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: Anonymous MEGAPINT 06/01/22(Wed)16:50:34 No.68873391 Lads cheers, today we won. F--- AH and every women faking domestic abuse claims. View Thread 06/01/22(Wed)17:12:34 No.68873701 76 KB JPG 7 Replies / 2 Images Anonymous >>68873391 (OP) # I respected Depp a lot until it came out that he didn't actually beat the s--- out of Heard, very sad >>68874030 # >>68874081 #
: Anonymous MEGAPINT 06/01/22(Wed)16:50:34 No.68873391 Lads cheers, today we won. F--- AH and every women faking domestic abuse claims. View Thread 06/01/22(Wed)17:12:34 No.68873701 76 KB JPG 7 Replies / 2 Images Anonymous >>68873391 (OP) # I respected Depp a lot until it came out that he didn't actually beat the s--- out of Heard, very sad >>68874030 # >>68874081 #

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Anon has an encounter | /r/Greentext

04/05/21 (Mon)21:29:29 No.851404566 : Anonymous >be me >straight but have an interest in trap p--- >download grindr >meet twink who could easily pass off as a chick 38 KB JPG >we meet up and go back to my place >he pulls down his pants just enough for me to see his a------ >idc s---- cash >tightest a------ ever >coom after a few mins >twink turns around and takes off clothes >entire r--- dwarf colony stacked atop eachother >try running but they bite my ankles >try fighting back but there's too many >tied down and ~50 enter my virgin boipuss >cry as they all cook inside >the one who acted as the face started face f------ me >he cooms >they all laugh as they begin to stack themselves again and leave my home Every god damn time
04/05/21 (Mon)21:29:29 No.851404566 : Anonymous >be me >straight but have an interest in trap p--- >download grindr >meet twink who could easily pass off as a chick 38 KB JPG >we meet up and go back to my place >he pulls down his pants just enough for me to see his a------ >idc s---- cash >tightest a------ ever >coom after a few mins >twink turns around and takes off clothes >entire r--- dwarf colony stacked atop eachother >try running but they bite my ankles >try fighting back but there's too many >tied down and ~50 enter my virgin boipuss >cry as they all cook inside >the one who acted as the face started face f------ me >he cooms >they all laugh as they begin to stack themselves again and leave my home Every god damn time

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Anon is new to the alphabet. | /r/Greentext

Jargge 12/27/05 (Tue) 15:24 No.4058985 [Reply] d(>_<)b >>BeastUK IvGZCxJ2I1s 12/27/05(Tue) 15:26 No.405899 How do you get that backwards b? >> Anonymous 12/27/05(Tue) 15:26 No.4059003 >>4058999 its called d
Jargge 12/27/05 (Tue) 15:24 No.4058985 [Reply] d(>_<)b >>BeastUK IvGZCxJ2I1s 12/27/05(Tue) 15:26 No.405899 How do you get that backwards b? >> Anonymous 12/27/05(Tue) 15:26 No.4059003 >>4058999 its called d

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Anon guesses | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 71 KB JPG 04/15/22(Fri)18:25:57 No.876351510 >sitting blindfolded >woman in lab coat feeds me a Twix >"Left" >she marks her notes >329 consecutive correct guesses
: Anonymous 71 KB JPG 04/15/22(Fri)18:25:57 No.876351510 >sitting blindfolded >woman in lab coat feeds me a Twix >"Left" >she marks her notes >329 consecutive correct guesses

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Anon must commit. | /r/Greentext

>Be me >Straight Kissless Virgin >9\10 qt3.14 walks up to me and says "hey Anon what are you doing after school today?" >She wants me.wav 10 KB JPG >Must not let roasty make me impure >Say "I'm gay" >Virginity protected.psd >She says "oh, I have a friend who is gay want me to introduce him to you? >Too late must commit >Sure >Meet her friend at McDonalds >Tendys.pdf >We end up screwing in the bathroom >Mfw >5 years later >We are married and just adopted a baby >Still attracted to grills >Tfw roasty still never made you impure >Tfw virginity protected
>Be me >Straight Kissless Virgin >9\10 qt3.14 walks up to me and says "hey Anon what are you doing after school today?" >She wants me.wav 10 KB JPG >Must not let roasty make me impure >Say "I'm gay" >Virginity protected.psd >She says "oh, I have a friend who is gay want me to introduce him to you? >Too late must commit >Sure >Meet her friend at McDonalds >Tendys.pdf >We end up screwing in the bathroom >Mfw >5 years later >We are married and just adopted a baby >Still attracted to grills >Tfw roasty still never made you impure >Tfw virginity protected

