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Anonymous >punched my sister for being an annoying little s--- >she cried and told my dad >he burst into my room and punched me in the f------ face and then took my sister to get a 3DS game 30 KB JPG I hate my life. Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)14:08:38 No.48490766 Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)14:10:53 No.48490794 >>48490744 (OP) # why did you punch her, you brute >>48490842 # : Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)14:12:32 No.48490822 : Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)14:14:07 No.48490842 >>48490794 # I was trying to study and she kept coming into my room and doing that Fortnite dance. >>48490894 # >>48490910 # >>48490957 # >>48491193 # 10/04/18(Thu)14:07:30 No.48490744
Anonymous >punched my sister for being an annoying little s--- >she cried and told my dad >he burst into my room and punched me in the f------ face and then took my sister to get a 3DS game 30 KB JPG I hate my life. Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)14:08:38 No.48490766 Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)14:10:53 No.48490794 >>48490744 (OP) # why did you punch her, you brute >>48490842 # : Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)14:12:32 No.48490822 : Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)14:14:07 No.48490842 >>48490794 # I was trying to study and she kept coming into my room and doing that Fortnite dance. >>48490894 # >>48490910 # >>48490957 # >>48491193 # 10/04/18(Thu)14:07:30 No.48490744

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Anon uses conditioner | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/12/21(Mon)07:12:45 No.220268158 >one time in highschool we were on a field trip >washed my hair with new conditioner the night before, hadn't washed my hair all weekend up until that point and the oil from that makes my hair really soft >sleeping in the school bus >Woken up to a girl who routinely teased me stroking my hair >wow anon this is so soft how do you do it >confused, just start stammering >a couple other girls touch it >feels heavenly It was a different era. >>220268276 # >>220268599 # : Anonymous 04/12/21 (Mon)07:15:03 No.220268276 >>220268158 # >conditioner what a f----- >>220268375 # >>220268396 # >>220268450 # >>220268554 #
: Anonymous 04/12/21(Mon)07:12:45 No.220268158 >one time in highschool we were on a field trip >washed my hair with new conditioner the night before, hadn't washed my hair all weekend up until that point and the oil from that makes my hair really soft >sleeping in the school bus >Woken up to a girl who routinely teased me stroking my hair >wow anon this is so soft how do you do it >confused, just start stammering >a couple other girls touch it >feels heavenly It was a different era. >>220268276 # >>220268599 # : Anonymous 04/12/21 (Mon)07:15:03 No.220268276 >>220268158 # >conditioner what a f----- >>220268375 # >>220268396 # >>220268450 # >>220268554 #

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Anon had a dream | /r/Greentext

>weird f------ dream i had: >chilling in my room >look through my window on second floor >see three elderly women passing by on the road >look at them for a while >one of them looks at my window 599 KB PNG >oh s--- they saw me >she takes a TV temote control and points it towards my window. >window turns black >bitch just turned off my window >wake up angry >what??
>weird f------ dream i had: >chilling in my room >look through my window on second floor >see three elderly women passing by on the road >look at them for a while >one of them looks at my window 599 KB PNG >oh s--- they saw me >she takes a TV temote control and points it towards my window. >window turns black >bitch just turned off my window >wake up angry >what??

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Anon got owned | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)08:39:53 No.595649376 Why are they called video games instead of data games? Video game implies its gonna be some FMV s--- or something. Data game is more accurate because they're all data. We should start calling them data games. 236 KB PNG : Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)08:40:23 No.595649432 >>595649376 (OP) # Maybe you should data girl. >>595649553 # >>595650104 # >>595652927 # >>595653382 # >>595653662 # >>595653774 # >>595655723 # >>595655740 # >>595655812 #
Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)08:39:53 No.595649376 Why are they called video games instead of data games? Video game implies its gonna be some FMV s--- or something. Data game is more accurate because they're all data. We should start calling them data games. 236 KB PNG : Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)08:40:23 No.595649432 >>595649376 (OP) # Maybe you should data girl. >>595649553 # >>595650104 # >>595652927 # >>595653382 # >>595653662 # >>595653774 # >>595655723 # >>595655740 # >>595655812 #

