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Anonymous 05/30/22(Mon)11:40:04 No.68841514 >be me >want a girl to get rid of my loneliness and virginity 1 >modern society is too f----- up and hypersexual so want a trad wife as any self respectable man shoud 29 KB JPG >start going to church cause this is the only place i could potentially find one >start talking to this girl, she's a 7/10 but at this point i cant be picky >she hates f------ and trannies and not only because her god told her so but because shes based as f--- >she also hates jews for obvious reasons >ask her about the wage gap myth >she says she wants to be a housewife so she doesnt know (or believe) there really is a wage gap but she believes women should be paid the same as men >ghost her There's always something anons. It hurt me the first few days when i kept getting messages from her and even stopped going to church but shes already on the radical feminist pipeline and im NOT dealing with that s---
Anonymous 05/30/22(Mon)11:40:04 No.68841514 >be me >want a girl to get rid of my loneliness and virginity 1 >modern society is too f----- up and hypersexual so want a trad wife as any self respectable man shoud 29 KB JPG >start going to church cause this is the only place i could potentially find one >start talking to this girl, she's a 7/10 but at this point i cant be picky >she hates f------ and trannies and not only because her god told her so but because shes based as f--- >she also hates jews for obvious reasons >ask her about the wage gap myth >she says she wants to be a housewife so she doesnt know (or believe) there really is a wage gap but she believes women should be paid the same as men >ghost her There's always something anons. It hurt me the first few days when i kept getting messages from her and even stopped going to church but shes already on the radical feminist pipeline and im NOT dealing with that s---

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Anon roots for school shooters | /r/Greentext

05/30/22(Mon) 09:38:38 No.68838247 : Anonymous >be me >graduate >no one cheers for me its dead quiet >next person in line goes >loud cheering and applause I guess III just keep rooting for school shooters then 132 KB PNG : Anonymous 05/30/22(Mon)09:43:05 No.68838282 >>68838247 (OP) # Bomb the school instead. You can get away with it and blame it on muslims
05/30/22(Mon) 09:38:38 No.68838247 : Anonymous >be me >graduate >no one cheers for me its dead quiet >next person in line goes >loud cheering and applause I guess III just keep rooting for school shooters then 132 KB PNG : Anonymous 05/30/22(Mon)09:43:05 No.68838282 >>68838247 (OP) # Bomb the school instead. You can get away with it and blame it on muslims

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Anon plays a fresh DnD game | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/16/20(Wed)10:47:37 No.842458908 485.png 177 KB PNG >start new DnD game with friends >we are picking our races >i chose fae as my race >friends laugh >mfw for the rest of the game they call me a faegit
: Anonymous 12/16/20(Wed)10:47:37 No.842458908 485.png 177 KB PNG >start new DnD game with friends >we are picking our races >i chose fae as my race >friends laugh >mfw for the rest of the game they call me a faegit

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Anon lives dangerously | /r/Greentext

6h (9/4 10:16) - 569636875 JPG 771KB (3024 x 3024) 1 Reply • >windows 7 that hasn't been updated in over 5 years >download pirated games from russian sites monthly >watch p--- daily >do all my banking on the same computer living on the edge
6h (9/4 10:16) - 569636875 JPG 771KB (3024 x 3024) 1 Reply • >windows 7 that hasn't been updated in over 5 years >download pirated games from russian sites monthly >watch p--- daily >do all my banking on the same computer living on the edge

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The elder has a secret | /r/Greentext

>well respected elder rabbi about to die >the identity of the Messiah was apparently revealed to him >he wrote it down in a note and instructed his followers to not open it until he died >he dies >they open the note >Jesus >the entire Jewish community seethes and buries his legacy
>well respected elder rabbi about to die >the identity of the Messiah was apparently revealed to him >he wrote it down in a note and instructed his followers to not open it until he died >he dies >they open the note >Jesus >the entire Jewish community seethes and buries his legacy