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Anon on zoomer presidents. | /r/Greentext


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Anon is Australian | /r/Greentext

File: 1547011745154.png (111 KB, 420x344) Anonymous | 02/16/22(Wed)11:41:09 No.159852691 >>159852752 I have only left Humpybong once in my entire life, to watch cricket in Woolloongabba. Anonymous 02/16/22(Wed)11:42:43 No.159852752 File: 1636794076944.png (127 KB, 817x656) >>159852691 (OP) >Look it up >they're real places
File: 1547011745154.png (111 KB, 420x344) Anonymous | 02/16/22(Wed)11:41:09 No.159852691 >>159852752 I have only left Humpybong once in my entire life, to watch cricket in Woolloongabba. Anonymous 02/16/22(Wed)11:42:43 No.159852752 File: 1636794076944.png (127 KB, 817x656) >>159852691 (OP) >Look it up >they're real places

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Anon is nervous | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 12/07/21(Tue)00:15:40 >Modern man exists for 200.000 years >99% of that is humans being cavemen >Then suddenly we go from being cavemen to exploring the solar system in the last 1% of time How No.12430181
: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 12/07/21(Tue)00:15:40 >Modern man exists for 200.000 years >99% of that is humans being cavemen >Then suddenly we go from being cavemen to exploring the solar system in the last 1% of time How No.12430181

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anon is unhinged | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous My BF is acting weird 37 KB JPG >he progressively gets more mad until he hits me >he sees me smiling and yells why I'm happy >I tell him I lied so he'd hit me. And I say I'm happy because now I have an abusive boyfriend and it'll help me pass better as a trad wife >he walks out saying to leave him the f--- alone >he hasn't messaged for 3 days Why is he acting so odd? Men are so weird 05/31/22(Tue)14:18:28 No.26051656 >be me >22 MtF with boyfriend >happy but still dysphoric something >hatched a brilliant scheme >sits next to him and tells him I cheated on him and tells him he's pathetic and nowhere near as good as this new guy
: Anonymous My BF is acting weird 37 KB JPG >he progressively gets more mad until he hits me >he sees me smiling and yells why I'm happy >I tell him I lied so he'd hit me. And I say I'm happy because now I have an abusive boyfriend and it'll help me pass better as a trad wife >he walks out saying to leave him the f--- alone >he hasn't messaged for 3 days Why is he acting so odd? Men are so weird 05/31/22(Tue)14:18:28 No.26051656 >be me >22 MtF with boyfriend >happy but still dysphoric something >hatched a brilliant scheme >sits next to him and tells him I cheated on him and tells him he's pathetic and nowhere near as good as this new guy

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Anon calls someone anon. | /r/Greentext


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Anon is a degen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Femboys with vaginas 238 KB JPG : Anonymous Isn't that just a girl, then? >>9640039 # 03/22/21(Mon)16:07:36 No.9640032 ITT: big t---- Femboys with vaginas instead of d---- 03/22/21(Mon)16:08:45 No.9640036 03/22/21(Mon)16:09:49 No.9640039 Anonymous >>9640036 # No, its a Femboy but with a p---- >>9640057 # Imagine being such a sexual deviant you deviate full circle to being straight The WrathfulKingBradley 4h
Anonymous Femboys with vaginas 238 KB JPG : Anonymous Isn't that just a girl, then? >>9640039 # 03/22/21(Mon)16:07:36 No.9640032 ITT: big t---- Femboys with vaginas instead of d---- 03/22/21(Mon)16:08:45 No.9640036 03/22/21(Mon)16:09:49 No.9640039 Anonymous >>9640036 # No, its a Femboy but with a p---- >>9640057 # Imagine being such a sexual deviant you deviate full circle to being straight The WrathfulKingBradley 4h

