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Anon plays Terraria | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/02/22(Thu)18:05:10 No.68883795 >develop emotional attachment to the zoologist in my terraria world >unironically sad when i have to make her and the golfer a house together to make them both happy anyone else? 48 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/02/22(Thu)18:09:18 No.68883832 >>68883795 (OP) # no. let me guess, you give all the npc's custom and unique decorated houses don't you? >>68883855 # : Anonymous 06/02/22(Thu)18:12:11 No.68883855 >68883832 # yeah, i did... it's my first playthrough okay >>68883917 #
: Anonymous 06/02/22(Thu)18:05:10 No.68883795 >develop emotional attachment to the zoologist in my terraria world >unironically sad when i have to make her and the golfer a house together to make them both happy anyone else? 48 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/02/22(Thu)18:09:18 No.68883832 >>68883795 (OP) # no. let me guess, you give all the npc's custom and unique decorated houses don't you? >>68883855 # : Anonymous 06/02/22(Thu)18:12:11 No.68883855 >68883832 # yeah, i did... it's my first playthrough okay >>68883917 #

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Anon is colorblind | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 5 Replies 12/31/18(Mon) 22:35:48 No.50170649 Be Me Colorblind Want to make a Greentext >So how did I do? View Thread
: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 5 Replies 12/31/18(Mon) 22:35:48 No.50170649 Be Me Colorblind Want to make a Greentext >So how did I do? View Thread

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Anon feels bold. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/02/22(Thu)20:49:23 No.68890013 >feeling a wee bit bold with the end of the semester >see one of the "hot" girls post about their graduation party happening in a few days >dm her and ask if i can go, we've had a few interactions in the past so fairly normal thing to do 1.29 MB PNG >she says no oh yeah, we're back in business boys
Anonymous 06/02/22(Thu)20:49:23 No.68890013 >feeling a wee bit bold with the end of the semester >see one of the "hot" girls post about their graduation party happening in a few days >dm her and ask if i can go, we've had a few interactions in the past so fairly normal thing to do 1.29 MB PNG >she says no oh yeah, we're back in business boys

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Anon loses all hope in humanity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/03/18 (Wed)00:13:01 No.781354558 Hey f--- heres a greentext threat about Irony >be me >have female friend who likes shitpost as much as I do 15 KB JPG >notificationtojoinashitpostgroupfromher.exe >Flat Earth etc... >seems like a decent shitpost group >everyone has a top tier shitposting/Irony humor >"NASA uses Eyefish lence" >Laugh at funny ironical memes and s--- they write >my friend likes NASA and space bs >see a post where she is arguing w/ some random guy >Find out the FB group is not a shitpost group >Mfw I've been in this group for at least 2 months >Mfw I thought their posts were memes >Mfw these people actually think Earth is flat >Mfw top excuse is "NASA uses eyefish lence"
: Anonymous 10/03/18 (Wed)00:13:01 No.781354558 Hey f--- heres a greentext threat about Irony >be me >have female friend who likes shitpost as much as I do 15 KB JPG >notificationtojoinashitpostgroupfromher.exe >Flat Earth etc... >seems like a decent shitpost group >everyone has a top tier shitposting/Irony humor >"NASA uses Eyefish lence" >Laugh at funny ironical memes and s--- they write >my friend likes NASA and space bs >see a post where she is arguing w/ some random guy >Find out the FB group is not a shitpost group >Mfw I've been in this group for at least 2 months >Mfw I thought their posts were memes >Mfw these people actually think Earth is flat >Mfw top excuse is "NASA uses eyefish lence"

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Anon goes hiking | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/09/21(Fri)01:52:50 No.62492809 >wake up >feelin kinda depressed >google highest point in my county >mt. whatever >drive 45mins to some trailhead >hike 3 hours to summit 6 KB JPG >it's pretty cool. pretty windy tho >get back to my car as it's getting dark >chug hot Monster Zero Ultra that's been sitting in my center console all day >m,mmm sippy sipp >drive home feeling somewhat less depressed 7/10 it was ok 3 Replies View Thread
Anonymous 07/09/21(Fri)01:52:50 No.62492809 >wake up >feelin kinda depressed >google highest point in my county >mt. whatever >drive 45mins to some trailhead >hike 3 hours to summit 6 KB JPG >it's pretty cool. pretty windy tho >get back to my car as it's getting dark >chug hot Monster Zero Ultra that's been sitting in my center console all day >m,mmm sippy sipp >drive home feeling somewhat less depressed 7/10 it was ok 3 Replies View Thread

