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Anonymous 250 KB JPG >hyperventilate depressed f--- and actually considered it I was f------ retarded my god 1 Reply 05/31/22(Tue)02:12:42 No.879211754 >be me 5 or 6 years ago >total newfag >hear about 4chan in class or some s--- and check it out >type :) as a joke in /v/ >Get death threats and called a n----- in under 20 seconds for like 30 minutes because I was a View Thread
Anonymous 250 KB JPG >hyperventilate depressed f--- and actually considered it I was f------ retarded my god 1 Reply 05/31/22(Tue)02:12:42 No.879211754 >be me 5 or 6 years ago >total newfag >hear about 4chan in class or some s--- and check it out >type :) as a joke in /v/ >Get death threats and called a n----- in under 20 seconds for like 30 minutes because I was a View Thread

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Anon’s sister takes a trip | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 84NlfqPh ) = >be me 111 >sister goes to trip India >why.jpg >returns to say it was pathetic >"no s---" >"s--- was all over the place dude" 127 KB JPG kek, I wonder why would anyone think of going there Anonymous (ID: 001SjiQW ) 04/18/21(Sun)10:30:05 No.316589888 Larp all you want anon, let's see who's seething when we become a superpower in 2020 04/18/21(Sun)10:27:53 No.317388654
Anonymous (ID: 84NlfqPh ) = >be me 111 >sister goes to trip India >why.jpg >returns to say it was pathetic >"no s---" >"s--- was all over the place dude" 127 KB JPG kek, I wonder why would anyone think of going there Anonymous (ID: 001SjiQW ) 04/18/21(Sun)10:30:05 No.316589888 Larp all you want anon, let's see who's seething when we become a superpower in 2020 04/18/21(Sun)10:27:53 No.317388654

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Anon wants to break up | /r/Greentext

06/04/22(Sat)18:30:04 No.879505251 : Anonymous I'm going to break up with my girlfriend and I want to scae her for life. Tips on how to end it in the worst possible way? 73 KB JPG 33 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/04/22(Sat) 20:20:10 No.879511147 >>879505251 (OP) # >I'm going to break up with my girlfriend and I want to scae her for life. I hate myself for knowing the answer to this problem. 198 KB JPG Tell her you love her, really love her and want a life together BUT it is time you told her that you get off on being cuckolded.. not always but just once in a while. Set it up so she f---- a few strangers a few times. Take her out to a fancy restaurant, get dressed up well and tell her that you are sorry but she is too much of a slut for you to handle and that you do not want to see her anymore that the thought of her f------ all those other guy is repulsive to you and then leave her there. >>879511386 # : Anonymous 06/04/22(Sat) 20:23:58 No.879511386 >>879511147 # and meanwhile she cries in the restaurant, go to her dad's house and f--- him.
06/04/22(Sat)18:30:04 No.879505251 : Anonymous I'm going to break up with my girlfriend and I want to scae her for life. Tips on how to end it in the worst possible way? 73 KB JPG 33 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/04/22(Sat) 20:20:10 No.879511147 >>879505251 (OP) # >I'm going to break up with my girlfriend and I want to scae her for life. I hate myself for knowing the answer to this problem. 198 KB JPG Tell her you love her, really love her and want a life together BUT it is time you told her that you get off on being cuckolded.. not always but just once in a while. Set it up so she f---- a few strangers a few times. Take her out to a fancy restaurant, get dressed up well and tell her that you are sorry but she is too much of a slut for you to handle and that you do not want to see her anymore that the thought of her f------ all those other guy is repulsive to you and then leave her there. >>879511386 # : Anonymous 06/04/22(Sat) 20:23:58 No.879511386 >>879511147 # and meanwhile she cries in the restaurant, go to her dad's house and f--- him.

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No amount of muscles can hide your autism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/24/14(Thu)22:52 No.27786295 >go walking to a new gym by my house everyday >its raining >cute /fit/ receptionist asks me to give her a ride home >"y-yeah s-s-sure" 9 KB JPG >don't even have a car >oh god what do i do what do i do >in the parking lot keep getting deeper and deeper into the lie >stand in the parking lot for a few seconds >"are you okay?" she asks >start sprinting away from her >sprint all the way to my house >never been to that gym again this was like 4 months ago..
Anonymous 07/24/14(Thu)22:52 No.27786295 >go walking to a new gym by my house everyday >its raining >cute /fit/ receptionist asks me to give her a ride home >"y-yeah s-s-sure" 9 KB JPG >don't even have a car >oh god what do i do what do i do >in the parking lot keep getting deeper and deeper into the lie >stand in the parking lot for a few seconds >"are you okay?" she asks >start sprinting away from her >sprint all the way to my house >never been to that gym again this was like 4 months ago..