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Ammon likes boys | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/25/18(Sun)13:57:27 No.44135120 >straight boy >about 5'5 but I don't let it get to me >meet 6'5 guy at a camp that I work at 229 KB PNG >we have to move a bunch of boxes >I pick one up, trip and fall >"don't be such a silly little boy" >instant throbbing boner fuckfuckcfuck please don't be gay I don't want to be gay what does this mean
Anonymous 03/25/18(Sun)13:57:27 No.44135120 >straight boy >about 5'5 but I don't let it get to me >meet 6'5 guy at a camp that I work at 229 KB PNG >we have to move a bunch of boxes >I pick one up, trip and fall >"don't be such a silly little boy" >instant throbbing boner fuckfuckcfuck please don't be gay I don't want to be gay what does this mean

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anon becomes a chadgar | /r/Greentext

12/20/17(Wed)11:26:04 No.754399201 >Be me >weakest man in tribe >se Chadgar sexing all womans im he cave >get mind idea >pick up big rock >throw at Chadgar head : Anonymous 317 KB PNG >he fall >laugh >sex all his womans >am now Chadgar >me face when
12/20/17(Wed)11:26:04 No.754399201 >Be me >weakest man in tribe >se Chadgar sexing all womans im he cave >get mind idea >pick up big rock >throw at Chadgar head : Anonymous 317 KB PNG >he fall >laugh >sex all his womans >am now Chadgar >me face when

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Anon has zoomer coworkers. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Zoomers are so f------ ignoran(...) >in kitchen with my zoomer coworkers while the radio is playing Hey Ya by Outkast >comes to the line about shaking it like a Polaroid picture >one of the zoomers (he's literally like 19) asks what that means 865 KB JPG >laugh right in his face >doesn't speak to me for the rest of the day What a f------ dumb c--- bros 06/01/22(Wed)01:51:45 No.68865611
Anonymous Zoomers are so f------ ignoran(...) >in kitchen with my zoomer coworkers while the radio is playing Hey Ya by Outkast >comes to the line about shaking it like a Polaroid picture >one of the zoomers (he's literally like 19) asks what that means 865 KB JPG >laugh right in his face >doesn't speak to me for the rest of the day What a f------ dumb c--- bros 06/01/22(Wed)01:51:45 No.68865611

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Anon is courageous | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/12/20(Sat)06:38:45 Greentext's are dumb but f--- it. I have a story to tell >Me at college >Be at library. Looking for some books 394 KB PNG >See a girl sitting at a random table >She's f------ adorable. Dark hair, mesmerizing green eyes >not the most confided guy but think F--- it. I'll try >walk up to her and say a cheesy pick up line >doesn't respond >"Excuse me?" >She notices me and looks up at me >does something in sign language >Turns out she's deaf >excuse myself and turn around defeated. Way to embarrased to keep the conversation going >stop myself half way out the library >gather up all my courage and walk back >sit down next to her and write "You're cute. Want to go out?" On a sticky note >she reads it and looks at me >I smile like a dumbass while she looks me over >she eventually nods and scribbles her number on the note >her name is Alice >we go out that Friday >we have a great time >fast forward to a few months later >we're officially dating >learn sign language for her >getting pretty good at it >the first thing I learned to sign was "I love you" >Fast forward again to yesterday >Today is the day >Me, Her mom, brother and me are sitting in the doctor's office >they gradually turn up her implant >she starts crying because she hears her mom for the first time >I remain silent >her mom and brother and talking to her, crying all the while >eventually she looks at me >I move closer to he >tell her something I wanted to say from the day I met her in the library >"I love you. Please marry me" She said yes. I made the greatest day of her life just a little bit better. I love her so much 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread No.835882362
: Anonymous 09/12/20(Sat)06:38:45 Greentext's are dumb but f--- it. I have a story to tell >Me at college >Be at library. Looking for some books 394 KB PNG >See a girl sitting at a random table >She's f------ adorable. Dark hair, mesmerizing green eyes >not the most confided guy but think F--- it. I'll try >walk up to her and say a cheesy pick up line >doesn't respond >"Excuse me?" >She notices me and looks up at me >does something in sign language >Turns out she's deaf >excuse myself and turn around defeated. Way to embarrased to keep the conversation going >stop myself half way out the library >gather up all my courage and walk back >sit down next to her and write "You're cute. Want to go out?" On a sticky note >she reads it and looks at me >I smile like a dumbass while she looks me over >she eventually nods and scribbles her number on the note >her name is Alice >we go out that Friday >we have a great time >fast forward to a few months later >we're officially dating >learn sign language for her >getting pretty good at it >the first thing I learned to sign was "I love you" >Fast forward again to yesterday >Today is the day >Me, Her mom, brother and me are sitting in the doctor's office >they gradually turn up her implant >she starts crying because she hears her mom for the first time >I remain silent >her mom and brother and talking to her, crying all the while >eventually she looks at me >I move closer to he >tell her something I wanted to say from the day I met her in the library >"I love you. Please marry me" She said yes. I made the greatest day of her life just a little bit better. I love her so much 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread No.835882362

