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Anonymous J TikTok 02/03/22(Thu)12:19:58 No.24319619 i wanna ruin some conservative dad's life by manhandling his fem son in front of him and his son is in on it 387 KB JPG
Anonymous J TikTok 02/03/22(Thu)12:19:58 No.24319619 i wanna ruin some conservative dad's life by manhandling his fem son in front of him and his son is in on it 387 KB JPG

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God’s work | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/21/19(Sat) 14: Anonymous 09/21/19(Sat) >>810049541 (OP) You're doing god's work >I made a woman cry
Anonymous 09/21/19(Sat) 14: Anonymous 09/21/19(Sat) >>810049541 (OP) You're doing god's work >I made a woman cry

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Anon gets his revenge | /r/Greentext

05/24/22(Tue)09:32:32 No.68757162 Anonymous Autism >be me in the 4th grade Please be patient I have m >summer, cleaning the school yard >there's big nut-tree in the yard >classmates throw nuts in each other and have fun 37 KB JPG >one girl throws dirty nut in me and my white t-shirt is ruined >autism kicks in >imagine myself as Snake from mgs on the mission >sneak past the teacher who was looking after us >get a shovel without permission >dig out a big chunk of mud >yell out girl's name >she turns towards me >throw it at her >hit her face >she starts screaming and crying >everyone is looking at me >autism kicks in 2.0 >remember what dad often says when he argues with mother >say "this is what you get for f------ with me, stupid hag"
05/24/22(Tue)09:32:32 No.68757162 Anonymous Autism >be me in the 4th grade Please be patient I have m >summer, cleaning the school yard >there's big nut-tree in the yard >classmates throw nuts in each other and have fun 37 KB JPG >one girl throws dirty nut in me and my white t-shirt is ruined >autism kicks in >imagine myself as Snake from mgs on the mission >sneak past the teacher who was looking after us >get a shovel without permission >dig out a big chunk of mud >yell out girl's name >she turns towards me >throw it at her >hit her face >she starts screaming and crying >everyone is looking at me >autism kicks in 2.0 >remember what dad often says when he argues with mother >say "this is what you get for f------ with me, stupid hag"

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anon doesn't know microwaves are allergic to metal | /r/Greentext

>>655138144 (OP) Why do my spaghetti-Os keep making lightning?
>>655138144 (OP) Why do my spaghetti-Os keep making lightning?

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The brain of Anon is reset to factory settings. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/14/21(Thu)22:40:34 No.865002583 >Been jacking off to increasingly weird s--- as of late >piss drinking >prostate orgasms >arm pit licking >femdom c-- eating 73 KB JPG >randomly get the urge to watch two cute girls in bikinis kissing >blow the biggest load of the last six months Did my brain just do a factory reset? 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 10/14/21(Thu)22:40:34 No.865002583 >Been jacking off to increasingly weird s--- as of late >piss drinking >prostate orgasms >arm pit licking >femdom c-- eating 73 KB JPG >randomly get the urge to watch two cute girls in bikinis kissing >blow the biggest load of the last six months Did my brain just do a factory reset? 2 Replies View Thread

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Anon live in 3rd world country | /r/Greentext

05/24/22(Tue)12:39:26 No.165199250 : Anonymous >be me >indofag >consider as 3rd world country >average monthly salary is $285, some province are even lower >the lowest province minimum wage in this country are $128 a month 647 KB PNG >have cheap universal Healthcare ( $2.5 a month) >gasoline cost $0.5 per litre >have thousands of ethnic, languages and tons of diversity culture >no conflict between ethnic or clan cuz solidarity is motto of this country >no lgbtq b------- cuz most of people it's conservative >no potential war cuz my country its far from Ukraine and Middle East >everything grow in here even Rock and stick, so food are pretty cheap and tasty cuz lot of spices >hey maybe live in this country ain't that bad How your live in your country anon?
05/24/22(Tue)12:39:26 No.165199250 : Anonymous >be me >indofag >consider as 3rd world country >average monthly salary is $285, some province are even lower >the lowest province minimum wage in this country are $128 a month 647 KB PNG >have cheap universal Healthcare ( $2.5 a month) >gasoline cost $0.5 per litre >have thousands of ethnic, languages and tons of diversity culture >no conflict between ethnic or clan cuz solidarity is motto of this country >no lgbtq b------- cuz most of people it's conservative >no potential war cuz my country its far from Ukraine and Middle East >everything grow in here even Rock and stick, so food are pretty cheap and tasty cuz lot of spices >hey maybe live in this country ain't that bad How your live in your country anon?