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anon is autistic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)16:53:53 No.878899946 > be me, early 20s autistic woman > was a huge d--- when i was younger, used to bully other kids bc i didn't understand boundaries or social cues > go back to hometown for high school friend's party 8 KB PNG > girl i went to school with when i was 10 is there > she approaches > fuckfuckfuckfuck > "hey anon! it's great to run into you, how are you?" > she's acting normal but i definitely remember bullying her and i am again autistic so inside i am FREAKING out > we talk for a bit while i get progressively drunker > nowornever.jpg > "i just wanted to apologise for bullying you when we were younger. there's no excuse but i was really struggling and i took it out on you. I'm sorry." > patting myself on the back, 10/10 speech, didn't even f--- it up > she looks at me like i'm insane > "anon, what are you talking about?" > she explains that i never bullied her or anyone really, and actually it turns out everyone bullied me > f------ pardon > mfw i find out i was actually bullied
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)16:53:53 No.878899946 > be me, early 20s autistic woman > was a huge d--- when i was younger, used to bully other kids bc i didn't understand boundaries or social cues > go back to hometown for high school friend's party 8 KB PNG > girl i went to school with when i was 10 is there > she approaches > fuckfuckfuckfuck > "hey anon! it's great to run into you, how are you?" > she's acting normal but i definitely remember bullying her and i am again autistic so inside i am FREAKING out > we talk for a bit while i get progressively drunker > nowornever.jpg > "i just wanted to apologise for bullying you when we were younger. there's no excuse but i was really struggling and i took it out on you. I'm sorry." > patting myself on the back, 10/10 speech, didn't even f--- it up > she looks at me like i'm insane > "anon, what are you talking about?" > she explains that i never bullied her or anyone really, and actually it turns out everyone bullied me > f------ pardon > mfw i find out i was actually bullied

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Anon's goals are beyond our understanding | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/09/21 (Wed)19:33:35 No.856438904 >Your daughter comes out as a lesbian How do you react? 98 KB JPG 83 Replies / 5 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/09/21 (Wed) 22:45:29 No.856448735 >>856438904 (OP) # >Your daughter comes out as a lesbian If I have a daughter she will be forced to be a lesbian, ain't no way I'm letting her get dicked.
: Anonymous 06/09/21 (Wed)19:33:35 No.856438904 >Your daughter comes out as a lesbian How do you react? 98 KB JPG 83 Replies / 5 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/09/21 (Wed) 22:45:29 No.856448735 >>856438904 (OP) # >Your daughter comes out as a lesbian If I have a daughter she will be forced to be a lesbian, ain't no way I'm letting her get dicked.

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Anon gets tested | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/25/22(Wed)23:23:38 No.68783355 >anon calls me autistic >get tested >get IQ score of 133 and tested negative for autism indubitably, with all due respect to you and your persons. i mean this with the utmost sincerity towards those who inhabit this board and site -- you individuals are, in 332 KB PNG fact, the autistic ones.
Anonymous 05/25/22(Wed)23:23:38 No.68783355 >anon calls me autistic >get tested >get IQ score of 133 and tested negative for autism indubitably, with all due respect to you and your persons. i mean this with the utmost sincerity towards those who inhabit this board and site -- you individuals are, in 332 KB PNG fact, the autistic ones.

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2022 in a nutshell | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/28/17(Tue)13:33:16 No.52416332 >ancient evil awakens >morals and ethics have changed so much in the last 10,000 years that the ancient evil is considered pretty moderate by todays standards. >>52424597 #
: Anonymous 03/28/17(Tue)13:33:16 No.52416332 >ancient evil awakens >morals and ethics have changed so much in the last 10,000 years that the ancient evil is considered pretty moderate by todays standards. >>52424597 #

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Anon gets political | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion 196 KB PNG >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion 196 KB PNG >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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Anon is a buddhist | /r/Greentext


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Anon is devil | /r/Greentext


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Anon makes cashier mad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 45786553 3.1 MB JPG 3 hr. ago >>45782999 (OP) >Be me, southern european, went to the US to Colorado >In supermarket >Buy Beans, lots of fresh leafy greens, carrots, tomatoes, onions and garlic >Go to cashier >She has her nails polished, curly hair, little fat >"You eat healthy hun?" >"No" >"What do you mean, this looks pretty healthy" >"This is just normal people food" I made a cashier mad my first time in America.
Anonymous 45786553 3.1 MB JPG 3 hr. ago >>45782999 (OP) >Be me, southern european, went to the US to Colorado >In supermarket >Buy Beans, lots of fresh leafy greens, carrots, tomatoes, onions and garlic >Go to cashier >She has her nails polished, curly hair, little fat >"You eat healthy hun?" >"No" >"What do you mean, this looks pretty healthy" >"This is just normal people food" I made a cashier mad my first time in America.

