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Us US Strategic Command !!OyDZQ6GDs9Q (ID: ybSNf/Oc) Anti-Work sentiment 10/17/21(Sun)09:24:58 No.343759254 >go onto reddit >there's a sub that's growing fast called "r/antiwork" >it's literally fast food employees saying they deserve $50/hr for pressing buttons all day 85 KB JPG >one person wanted $200 per hour because "that's how it was in the 50's" >everyone else just doesn't want to work at all and thinks working at all is against their human rights >complain that there are "poor" people in America (even though being poor in the US still means you have cable, smartphone, food, and usually internet) The f--- is this? Is this sub the epitome of wagie cope? Nobody on the sub has a meaningful job, it's all fast food employees who are retarded. Seriously, the most "respectable" occupation from someone on that sub was a BARTENDER. Fa
Us US Strategic Command !!OyDZQ6GDs9Q (ID: ybSNf/Oc) Anti-Work sentiment 10/17/21(Sun)09:24:58 No.343759254 >go onto reddit >there's a sub that's growing fast called "r/antiwork" >it's literally fast food employees saying they deserve $50/hr for pressing buttons all day 85 KB JPG >one person wanted $200 per hour because "that's how it was in the 50's" >everyone else just doesn't want to work at all and thinks working at all is against their human rights >complain that there are "poor" people in America (even though being poor in the US still means you have cable, smartphone, food, and usually internet) The f--- is this? Is this sub the epitome of wagie cope? Nobody on the sub has a meaningful job, it's all fast food employees who are retarded. Seriously, the most "respectable" occupation from someone on that sub was a BARTENDER. Fa

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Ok /b/ros this is the story of the day my dad stopped loving me >it happened a while back >I was 13 308 KB JPG >had recently started jacking off >had a friend who was a 14 year old chad >he got a b------ from some thot at the winter dance >fuckingcoolguy.jpg >asked him what it was like >"it's the f------ best anon, nothing feels better than lips around your d---" >gotta get me some of that. >but am anon, am ugly, am not athletic >have never ran without holding down X >idea.wav >we have a koi pond in the backyard.. >so one night I act on my idea and sneak out and abduct one of the fish from the pond >look it in the eye because you have to respect your lady amirite? >shove d--- in fish mouth >f------ the life (literally)out of this koi's throat >dad just f------ barges in my room >sees me with my d--- in the fish's mouth >I stare at him in horror >the koi stares at him with hope >he just shakes his head says "god damn it" and leaves >he didn't say a word to me for 13 years.
Ok /b/ros this is the story of the day my dad stopped loving me >it happened a while back >I was 13 308 KB JPG >had recently started jacking off >had a friend who was a 14 year old chad >he got a b------ from some thot at the winter dance >fuckingcoolguy.jpg >asked him what it was like >"it's the f------ best anon, nothing feels better than lips around your d---" >gotta get me some of that. >but am anon, am ugly, am not athletic >have never ran without holding down X >idea.wav >we have a koi pond in the backyard.. >so one night I act on my idea and sneak out and abduct one of the fish from the pond >look it in the eye because you have to respect your lady amirite? >shove d--- in fish mouth >f------ the life (literally)out of this koi's throat >dad just f------ barges in my room >sees me with my d--- in the fish's mouth >I stare at him in horror >the koi stares at him with hope >he just shakes his head says "god damn it" and leaves >he didn't say a word to me for 13 years.

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Anon is alone | /r/Greentext

>Girlfriend of 4 years leaves me last week >She moved out while I was at work 13 KB JPG >Went into computer room >Her desk is completely empty >I sit down and browse the internet for a bit >Looking at random funny videos >Hours pass >Find one funny video I can't stop laughing at >"Hey you have to see th-" >Turn to see an empty desk beside mine I thought she was still here.
>Girlfriend of 4 years leaves me last week >She moved out while I was at work 13 KB JPG >Went into computer room >Her desk is completely empty >I sit down and browse the internet for a bit >Looking at random funny videos >Hours pass >Find one funny video I can't stop laughing at >"Hey you have to see th-" >Turn to see an empty desk beside mine I thought she was still here.

