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Anon isnt motivated | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 32 KB JPG 05/30/22(Mon)12:41:45 No.879150302 > be me > gymrat sometimes losing motivation > I just ask out random 10/10 top model girls who are out of my league on the street > mfw They reject me and I am again motivated > mfw the key is going only for girls 10/10+
Anonymous 32 KB JPG 05/30/22(Mon)12:41:45 No.879150302 > be me > gymrat sometimes losing motivation > I just ask out random 10/10 top model girls who are out of my league on the street > mfw They reject me and I am again motivated > mfw the key is going only for girls 10/10+

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Anon is horny | /r/Greentext

429 KB JPG I'm so f------ horny for art hoes. I want to f--- a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to c-- all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge. dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "cancelled" or "this is a bop, I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven. universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine. and taking adderall to pass exams. I'm SO. FLICKING HORNY
429 KB JPG I'm so f------ horny for art hoes. I want to f--- a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to c-- all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge. dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "cancelled" or "this is a bop, I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven. universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine. and taking adderall to pass exams. I'm SO. FLICKING HORNY

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Anon was in iraq | /r/Greentext

02/17/22(Thu)09:13:47 No.51972905 I went to kicking down doors in Iraq to jerking off to Harley Quinn p--- on rule 34. My brother is married with 2 kids, and I'm 38 and still live with my mom. 02/17/22(Thu)09:15:17 No.51972914 : Anonymous 142 KB JPG : Anonymous >>51972905 (OP) # Thank you for your service
02/17/22(Thu)09:13:47 No.51972905 I went to kicking down doors in Iraq to jerking off to Harley Quinn p--- on rule 34. My brother is married with 2 kids, and I'm 38 and still live with my mom. 02/17/22(Thu)09:15:17 No.51972914 : Anonymous 142 KB JPG : Anonymous >>51972905 (OP) # Thank you for your service

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Anon is kinda dumb | /r/Greentext

05/27/22(Fri)16:36:00 No.878961942 8 threads out of 10 are about women. Why? 5 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 05/27/22(Fri)16:38:52 No.878962038 >>878961942 (OP) # >is upset that there are too many threads about women >opens a new thread about women : Anonymous 39 KB JPG
05/27/22(Fri)16:36:00 No.878961942 8 threads out of 10 are about women. Why? 5 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 05/27/22(Fri)16:38:52 No.878962038 >>878961942 (OP) # >is upset that there are too many threads about women >opens a new thread about women : Anonymous 39 KB JPG

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anon demands bitvhes | /r/Greentext

05/30/22(Mon)14:51:16 No.68839472 BBC Trending India Willoughby: Is it discriminatory to refuse to date a trans woman? By Jonathan Griffin BBC Trending BBC TRENDING 5 hours ago f Share PA Celebrity Big Brother contestant India Willoughby web-article-india-willoughby.jpg 87 KB JPG >be a male incel >people say "You aren't entitled to anything. Stop complaining about not being able to have sex" >transition into a woman >your lack of sex is now an issue : Anonymous
05/30/22(Mon)14:51:16 No.68839472 BBC Trending India Willoughby: Is it discriminatory to refuse to date a trans woman? By Jonathan Griffin BBC Trending BBC TRENDING 5 hours ago f Share PA Celebrity Big Brother contestant India Willoughby web-article-india-willoughby.jpg 87 KB JPG >be a male incel >people say "You aren't entitled to anything. Stop complaining about not being able to have sex" >transition into a woman >your lack of sex is now an issue : Anonymous

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Anon cant meet woman | /r/Greentext

4 hr. ago How do I meet women at 24? >100% male workplace >100% male hobbies >90% male nightclubs and bars >zero women under 30 every time I go outside I am sure women just disappear the moment they leave school and respawn with a child 10 years later. Anonymous | 66664567 362.2 kB JPG
4 hr. ago How do I meet women at 24? >100% male workplace >100% male hobbies >90% male nightclubs and bars >zero women under 30 every time I go outside I am sure women just disappear the moment they leave school and respawn with a child 10 years later. Anonymous | 66664567 362.2 kB JPG

