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05/31/22(Tue)07:38:37 No.68853692 >be me >friend from high school invites me to a roadtrip with his wife and her friend. >ask him about her friend and if he has a picture of her >he says not to worry about it and that she's ugly >think he's just saying that because he's married and doesn't want to call her attractive 23 KB PNG >start fantasizing and being anxious the night before the trip about how I might lose my virginity to this woman especially since alcohol will be involvd. >mfw all they brought was cans of coors light and the girl was ugly Anonymous 05/31/22(Tue)07:59:24 No.68853800 >friend from highschool >friend is married >you're a virgin >invited you on road trip with one other girl >fantasise about having sex because a girl will be drunk >upset that the girl is ugly Anonymous ugly girl 16 KB JPG Anon, I don't know how to tell you this.
05/31/22(Tue)07:38:37 No.68853692 >be me >friend from high school invites me to a roadtrip with his wife and her friend. >ask him about her friend and if he has a picture of her >he says not to worry about it and that she's ugly >think he's just saying that because he's married and doesn't want to call her attractive 23 KB PNG >start fantasizing and being anxious the night before the trip about how I might lose my virginity to this woman especially since alcohol will be involvd. >mfw all they brought was cans of coors light and the girl was ugly Anonymous 05/31/22(Tue)07:59:24 No.68853800 >friend from highschool >friend is married >you're a virgin >invited you on road trip with one other girl >fantasise about having sex because a girl will be drunk >upset that the girl is ugly Anonymous ugly girl 16 KB JPG Anon, I don't know how to tell you this.

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Anon challenges the curriculum | /r/Greentext

Anonymous A Pathway to Equitable Math Instruction Dismantling Racism in Mathematics Instruction Exercises for educators to reflect on their own biases to transform their instructional practice STRIDE 1 What did they mean by this? 05/31/22(Tue)03:34:05 No.879214809 20220530_181838.jpg 142 KB JPG
Anonymous A Pathway to Equitable Math Instruction Dismantling Racism in Mathematics Instruction Exercises for educators to reflect on their own biases to transform their instructional practice STRIDE 1 What did they mean by this? 05/31/22(Tue)03:34:05 No.879214809 20220530_181838.jpg 142 KB JPG

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Anon is a lifter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/02/21 (Sat)20:27:48 No.63759172 >be me >get yelled at repeatedly by my 2nd grade teacher >grow up to be a massive dude >get stronger at the gym 247 KB PNG >see the teacher out in public again >she's all nice to me >l yell and berate the s--- out of her and she runs away scared shitless This is why I lift
: Anonymous 10/02/21 (Sat)20:27:48 No.63759172 >be me >get yelled at repeatedly by my 2nd grade teacher >grow up to be a massive dude >get stronger at the gym 247 KB PNG >see the teacher out in public again >she's all nice to me >l yell and berate the s--- out of her and she runs away scared shitless This is why I lift

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Anon likes moles | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)14:22:11 No.20341809 >be me >sit in class >remember one time in kindergarten when a girl took a s--- on a bench and got in problems for doing so 13 KB JPG >find that memory really f------ funny >burst out laughing >teacher gets p----- >asks what so funny >silence. Jpg >say that I thought about a mole >teacher looks at me like I'm retarded >mfw when I actually begin thinking about moles now >remember moles are blind and probably bump into each other all the time >begin laughing again >get detention
: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)14:22:11 No.20341809 >be me >sit in class >remember one time in kindergarten when a girl took a s--- on a bench and got in problems for doing so 13 KB JPG >find that memory really f------ funny >burst out laughing >teacher gets p----- >asks what so funny >silence. Jpg >say that I thought about a mole >teacher looks at me like I'm retarded >mfw when I actually begin thinking about moles now >remember moles are blind and probably bump into each other all the time >begin laughing again >get detention

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: Anonymous 05/31/22(Tue)12:13:21 No.68852741 225 KB PNG View Thread : Anonymous 05/31/22(Tue)12:14:02 No.68852749 i wish my family hated me so i could kill myself without guilt : Anonymous 05/31/22(Tue)12:16:20 No.68852769 i wish i could c-- 10 times a day 5 Replies I wish my sister loved me
: Anonymous 05/31/22(Tue)12:13:21 No.68852741 225 KB PNG View Thread : Anonymous 05/31/22(Tue)12:14:02 No.68852749 i wish my family hated me so i could kill myself without guilt : Anonymous 05/31/22(Tue)12:16:20 No.68852769 i wish i could c-- 10 times a day 5 Replies I wish my sister loved me

