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Anonymous 06/03/18(Sun)09:54:07 No.11260164 >my mom left school at 16 due to poverty >never showed much interest in books, music etc >retired last year >has since been reading 53 KB JPG through all the books I left in boxes at home >her enthusiasm for reading is so pure feel bad for not enjoying reading that much these days >she kept asking me if I was writing a book and said she could "never do that" >picked up the hint and encouraged her to give it a go, without getting my hopes up >tfw she sent me a story she wrote about two rabbits who become friends >tfw it made me cry and feels more honest than anything I've written How to cope with this feel bros? I love my mum so much.
Anonymous 06/03/18(Sun)09:54:07 No.11260164 >my mom left school at 16 due to poverty >never showed much interest in books, music etc >retired last year >has since been reading 53 KB JPG through all the books I left in boxes at home >her enthusiasm for reading is so pure feel bad for not enjoying reading that much these days >she kept asking me if I was writing a book and said she could "never do that" >picked up the hint and encouraged her to give it a go, without getting my hopes up >tfw she sent me a story she wrote about two rabbits who become friends >tfw it made me cry and feels more honest than anything I've written How to cope with this feel bros? I love my mum so much.

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Maniacal porpoise | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Cooooooooom > be me, 23 > f------ this older girl, she's around 30 > getbusycoomingorgetbusydying > suddenly she grabs my face and leans close bo neb > wispers 'come for mommy baby boy' > sit there frozen in complete shock > j--- the biggest load of my life Guys I am no longer attracted to girls my age, this bitch has given me a mommy fetish and ruined my life 03/23/21(Tue)08:07:07 No.62876647
: Anonymous Cooooooooom > be me, 23 > f------ this older girl, she's around 30 > getbusycoomingorgetbusydying > suddenly she grabs my face and leans close bo neb > wispers 'come for mommy baby boy' > sit there frozen in complete shock > j--- the biggest load of my life Guys I am no longer attracted to girls my age, this bitch has given me a mommy fetish and ruined my life 03/23/21(Tue)08:07:07 No.62876647

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Anon goes on a binge | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/22/22(Sun)06:55:08 No.17877636 >monday >wife tells me she will stay a bit later at work on friday >I was craving McD for days at that point >start fasting in anteciaption for the no girls night >no girls night arrives >order 10 big macs, 20 mcnuggets, 4 chocolate pies, mcflurry, large coke >demolish everything while watching s--- on youtube >throw up in the toilet >feeling hungry again >order more food >baked rice, potatoes with bacon cheddar creamcheese, barbecue-style pork beef >destroy everything >pass out >wake up saturday 2pm >take a monster s--- >kinda hungry afterwards Zero regrets >>17877844 # >>17879306 # >>17880337 # >>17898876 #
: Anonymous 05/22/22(Sun)06:55:08 No.17877636 >monday >wife tells me she will stay a bit later at work on friday >I was craving McD for days at that point >start fasting in anteciaption for the no girls night >no girls night arrives >order 10 big macs, 20 mcnuggets, 4 chocolate pies, mcflurry, large coke >demolish everything while watching s--- on youtube >throw up in the toilet >feeling hungry again >order more food >baked rice, potatoes with bacon cheddar creamcheese, barbecue-style pork beef >destroy everything >pass out >wake up saturday 2pm >take a monster s--- >kinda hungry afterwards Zero regrets >>17877844 # >>17879306 # >>17880337 # >>17898876 #

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Anon gives an inspiring speach | /r/Greentext

A0CB3AE1-9A1D-47F7-909A-31498FCC18C0.png 240 KB PNG YOU WILL OWN THE LAND YOU WILL EAT THE ORGANIC FOOD YOU WILL SMOKE THE CIGARS YOU WILL F--- THE WIFE YOU WILL HAVE THE CHILDREN YOU WILL SPEAK THE TRUTH YOU WILL BREAK THE GLOBALISTS YOU WILL HAVE LOTS OF MONEY AND YOULL BE HAPPY
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The Brazilian Shower | /r/Greentext

11/12/21(Fri) 19:12:09 No.347317927 Anonymous (ID: Vcl4rRji ) Engineering Marvels from your (...) The brazilian electric shower: >costs 10 dollars >very energy efficient >doesn't need a boiler >washes hundreds of millions of brazilians every single day with minimal casualties 435 KB PNG Firsties will cry about muh exposed wires but won't admit they have a literal gas bomb in their home constantly poisoning their family. Enjoy your expensive showers boileroids, electric chads win again.
11/12/21(Fri) 19:12:09 No.347317927 Anonymous (ID: Vcl4rRji ) Engineering Marvels from your (...) The brazilian electric shower: >costs 10 dollars >very energy efficient >doesn't need a boiler >washes hundreds of millions of brazilians every single day with minimal casualties 435 KB PNG Firsties will cry about muh exposed wires but won't admit they have a literal gas bomb in their home constantly poisoning their family. Enjoy your expensive showers boileroids, electric chads win again.