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greentext @rgreentext - 12h + anon watches twitch bit.ly/2F2RFHS : Anonymous >be me >depressed because dad is cheating on mom >mom mad all the time >friends feel distant 338 KB PNG >watch some smash bros on twitch >find zero >he makes me laugh and is really good >he makes me happy >thanks zero 27 1224 2.8K Tempo ZeRo Follow @zerowondering Replying to @rgreentext Much love anon. Hope it gets better and I'm sorry you are going through that. 7:06 AM - 2 Jan 2019 73 Retweets 1,678 Likes 2 173 1.7K 01/01/19(Tue)23:42:08 No.788859723
greentext @rgreentext - 12h + anon watches twitch bit.ly/2F2RFHS : Anonymous >be me >depressed because dad is cheating on mom >mom mad all the time >friends feel distant 338 KB PNG >watch some smash bros on twitch >find zero >he makes me laugh and is really good >he makes me happy >thanks zero 27 1224 2.8K Tempo ZeRo Follow @zerowondering Replying to @rgreentext Much love anon. Hope it gets better and I'm sorry you are going through that. 7:06 AM - 2 Jan 2019 73 Retweets 1,678 Likes 2 173 1.7K 01/01/19(Tue)23:42:08 No.788859723

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File: a06.png (388 KB, 680x643) gf finds out.. Anonymous 05/31/22(Tue)17:15:34 No.68853728 [Reply] >be me >jacking off to anime tiddies when I am wfh >gf comes from work >grabs me from my balls >you jacked off today right?? >lol no >you did anon how tf did she knows that?? can anyone explain?
File: a06.png (388 KB, 680x643) gf finds out.. Anonymous 05/31/22(Tue)17:15:34 No.68853728 [Reply] >be me >jacking off to anime tiddies when I am wfh >gf comes from work >grabs me from my balls >you jacked off today right?? >lol no >you did anon how tf did she knows that?? can anyone explain?

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anon hates thots | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/18(Fri)23:47:25 No.49457715 ... 6 mins WHO REPORTED MY PREMIUM SNAPCHAT TO THE IRS? I'M BEING F------ AUDITED. 7 2 Comments like Comment Share joogpgrne6021.jpg 41 KB JPG My new hobby is reporting thots to the IRS. You can help too. For every substantial tip, you can be financially rewarded. https://www.irs.gov/compliance/whistleblower- informant-award https://www.irs.gov/individuals/how-do-you- report-suspected-tax-fraud-activity Tumblr and Instagram are especially profitable hunting grounds. Do your part to stop cyber prostitution.
: Anonymous 11/23/18(Fri)23:47:25 No.49457715 ... 6 mins WHO REPORTED MY PREMIUM SNAPCHAT TO THE IRS? I'M BEING F------ AUDITED. 7 2 Comments like Comment Share joogpgrne6021.jpg 41 KB JPG My new hobby is reporting thots to the IRS. You can help too. For every substantial tip, you can be financially rewarded. https://www.irs.gov/compliance/whistleblower- informant-award https://www.irs.gov/individuals/how-do-you- report-suspected-tax-fraud-activity Tumblr and Instagram are especially profitable hunting grounds. Do your part to stop cyber prostitution.

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Anon didn't get it. | /r/Greentext

05/31/22(Tue)07:38:37 No.68853692 >be me >friend from high school invites me to a roadtrip with his wife and her friend. >ask him about her friend and if he has a picture of her >he says not to worry about it and that she's ugly >think he's just saying that because he's married and doesn't want to call her attractive 23 KB PNG >start fantasizing and being anxious the night before the trip about how I might lose my virginity to this woman especially since alcohol will be involvd. >mfw all they brought was cans of coors light and the girl was ugly Anonymous 05/31/22(Tue)07:59:24 No.68853800 >friend from highschool >friend is married >you're a virgin >invited you on road trip with one other girl >fantasise about having sex because a girl will be drunk >upset that the girl is ugly Anonymous ugly girl 16 KB JPG Anon, I don't know how to tell you this.
05/31/22(Tue)07:38:37 No.68853692 >be me >friend from high school invites me to a roadtrip with his wife and her friend. >ask him about her friend and if he has a picture of her >he says not to worry about it and that she's ugly >think he's just saying that because he's married and doesn't want to call her attractive 23 KB PNG >start fantasizing and being anxious the night before the trip about how I might lose my virginity to this woman especially since alcohol will be involvd. >mfw all they brought was cans of coors light and the girl was ugly Anonymous 05/31/22(Tue)07:59:24 No.68853800 >friend from highschool >friend is married >you're a virgin >invited you on road trip with one other girl >fantasise about having sex because a girl will be drunk >upset that the girl is ugly Anonymous ugly girl 16 KB JPG Anon, I don't know how to tell you this.

