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: Anonymous (ID: RKICgBkl) 5.6 Percent of U.S. Adults Identify as LGBT Share of American adults who identify as LGBT, by birth year Gen Z Millennials Generation X Baby boomers Traditionalists INDON 20 13.9 15 10 LGBT share of US population in 2020 5.6% 2014 S 0 Sur Calp @00 2020 statista 10/10/21(Sun)19:52:10 No.342849356 >1/6 of Gen Z identifies as gay WHAT THE F--- IS HAPPENING 2017 335 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 8xnS7ptp 10/10/21(Sun)19:53:22 No.342849431 >>342849356 (OP) # sigma male mindset, zoomers are aware that being gay grants you privileges, so they pretend to be gay in order to make some cash, respect the grindset >>342849631 # >>342850327 # >>342851773 #
: Anonymous (ID: RKICgBkl) 5.6 Percent of U.S. Adults Identify as LGBT Share of American adults who identify as LGBT, by birth year Gen Z Millennials Generation X Baby boomers Traditionalists INDON 20 13.9 15 10 LGBT share of US population in 2020 5.6% 2014 S 0 Sur Calp @00 2020 statista 10/10/21(Sun)19:52:10 No.342849356 >1/6 of Gen Z identifies as gay WHAT THE F--- IS HAPPENING 2017 335 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 8xnS7ptp 10/10/21(Sun)19:53:22 No.342849431 >>342849356 (OP) # sigma male mindset, zoomers are aware that being gay grants you privileges, so they pretend to be gay in order to make some cash, respect the grindset >>342849631 # >>342850327 # >>342851773 #

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Anon defends himself | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.619019470 21 minutes ago >16 years old >walking to the bus stop to go to school >group of girls walking behind me >hear one say "you dare me?" >the other one say "I double dare you" >This bitch blindsides me and swings her fist into my temple from behind >Thatfuckishappening.jpg >I fall face first into concrete >the other two laugh as my nose bleed >get up >she got all up in my face, shoved me and yelled, "Whatchu gonna do about it, f-----? Hit a girl?" >Dont tempt me bitch >slammed my palm into her face and knocked her the f--- out >mfw they call me a monster >mfw they sream women beater What do you guys think of girls using their gender to protect themselves 5 replies Anonymous No.619019875 18 minutes ago f----- got em
Anonymous No.619019470 21 minutes ago >16 years old >walking to the bus stop to go to school >group of girls walking behind me >hear one say "you dare me?" >the other one say "I double dare you" >This bitch blindsides me and swings her fist into my temple from behind >Thatfuckishappening.jpg >I fall face first into concrete >the other two laugh as my nose bleed >get up >she got all up in my face, shoved me and yelled, "Whatchu gonna do about it, f-----? Hit a girl?" >Dont tempt me bitch >slammed my palm into her face and knocked her the f--- out >mfw they call me a monster >mfw they sream women beater What do you guys think of girls using their gender to protect themselves 5 replies Anonymous No.619019875 18 minutes ago f----- got em

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Mysterious hacker known as 4chan | /r/Greentext

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Anon changes his mind | /r/Greentext

05/24/22(Tue) 23:43:22 No.878808978 : Anonymous Uhm... guys? Emergency situation. >be me >23 y/o incel, watched lots of p--- in my day jerked off a lot 257 KB PNG >used dating sites a lot women all turn me down >went way down the demoralizing rabbit hole, started using grindr >invited a dude to my house for gay sex. >I'm so horny I'll do anything to not be incel >i offered to be bottom >will be here in... 20 minutes! IVE CHANGED MY F------ MIND! I don't want my a------ pummeled?! What the f--- is wrong with me? What do I do. Do I not answer the door? The dudes like 6'4 and 300 lbs.
05/24/22(Tue) 23:43:22 No.878808978 : Anonymous Uhm... guys? Emergency situation. >be me >23 y/o incel, watched lots of p--- in my day jerked off a lot 257 KB PNG >used dating sites a lot women all turn me down >went way down the demoralizing rabbit hole, started using grindr >invited a dude to my house for gay sex. >I'm so horny I'll do anything to not be incel >i offered to be bottom >will be here in... 20 minutes! IVE CHANGED MY F------ MIND! I don't want my a------ pummeled?! What the f--- is wrong with me? What do I do. Do I not answer the door? The dudes like 6'4 and 300 lbs.

