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Anon is a BMW owner | /r/Greentext

E file.png 75 KB PNG >genie light comes on >wish for infinite wishes >engine explodes shouldnt have tried to fool him >>25439915 # >>25441515 # >>25444652 # >>25447053 # >>25455269 #
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Anon makes loner kid cry | /r/Greentext

06/06/22(Mon)13:14:06 No.68931410 Anonymous PTSD >Alright class, get into pairs of two for this assignment 195 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/06/22(Mon)13:34:22 No.68931650 I am studying at uni to become a high school teacher and I did this for one of the activities for my first ever supervised lesson I taught and it made a loner kid cry and he had to be pulled out of the classroom and I felt really bad I don't know why I designed a group activity even though I knew from personal experience how bad they are for lonely kids 31 KB JPG I'm sorry :( >>68931678 # >>68932473 # >>68932565 # : Anonymous 06/06/22(Mon)13:37:28 No.68931678 >>68931650 # You're a literal p------------. Scum teachers like you deserve to die in school shootings.
06/06/22(Mon)13:14:06 No.68931410 Anonymous PTSD >Alright class, get into pairs of two for this assignment 195 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/06/22(Mon)13:34:22 No.68931650 I am studying at uni to become a high school teacher and I did this for one of the activities for my first ever supervised lesson I taught and it made a loner kid cry and he had to be pulled out of the classroom and I felt really bad I don't know why I designed a group activity even though I knew from personal experience how bad they are for lonely kids 31 KB JPG I'm sorry :( >>68931678 # >>68932473 # >>68932565 # : Anonymous 06/06/22(Mon)13:37:28 No.68931678 >>68931650 # You're a literal p------------. Scum teachers like you deserve to die in school shootings.

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Anon is a wizard in a little trouble | /r/Greentext

1602800864591.jpg 119 KB JPG >HAAAAARRRRRYYYYYY PO0000OTTEEEEERRRR DID YOU SPAWN A COMBINE HUNTER CHOPPER IN THE DADA CLASS!? >FAIL RP! [ADMIN]Dubledore420 screamed calmly into his 99 cent headset
1602800864591.jpg 119 KB JPG >HAAAAARRRRRYYYYYY PO0000OTTEEEEERRRR DID YOU SPAWN A COMBINE HUNTER CHOPPER IN THE DADA CLASS!? >FAIL RP! [ADMIN]Dubledore420 screamed calmly into his 99 cent headset

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Anon plays mgs | /r/Greentext

05/24/22(Tue)09:32:32 No.68757162 Anonymous Autism >be me in the 4th grade Plasse be pferd >summer, cleaning the school yard >there's big nut-tree in the yard >classmates throw nuts in each other and have fun 37 KB JPG >one girl throws dirty nut in me and my white t-shirt is ruined >autism kicks in >imagine myself as Snake from mgs on the mission >sneak past the teacher who was looking after us >get a shovel without permission >dig out a big chunk of mud >yell out girl's name >she turns towards me >throw it at her >hit her face >she starts screaming and crying >everyone is looking at me >autism kicks in 2.0 >remember what dad often says when he argues with mother >say "this is what you get for f------ with me, stupid hag"
05/24/22(Tue)09:32:32 No.68757162 Anonymous Autism >be me in the 4th grade Plasse be pferd >summer, cleaning the school yard >there's big nut-tree in the yard >classmates throw nuts in each other and have fun 37 KB JPG >one girl throws dirty nut in me and my white t-shirt is ruined >autism kicks in >imagine myself as Snake from mgs on the mission >sneak past the teacher who was looking after us >get a shovel without permission >dig out a big chunk of mud >yell out girl's name >she turns towards me >throw it at her >hit her face >she starts screaming and crying >everyone is looking at me >autism kicks in 2.0 >remember what dad often says when he argues with mother >say "this is what you get for f------ with me, stupid hag"

