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Anon makes magic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 49 KB JPG 03/08/22(Tue)10:34:23 No. >rub magic paper on your ass >s--- just goes away Yeah f------ right.
: Anonymous 49 KB JPG 03/08/22(Tue)10:34:23 No. >rub magic paper on your ass >s--- just goes away Yeah f------ right.

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Anon cringes at his past | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)10:13:16 No.68757419 >posted some things online years ago when I was a dumb teenager that could be traced back to my real identity >not even anything career-ruining, edgy, pornographic, etc 55 KB JPG >just talking about being ugly, depressed, and unable to get a girlfriend >still randomly get paranoid that someone will find it and judge me for it
Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)10:13:16 No.68757419 >posted some things online years ago when I was a dumb teenager that could be traced back to my real identity >not even anything career-ruining, edgy, pornographic, etc 55 KB JPG >just talking about being ugly, depressed, and unable to get a girlfriend >still randomly get paranoid that someone will find it and judge me for it

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Anon is in a vicious cycle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 61 KB JPG 12/13/20(Sun)18:54:51 No.61363850 >I post the frog >they see the frog and get mad >they say mean things to me >I get sad >i want to feel happy again >frog makes me happy >I post the frog
: Anonymous 61 KB JPG 12/13/20(Sun)18:54:51 No.61363850 >I post the frog >they see the frog and get mad >they say mean things to me >I get sad >i want to feel happy again >frog makes me happy >I post the frog

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You come at the king, you best not miss | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)15:08:02 No.62662469 >be me 5'10 >at party chatting to 3 qts and a 6'1 lanklet know his height cos we used to play sports together 33 KB JPG >qts ask lanklet how tall he is >"i'm 5'11" bastard gives me the biggest s--- eating grin >qts turn to me >jump in before they can ask me >"that's not possible i'm 5'6 so you gotta be 5'9 at at most" >qts burst out laughing, lanklet starts spurting that he's actually 6'1 >"no way why would anon lie about being 5'6" Dont f--- with me lanklets i can bring you down to my level
Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)15:08:02 No.62662469 >be me 5'10 >at party chatting to 3 qts and a 6'1 lanklet know his height cos we used to play sports together 33 KB JPG >qts ask lanklet how tall he is >"i'm 5'11" bastard gives me the biggest s--- eating grin >qts turn to me >jump in before they can ask me >"that's not possible i'm 5'6 so you gotta be 5'9 at at most" >qts burst out laughing, lanklet starts spurting that he's actually 6'1 >"no way why would anon lie about being 5'6" Dont f--- with me lanklets i can bring you down to my level

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anon destroys his lust | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 9 KB JPG 05/23/22(Mon)22:56:38 No.878740347 Please help.. How can I get rid of all sexual desires? It's making me super suicidal. Not joking. The intensity of the hormones along with the fact that no one could ever love me is ripping my brain to 05/23/22(Mon)22:58:40 No.878740458 05/23/22(Mon)22:59:23 No.878740491 shreds : Anonymous >>878740347 (OP) # buddhism, meditation, and kung fu : Anonymous >>878740347 (OP) # become a monk of self discipline
: Anonymous 9 KB JPG 05/23/22(Mon)22:56:38 No.878740347 Please help.. How can I get rid of all sexual desires? It's making me super suicidal. Not joking. The intensity of the hormones along with the fact that no one could ever love me is ripping my brain to 05/23/22(Mon)22:58:40 No.878740458 05/23/22(Mon)22:59:23 No.878740491 shreds : Anonymous >>878740347 (OP) # buddhism, meditation, and kung fu : Anonymous >>878740347 (OP) # become a monk of self discipline

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Anon's a scumbag | /r/Greentext

