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Anonymous 10/07/21(Thu)18:24:40 No.65674198 >run into weird satanic witchcraft cringe dude on insta >instead of calling him an idiot and getting blocked I try to have fun with it >tell him to use his "powers" to get my coworker to fall in love with me >"ok" 31 KB JPG >asks me to DM him photos of her >no word for a few days >kinda just forget about >2 days ago finally DMs me "done" >yesterday coworker was acting really really chummy with me >texted me today asking if I'm doing anything on Saturday to go on a date >get scared realizing I've very possibly made an actual deal with satan >whathaveidone Guys.. God knows I was just trolling right? I'm not gonna be cast to hell for this right? I didn't think this was real but also my coworker is really hot so I don't want to just ignore her.
Anonymous 10/07/21(Thu)18:24:40 No.65674198 >run into weird satanic witchcraft cringe dude on insta >instead of calling him an idiot and getting blocked I try to have fun with it >tell him to use his "powers" to get my coworker to fall in love with me >"ok" 31 KB JPG >asks me to DM him photos of her >no word for a few days >kinda just forget about >2 days ago finally DMs me "done" >yesterday coworker was acting really really chummy with me >texted me today asking if I'm doing anything on Saturday to go on a date >get scared realizing I've very possibly made an actual deal with satan >whathaveidone Guys.. God knows I was just trolling right? I'm not gonna be cast to hell for this right? I didn't think this was real but also my coworker is really hot so I don't want to just ignore her.

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anon is demisexual | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/08/21 (Wed)08:48:26 No.868192347 >Be me >never able to get aroused by p--- >not aroused by women either, but still want to date them >able to c-- by stimulating my d--- 26 KB JPG >worry that I'm gay, asexual, or worse, trans >end up with gf in senior year of highschool >worry that I'm going to need viagra to f--- her >laying with her in park >suddenly d--- turns rock hard >start cuddling her and making out >go back to my house >f--- her >she c--- >I c-- >nut so hard that I see colors and shapes >body feels like it's dissolving into tingles >learn I'm only attracted to women I know and trust >this is kind of bad because you can never trust a hoe >make it work >now 27 >have gf >tell her about this >"Oh, so you're demisexual" >find out there's a whole sexual identity for this >they're overthinking it >I just chalk it up to not being addicted to p---
: Anonymous 12/08/21 (Wed)08:48:26 No.868192347 >Be me >never able to get aroused by p--- >not aroused by women either, but still want to date them >able to c-- by stimulating my d--- 26 KB JPG >worry that I'm gay, asexual, or worse, trans >end up with gf in senior year of highschool >worry that I'm going to need viagra to f--- her >laying with her in park >suddenly d--- turns rock hard >start cuddling her and making out >go back to my house >f--- her >she c--- >I c-- >nut so hard that I see colors and shapes >body feels like it's dissolving into tingles >learn I'm only attracted to women I know and trust >this is kind of bad because you can never trust a hoe >make it work >now 27 >have gf >tell her about this >"Oh, so you're demisexual" >find out there's a whole sexual identity for this >they're overthinking it >I just chalk it up to not being addicted to p---

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Anon digs a fish pond | /r/Greentext

>be me >in college >talking to qt3.14 FEEL TEAM SIX >run out of topics 46 KB JPG >panicensues.gif >decide to lie to keep conversation going >tell her I have a goldfish pond in my backyard >wutdafuqm8.jpg >"That's so cool, you think I could come see it sometime?" >howdidthatwork.png >exchange numbers, realize what I've done >go home and promptly dig a goldfish pond and fill it with water >get necessary items from pet store (filter, plants, goldfish, etc.) >pond is f------ amazing >go to contact girl >girl never responds to my calls/texts >3 years later I'm still taking care of 14 goldfish in my back yard >one has had babies and two more are pregnant >mfw the goldfish are having more sex than me
>be me >in college >talking to qt3.14 FEEL TEAM SIX >run out of topics 46 KB JPG >panicensues.gif >decide to lie to keep conversation going >tell her I have a goldfish pond in my backyard >wutdafuqm8.jpg >"That's so cool, you think I could come see it sometime?" >howdidthatwork.png >exchange numbers, realize what I've done >go home and promptly dig a goldfish pond and fill it with water >get necessary items from pet store (filter, plants, goldfish, etc.) >pond is f------ amazing >go to contact girl >girl never responds to my calls/texts >3 years later I'm still taking care of 14 goldfish in my back yard >one has had babies and two more are pregnant >mfw the goldfish are having more sex than me

