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Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)12:35:26 No.878775645 so I just found out there's a Bus Cannibal walking around Canada a free man right now >Basically, in 2008 this 49 KB JPG Schizophrenic man named Vince Li got on a Greyhound Bus >a 22-year old man named Tim McLean is just sitting down listening to some music >halfway through the ride, Li starts stabbing him >the driver stops the bus, and people are frantically trying to get out >Li scares everyone off the bus, and begins mutilating / eating parts of McLean's body >he cuts off his head and parades it around the bus, showing it to everyone outside >when the police finally arrest him, they find McLean's ear, nose, and tongue in Li's pockets (the eyes & a chunk of his heart were missing and were believed to have been eaten by Li) >Li was found not criminally responsible for the murder due to his schizophrenia >in 2017, some f------ genius in the Canadian Justice System decides to let him out of his mental institution without any further monitoring, with Li changing his name and going on to live a normal life >several of the witnesses got PTSD from what he did >one of the first responders committed suicide after the incident >McClean's girlfriend gave birth to his son 5 months later. He is now 13, and has had to see therapists after finding out what happened to his dad. How the f--- can someone be "rehabilitated" after doing something like that? Good, the deranged cannibalistic murderer got better. Tim McLean is still dead. His son still never got to see his father. Dozens of people have had their lives ruined after seeing what Li did that day. That p------------ should've gotten way more than 9 years in a psych ward.

Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)12:35:26 No.878775645 so I just found out there's a Bus Cannibal walking around Canada a free man right now >Basically, in 2008 this 49 KB JPG Schizophrenic man named Vince Li got on a Greyhound Bus >a 22-year old man named Tim McLean is just sitting down listening to some music >halfway through the ride, Li starts stabbing him >the driver stops the bus, and people are frantically trying to get out >Li scares everyone off the bus, and begins mutilating / eating parts of McLean's body >he cuts off his head and parades it around the bus, showing it to everyone outside >when the police finally arrest him, they find McLean's ear, nose, and tongue in Li's pockets (the eyes & a chunk of his heart were missing and were believed to have been eaten by Li) >Li was found not criminally responsible for the murder due to his schizophrenia >in 2017, some f------ genius in the Canadian Justice System decides to let him out of his mental institution without any further monitoring, with Li changing his name and going on to live a normal life >several of the witnesses got PTSD from what he did >one of the first responders committed suicide after the incident >McClean's girlfriend gave birth to his son 5 months later. He is now 13, and has had to see therapists after finding out what happened to his dad. How the f--- can someone be "rehabilitated" after doing something like that? Good, the deranged cannibalistic murderer got better. Tim McLean is still dead. His son still never got to see his father. Dozens of people have had their lives ruined after seeing what Li did that day. That p------------ should've gotten way more than 9 years in a psych ward.

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Anon becomes a dad. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/05/16(Sat)03:24:29 No.710603525 So I've been c------ in my roommates girlfriend's body wash because they're annoying as f---. For like two months, jerk it in the shower, open the pump, dump it in, and give it a good shake. 14 KB JPG He just told me her period was super late so they took a pregnancy test and she's knocked up. He said "I trust her, I guess a condom ripped or idk" and they're going to raise it. We have a year on the lease. Problem is, I'm Greek and they're white as f---. What are the chances I'm a dad? : Anonymous what the f--- is wrong with you >>710603671 # >>710604623 # 11/05/16(Sat)03:25:48 No.710603604

Anonymous 11/05/16(Sat)03:24:29 No.710603525 So I've been c------ in my roommates girlfriend's body wash because they're annoying as f---. For like two months, jerk it in the shower, open the pump, dump it in, and give it a good shake. 14 KB JPG He just told me her period was super late so they took a pregnancy test and she's knocked up. He said "I trust her, I guess a condom ripped or idk" and they're going to raise it. We have a year on the lease. Problem is, I'm Greek and they're white as f---. What are the chances I'm a dad? : Anonymous what the f--- is wrong with you >>710603671 # >>710604623 # 11/05/16(Sat)03:25:48 No.710603604

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Anon gets hit by a car | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)19:18:14 No.878772108 >making my way downtown.mkv >get hit by car >in pain >about to die soon >get idea >go on 4chan 777 KB PNG >"be me" >you are now me >enjoy your 10 second suffering before you go to hell

: Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)19:18:14 No.878772108 >making my way downtown.mkv >get hit by car >in pain >about to die soon >get idea >go on 4chan 777 KB PNG >"be me" >you are now me >enjoy your 10 second suffering before you go to hell

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Anon has friends | /r/Greentext

> be me an hour ago > have little friends but none that i really trust > always worried that people always talk bad s--- about me behind my back 65 KB PNG > get added into a group chat with class mates and the "friends" > they were playing a couple texting games in the group chat like truth or truth essenger rec added this thing where you search up a word and all the stuff they said using that word came up > have idea to search up name > type Anon > all results came up positive and well > all sentences that used my name were stuff like > anon is a pretty cool guy > Two girls even said i was pretty cute > self confidence grows and my friends actually really cared about me Dont worry anons it will all be fine for you

> be me an hour ago > have little friends but none that i really trust > always worried that people always talk bad s--- about me behind my back 65 KB PNG > get added into a group chat with class mates and the "friends" > they were playing a couple texting games in the group chat like truth or truth essenger rec added this thing where you search up a word and all the stuff they said using that word came up > have idea to search up name > type Anon > all results came up positive and well > all sentences that used my name were stuff like > anon is a pretty cool guy > Two girls even said i was pretty cute > self confidence grows and my friends actually really cared about me Dont worry anons it will all be fine for you

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Anon's Ex Girl | /r/Greentext

11/28/20(Sat)01:40:34 No.61119312 : Anonymous R---- by girlfriend >get drunk and have sex with girl 2 years ago >that girl eventually becomes my girlfriend 141 KB JPG >yesterday at a family gathering she says "I actually had to get anon drunk to loosen him up a little and make it official" >everyone laughs >it all makes sense now >that day I was really drunk and she was sober >kept handing me drinks and eventually took me to her car and started blowing me I don't mind, honestly, but the fact that everyone laughed it's scary, the double standard. Can you imagine if I would've said that? "Yeah I got her drunk then took her back to my car to f---" CAN YOU IMAGINE? I would've been lynched in the spot. Girls are such hypocrites. My sisters laughed, my female cousins laughed, they said "Yeah anon was too shy, he needed a woman to smack some sense into him" What the f--- is wrong with these w-----, h--------

11/28/20(Sat)01:40:34 No.61119312 : Anonymous R---- by girlfriend >get drunk and have sex with girl 2 years ago >that girl eventually becomes my girlfriend 141 KB JPG >yesterday at a family gathering she says "I actually had to get anon drunk to loosen him up a little and make it official" >everyone laughs >it all makes sense now >that day I was really drunk and she was sober >kept handing me drinks and eventually took me to her car and started blowing me I don't mind, honestly, but the fact that everyone laughed it's scary, the double standard. Can you imagine if I would've said that? "Yeah I got her drunk then took her back to my car to f---" CAN YOU IMAGINE? I would've been lynched in the spot. Girls are such hypocrites. My sisters laughed, my female cousins laughed, they said "Yeah anon was too shy, he needed a woman to smack some sense into him" What the f--- is wrong with these w-----, h--------

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Anon is a good American | /r/Greentext

09/14/16(Wed)19:11:11 No.703940657 >be me >recently moved because of job opportunity, no gf, no friends in town >every friday, order a pizza from local pizzahut 21 KB JPG >give delivery guy a different "challenge" every time they bring a pizza, with a large tip as a reward if they complete it >always make them america-related >start easy. draw an american flag for 5$ >slowly make them more and more challenging, increasing reward as time goes on >"recite the preamble for 20$" >"tell me your personal opinion on the 2nd amendment for 10$" >etc etc >this goes on for a few months until pretty much every employee in the resturaunt that has done a delivery has at least attempted one of my challenges >yesterday, get in pretty bad car accident >wake up in hospital today. told by nurse that a few people came by to visit, mainly coworkers from job >some of them left a pizza >mfw there's a pizza on a table in the room of the same type that i always get >mfw it's got an american flag on it and a "get well soon" card with signatures from the entire restaurant staff : Anonymous Prut