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Hi Officer Halliburton | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: eDLgEdpO) A GUYS HELP I SCREWED UP BAD!!! 37 KB JPG are subverting our white culture >mfw the doctor is jewish >mfw everybody knows i'm a bad goy >plz 2 help 04/24/17(Mon)16:01:43 No.122645157 >be me >time to get wisdom teeth pulled out >go under drugs >my family now has videos of me crying profusely as i rant on about how the jews
Anonymous (ID: eDLgEdpO) A GUYS HELP I SCREWED UP BAD!!! 37 KB JPG are subverting our white culture >mfw the doctor is jewish >mfw everybody knows i'm a bad goy >plz 2 help 04/24/17(Mon)16:01:43 No.122645157 >be me >time to get wisdom teeth pulled out >go under drugs >my family now has videos of me crying profusely as i rant on about how the jews

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Anon is a wizard | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >drinking with some classmates at girls place >playing 'never have I ever' >my turn >'had sex' 6 KB JPG >everyone takes a shot >ffw to later >girl we're staying at says we can lose my virginity after everyone leaves >chicken out >this was a few years ago >mfw it was probably a once in a lifetime opportunity It's over bros. I'll be a wizzard for life 05/30/22(Mon)10:17:55 No.68838130
Anonymous >drinking with some classmates at girls place >playing 'never have I ever' >my turn >'had sex' 6 KB JPG >everyone takes a shot >ffw to later >girl we're staying at says we can lose my virginity after everyone leaves >chicken out >this was a few years ago >mfw it was probably a once in a lifetime opportunity It's over bros. I'll be a wizzard for life 05/30/22(Mon)10:17:55 No.68838130

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Choices have consequences | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/30/22(Mon)10:02:57 No.68840698 >download life simulator game >set my character up to resemble myself >character becomes depressed and suicidal >delete game 28 KB PNG >download another life simulator >set up character same way >character becomes depressed and suicidal I've done this with 5 games already.
: Anonymous 05/30/22(Mon)10:02:57 No.68840698 >download life simulator game >set my character up to resemble myself >character becomes depressed and suicidal >delete game 28 KB PNG >download another life simulator >set up character same way >character becomes depressed and suicidal I've done this with 5 games already.

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Anon likes Windows 7 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/29/22(Sun)07:23:37 No.87132491 No ads No bloat No Microsoft account No Cortana No constantly nagging you to connect 660 KB JPG to online services No auto-updates No fiddling around in gpedit or downloading third party programs to make it usable No b-------, it stays out of your way and lets you use the computer 140 Replies / 17 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 05/29/22(Sun)07:23:37 No.87132491 No ads No bloat No Microsoft account No Cortana No constantly nagging you to connect 660 KB JPG to online services No auto-updates No fiddling around in gpedit or downloading third party programs to make it usable No b-------, it stays out of your way and lets you use the computer 140 Replies / 17 Images View Thread

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Anon isnt motivated | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 32 KB JPG 05/30/22(Mon)12:41:45 No.879150302 > be me > gymrat sometimes losing motivation > I just ask out random 10/10 top model girls who are out of my league on the street > mfw They reject me and I am again motivated > mfw the key is going only for girls 10/10+
Anonymous 32 KB JPG 05/30/22(Mon)12:41:45 No.879150302 > be me > gymrat sometimes losing motivation > I just ask out random 10/10 top model girls who are out of my league on the street > mfw They reject me and I am again motivated > mfw the key is going only for girls 10/10+

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Anon is horny | /r/Greentext

429 KB JPG I'm so f------ horny for art hoes. I want to f--- a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to c-- all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge. dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "cancelled" or "this is a bop, I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven. universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine. and taking adderall to pass exams. I'm SO. FLICKING HORNY
429 KB JPG I'm so f------ horny for art hoes. I want to f--- a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to c-- all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge. dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "cancelled" or "this is a bop, I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven. universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine. and taking adderall to pass exams. I'm SO. FLICKING HORNY

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Anon was in iraq | /r/Greentext

02/17/22(Thu)09:13:47 No.51972905 I went to kicking down doors in Iraq to jerking off to Harley Quinn p--- on rule 34. My brother is married with 2 kids, and I'm 38 and still live with my mom. 02/17/22(Thu)09:15:17 No.51972914 : Anonymous 142 KB JPG : Anonymous >>51972905 (OP) # Thank you for your service
02/17/22(Thu)09:13:47 No.51972905 I went to kicking down doors in Iraq to jerking off to Harley Quinn p--- on rule 34. My brother is married with 2 kids, and I'm 38 and still live with my mom. 02/17/22(Thu)09:15:17 No.51972914 : Anonymous 142 KB JPG : Anonymous >>51972905 (OP) # Thank you for your service