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Anon cleans his room | /r/Greentext

08/22/21 (Sun)04:53:46 No.65084284 >finally manage to defeat my ADD and start cleaning my room >mom starts yelling at me for making too much noise and waking her up at 2 am View Thread 08/22/21(Sun)05:03:32 No.65084369 >>65084284 (OP) # >I'm gonna be a good boi 2day :) >vacuums room at 2 am : Anonymous 44 KB JPG 4 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous 51 KB JPG
08/22/21 (Sun)04:53:46 No.65084284 >finally manage to defeat my ADD and start cleaning my room >mom starts yelling at me for making too much noise and waking her up at 2 am View Thread 08/22/21(Sun)05:03:32 No.65084369 >>65084284 (OP) # >I'm gonna be a good boi 2day :) >vacuums room at 2 am : Anonymous 44 KB JPG 4 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous 51 KB JPG

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anon is bored | /r/Greentext

[23/22] 57KiB, 528x432, dccjo0j-142d0303-126b-4f82-87ff- ad06768a764f.png Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2022 03:21:19 No.879450567 View > Be me > Bored > Open 4chan > Racist propaganda and memes > Feel like s---, close 4chan > Bored The cycle continues
[23/22] 57KiB, 528x432, dccjo0j-142d0303-126b-4f82-87ff- ad06768a764f.png Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2022 03:21:19 No.879450567 View > Be me > Bored > Open 4chan > Racist propaganda and memes > Feel like s---, close 4chan > Bored The cycle continues

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/04/22(Sat)04:42:04 No.879457724 Why is that men who respect women are mostly single? I hate facebook 49 KB PNG : Anonymous 06/04/22(Sat)04:43:03 No.879457758 because being a cuck isn't attractive you f------ idiot Why is that?
: Anonymous 06/04/22(Sat)04:42:04 No.879457724 Why is that men who respect women are mostly single? I hate facebook 49 KB PNG : Anonymous 06/04/22(Sat)04:43:03 No.879457758 because being a cuck isn't attractive you f------ idiot Why is that?

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anon queues solo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous & 30 KB JPG 'tis the life 06/04/22(Sat) 10:14:38 No.879469544 >queue solo >carry lobby >qt support main adds me >we duo >get f----- over by nerves and choke >team flames me for high risk playstyle >qt unfriends me >queue solo
: Anonymous & 30 KB JPG 'tis the life 06/04/22(Sat) 10:14:38 No.879469544 >queue solo >carry lobby >qt support main adds me >we duo >get f----- over by nerves and choke >team flames me for high risk playstyle >qt unfriends me >queue solo

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anon can't get it right | /r/Greentext

06/03/22 (Fri)08:56:19 No.879404435 > Ms Heard you are hereby found guilty of defec- F--- >Amber you are guilty of defec- goddamnit.jpg >Ms Tur- >Walks outmof courtroom 06/03/22(Fri)08:58:26 No.879404512 Anonymous 21 KB JPG : Anonymous >>879404435 (OP) # F--- you this has no right to be as funny as it is
06/03/22 (Fri)08:56:19 No.879404435 > Ms Heard you are hereby found guilty of defec- F--- >Amber you are guilty of defec- goddamnit.jpg >Ms Tur- >Walks outmof courtroom 06/03/22(Fri)08:58:26 No.879404512 Anonymous 21 KB JPG : Anonymous >>879404435 (OP) # F--- you this has no right to be as funny as it is

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Anon just wants cake | /r/Greentext