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I want to ride it where I like | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/05/22(Sun)17:52:39 No.68927937 >manage to get a date >girl says she's also into mountain biking (sweet) >decide it'd be a nice date if we hit the trails together >beautiful day 1.86 MB GIF >she shows up with a f------ hardtail and leggings >no toe holds or anything to protect from tree branches >ok >take lift up to a warm up trail, literally the easiest route down on the mountain >"oh ummm anon these are a bit harder than what I've ridden before teehee" >k, I'll meet you at the bottom >waiting for a full f------ hour >text her to not bother calling me back, block her number then head home Is it even possible to find a woman with a genuine interest in anything these days?
: Anonymous 06/05/22(Sun)17:52:39 No.68927937 >manage to get a date >girl says she's also into mountain biking (sweet) >decide it'd be a nice date if we hit the trails together >beautiful day 1.86 MB GIF >she shows up with a f------ hardtail and leggings >no toe holds or anything to protect from tree branches >ok >take lift up to a warm up trail, literally the easiest route down on the mountain >"oh ummm anon these are a bit harder than what I've ridden before teehee" >k, I'll meet you at the bottom >waiting for a full f------ hour >text her to not bother calling me back, block her number then head home Is it even possible to find a woman with a genuine interest in anything these days?

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Anon is blessed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/19/21 (Wed) >wake up >still European
: Anonymous 05/19/21 (Wed) >wake up >still European

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Anon goes to the wrong gym | /r/Greentext

107 KB JPG >walk into gym >see penis inspection day sign >turn around >the door is already sealed
107 KB JPG >walk into gym >see penis inspection day sign >turn around >the door is already sealed

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Anon sees his chance and takes it | /r/Greentext


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Anon gets a fren | /r/Greentext


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Anon gets drunk with his gf | /r/Greentext


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Anon has a 2D gf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 20 KB JPG 06/05/22 (Sun)13:07:22 No.879540547 > Teacher > Kids keep asking if I have a girlfriend > I keep replying "not a 3D one, no." > Explanation of Waifuism follows I think I may kill myself.
: Anonymous 20 KB JPG 06/05/22 (Sun)13:07:22 No.879540547 > Teacher > Kids keep asking if I have a girlfriend > I keep replying "not a 3D one, no." > Explanation of Waifuism follows I think I may kill myself.

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Anon gets saved by an unlikely hero | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)17:05:57 No.50269284 >be me >was actually going to an hero >decide to jump off bridge nearby my hometown >standing on ledge at 1 in the morning when i hear 268 KB JPG tires screech behind me >i turn around and see a pizza guy walking toward me telling me not to do it >yeahwhateverhearditabilliontimes.mp3 >see he has tears in his eyes >tells me that he lost his brother to suicide years ago and hes always felt like he needed to stop someone else's suicide >actually pretty moved by his story, i have a little bro >invites me into his car and offers me the pizza he has >drives me back to his home after calling his boss and telling him about the circumstances >all the while he's shooting the s--- and cracking me up, really chill guy >we get to an apartment downtown and he offers me to stay the night >open the door to his roommates drinking beer and playing mario kart >laugh and game with them >next morning we part ways and he gives me his phone number and tells me i can come back whenever i want >bus home, tell mom and dad i was out with friends
: Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)17:05:57 No.50269284 >be me >was actually going to an hero >decide to jump off bridge nearby my hometown >standing on ledge at 1 in the morning when i hear 268 KB JPG tires screech behind me >i turn around and see a pizza guy walking toward me telling me not to do it >yeahwhateverhearditabilliontimes.mp3 >see he has tears in his eyes >tells me that he lost his brother to suicide years ago and hes always felt like he needed to stop someone else's suicide >actually pretty moved by his story, i have a little bro >invites me into his car and offers me the pizza he has >drives me back to his home after calling his boss and telling him about the circumstances >all the while he's shooting the s--- and cracking me up, really chill guy >we get to an apartment downtown and he offers me to stay the night >open the door to his roommates drinking beer and playing mario kart >laugh and game with them >next morning we part ways and he gives me his phone number and tells me i can come back whenever i want >bus home, tell mom and dad i was out with friends

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Anons family are Buddhist | /r/Greentext

