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Anon is sad to see Elves suffer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/23/21 (Fri)07:09:44 No.63346436 File: marcille.jpg (194 KB, 953x954) >live a long, happy life with your elven wife >she was 200 when you met her >she's 260 now >looks the same as the day you met >be human >die >elf wife suffers and mourns you for hundreds of years alone That's f------ why.

Anonymous 04/23/21 (Fri)07:09:44 No.63346436 File: marcille.jpg (194 KB, 953x954) >live a long, happy life with your elven wife >she was 200 when you met her >she's 260 now >looks the same as the day you met >be human >die >elf wife suffers and mourns you for hundreds of years alone That's f------ why.

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anon defends islam | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: e9PJOWFS) 144 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: oeW3wB9D) Anonymous (ID: oeW3wB9D) Anonymous (ID: H6GVbDan) ISLAM 06/06/17(Tue)05:31:26 No.128711961 Teacher told me to make anti racist poster. Any advice/suggestion ? 06/06/17 (Tue)05:32:58 No.128712049 06/06/17(Tue)05:33:36 No.128712076 06/06/17(Tue)05:34:17 No.128712111 MEANS D ⒸBOSCH FAWSTIN >>128711961 (OP) 25 KB JPG

Anonymous (ID: e9PJOWFS) 144 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: oeW3wB9D) Anonymous (ID: oeW3wB9D) Anonymous (ID: H6GVbDan) ISLAM 06/06/17(Tue)05:31:26 No.128711961 Teacher told me to make anti racist poster. Any advice/suggestion ? 06/06/17 (Tue)05:32:58 No.128712049 06/06/17(Tue)05:33:36 No.128712076 06/06/17(Tue)05:34:17 No.128712111 MEANS D ⒸBOSCH FAWSTIN >>128711961 (OP) 25 KB JPG

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Anon learns to love history | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/19(Thu)13:22:26 No.793824259 True Story >Be me in middle school. >Around 10 or 11. >Assassin's Creed 2 comes out. >My favorite game growing up. >Always thought Ezio was the coolest since I was a social 165 KB JPG outcast that was bullied. >Wanted to be strong and cool like him. >Anyways, we're learning about European history in my history class. >My state holds an educational assessment for all students to take. >Playing Assassin's Creed and this game sparks my love for history. >Reading books, articles online, etc. >Just filling my head with all this info. >Day of the assessment and I'm breezing through it. >Month or two later and we get our results back. >Teacher tells the class, "Only one person got a perfect score on this test in the whole school." >Kids say, "Who? WHO?!" Teacher makes a long pause, looks at me, and says, "It's Anon." >Everybody in the class was shocked. >Where my love for history started. Thanks, Ezio.

: Anonymous 02/28/19(Thu)13:22:26 No.793824259 True Story >Be me in middle school. >Around 10 or 11. >Assassin's Creed 2 comes out. >My favorite game growing up. >Always thought Ezio was the coolest since I was a social 165 KB JPG outcast that was bullied. >Wanted to be strong and cool like him. >Anyways, we're learning about European history in my history class. >My state holds an educational assessment for all students to take. >Playing Assassin's Creed and this game sparks my love for history. >Reading books, articles online, etc. >Just filling my head with all this info. >Day of the assessment and I'm breezing through it. >Month or two later and we get our results back. >Teacher tells the class, "Only one person got a perfect score on this test in the whole school." >Kids say, "Who? WHO?!" Teacher makes a long pause, looks at me, and says, "It's Anon." >Everybody in the class was shocked. >Where my love for history started. Thanks, Ezio.