09/14/16(Wed)19:11:11 No.703940657 >be me >recently moved because of job opportunity, no gf, no friends in town >every friday, order a pizza from local pizzahut 21 KB JPG >give delivery guy a different "challenge" every time they bring a pizza, with a large tip as a reward if they complete it >always make them america-related >start easy. draw an american flag for 5$ >slowly make them more and more challenging, increasing reward as time goes on >"recite the preamble for 20$" >"tell me your personal opinion on the 2nd amendment for 10$" >etc etc >this goes on for a few months until pretty much every employee in the resturaunt that has done a delivery has at least attempted one of my challenges >yesterday, get in pretty bad car accident >wake up in hospital today. told by nurse that a few people came by to visit, mainly coworkers from job >some of them left a pizza >mfw there's a pizza on a table in the room of the same type that i always get >mfw it's got an american flag on it and a "get well soon" card with signatures from the entire restaurant staff : Anonymous Prut

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Anon doesn't understand social cues | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)10:38:59 No.46535165 ITT: Childhood autism >go to italian restaurant >order pasta >waiter asks me if i want cheese on my pasta 53 KB JPG >say yes >waiter says "ok say when" >i say "when" >"so you don't want any cheese?" >i am confused >"of course i want cheese" >"ok then, say when" >"when" >waiter is p-----, leaves and gives me no cheese >it dawns on me How was I this stupid?

: Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)10:38:59 No.46535165 ITT: Childhood autism >go to italian restaurant >order pasta >waiter asks me if i want cheese on my pasta 53 KB JPG >say yes >waiter says "ok say when" >i say "when" >"so you don't want any cheese?" >i am confused >"of course i want cheese" >"ok then, say when" >"when" >waiter is p-----, leaves and gives me no cheese >it dawns on me How was I this stupid?

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Anon goes on Omegle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 4 minutes ago 776682167 >be me >on omegle >get matched with stranger >stranger turns out to be a very nice business woman from london >we talked for about an hour straight laughing and having fun >find out shes single >i have a chance >about to ask for instagram >internet crashes >mfw

Anonymous 4 minutes ago 776682167 >be me >on omegle >get matched with stranger >stranger turns out to be a very nice business woman from london >we talked for about an hour straight laughing and having fun >find out shes single >i have a chance >about to ask for instagram >internet crashes >mfw

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Anon fails. | /r/Greentext

05/24/22(Tue)12:33:43 No.68761310 Anonymous Three simple criteria 149 KB JPG Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)12:41:41 No.68761387 >>68761310 (OP) >dont be a p--- addict >dont be a misogynist >dont be spend all of your free time on video games, social media (4chan), or watching s--- online Yet all of you fail >dont be a slut >be interesting and have interests >dont be obese Yet women fail

05/24/22(Tue)12:33:43 No.68761310 Anonymous Three simple criteria 149 KB JPG Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)12:41:41 No.68761387 >>68761310 (OP) >dont be a p--- addict >dont be a misogynist >dont be spend all of your free time on video games, social media (4chan), or watching s--- online Yet all of you fail >dont be a slut >be interesting and have interests >dont be obese Yet women fail

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homicide or genocide? | /r/Greentext

File: 1388722303576.jpg-(78 KB, 500x347, smileys.jpg) Anonymous 01/03/14(Fri)05:11:43 UTC+1 No.524848398 [Reply] If I killed a thousand clones of myself, would it be homicide or genocide? +21 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 01/03/14(Fri)05:28:48 UTC+1 No.524851649 it would be a hate crime because op is a f-----

File: 1388722303576.jpg-(78 KB, 500x347, smileys.jpg) Anonymous 01/03/14(Fri)05:11:43 UTC+1 No.524848398 [Reply] If I killed a thousand clones of myself, would it be homicide or genocide? +21 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 01/03/14(Fri)05:28:48 UTC+1 No.524851649 it would be a hate crime because op is a f-----

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Anons deserve respect | /r/Greentext

>be me >drinking vodka and singing old Irish songs with friends >I end up passing out >wake up to my phone stolen and wallet empty 27 KB PNG >call friends with home phone >"ya hey man sorry about that we were playing poker and you lost them to john ill give him a call" >john calls me >"hey anon do you want your s--- back I know you were drunk and all" >get my money and phone back >mfw im a respected part of my friend group