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anon should interact more | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 56 KB JPG 05/31/22(Tue)09:38:14 No.68856312 >20 year old gas station attendant called me 'honey' and i got a boner View Thread
: Anonymous 56 KB JPG 05/31/22(Tue)09:38:14 No.68856312 >20 year old gas station attendant called me 'honey' and i got a boner View Thread

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Anon is speed | /r/Greentext

08/06/20(Thu)10:50:47 No.833723514 : Anonymous >be me >Get chased by group of men in suits >I run >Really hard to outrun them but I 58 KB JPG manage >I get tired and they keep inching closer >Oh_fuck.wmv >Get idea >I shave my head >Instant speed boost because of aerodynamics >Distance gets greater >They start screaming >"You can't keep running away, some day we tax collectors catch you!" Image related, I'm jeff bezos View Thread
08/06/20(Thu)10:50:47 No.833723514 : Anonymous >be me >Get chased by group of men in suits >I run >Really hard to outrun them but I 58 KB JPG manage >I get tired and they keep inching closer >Oh_fuck.wmv >Get idea >I shave my head >Instant speed boost because of aerodynamics >Distance gets greater >They start screaming >"You can't keep running away, some day we tax collectors catch you!" Image related, I'm jeff bezos View Thread

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Anon has a friend | /r/Greentext

>be me, about 7, beta f-- nerd >new girl, she's cute, also nerd >chosen to be partners, >grow close, best friends >middle school comes, >she grows t--- and ass, me still beta >she hooks up with guy bestfriend, pothhead >slowly grow apart, by 8th grade we don't talk >highschool, I hit gym, grow 6' 2" >alpha, still nerd >still live this girl >find out she's pregnant, pothead ex friend is father >they have an abusive relationship >he goes to juvenile hall, she drops out, has baby >me graduate, #12 of graduateing class GPA >alpha football player, get to go to college >flashfoward, last month >get friend request on fb >its her, 26, still looks beautiful, has 2 kids, single mom >messagees me, we talk for a good week >moment when she asks me why I turned her down in middle school >MFW(SHOCKED.JPG) I find out she liked me >find out she sent my pothead bestfriend was sent to tell me she had a crush on me >pot head friend lied >feeling like my life was stolen >her life ruined >spent this whole month crying >F--- friends... ↑
>be me, about 7, beta f-- nerd >new girl, she's cute, also nerd >chosen to be partners, >grow close, best friends >middle school comes, >she grows t--- and ass, me still beta >she hooks up with guy bestfriend, pothhead >slowly grow apart, by 8th grade we don't talk >highschool, I hit gym, grow 6' 2" >alpha, still nerd >still live this girl >find out she's pregnant, pothead ex friend is father >they have an abusive relationship >he goes to juvenile hall, she drops out, has baby >me graduate, #12 of graduateing class GPA >alpha football player, get to go to college >flashfoward, last month >get friend request on fb >its her, 26, still looks beautiful, has 2 kids, single mom >messagees me, we talk for a good week >moment when she asks me why I turned her down in middle school >MFW(SHOCKED.JPG) I find out she liked me >find out she sent my pothead bestfriend was sent to tell me she had a crush on me >pot head friend lied >feeling like my life was stolen >her life ruined >spent this whole month crying >F--- friends... ↑

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