took contact and one of them wrote me this morning if I am ok > mfw I was so close to f------ Right now I am lying in the bad, headache and I am about to cry. 05/21/22(Sat)11:20:13 No.878561584
: Anonymous > be me > 18, virgin > typical post soviet doomer > night, sitting at public bank, drank whole bottle of Vodka 53 KB JPG > actually drunk, thinking about my life > my superpower is that I remember everything when I am drunk > see 2 little bit drunk qt3.14s walking > they noticed me and started talking with me > they were really nice > "oh anon there's so cold here lets go to my place" > after she said it I started vomiting > I vomited whole Vodka > "Omg we cant bring him to my place he will vomit my whole bed" > mfw "please girls, I... I cant stay here, theres so cold" > one of them kissed me and wished me good luck > I took contact and one of them wrote me this morning if I am ok > mfw I was so close to f------ Right now I am lying in the bad, headache and I am about to cry. 05/21/22(Sat)11:20:13 No.878561584

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Anon has a friendly interaction | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Feels Rad man. 21 KB PNG 07/30/20(Thu)14:51:55 No.83322440 >Be me >Pizza delivery driver >Be delivering to a house at the same time as the mailman >Wave to him >He grins and waves back >We are fellow delivery men >We are brothers
: Anonymous Feels Rad man. 21 KB PNG 07/30/20(Thu)14:51:55 No.83322440 >Be me >Pizza delivery driver >Be delivering to a house at the same time as the mailman >Wave to him >He grins and waves back >We are fellow delivery men >We are brothers

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anon got molested | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/17/18(Fri)22:17:08 No.47576711 [Reply] >be child >get molested >try to tell mom about it >she says everyone gets molested as a child it's not a big deal >grow up >at work >slow day, coworkers getting chatty >talking about more risque subjects >try to bring up child molestation >ask how did everyone get molested as a child >they all freak out >tfw apparently no one gets molested as a child
Anonymous 08/17/18(Fri)22:17:08 No.47576711 [Reply] >be child >get molested >try to tell mom about it >she says everyone gets molested as a child it's not a big deal >grow up >at work >slow day, coworkers getting chatty >talking about more risque subjects >try to bring up child molestation >ask how did everyone get molested as a child >they all freak out >tfw apparently no one gets molested as a child

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Anon has a cat | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >be me >21 >parents in the process of kicking me out cause i got a tattoo >still in college 55 KB JPG >get depressed bc my parents don't talk to me anymore >kitty notices I don't play with him as much, spend more time in bed etc... >kitty stays with me and cuddles >warm and comforting thank you cat 11/25/18(Sun)20:40:36 No.49486873
Anonymous >be me >21 >parents in the process of kicking me out cause i got a tattoo >still in college 55 KB JPG >get depressed bc my parents don't talk to me anymore >kitty notices I don't play with him as much, spend more time in bed etc... >kitty stays with me and cuddles >warm and comforting thank you cat 11/25/18(Sun)20:40:36 No.49486873

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Anon is accurate | /r/Greentext

> hannah @hanalyzed The dating pool for young women is literally - P--- addicts - "Sensitive" guys you have to perform constant emotional labour for - Narcissistic (if not sociopathic) gym bros - Emotionally distant manipulators - Performative "woke" men who still treat women like s--- Anonymous 07/22/20(Wed)23:38:22 No.96910896 So basically > Guys who post 4chan > Guys who post on reddit > Guys who post on instagram > Guys who post on linkedin > Guys who post on twitter
> hannah @hanalyzed The dating pool for young women is literally - P--- addicts - "Sensitive" guys you have to perform constant emotional labour for - Narcissistic (if not sociopathic) gym bros - Emotionally distant manipulators - Performative "woke" men who still treat women like s--- Anonymous 07/22/20(Wed)23:38:22 No.96910896 So basically > Guys who post 4chan > Guys who post on reddit > Guys who post on instagram > Guys who post on linkedin > Guys who post on twitter

