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Anon hates boiling water | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/07/22 (Fri)20:45:36 No.19708080>>19708096 >>19708107 >>19708112 >>19708127 >>19710099 >>19710226 I f------ cannot stand it at all that all nuclear power plants do is boil water. The history of humanity is nothing but boiling water. In the future there will be new ways to boil water and that's it. F--- it.
Anonymous 01/07/22 (Fri)20:45:36 No.19708080>>19708096 >>19708107 >>19708112 >>19708127 >>19710099 >>19710226 I f------ cannot stand it at all that all nuclear power plants do is boil water. The history of humanity is nothing but boiling water. In the future there will be new ways to boil water and that's it. F--- it.

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Sock it to 'em | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous W-- is wrong with femoids 06/03/22(Fri)10:19:37 No.68896113 >25 quite normal guy just unlucky with femoids >Finally get qt coworker to visit my place it was work related >Groom myself the best I was since college 7 KB JPG >Clean the place and open all the windows so it doesn't smell >Arrange my c-- socks, tissues and jar neatly on shelf so she can see I c-- a lot >Put on my best clothes should look 8/10 >Invite her for a coffee after we finish the work even though she seemed a bit awkward >She thanks and leaves in a hurry I don't understand what did I do wrong I'm even 6'1". Femoids are just too weird is bussy the only answer? I'm not gay sadly : Anonymous 06/03/22(Fri)10:22:45 No.68896136 >>68896113 (OP) # I think the problem is that there weren't enough c-- socks and jars. Further, you need to spread them around so she can see you have a certain wild abandon and will take her on the spot anywhere
: Anonymous W-- is wrong with femoids 06/03/22(Fri)10:19:37 No.68896113 >25 quite normal guy just unlucky with femoids >Finally get qt coworker to visit my place it was work related >Groom myself the best I was since college 7 KB JPG >Clean the place and open all the windows so it doesn't smell >Arrange my c-- socks, tissues and jar neatly on shelf so she can see I c-- a lot >Put on my best clothes should look 8/10 >Invite her for a coffee after we finish the work even though she seemed a bit awkward >She thanks and leaves in a hurry I don't understand what did I do wrong I'm even 6'1". Femoids are just too weird is bussy the only answer? I'm not gay sadly : Anonymous 06/03/22(Fri)10:22:45 No.68896136 >>68896113 (OP) # I think the problem is that there weren't enough c-- socks and jars. Further, you need to spread them around so she can see you have a certain wild abandon and will take her on the spot anywhere

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Anon doesn't like carpets | /r/Greentext

06/03/22(Fri)23:18:54 No.879437609 Anonymous >you wouldnt wear the same socks for a year without cleaning them >YOU WALK ON FABRIC >im talking about your carpet >you barefoot carpet walker mongrols dont get it 362 KB PNG >who cares its "just the carpet" >its FABRIC >YOU'RE TURNING YOUR FLOOR INTO A GIANT DIRTY SOCK >HOW OFTEN DO YOU CLEAN YOUR SOCKS? >I BET ITS MORE OFTEN THEN YOU CLEAN THE GIANT DIRTY SOCK THAT IS YOUR DISGUSTING FLOOR >FUUUUCK YOOOU 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
06/03/22(Fri)23:18:54 No.879437609 Anonymous >you wouldnt wear the same socks for a year without cleaning them >YOU WALK ON FABRIC >im talking about your carpet >you barefoot carpet walker mongrols dont get it 362 KB PNG >who cares its "just the carpet" >its FABRIC >YOU'RE TURNING YOUR FLOOR INTO A GIANT DIRTY SOCK >HOW OFTEN DO YOU CLEAN YOUR SOCKS? >I BET ITS MORE OFTEN THEN YOU CLEAN THE GIANT DIRTY SOCK THAT IS YOUR DISGUSTING FLOOR >FUUUUCK YOOOU 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon becomes a successful artist | /r/Greentext

No. 6485303 05/30/22(Mon) 22:27:38 F1FC26E4-2F91-4B28-B055-59885B50A876.jpg 49 KB 500x500 >try for years to be a successful artist online >try to get clients, goes hit and miss, nothing to really pay the bills >try for years to build a brand and make comics I love and try to get people interested. >contemplate giving up. >While looking at HVAC apprenticeships, a friend of mine wants me to draw him some furry art. >not into it, but why the f--- not right? >turns out, I'm actually really good at making furry art. Not the best, but I'm getting noticed. >start getting more requests, people are making fan art of my art and using it as profile pics of their OC's >make a second twitter to promote furry art >literally get more interactions on it in days that I ever did in almost a full decade of doing this s---. Is this just how it is now? Am I doomed to be this forever? 48 replies, 6 images
No. 6485303 05/30/22(Mon) 22:27:38 F1FC26E4-2F91-4B28-B055-59885B50A876.jpg 49 KB 500x500 >try for years to be a successful artist online >try to get clients, goes hit and miss, nothing to really pay the bills >try for years to build a brand and make comics I love and try to get people interested. >contemplate giving up. >While looking at HVAC apprenticeships, a friend of mine wants me to draw him some furry art. >not into it, but why the f--- not right? >turns out, I'm actually really good at making furry art. Not the best, but I'm getting noticed. >start getting more requests, people are making fan art of my art and using it as profile pics of their OC's >make a second twitter to promote furry art >literally get more interactions on it in days that I ever did in almost a full decade of doing this s---. Is this just how it is now? Am I doomed to be this forever? 48 replies, 6 images