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Anon smiles and gets placed in Spec Ed | /r/Greentext

Retarded stories thread >be me >be in first grade >taking test >teacher tells us if we can't do a problem, put a smile face 100 KB JPG >middle of test >look up at teacher >smile as hard as I can >hold smile for a solid 2 mins >mfw placed into special Ed next week

Retarded stories thread >be me >be in first grade >taking test >teacher tells us if we can't do a problem, put a smile face 100 KB JPG >middle of test >look up at teacher >smile as hard as I can >hold smile for a solid 2 mins >mfw placed into special Ed next week

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Anon is financially responsible | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: XKa6xbyD) 8 KB PNG >>301406177# 01/09/21 (Sat)01:40:35 No.301405702 >>301404743 (OP) # >why yes, i spend 20% of my allowance on reddit gold awards to let people know that they did a good think

Anonymous (ID: XKa6xbyD) 8 KB PNG >>301406177# 01/09/21 (Sat)01:40:35 No.301405702 >>301404743 (OP) # >why yes, i spend 20% of my allowance on reddit gold awards to let people know that they did a good think

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Room mate problems | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: NABivcoz 05/07/20(Thu)16:51:36 No.256576962 file.png 1.6 MB PNG Help how do I stop my jewish room mate from doing this?

: Anonymous (ID: NABivcoz 05/07/20(Thu)16:51:36 No.256576962 file.png 1.6 MB PNG Help how do I stop my jewish room mate from doing this?

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Anon meets an artist | /r/Greentext

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Bones can only rattle so much | /r/Greentext

>Throw milk at a skeleton >It gets stronger

>Throw milk at a skeleton >It gets stronger

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Anon learned the truth | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)18:43:58 No.274833790 >>274834051 >>274834080 >>274834170 >>274834282 >>274834373 >>274835435 >>274838721 >>274838835>>274840002 >>274840003 >>274840448 >>274843105 >>274825375 >sister is blind >spent entire life looking after her >she would follow me around like a puppy even into her late teens >thought she was being annoying and always made jokes about her and called her names >she pretended to think I was kidding and always laughed it off and made self depreciating jokes about herself >one day went to a mall in another city and ditched her as a mean spirited prank >watched what she did from a few feet away >she walked to the edge of the side wall and started yelling my name >a few passers looked at her weirdly but kept walking >she starts crying and sobbing my name >feel bad for her and people are starting to notice so pretend I was looking for her and go up to her >she hugs me quietly sobs and holds my hand until we get to the car >in the car starts crying and telling me how much she's always loved me and being sorry for being such a burden >mfw I realized I was a true monster

Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)18:43:58 No.274833790 >>274834051 >>274834080 >>274834170 >>274834282 >>274834373 >>274835435 >>274838721 >>274838835>>274840002 >>274840003 >>274840448 >>274843105 >>274825375 >sister is blind >spent entire life looking after her >she would follow me around like a puppy even into her late teens >thought she was being annoying and always made jokes about her and called her names >she pretended to think I was kidding and always laughed it off and made self depreciating jokes about herself >one day went to a mall in another city and ditched her as a mean spirited prank >watched what she did from a few feet away >she walked to the edge of the side wall and started yelling my name >a few passers looked at her weirdly but kept walking >she starts crying and sobbing my name >feel bad for her and people are starting to notice so pretend I was looking for her and go up to her >she hugs me quietly sobs and holds my hand until we get to the car >in the car starts crying and telling me how much she's always loved me and being sorry for being such a burden >mfw I realized I was a true monster

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Anon needs to study | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 18 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image 03/18/19(Mon)19:45:00 No.795302635 > be me > bad mood 'cause have to study > mom bought me oreos because she knows I like them thanks mom View Thread

: Anonymous 18 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image 03/18/19(Mon)19:45:00 No.795302635 > be me > bad mood 'cause have to study > mom bought me oreos because she knows I like them thanks mom View Thread

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Anon goes dwarf mode | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)14:25:55 No.87518138: COSEEE >>875175338 >Be me >5'1" >Take the dwarf pill 137 KB JPG >Grow long hair and a beard >Start worshiping Norse gods >Start blacksmithing and silversmithing >Get Nordic Tattoos >End up with qt3.14 4'11" redhead >Life is good You gotta use the cards you got anon.