>be me >drinking vodka and singing old Irish songs with friends >I end up passing out >wake up to my phone stolen and wallet empty 27 KB PNG >call friends with home phone >"ya hey man sorry about that we were playing poker and you lost them to john ill give him a call" >john calls me >"hey anon do you want your s--- back I know you were drunk and all" >get my money and phone back >mfw im a respected part of my friend group

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Anon doesn't like marvel fans | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/24/22 (Tue)10:35:38 No. 168499561 File: 7128485.png (549 KB, 810x575) anden! ARTIGES THOR LOVE THUNDER Sum THA LOVE THUN REACT 12:19 THAR LOVE THUNDER 9:16 >"This marvel movie will change EVERYTHING!!" >"Remember to sit through 5 minutes of credits, GLURBO will appear in the post-credits!" >"Here is a what you missed from trailer you watched 20 times!" >"This is the beginning of a new era" >"Here is the REAL meaning of movie trailer" I am convinced cape movie fans are retarded. Kone, your plac THUND cher | T MARVEL H 9K Here New

Anonymous 05/24/22 (Tue)10:35:38 No. 168499561 File: 7128485.png (549 KB, 810x575) anden! ARTIGES THOR LOVE THUNDER Sum THA LOVE THUN REACT 12:19 THAR LOVE THUNDER 9:16 >"This marvel movie will change EVERYTHING!!" >"Remember to sit through 5 minutes of credits, GLURBO will appear in the post-credits!" >"Here is a what you missed from trailer you watched 20 times!" >"This is the beginning of a new era" >"Here is the REAL meaning of movie trailer" I am convinced cape movie fans are retarded. Kone, your plac THUND cher | T MARVEL H 9K Here New

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Anon tries DayZ | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 07/2h1q0) 04/13/14(Sun)20:49:40 UTC-4 M >Be me >Just started DayZ >Suck so hard >Being chased by zombies >When all of a sudden >Pop pop >All zombies are dead >There is only one person standing >Oh no, I'm going to get robbed and killed. DAYZ >"WOOOHOOO, HELLO THERE PATRIOT!" >Check name >Mr. America >"WHAT STATE ARE YOU STATIONED IN PATRIOT?" >C-California sir >"LET'S GO KILL SOME COMMIES BROTHER!" >Gives me pristine M4A1 and hiking backpack >Go out and kill communists >I handcuff someone >Mr. America administers test >"WHAT'S THE TEMPERATURE LIKE WHERE YOU'RE FROM?" >9 >9 WHAT? >9 Celsius >Gets shot >handcuff black guy >Gets shot by Mr. America >Accent >Shot >Mr. America goes out to look for supplies and plays the song by Team America World police >Stay and protect our loot >See someone in the distance >Was taught by Mr. America to shoot on sight > Shoot >It's Mr. America >f--- >Go to Mr. America >Almost dying >I'm so sorry! >"DON'T BE SORRY PATRIOT, EVERY EAGLE MUST LEAVE THE NEST AT SOME POINT >Dies >Miss him >Run off building and die DayZ stories thread.

Anonymous (ID: 07/2h1q0) 04/13/14(Sun)20:49:40 UTC-4 M >Be me >Just started DayZ >Suck so hard >Being chased by zombies >When all of a sudden >Pop pop >All zombies are dead >There is only one person standing >Oh no, I'm going to get robbed and killed. DAYZ >"WOOOHOOO, HELLO THERE PATRIOT!" >Check name >Mr. America >"WHAT STATE ARE YOU STATIONED IN PATRIOT?" >C-California sir >"LET'S GO KILL SOME COMMIES BROTHER!" >Gives me pristine M4A1 and hiking backpack >Go out and kill communists >I handcuff someone >Mr. America administers test >"WHAT'S THE TEMPERATURE LIKE WHERE YOU'RE FROM?" >9 >9 WHAT? >9 Celsius >Gets shot >handcuff black guy >Gets shot by Mr. America >Accent >Shot >Mr. America goes out to look for supplies and plays the song by Team America World police >Stay and protect our loot >See someone in the distance >Was taught by Mr. America to shoot on sight > Shoot >It's Mr. America >f--- >Go to Mr. America >Almost dying >I'm so sorry! >"DON'T BE SORRY PATRIOT, EVERY EAGLE MUST LEAVE THE NEST AT SOME POINT >Dies >Miss him >Run off building and die DayZ stories thread.