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Anon hates Burko | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/29/22(Sun)10:24:03 No.879071791 >Be me, Murican >Have an issue with a guy named Skeeter >Go to Walmart >Buy a gun >Shoot Skeeter 4 KB JPG >Go to jail >Blacked by n------ >Be me, Aussie >Have an issue with some c---, Burko >Go to buy a gun >Have to get license >Waiting period of 3 months >I wanna f----- kill Burko I hate that c--- >Go to the Dr for my alcohol damaged liver (which is free) >He gives me a referral to see a Psychologist >Get 10 free sessions >I see the c---, we talk about Burko and what I should do while I wait for my gun >3 months goes by >Talk over my issues with me old man and my ex missus >Don't hate Burko anymore >Get a new job and play sports Burko's still a c--- though Hmmmmmmm I wonder why we don't get any c---- killing kids in schools hmmmmm?
: Anonymous 05/29/22(Sun)10:24:03 No.879071791 >Be me, Murican >Have an issue with a guy named Skeeter >Go to Walmart >Buy a gun >Shoot Skeeter 4 KB JPG >Go to jail >Blacked by n------ >Be me, Aussie >Have an issue with some c---, Burko >Go to buy a gun >Have to get license >Waiting period of 3 months >I wanna f----- kill Burko I hate that c--- >Go to the Dr for my alcohol damaged liver (which is free) >He gives me a referral to see a Psychologist >Get 10 free sessions >I see the c---, we talk about Burko and what I should do while I wait for my gun >3 months goes by >Talk over my issues with me old man and my ex missus >Don't hate Burko anymore >Get a new job and play sports Burko's still a c--- though Hmmmmmmm I wonder why we don't get any c---- killing kids in schools hmmmmm?

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Anon does not like PC gamers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/18/18(Mon)10:46:10 No.46196821 >be walking through town center >come across a father and his teen daughter having an argument >"Dad i dont want a f------ computer to game on, im getting a Xbox!" 42 KB JPG >"But computers are so much better! Arte you f------ dumb, im not letting you get an xbox!" >she turns away from him >father lets out a primal roar and tears off his trousers to reveal a 24 inch overclocked c--- with a GTX 1070 inserted into his b------- >he charges at his daughter and spears her up the ass >she melts into cooling fluid and spunk and drains back into his balls >Fathers balls swell to reveal their LED aesthetics >father turns to an onlooking woman who is quivvering and soaking >rams his overcock into her p---- >unloads his daughter into her >after 5 seconds woman gives birth to a teenage boy >he stands up >"hey dad can you help me build my PC please?" >father hugs him while sobbing with joy f------ hate PC master racers
: Anonymous 06/18/18(Mon)10:46:10 No.46196821 >be walking through town center >come across a father and his teen daughter having an argument >"Dad i dont want a f------ computer to game on, im getting a Xbox!" 42 KB JPG >"But computers are so much better! Arte you f------ dumb, im not letting you get an xbox!" >she turns away from him >father lets out a primal roar and tears off his trousers to reveal a 24 inch overclocked c--- with a GTX 1070 inserted into his b------- >he charges at his daughter and spears her up the ass >she melts into cooling fluid and spunk and drains back into his balls >Fathers balls swell to reveal their LED aesthetics >father turns to an onlooking woman who is quivvering and soaking >rams his overcock into her p---- >unloads his daughter into her >after 5 seconds woman gives birth to a teenage boy >he stands up >"hey dad can you help me build my PC please?" >father hugs him while sobbing with joy f------ hate PC master racers