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Anon gets revenge | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 754091586 721,1 kB JPG 35 min. geleden ... >be me >Indian >find out about 4chan >go on a board >people are f------ racists >"but yeah India will be a superpower by 2020" >people laugh at me >call me a streetshitter >how offensive, my grandpa died in a streetshitting incident >years later >I ruined their internet >I did it >sweet revenge REPLY 3 REPLIES 2 IMAGES
Anonymous | 754091586 721,1 kB JPG 35 min. geleden ... >be me >Indian >find out about 4chan >go on a board >people are f------ racists >"but yeah India will be a superpower by 2020" >people laugh at me >call me a streetshitter >how offensive, my grandpa died in a streetshitting incident >years later >I ruined their internet >I did it >sweet revenge REPLY 3 REPLIES 2 IMAGES

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russianon tells a joke | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 13 KB PNG 06/02/22(Thu)14:06:20 No.165692085 a Russian, a German and a Ukrainian are measuring their cocks. Russian: mine is 15cm. German: mine is 16cm. Ukrainian: AMERICAN C--- IS 25CM!!!!!!!!
: Anonymous 13 KB PNG 06/02/22(Thu)14:06:20 No.165692085 a Russian, a German and a Ukrainian are measuring their cocks. Russian: mine is 15cm. German: mine is 16cm. Ukrainian: AMERICAN C--- IS 25CM!!!!!!!!

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Anon plays WoW | /r/Greentext


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feels bad manAnon asks for a PC | /r/Greentext


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Anon's tracking investment pays off | /r/Greentext

5m (9/20 9:39) 863436421 2 Re 2 Img JPG 1MB (1080 × 2220) 1 Reply >superglue GPS tracker to bicycle >leave it unlocked infront of my apartment >wait for people to steal it >chase them in my car, get out and kick their ass >take their wallets >repeat I made $800 in a month doing this :
5m (9/20 9:39) 863436421 2 Re 2 Img JPG 1MB (1080 × 2220) 1 Reply >superglue GPS tracker to bicycle >leave it unlocked infront of my apartment >wait for people to steal it >chase them in my car, get out and kick their ass >take their wallets >repeat I made $800 in a month doing this :

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Anon is special | /r/Greentext

>and here is our son's room >opens door >REEEEEEEEEEEE >closes door >he doesn't get out much
>and here is our son's room >opens door >REEEEEEEEEEEE >closes door >he doesn't get out much

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To the strongest | /r/Greentext

06/01/22(Wed)18:04:01 No.68874397 >be alpha af >have everything >hot wife >money >power >land >nothing left to conquer >dominate smooth twinks to 06/01/22(Wed)19:07:53 No.68875171 >Noooooooo you don't heckin understanindo, I'm f------ twinkerinos because I'm hecking powerful and dominant, I'm not a sodomite : Anonymous 32 KB JPG reclaim your masculinity This is still happening today btw : Anonymous 122 KB PNG
06/01/22(Wed)18:04:01 No.68874397 >be alpha af >have everything >hot wife >money >power >land >nothing left to conquer >dominate smooth twinks to 06/01/22(Wed)19:07:53 No.68875171 >Noooooooo you don't heckin understanindo, I'm f------ twinkerinos because I'm hecking powerful and dominant, I'm not a sodomite : Anonymous 32 KB JPG reclaim your masculinity This is still happening today btw : Anonymous 122 KB PNG

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#BlackLivesMatterAnon gets a new gaming buddy | /r/Greentext


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Anon welcomes Aliens, with a condition. | /r/Greentext

1/4 njDctHvu (OP). 15m (6/1 21:29) - 380595023 13 Re 6 Img JPG 19KB (362 × 362) 3 Replies BROS GET IN HERE THE FAKE ALIEN INVASION STARTS ON 6/6 THEY ARE REALLY DEMONS ITS ACTUALLY F------ HAPPENING 1/2 7JginU+e 14m (6/1 21:31). 380595176 JPG 33KB (750 × 552) 2 Replies as long as the aliens aren't black they are welcome
1/4 njDctHvu (OP). 15m (6/1 21:29) - 380595023 13 Re 6 Img JPG 19KB (362 × 362) 3 Replies BROS GET IN HERE THE FAKE ALIEN INVASION STARTS ON 6/6 THEY ARE REALLY DEMONS ITS ACTUALLY F------ HAPPENING 1/2 7JginU+e 14m (6/1 21:31). 380595176 JPG 33KB (750 × 552) 2 Replies as long as the aliens aren't black they are welcome