03/26/22(Sat)11:28:12 No.875140667 SHEEEEEEEEEEeee..iit ss.jpg 60 KB JPG >be me >family practices Buddhism >uncle was dying >told our family he had a vision of himself soaring in the sky and landing into a nest >whole family thinks it's a gift and he was shown his next life as a bird >he tells his wife he will come see her in his next life >at his wake a bird flew into one of the glass sliding doors >it f------ died >my whole family lost their s--- : Anonymous
03/26/22(Sat)11:28:12 No.875140667 SHEEEEEEEEEEeee..iit ss.jpg 60 KB JPG >be me >family practices Buddhism >uncle was dying >told our family he had a vision of himself soaring in the sky and landing into a nest >whole family thinks it's a gift and he was shown his next life as a bird >he tells his wife he will come see her in his next life >at his wake a bird flew into one of the glass sliding doors >it f------ died >my whole family lost their s--- : Anonymous

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Anon needs new jeans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/06/22(Mon)02:52:34 No.879583416 >Be me >Strong but fat >Taking a normal walk outside >Notice that my jeans have torn between the legs, if you're fat, this is a fairly common occurrence >Have an idea 35 KB JPG >Spot an angry looking manlet leaving the pub >Stare at him, after about 20 seconds he sees me, I continue my stare >"Oi, what the f--- do you want" >"What you gonna do, pussio" >"I'll f--- you up, you f------ c---" >We approach each other and start to fight >He's actually tougher than anticipated, I'm writing this with bruises down my face and cracked ribs >Nonetheless, I won the beatdown and ground pounded him enough to take his wallet while semi conscious. >I take a 20 pound note but because I'm a nice guy, leave the rest >That's enough to cover another pair of jeans from H&M Why haven't you done this yourself?
: Anonymous 06/06/22(Mon)02:52:34 No.879583416 >Be me >Strong but fat >Taking a normal walk outside >Notice that my jeans have torn between the legs, if you're fat, this is a fairly common occurrence >Have an idea 35 KB JPG >Spot an angry looking manlet leaving the pub >Stare at him, after about 20 seconds he sees me, I continue my stare >"Oi, what the f--- do you want" >"What you gonna do, pussio" >"I'll f--- you up, you f------ c---" >We approach each other and start to fight >He's actually tougher than anticipated, I'm writing this with bruises down my face and cracked ribs >Nonetheless, I won the beatdown and ground pounded him enough to take his wallet while semi conscious. >I take a 20 pound note but because I'm a nice guy, leave the rest >That's enough to cover another pair of jeans from H&M Why haven't you done this yourself?

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Anon looks autistic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 44 1 Reply 06/05/22(Sun)09:17:23 No.879552866 You can just look at him and tell he has swords and ninja weapons in his house. >What did they mean by this /b/? 35 KB JPG Anonymous >>879552866 (OP) # you look autistic View Thread 06/05/22 (Sun)09:18:04 No.879552899
Anonymous 44 1 Reply 06/05/22(Sun)09:17:23 No.879552866 You can just look at him and tell he has swords and ninja weapons in his house. >What did they mean by this /b/? 35 KB JPG Anonymous >>879552866 (OP) # you look autistic View Thread 06/05/22 (Sun)09:18:04 No.879552899

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Past catching up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/05/22(Sun)18:47:00 No.68928693 >be volcel cs student >looksmaxx for a while >go out to parties, look for girls >meet a qt, end up dating, f--- a few times >she tells me she's never loved somebody as much as she loves 271 KB PNG me >she ends up posting a picture of us on her instagram (she has over 3,000 followers) >she tags me in the photo >a few days later an anonymous burner account messages me and tells me that she was a slut in the dorms and f----- basically everybody >literally sends me a video of her getting f----- by some random drunk frat bros >tells me to "be careful bro" and he "hopes i'm happy" what do i do, break up? idk...
: Anonymous 06/05/22(Sun)18:47:00 No.68928693 >be volcel cs student >looksmaxx for a while >go out to parties, look for girls >meet a qt, end up dating, f--- a few times >she tells me she's never loved somebody as much as she loves 271 KB PNG me >she ends up posting a picture of us on her instagram (she has over 3,000 followers) >she tags me in the photo >a few days later an anonymous burner account messages me and tells me that she was a slut in the dorms and f----- basically everybody >literally sends me a video of her getting f----- by some random drunk frat bros >tells me to "be careful bro" and he "hopes i'm happy" what do i do, break up? idk...