>>343456220 (OP) # >be me >order an ice cream cake from baskin-robbins online. >turns out the only one it would be available at is in a "bad area." >get email saying its ready. >go to pick it up via drive-thru. >"hi i'm picking up an order i placed online." >A-WHAAA???????? A ODAH ONLY???? WHATCHU SAY? DA ODAH? YOU WAN IDE CREEM? >"um yeah i placed an order for a cake. it's supposed to be ready." >HUH? WHA? H-HE SAY HE PICK UP ODAH DA CAKE. WHA.?????.. DA CAKE. UHHHHHH P-PULL ROUN DA WINDA. >pull up to window and it's absolute chaos. you'd have thought i just told them i placed a bomb inside that was set to explode in seconds. >at least 5 different she-boons in various highly agitated states of extreme confusion and bewilderment come to the window. some aren't even wearing baskin-robbins uniforms. >YOU ODAH WHA NOW? DA CAKE? WHERE DA CAKE AT? WHO? YOU SAY DA NAME? >they're flipping thru books (?), opening non-refrigerated drawers looking for it. >"um is that it in that freezer case right there?" DA CAKE? DAS JUSS IDE CREAM. OH WAIT. I DINK DAS IT. WHAT DA NAME? DAT IT? GIVIT HEAH. HEAH YA CAKE. >shoves it thru window, slamming it shut without saying "thank you" or even charging me for it. >it looked like it was made by an 8 year old retard with parkinsons.
>>343456220 (OP) # >be me >order an ice cream cake from baskin-robbins online. >turns out the only one it would be available at is in a "bad area." >get email saying its ready. >go to pick it up via drive-thru. >"hi i'm picking up an order i placed online." >A-WHAAA???????? A ODAH ONLY???? WHATCHU SAY? DA ODAH? YOU WAN IDE CREEM? >"um yeah i placed an order for a cake. it's supposed to be ready." >HUH? WHA? H-HE SAY HE PICK UP ODAH DA CAKE. WHA.?????.. DA CAKE. UHHHHHH P-PULL ROUN DA WINDA. >pull up to window and it's absolute chaos. you'd have thought i just told them i placed a bomb inside that was set to explode in seconds. >at least 5 different she-boons in various highly agitated states of extreme confusion and bewilderment come to the window. some aren't even wearing baskin-robbins uniforms. >YOU ODAH WHA NOW? DA CAKE? WHERE DA CAKE AT? WHO? YOU SAY DA NAME? >they're flipping thru books (?), opening non-refrigerated drawers looking for it. >"um is that it in that freezer case right there?" DA CAKE? DAS JUSS IDE CREAM. OH WAIT. I DINK DAS IT. WHAT DA NAME? DAT IT? GIVIT HEAH. HEAH YA CAKE. >shoves it thru window, slamming it shut without saying "thank you" or even charging me for it. >it looked like it was made by an 8 year old retard with parkinsons.

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Anon’s tour of Iraq | /r/Greentext

01/13/21(Wed)02:28:56 No.844722801 : Anonymous >>844722495 # >born a white american male >grow up in a conservative upper middle class family >very idealistic about the nation, want to serve, enlist when 18 >deployed in Iraq >legs blown off fighting for oil >go home, struggling, corrupt, mismanaged, and underfunded VA does nothing meaningful to help >physical and psychological trauma have assured that I can never love or be loved again >die lonely hateful and a tragic victim of a broken system >but at least we have 11 aircraft carriers >tearsofpatrioticjoy.png
01/13/21(Wed)02:28:56 No.844722801 : Anonymous >>844722495 # >born a white american male >grow up in a conservative upper middle class family >very idealistic about the nation, want to serve, enlist when 18 >deployed in Iraq >legs blown off fighting for oil >go home, struggling, corrupt, mismanaged, and underfunded VA does nothing meaningful to help >physical and psychological trauma have assured that I can never love or be loved again >die lonely hateful and a tragic victim of a broken system >but at least we have 11 aircraft carriers >tearsofpatrioticjoy.png