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anon has a date. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/20/19(Sun)20:54:18 No.50531368 >Started dating a girl >Brought her back to my new apartment, for the third date >She broke up with me >90% certain it is because she smelt the j--- i microwaved that week 8 KB PNG First time of me living in a new apartment alone these past few weeks. What am i going to do i do? Dont want to be a virgin any more... : Anonymous 01/20/19(Sun)20:59:41 No.50531453 >>50531368 (OP) # >owns a microwave f------ chad
: Anonymous 01/20/19(Sun)20:54:18 No.50531368 >Started dating a girl >Brought her back to my new apartment, for the third date >She broke up with me >90% certain it is because she smelt the j--- i microwaved that week 8 KB PNG First time of me living in a new apartment alone these past few weeks. What am i going to do i do? Dont want to be a virgin any more... : Anonymous 01/20/19(Sun)20:59:41 No.50531453 >>50531368 (OP) # >owns a microwave f------ chad

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Anon is lonely | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/30/17 (Fri)14:19:33 No.3806115 >teacher assigns you a female partner >she is visibly upset >>38061228 # >>38061362 # >>38061387 # >>38062246 # >>38062251 # >>38063036 # >>38063288 # >>38063910 # >>38064091 #
Anonymous 06/30/17 (Fri)14:19:33 No.3806115 >teacher assigns you a female partner >she is visibly upset >>38061228 # >>38061362 # >>38061387 # >>38062246 # >>38062251 # >>38063036 # >>38063288 # >>38063910 # >>38064091 #

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Anon accidentally | /r/Greentext

File :1223273739.jpg-(23 KB, 448x464) Anonymous 10/06/08 (Mon)02:15:39 No.89346705 [Reply] I accidently my whole super nintendo. Is..is that safe? Anonymous 10/06/08 (Mon)02:16:26 No.89346822 >>89346705 you did wat? Anonymous 10/06/08 (Mon)02:17:30 No.89346972 my whole super nintendo
File :1223273739.jpg-(23 KB, 448x464) Anonymous 10/06/08 (Mon)02:15:39 No.89346705 [Reply] I accidently my whole super nintendo. Is..is that safe? Anonymous 10/06/08 (Mon)02:16:26 No.89346822 >>89346705 you did wat? Anonymous 10/06/08 (Mon)02:17:30 No.89346972 my whole super nintendo

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Anon has a good friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/04/22(Sat) 22:59:26 No.879500437 >for the first time in my life tell someone I was r---- when I was a kid >it's my best friend who was also my classmate in primary school >told him about how one of our teachers r---- me when I was 9 >asked me which one 683 KB JPG >said her name >wenr "nice" like the South Park episode, and tried to fist bump me 5 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 06/04/22(Sat) 22:59:26 No.879500437 >for the first time in my life tell someone I was r---- when I was a kid >it's my best friend who was also my classmate in primary school >told him about how one of our teachers r---- me when I was 9 >asked me which one 683 KB JPG >said her name >wenr "nice" like the South Park episode, and tried to fist bump me 5 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Brown belt | /r/Greentext

06/04/22(Sat)19:53:43 No.68915496 >be in Karate >have to s--- >Dont say anything even though we have to run laps around the mat >S--- my pants while running laps with everyone 192 KB JPG >Nobody notices and continues running laps, stepping on my s--- >Now s--- is everywhere >Suddenly one kid notices and goes up to smell it >confirms its s--- >tells the teacher >Dojo is closed for the remainder of the day Nobody ever found out it was me : Anonymous 06/04/22(Sat) 19:54:59 No.68915513 >>68915496 (OP) # No one could tell it was you who shat their solid white gi OP? Are you really sure of that? : Anonymous 泡 (6
06/04/22(Sat)19:53:43 No.68915496 >be in Karate >have to s--- >Dont say anything even though we have to run laps around the mat >S--- my pants while running laps with everyone 192 KB JPG >Nobody notices and continues running laps, stepping on my s--- >Now s--- is everywhere >Suddenly one kid notices and goes up to smell it >confirms its s--- >tells the teacher >Dojo is closed for the remainder of the day Nobody ever found out it was me : Anonymous 06/04/22(Sat) 19:54:59 No.68915513 >>68915496 (OP) # No one could tell it was you who shat their solid white gi OP? Are you really sure of that? : Anonymous 泡 (6