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Anon loves pet names | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: tYvpaobT) 177 KB PNG 5 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous (ID: GJR7g9yi >>380137345 (OP) # >when your girlfriend doesn't call you back : Anonymous (ID: jMKN5uDI ) >>380137345 (OP) # >when all the ladys were men. : Anonymous (ID: OsHD+7PL) [ 27 KB JPG >>380138362 # 05/29/22(Sun)21:19:24 No.380137345 >when a black lady calls you baby >when a southern lady calls you sug' >when a midwest mommy calls you handsome >when a latina calls you papi View Thread 05/29/22(Sun)21:20:37 No.380137465 05/29/22(Sun)21:22:17 No.380137629 05/29/22(Sun)21:23:46 No.380137759 >when a n---- calls you n----
: Anonymous (ID: tYvpaobT) 177 KB PNG 5 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous (ID: GJR7g9yi >>380137345 (OP) # >when your girlfriend doesn't call you back : Anonymous (ID: jMKN5uDI ) >>380137345 (OP) # >when all the ladys were men. : Anonymous (ID: OsHD+7PL) [ 27 KB JPG >>380138362 # 05/29/22(Sun)21:19:24 No.380137345 >when a black lady calls you baby >when a southern lady calls you sug' >when a midwest mommy calls you handsome >when a latina calls you papi View Thread 05/29/22(Sun)21:20:37 No.380137465 05/29/22(Sun)21:22:17 No.380137629 05/29/22(Sun)21:23:46 No.380137759 >when a n---- calls you n----

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Agent Orange | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: /WSRX2x6) = ??? ??? 05/26/19(Sun)09:11:07 No.214319170 >female coworker finds out I have a gf >she is suddenly much nicer to me, starts randomly flirting and stuff >one day finds out my gf is vietnamese 492 KB PNG >gets visibly upset, disgusted, acts like I tricked her and now actively avoids me What the f---- is wrong with white women? : Anonymous (ID: Q5wgd2/y) 05/26/19(Sun)09:16:08 No.214319548 >>214319170 (OP) # Let me guess, you are a ginger and when you are in bed with your asian gf, she calls you Agent Orange 26 KB JPG >>214320935 # >>214322199 # >>214322224 # >>214322601 # >>214323343 # >>214323382 # >>214323468 # >>214323505 # >>214323927 # >>214324028 # >>214324157 # >>214324353 # >>214324731 # >>214325059 # >>214325566 # >>214325639 # >>214325657 # >>214327694 #
: Anonymous (ID: /WSRX2x6) = ??? ??? 05/26/19(Sun)09:11:07 No.214319170 >female coworker finds out I have a gf >she is suddenly much nicer to me, starts randomly flirting and stuff >one day finds out my gf is vietnamese 492 KB PNG >gets visibly upset, disgusted, acts like I tricked her and now actively avoids me What the f---- is wrong with white women? : Anonymous (ID: Q5wgd2/y) 05/26/19(Sun)09:16:08 No.214319548 >>214319170 (OP) # Let me guess, you are a ginger and when you are in bed with your asian gf, she calls you Agent Orange 26 KB JPG >>214320935 # >>214322199 # >>214322224 # >>214322601 # >>214323343 # >>214323382 # >>214323468 # >>214323505 # >>214323927 # >>214324028 # >>214324157 # >>214324353 # >>214324731 # >>214325059 # >>214325566 # >>214325639 # >>214325657 # >>214327694 #

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Anon can’t get laid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: V2ntbdV/ ) [ 05/29/22(Sun)17:51:04 No.380024631 I'm not having kids. My bloodline will go extinct. Mom and dad should've treated me better. Their biggest desire was to become grandparents. 65 KB GIF I will deny them this. : Anonymous (ID: Or3UP+pm) 05/29/22(Sun)17:51:47 No.380024683 : Anonymous (ID: cPjDepd5 ) [+] 05/29/22(Sun)17:52:33 No.380024729 Just kill your self right now to max troll them when they realizes they wasted their whole life for nothing Imao >>380024819 # Anonymous (ID: V2ntbdV/ ) [ 05/29/22(Sun)17:53:45 No.380024819 >>380024729 # Not gonna lie, I did consider this a while ago. But, in order to maximize their suffering, I want to see them witness the failure they themselves created until their last dying breath.
Anonymous (ID: V2ntbdV/ ) [ 05/29/22(Sun)17:51:04 No.380024631 I'm not having kids. My bloodline will go extinct. Mom and dad should've treated me better. Their biggest desire was to become grandparents. 65 KB GIF I will deny them this. : Anonymous (ID: Or3UP+pm) 05/29/22(Sun)17:51:47 No.380024683 : Anonymous (ID: cPjDepd5 ) [+] 05/29/22(Sun)17:52:33 No.380024729 Just kill your self right now to max troll them when they realizes they wasted their whole life for nothing Imao >>380024819 # Anonymous (ID: V2ntbdV/ ) [ 05/29/22(Sun)17:53:45 No.380024819 >>380024729 # Not gonna lie, I did consider this a while ago. But, in order to maximize their suffering, I want to see them witness the failure they themselves created until their last dying breath.