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"Milk" tea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:38:05 No.68786407 >lose virginity >c-- >d--- is done f------, brain immediately stops thinking about sex or affection >schizoid mode 178 KB JPG >congratulate my girl on losing her virginity >she's still laying on the bed covered in my c-- >completely forget about aftercare >get up, ask if she wants tea and go make some i am literally a f------ robot
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:38:05 No.68786407 >lose virginity >c-- >d--- is done f------, brain immediately stops thinking about sex or affection >schizoid mode 178 KB JPG >congratulate my girl on losing her virginity >she's still laying on the bed covered in my c-- >completely forget about aftercare >get up, ask if she wants tea and go make some i am literally a f------ robot

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Anon forgets he’s on 4 chan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous S 04/12/21 (Mon)16:56:22 No.851948354 P CAPE MAY COUNTY POLICE officer.jpg 327 KB JPG >tfw you can't tell the difference between a taser and a handgun
Anonymous S 04/12/21 (Mon)16:56:22 No.851948354 P CAPE MAY COUNTY POLICE officer.jpg 327 KB JPG >tfw you can't tell the difference between a taser and a handgun

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Anon gets fit | /r/Greentext

06/07/20(Sun)04:05:10 No.511291586 Whether you like it or not I'm telling a story about the best Nintendo character >be me >fat f--- autist >one day while being depressed I find my old wii and balance board Anonymous 141 KB JPG >create new Mii and boot up Wii Fit >do the set up and wait for it to call me a fat lard > get to the choose your trainer screen and choose the female > begin doing the workouts n other s--- > the trainer begins to feel like a friend > come back every day for a year just to see her > get in shape >no longer fat f--- autist It may seem odd but I still see her as a friend that encourages me to stay in shape : Anonymous it's good that your wife helps you get /fit/ fren 06/07/20(Sun)04:06:38 No.511291690
06/07/20(Sun)04:05:10 No.511291586 Whether you like it or not I'm telling a story about the best Nintendo character >be me >fat f--- autist >one day while being depressed I find my old wii and balance board Anonymous 141 KB JPG >create new Mii and boot up Wii Fit >do the set up and wait for it to call me a fat lard > get to the choose your trainer screen and choose the female > begin doing the workouts n other s--- > the trainer begins to feel like a friend > come back every day for a year just to see her > get in shape >no longer fat f--- autist It may seem odd but I still see her as a friend that encourages me to stay in shape : Anonymous it's good that your wife helps you get /fit/ fren 06/07/20(Sun)04:06:38 No.511291690

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Anon gets karma'd | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)00:49:28 No.68779535 >be me yesterday >trolling anons, making fun of their "serious" threads >one of them is particularly triggered 28 KB JPG >keep making fun of him >he wants to take it vocal so I my sent him my discord ID >join the call >silence.mp3 >wait for a solid 5 mins >he opens up webcam >see a dude sitting in a chair >he looks super familiar >take a closer look >its me >panic.exe >turn around >nothing there >look at my monitor >discord closed >get off my PC and start searching every corner of my house Was this even real or it was all due to lack of sleep
Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)00:49:28 No.68779535 >be me yesterday >trolling anons, making fun of their "serious" threads >one of them is particularly triggered 28 KB JPG >keep making fun of him >he wants to take it vocal so I my sent him my discord ID >join the call >silence.mp3 >wait for a solid 5 mins >he opens up webcam >see a dude sitting in a chair >he looks super familiar >take a closer look >its me >panic.exe >turn around >nothing there >look at my monitor >discord closed >get off my PC and start searching every corner of my house Was this even real or it was all due to lack of sleep

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Anon on nukes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: mukuliXo 02/21/22(Mon)04:05:09 No.362155767 Why does everyone assume that a single nuke launched means all out nuclear warfare? If someone nuked a city retaliating with another nuke would be the absolute worst decision you could make. 30 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: QDpfDg6m) 02/21/22(Mon)04:06:54 No.362156020 >>362155767 (OP) # >just let them nuke you br i bet you would let another man nuke your wife in front of you f----- >>362166561 # >>362185107 # >>362189907 #
: Anonymous (ID: mukuliXo 02/21/22(Mon)04:05:09 No.362155767 Why does everyone assume that a single nuke launched means all out nuclear warfare? If someone nuked a city retaliating with another nuke would be the absolute worst decision you could make. 30 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: QDpfDg6m) 02/21/22(Mon)04:06:54 No.362156020 >>362155767 (OP) # >just let them nuke you br i bet you would let another man nuke your wife in front of you f----- >>362166561 # >>362185107 # >>362189907 #

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Anon uses twitter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 48 KB PNG 05/26/22(Thu)06:32:06 No.68783995 >Weve noticed suspicious activity on your account please give us your phone number
: Anonymous 48 KB PNG 05/26/22(Thu)06:32:06 No.68783995 >Weve noticed suspicious activity on your account please give us your phone number

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