: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)14:25:55 No.87518138: COSEEE >>875175338 >Be me >5'1" >Take the dwarf pill 137 KB JPG >Grow long hair and a beard >Start worshiping Norse gods >Start blacksmithing and silversmithing >Get Nordic Tattoos >End up with qt3.14 4'11" redhead >Life is good You gotta use the cards you got anon.

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America Moment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)06:26:06 No.68786322 329 KB PNG >MONDAY: mass shooting >TUESDAY: mass shooting >WEDNESDAY: mass shooting >THURSDAY: mass shooting >FRIDAY: mass shooting >SATURDAY: mass shooting >SUNDAY: mass shooting REPUBLICANS: "we gotta do something about trans people playing sports"

Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)06:26:06 No.68786322 329 KB PNG >MONDAY: mass shooting >TUESDAY: mass shooting >WEDNESDAY: mass shooting >THURSDAY: mass shooting >FRIDAY: mass shooting >SATURDAY: mass shooting >SUNDAY: mass shooting REPUBLICANS: "we gotta do something about trans people playing sports"

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Anon is cop | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: OI/IMEHO) 04/26/14(Sat)01:38:43 No.543898176 >Be a cop >Patrolling, doing cop things >See a guy driving like 15 miles below the speed limit 36 KB JPG >Swerving around like a m----------- >Can see lots of smoke coming out of his windows >Assume he's blazing it, pull him over >Walk up to his window and he rolls it down >He's got a f------ hot plate plugged into his c-------- lighter >M----------- is making pancakes while driving and burned them

Anonymous (ID: OI/IMEHO) 04/26/14(Sat)01:38:43 No.543898176 >Be a cop >Patrolling, doing cop things >See a guy driving like 15 miles below the speed limit 36 KB JPG >Swerving around like a m----------- >Can see lots of smoke coming out of his windows >Assume he's blazing it, pull him over >Walk up to his window and he rolls it down >He's got a f------ hot plate plugged into his c-------- lighter >M----------- is making pancakes while driving and burned them

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Mexicanon doesn't like the term latinx | /r/Greentext

1/1 VSriljla (OP) US 1h (5/27 23:31) 379786900 97 Re. 15 Img PNG 31KB (585 × 225) . 48 Replies New York Yankees *** Yanes @Yankees Each year, more than 4,100 Latinx people die from gun violence in the U.S. and 13,300 are shot and wounded. 5:52 PM - May 26, 2022. Twitter Web App 6,839 Retweets 1,617 Quote Tweets 45.5K Likes Why do Latinx's get so offended by the gender neutral erm Latinx? They're simply seething in the replies. https://twitter.com/Yankees/status/1529973777647521799 1/1 JmWn2UlkMX 1h (5/27 23:32) 379787105 10 Replies >>379786900 (OP) We are not even Latinos you stupid n-----, Latinos are from Italy. We are HISPANICS.

1/1 VSriljla (OP) US 1h (5/27 23:31) 379786900 97 Re. 15 Img PNG 31KB (585 × 225) . 48 Replies New York Yankees *** Yanes @Yankees Each year, more than 4,100 Latinx people die from gun violence in the U.S. and 13,300 are shot and wounded. 5:52 PM - May 26, 2022. Twitter Web App 6,839 Retweets 1,617 Quote Tweets 45.5K Likes Why do Latinx's get so offended by the gender neutral erm Latinx? They're simply seething in the replies. https://twitter.com/Yankees/status/1529973777647521799 1/1 JmWn2UlkMX 1h (5/27 23:32) 379787105 10 Replies >>379786900 (OP) We are not even Latinos you stupid n-----, Latinos are from Italy. We are HISPANICS.