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Anon is bad at jokes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/02/22(Thu)08:47:12 No.879351067 Can I salvage this? >be me >on first date with girl at KFC >single mom two kids KFC >date is going well, teasing eachother 63 KB JPG >covid/food shortages get brought up >"so did the toilet paper thing affect you?" >"um, yea haha, we ran out and had to use our bare hands and a hose outside to clean ourselves" >cringe from asking her an embarrassing question >autism.exe >"finger licking good" >she stays pretty quite the rest of the date >we barely hug goodbye when we leave I guess I was trying to make a joke? I wasn't even thinking though. The date was yesterday, what should I message her today to smooth things over?
: Anonymous 06/02/22(Thu)08:47:12 No.879351067 Can I salvage this? >be me >on first date with girl at KFC >single mom two kids KFC >date is going well, teasing eachother 63 KB JPG >covid/food shortages get brought up >"so did the toilet paper thing affect you?" >"um, yea haha, we ran out and had to use our bare hands and a hose outside to clean ourselves" >cringe from asking her an embarrassing question >autism.exe >"finger licking good" >she stays pretty quite the rest of the date >we barely hug goodbye when we leave I guess I was trying to make a joke? I wasn't even thinking though. The date was yesterday, what should I message her today to smooth things over?

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Anon listened to music | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)09:19:45 No.852672830 >be me >Be audiophile >Spend 5 hours trying to find new song in lossless format >Can't buy since out 100 000 on equipment 9 KB JPG >finally find song >It is .exe file but whatever >Spend next 5 hours tuning my setup for R&B >Finally listen to song >Hear that the power company turbine is slightly off it's magnetic field >Makes slight hiss in my headphones >Instantly s--- and throw up over myself >Be safe out there fellow audiophiles
: Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)09:19:45 No.852672830 >be me >Be audiophile >Spend 5 hours trying to find new song in lossless format >Can't buy since out 100 000 on equipment 9 KB JPG >finally find song >It is .exe file but whatever >Spend next 5 hours tuning my setup for R&B >Finally listen to song >Hear that the power company turbine is slightly off it's magnetic field >Makes slight hiss in my headphones >Instantly s--- and throw up over myself >Be safe out there fellow audiophiles

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So accurate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/09/18(Sun)20:21:51 No.49762909 what is this place >be me >be reddit f-- >see funny greentexts >looks fun 7 KB JPG >checks out 4chan. >see loli hentai, people posting pictures of relatives they want to f--- etc. >aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what is wrong with you people 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 12/09/18(Sun)20:21:51 No.49762909 what is this place >be me >be reddit f-- >see funny greentexts >looks fun 7 KB JPG >checks out 4chan. >see loli hentai, people posting pictures of relatives they want to f--- etc. >aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what is wrong with you people 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Breaking Cope | /r/Greentext

1h (6/1 11:09) 68870306 4 Re. 1 Img. JPG 213KB (900 × 900) 2 Replies Jesse I have indeed broken bad because my wife is a cheating w----, my son is a crippling retard and my brother in law is a bully chad. >therefore I will now cook drugs to have normies overdose and die as I laugh and stack cash, also I'll kill your emo gf and latina singlemom because f--- those hoes >problems, n----?
1h (6/1 11:09) 68870306 4 Re. 1 Img. JPG 213KB (900 × 900) 2 Replies Jesse I have indeed broken bad because my wife is a cheating w----, my son is a crippling retard and my brother in law is a bully chad. >therefore I will now cook drugs to have normies overdose and die as I laugh and stack cash, also I'll kill your emo gf and latina singlemom because f--- those hoes >problems, n----?

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Anon got his first PC for xmas | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/02/22(Thu)15:00:35 No.5885078 3D Pinbell >be 10 Space Code >want a PC >parents say if Im able to pay 1/4 of it I can get one for christmas BALL 1 >birthday in september 7102750 >ask for money from grandparents and aunt >also save up my allowance for months (pocket money if ya bri'ish) >get a PC for christmas >stay up until 1 am at christmas night playing space cadet pinball things were simpler back then
Anonymous 06/02/22(Thu)15:00:35 No.5885078 3D Pinbell >be 10 Space Code >want a PC >parents say if Im able to pay 1/4 of it I can get one for christmas BALL 1 >birthday in september 7102750 >ask for money from grandparents and aunt >also save up my allowance for months (pocket money if ya bri'ish) >get a PC for christmas >stay up until 1 am at christmas night playing space cadet pinball things were simpler back then

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