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Anon challenges the curriculum | /r/Greentext

Anonymous A Pathway to Equitable Math Instruction Dismantling Racism in Mathematics Instruction Exercises for educators to reflect on their own biases to transform their instructional practice STRIDE 1 What did they mean by this? 05/31/22(Tue)03:34:05 No.879214809 20220530_181838.jpg 142 KB JPG
Anonymous A Pathway to Equitable Math Instruction Dismantling Racism in Mathematics Instruction Exercises for educators to reflect on their own biases to transform their instructional practice STRIDE 1 What did they mean by this? 05/31/22(Tue)03:34:05 No.879214809 20220530_181838.jpg 142 KB JPG

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Anon is a lifter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/02/21 (Sat)20:27:48 No.63759172 >be me >get yelled at repeatedly by my 2nd grade teacher >grow up to be a massive dude >get stronger at the gym 247 KB PNG >see the teacher out in public again >she's all nice to me >l yell and berate the s--- out of her and she runs away scared shitless This is why I lift
: Anonymous 10/02/21 (Sat)20:27:48 No.63759172 >be me >get yelled at repeatedly by my 2nd grade teacher >grow up to be a massive dude >get stronger at the gym 247 KB PNG >see the teacher out in public again >she's all nice to me >l yell and berate the s--- out of her and she runs away scared shitless This is why I lift

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Anon likes moles | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)14:22:11 No.20341809 >be me >sit in class >remember one time in kindergarten when a girl took a s--- on a bench and got in problems for doing so 13 KB JPG >find that memory really f------ funny >burst out laughing >teacher gets p----- >asks what so funny >silence. Jpg >say that I thought about a mole >teacher looks at me like I'm retarded >mfw when I actually begin thinking about moles now >remember moles are blind and probably bump into each other all the time >begin laughing again >get detention
: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)14:22:11 No.20341809 >be me >sit in class >remember one time in kindergarten when a girl took a s--- on a bench and got in problems for doing so 13 KB JPG >find that memory really f------ funny >burst out laughing >teacher gets p----- >asks what so funny >silence. Jpg >say that I thought about a mole >teacher looks at me like I'm retarded >mfw when I actually begin thinking about moles now >remember moles are blind and probably bump into each other all the time >begin laughing again >get detention

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: Anonymous 05/31/22(Tue)12:13:21 No.68852741 225 KB PNG View Thread : Anonymous 05/31/22(Tue)12:14:02 No.68852749 i wish my family hated me so i could kill myself without guilt : Anonymous 05/31/22(Tue)12:16:20 No.68852769 i wish i could c-- 10 times a day 5 Replies I wish my sister loved me
: Anonymous 05/31/22(Tue)12:13:21 No.68852741 225 KB PNG View Thread : Anonymous 05/31/22(Tue)12:14:02 No.68852749 i wish my family hated me so i could kill myself without guilt : Anonymous 05/31/22(Tue)12:16:20 No.68852769 i wish i could c-- 10 times a day 5 Replies I wish my sister loved me

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Anon has pet snake | /r/Greentext

>be me >have a pet snake >take a girl over to my house >we are about to get in bed, when she sees my snake >she says she finds snakes creepy and leaves 62 KB JPG >find out 4 days later she had HIV >mfw my pet snake saved my life
>be me >have a pet snake >take a girl over to my house >we are about to get in bed, when she sees my snake >she says she finds snakes creepy and leaves 62 KB JPG >find out 4 days later she had HIV >mfw my pet snake saved my life

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Goddamn Rape Dwarfs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/04/18(Tue)11:05:08 No.779004157 >be me >manual labour f-- on a cargo ship in the atlantic >we make a detour to check out a shipwreck on an island 29 KB JPG >inside its cargo hold we find thousands of female dwarves >wat >romantic british coworker gets too close >one of them jumps on his face and clamps her p---- on his mouth >okay.png >takes 4 of us and a f------ crowbar to prize her off >get the f--- out of there >back on the ship, set sail again >having lunch with coworkers >british f-- starts to have a seizure >f------ baby bursts out of his chest and runs off >spend 3 hours cleaning up the blood and crumpets >few days later a fully grown dwarf is running around r----- people >it's my shift to go and hunt the r--- dwarf >carry a flamethrower into a ventilation shaft >turn my motion tracker on >it starts beeping I don't get paid enough for this s---
: Anonymous 09/04/18(Tue)11:05:08 No.779004157 >be me >manual labour f-- on a cargo ship in the atlantic >we make a detour to check out a shipwreck on an island 29 KB JPG >inside its cargo hold we find thousands of female dwarves >wat >romantic british coworker gets too close >one of them jumps on his face and clamps her p---- on his mouth >okay.png >takes 4 of us and a f------ crowbar to prize her off >get the f--- out of there >back on the ship, set sail again >having lunch with coworkers >british f-- starts to have a seizure >f------ baby bursts out of his chest and runs off >spend 3 hours cleaning up the blood and crumpets >few days later a fully grown dwarf is running around r----- people >it's my shift to go and hunt the r--- dwarf >carry a flamethrower into a ventilation shaft >turn my motion tracker on >it starts beeping I don't get paid enough for this s---