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anon is mad | /r/Greentext

No.49353977 ► >>49354029 >>49354395 >>49354522 >>49356671 >>49357825 File: 1584416582597.jpg (568 KB, 1080x1288) I worked as a security guard working the 12-8am shift. I was paired with another guy, we worked every shift together from October til June. Just me and him, with nothing to fill the time other than watching cameras and the odd walk around the premises. So every god damn shift, this guy would talk about motorcycles for the full 8 hours. Different makes, models, paint-jobs, aftermarket parts, mechanical things, etc. His whole f------ life was motorcycles. He had all kinds of tales and anecdotes from his rides, run-ins with the police, on and on and on. Springtime rolls around and he's still taking the bus to work. I'm like, where's your bike? "Oh it's in the shop". Next week, "still waiting for XYZ part". Excuse after excuse for weeks. Turns out, this guy never owned a f------ motorcycle. He rode his friends brothers motorcycle ONCE the year prior and had supposedly planned on buying his own. I had politely listened to this guy b------- about motorcycles for LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF HOURS at this point, and it was all lies. When I found out, I went berserk. I refused to work another shift with him. My boss wouldn't accommodate that, so I quit. The whole situation f----- me up. I am basically anti-social now, especially at work. Every job since I've been the "weird loner guy" who won't engage in chit-chat or participate in social events. It's been years since this happened and it still pisses me off thinking about it.
No.49353977 ► >>49354029 >>49354395 >>49354522 >>49356671 >>49357825 File: 1584416582597.jpg (568 KB, 1080x1288) I worked as a security guard working the 12-8am shift. I was paired with another guy, we worked every shift together from October til June. Just me and him, with nothing to fill the time other than watching cameras and the odd walk around the premises. So every god damn shift, this guy would talk about motorcycles for the full 8 hours. Different makes, models, paint-jobs, aftermarket parts, mechanical things, etc. His whole f------ life was motorcycles. He had all kinds of tales and anecdotes from his rides, run-ins with the police, on and on and on. Springtime rolls around and he's still taking the bus to work. I'm like, where's your bike? "Oh it's in the shop". Next week, "still waiting for XYZ part". Excuse after excuse for weeks. Turns out, this guy never owned a f------ motorcycle. He rode his friends brothers motorcycle ONCE the year prior and had supposedly planned on buying his own. I had politely listened to this guy b------- about motorcycles for LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF HOURS at this point, and it was all lies. When I found out, I went berserk. I refused to work another shift with him. My boss wouldn't accommodate that, so I quit. The whole situation f----- me up. I am basically anti-social now, especially at work. Every job since I've been the "weird loner guy" who won't engage in chit-chat or participate in social events. It's been years since this happened and it still pisses me off thinking about it.

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anon boosts his rating on tinder | /r/Greentext

06/04/22(Sat)10:18:06 No.879469653 >be me >medium ugly >get 2-3 tinder matches a week >switch to gay mode because it's supposed to boost your rating and get your profile shown to more people >15 likes in first hour : Anonymous It's a Match! You and Pepe have ked each othe Sera Messge Keep Png d 46 KB JPG So this is how easy gays and women have it?
06/04/22(Sat)10:18:06 No.879469653 >be me >medium ugly >get 2-3 tinder matches a week >switch to gay mode because it's supposed to boost your rating and get your profile shown to more people >15 likes in first hour : Anonymous It's a Match! You and Pepe have ked each othe Sera Messge Keep Png d 46 KB JPG So this is how easy gays and women have it?

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Anon masturbates next to Dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/04/22(Sat)10:53:06 No.169068130 >traveling with dad for road trip to comic con >get hotel with 2 twin beds >super horny after days of nofap on the road and seeing a bunch of cosplay sloots >we both get in separate beds >say I'm gonna stay up to read a bit >start to quietly masturbate >have to keep looking at him to make sure he doesn't wake up >he wakes up to me staring at him while jerking off >he turns over to the other side >we never speak of it again >>169068220 # >>169068297 # >>169068378 # >>169069420 # >>169071516 #
: Anonymous 06/04/22(Sat)10:53:06 No.169068130 >traveling with dad for road trip to comic con >get hotel with 2 twin beds >super horny after days of nofap on the road and seeing a bunch of cosplay sloots >we both get in separate beds >say I'm gonna stay up to read a bit >start to quietly masturbate >have to keep looking at him to make sure he doesn't wake up >he wakes up to me staring at him while jerking off >he turns over to the other side >we never speak of it again >>169068220 # >>169068297 # >>169068378 # >>169069420 # >>169071516 #