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Femanon is spontaneous | /r/Greentext

19 min. ago >be me >24yo femanon >meet guy on tinder >he's super cute >possiblebf.jpeg >we go for a romantic stroll along the canal >drinking cans of strong cider >he tells a hilarious joke >i piss myself >ohfuck.mp3 >think quickly >jump into the canal before he can see >"come on in! the water's great" >water is actually freezing >mfw he thinks i'm fun and spontaneous and didn't just get soaked to cover the piss Anonymous 49145000 23.9 kB PNG
19 min. ago >be me >24yo femanon >meet guy on tinder >he's super cute >possiblebf.jpeg >we go for a romantic stroll along the canal >drinking cans of strong cider >he tells a hilarious joke >i piss myself >ohfuck.mp3 >think quickly >jump into the canal before he can see >"come on in! the water's great" >water is actually freezing >mfw he thinks i'm fun and spontaneous and didn't just get soaked to cover the piss Anonymous 49145000 23.9 kB PNG

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mmmmm pelleds | /r/Greentext

>>2936664 # yaay pelleds brainlet koi 2.jpg 103 KB JPG
>>2936664 # yaay pelleds brainlet koi 2.jpg 103 KB JPG

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crédit Card :) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)23:50:39 No.86161127 25.00 EUR WAZ5 AMOUNT: 83800 2b 5tx 8 38 6% 81 ss.jpg 60 KB JPG >Please insert your card *** >Do not remove card >Do not remove card >Do not re- >REMOVE YOUR CARD NOW >REMOVE IT NOW >ARE YOU CRAZY REMOVE IT NOW >OH MY GOD REMOVE IT NOW
: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)23:50:39 No.86161127 25.00 EUR WAZ5 AMOUNT: 83800 2b 5tx 8 38 6% 81 ss.jpg 60 KB JPG >Please insert your card *** >Do not remove card >Do not remove card >Do not re- >REMOVE YOUR CARD NOW >REMOVE IT NOW >ARE YOU CRAZY REMOVE IT NOW >OH MY GOD REMOVE IT NOW

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I'm lovin it | /r/Greentext

37 KB JPG I tried this for the first time recently and it pretty much just tasted like semen. Anonymous 04/11/17 (Tue)09:39:47 No.8799612 >>8799585 (OP) >tasted like semen umm anon, how would you be able to make that compairson.....you've sucked penis before haven't you? Anonymous 04/11/17(Tue)09:42:52 No.8799615 >>8799612 Yes, I'm gay. So what? Grow up.
37 KB JPG I tried this for the first time recently and it pretty much just tasted like semen. Anonymous 04/11/17 (Tue)09:39:47 No.8799612 >>8799585 (OP) >tasted like semen umm anon, how would you be able to make that compairson.....you've sucked penis before haven't you? Anonymous 04/11/17(Tue)09:42:52 No.8799615 >>8799612 Yes, I'm gay. So what? Grow up.

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Anon wants a cock hungry bf | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/15/16(Mon)15:21:23 No.30710277 >>30710313 >>30710367 >>30710437 >>30710469 >>30710506 >>30710511 >>30710545 >>30710732 >>30710827 >>30712250 >>30713674 >>30713755 >>30714623 >>30715806 Can hormones really stop aging and make someone a pretty boy for longer? I plan to spike my roommate food stash with girl pills so he becomes my c--- hungry feminized bf. Anonymous 08/15/16(Mon)15:23:04 No.30710313 >>30710366 >>30713143 >>30710277 (OP) # leave him alone you f------ monster.
Anonymous 08/15/16(Mon)15:21:23 No.30710277 >>30710313 >>30710367 >>30710437 >>30710469 >>30710506 >>30710511 >>30710545 >>30710732 >>30710827 >>30712250 >>30713674 >>30713755 >>30714623 >>30715806 Can hormones really stop aging and make someone a pretty boy for longer? I plan to spike my roommate food stash with girl pills so he becomes my c--- hungry feminized bf. Anonymous 08/15/16(Mon)15:23:04 No.30710313 >>30710366 >>30713143 >>30710277 (OP) # leave him alone you f------ monster.

