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: Anonymous 09/02/18(Sun)20:03:36 No.778848231 >be me >be with this girl >she kinda accepts me >even tho I'm a /b/eta >she let's me stay at her place >very comfy, smells good >I can play vidya too 66 KB JPG >she offers that she could make some food for me >hell f------ yes! >she even asks what would I eat >tendietime.wav >her tendies are the best >she cares for me I can feel it >I love my mum
: Anonymous 09/02/18(Sun)20:03:36 No.778848231 >be me >be with this girl >she kinda accepts me >even tho I'm a /b/eta >she let's me stay at her place >very comfy, smells good >I can play vidya too 66 KB JPG >she offers that she could make some food for me >hell f------ yes! >she even asks what would I eat >tendietime.wav >her tendies are the best >she cares for me I can feel it >I love my mum

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anon is your average 4channer | /r/Greentext

File: 1635894455120.jpg (36 KB, 900x540) Anonymous (ID: NLAXQ4Bq) 11/03/21(Wed)11:16:39 No.345913005 >>345913148 >>345913439 >>345913561 >>345913678 >>345913680 >>345914386 >>345919135 >>345919284 >>345920591 >>345920653 >>345920833 >>345920892 >>345921047 >>345923237 >>345923807 >>345924043 >>345924400 >>345924462 >>345926253 When did you realize that you were both a nazi and trans? For me, it was when I realized that I knew more about authentic white Christian femininity than 99.9% of all cis white women today, and I decided to embrace my true self. Anonymous (ID: PJkmplih) 11/03/21 (Wed)11:22:10 No.345913678 ► >>345920875 >>345913005 (OP) Goddamn I need to stop coming to this website for good
File: 1635894455120.jpg (36 KB, 900x540) Anonymous (ID: NLAXQ4Bq) 11/03/21(Wed)11:16:39 No.345913005 >>345913148 >>345913439 >>345913561 >>345913678 >>345913680 >>345914386 >>345919135 >>345919284 >>345920591 >>345920653 >>345920833 >>345920892 >>345921047 >>345923237 >>345923807 >>345924043 >>345924400 >>345924462 >>345926253 When did you realize that you were both a nazi and trans? For me, it was when I realized that I knew more about authentic white Christian femininity than 99.9% of all cis white women today, and I decided to embrace my true self. Anonymous (ID: PJkmplih) 11/03/21 (Wed)11:22:10 No.345913678 ► >>345920875 >>345913005 (OP) Goddamn I need to stop coming to this website for good

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Anon is a scientist | /r/Greentext

03/23/16(Wed)09:45:24 No.6754208 Why don't they make bulletproof vests etc. out of diamond if it is the hardest metal? 03/23/16(Wed)09:46:16 No.67542095 Anonymous 169 KB JPG : Anonymous Because it's too heavy. 1 gram of diamond weighs something like 15 grams.
03/23/16(Wed)09:45:24 No.6754208 Why don't they make bulletproof vests etc. out of diamond if it is the hardest metal? 03/23/16(Wed)09:46:16 No.67542095 Anonymous 169 KB JPG : Anonymous Because it's too heavy. 1 gram of diamond weighs something like 15 grams.

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Anon is appreciated | /r/Greentext

10/16/18(Tue)22:52:36 No.48743698 >be me >15 year old virgin in school >PE is out because of pre SAT >be sitting in bleachers by myself >get pencils and tampons thrown at me Anonymous RESPICREANS 89092 EVER SOUR PATCH 44 KB JPG >ignore most of it >chad approaches >he actually sits next to me >he hands me his bag of sour patch kids >"Want one Anon?" >think its a trap and ignore him >he starts saying he really feels bad for me and wants to get to know me >we share almost no interests but we were able to hold a conversation >we listen to Brock Hampton and eat sour patch kids the whole period Thanks Chad
10/16/18(Tue)22:52:36 No.48743698 >be me >15 year old virgin in school >PE is out because of pre SAT >be sitting in bleachers by myself >get pencils and tampons thrown at me Anonymous RESPICREANS 89092 EVER SOUR PATCH 44 KB JPG >ignore most of it >chad approaches >he actually sits next to me >he hands me his bag of sour patch kids >"Want one Anon?" >think its a trap and ignore him >he starts saying he really feels bad for me and wants to get to know me >we share almost no interests but we were able to hold a conversation >we listen to Brock Hampton and eat sour patch kids the whole period Thanks Chad