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Anon knows too much about orcas | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)11:26:07 No.77824822 f-----.jpg 327 KB JPG >Go out of map bounds >High level enemy spawns that kills you almost immediately Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)11:27:34 No.778248229 >>778248228 (OP) # F--- off. There has never been a documented orca attack on a human in the wild. Orca's don't view humans as food nor as a threat. They mostly just ignore any humans in the water that we see. >>778248231 # >>778248232 # >>778248234 # >>778248235 # >>778248236 # >>778248237 # >>778248244 # >>778248245 # >>778248246 # >>778248248 # Anonymous >>778248253 # >>778248254 # >>778248263 # >>778248264 # >>778248272 # >>778248282 # >>778248292 # >>778248297 # >>778248301 # >>778248302 # >>778248310 # >>778248314 # 08/26/18(Sun)11:40:22 No.77824824- >>778248229 # >we
E Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)11:26:07 No.77824822 f-----.jpg 327 KB JPG >Go out of map bounds >High level enemy spawns that kills you almost immediately Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)11:27:34 No.778248229 >>778248228 (OP) # F--- off. There has never been a documented orca attack on a human in the wild. Orca's don't view humans as food nor as a threat. They mostly just ignore any humans in the water that we see. >>778248231 # >>778248232 # >>778248234 # >>778248235 # >>778248236 # >>778248237 # >>778248244 # >>778248245 # >>778248246 # >>778248248 # Anonymous >>778248253 # >>778248254 # >>778248263 # >>778248264 # >>778248272 # >>778248282 # >>778248292 # >>778248297 # >>778248301 # >>778248302 # >>778248310 # >>778248314 # 08/26/18(Sun)11:40:22 No.77824824- >>778248229 # >we

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Anon is a good person. | /r/Greentext

06/22/18(Fri)07:00:15 No.772251560 >>772251055 (OP) # >be 15 >sister 17 40 KB JPG >walks out of bathroom after shower >towel hanging very loose around her body. >tell her to fasten her towel before it falls off >she nods and fastens it before walking away >i go shower and forget about it >because im not some sick degenerate like you f----. >>772251744 # : Anonymous WOOSH YOU HAVE Smol pener
06/22/18(Fri)07:00:15 No.772251560 >>772251055 (OP) # >be 15 >sister 17 40 KB JPG >walks out of bathroom after shower >towel hanging very loose around her body. >tell her to fasten her towel before it falls off >she nods and fastens it before walking away >i go shower and forget about it >because im not some sick degenerate like you f----. >>772251744 # : Anonymous WOOSH YOU HAVE Smol pener

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anons grandpa is based | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Based people Greentext thread of based s--- your family has done Ill go first >Be me, 19 10 KB JPG >My grandpa (60ish) still actively uses Internet, lives in a not so safe area >I show him the greentext about the Anon with a musket, You know how it goes >He thinks its hilarious >He talks about old weapons (He was in 'Nam, so he has a lot of experience) >Next day he sends me a picture >Its him holding a f------ musket >He posts it to fb and all that jazz, we get a good laugh About a month 18er >Get a call, apparently 3 n------ tried beating a middle schooler near my Grandpas house >Grandpa walks out with the musket, and starts shouting at the C---- >The Trio of 'Tangs f------ bolt and my grandpa shoots in their direction >F------ SHATTERS a window of some store >Im not talking like 4-5 pieces, Im talking f------ POWDER. >He got in the newspaper too, N------ got sent to jail, Middle schooler only had a few bruises I think my grandpa is the most based man on the planet Pic is not my grandpa, its just some pic I got off the internet 8 Replies / 2 Images View Thread 06/03/22(Fri)20:23:23 No.68898367
Anonymous Based people Greentext thread of based s--- your family has done Ill go first >Be me, 19 10 KB JPG >My grandpa (60ish) still actively uses Internet, lives in a not so safe area >I show him the greentext about the Anon with a musket, You know how it goes >He thinks its hilarious >He talks about old weapons (He was in 'Nam, so he has a lot of experience) >Next day he sends me a picture >Its him holding a f------ musket >He posts it to fb and all that jazz, we get a good laugh About a month 18er >Get a call, apparently 3 n------ tried beating a middle schooler near my Grandpas house >Grandpa walks out with the musket, and starts shouting at the C---- >The Trio of 'Tangs f------ bolt and my grandpa shoots in their direction >F------ SHATTERS a window of some store >Im not talking like 4-5 pieces, Im talking f------ POWDER. >He got in the newspaper too, N------ got sent to jail, Middle schooler only had a few bruises I think my grandpa is the most based man on the planet Pic is not my grandpa, its just some pic I got off the internet 8 Replies / 2 Images View Thread 06/03/22(Fri)20:23:23 No.68898367