Okay here goes. >married five years >four years ago we bought a house together >six months later I start f------ the woman next door 369 KB JPG >wife and I are in our early 30s, neighbor is 26 >a year later neighbor gets pregnant >whoopsie >she doesn't want an abortion, says she will keep quiet and raise the child >she has a good job and her family has money so l trust her on this >she has the kid, a boy, kind of looks like me (gee I wonder why) >wife tells me neighbor has a baby >wife goes and meets neighbor and baby >wife becomes friends with neighbor and spends time with baby >we babysit when neighbor has to work late or spend time with friends >wife starts getting baby envy, wants one of her own now >"our baby can grow up with Anonette's baby and they can play together!" >two years ago wife gets preggo >it's a girl That was a little over a year ago. Currently: >wife and I spend an increasing amount of time with neighbor lady and my son >wife encourages me to spend time with the boy because "he needs a father figure" >we babysit for neighbor, she babysits for us >neighbor tells me that if wife ever leaves me she will be there for me (still f------ her)
Okay here goes. >married five years >four years ago we bought a house together >six months later I start f------ the woman next door 369 KB JPG >wife and I are in our early 30s, neighbor is 26 >a year later neighbor gets pregnant >whoopsie >she doesn't want an abortion, says she will keep quiet and raise the child >she has a good job and her family has money so l trust her on this >she has the kid, a boy, kind of looks like me (gee I wonder why) >wife tells me neighbor has a baby >wife goes and meets neighbor and baby >wife becomes friends with neighbor and spends time with baby >we babysit when neighbor has to work late or spend time with friends >wife starts getting baby envy, wants one of her own now >"our baby can grow up with Anonette's baby and they can play together!" >two years ago wife gets preggo >it's a girl That was a little over a year ago. Currently: >wife and I spend an increasing amount of time with neighbor lady and my son >wife encourages me to spend time with the boy because "he needs a father figure" >we babysit for neighbor, she babysits for us >neighbor tells me that if wife ever leaves me she will be there for me (still f------ her)

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Anon makes a realization | /r/Greentext

File: first black president.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) Anonymous (ID: toWldaty Reply] ► >played jazz sax >could reliably hoop a free throw >ordered fried chicken on every Airforce One flight >almost lost his job over some phat white ass Was Bill Clinton the first black president? 02/06/18(Tue)23:25:28 No.159548327
File: first black president.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) Anonymous (ID: toWldaty Reply] ► >played jazz sax >could reliably hoop a free throw >ordered fried chicken on every Airforce One flight >almost lost his job over some phat white ass Was Bill Clinton the first black president? 02/06/18(Tue)23:25:28 No.159548327

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Anon was addicted | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 2zuVFH5C) 04/17/17(Mon)02: >>121481408 >lay in hospital bed >family is surrounding you >everyone crying >let out your tear >life is flashing through your eyes >50 years of hardcore p--- in 1 millisecond >nut all over everyone >your last words are "s---" >let out last breath >die this is why you all need to stop watching p---.
Anonymous (ID: 2zuVFH5C) 04/17/17(Mon)02: >>121481408 >lay in hospital bed >family is surrounding you >everyone crying >let out your tear >life is flashing through your eyes >50 years of hardcore p--- in 1 millisecond >nut all over everyone >your last words are "s---" >let out last breath >die this is why you all need to stop watching p---.

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Anon is based | /r/Greentext

Anonymous J TikTok 02/03/22(Thu)12:19:58 No.24319619 i wanna ruin some conservative dad's life by manhandling his fem son in front of him and his son is in on it 387 KB JPG
Anonymous J TikTok 02/03/22(Thu)12:19:58 No.24319619 i wanna ruin some conservative dad's life by manhandling his fem son in front of him and his son is in on it 387 KB JPG

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God’s work | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/21/19(Sat) 14: Anonymous 09/21/19(Sat) >>810049541 (OP) You're doing god's work >I made a woman cry
Anonymous 09/21/19(Sat) 14: Anonymous 09/21/19(Sat) >>810049541 (OP) You're doing god's work >I made a woman cry

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Anon gets his revenge | /r/Greentext

05/24/22(Tue)09:32:32 No.68757162 Anonymous Autism >be me in the 4th grade Please be patient I have m >summer, cleaning the school yard >there's big nut-tree in the yard >classmates throw nuts in each other and have fun 37 KB JPG >one girl throws dirty nut in me and my white t-shirt is ruined >autism kicks in >imagine myself as Snake from mgs on the mission >sneak past the teacher who was looking after us >get a shovel without permission >dig out a big chunk of mud >yell out girl's name >she turns towards me >throw it at her >hit her face >she starts screaming and crying >everyone is looking at me >autism kicks in 2.0 >remember what dad often says when he argues with mother >say "this is what you get for f------ with me, stupid hag"
05/24/22(Tue)09:32:32 No.68757162 Anonymous Autism >be me in the 4th grade Please be patient I have m >summer, cleaning the school yard >there's big nut-tree in the yard >classmates throw nuts in each other and have fun 37 KB JPG >one girl throws dirty nut in me and my white t-shirt is ruined >autism kicks in >imagine myself as Snake from mgs on the mission >sneak past the teacher who was looking after us >get a shovel without permission >dig out a big chunk of mud >yell out girl's name >she turns towards me >throw it at her >hit her face >she starts screaming and crying >everyone is looking at me >autism kicks in 2.0 >remember what dad often says when he argues with mother >say "this is what you get for f------ with me, stupid hag"

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anon doesn't know microwaves are allergic to metal | /r/Greentext

>>655138144 (OP) Why do my spaghetti-Os keep making lightning?
>>655138144 (OP) Why do my spaghetti-Os keep making lightning?