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Anon is kinda dumb | /r/Greentext

05/27/22(Fri)16:36:00 No.878961942 8 threads out of 10 are about women. Why? 5 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 05/27/22(Fri)16:38:52 No.878962038 >>878961942 (OP) # >is upset that there are too many threads about women >opens a new thread about women : Anonymous 39 KB JPG
05/27/22(Fri)16:36:00 No.878961942 8 threads out of 10 are about women. Why? 5 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 05/27/22(Fri)16:38:52 No.878962038 >>878961942 (OP) # >is upset that there are too many threads about women >opens a new thread about women : Anonymous 39 KB JPG

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anon demands bitvhes | /r/Greentext

05/30/22(Mon)14:51:16 No.68839472 BBC Trending India Willoughby: Is it discriminatory to refuse to date a trans woman? By Jonathan Griffin BBC Trending BBC TRENDING 5 hours ago f Share PA Celebrity Big Brother contestant India Willoughby web-article-india-willoughby.jpg 87 KB JPG >be a male incel >people say "You aren't entitled to anything. Stop complaining about not being able to have sex" >transition into a woman >your lack of sex is now an issue : Anonymous
05/30/22(Mon)14:51:16 No.68839472 BBC Trending India Willoughby: Is it discriminatory to refuse to date a trans woman? By Jonathan Griffin BBC Trending BBC TRENDING 5 hours ago f Share PA Celebrity Big Brother contestant India Willoughby web-article-india-willoughby.jpg 87 KB JPG >be a male incel >people say "You aren't entitled to anything. Stop complaining about not being able to have sex" >transition into a woman >your lack of sex is now an issue : Anonymous

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Anon cant meet woman | /r/Greentext

4 hr. ago How do I meet women at 24? >100% male workplace >100% male hobbies >90% male nightclubs and bars >zero women under 30 every time I go outside I am sure women just disappear the moment they leave school and respawn with a child 10 years later. Anonymous | 66664567 362.2 kB JPG
4 hr. ago How do I meet women at 24? >100% male workplace >100% male hobbies >90% male nightclubs and bars >zero women under 30 every time I go outside I am sure women just disappear the moment they leave school and respawn with a child 10 years later. Anonymous | 66664567 362.2 kB JPG

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Anon loves pet names | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: tYvpaobT) 177 KB PNG 5 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous (ID: GJR7g9yi >>380137345 (OP) # >when your girlfriend doesn't call you back : Anonymous (ID: jMKN5uDI ) >>380137345 (OP) # >when all the ladys were men. : Anonymous (ID: OsHD+7PL) [ 27 KB JPG >>380138362 # 05/29/22(Sun)21:19:24 No.380137345 >when a black lady calls you baby >when a southern lady calls you sug' >when a midwest mommy calls you handsome >when a latina calls you papi View Thread 05/29/22(Sun)21:20:37 No.380137465 05/29/22(Sun)21:22:17 No.380137629 05/29/22(Sun)21:23:46 No.380137759 >when a n---- calls you n----
: Anonymous (ID: tYvpaobT) 177 KB PNG 5 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous (ID: GJR7g9yi >>380137345 (OP) # >when your girlfriend doesn't call you back : Anonymous (ID: jMKN5uDI ) >>380137345 (OP) # >when all the ladys were men. : Anonymous (ID: OsHD+7PL) [ 27 KB JPG >>380138362 # 05/29/22(Sun)21:19:24 No.380137345 >when a black lady calls you baby >when a southern lady calls you sug' >when a midwest mommy calls you handsome >when a latina calls you papi View Thread 05/29/22(Sun)21:20:37 No.380137465 05/29/22(Sun)21:22:17 No.380137629 05/29/22(Sun)21:23:46 No.380137759 >when a n---- calls you n----