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Anon likes sparkling water | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/03/22 (Fri)23:36:31 No.68904144 > File: 1633655948422.gif (595 KB, 250x277) >tfw soda is too sweet for me >get called a f----- when I drink. sparkling water instead Anonymous 06/04/22(Sat)00:02:52 No.68904429 File: 1651785029377.jpg (44 KB, 1024x1024) >>68904144 >drinks sissy "water" instead of regular water what a f----- h-------- TY
Anonymous 06/03/22 (Fri)23:36:31 No.68904144 > File: 1633655948422.gif (595 KB, 250x277) >tfw soda is too sweet for me >get called a f----- when I drink. sparkling water instead Anonymous 06/04/22(Sat)00:02:52 No.68904429 File: 1651785029377.jpg (44 KB, 1024x1024) >>68904144 >drinks sissy "water" instead of regular water what a f----- h-------- TY

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Anon gets a gaming buddy......... | /r/Greentext

09/30/21(Thu)09:13:05 No.572761537 >Be playing vidya >Enter co op game >Black guy has joined >He's new to the game >Doesn't realise his mic is on and is recording the whole room. >He's low on health >He doesn't know how to heal. : Anonymous 3 KB JPG >I heal him for him >"Thank you!" >"That's so nice" >Later in the game I get downed >"I'm coming my n----" >Comes to my rescue >"I got you bro" >Finish the mission >"Yo G you're ma real n----. Respect" Mfw feels good man
09/30/21(Thu)09:13:05 No.572761537 >Be playing vidya >Enter co op game >Black guy has joined >He's new to the game >Doesn't realise his mic is on and is recording the whole room. >He's low on health >He doesn't know how to heal. : Anonymous 3 KB JPG >I heal him for him >"Thank you!" >"That's so nice" >Later in the game I get downed >"I'm coming my n----" >Comes to my rescue >"I got you bro" >Finish the mission >"Yo G you're ma real n----. Respect" Mfw feels good man

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anons mom cheers him up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 16 KB PNG 06/04/22(Sat) 19:53:27 No.879491377 >be me >sad >message appears >"I hope you had a nice day" >from mom >no sad >thanks mom
: Anonymous 16 KB PNG 06/04/22(Sat) 19:53:27 No.879491377 >be me >sad >message appears >"I hope you had a nice day" >from mom >no sad >thanks mom

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Anon hates YouTube ads | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous A 38 KB JPG 05/17/22(Tue)06:02:20 No.878323939 >get ad on YouTube >cover screen >turn off volume >close eyes >count down They will not win.
: Anonymous A 38 KB JPG 05/17/22(Tue)06:02:20 No.878323939 >get ad on YouTube >cover screen >turn off volume >close eyes >count down They will not win.

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Anon imagines a better timeline | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/16/19(Sun)19:02:10 No.466743520 || maxresdefault.jpg 88 KB JPG >"Shut the f--- up and don't interrupt me, you fat nerd."
: Anonymous 06/16/19(Sun)19:02:10 No.466743520 || maxresdefault.jpg 88 KB JPG >"Shut the f--- up and don't interrupt me, you fat nerd."