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The brain of Anon is reset to factory settings. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/14/21(Thu)22:40:34 No.865002583 >Been jacking off to increasingly weird s--- as of late >piss drinking >prostate orgasms >arm pit licking >femdom c-- eating 73 KB JPG >randomly get the urge to watch two cute girls in bikinis kissing >blow the biggest load of the last six months Did my brain just do a factory reset? 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 10/14/21(Thu)22:40:34 No.865002583 >Been jacking off to increasingly weird s--- as of late >piss drinking >prostate orgasms >arm pit licking >femdom c-- eating 73 KB JPG >randomly get the urge to watch two cute girls in bikinis kissing >blow the biggest load of the last six months Did my brain just do a factory reset? 2 Replies View Thread

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Anon live in 3rd world country | /r/Greentext

05/24/22(Tue)12:39:26 No.165199250 : Anonymous >be me >indofag >consider as 3rd world country >average monthly salary is $285, some province are even lower >the lowest province minimum wage in this country are $128 a month 647 KB PNG >have cheap universal Healthcare ( $2.5 a month) >gasoline cost $0.5 per litre >have thousands of ethnic, languages and tons of diversity culture >no conflict between ethnic or clan cuz solidarity is motto of this country >no lgbtq b------- cuz most of people it's conservative >no potential war cuz my country its far from Ukraine and Middle East >everything grow in here even Rock and stick, so food are pretty cheap and tasty cuz lot of spices >hey maybe live in this country ain't that bad How your live in your country anon?
05/24/22(Tue)12:39:26 No.165199250 : Anonymous >be me >indofag >consider as 3rd world country >average monthly salary is $285, some province are even lower >the lowest province minimum wage in this country are $128 a month 647 KB PNG >have cheap universal Healthcare ( $2.5 a month) >gasoline cost $0.5 per litre >have thousands of ethnic, languages and tons of diversity culture >no conflict between ethnic or clan cuz solidarity is motto of this country >no lgbtq b------- cuz most of people it's conservative >no potential war cuz my country its far from Ukraine and Middle East >everything grow in here even Rock and stick, so food are pretty cheap and tasty cuz lot of spices >hey maybe live in this country ain't that bad How your live in your country anon?

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Journey of a hydrogen atom | /r/Greentext

>be a hydrogen atom >Form a star >Star explodes >Float around >Help form another star >Star explodes >Float.jpg >Third Time Is The Charm >Finally get fused into helium with 3 of my hydrogen bros >Become Photon >Bounce around the star for 10 MILLION YEARS >Glorious escape! >I'm going towards a rocky planet close to this star >By some miracle strike a chlorophyll in an algae >Become sugar! >The algae dies, floats to the bottom of the ocean >Accumulate.jpg >Sink into the ground, compressed from above, heated from below >Become crude oil >500 million years pass >Be pumped to surface >Be oxidized >Energy heats water >Steam spins a turbine >Become electricity >Move lithium ions to anode >Energy is released >Travel through a complex network of gates >Cause LED to release a single photon >It's furry p---
>be a hydrogen atom >Form a star >Star explodes >Float around >Help form another star >Star explodes >Float.jpg >Third Time Is The Charm >Finally get fused into helium with 3 of my hydrogen bros >Become Photon >Bounce around the star for 10 MILLION YEARS >Glorious escape! >I'm going towards a rocky planet close to this star >By some miracle strike a chlorophyll in an algae >Become sugar! >The algae dies, floats to the bottom of the ocean >Accumulate.jpg >Sink into the ground, compressed from above, heated from below >Become crude oil >500 million years pass >Be pumped to surface >Be oxidized >Energy heats water >Steam spins a turbine >Become electricity >Move lithium ions to anode >Energy is released >Travel through a complex network of gates >Cause LED to release a single photon >It's furry p---