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Anon on reversed harassment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 179 KB JPG less. 05/27/22 (Fri)22:34:08 No.68804110 Women unironically be like >you know I dont like it when you look at my boobs, how would YOU feel if I were to look at your crotch the whole time Bitch, turning the situation around doesnt work since I couldnt care

Anonymous 179 KB JPG less. 05/27/22 (Fri)22:34:08 No.68804110 Women unironically be like >you know I dont like it when you look at my boobs, how would YOU feel if I were to look at your crotch the whole time Bitch, turning the situation around doesnt work since I couldnt care

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Anon's Dad is a Chad | /r/Greentext

05/27/22 (Fri)23:27:45 No.66937974 : Anonymous Chad Dad stories >be me many years ago >regular teenage kid going through teenage b------- >gf f---- some guy and dumps me >think it's the end of the world and don't know how to cope 227 KB JPG >Dad was a heavy smoker, smoked a pack or two a day >steal cigarettes from Dad and go up to the roof of my house and thinking smoking and crying like a beta would help me >Hear sound so chuck the c-- I lit up and hide the c-- packet behind me >Dad comes up to the roof. Looks at me and has his hands out with palm open >"give me the cigarettes Anon" >Act like I don't know what he's talking about >He moves me aside and finds them behind me >Sits down next to me and asks "why are you smoking son?" >tell him about what happened and start breaking down >say I took these because he always said he smoked because of stress and it helps >he starts off with "You know...it's not the same thing...." >pauses for what seems like an eternity > "You know what? It's b-------. It doesn't help me and it won't help you" >crushes the entire c-------- box in his massive hand like it was paper >throws the lighter and it explodes > "I promise you I'll never touch another c-------- again and I want you to promise me you'll do the same" >he actually kept his word and quit smoking cold turkey >it's been 12 years since he smoked >Mfw he actually gave it up because he didn't want me to f--- myself up Going back to story >next day takes me to gym >"if you're angry then take it out in here" >I continue to lift and make good gains >fast forward 12 years, I.e now, my wife just delivered my child last month >see him holding my child in his arms and seeing his eyes light up like Christmas >still healthy as a horse I love you, you old bastard. Thanks for everything you done for me. Do you have a Chad Dad /fit/?

05/27/22 (Fri)23:27:45 No.66937974 : Anonymous Chad Dad stories >be me many years ago >regular teenage kid going through teenage b------- >gf f---- some guy and dumps me >think it's the end of the world and don't know how to cope 227 KB JPG >Dad was a heavy smoker, smoked a pack or two a day >steal cigarettes from Dad and go up to the roof of my house and thinking smoking and crying like a beta would help me >Hear sound so chuck the c-- I lit up and hide the c-- packet behind me >Dad comes up to the roof. Looks at me and has his hands out with palm open >"give me the cigarettes Anon" >Act like I don't know what he's talking about >He moves me aside and finds them behind me >Sits down next to me and asks "why are you smoking son?" >tell him about what happened and start breaking down >say I took these because he always said he smoked because of stress and it helps >he starts off with "You know...it's not the same thing...." >pauses for what seems like an eternity > "You know what? It's b-------. It doesn't help me and it won't help you" >crushes the entire c-------- box in his massive hand like it was paper >throws the lighter and it explodes > "I promise you I'll never touch another c-------- again and I want you to promise me you'll do the same" >he actually kept his word and quit smoking cold turkey >it's been 12 years since he smoked >Mfw he actually gave it up because he didn't want me to f--- myself up Going back to story >next day takes me to gym >"if you're angry then take it out in here" >I continue to lift and make good gains >fast forward 12 years, I.e now, my wife just delivered my child last month >see him holding my child in his arms and seeing his eyes light up like Christmas >still healthy as a horse I love you, you old bastard. Thanks for everything you done for me. Do you have a Chad Dad /fit/?