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Anon has pet snake | /r/Greentext

>be me >have a pet snake >take a girl over to my house >we are about to get in bed, when she sees my snake >she says she finds snakes creepy and leaves 62 KB JPG >find out 4 days later she had HIV >mfw my pet snake saved my life
>be me >have a pet snake >take a girl over to my house >we are about to get in bed, when she sees my snake >she says she finds snakes creepy and leaves 62 KB JPG >find out 4 days later she had HIV >mfw my pet snake saved my life

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Goddamn Rape Dwarfs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/04/18(Tue)11:05:08 No.779004157 >be me >manual labour f-- on a cargo ship in the atlantic >we make a detour to check out a shipwreck on an island 29 KB JPG >inside its cargo hold we find thousands of female dwarves >wat >romantic british coworker gets too close >one of them jumps on his face and clamps her p---- on his mouth >okay.png >takes 4 of us and a f------ crowbar to prize her off >get the f--- out of there >back on the ship, set sail again >having lunch with coworkers >british f-- starts to have a seizure >f------ baby bursts out of his chest and runs off >spend 3 hours cleaning up the blood and crumpets >few days later a fully grown dwarf is running around r----- people >it's my shift to go and hunt the r--- dwarf >carry a flamethrower into a ventilation shaft >turn my motion tracker on >it starts beeping I don't get paid enough for this s---
: Anonymous 09/04/18(Tue)11:05:08 No.779004157 >be me >manual labour f-- on a cargo ship in the atlantic >we make a detour to check out a shipwreck on an island 29 KB JPG >inside its cargo hold we find thousands of female dwarves >wat >romantic british coworker gets too close >one of them jumps on his face and clamps her p---- on his mouth >okay.png >takes 4 of us and a f------ crowbar to prize her off >get the f--- out of there >back on the ship, set sail again >having lunch with coworkers >british f-- starts to have a seizure >f------ baby bursts out of his chest and runs off >spend 3 hours cleaning up the blood and crumpets >few days later a fully grown dwarf is running around r----- people >it's my shift to go and hunt the r--- dwarf >carry a flamethrower into a ventilation shaft >turn my motion tracker on >it starts beeping I don't get paid enough for this s---

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Reddit be like | /r/Greentext

>be me >20 and just got license >go on road trip across canada >end up in alaska 609 KB PNG >stop at tourist place that lets you rent gold pans and pan for gold in their river >they let you keep whatever you find >spend an hour and a half and get nothing >not a single speck >go back in and turn in the pan >owner asks me if I need a container for my gold, I tell him I didn't find anything >about to leave when an older gentleman who was out there with me taps my shoulder >"here son" >hands me small glass vial with a few tiny nuggets >smile at this nice gesture and leave slightly happier than when I arrived Thanks for the gold, kind stranger Share Save Hida Report 142 Comments 92% Invoted
>be me >20 and just got license >go on road trip across canada >end up in alaska 609 KB PNG >stop at tourist place that lets you rent gold pans and pan for gold in their river >they let you keep whatever you find >spend an hour and a half and get nothing >not a single speck >go back in and turn in the pan >owner asks me if I need a container for my gold, I tell him I didn't find anything >about to leave when an older gentleman who was out there with me taps my shoulder >"here son" >hands me small glass vial with a few tiny nuggets >smile at this nice gesture and leave slightly happier than when I arrived Thanks for the gold, kind stranger Share Save Hida Report 142 Comments 92% Invoted

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Anon likes nepotism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me >20 >check Twitter for cool p--- >19 years olds draw Mona Lisa s--- >feel bad >think to myself 6 KB JPG "Well they probably just had rich parents that could give them lots of money for their hobby" > >it's not my fault I'm unsuccessful: it wasn't attainable anyway >instantly feel better I f------ love nepotism 05/30/22(Mon)18:44:18 No.879197790
: Anonymous >be me >20 >check Twitter for cool p--- >19 years olds draw Mona Lisa s--- >feel bad >think to myself 6 KB JPG "Well they probably just had rich parents that could give them lots of money for their hobby" > >it's not my fault I'm unsuccessful: it wasn't attainable anyway >instantly feel better I f------ love nepotism 05/30/22(Mon)18:44:18 No.879197790