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Agent Orange | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: /WSRX2x6) = ??? ??? 05/26/19(Sun)09:11:07 No.214319170 >female coworker finds out I have a gf >she is suddenly much nicer to me, starts randomly flirting and stuff >one day finds out my gf is vietnamese 492 KB PNG >gets visibly upset, disgusted, acts like I tricked her and now actively avoids me What the f---- is wrong with white women? : Anonymous (ID: Q5wgd2/y) 05/26/19(Sun)09:16:08 No.214319548 >>214319170 (OP) # Let me guess, you are a ginger and when you are in bed with your asian gf, she calls you Agent Orange 26 KB JPG >>214320935 # >>214322199 # >>214322224 # >>214322601 # >>214323343 # >>214323382 # >>214323468 # >>214323505 # >>214323927 # >>214324028 # >>214324157 # >>214324353 # >>214324731 # >>214325059 # >>214325566 # >>214325639 # >>214325657 # >>214327694 #
: Anonymous (ID: /WSRX2x6) = ??? ??? 05/26/19(Sun)09:11:07 No.214319170 >female coworker finds out I have a gf >she is suddenly much nicer to me, starts randomly flirting and stuff >one day finds out my gf is vietnamese 492 KB PNG >gets visibly upset, disgusted, acts like I tricked her and now actively avoids me What the f---- is wrong with white women? : Anonymous (ID: Q5wgd2/y) 05/26/19(Sun)09:16:08 No.214319548 >>214319170 (OP) # Let me guess, you are a ginger and when you are in bed with your asian gf, she calls you Agent Orange 26 KB JPG >>214320935 # >>214322199 # >>214322224 # >>214322601 # >>214323343 # >>214323382 # >>214323468 # >>214323505 # >>214323927 # >>214324028 # >>214324157 # >>214324353 # >>214324731 # >>214325059 # >>214325566 # >>214325639 # >>214325657 # >>214327694 #

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Anon can’t get laid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: V2ntbdV/ ) [ 05/29/22(Sun)17:51:04 No.380024631 I'm not having kids. My bloodline will go extinct. Mom and dad should've treated me better. Their biggest desire was to become grandparents. 65 KB GIF I will deny them this. : Anonymous (ID: Or3UP+pm) 05/29/22(Sun)17:51:47 No.380024683 : Anonymous (ID: cPjDepd5 ) [+] 05/29/22(Sun)17:52:33 No.380024729 Just kill your self right now to max troll them when they realizes they wasted their whole life for nothing Imao >>380024819 # Anonymous (ID: V2ntbdV/ ) [ 05/29/22(Sun)17:53:45 No.380024819 >>380024729 # Not gonna lie, I did consider this a while ago. But, in order to maximize their suffering, I want to see them witness the failure they themselves created until their last dying breath.
Anonymous (ID: V2ntbdV/ ) [ 05/29/22(Sun)17:51:04 No.380024631 I'm not having kids. My bloodline will go extinct. Mom and dad should've treated me better. Their biggest desire was to become grandparents. 65 KB GIF I will deny them this. : Anonymous (ID: Or3UP+pm) 05/29/22(Sun)17:51:47 No.380024683 : Anonymous (ID: cPjDepd5 ) [+] 05/29/22(Sun)17:52:33 No.380024729 Just kill your self right now to max troll them when they realizes they wasted their whole life for nothing Imao >>380024819 # Anonymous (ID: V2ntbdV/ ) [ 05/29/22(Sun)17:53:45 No.380024819 >>380024729 # Not gonna lie, I did consider this a while ago. But, in order to maximize their suffering, I want to see them witness the failure they themselves created until their last dying breath.

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Femanon is spontaneous | /r/Greentext

19 min. ago >be me >24yo femanon >meet guy on tinder >he's super cute >possiblebf.jpeg >we go for a romantic stroll along the canal >drinking cans of strong cider >he tells a hilarious joke >i piss myself >ohfuck.mp3 >think quickly >jump into the canal before he can see >"come on in! the water's great" >water is actually freezing >mfw he thinks i'm fun and spontaneous and didn't just get soaked to cover the piss Anonymous 49145000 23.9 kB PNG
19 min. ago >be me >24yo femanon >meet guy on tinder >he's super cute >possiblebf.jpeg >we go for a romantic stroll along the canal >drinking cans of strong cider >he tells a hilarious joke >i piss myself >ohfuck.mp3 >think quickly >jump into the canal before he can see >"come on in! the water's great" >water is actually freezing >mfw he thinks i'm fun and spontaneous and didn't just get soaked to cover the piss Anonymous 49145000 23.9 kB PNG

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mmmmm pelleds | /r/Greentext

>>2936664 # yaay pelleds brainlet koi 2.jpg 103 KB JPG
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