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Sonic frontiers ending | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 90 KB PNG : Anonymous 116 KB PNG 05/27/22(Fri)21:04:51 No.878973292 >tfw Dr. Eggman traps you and starts to slowly unzip his pants 05/27/22(Fri)21:22:37 No.878974210 >>878973292 (OP) # YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY THE MORE THE MERRIER
: Anonymous 90 KB PNG : Anonymous 116 KB PNG 05/27/22(Fri)21:04:51 No.878973292 >tfw Dr. Eggman traps you and starts to slowly unzip his pants 05/27/22(Fri)21:22:37 No.878974210 >>878973292 (OP) # YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY THE MORE THE MERRIER

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Panda Season exists | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 4cotPOqX) [+ 07/21/16(Thu)20:56:36 No.82139441 While we're at it, can we talk about these? 127 KB JPG >Hurrr i'm a f------ omnivore, better eat shitloads vegetables instead of efficiently eating meat >hurrr why breed, lets just require an entire team of people to coax us into f------ because we can't breed properly >hurrr let's evolve to have tiny eyes that can't see s--- At what point did you realize japanese were just a silly evolution? Pic not related
: Anonymous (ID: 4cotPOqX) [+ 07/21/16(Thu)20:56:36 No.82139441 While we're at it, can we talk about these? 127 KB JPG >Hurrr i'm a f------ omnivore, better eat shitloads vegetables instead of efficiently eating meat >hurrr why breed, lets just require an entire team of people to coax us into f------ because we can't breed properly >hurrr let's evolve to have tiny eyes that can't see s--- At what point did you realize japanese were just a silly evolution? Pic not related

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Fatherless behaviour | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/28/22(Sat)16:50:13 No.600402457 >>600401976 (OP) # >Playing Wow >Someone puts up item worth 14k (During Cata) for auto price >Get it >Receive a message from them immediately stating that they'd clearly made a mistake and asked me to give it back >Message them if they mail my 100 gold for my trouble because the situation is extremely disappointing I'll mail it to them but i gtg right now >100 gold in my mail 10 seconds later, block them >>600403240 # >>600403974 # >>600404402 # >>600404951 # >>600406995 #
: Anonymous 05/28/22(Sat)16:50:13 No.600402457 >>600401976 (OP) # >Playing Wow >Someone puts up item worth 14k (During Cata) for auto price >Get it >Receive a message from them immediately stating that they'd clearly made a mistake and asked me to give it back >Message them if they mail my 100 gold for my trouble because the situation is extremely disappointing I'll mail it to them but i gtg right now >100 gold in my mail 10 seconds later, block them >>600403240 # >>600403974 # >>600404402 # >>600404951 # >>600406995 #

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Feels good GreenText. | /r/Greentext

11 min. fa >be me >named David >be depressed for the past 4 years, almost killed myself a couple times >one day while eating with my mother she says that she gave me my name by the David and Goliath story >think about it >My depression is my Goliath >No matter how weak and insignificant I am I will prevail my Goliath and kill it >Start feeling better about myself Thanks mom. Anonymous | 804062733 203,4 kB JPG
11 min. fa >be me >named David >be depressed for the past 4 years, almost killed myself a couple times >one day while eating with my mother she says that she gave me my name by the David and Goliath story >think about it >My depression is my Goliath >No matter how weak and insignificant I am I will prevail my Goliath and kill it >Start feeling better about myself Thanks mom. Anonymous | 804062733 203,4 kB JPG

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anon has a meth-head bf | /r/Greentext

>realize my bf's birthday is soon >he's sitting on the couch watching TV >say "so your birthday is coming soon" >he doesn't stop watching the TV, not sure if he heard >"is there anything you like?" >he picks up the remote control >turns off the tv >violently throws the remote against the wall >slowly turns his head towards me >stares at me with a blank stare. i feel scared >in a monotone voice he says "I LIKE TONGUING YOUR ASS AND GETTING ALL UP IN YOUR GRUTS" >i start crying >he jumps up and runs to the bathroom to smoke some meth W-- JUST HAPPENED?!?!?! 2h (6/4 13:13) 68910000 1 Reply : >>68909952 (OP) >>i start crying this was unnecessary
>realize my bf's birthday is soon >he's sitting on the couch watching TV >say "so your birthday is coming soon" >he doesn't stop watching the TV, not sure if he heard >"is there anything you like?" >he picks up the remote control >turns off the tv >violently throws the remote against the wall >slowly turns his head towards me >stares at me with a blank stare. i feel scared >in a monotone voice he says "I LIKE TONGUING YOUR ASS AND GETTING ALL UP IN YOUR GRUTS" >i start crying >he jumps up and runs to the bathroom to smoke some meth W-- JUST HAPPENED?!?!?! 2h (6/4 13:13) 68910000 1 Reply : >>68909952 (OP) >>i start crying this was unnecessary

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Head shitter. | /r/Greentext

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