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Anon confronts bully | /r/Greentext

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Duality of Anons | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/22/22(Sun)22:03:19 No.68739758 I'm extremely good looking. 728 KB PNG : Syd 05/22/22(Sun)22:07:00 No.68739796 : Anonymous 05/22/22(Sun)22:08:49 No.68739810 >frogposter Nah, you're not, you delusional f-----. : Anonymous 05/22/22(Sun)23:16:14 No.68740483 >>68739758 (OP) # Woah anon, I like your suit. You're looking very handsome today

: Anonymous 05/22/22(Sun)22:03:19 No.68739758 I'm extremely good looking. 728 KB PNG : Syd 05/22/22(Sun)22:07:00 No.68739796 : Anonymous 05/22/22(Sun)22:08:49 No.68739810 >frogposter Nah, you're not, you delusional f-----. : Anonymous 05/22/22(Sun)23:16:14 No.68740483 >>68739758 (OP) # Woah anon, I like your suit. You're looking very handsome today

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anon is in a relationship | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >have gf >shes an autistic medical student >be autistic econ degree who posts on 4chan >she loves science and examines bacterial samples for fun >buy her a microscope for her birthday >we have sex later >c-- on her stomach >"wow anon that was great but i need to get up" >think she didnt like the sex >she just wanted put my semen on a microscope slide >shes standing there naked examining my sperm under a microscope >we spend an hour examining my sperm and using stats to determine my fertility >she gets aroused by the sperm density >have sex again I love this woman but our children would be mega autists 10/09/20(Fri)15:06:46 No.60397618

Anonymous >have gf >shes an autistic medical student >be autistic econ degree who posts on 4chan >she loves science and examines bacterial samples for fun >buy her a microscope for her birthday >we have sex later >c-- on her stomach >"wow anon that was great but i need to get up" >think she didnt like the sex >she just wanted put my semen on a microscope slide >shes standing there naked examining my sperm under a microscope >we spend an hour examining my sperm and using stats to determine my fertility >she gets aroused by the sperm density >have sex again I love this woman but our children would be mega autists 10/09/20(Fri)15:06:46 No.60397618

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anon is in the saw movie | /r/Greentext

01/17/21(Sun)14:00:24 No.145245004 : Anonymous ITT:We design Saw traps >You're in a locked room with a snowman and a carrot >Jigsaw tells you to put the carrot where it belongs inc 14 KB JPG >Putting the carrot on the snowman's nose unlocks the door and sets you free >Putting the carrot on the snowman's d--- would be pretty funny but detonates a pipe bomb 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

01/17/21(Sun)14:00:24 No.145245004 : Anonymous ITT:We design Saw traps >You're in a locked room with a snowman and a carrot >Jigsaw tells you to put the carrot where it belongs inc 14 KB JPG >Putting the carrot on the snowman's nose unlocks the door and sets you free >Putting the carrot on the snowman's d--- would be pretty funny but detonates a pipe bomb 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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When your whole country needs a tard wrangler | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 7X2p614y)-09/29/16(Thu)08:54:12 No.90824490 >>90825527 >>90825889 >>90833398 >>90841149 >>90841295 >>90844292 File: article-2729055-20A3D2720().jpg (128 KB, 634x582) Nöd & C50 ⒸIBL/REX >>90823877 >You never know. You think this is weird? Well take a gander at pic related. It's a gay Muslim Imam conducting a wedding ceremony for two lesbian Muslims. One of them is pregnant and other one is a deformed m-----. Sweden is so bad that even Muslims are going f------ insane over there. There are no limits with what they can come up with.

Anonymous (ID: 7X2p614y)-09/29/16(Thu)08:54:12 No.90824490 >>90825527 >>90825889 >>90833398 >>90841149 >>90841295 >>90844292 File: article-2729055-20A3D2720().jpg (128 KB, 634x582) Nöd & C50 ⒸIBL/REX >>90823877 >You never know. You think this is weird? Well take a gander at pic related. It's a gay Muslim Imam conducting a wedding ceremony for two lesbian Muslims. One of them is pregnant and other one is a deformed m-----. Sweden is so bad that even Muslims are going f------ insane over there. There are no limits with what they can come up with.

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