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Anon visits Germany | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 27WouhKN)= >be me, austrian guy >go to germany >economy is in shambles >want to fix >jokingly blame it on jews and make eradicating them my campaign slogan 135 KB PNG >remember that german people have no sense of humor >mfw they actually start killing all the jews 06/21/18(Thu)07:02:15 No.175956197
Anonymous (ID: 27WouhKN)= >be me, austrian guy >go to germany >economy is in shambles >want to fix >jokingly blame it on jews and make eradicating them my campaign slogan 135 KB PNG >remember that german people have no sense of humor >mfw they actually start killing all the jews 06/21/18(Thu)07:02:15 No.175956197

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Anon angry gamer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)17:44:13 No.594272865 20220402_184240.jpg 2.01 MB JPG I just bought a $1200 ultra wide monitor. What the F--- is this s---? : Anonymous should have bought an ultra wide game too >>594273780 # >>594274518 # >>594274716 # >>594275030 # >>594277783 # >>594278164 # >>594278293 # >>594278625 # >>594278736 # >>594280514 # >>594281504 # >>594282041 # >>594282075 # >>594284134 # >>594284886 # >>594285147 # >>594285496 # >>594285628 # >>594285852 # >>594285985 # >>594286393 # >>594289204 # >>594289714 # >>594289865 # >>594290075 # >>594290369 # >>594290465 # >>594290905 # >>594290925 # >>594291076 # >>594291123 # >>594291272 # >>594291794 # >>594292075 # >>594292649 # >>594293707 # >>594293952 # >>594294182 # >>594294370 # >>594294563 # >>594294595 # >>594294784 # >>594294872 # 04/02/22(Sat)17:45:00 No.594272945
: Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)17:44:13 No.594272865 20220402_184240.jpg 2.01 MB JPG I just bought a $1200 ultra wide monitor. What the F--- is this s---? : Anonymous should have bought an ultra wide game too >>594273780 # >>594274518 # >>594274716 # >>594275030 # >>594277783 # >>594278164 # >>594278293 # >>594278625 # >>594278736 # >>594280514 # >>594281504 # >>594282041 # >>594282075 # >>594284134 # >>594284886 # >>594285147 # >>594285496 # >>594285628 # >>594285852 # >>594285985 # >>594286393 # >>594289204 # >>594289714 # >>594289865 # >>594290075 # >>594290369 # >>594290465 # >>594290905 # >>594290925 # >>594291076 # >>594291123 # >>594291272 # >>594291794 # >>594292075 # >>594292649 # >>594293707 # >>594293952 # >>594294182 # >>594294370 # >>594294563 # >>594294595 # >>594294784 # >>594294872 # 04/02/22(Sat)17:45:00 No.594272945

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Anon gets two birds stoned at once | /r/Greentext

08/25/21(Wed)23:12:04 No.861801953 Anonymous >be me >22 and poor in college >deliver food for a restaurant for a few months >sometimes people order takeout but don't pick it up 37 KB JPG >if it happens late enough in my shift I get to take it home with me >always ate the best those nights since it was free >be me now, 35+ >started calling corporate restaurants and ordering takeout about a half hour before close >always spoof the caller ID to show up as my ex wife >been doing it for about 3 years >never pick it up >gives me a warm fuzzy feeling knowing i gave some young person a free meal and also my ex gets black listed from every restaurant in town
08/25/21(Wed)23:12:04 No.861801953 Anonymous >be me >22 and poor in college >deliver food for a restaurant for a few months >sometimes people order takeout but don't pick it up 37 KB JPG >if it happens late enough in my shift I get to take it home with me >always ate the best those nights since it was free >be me now, 35+ >started calling corporate restaurants and ordering takeout about a half hour before close >always spoof the caller ID to show up as my ex wife >been doing it for about 3 years >never pick it up >gives me a warm fuzzy feeling knowing i gave some young person a free meal and also my ex gets black listed from every restaurant in town

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Anon’s bratwurst | /r/Greentext

05/25/22 (Wed)16:46:42 No.878831164 Anonymous 73 KB JPG here" > "Ok, so I want only fries" > mfw > be me > german in germany, working at the bratwurst stand > see bald, manlet american tard try to order something > "one burger please" > "Sorry man, we have only sausages
05/25/22 (Wed)16:46:42 No.878831164 Anonymous 73 KB JPG here" > "Ok, so I want only fries" > mfw > be me > german in germany, working at the bratwurst stand > see bald, manlet american tard try to order something > "one burger please" > "Sorry man, we have only sausages

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All part of the plan, yes? | /r/Greentext