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anon gets trolled by a ghost | /r/Greentext

05/31/22(Tue) 10:34:04 No.879216541 : Anonymous >be me >go to bed >stare at ceiling for hour >finally falling asleep >almost there >just a little more... 250 KB GIF >"Anon!" >eyes shoot open >heartrate shoots up >look around room >nothing there happens to me so goddamn much, I swear I'm being haunted by the biggest d--- of a ghost I'm going to kill myself just so I can kick their ghost ass
05/31/22(Tue) 10:34:04 No.879216541 : Anonymous >be me >go to bed >stare at ceiling for hour >finally falling asleep >almost there >just a little more... 250 KB GIF >"Anon!" >eyes shoot open >heartrate shoots up >look around room >nothing there happens to me so goddamn much, I swear I'm being haunted by the biggest d--- of a ghost I'm going to kill myself just so I can kick their ghost ass

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Anon finds out. | /r/Greentext

>be me, 3 days ago >curious about 4chan >sounds like a good time, figure i should check it out >click on "random" 58 KB JPG >scroll for a few, see some t--- and laugh at some green texts >you laugh you lose thread pops up >open it >met with a video of a dog being blow torched in the face Never again
>be me, 3 days ago >curious about 4chan >sounds like a good time, figure i should check it out >click on "random" 58 KB JPG >scroll for a few, see some t--- and laugh at some green texts >you laugh you lose thread pops up >open it >met with a video of a dog being blow torched in the face Never again

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anon is a father | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/06/21(Fri)02:14:47 No.566325327 >be 27 >virgin >girl I went to uni with a few years ago calls me >"hey anon i'm really sorry to do this but I had a baby and I think it's yours" 506 KB PNG >uh bitch that's f------ impossible we never had sex >"what the f--- are you talking about are you serious" >start arguing >get a DNA test just to shut her the f--- up >it's positive what the f--- am I losing my f------ mind
: Anonymous 08/06/21(Fri)02:14:47 No.566325327 >be 27 >virgin >girl I went to uni with a few years ago calls me >"hey anon i'm really sorry to do this but I had a baby and I think it's yours" 506 KB PNG >uh bitch that's f------ impossible we never had sex >"what the f--- are you talking about are you serious" >start arguing >get a DNA test just to shut her the f--- up >it's positive what the f--- am I losing my f------ mind

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Anon is scientist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/27/12(Wed)14:36:16 No.2904482 >dad is shaving >'don't touch it anon, it is sharp, you will cut your finger¹ >dad leaves >is it true? must test hypothesis. >climb onto counter, test razor with finger >cut finger, ow f--- >hypothesis confirmed >one must suffer in pursuit of science
Anonymous 06/27/12(Wed)14:36:16 No.2904482 >dad is shaving >'don't touch it anon, it is sharp, you will cut your finger¹ >dad leaves >is it true? must test hypothesis. >climb onto counter, test razor with finger >cut finger, ow f--- >hypothesis confirmed >one must suffer in pursuit of science

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Yankees))) | /r/Greentext

>be today >be Australian >Woke up sick >Call work to let them know I can't come in 9 KB PNG >"Yeahnoworries.mate" >contact local GP >Appointment free and same day because subsidised social healthcare >Paid sick leave because strong labour movement that guarantees working rights >Now nobody at work will catch my cold. >Food for customers not contaminated by my cold. >Company doesn't lose money because my sick leave is government subsidised >All bills continue to be paid on time, my day is stress-free because I have time to relax and recover. Today is yet another day I'm glad I'm not an American.
>be today >be Australian >Woke up sick >Call work to let them know I can't come in 9 KB PNG >"Yeahnoworries.mate" >contact local GP >Appointment free and same day because subsidised social healthcare >Paid sick leave because strong labour movement that guarantees working rights >Now nobody at work will catch my cold. >Food for customers not contaminated by my cold. >Company doesn't lose money because my sick leave is government subsidised >All bills continue to be paid on time, my day is stress-free because I have time to relax and recover. Today is yet another day I'm glad I'm not an American.