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Anon is a misogynist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)05:11:33 No.68758294 >>68757657 (OP) # >What made you hate women anon. I'll try and sum it up 294 KB PNG >Bullied by girls for being short from year 5 onwards >Rejected by girls in school for being short >Made fun of by female teachers >Lost virginty at 20 and girl liked girl. Next night she went and f----- 4 of my friends. Found out the next day she had f----- everyone before me. Found out 3 months later I caught herpes and warts off her >Fast forward last 15 years into the woke era: Lost job opprunities to gender quotas, had heaps of complaints from militant female work mates, watched unqualified femoids promote passed me >Finally, falsely accused of r--- and had a nervious breakdown and tried to kill myself 3 years on, have bearely spoken to a woman. Admitted to my mom I hate them all. She understood why. You see our hatred of you isn't based on minor issues. Its a hatred thats been hard and won.
: Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)05:11:33 No.68758294 >>68757657 (OP) # >What made you hate women anon. I'll try and sum it up 294 KB PNG >Bullied by girls for being short from year 5 onwards >Rejected by girls in school for being short >Made fun of by female teachers >Lost virginty at 20 and girl liked girl. Next night she went and f----- 4 of my friends. Found out the next day she had f----- everyone before me. Found out 3 months later I caught herpes and warts off her >Fast forward last 15 years into the woke era: Lost job opprunities to gender quotas, had heaps of complaints from militant female work mates, watched unqualified femoids promote passed me >Finally, falsely accused of r--- and had a nervious breakdown and tried to kill myself 3 years on, have bearely spoken to a woman. Admitted to my mom I hate them all. She understood why. You see our hatred of you isn't based on minor issues. Its a hatred thats been hard and won.

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Anon has hobbies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 75 35 KB JPG : Anonymous being racist >>66907778 # 05/25/22 (Wed)05:30:16 No.66907640 >So tell me Anon, what other hobbies do you have besides lifting? 05/25/22 (Wed)05:31:16 No.66907641
: Anonymous 75 35 KB JPG : Anonymous being racist >>66907778 # 05/25/22 (Wed)05:30:16 No.66907640 >So tell me Anon, what other hobbies do you have besides lifting? 05/25/22 (Wed)05:31:16 No.66907641

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anon thinks hes cute | /r/Greentext

05/25/22(Wed)10:10:44 No.68770797 >She said it's cute that I'm a virgin. What do I make of this? 05/25/22(Wed)11:06:40 No.6877114 : Anonymous 8 KB JPG : Anonymous She's going to peg you run anon
05/25/22(Wed)10:10:44 No.68770797 >She said it's cute that I'm a virgin. What do I make of this? 05/25/22(Wed)11:06:40 No.6877114 : Anonymous 8 KB JPG : Anonymous She's going to peg you run anon

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Next level anon shit. Even happier ending. | /r/Greentext

10/08/17(Sun)21:56:08 No.43141802 : Anonymous >in middle school >have friend who was shy and awkward looking 21 KB JPG >he had no luck with the ladies >at valentine's everyone but him got love letters from class and schoolmates >said he didn't mind >the following years on valentine's day i wrote anonymous love letters and slid them into his lockers >borrowed my mum's perfume and sprayed it on the letters and did the lipstick kisses and everything I went all in He seemed to be happy to have received letters for once. Then I played oblivious when people asked who they were from. I suggested it might have been a girl that he likes and he did actually end up getting together with her for a while after that so maybe it made him grew the balls to ask her out. >>43141832 # >>43141854 #
10/08/17(Sun)21:56:08 No.43141802 : Anonymous >in middle school >have friend who was shy and awkward looking 21 KB JPG >he had no luck with the ladies >at valentine's everyone but him got love letters from class and schoolmates >said he didn't mind >the following years on valentine's day i wrote anonymous love letters and slid them into his lockers >borrowed my mum's perfume and sprayed it on the letters and did the lipstick kisses and everything I went all in He seemed to be happy to have received letters for once. Then I played oblivious when people asked who they were from. I suggested it might have been a girl that he likes and he did actually end up getting together with her for a while after that so maybe it made him grew the balls to ask her out. >>43141832 # >>43141854 #

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Anon has a theory | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/25/22 (Wed)07:33:29 No.68769932 >silent around everybody, only communicates in gestures despite being shown to be capable of speech >hyper focused on the singular task of killing Jerry 984 KB PNG >mechanical genius, able to construct intricate and advanced mousetraps >constantly trying to get p----, always fails or gets outdone by chad Jerry Was Tom an autist? Is he one of us?
Anonymous 05/25/22 (Wed)07:33:29 No.68769932 >silent around everybody, only communicates in gestures despite being shown to be capable of speech >hyper focused on the singular task of killing Jerry 984 KB PNG >mechanical genius, able to construct intricate and advanced mousetraps >constantly trying to get p----, always fails or gets outdone by chad Jerry Was Tom an autist? Is he one of us?

