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Anon's goals are beyond our understanding | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/09/21 (Wed)19:33:35 No.856438904 >Your daughter comes out as a lesbian How do you react? 98 KB JPG 83 Replies / 5 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/09/21 (Wed) 22:45:29 No.856448735 >>856438904 (OP) # >Your daughter comes out as a lesbian If I have a daughter she will be forced to be a lesbian, ain't no way I'm letting her get dicked.
: Anonymous 06/09/21 (Wed)19:33:35 No.856438904 >Your daughter comes out as a lesbian How do you react? 98 KB JPG 83 Replies / 5 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/09/21 (Wed) 22:45:29 No.856448735 >>856438904 (OP) # >Your daughter comes out as a lesbian If I have a daughter she will be forced to be a lesbian, ain't no way I'm letting her get dicked.

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Anon gets tested | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/25/22(Wed)23:23:38 No.68783355 >anon calls me autistic >get tested >get IQ score of 133 and tested negative for autism indubitably, with all due respect to you and your persons. i mean this with the utmost sincerity towards those who inhabit this board and site -- you individuals are, in 332 KB PNG fact, the autistic ones.
Anonymous 05/25/22(Wed)23:23:38 No.68783355 >anon calls me autistic >get tested >get IQ score of 133 and tested negative for autism indubitably, with all due respect to you and your persons. i mean this with the utmost sincerity towards those who inhabit this board and site -- you individuals are, in 332 KB PNG fact, the autistic ones.

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2022 in a nutshell | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/28/17(Tue)13:33:16 No.52416332 >ancient evil awakens >morals and ethics have changed so much in the last 10,000 years that the ancient evil is considered pretty moderate by todays standards. >>52424597 #
: Anonymous 03/28/17(Tue)13:33:16 No.52416332 >ancient evil awakens >morals and ethics have changed so much in the last 10,000 years that the ancient evil is considered pretty moderate by todays standards. >>52424597 #

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Anon gets political | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion 196 KB PNG >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion 196 KB PNG >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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Anon is a buddhist | /r/Greentext


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Anon is devil | /r/Greentext


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Anon makes cashier mad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 45786553 3.1 MB JPG 3 hr. ago >>45782999 (OP) >Be me, southern european, went to the US to Colorado >In supermarket >Buy Beans, lots of fresh leafy greens, carrots, tomatoes, onions and garlic >Go to cashier >She has her nails polished, curly hair, little fat >"You eat healthy hun?" >"No" >"What do you mean, this looks pretty healthy" >"This is just normal people food" I made a cashier mad my first time in America.
Anonymous 45786553 3.1 MB JPG 3 hr. ago >>45782999 (OP) >Be me, southern european, went to the US to Colorado >In supermarket >Buy Beans, lots of fresh leafy greens, carrots, tomatoes, onions and garlic >Go to cashier >She has her nails polished, curly hair, little fat >"You eat healthy hun?" >"No" >"What do you mean, this looks pretty healthy" >"This is just normal people food" I made a cashier mad my first time in America.

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"Milk" tea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:38:05 No.68786407 >lose virginity >c-- >d--- is done f------, brain immediately stops thinking about sex or affection >schizoid mode 178 KB JPG >congratulate my girl on losing her virginity >she's still laying on the bed covered in my c-- >completely forget about aftercare >get up, ask if she wants tea and go make some i am literally a f------ robot
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:38:05 No.68786407 >lose virginity >c-- >d--- is done f------, brain immediately stops thinking about sex or affection >schizoid mode 178 KB JPG >congratulate my girl on losing her virginity >she's still laying on the bed covered in my c-- >completely forget about aftercare >get up, ask if she wants tea and go make some i am literally a f------ robot

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Shooting up in popularity | /r/Greentext


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Anon forgets he’s on 4 chan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous S 04/12/21 (Mon)16:56:22 No.851948354 P CAPE MAY COUNTY POLICE officer.jpg 327 KB JPG >tfw you can't tell the difference between a taser and a handgun
Anonymous S 04/12/21 (Mon)16:56:22 No.851948354 P CAPE MAY COUNTY POLICE officer.jpg 327 KB JPG >tfw you can't tell the difference between a taser and a handgun

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Anon gets fit | /r/Greentext