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Anon makes a mickey mouse toy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/04/22 (Fri)22:33:24 No.873821562 164070951857.jpg 172 KB JPG Alright /b/, I made my first Mickey Mouse toy, how does it look? (Yeah, it was a real rat)
Anonymous 03/04/22 (Fri)22:33:24 No.873821562 164070951857.jpg 172 KB JPG Alright /b/, I made my first Mickey Mouse toy, how does it look? (Yeah, it was a real rat)

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Pearls before swine | /r/Greentext

06/03/22(Fri)10:29:27 No.68896194 : Anonymous Am I f----- >be me >12-13 >degenerate >my dad has a pig named peaches, shes a miniature pig like picrelated 9 KB JPG >love the pig, shes really sweet. >favorite thing is when I scratch her sides, she just plops down and stretches her belly out, making it easier to scratch her belly >while doing this she grunts. >grow used to the bristly outside and scratching for several minutes on end >think nothing of the fact that my first girlfriend has all these traits >be me now, 21 >wife is 300 lbs, enjoys being scratched, grunts while I scratch her, bristly head because I'm a race traitor >only realize the similarities last night What the f--- is wrong with me
06/03/22(Fri)10:29:27 No.68896194 : Anonymous Am I f----- >be me >12-13 >degenerate >my dad has a pig named peaches, shes a miniature pig like picrelated 9 KB JPG >love the pig, shes really sweet. >favorite thing is when I scratch her sides, she just plops down and stretches her belly out, making it easier to scratch her belly >while doing this she grunts. >grow used to the bristly outside and scratching for several minutes on end >think nothing of the fact that my first girlfriend has all these traits >be me now, 21 >wife is 300 lbs, enjoys being scratched, grunts while I scratch her, bristly head because I'm a race traitor >only realize the similarities last night What the f--- is wrong with me

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Anon becomes a crime boss | /r/Greentext

48m (6/3 15:03) 879433938 3 Re - 0 Img JPG 107KB (986 × 1024) 2 Replies BASED >Be me, jobless after graduating from college >Difficult to get jobs due to lack of work experience >Somehow get fake work experience from my friend's dad who owns a successful company >Cover my career gap using that stuff >Get a good job and settle down in life >See that many fresh college graduates are unable to get jobs leading to career gaps >Idea.png >Setup a fake company with website and all >Hand out fake work experience, pay slips, offer letter, strong references etc etc for $250 >Immediately start making $25K/month >Who says crime doesn't pay!? ●●●
48m (6/3 15:03) 879433938 3 Re - 0 Img JPG 107KB (986 × 1024) 2 Replies BASED >Be me, jobless after graduating from college >Difficult to get jobs due to lack of work experience >Somehow get fake work experience from my friend's dad who owns a successful company >Cover my career gap using that stuff >Get a good job and settle down in life >See that many fresh college graduates are unable to get jobs leading to career gaps >Idea.png >Setup a fake company with website and all >Hand out fake work experience, pay slips, offer letter, strong references etc etc for $250 >Immediately start making $25K/month >Who says crime doesn't pay!? ●●●

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anon attempts suicide | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/06/16(Tue)19:07:23 No.702846985 >>702846540 (OP) # I tried one time >about to commit suicide >helium tank/gas mask assembly complete 3 KB JPG >equip mask >turn on tank >lay down face up on bed >close eyes >mom opens door >"ANON WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU DOING" >take off gas mask >prepare for most dramatic speech that will make her cry for sure >deep breath >attempt to begin speech >forget the fact that there's helium in my lungs >the words "you'll never understand my pain" come out in the squeakiest, queerest f------ chipmunk voice >mfw she died laughing and left
: Anonymous 09/06/16(Tue)19:07:23 No.702846985 >>702846540 (OP) # I tried one time >about to commit suicide >helium tank/gas mask assembly complete 3 KB JPG >equip mask >turn on tank >lay down face up on bed >close eyes >mom opens door >"ANON WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU DOING" >take off gas mask >prepare for most dramatic speech that will make her cry for sure >deep breath >attempt to begin speech >forget the fact that there's helium in my lungs >the words "you'll never understand my pain" come out in the squeakiest, queerest f------ chipmunk voice >mfw she died laughing and left