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Anon gets lost | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/21/22(Sat)05:44:04 No.878562284 File: realityis.jpg (39 KB, 720x480) >>878561176 (OP) # >be me >be yesterday or last week or something >out somewhere >going somewhere or something >look around >where the f--- am i
Anonymous 05/21/22(Sat)05:44:04 No.878562284 File: realityis.jpg (39 KB, 720x480) >>878561176 (OP) # >be me >be yesterday or last week or something >out somewhere >going somewhere or something >look around >where the f--- am i

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Anon wants to know what the white stuff in soup is | /r/Greentext

Capture.jpg 93 KB JPG What is the white stuff that you commonly see people drizzle into tomato soups and red sauces and stuff. Is it just cream? Anonymous 03/23/20(Mon)10:28:07 No.13817206 >>13817202 (OP) # c-- : Anonymous 03/23/20(Mon)10:28:34 No.13817209 >>13817202 (OP) # >he doesn't know about the soup c--
Capture.jpg 93 KB JPG What is the white stuff that you commonly see people drizzle into tomato soups and red sauces and stuff. Is it just cream? Anonymous 03/23/20(Mon)10:28:07 No.13817206 >>13817202 (OP) # c-- : Anonymous 03/23/20(Mon)10:28:34 No.13817209 >>13817202 (OP) # >he doesn't know about the soup c--

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Anon plays Warhammer 40k | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/26/21 (Sun)20:04:15 No.869372782 ► >>869372993 >>869378511 >>869379634 >>869381295 >>869371487 (OP) > Alright so, hooked up with this girl and she asked if I was cool that she was in an open relationship. No worries, I thought, definitely no attachments, this works. > So she messages and asks if I want to come over, but says her boyfriend's there and it's cool. I had no idea what to expect. > But I did not expect to get there, and get introduced to this guy who's painting his f------ warhammer miniatures >So i get introduced and he asks me some s--- about whether I like his color choice for a bit and then we go to the next room and he keeps painting these things while I bang his girl >Two weeks later she messages and says "there's a group of guys over" and can I come over > So the way she writes I think there's some gangbang and I'm going to legit feel like a p--- star and rush over >I get there and there's some f------ warhammer tournament in her house >Like thirty incels wanting to show me there f------ toys. It was like a f------ reddit meetup >Then literally the only girl there asks me to come to the back room and f--- her t Daddy Hey babe! Come over and f--- me! There'll be tons of dudes though, is that ok? Of course! Time to be a f------ pornstar! Are those two having sex up there again? Who cares about that s--- when there's battles to be won lol Totally, dude. Nice color choice by the way!
Anonymous 12/26/21 (Sun)20:04:15 No.869372782 ► >>869372993 >>869378511 >>869379634 >>869381295 >>869371487 (OP) > Alright so, hooked up with this girl and she asked if I was cool that she was in an open relationship. No worries, I thought, definitely no attachments, this works. > So she messages and asks if I want to come over, but says her boyfriend's there and it's cool. I had no idea what to expect. > But I did not expect to get there, and get introduced to this guy who's painting his f------ warhammer miniatures >So i get introduced and he asks me some s--- about whether I like his color choice for a bit and then we go to the next room and he keeps painting these things while I bang his girl >Two weeks later she messages and says "there's a group of guys over" and can I come over > So the way she writes I think there's some gangbang and I'm going to legit feel like a p--- star and rush over >I get there and there's some f------ warhammer tournament in her house >Like thirty incels wanting to show me there f------ toys. It was like a f------ reddit meetup >Then literally the only girl there asks me to come to the back room and f--- her t Daddy Hey babe! Come over and f--- me! There'll be tons of dudes though, is that ok? Of course! Time to be a f------ pornstar! Are those two having sex up there again? Who cares about that s--- when there's battles to be won lol Totally, dude. Nice color choice by the way!