>>586394001 # >regular mission with randos >nobody talks >communication only occurs via laser pointer or very few words on text chat 244 KB PNG >grabber spawns and grabs our gunner >he opens his mic and screams at the top of his lungs >shoot the bug to free him >he types "thx" and keeps playing without using the mic
>>586394001 # >regular mission with randos >nobody talks >communication only occurs via laser pointer or very few words on text chat 244 KB PNG >grabber spawns and grabs our gunner >he opens his mic and screams at the top of his lungs >shoot the bug to free him >he types "thx" and keeps playing without using the mic

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Just another day at r9k | /r/Greentext

02/15/21(Mon)01:44:08 No.62336423 Anonymous >got drunk with a girl >tried to put my arm around her >she moves away I thought you guys said this would work. 100 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/15/21 (Mon)01:45:08 No.62336439 >>62336423 (OP) # You know you still have to be good looking right?
02/15/21(Mon)01:44:08 No.62336423 Anonymous >got drunk with a girl >tried to put my arm around her >she moves away I thought you guys said this would work. 100 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/15/21 (Mon)01:45:08 No.62336439 >>62336423 (OP) # You know you still have to be good looking right?

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Anon is looking for porn | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:57:50 No.595232358 >>595232409 >>595232435 >>595232487 >>595232604 >>595232652 >>595232841 >>595233531 >>595233616 >>595234743 The f--- kind of name is "Kid"? How am I supposed to look up p--- of her? >> Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:58:36 No.595232409 Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:58:55 No.595232435 >>595232358 (OP) # Devs played 4d chess with that one
Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:57:50 No.595232358 >>595232409 >>595232435 >>595232487 >>595232604 >>595232652 >>595232841 >>595233531 >>595233616 >>595234743 The f--- kind of name is "Kid"? How am I supposed to look up p--- of her? >> Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:58:36 No.595232409 Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:58:55 No.595232435 >>595232358 (OP) # Devs played 4d chess with that one

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Women the troublemaker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/19/21(Tue)12:29:26 No.65821466 hip-dips-1024x576-1.jpg 100 KB JPG Would you date a girl who has ugly, disgusting hip dips? : Anonymous 10/19/21(Tue)12:30:48 No.65821476 Only women care about this. I've never heard a man bring this up at all. Women cause their own self-esteem problems is2g. >>65821489 # >>65822051 # >>65822153 #
: Anonymous 10/19/21(Tue)12:29:26 No.65821466 hip-dips-1024x576-1.jpg 100 KB JPG Would you date a girl who has ugly, disgusting hip dips? : Anonymous 10/19/21(Tue)12:30:48 No.65821476 Only women care about this. I've never heard a man bring this up at all. Women cause their own self-esteem problems is2g. >>65821489 # >>65822051 # >>65822153 #

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Anon goes to a New Years party | /r/Greentext

01/01/19(Tue)11:37:06 No.788805552 >be me >be gay >came out to parents about 4 years ago >dad hasn't spoken to me since >anyway 41 KB JPG >at New Years party at my parents house >whole family is there and having fun >feelsgoodtobeincluded.wav >everybody has been drinking >because New Years >anyway, the clock hits 00:00, whooooo! New Years! >my dad walks up to me and says >"well, it's 2019 anon" >I'm stunned, I think he's finally come to terms with me being gay I say >"sure is dad" >then he says >"and you're still a f------ f-----" : Anonymous eros
01/01/19(Tue)11:37:06 No.788805552 >be me >be gay >came out to parents about 4 years ago >dad hasn't spoken to me since >anyway 41 KB JPG >at New Years party at my parents house >whole family is there and having fun >feelsgoodtobeincluded.wav >everybody has been drinking >because New Years >anyway, the clock hits 00:00, whooooo! New Years! >my dad walks up to me and says >"well, it's 2019 anon" >I'm stunned, I think he's finally come to terms with me being gay I say >"sure is dad" >then he says >"and you're still a f------ f-----" : Anonymous eros