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Anon doesn't get religion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous XC 966 KB JPG 05/25/22(Wed)06:19:40 No.68769278 >Creates world that sucks so that you can beg him to save you from world that he made I don't really get it but okay
Anonymous XC 966 KB JPG 05/25/22(Wed)06:19:40 No.68769278 >Creates world that sucks so that you can beg him to save you from world that he made I don't really get it but okay

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Anon lives in a fantasy | /r/Greentext

File: Trump Laugh.png (491 KB, 956x545) NON □ Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)17:13:09 No.878763357 [Reply] >Gas was cheap >inflation was low >Wages rising faster than inflation for first time in 40 years >Lowest Black and Female unemployment in history >Border was closed >Tweets were mean Miss him yet?
File: Trump Laugh.png (491 KB, 956x545) NON □ Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)17:13:09 No.878763357 [Reply] >Gas was cheap >inflation was low >Wages rising faster than inflation for first time in 40 years >Lowest Black and Female unemployment in history >Border was closed >Tweets were mean Miss him yet?

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Anon talks about a band | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: /VMAW3JR Redbone >be Redbone >started by a bunch of Native American dudes >releases the hit song "Come and Get Your Love" in 1974 68 KB JPG >becomes the first ever Native American band to reach Top 5 on the Billboard Top 100, becoming a worldwide sensation >refuses to elaborate further >leaves 05/24/22(Tue)11:43:00 No.15289059
Anonymous (ID: /VMAW3JR Redbone >be Redbone >started by a bunch of Native American dudes >releases the hit song "Come and Get Your Love" in 1974 68 KB JPG >becomes the first ever Native American band to reach Top 5 on the Billboard Top 100, becoming a worldwide sensation >refuses to elaborate further >leaves 05/24/22(Tue)11:43:00 No.15289059

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Anon fucking eats a dude | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)22:27:06 No.65902765 AAAAAAAAW YOU BIG ASS N---- I'LL F----- KILL YOU >*chomp*
O Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)22:27:06 No.65902765 AAAAAAAAW YOU BIG ASS N---- I'LL F----- KILL YOU >*chomp*

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“You must be 18 to post on this site.”- | /r/Greentext

>mom takes my PS4 as punishment >I haven't played a minute on it for two years now, only on my PC hah, jokes on her Anonymous 04/25/22 (Mon)06:47:55 No.130209646 You must be 18 to post on this site. Anonymous 04/25/22 (Mon)06:48:57 No.130209651 >>130209646 # i'm 25
>mom takes my PS4 as punishment >I haven't played a minute on it for two years now, only on my PC hah, jokes on her Anonymous 04/25/22 (Mon)06:47:55 No.130209646 You must be 18 to post on this site. Anonymous 04/25/22 (Mon)06:48:57 No.130209651 >>130209646 # i'm 25

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Everyone deserves some love. | /r/Greentext

06/25/18(Mon)07:03:52 No.46575340 Anonymous 76 KB JPG : Anonymous >>46575340 (OP) # Proud of them. Everybody deserve somebody to love. 25 KB PNG >>46576935 # >>46579238 # >>46582314 # >>46583099 # >>46583228 # >>46583287 # >>46584010 # >>46584841 # >>46584913 # >>46584919 # >>46585212 # >>46585537 # How do you feel whenever you see qts with guys who clearly don't lift? 06/25/18(Mon)07:06:27 No.46575354
06/25/18(Mon)07:03:52 No.46575340 Anonymous 76 KB JPG : Anonymous >>46575340 (OP) # Proud of them. Everybody deserve somebody to love. 25 KB PNG >>46576935 # >>46579238 # >>46582314 # >>46583099 # >>46583228 # >>46583287 # >>46584010 # >>46584841 # >>46584913 # >>46584919 # >>46585212 # >>46585537 # How do you feel whenever you see qts with guys who clearly don't lift? 06/25/18(Mon)07:06:27 No.46575354

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Anon’s friend Jeremiah | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >Be me >Middle School >New kid gets introduced named Jeremiah >Jeremiah didn't talk he wasn't from around where we lived 132 KB JPG >Ask Jeremiah if he wants to come over to my house to do kid stuff >Comes over after school >He brings wine >S---- cash >Next week ask Jeremiah if I can come to his house after school >Go home with him >It's a pond It was at that moment I realized Jeremiah was a bullfrog, was a good friend of mine, never understood a word he said. But I sure did help him drink his wine 05/24/22(Tue)20:22:22 No.878795116
: Anonymous >Be me >Middle School >New kid gets introduced named Jeremiah >Jeremiah didn't talk he wasn't from around where we lived 132 KB JPG >Ask Jeremiah if he wants to come over to my house to do kid stuff >Comes over after school >He brings wine >S---- cash >Next week ask Jeremiah if I can come to his house after school >Go home with him >It's a pond It was at that moment I realized Jeremiah was a bullfrog, was a good friend of mine, never understood a word he said. But I sure did help him drink his wine 05/24/22(Tue)20:22:22 No.878795116

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Anon does a flippin good thing | /r/Greentext