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Anon is cat | /r/Greentext

05/17/22(Tue)16:15:07 No.168142421 >MEOW MEOW MEOWWW MEOW MEOWW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWWW 05/17/22(Tue)16:21:37 No.168142562 : Anonymous 235 KB JPG : Anonymous >>168142421 (OP) # Go around!! The other door is open!.... F---!!! >>168142909 #
05/17/22(Tue)16:15:07 No.168142421 >MEOW MEOW MEOWWW MEOW MEOWW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWWW 05/17/22(Tue)16:21:37 No.168142562 : Anonymous 235 KB JPG : Anonymous >>168142421 (OP) # Go around!! The other door is open!.... F---!!! >>168142909 #

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Anon vibes | /r/Greentext

File: D2BBB9A2-FC77-4833-9B2B-3(...).png (65 KB, 500x396) O Anonymous 05/21/22(Sat)05:41:28 No.878562207 [Reply] >be me >26 years old, smoked weed daily for 10 years >shoot people down when they tell me to quit >girlfriend constantly insisting we should stop >finally give in >1-2 days in and it's sucks >can't sleep or concentrate >make it to a week >start having more energy >wake up in a better mood >serotonin actually deploys through normal activities\hobbies >feelsgoodman
File: D2BBB9A2-FC77-4833-9B2B-3(...).png (65 KB, 500x396) O Anonymous 05/21/22(Sat)05:41:28 No.878562207 [Reply] >be me >26 years old, smoked weed daily for 10 years >shoot people down when they tell me to quit >girlfriend constantly insisting we should stop >finally give in >1-2 days in and it's sucks >can't sleep or concentrate >make it to a week >start having more energy >wake up in a better mood >serotonin actually deploys through normal activities\hobbies >feelsgoodman

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Anon discover British food | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 7z10MwnH >be me >british 米 >conquer 1/3 of the world for spices >seasoning their food only with salt and water >food taste like a wet drywall 6 KB PNG 05/21/22(Sat)20:42:08 No.15266365
: Anonymous (ID: 7z10MwnH >be me >british 米 >conquer 1/3 of the world for spices >seasoning their food only with salt and water >food taste like a wet drywall 6 KB PNG 05/21/22(Sat)20:42:08 No.15266365

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anon has a point | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ? 86 KB JPG 05/21/22(Sat) 03:23:51 No.878540004 >be me >wake up >eat >work >eat >browse the same three websites repeatedly for 3 hrs >sleep >repeat What the f--- is the point of life?
: Anonymous ? 86 KB JPG 05/21/22(Sat) 03:23:51 No.878540004 >be me >wake up >eat >work >eat >browse the same three websites repeatedly for 3 hrs >sleep >repeat What the f--- is the point of life?

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Anon tries to pick up a girl | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 66845319 21 hr. ago >>66844503 (OP) >doing cardio at gym >qt3.14 on treadmill next to me >ask her if she wants to grab a coffee after her workout >she declined >"Well we had a good run" >force my whole body to become limp >fly backwards off treadmill into the dumbbell rack behind me 8 REPLIES
Anonymous 66845319 21 hr. ago >>66844503 (OP) >doing cardio at gym >qt3.14 on treadmill next to me >ask her if she wants to grab a coffee after her workout >she declined >"Well we had a good run" >force my whole body to become limp >fly backwards off treadmill into the dumbbell rack behind me 8 REPLIES

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Anon can return to theaters | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous LADbible Australia LAD BIBLE AUSTRALIA 2d. The Marvel comic book writer will now be able to keep up his cameo appearances from beyond the grave. 439 LAD BIBLE AUSTRALIA U.S.MAIL MARVEL SIGNS DEAL TO HAVE C.G.I STAN LEE APPEAR IN FUTURE FILMS 56EF6ED1-3ED2-4DB7-A0A6-C9B6E8DCBABE.jpg 1.59 MB JPG >Ah finally, I can rest easy knowing I can come in the theaters again 05/20/22(Fri)23:11:21 No.878548315
: Anonymous LADbible Australia LAD BIBLE AUSTRALIA 2d. The Marvel comic book writer will now be able to keep up his cameo appearances from beyond the grave. 439 LAD BIBLE AUSTRALIA U.S.MAIL MARVEL SIGNS DEAL TO HAVE C.G.I STAN LEE APPEAR IN FUTURE FILMS 56EF6ED1-3ED2-4DB7-A0A6-C9B6E8DCBABE.jpg 1.59 MB JPG >Ah finally, I can rest easy knowing I can come in the theaters again 05/20/22(Fri)23:11:21 No.878548315