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Anon teaches his office | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 775720450 704.8 kB JPG 1 min ago >be me >dispatch manager for a small company >bunch of 18 year olds start working in the shipping dept >start using the most current memes, yet, ligma etc, just general s--- from 4chan/reddit to see if they get it >kids get really into it >everything is a meme to them >boss walks into the dispatch room just as I chuck some packing tape to one the kids screaming yeet as I do it >boss takes one look at me and says "looks like you've got a case of updog" >one of the kids replies "what's up dog?" >MFW my boss is the biggest memer in the office REPLY
Anonymous | 775720450 704.8 kB JPG 1 min ago >be me >dispatch manager for a small company >bunch of 18 year olds start working in the shipping dept >start using the most current memes, yet, ligma etc, just general s--- from 4chan/reddit to see if they get it >kids get really into it >everything is a meme to them >boss walks into the dispatch room just as I chuck some packing tape to one the kids screaming yeet as I do it >boss takes one look at me and says "looks like you've got a case of updog" >one of the kids replies "what's up dog?" >MFW my boss is the biggest memer in the office REPLY

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Anon enjoys European fashion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/29/22(Sun)00:02:40 No.879047076 >be me, at work, pre-covid >some co-workers in the coffee room are talking about where to find good clothes ffect I see. 64 KB JPG >one of them is both a giant and obese, complains that the Big And Tall shops don't have s--- that's good quality and in business casual >someone pulls me into the conversation and asks me where I get mine >time to gloat >mention that I actually bought my whole current wardrobe from a trip to Europe a year ago >I found some shop that had nice, neat and interesting clothing, good quality, reasonable price, and in my exact size >pull the tag of my coat over to show them the 164 on the label >I admit I genuinely don't know how European sizing works, but I tried on a pair of jeans in 164 and they were perfect >they don't vanity size or carter to landwhales there, it's possible to find great and stylish clothes in people- sizes >ended up finding so much cool and perfectly fitting stuff that I just bought a whole wardrobe >left all of the clothes I had brought from back home to the hotel "They're kids' clothes." >the mean 7/10 goth from accounting, who wasn't even involved in the conversation, holds her phone up to show what she's been quietly googling "European kids' sizes go by height in centimetres. 164 cm, about 5'5. You're wearing clothes meant for a 14- year-old." >and from that day onward nobody ever f------ let me live that down
: Anonymous 05/29/22(Sun)00:02:40 No.879047076 >be me, at work, pre-covid >some co-workers in the coffee room are talking about where to find good clothes ffect I see. 64 KB JPG >one of them is both a giant and obese, complains that the Big And Tall shops don't have s--- that's good quality and in business casual >someone pulls me into the conversation and asks me where I get mine >time to gloat >mention that I actually bought my whole current wardrobe from a trip to Europe a year ago >I found some shop that had nice, neat and interesting clothing, good quality, reasonable price, and in my exact size >pull the tag of my coat over to show them the 164 on the label >I admit I genuinely don't know how European sizing works, but I tried on a pair of jeans in 164 and they were perfect >they don't vanity size or carter to landwhales there, it's possible to find great and stylish clothes in people- sizes >ended up finding so much cool and perfectly fitting stuff that I just bought a whole wardrobe >left all of the clothes I had brought from back home to the hotel "They're kids' clothes." >the mean 7/10 goth from accounting, who wasn't even involved in the conversation, holds her phone up to show what she's been quietly googling "European kids' sizes go by height in centimetres. 164 cm, about 5'5. You're wearing clothes meant for a 14- year-old." >and from that day onward nobody ever f------ let me live that down

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why does anon hear boss music | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 05/28/22(Sat) 22:57:16 No.879046828 >finish a 10/10 video game >credits screen interrupted by the true final phase of the boss fight
: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 05/28/22(Sat) 22:57:16 No.879046828 >finish a 10/10 video game >credits screen interrupted by the true final phase of the boss fight

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anon has insomnia | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/28/22(Sat)17:31:05 No.879030484 >have insomnia >stay up for 32 hours >watch hours and hours of Australian youtubers >coldones, ididathing, gmanlives, stimpee etc 316 KB PNG >go to the store to get lunch at the deli counter >everyone I hear sounds Australian >start freaking out a little >walk up to deli counter >order and the whole time guy sounds Australian to me >start to have a panic attack >go home and sleep >dream in Australian accents After doing some research this is apparently an auditory hallucination from lack of sleep. Still f------ weird.
: Anonymous 05/28/22(Sat)17:31:05 No.879030484 >have insomnia >stay up for 32 hours >watch hours and hours of Australian youtubers >coldones, ididathing, gmanlives, stimpee etc 316 KB PNG >go to the store to get lunch at the deli counter >everyone I hear sounds Australian >start freaking out a little >walk up to deli counter >order and the whole time guy sounds Australian to me >start to have a panic attack >go home and sleep >dream in Australian accents After doing some research this is apparently an auditory hallucination from lack of sleep. Still f------ weird.