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Based and Redpilled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/21(Mon)11:40:06 No.868542241 Whose the dumbass of your family /b/? I've got a cousin who to this day is still somehow breathing, here's all the stupid s--- he's done. 175 KB JPG >stuck his whole arm inside of a ball return at a bowling alley and got his hand jammed in the machine so bad the fire department had to come break it. >smoked meth and overdosed the first time he ever smoked it >drank bleach to pass a pre employment drug test and ended up needing to have surgery done to remove a section of his intestines. >broke his femur while running in a field and stepping into a hole >ditched school to have sex with a girl when we were in highschool, her dad came home to them having sex and beat the s--- out of him. >broke his wrist by jumping out of a tree with a shopping bag for a parachute >covered his face in axe body spray and lit it on fire burning off his eyebrows >got third degree burn in 112 degree heat because "sunscreen is for p------" >got robbed at gunpoint trying to meet a girl from Craigslist for sex >choked himself with a belt while jerking off and my aunt whose a RN found him passed out with the belt around his neck This m------------ has kids now and still walks this green f------ earth. HOW!?!?!
: Anonymous 12/13/21(Mon)11:40:06 No.868542241 Whose the dumbass of your family /b/? I've got a cousin who to this day is still somehow breathing, here's all the stupid s--- he's done. 175 KB JPG >stuck his whole arm inside of a ball return at a bowling alley and got his hand jammed in the machine so bad the fire department had to come break it. >smoked meth and overdosed the first time he ever smoked it >drank bleach to pass a pre employment drug test and ended up needing to have surgery done to remove a section of his intestines. >broke his femur while running in a field and stepping into a hole >ditched school to have sex with a girl when we were in highschool, her dad came home to them having sex and beat the s--- out of him. >broke his wrist by jumping out of a tree with a shopping bag for a parachute >covered his face in axe body spray and lit it on fire burning off his eyebrows >got third degree burn in 112 degree heat because "sunscreen is for p------" >got robbed at gunpoint trying to meet a girl from Craigslist for sex >choked himself with a belt while jerking off and my aunt whose a RN found him passed out with the belt around his neck This m------------ has kids now and still walks this green f------ earth. HOW!?!?!

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non has a house now | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous LIB ER 51 KB JPG 04/28/21 (Wed)23:11:32 No.853223742 >be me 26 >disgusting neet still living in moms basement >my mom died a month ago >moms basement is now my basement >tfw when I'm now a mysterious recluse bachelor >see ya later incels
: Anonymous LIB ER 51 KB JPG 04/28/21 (Wed)23:11:32 No.853223742 >be me 26 >disgusting neet still living in moms basement >my mom died a month ago >moms basement is now my basement >tfw when I'm now a mysterious recluse bachelor >see ya later incels

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Anon was too humble | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I do a bit of trolling 145 KB PNG 06/04/22(Sat)00:44:26 No.68900679 >girl at gym asks how tall I am >i have been measured at 6'3" >tell her that I am 5'11" >she goes away
Anonymous I do a bit of trolling 145 KB PNG 06/04/22(Sat)00:44:26 No.68900679 >girl at gym asks how tall I am >i have been measured at 6'3" >tell her that I am 5'11" >she goes away

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Anon is a loser | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/22(Mon)21:49:08 No.877413483 >be me >tired of being chubby >(really I just want to be able to survive if the world goes to s---) >buy gymfag membership >start going every day 74 KB JPG >sweating my ass off on elliptical >7/10 saunters right up to me during my run >"I just wanted you to know that you're a real inspiration and I think you're doing great" >think to myself "bitch I'm not that fat" >mfw I am that fat >Lose all motivation to become /fit/ >Cancel gymfag membership I stopped at McDonald's on the way home, if I'm that far gone then I plan to eat myself to death. It's been real anons
: Anonymous 05/02/22(Mon)21:49:08 No.877413483 >be me >tired of being chubby >(really I just want to be able to survive if the world goes to s---) >buy gymfag membership >start going every day 74 KB JPG >sweating my ass off on elliptical >7/10 saunters right up to me during my run >"I just wanted you to know that you're a real inspiration and I think you're doing great" >think to myself "bitch I'm not that fat" >mfw I am that fat >Lose all motivation to become /fit/ >Cancel gymfag membership I stopped at McDonald's on the way home, if I'm that far gone then I plan to eat myself to death. It's been real anons

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