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Journey of a hydrogen atom | /r/Greentext

>be a hydrogen atom >Form a star >Star explodes >Float around >Help form another star >Star explodes >Float.jpg >Third Time Is The Charm >Finally get fused into helium with 3 of my hydrogen bros >Become Photon >Bounce around the star for 10 MILLION YEARS >Glorious escape! >I'm going towards a rocky planet close to this star >By some miracle strike a chlorophyll in an algae >Become sugar! >The algae dies, floats to the bottom of the ocean >Accumulate.jpg >Sink into the ground, compressed from above, heated from below >Become crude oil >500 million years pass >Be pumped to surface >Be oxidized >Energy heats water >Steam spins a turbine >Become electricity >Move lithium ions to anode >Energy is released >Travel through a complex network of gates >Cause LED to release a single photon >It's furry p---
>be a hydrogen atom >Form a star >Star explodes >Float around >Help form another star >Star explodes >Float.jpg >Third Time Is The Charm >Finally get fused into helium with 3 of my hydrogen bros >Become Photon >Bounce around the star for 10 MILLION YEARS >Glorious escape! >I'm going towards a rocky planet close to this star >By some miracle strike a chlorophyll in an algae >Become sugar! >The algae dies, floats to the bottom of the ocean >Accumulate.jpg >Sink into the ground, compressed from above, heated from below >Become crude oil >500 million years pass >Be pumped to surface >Be oxidized >Energy heats water >Steam spins a turbine >Become electricity >Move lithium ions to anode >Energy is released >Travel through a complex network of gates >Cause LED to release a single photon >It's furry p---

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anon loves predator | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)16:08:57 No.873686677 >watch Predator for the first time when I was 10 >think the predator is badass >get Xbox live >think of cool gamer tag >xxTheChildPredatorxx 255 KB JPG >nobody adds my friend requests >haven't the slightest clue why The fear I must have invoked in the hearts of parents when I sent their kids friend requests was probably astounding
Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)16:08:57 No.873686677 >watch Predator for the first time when I was 10 >think the predator is badass >get Xbox live >think of cool gamer tag >xxTheChildPredatorxx 255 KB JPG >nobody adds my friend requests >haven't the slightest clue why The fear I must have invoked in the hearts of parents when I sent their kids friend requests was probably astounding

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New Ethics Question: Sexbots- Should They Be Legal? | /r/Greentext

AI sex robots will turn down steamy encounters 'if they're not in the mood' or are being treated with disrespect, claims inventor By Phoebe Weston For Mailonline 11:20 BST 18 Jun 2018, updated 12:17 BST 18 Jun 2018 anti_rape_sex_robots.png 161 KB PNG 195 Replies / 50 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/20/18(Wed)15:12:41 No.421221503 >Make sex robots >Make them like normal woman If I wanted to suffer I would go with a human you f------ mongoloids.
AI sex robots will turn down steamy encounters 'if they're not in the mood' or are being treated with disrespect, claims inventor By Phoebe Weston For Mailonline 11:20 BST 18 Jun 2018, updated 12:17 BST 18 Jun 2018 anti_rape_sex_robots.png 161 KB PNG 195 Replies / 50 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/20/18(Wed)15:12:41 No.421221503 >Make sex robots >Make them like normal woman If I wanted to suffer I would go with a human you f------ mongoloids.