06/07/20(Sun)04:05:10 No.511291586 Whether you like it or not I'm telling a story about the best Nintendo character >be me >fat f--- autist >one day while being depressed I find my old wii and balance board Anonymous 141 KB JPG >create new Mii and boot up Wii Fit >do the set up and wait for it to call me a fat lard > get to the choose your trainer screen and choose the female > begin doing the workouts n other s--- > the trainer begins to feel like a friend > come back every day for a year just to see her > get in shape >no longer fat f--- autist It may seem odd but I still see her as a friend that encourages me to stay in shape : Anonymous it's good that your wife helps you get /fit/ fren 06/07/20(Sun)04:06:38 No.511291690
06/07/20(Sun)04:05:10 No.511291586 Whether you like it or not I'm telling a story about the best Nintendo character >be me >fat f--- autist >one day while being depressed I find my old wii and balance board Anonymous 141 KB JPG >create new Mii and boot up Wii Fit >do the set up and wait for it to call me a fat lard > get to the choose your trainer screen and choose the female > begin doing the workouts n other s--- > the trainer begins to feel like a friend > come back every day for a year just to see her > get in shape >no longer fat f--- autist It may seem odd but I still see her as a friend that encourages me to stay in shape : Anonymous it's good that your wife helps you get /fit/ fren 06/07/20(Sun)04:06:38 No.511291690

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Anon gets karma'd | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)00:49:28 No.68779535 >be me yesterday >trolling anons, making fun of their "serious" threads >one of them is particularly triggered 28 KB JPG >keep making fun of him >he wants to take it vocal so I my sent him my discord ID >join the call >silence.mp3 >wait for a solid 5 mins >he opens up webcam >see a dude sitting in a chair >he looks super familiar >take a closer look >its me >panic.exe >turn around >nothing there >look at my monitor >discord closed >get off my PC and start searching every corner of my house Was this even real or it was all due to lack of sleep
Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)00:49:28 No.68779535 >be me yesterday >trolling anons, making fun of their "serious" threads >one of them is particularly triggered 28 KB JPG >keep making fun of him >he wants to take it vocal so I my sent him my discord ID >join the call >silence.mp3 >wait for a solid 5 mins >he opens up webcam >see a dude sitting in a chair >he looks super familiar >take a closer look >its me >panic.exe >turn around >nothing there >look at my monitor >discord closed >get off my PC and start searching every corner of my house Was this even real or it was all due to lack of sleep

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Anon on nukes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: mukuliXo 02/21/22(Mon)04:05:09 No.362155767 Why does everyone assume that a single nuke launched means all out nuclear warfare? If someone nuked a city retaliating with another nuke would be the absolute worst decision you could make. 30 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: QDpfDg6m) 02/21/22(Mon)04:06:54 No.362156020 >>362155767 (OP) # >just let them nuke you br i bet you would let another man nuke your wife in front of you f----- >>362166561 # >>362185107 # >>362189907 #
: Anonymous (ID: mukuliXo 02/21/22(Mon)04:05:09 No.362155767 Why does everyone assume that a single nuke launched means all out nuclear warfare? If someone nuked a city retaliating with another nuke would be the absolute worst decision you could make. 30 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: QDpfDg6m) 02/21/22(Mon)04:06:54 No.362156020 >>362155767 (OP) # >just let them nuke you br i bet you would let another man nuke your wife in front of you f----- >>362166561 # >>362185107 # >>362189907 #

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Anon uses twitter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 48 KB PNG 05/26/22(Thu)06:32:06 No.68783995 >Weve noticed suspicious activity on your account please give us your phone number
: Anonymous 48 KB PNG 05/26/22(Thu)06:32:06 No.68783995 >Weve noticed suspicious activity on your account please give us your phone number

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Anon tells a story | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/21 (Tue)06:03:59 No.853083540 Here's a wholesome story for you bots >at dinner with my family at some sports bar >mom and dad both had a bad day and decided to destress, whatever, free food for me 353 KB PNG >throughout the whole dinner they're both kinda glum >my little brother suddenly looks like he had an idea and whispers in my ear "watch this" >he asks mom and dad to look each other in the eye as long as they can >think to myself w-- is he doing, a staring contest? >after about 15 seconds of eye contact they both start smiling and eventually they break into laughter at that. >mfw my lil bro is the best at making people happy Thanks lil bro
: Anonymous 04/27/21 (Tue)06:03:59 No.853083540 Here's a wholesome story for you bots >at dinner with my family at some sports bar >mom and dad both had a bad day and decided to destress, whatever, free food for me 353 KB PNG >throughout the whole dinner they're both kinda glum >my little brother suddenly looks like he had an idea and whispers in my ear "watch this" >he asks mom and dad to look each other in the eye as long as they can >think to myself w-- is he doing, a staring contest? >after about 15 seconds of eye contact they both start smiling and eventually they break into laughter at that. >mfw my lil bro is the best at making people happy Thanks lil bro