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anon understands | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ME 507 KB JPG 06/03/22 (Fri)15:06:21 No.68895124 >$100 an hour to go to a therapist >$0 to just tell yourself "it is what it is"
: Anonymous ME 507 KB JPG 06/03/22 (Fri)15:06:21 No.68895124 >$100 an hour to go to a therapist >$0 to just tell yourself "it is what it is"

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anon is a proud virgin | /r/Greentext

06/03/22(Fri)21:23:13 No.68899020 >be me >extra based >girl asks me if i have any plans one weekend >tell her no >asks if i wanna go on a hike with Anonymous 11 KB JPG her and her friends >tell her im busy >she says oh >i walk away sorry roastie but my virginity is mine to keep
06/03/22(Fri)21:23:13 No.68899020 >be me >extra based >girl asks me if i have any plans one weekend >tell her no >asks if i wanna go on a hike with Anonymous 11 KB JPG her and her friends >tell her im busy >she says oh >i walk away sorry roastie but my virginity is mine to keep

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Anon is fish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 26 KB JPG 02/16/21(Tue)18:59:15 No.84751 >be me >fish
: Anonymous 26 KB JPG 02/16/21(Tue)18:59:15 No.84751 >be me >fish

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weakest racism enjoyer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/03/22 (Fri) 15:06:21 No.68895124 >neighbor is unironically a nazi >like the real believes Hitler was right legitimately and not as a joke kind >met his wife the other day >she's a really dark Mexican the hell? Pathetic. 507 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/03/22 (Fri) 15:12:35 No.68895154 >>68895149 # >there's nothing wrong with white men impregnating brownoids whats with nazis/commie retards not understanding their own ideology
: Anonymous 06/03/22 (Fri) 15:06:21 No.68895124 >neighbor is unironically a nazi >like the real believes Hitler was right legitimately and not as a joke kind >met his wife the other day >she's a really dark Mexican the hell? Pathetic. 507 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/03/22 (Fri) 15:12:35 No.68895154 >>68895149 # >there's nothing wrong with white men impregnating brownoids whats with nazis/commie retards not understanding their own ideology

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I’m winning, mom | /r/Greentext

****** Anonymous 10 KB JPG Thanks Mom 09/12/20(Sat) 16:24:43 No.60012186 >Try to start a Youtube >Post every day >30 days in >Embarrassed about my videos >only viewer is mom >she comments positive things on every video
****** Anonymous 10 KB JPG Thanks Mom 09/12/20(Sat) 16:24:43 No.60012186 >Try to start a Youtube >Post every day >30 days in >Embarrassed about my videos >only viewer is mom >she comments positive things on every video

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Anon loves himself. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 13 KB JPG >15 seconds pass >I realize those are actually my lips I accidentally wanted to mouth f--- myself 09/15/21 (Wed)00:11:50 No.65381211 >be me >riding the bus >2nd row seat >looking into driver's rear view mirror >see someone's lips and think damn those are some kissable lips
Anonymous 13 KB JPG >15 seconds pass >I realize those are actually my lips I accidentally wanted to mouth f--- myself 09/15/21 (Wed)00:11:50 No.65381211 >be me >riding the bus >2nd row seat >looking into driver's rear view mirror >see someone's lips and think damn those are some kissable lips

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Anon watches the lion king | /r/Greentext

File: images (42).jpg (27 KB, 600x325) >Extremely sexualized scene >Realised that scene probably created the first generation of furrys >Thousands, possibly millions of furrys masturbate to that scene >Disney most likely created furrys >Lion King was ground zero for furrys >F--- You Disney Anonymous 09/05/19(Thu)20:37:14 No.808830045 [Reply] >>808830154 >Be Me >Decide to rewatch the original Lion King >Been like a good 10 years since I've seen it >Good movie >Nostalgic.mp4 >Scene where Simba and Nala are playing around >Scene where Nala has F--- Me eyes for Simba >Holdthefuckup.jpeg
File: images (42).jpg (27 KB, 600x325) >Extremely sexualized scene >Realised that scene probably created the first generation of furrys >Thousands, possibly millions of furrys masturbate to that scene >Disney most likely created furrys >Lion King was ground zero for furrys >F--- You Disney Anonymous 09/05/19(Thu)20:37:14 No.808830045 [Reply] >>808830154 >Be Me >Decide to rewatch the original Lion King >Been like a good 10 years since I've seen it >Good movie >Nostalgic.mp4 >Scene where Simba and Nala are playing around >Scene where Nala has F--- Me eyes for Simba >Holdthefuckup.jpeg

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Anon plays online | /r/Greentext