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Anon passed his medical exam | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous The doctor discovers abscesses 07/23/18(Mon) 23:32:51 No.6947029 > be me > mentor recently died, I therefore inherited his status as doctor > 7th century idk > walk past the farms on my way to the castle 149 KB PNG > see a family of peasants waiting for me > male is sick, has a big fleshy orb on his back > *notices buldge* ō>ō what's this? > "please cure my husband, he's become ill" > no clue w-- he has > sure.carvedstone > poke with doctors stick > buldge bursts > whitish cream bursts everywhere > looks like spider blood > smells like spider blood > tastes like spider blood > declare farmer possessed by spider > burned alive at the stake > king pays me godly for preventing spider disease from spreading > feelsgoodman

: Anonymous The doctor discovers abscesses 07/23/18(Mon) 23:32:51 No.6947029 > be me > mentor recently died, I therefore inherited his status as doctor > 7th century idk > walk past the farms on my way to the castle 149 KB PNG > see a family of peasants waiting for me > male is sick, has a big fleshy orb on his back > *notices buldge* ō>ō what's this? > "please cure my husband, he's become ill" > no clue w-- he has > sure.carvedstone > poke with doctors stick > buldge bursts > whitish cream bursts everywhere > looks like spider blood > smells like spider blood > tastes like spider blood > declare farmer possessed by spider > burned alive at the stake > king pays me godly for preventing spider disease from spreading > feelsgoodman

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Anon has an addiction | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: xSt1a+qW 05/28/22(Sat) 09:32:05 No.379876742 97 KB JPG I was just jerking off to a sissy a--- trainer hypnosis video and the girl in the video told me to drink a s--- ton of water and hold it my blader for more pleasure while I was f------ my prostate. When I had my sissygasm (a--- orgasm) a mixture of c-- and piss shot out all over my room with the fury of a thousand suns. I kid you f------ not my entire bed and floor is now covered in a mixture of piss, c--, and lube. I just laid there and felt instant regret that I've never felt from my p--- addiction before. I f------ hate the jews for doing this me. I haven't even cleaned it up yet, i'm just sitting here in bed on the verge of crying too ashamed to look at the mess I created.

: Anonymous (ID: xSt1a+qW 05/28/22(Sat) 09:32:05 No.379876742 97 KB JPG I was just jerking off to a sissy a--- trainer hypnosis video and the girl in the video told me to drink a s--- ton of water and hold it my blader for more pleasure while I was f------ my prostate. When I had my sissygasm (a--- orgasm) a mixture of c-- and piss shot out all over my room with the fury of a thousand suns. I kid you f------ not my entire bed and floor is now covered in a mixture of piss, c--, and lube. I just laid there and felt instant regret that I've never felt from my p--- addiction before. I f------ hate the jews for doing this me. I haven't even cleaned it up yet, i'm just sitting here in bed on the verge of crying too ashamed to look at the mess I created.

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Anon has a dad. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/28/22(Sat)03:43:39 No.68811440 >be me >white >dad is pretty against racemixing >don't care >want to show him something I found online >forgot my phone 22 KB JPG >he gives me his >several searches for Asian women in his autofill

Anonymous 05/28/22(Sat)03:43:39 No.68811440 >be me >white >dad is pretty against racemixing >don't care >want to show him something I found online >forgot my phone 22 KB JPG >he gives me his >several searches for Asian women in his autofill

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Anon had an Encounter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 228 KB PNG attractive" 4 Replies / 1 Image 05/02/20(Sat) 20:36:38 No.826674449 >at university >accidentally bump into a girl carrying papers >kneel down to help her collect them >our eyes meet >I say something like "hey, its like in the movies" >"yeah except in movies the guys View Thread

: Anonymous 228 KB PNG attractive" 4 Replies / 1 Image 05/02/20(Sat) 20:36:38 No.826674449 >at university >accidentally bump into a girl carrying papers >kneel down to help her collect them >our eyes meet >I say something like "hey, its like in the movies" >"yeah except in movies the guys View Thread

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