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>be me >20 and just got license >go on road trip across canada >end up in alaska 609 KB PNG >stop at tourist place that lets you rent gold pans and pan for gold in their river >they let you keep whatever you find >spend an hour and a half and get nothing >not a single speck >go back in and turn in the pan >owner asks me if I need a container for my gold, I tell him I didn't find anything >about to leave when an older gentleman who was out there with me taps my shoulder >"here son" >hands me small glass vial with a few tiny nuggets >smile at this nice gesture and leave slightly happier than when I arrived Thanks for the gold, kind stranger Share Save Hida Report 142 Comments 92% Invoted
>be me >20 and just got license >go on road trip across canada >end up in alaska 609 KB PNG >stop at tourist place that lets you rent gold pans and pan for gold in their river >they let you keep whatever you find >spend an hour and a half and get nothing >not a single speck >go back in and turn in the pan >owner asks me if I need a container for my gold, I tell him I didn't find anything >about to leave when an older gentleman who was out there with me taps my shoulder >"here son" >hands me small glass vial with a few tiny nuggets >smile at this nice gesture and leave slightly happier than when I arrived Thanks for the gold, kind stranger Share Save Hida Report 142 Comments 92% Invoted

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Anon likes nepotism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me >20 >check Twitter for cool p--- >19 years olds draw Mona Lisa s--- >feel bad >think to myself 6 KB JPG "Well they probably just had rich parents that could give them lots of money for their hobby" > >it's not my fault I'm unsuccessful: it wasn't attainable anyway >instantly feel better I f------ love nepotism 05/30/22(Mon)18:44:18 No.879197790
: Anonymous >be me >20 >check Twitter for cool p--- >19 years olds draw Mona Lisa s--- >feel bad >think to myself 6 KB JPG "Well they probably just had rich parents that could give them lots of money for their hobby" > >it's not my fault I'm unsuccessful: it wasn't attainable anyway >instantly feel better I f------ love nepotism 05/30/22(Mon)18:44:18 No.879197790

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anon gets trolled by a ghost | /r/Greentext

05/31/22(Tue) 10:34:04 No.879216541 : Anonymous >be me >go to bed >stare at ceiling for hour >finally falling asleep >almost there >just a little more... 250 KB GIF >"Anon!" >eyes shoot open >heartrate shoots up >look around room >nothing there happens to me so goddamn much, I swear I'm being haunted by the biggest d--- of a ghost I'm going to kill myself just so I can kick their ghost ass
05/31/22(Tue) 10:34:04 No.879216541 : Anonymous >be me >go to bed >stare at ceiling for hour >finally falling asleep >almost there >just a little more... 250 KB GIF >"Anon!" >eyes shoot open >heartrate shoots up >look around room >nothing there happens to me so goddamn much, I swear I'm being haunted by the biggest d--- of a ghost I'm going to kill myself just so I can kick their ghost ass

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Anon finds out. | /r/Greentext

>be me, 3 days ago >curious about 4chan >sounds like a good time, figure i should check it out >click on "random" 58 KB JPG >scroll for a few, see some t--- and laugh at some green texts >you laugh you lose thread pops up >open it >met with a video of a dog being blow torched in the face Never again
>be me, 3 days ago >curious about 4chan >sounds like a good time, figure i should check it out >click on "random" 58 KB JPG >scroll for a few, see some t--- and laugh at some green texts >you laugh you lose thread pops up >open it >met with a video of a dog being blow torched in the face Never again

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anon is a father | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/06/21(Fri)02:14:47 No.566325327 >be 27 >virgin >girl I went to uni with a few years ago calls me >"hey anon i'm really sorry to do this but I had a baby and I think it's yours" 506 KB PNG >uh bitch that's f------ impossible we never had sex >"what the f--- are you talking about are you serious" >start arguing >get a DNA test just to shut her the f--- up >it's positive what the f--- am I losing my f------ mind
: Anonymous 08/06/21(Fri)02:14:47 No.566325327 >be 27 >virgin >girl I went to uni with a few years ago calls me >"hey anon i'm really sorry to do this but I had a baby and I think it's yours" 506 KB PNG >uh bitch that's f------ impossible we never had sex >"what the f--- are you talking about are you serious" >start arguing >get a DNA test just to shut her the f--- up >it's positive what the f--- am I losing my f------ mind

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