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Anon had one chance. | /r/Greentext

05/30/22(Mon)00:37:53 No.68836720 05/30/22(Mon)00:50:48 No.68836793 05/30/22(Mon)00:58:29 No.68836845 Anonymous # 13 KB JPG Anonymous >>68836720 (OP) Go by your middle name Anonymous >>68836793 >tfw middle name is Bodean >one chance at life >parents name me cletus
05/30/22(Mon)00:37:53 No.68836720 05/30/22(Mon)00:50:48 No.68836793 05/30/22(Mon)00:58:29 No.68836845 Anonymous # 13 KB JPG Anonymous >>68836720 (OP) Go by your middle name Anonymous >>68836793 >tfw middle name is Bodean >one chance at life >parents name me cletus

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Anon is salty | /r/Greentext


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The truth is running in our blood | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 30 KB JPG : Anonymous >>64657432 # : Anonymous >>64657082 (OP) # Of course. If you drop a pebble onto jello it sits on top. If you drop a brick it falls right through. >>64657345 # : Anonymous 1.41 MB JPG 07/21/21 (Wed)09:29:27 No.64657082 >big poop comes out easily >small poop takes more time and effort how????? do people really believe this is normal??? it makes no sense 07/21/21 (Wed)09:44:16 No.64657251 07/21/21 (Wed)09:49:34 No.64657311 07/21/21 (Wed)09:51:47 No.64657345 >>64657311 # the wise man has spoken the truth
Anonymous 30 KB JPG : Anonymous >>64657432 # : Anonymous >>64657082 (OP) # Of course. If you drop a pebble onto jello it sits on top. If you drop a brick it falls right through. >>64657345 # : Anonymous 1.41 MB JPG 07/21/21 (Wed)09:29:27 No.64657082 >big poop comes out easily >small poop takes more time and effort how????? do people really believe this is normal??? it makes no sense 07/21/21 (Wed)09:44:16 No.64657251 07/21/21 (Wed)09:49:34 No.64657311 07/21/21 (Wed)09:51:47 No.64657345 >>64657311 # the wise man has spoken the truth

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Anon is wise in the ways of science | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/29/22(Sun)22:26:40 No.68830688 >Girlfriend stop hanging out with me early because she wants to go home to take a poop >Confront her about it one day, telling her it's OK to use my bathroom to poop 17 KB PNG >She says she's too embarrassed about the possibility of stinking up my apartment. >Tell her just flush the minute poops hits the bowl, and there will be pretty much no smell. That the only reason bathrooms stink up is because people leave their poop in the bowl while they sit there or get up to wipe. >This is a huge revelation to her. She tries it out, and is amazed. Apparently I am the poop savior now. Women are silly.
: Anonymous 05/29/22(Sun)22:26:40 No.68830688 >Girlfriend stop hanging out with me early because she wants to go home to take a poop >Confront her about it one day, telling her it's OK to use my bathroom to poop 17 KB PNG >She says she's too embarrassed about the possibility of stinking up my apartment. >Tell her just flush the minute poops hits the bowl, and there will be pretty much no smell. That the only reason bathrooms stink up is because people leave their poop in the bowl while they sit there or get up to wipe. >This is a huge revelation to her. She tries it out, and is amazed. Apparently I am the poop savior now. Women are silly.

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Anon wants to be left alone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/12/22(Tue)18:26:29 No.876184042 Lawn-Mower-201709-004.jpg 411 KB JPG >be me >be white >have job in landscaping for multiple HOAS >work with a lot of latinos who speak little to no English >white lady comes up to me "OH thank God, someone who speaks English" >start speaking back to her in Dutch
: Anonymous 04/12/22(Tue)18:26:29 No.876184042 Lawn-Mower-201709-004.jpg 411 KB JPG >be me >be white >have job in landscaping for multiple HOAS >work with a lot of latinos who speak little to no English >white lady comes up to me "OH thank God, someone who speaks English" >start speaking back to her in Dutch

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Anons way of defending himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/06/22 (Fri)22:17:49 No.877644062 Black supremacists have seized control of your city. They are going door to door, executing all white men and r----- the white females. How do you defend yourself? 205 KB JPG 16 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 05/06/22 (Fri)22:47:15 No.877645672 >>877644062 (OP) # by screaming and shouting "OH I HOPE A BLACK MAN WITH A BIG B--------- DOESN'T HOLD ME DOWN AND R--- ME"
: Anonymous 05/06/22 (Fri)22:17:49 No.877644062 Black supremacists have seized control of your city. They are going door to door, executing all white men and r----- the white females. How do you defend yourself? 205 KB JPG 16 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 05/06/22 (Fri)22:47:15 No.877645672 >>877644062 (OP) # by screaming and shouting "OH I HOPE A BLACK MAN WITH A BIG B--------- DOESN'T HOLD ME DOWN AND R--- ME"

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