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Anon places a McDonalds Order | /r/Greentext

Anonymous worst fastfood experience? 04/12/21(Mon)09:29:17 No.15929124 > be me > jew it up with McDonald's app for sweet coupons > name myself "Tyrone McNier" > decided to order 20 pc nuggies and large fry 23 KB JPG > do mobile order and decide to pick up > when I walk inside there's commotion happening. All workers are black > An extremely mad nog is yelling "AYO I GOT AN ORDER FOR TYRONE MCNI ER IF YOU AINT A BITCH COME PICK UP YA FOOD" > "YOU ARE YOU TYRONE?" >'n..no I'm just hear to use the bathroom" > worker starts chimping out and yelling at everyone in the store who's order this is. > go in bathroom and then instantly leave right after Why did nobody tell me that they can see your name? I thought they were just order numbers? Is there a political reason for this do they wanna signal us out
Anonymous worst fastfood experience? 04/12/21(Mon)09:29:17 No.15929124 > be me > jew it up with McDonald's app for sweet coupons > name myself "Tyrone McNier" > decided to order 20 pc nuggies and large fry 23 KB JPG > do mobile order and decide to pick up > when I walk inside there's commotion happening. All workers are black > An extremely mad nog is yelling "AYO I GOT AN ORDER FOR TYRONE MCNI ER IF YOU AINT A BITCH COME PICK UP YA FOOD" > "YOU ARE YOU TYRONE?" >'n..no I'm just hear to use the bathroom" > worker starts chimping out and yelling at everyone in the store who's order this is. > go in bathroom and then instantly leave right after Why did nobody tell me that they can see your name? I thought they were just order numbers? Is there a political reason for this do they wanna signal us out

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Anon says faggot on reddit | /r/Greentext

4chan >Call someone a f----- >At worst they call you a f----- back >That's that 3 KB PNG Reddit >Call someone a f----- >"I thought that in this day and age we wouldn't have to deal with homophobia my grandfather was a leather daddy in the 50s and he had AIDS and that's ok and multiculturalism is great and I love b--------- and... Etc >You have been banned fro r/whatever please suck our d---- to come back Redditors can't even handle entry-level banter, they're like the preschoolers of the internet.
4chan >Call someone a f----- >At worst they call you a f----- back >That's that 3 KB PNG Reddit >Call someone a f----- >"I thought that in this day and age we wouldn't have to deal with homophobia my grandfather was a leather daddy in the 50s and he had AIDS and that's ok and multiculturalism is great and I love b--------- and... Etc >You have been banned fro r/whatever please suck our d---- to come back Redditors can't even handle entry-level banter, they're like the preschoolers of the internet.

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Kissing cousin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/28/22(Sat)19:14:21 No.68820108 >be me >have retarded bimbo cousin come over >stay in my room as much as possible to avoid her, mostly studying or playing games 31 KB JPG >she comes in my room while im playing >"heyyyyyy anonnnnn, can i talk to your friends? theyd looove me" >she puts on my headphones and tries "seducing" (?) my friends >obviously doesnt work, so she becomes super hostile >"you fat f----, total losers", spewing random insults at them >one of them replies back "anon called you a burden" >she begins crying and screaming at me, goes to complain to her mother How the f--- do people like her exist? I'm ashamed to be related to her. I feel bad I let my friends listen to her b-------
: Anonymous 05/28/22(Sat)19:14:21 No.68820108 >be me >have retarded bimbo cousin come over >stay in my room as much as possible to avoid her, mostly studying or playing games 31 KB JPG >she comes in my room while im playing >"heyyyyyy anonnnnn, can i talk to your friends? theyd looove me" >she puts on my headphones and tries "seducing" (?) my friends >obviously doesnt work, so she becomes super hostile >"you fat f----, total losers", spewing random insults at them >one of them replies back "anon called you a burden" >she begins crying and screaming at me, goes to complain to her mother How the f--- do people like her exist? I'm ashamed to be related to her. I feel bad I let my friends listen to her b-------