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Anon skips the filler | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The school parts of Bleach are(...) >watch Bleach >skip past all of the action / story stuff >exclusively watch the slice-of-life school parts with Ichigo and his friends 33 KB JPG >don't bother with any of the supernatural ghost hunting business 04/02/22(Sat)20:28:53 No.236144851
Anonymous The school parts of Bleach are(...) >watch Bleach >skip past all of the action / story stuff >exclusively watch the slice-of-life school parts with Ichigo and his friends 33 KB JPG >don't bother with any of the supernatural ghost hunting business 04/02/22(Sat)20:28:53 No.236144851

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anon is a genius | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/21 (Sun)06:53:11 No.64616362 >Be Coomer >Randomly get horny and fap to Hentai whenever I'm alone. >Realize this is a giant waste of my sperm. 27 KB JPG >Get depressed after making the coom. >Suddenly remember Sperm Banks are a thing >The very next week i go to the bank of coom >Nervous because this place is literally a building where people congregate to fap and mildly grossed out sitting in waiting room. >I sign some docs, be shown to a private room, and told by nurse helper lady to commence the coom. >i literally did not fap for one whole week prior to this. >pull out phone, load up fav pics & video clips of Yukiko Minase & Hiroko Takashiro from Bible Black. >The coom commences. >Blow giant load into cup. >Walk out, get paid $150. I now make $1,500 a week, why the f--- are you staying home wasting your life away?
: Anonymous 07/18/21 (Sun)06:53:11 No.64616362 >Be Coomer >Randomly get horny and fap to Hentai whenever I'm alone. >Realize this is a giant waste of my sperm. 27 KB JPG >Get depressed after making the coom. >Suddenly remember Sperm Banks are a thing >The very next week i go to the bank of coom >Nervous because this place is literally a building where people congregate to fap and mildly grossed out sitting in waiting room. >I sign some docs, be shown to a private room, and told by nurse helper lady to commence the coom. >i literally did not fap for one whole week prior to this. >pull out phone, load up fav pics & video clips of Yukiko Minase & Hiroko Takashiro from Bible Black. >The coom commences. >Blow giant load into cup. >Walk out, get paid $150. I now make $1,500 a week, why the f--- are you staying home wasting your life away?

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Arby's adds the burger | /r/Greentext

Arby's Arby's is adding a hamburger to its menu for the first time ever . ST It's a Southern Thing 4h Adobe_20220523_145924.jpg 115 KB JPG >we're in the end times :
Arby's Arby's is adding a hamburger to its menu for the first time ever . ST It's a Southern Thing 4h Adobe_20220523_145924.jpg 115 KB JPG >we're in the end times :

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Never been into dieting until now | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)17:42:04 No.24602366 Anyone else /cummaxxing/? >Construct my diet exclusively around making my c-- taste as thick and delicious as possible >Max out on high-fructose fruits; chug down pineapple, blueberries, plums, kiwis etc. regularly 144 KB JPG >Cut out caffeine, drink only decaf Chai lattes with almond milk >No meat, no dairy, going practically vegan to remove seminal unpleasantries >No smoking, no alcohol, as both could damage the pure taste >Frequent doses of Zinc supplements for maximum load size and thickness With any luck my seminal fluids will within weeks become the sticky white ambrosia of the gods. Girls, femboys, and c------ twinks will come from miles around just for the chance to drink from my fountain of youth.
: Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)17:42:04 No.24602366 Anyone else /cummaxxing/? >Construct my diet exclusively around making my c-- taste as thick and delicious as possible >Max out on high-fructose fruits; chug down pineapple, blueberries, plums, kiwis etc. regularly 144 KB JPG >Cut out caffeine, drink only decaf Chai lattes with almond milk >No meat, no dairy, going practically vegan to remove seminal unpleasantries >No smoking, no alcohol, as both could damage the pure taste >Frequent doses of Zinc supplements for maximum load size and thickness With any luck my seminal fluids will within weeks become the sticky white ambrosia of the gods. Girls, femboys, and c------ twinks will come from miles around just for the chance to drink from my fountain of youth.