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Anon attempts to improve himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/28/17(Thu)22:35:13 No.42102948 >tell my mom my new year's resolution is to lose weight and eat healthy and exercise >she thinks I'm doing "to make her look bad" 99 KB JPG >try to tell he that's not true >she thinks my dad is making me do it >try to tell her I haven't spoken to him in years >try to tell her I just want to feel better and look better >she starts crying and saying I'm fine just the way I am >she starts hugging me and won't let me go unless I promise not to be a "health freak" >tfw had to promise not to be a health freak >tfw she ordered an XL pizza for dinner and made me eat it all 18 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 12/28/17(Thu)22:35:13 No.42102948 >tell my mom my new year's resolution is to lose weight and eat healthy and exercise >she thinks I'm doing "to make her look bad" 99 KB JPG >try to tell he that's not true >she thinks my dad is making me do it >try to tell her I haven't spoken to him in years >try to tell her I just want to feel better and look better >she starts crying and saying I'm fine just the way I am >she starts hugging me and won't let me go unless I promise not to be a "health freak" >tfw had to promise not to be a health freak >tfw she ordered an XL pizza for dinner and made me eat it all 18 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Chads are people too | /r/Greentext

chad thread Anonymous (ID: gkos! when your jokes are desperate cries for help but everybody thinks you're just shitposting >be me >depressed >3 sleepless days >eating alone >2 basketball chads saw me >herewego.png >i knew this day would come >"hey anon, feelin' down" >that was unexpected >i said yes, and told them that im sad >expecting to get mocked >instead they console me >chad 1:"anon, everyone has their ups and downs, hope you hang in there" >chad 2: "I've been there, real tough s---. we got you anon" >pats me on the back >we played soul calibur 6 >talked about our problems >we became bros mfw chads are there for me
chad thread Anonymous (ID: gkos! when your jokes are desperate cries for help but everybody thinks you're just shitposting >be me >depressed >3 sleepless days >eating alone >2 basketball chads saw me >herewego.png >i knew this day would come >"hey anon, feelin' down" >that was unexpected >i said yes, and told them that im sad >expecting to get mocked >instead they console me >chad 1:"anon, everyone has their ups and downs, hope you hang in there" >chad 2: "I've been there, real tough s---. we got you anon" >pats me on the back >we played soul calibur 6 >talked about our problems >we became bros mfw chads are there for me

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Anon feels shame | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)16:09:11 No.878780278 >be me THERE AREN'T MAY G I LOVE MORE THAN FISHING >19 year old man WA BUT ONE OF THEM S BEING AS DAD >at the local mcdonalds eating a big mac >hot girl walks in >possible gf 530 KB PNG >shes wearing one of those oddly specific shirts (pic related) >i look at her shirt trying to read it >she walks up me and slaps the ever living s--- out of me "the f--- was that for?" >realize she though i was looking at her boobs >feel like an incel >immediately leave and drive back to my apartment >cry in my bed for the next hour how was your tuesday?
: Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)16:09:11 No.878780278 >be me THERE AREN'T MAY G I LOVE MORE THAN FISHING >19 year old man WA BUT ONE OF THEM S BEING AS DAD >at the local mcdonalds eating a big mac >hot girl walks in >possible gf 530 KB PNG >shes wearing one of those oddly specific shirts (pic related) >i look at her shirt trying to read it >she walks up me and slaps the ever living s--- out of me "the f--- was that for?" >realize she though i was looking at her boobs >feel like an incel >immediately leave and drive back to my apartment >cry in my bed for the next hour how was your tuesday?

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anon went with the flow | /r/Greentext

>be me >a good boy >eating tendies >a wendys worker cutie girl delivers my dewy >mom tells me to thank her 24 KB JPG >this girl is waifu material >thank you m'lady >she starts yelling that she does not identify as a lady and that her pronouns are them/they >sorry, m'theydy >they gift me a box of tendies >life is good
>be me >a good boy >eating tendies >a wendys worker cutie girl delivers my dewy >mom tells me to thank her 24 KB JPG >this girl is waifu material >thank you m'lady >she starts yelling that she does not identify as a lady and that her pronouns are them/they >sorry, m'theydy >they gift me a box of tendies >life is good

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Anon is a good son | /r/Greentext

1620573052056.jpg 226 KB JPG >>61657418 (OP) # >The only woman I lift for is my mother, so I can help her when she gets old.
1620573052056.jpg 226 KB JPG >>61657418 (OP) # >The only woman I lift for is my mother, so I can help her when she gets old.

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Anon is too smart to be scammed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/04/20(Wed)15:47:35 No.822020977 >Be me >Get a call from unknown number >Answer it >"Congatulations, you won an all expenses paid vacation!" 15 KB JPG >"F--- off scammer" *click* >Watch local news later that night >Headline: "Billionaire gives away free vacations to 5 locals" >mfw
: Anonymous 03/04/20(Wed)15:47:35 No.822020977 >Be me >Get a call from unknown number >Answer it >"Congatulations, you won an all expenses paid vacation!" 15 KB JPG >"F--- off scammer" *click* >Watch local news later that night >Headline: "Billionaire gives away free vacations to 5 locals" >mfw

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