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Anon is in school | /r/Greentext

MY SIDES Let me tell you a story Anons that happened a little while ago. 47 KB JPG >be in school >school is in québec >liberal as f--- >inb4 québecfag >f------ deal with it >class is discussing multiverse theory >teacher is an annoying leftie hippie >try my best to ignore them and read my book >teacher mentions "if the mutliverse theory is true, there's an universe where hitler is right". >immediately say out loud "well duh it's this one". >whole class gets silent >look at me
MY SIDES Let me tell you a story Anons that happened a little while ago. 47 KB JPG >be in school >school is in québec >liberal as f--- >inb4 québecfag >f------ deal with it >class is discussing multiverse theory >teacher is an annoying leftie hippie >try my best to ignore them and read my book >teacher mentions "if the mutliverse theory is true, there's an universe where hitler is right". >immediately say out loud "well duh it's this one". >whole class gets silent >look at me

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Anon has a pet hamster | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/28/18(Sun)16:05:52 No.758222406 My autism peaked today >be me WHY DO I GO THIS TO MYSELF >spent all of last year losing weight and getting into shape >actually manage to somehow make myself look like a decent 953 KB GIF human being >cute girl from my lectures who I occasionally speak to asks me if i want to go to gym with her >i dont even see her as a possible partner coz she's way hotter than me >tell her to meet me there at 1 >she shows up a few minutes before i do >we talked a lot in the gym but still not sure if it was flirty or not but she touched/stroked my arm 13 times (i counted) one time it was longed than 8 Mississippis >we do some weights but mostly work on core muscles >she's in pretty great shape >after we finish i say "I really should have done cardio today" >she says "well you can always come back to my flat for that" >"why, do you have a treadmill there or something"...yes i said this >she says "no" with a smirk AND a wink >THIS DIDN'T REGISTER WITH ME >"hahaha why would I come over then, besides I have to get home and feed my hamster" >she looks at me weirdly like "really?" >I don't even realize what I've done till I was speaking to a friend about it >tfw when i turned down possible sex with a 8/10 girl to go feed my fat f------ hamster I think i still have a shot though. We are still texting and plan to go to gym again soon.
Anonymous 01/28/18(Sun)16:05:52 No.758222406 My autism peaked today >be me WHY DO I GO THIS TO MYSELF >spent all of last year losing weight and getting into shape >actually manage to somehow make myself look like a decent 953 KB GIF human being >cute girl from my lectures who I occasionally speak to asks me if i want to go to gym with her >i dont even see her as a possible partner coz she's way hotter than me >tell her to meet me there at 1 >she shows up a few minutes before i do >we talked a lot in the gym but still not sure if it was flirty or not but she touched/stroked my arm 13 times (i counted) one time it was longed than 8 Mississippis >we do some weights but mostly work on core muscles >she's in pretty great shape >after we finish i say "I really should have done cardio today" >she says "well you can always come back to my flat for that" >"why, do you have a treadmill there or something"...yes i said this >she says "no" with a smirk AND a wink >THIS DIDN'T REGISTER WITH ME >"hahaha why would I come over then, besides I have to get home and feed my hamster" >she looks at me weirdly like "really?" >I don't even realize what I've done till I was speaking to a friend about it >tfw when i turned down possible sex with a 8/10 girl to go feed my fat f------ hamster I think i still have a shot though. We are still texting and plan to go to gym again soon.

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anon is a degen | /r/Greentext

05/28/22(Sat) 18:21:37 No.68814726 m : Anonymous 1570526791034.gif 163 KB GIF >neet who never worked >won 20k gambling like a degenerate in an online crypto casino >cashed out and blocked all websites so I never gamble again >won against the eternal jew Just bought some stupid normie Iphone 13 and some fresh nike sneakers. Eat s--- poorfags, got rewarded for being a degenerate
05/28/22(Sat) 18:21:37 No.68814726 m : Anonymous 1570526791034.gif 163 KB GIF >neet who never worked >won 20k gambling like a degenerate in an online crypto casino >cashed out and blocked all websites so I never gamble again >won against the eternal jew Just bought some stupid normie Iphone 13 and some fresh nike sneakers. Eat s--- poorfags, got rewarded for being a degenerate

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Precious deer | /r/Greentext