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Anon is a degenerate | /r/Greentext

Post your favourite pokegirl and your job Post your favourite pokegirl a(...) I'll start: >Lillie >middle school teacher 63 KB JPG : Anonymous 809 KB PNG 12/20/ (Mon)12:51:18 No.4 12/20/21(Mon)12:52:15 No.49 >>49060224 (OP) #
Post your favourite pokegirl and your job Post your favourite pokegirl a(...) I'll start: >Lillie >middle school teacher 63 KB JPG : Anonymous 809 KB PNG 12/20/ (Mon)12:51:18 No.4 12/20/21(Mon)12:52:15 No.49 >>49060224 (OP) #

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he can’t keep getting away with it | /r/Greentext

random story time >ten years ago >be 16 >browsing p--- >find video that looks good >first time I saw a vid with Diamond Foxx >she kinda looks familiar but idk why prob because I saw her earlier in a video >her ass gets dicked hard >goodshit.png >j------- and have one helluva of a bust >fast forward a few hours >mom comes home >she was at the hairdresser (she has the exact same hairstyle for decades now) >realize Diamond Foxx's hairstyle was very similar in the vid >body wise she also looks similar to my mom >now thinking about it she looks quite a lot like my mom >never ever watch another Diamond Foxx video Anonymous 05/31/22(Tue)10:27:42 No.5856110 ► Do you want to have a seat and chat a bit, Anon?
random story time >ten years ago >be 16 >browsing p--- >find video that looks good >first time I saw a vid with Diamond Foxx >she kinda looks familiar but idk why prob because I saw her earlier in a video >her ass gets dicked hard >goodshit.png >j------- and have one helluva of a bust >fast forward a few hours >mom comes home >she was at the hairdresser (she has the exact same hairstyle for decades now) >realize Diamond Foxx's hairstyle was very similar in the vid >body wise she also looks similar to my mom >now thinking about it she looks quite a lot like my mom >never ever watch another Diamond Foxx video Anonymous 05/31/22(Tue)10:27:42 No.5856110 ► Do you want to have a seat and chat a bit, Anon?

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Anon meets Santa | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/31/22(Tue)02:13:20 No.879217653 >worked at goodwill >had an 30 year old down syndrome coworker named Stephen >in December we had a Santa 130 KB PNG impersonator come in the store for photo ops for kids whose families couldn't afford them to get a free picture with Santa >I was on the task of setting up the display for it >Stephen insisted he help so I let him >he was super excited for Santa to come to the store >Stephen talked about it everyday >then Santa finally came >Stephen talked to him the whole day and not once did the guy ever come off as annoyed or bothered by Stephen >ended up giving him his gloves so Stephen could have something of Santas >took a picture with Stephen and our store manager hung it up on the wall >I've never seen anyone so happy >he wore those gloves everyday didn't matter what anyone said >kind of makes me jealous as I realized just how empty I am inside >I would give anything to feel that spark I felt as a kid again
: Anonymous 05/31/22(Tue)02:13:20 No.879217653 >worked at goodwill >had an 30 year old down syndrome coworker named Stephen >in December we had a Santa 130 KB PNG impersonator come in the store for photo ops for kids whose families couldn't afford them to get a free picture with Santa >I was on the task of setting up the display for it >Stephen insisted he help so I let him >he was super excited for Santa to come to the store >Stephen talked about it everyday >then Santa finally came >Stephen talked to him the whole day and not once did the guy ever come off as annoyed or bothered by Stephen >ended up giving him his gloves so Stephen could have something of Santas >took a picture with Stephen and our store manager hung it up on the wall >I've never seen anyone so happy >he wore those gloves everyday didn't matter what anyone said >kind of makes me jealous as I realized just how empty I am inside >I would give anything to feel that spark I felt as a kid again

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See you later virgins | /r/Greentext

>be me, man >identify as a female because gender is a social construct >j------- >once I'm done, identify as male again >got jerked off by a gril >mfw got a h------ See you later virgins
>be me, man >identify as a female because gender is a social construct >j------- >once I'm done, identify as male again >got jerked off by a gril >mfw got a h------ See you later virgins

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