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NAnon explains the rule of the interwebz | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/28/20(Mon)15:24:15 No.139971074 Goose.jpg 289 KB JPG >See that guy posted the letter N, now I have to reply to him with the letter I
: Anonymous 09/28/20(Mon)15:24:15 No.139971074 Goose.jpg 289 KB JPG >See that guy posted the letter N, now I have to reply to him with the letter I

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Anon has a car | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous E file.png 75 KB PNG >genie light comes on >wish for infinite wishes >engine explodes shouldnt have tried to fool him >>25439915 # >>25441515 # >>25444652 # >>25447053 # >>25455269 # 05/04/22(Wed)19:00:06 No.2543988
: Anonymous E file.png 75 KB PNG >genie light comes on >wish for infinite wishes >engine explodes shouldnt have tried to fool him >>25439915 # >>25441515 # >>25444652 # >>25447053 # >>25455269 # 05/04/22(Wed)19:00:06 No.2543988

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And they all lived happily ever after | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.643300058 1 minute ago >Be me >Best friend and I move into a house together >Neither of us have GFs >F--- each other because it's better than masturbating >Decide to get married for tax benefits >Adopt a kid to be our little bro >One day while we f--- our balls touch >He doesnt stop and say "no h---" Am I married to a f-----? How do I tell our son?
Anonymous No.643300058 1 minute ago >Be me >Best friend and I move into a house together >Neither of us have GFs >F--- each other because it's better than masturbating >Decide to get married for tax benefits >Adopt a kid to be our little bro >One day while we f--- our balls touch >He doesnt stop and say "no h---" Am I married to a f-----? How do I tell our son?

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Anon gets called poor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/16/20(Fri)09:10:56 No.837992032 >Finally get a brand new phone after years >Galaxy S20 Ultra >S--- costed me $1400 >disposableincome.gif >Decide to f--- around on /b/ for s---- and giggles 83 KB JPG >Haven't been there for a couple of months >Decide to start a thread on /g/ about the best new smartphones >Casually mention my new S20 Ultra >Get one reply >Some cousin-f------ junkie from Moldova with a PC older than his broke-ass country >Applefag asks why I didn't buy an iPhone >F----- calls me poor >$1400 just to be called poor by some retard whose grandparents probably starved to death from crop failure in the USSR >mfw
: Anonymous 10/16/20(Fri)09:10:56 No.837992032 >Finally get a brand new phone after years >Galaxy S20 Ultra >S--- costed me $1400 >disposableincome.gif >Decide to f--- around on /b/ for s---- and giggles 83 KB JPG >Haven't been there for a couple of months >Decide to start a thread on /g/ about the best new smartphones >Casually mention my new S20 Ultra >Get one reply >Some cousin-f------ junkie from Moldova with a PC older than his broke-ass country >Applefag asks why I didn't buy an iPhone >F----- calls me poor >$1400 just to be called poor by some retard whose grandparents probably starved to death from crop failure in the USSR >mfw

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annon hates his life | /r/Greentext


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anon loves his toilet | /r/Greentext

132 KB PNG >sitting on toilet >lay two massive logs >"there's no way this is gonna go down" >flush >toilet takes it like a boss I love my toilet
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a dying wish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.737628777 >be me. 5'11" 260 pounds. Yes I'm fat. >my life consists of cleaning out the trashcans and wiping s--- off of hospital floors 61 KB PNG >know of a patient dying of cancer. been on a hospital bed for 3 weeks now. >he called me over yesterday. first time he's ever spoke to me. I'm listening intently >"I don't know you but my dying wish for you is to lose all that f------ weight so you don't die a fat slob" >he died today I don't know how to feel : Anonymous 07/02/17(Sun)11:59:10 No.737628906 Lose the weight >>737630720 # 07/02/17(Sun)11:57:40
Anonymous No.737628777 >be me. 5'11" 260 pounds. Yes I'm fat. >my life consists of cleaning out the trashcans and wiping s--- off of hospital floors 61 KB PNG >know of a patient dying of cancer. been on a hospital bed for 3 weeks now. >he called me over yesterday. first time he's ever spoke to me. I'm listening intently >"I don't know you but my dying wish for you is to lose all that f------ weight so you don't die a fat slob" >he died today I don't know how to feel : Anonymous 07/02/17(Sun)11:59:10 No.737628906 Lose the weight >>737630720 # 07/02/17(Sun)11:57:40

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