08/19/18(Sun)13:30:30 No.777598427 : Anonymous ITT: Good deeds you've done in your life. >Be me. >Go for a walk because I'm not a shut in virgin. 7 KB JPG >Walk by trailer park for some human entertainment. >Girl comes running up to me. >Tells me her dog is dying and she needs help. >F----- jumped in the pool and didn't know how to swim. >Luckily I'm an EMT in training. >Grab big ass golden retriever out of pool. >Pretty sure its dead. >Give the dog CPR. >He's not responding but I keep at it. >Girl calls 911. >Turns out they don't send ambulances for dogs. >Just before I'm about to carry it to her car he starts coughing. >Throws up all over me. >Girl comes running over and hugs dog. >His tail starts wagging. >Girl thanks me. >Gives me a hug. >Tells me she'd kiss me if she didn't have a boyfriend. >Respect her relationship and leave with my head held high. I like helping people. It makes me feel good!
08/19/18(Sun)13:30:30 No.777598427 : Anonymous ITT: Good deeds you've done in your life. >Be me. >Go for a walk because I'm not a shut in virgin. 7 KB JPG >Walk by trailer park for some human entertainment. >Girl comes running up to me. >Tells me her dog is dying and she needs help. >F----- jumped in the pool and didn't know how to swim. >Luckily I'm an EMT in training. >Grab big ass golden retriever out of pool. >Pretty sure its dead. >Give the dog CPR. >He's not responding but I keep at it. >Girl calls 911. >Turns out they don't send ambulances for dogs. >Just before I'm about to carry it to her car he starts coughing. >Throws up all over me. >Girl comes running over and hugs dog. >His tail starts wagging. >Girl thanks me. >Gives me a hug. >Tells me she'd kiss me if she didn't have a boyfriend. >Respect her relationship and leave with my head held high. I like helping people. It makes me feel good!

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anon strikes fear into the heart of anyone who meets his gaze | /r/Greentext

>be me >first day of school >in hallway going to class >bump into girl holding papers >im like a foot taller than her >she expects me to help her pick them up like in the movies 69 KB JPG >i dont >look at her while she picks them up herself >she finishes and stands up >stare at her >she's about to say something but can't muster up the courage >continue staring >her eyes start to water >keep staring >i feel the fear in her eyes >keep staring >she speed walks away looking down >were in the same class >don't have any interactions or say a word to her for the rest of the year
>be me >first day of school >in hallway going to class >bump into girl holding papers >im like a foot taller than her >she expects me to help her pick them up like in the movies 69 KB JPG >i dont >look at her while she picks them up herself >she finishes and stands up >stare at her >she's about to say something but can't muster up the courage >continue staring >her eyes start to water >keep staring >i feel the fear in her eyes >keep staring >she speed walks away looking down >were in the same class >don't have any interactions or say a word to her for the rest of the year

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anon goes to therapy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)17:13:16 No.878765775 >be me >f------ retarded >want to kill myself but change mind at last second >decide to try therapy 159 KB PNG >"hey anon how are you doing today?" >"fine i guess i sorta wanna kill myself though" >"that's too bad, have you ever tried not wanting to die? 11 >go home from therapy >start thinking about killing myself again >do this s--- for a year What the f---.
: Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)17:13:16 No.878765775 >be me >f------ retarded >want to kill myself but change mind at last second >decide to try therapy 159 KB PNG >"hey anon how are you doing today?" >"fine i guess i sorta wanna kill myself though" >"that's too bad, have you ever tried not wanting to die? 11 >go home from therapy >start thinking about killing myself again >do this s--- for a year What the f---.

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Anon is the United States | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: YFbDozoa 05/24/22(Tue) 20:30:39 No.379332776 >be United States >have mass shootings back to back >not the only country whose citizens have guns >am the only country without universal Healthcare 72 KB JPG > also the cost of living is through the roof >rapid inflation >stagnant wages >out of touch boomers kept in congress >watch people blame the guns again >roll out some b------- policies that will never pass congress to make people happy >everyone argues over 2nd amendment and blames the conservatives >they'll riot across the country for one man dying but not for basic living standards >won't riot over dead children either >nobody argues about healthcare, cost of living, or congress term limits >another successful day completely avoiding the real issues
: Anonymous (ID: YFbDozoa 05/24/22(Tue) 20:30:39 No.379332776 >be United States >have mass shootings back to back >not the only country whose citizens have guns >am the only country without universal Healthcare 72 KB JPG > also the cost of living is through the roof >rapid inflation >stagnant wages >out of touch boomers kept in congress >watch people blame the guns again >roll out some b------- policies that will never pass congress to make people happy >everyone argues over 2nd amendment and blames the conservatives >they'll riot across the country for one man dying but not for basic living standards >won't riot over dead children either >nobody argues about healthcare, cost of living, or congress term limits >another successful day completely avoiding the real issues

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