File: 1635198163262.webm (2.73 MB, 576x850) Anonymous 10/26/21(Tue)00:02:37 No.64082964 ► >>64082979 >>64082998 >>64083012 >>64083034 >>64083052 >>64083067 >>64083068 >>64083074 >>64083075 >>64083084 >>64083089 >>64083105 >>64083112 >>64083220 >>64083249 >>64083352 >>64083353 >>64083393 >>64083411 >>64083465 >>64083480 >>64083488 >>64083510 >>64083549 >>64083619 >>64083706 >>64083801 >>64083840 >>64083872 >>64083925 >>64083943 >>64084175 >>64084507 >>64084932 >>64085155 >>64086307 >>64087599 >>64087622 >>64088398 >>64088727 >>64088741 >>64089447 >>64089967 >>64090258 >>64091282 >>64091716 >anon, why do you only have proteins and dairy in your fridge? I want to make us pancakes! what's the correct response here Anonymous 10/26/21(Tue)00:03:28 No.64082981 ► >>64083175 >>64085197 who the f--- are you and why are you in my kitchen Anonymous 10/26/21(Tue)00:04:38 No.64082998 ▶ >>64083093 >>64083175 >>64083889 >>64083943 >>64085532 >>64085709 >>64086141 >>64087513 >>64087683 >>64088320 >>64082964 (OP) My therapist says you are not real
File: 1635198163262.webm (2.73 MB, 576x850) Anonymous 10/26/21(Tue)00:02:37 No.64082964 ► >>64082979 >>64082998 >>64083012 >>64083034 >>64083052 >>64083067 >>64083068 >>64083074 >>64083075 >>64083084 >>64083089 >>64083105 >>64083112 >>64083220 >>64083249 >>64083352 >>64083353 >>64083393 >>64083411 >>64083465 >>64083480 >>64083488 >>64083510 >>64083549 >>64083619 >>64083706 >>64083801 >>64083840 >>64083872 >>64083925 >>64083943 >>64084175 >>64084507 >>64084932 >>64085155 >>64086307 >>64087599 >>64087622 >>64088398 >>64088727 >>64088741 >>64089447 >>64089967 >>64090258 >>64091282 >>64091716 >anon, why do you only have proteins and dairy in your fridge? I want to make us pancakes! what's the correct response here Anonymous 10/26/21(Tue)00:03:28 No.64082981 ► >>64083175 >>64085197 who the f--- are you and why are you in my kitchen Anonymous 10/26/21(Tue)00:04:38 No.64082998 ▶ >>64083093 >>64083175 >>64083889 >>64083943 >>64085532 >>64085709 >>64086141 >>64087513 >>64087683 >>64088320 >>64082964 (OP) My therapist says you are not real

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Anon is buying a new pc | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/28/22(Sat)17:12:03 No.600403702 >new pc arrives sometime next week >have had this one since 2015 >been a good run, it's not broken or anything just getting old and can't keep up 21 KB JPG >today out of the blue starts acting up, being super slow and s---, task manager not responding tier b------- I think my computer knows it's being replaced and is throwing a tantrum. Should I feel bad for it? We've seen each other naked many times after all
: Anonymous 05/28/22(Sat)17:12:03 No.600403702 >new pc arrives sometime next week >have had this one since 2015 >been a good run, it's not broken or anything just getting old and can't keep up 21 KB JPG >today out of the blue starts acting up, being super slow and s---, task manager not responding tier b------- I think my computer knows it's being replaced and is throwing a tantrum. Should I feel bad for it? We've seen each other naked many times after all

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Anon dropped the N word | /r/Greentext

>Be me >Thanksgiving dinner with the family >F--- yeah food >These potatoes are f------ drier than a nun's p---- >"Oi mom. Can ya pass the salt?" >As she hands me the salt my brain goes f------ spaghetti >"Thanks n----" >Whole table stops what they're doing and look at me >I just called my mom n---- >Nobody talks to me for the rest of the day. >Pic unrelated
>Be me >Thanksgiving dinner with the family >F--- yeah food >These potatoes are f------ drier than a nun's p---- >"Oi mom. Can ya pass the salt?" >As she hands me the salt my brain goes f------ spaghetti >"Thanks n----" >Whole table stops what they're doing and look at me >I just called my mom n---- >Nobody talks to me for the rest of the day. >Pic unrelated

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