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anon hates this generation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)17:15:05 No.854186812 Zoomers >lets goooo >finna >no cap >vibing 103 KB JPG >rn >fr >ion 42 Replies / 9 Images View Thread
Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)17:15:05 No.854186812 Zoomers >lets goooo >finna >no cap >vibing 103 KB JPG >rn >fr >ion 42 Replies / 9 Images View Thread

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I pray this was not posted yet lmao | /r/Greentext

12/29/18(Sat)18:31:43 No.788513303 >be me 17 today >into erotic hypnosis >Family out to dinner obviously didn't invite my autistic ass >thisismynight.pepe >get completely nakey >lay on bed and play some thot hypnotisis audio on speaker : Anonymous 23 KB JPG >Dropse me in a trance >Turns out to be some femdom sissy s--- >asks me to lick p---- >Ofukyea.kek >the whole time I'm so aroused my pp leaking c-- >She finally commands me to c-- >Best orgasm of my life >open eyes >mom is sobbing on the floor >Dad is screaming about how I was jamming my tongue in n out >Never heard them come in cuz in trance >They both ignore me around the house >What do /b/?
12/29/18(Sat)18:31:43 No.788513303 >be me 17 today >into erotic hypnosis >Family out to dinner obviously didn't invite my autistic ass >thisismynight.pepe >get completely nakey >lay on bed and play some thot hypnotisis audio on speaker : Anonymous 23 KB JPG >Dropse me in a trance >Turns out to be some femdom sissy s--- >asks me to lick p---- >Ofukyea.kek >the whole time I'm so aroused my pp leaking c-- >She finally commands me to c-- >Best orgasm of my life >open eyes >mom is sobbing on the floor >Dad is screaming about how I was jamming my tongue in n out >Never heard them come in cuz in trance >They both ignore me around the house >What do /b/?

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Anon has an announcement | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)07:14:07 No.4142940 I 676677.jpg 26 KB JPG *ahem* Everyone, I have an announcement to make. 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)07:14:48 No.4142941 7687878.png 183 KB PNG *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop*
: Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)07:14:07 No.4142940 I 676677.jpg 26 KB JPG *ahem* Everyone, I have an announcement to make. 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)07:14:48 No.4142941 7687878.png 183 KB PNG *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop*

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Anon and goose | /r/Greentext

>be me, 4th grade >be kid no one likes >at recess, a------ kids offer me 5 dollars to bitchslap a goose on the playground 20 KB JPG >hell yeah pokemon card money >run up to goose, and slap that f----- >goose goes a------, and begins to attack me >start screaming and running like a bitch >goose chases >I turn around, and grab the f------ throat, and spin it around like mario in mario 64 >pic related >never did get my 5 dollars *x 700 #120
>be me, 4th grade >be kid no one likes >at recess, a------ kids offer me 5 dollars to bitchslap a goose on the playground 20 KB JPG >hell yeah pokemon card money >run up to goose, and slap that f----- >goose goes a------, and begins to attack me >start screaming and running like a bitch >goose chases >I turn around, and grab the f------ throat, and spin it around like mario in mario 64 >pic related >never did get my 5 dollars *x 700 #120

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Anon‘s girlfriend won‘t stop farting | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: qcqw+HFF) 167 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 7/3bbaXz Best thread on 4chan right now >>267225105 # 07/09/20(Thu)23:57:38 No.267224774 >gf keep farting during sex >i tell her to stop >stop what >stop farting >im not farting >keep f------ her >she keeps farting 07/10/20(Fri)00:00:08 No.267225026
Anonymous (ID: qcqw+HFF) 167 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 7/3bbaXz Best thread on 4chan right now >>267225105 # 07/09/20(Thu)23:57:38 No.267224774 >gf keep farting during sex >i tell her to stop >stop what >stop farting >im not farting >keep f------ her >she keeps farting 07/10/20(Fri)00:00:08 No.267225026

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