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Anon giving girl a ride | /r/Greentext

>Be me, giving girl a ride >Remember that girls get excited and horny if you do a handbrake turn >A corner approaches, i put my foot hard on the pedal. 185 KB PNG >As I reach the corner I apply the handbrake and turn the steering. >Her seat detaches from the mounts >Girl flies off of my bicycle and faceplants on the asphalt >Girl has her jaw and front teeth broken and >She is crying and spitting blood and teeth >Bystanders call 911 >MFW I am convicted of reckless endangerment of a child, social services take away my 2 y.o. daughter and I will go to prison.
>Be me, giving girl a ride >Remember that girls get excited and horny if you do a handbrake turn >A corner approaches, i put my foot hard on the pedal. 185 KB PNG >As I reach the corner I apply the handbrake and turn the steering. >Her seat detaches from the mounts >Girl flies off of my bicycle and faceplants on the asphalt >Girl has her jaw and front teeth broken and >She is crying and spitting blood and teeth >Bystanders call 911 >MFW I am convicted of reckless endangerment of a child, social services take away my 2 y.o. daughter and I will go to prison.

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Anon is a movie critic: 2.0 | /r/Greentext

file.png (2.24 MB, 1890x1012) google yandex iqdb wait >>366875715 They charge money to see her "panda" in the bathroom. The charge money for photos of her "panda" and videos of her "panda" Her mother tells her not to show her "panda" in public and to stay away from boys. The mc refuses and shows her "panda" to the entire school, then keeps the "panda". at the end of the film her mother tells her "You aren't going out with your "panda" out like that" and she replies "my panda my choice" It's pretty obvious what "panda" is
file.png (2.24 MB, 1890x1012) google yandex iqdb wait >>366875715 They charge money to see her "panda" in the bathroom. The charge money for photos of her "panda" and videos of her "panda" Her mother tells her not to show her "panda" in public and to stay away from boys. The mc refuses and shows her "panda" to the entire school, then keeps the "panda". at the end of the film her mother tells her "You aren't going out with your "panda" out like that" and she replies "my panda my choice" It's pretty obvious what "panda" is

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Anon is a chef. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)00:44:21 No.68784092 >be me >lvl 18 boy >feeling horny >near orgasm think how my c-- tastes >Oh idea, lets find out >c-- directly in the mouth 42 KB JPG >it was thick and there was sooo much of it >taste was neither tasty nor disgusting >was doing that s--- for 3 month >recently post nut clarity hits >feel a bit ashamed and disgusting Guys how should i stop doing that s---? Am I gay now? Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)00:47:28 No.68784114 >>68784092 (OP) a chef has to taste his own food.
Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)00:44:21 No.68784092 >be me >lvl 18 boy >feeling horny >near orgasm think how my c-- tastes >Oh idea, lets find out >c-- directly in the mouth 42 KB JPG >it was thick and there was sooo much of it >taste was neither tasty nor disgusting >was doing that s--- for 3 month >recently post nut clarity hits >feel a bit ashamed and disgusting Guys how should i stop doing that s---? Am I gay now? Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)00:47:28 No.68784114 >>68784092 (OP) a chef has to taste his own food.

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Anon on Republicans. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)06:26:06 No.68786322 329 KB PNG >MONDAY: mass shooting >TUESDAY: mass shooting >WEDNESDAY: mass shooting >THURSDAY: mass shooting >FRIDAY: mass shooting >SATURDAY: mass shooting >SUNDAY: mass shooting REPUBLICANS: "we gotta do something about trans people playing sports"
Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)06:26:06 No.68786322 329 KB PNG >MONDAY: mass shooting >TUESDAY: mass shooting >WEDNESDAY: mass shooting >THURSDAY: mass shooting >FRIDAY: mass shooting >SATURDAY: mass shooting >SUNDAY: mass shooting REPUBLICANS: "we gotta do something about trans people playing sports"

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