No.89625332 2 minutes ago : Canada >playing an FPS >join an American server >hear gunfire around me, duck for cover >don't see any enemies around >realize one of my teammates left his microphone on
No.89625332 2 minutes ago : Canada >playing an FPS >join an American server >hear gunfire around me, duck for cover >don't see any enemies around >realize one of my teammates left his microphone on

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Anon mourns Harambe | /r/Greentext

1/2 vCNxf6ln (OP) · 1h (6/3 6:53) 380788878 17 Re 4 Img. JPG 11KB (386 × 258) 12 Replies Can you believe how much has changed since they murdered that ape? 2/2 vCNxf6ln (OP). 1h (6/3 6:54) 380788944 . JPG 53KB (976 × 549) 5 Replies >>380788878 (OP) Oops, wrong pic.
1/2 vCNxf6ln (OP) · 1h (6/3 6:53) 380788878 17 Re 4 Img. JPG 11KB (386 × 258) 12 Replies Can you believe how much has changed since they murdered that ape? 2/2 vCNxf6ln (OP). 1h (6/3 6:54) 380788944 . JPG 53KB (976 × 549) 5 Replies >>380788878 (OP) Oops, wrong pic.

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Anon finishes the fight | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 26 minutes ago 68112092 Acid Stories >Be me >Take acid for the first time with friends >Thisshitisgroovy.wav >Think Im Master Chief. >Grab my handy dandy Shotgun and start loading shells >I go on a rampage, killing Covenant and T-Bagging their corpses WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED, Thanks to my friends cameras >Get high as s---, start loudly trying to sing the halo theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jXTBAGV9ZQ >I then grab a Paper towel roll and batteries, I put batteries in the cardboard part and they fall out >I attempt to fire at my friends cat with the paper towel roll, then start crouching on top of the coffee table >I then proceed to s--- my pants. Welp. ...
Anonymous 26 minutes ago 68112092 Acid Stories >Be me >Take acid for the first time with friends >Thisshitisgroovy.wav >Think Im Master Chief. >Grab my handy dandy Shotgun and start loading shells >I go on a rampage, killing Covenant and T-Bagging their corpses WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED, Thanks to my friends cameras >Get high as s---, start loudly trying to sing the halo theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jXTBAGV9ZQ >I then grab a Paper towel roll and batteries, I put batteries in the cardboard part and they fall out >I attempt to fire at my friends cat with the paper towel roll, then start crouching on top of the coffee table >I then proceed to s--- my pants. Welp. ...

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something's wrong with anon's eyes | /r/Greentext

06/01/22(Wed)16:50:54 No.168921963 >put on Nickelodeon so my dogs can listen to some cartoons while I step out of the house for a few minutes >Seinfeld is playing W--??? Why are they showing Seinfeld to children? : Anonymous 06/01/22(Wed)16:55:44 No.168922082 can you look at me when you're talking? >>168922110 # >>168922189 # : Anonymous 06/01/22(Wed)16:56:52 No.168922110 >>168922082 # 232 KB PNG : Anonymous 393 KB PNG
06/01/22(Wed)16:50:54 No.168921963 >put on Nickelodeon so my dogs can listen to some cartoons while I step out of the house for a few minutes >Seinfeld is playing W--??? Why are they showing Seinfeld to children? : Anonymous 06/01/22(Wed)16:55:44 No.168922082 can you look at me when you're talking? >>168922110 # >>168922189 # : Anonymous 06/01/22(Wed)16:56:52 No.168922110 >>168922082 # 232 KB PNG : Anonymous 393 KB PNG

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Anon is back. | /r/Greentext

09/11/18(Tue)18:08:13 No.48077412 : Anonymous 98 KB PNG together >life is actually going pretty well >be 3 months later at work >realize that i've became a normie >decides to visit 4chan for old time sake >boss saw me scroll through some nsfw s--- >gets fired >no more money >relationship in shambles cuz no money >at least i can post on 4chan again im back robros : Anonymous welcome back retard f----- >be me >get banned from 4chan for 3 months >wack.jpg >unironically got a job >making some decent money and can pay for my own vidya >actually met a girl and eventually we get 09/11/18(Tue)18:09:03 No.48077422
09/11/18(Tue)18:08:13 No.48077412 : Anonymous 98 KB PNG together >life is actually going pretty well >be 3 months later at work >realize that i've became a normie >decides to visit 4chan for old time sake >boss saw me scroll through some nsfw s--- >gets fired >no more money >relationship in shambles cuz no money >at least i can post on 4chan again im back robros : Anonymous welcome back retard f----- >be me >get banned from 4chan for 3 months >wack.jpg >unironically got a job >making some decent money and can pay for my own vidya >actually met a girl and eventually we get 09/11/18(Tue)18:09:03 No.48077422

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