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anon loves predator | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)16:08:57 No.873686677 >watch Predator for the first time when I was 10 >think the predator is badass >get Xbox live >think of cool gamer tag >xxTheChildPredatorxx 255 KB JPG >nobody adds my friend requests >haven't the slightest clue why The fear I must have invoked in the hearts of parents when I sent their kids friend requests was probably astounding
Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)16:08:57 No.873686677 >watch Predator for the first time when I was 10 >think the predator is badass >get Xbox live >think of cool gamer tag >xxTheChildPredatorxx 255 KB JPG >nobody adds my friend requests >haven't the slightest clue why The fear I must have invoked in the hearts of parents when I sent their kids friend requests was probably astounding

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New Ethics Question: Sexbots- Should They Be Legal? | /r/Greentext

AI sex robots will turn down steamy encounters 'if they're not in the mood' or are being treated with disrespect, claims inventor By Phoebe Weston For Mailonline 11:20 BST 18 Jun 2018, updated 12:17 BST 18 Jun 2018 anti_rape_sex_robots.png 161 KB PNG 195 Replies / 50 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/20/18(Wed)15:12:41 No.421221503 >Make sex robots >Make them like normal woman If I wanted to suffer I would go with a human you f------ mongoloids.
AI sex robots will turn down steamy encounters 'if they're not in the mood' or are being treated with disrespect, claims inventor By Phoebe Weston For Mailonline 11:20 BST 18 Jun 2018, updated 12:17 BST 18 Jun 2018 anti_rape_sex_robots.png 161 KB PNG 195 Replies / 50 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/20/18(Wed)15:12:41 No.421221503 >Make sex robots >Make them like normal woman If I wanted to suffer I would go with a human you f------ mongoloids.

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Anon skips the filler | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The school parts of Bleach are(...) >watch Bleach >skip past all of the action / story stuff >exclusively watch the slice-of-life school parts with Ichigo and his friends 33 KB JPG >don't bother with any of the supernatural ghost hunting business 04/02/22(Sat)20:28:53 No.236144851
Anonymous The school parts of Bleach are(...) >watch Bleach >skip past all of the action / story stuff >exclusively watch the slice-of-life school parts with Ichigo and his friends 33 KB JPG >don't bother with any of the supernatural ghost hunting business 04/02/22(Sat)20:28:53 No.236144851

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anon is a genius | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/21 (Sun)06:53:11 No.64616362 >Be Coomer >Randomly get horny and fap to Hentai whenever I'm alone. >Realize this is a giant waste of my sperm. 27 KB JPG >Get depressed after making the coom. >Suddenly remember Sperm Banks are a thing >The very next week i go to the bank of coom >Nervous because this place is literally a building where people congregate to fap and mildly grossed out sitting in waiting room. >I sign some docs, be shown to a private room, and told by nurse helper lady to commence the coom. >i literally did not fap for one whole week prior to this. >pull out phone, load up fav pics & video clips of Yukiko Minase & Hiroko Takashiro from Bible Black. >The coom commences. >Blow giant load into cup. >Walk out, get paid $150. I now make $1,500 a week, why the f--- are you staying home wasting your life away?
: Anonymous 07/18/21 (Sun)06:53:11 No.64616362 >Be Coomer >Randomly get horny and fap to Hentai whenever I'm alone. >Realize this is a giant waste of my sperm. 27 KB JPG >Get depressed after making the coom. >Suddenly remember Sperm Banks are a thing >The very next week i go to the bank of coom >Nervous because this place is literally a building where people congregate to fap and mildly grossed out sitting in waiting room. >I sign some docs, be shown to a private room, and told by nurse helper lady to commence the coom. >i literally did not fap for one whole week prior to this. >pull out phone, load up fav pics & video clips of Yukiko Minase & Hiroko Takashiro from Bible Black. >The coom commences. >Blow giant load into cup. >Walk out, get paid $150. I now make $1,500 a week, why the f--- are you staying home wasting your life away?

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Arby's adds the burger | /r/Greentext

Arby's Arby's is adding a hamburger to its menu for the first time ever . ST It's a Southern Thing 4h Adobe_20220523_145924.jpg 115 KB JPG >we're in the end times :
Arby's Arby's is adding a hamburger to its menu for the first time ever . ST It's a Southern Thing 4h Adobe_20220523_145924.jpg 115 KB JPG >we're in the end times :

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