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Anon listens to ghost | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Suat 278 KB JPG 11/27/15(Fri)21:42:06 No.60658165 >friend tells me to listen to this because he said that this is metal for people that don't like metal >it's literally just goofy scooby doo chase music
: Anonymous Suat 278 KB JPG 11/27/15(Fri)21:42:06 No.60658165 >friend tells me to listen to this because he said that this is metal for people that don't like metal >it's literally just goofy scooby doo chase music

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Anon hates reddit.... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/16/21(Fri)06:55:42 No.859101533 12 Awards Jobn't 2.8k FFDBC823-AA78-49CF-97F5-21AFCC78FFE2.jpg 52 KB JPG >oh boy time to buy gold to tell a fellow Redditor that he did a goodthink
Anonymous 07/16/21(Fri)06:55:42 No.859101533 12 Awards Jobn't 2.8k FFDBC823-AA78-49CF-97F5-21AFCC78FFE2.jpg 52 KB JPG >oh boy time to buy gold to tell a fellow Redditor that he did a goodthink

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Anon likes his friends kid | /r/Greentext

06/05/22(Sun)23:39:18 No.879569472 : Anonymous >one of my best friends has a bebe 9 years ago >Hes known me his whole life, calls me auntie LORDRINGS >Recently his mom let him watch LotR >Ive read all of tolkeins s---, can 611 KB JPG answer all his questions in extreme detail cuz aspie >He also knows i study HEMA >A week ago, i asked him what he wanted for his birthday >"I wanna sword so u can teach me how to sword fight like Aragorn" >His mom okays it as long as i dont use steel feders >Frickyiss.wav >Order a couple foam training swords >And now we wait >FF to today >We all have cake and ice cream >He starts opening presents >Gets to mine >Pulls out the sword >Eyes light up, big stupid grin ear to ear >"COOL!!! Thanks auntie anon! Live you!" I love that little f----- so god damn much /b/. Gonna let him read Berserk when hes older.
06/05/22(Sun)23:39:18 No.879569472 : Anonymous >one of my best friends has a bebe 9 years ago >Hes known me his whole life, calls me auntie LORDRINGS >Recently his mom let him watch LotR >Ive read all of tolkeins s---, can 611 KB JPG answer all his questions in extreme detail cuz aspie >He also knows i study HEMA >A week ago, i asked him what he wanted for his birthday >"I wanna sword so u can teach me how to sword fight like Aragorn" >His mom okays it as long as i dont use steel feders >Frickyiss.wav >Order a couple foam training swords >And now we wait >FF to today >We all have cake and ice cream >He starts opening presents >Gets to mine >Pulls out the sword >Eyes light up, big stupid grin ear to ear >"COOL!!! Thanks auntie anon! Live you!" I love that little f----- so god damn much /b/. Gonna let him read Berserk when hes older.

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Anon likes broccoli | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/07/19(Sun)01:47:25 No.106871385 Do real kids actually not like broccoli? It seems to be a trope for characters to hate it, but I loved eating broccoli and other vegetables as a kid. 38 KB JPG Anonymous 04/07/19(Sun)01:57:05 No.106871668 I was poor so we had nothing but microwave s--- and ramen. I didnt try broccoli until i was in jr high and i was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. I wish i could have f----- my friends mom >>106871807 # >>106877776 # >>106885879 #
Anonymous 04/07/19(Sun)01:47:25 No.106871385 Do real kids actually not like broccoli? It seems to be a trope for characters to hate it, but I loved eating broccoli and other vegetables as a kid. 38 KB JPG Anonymous 04/07/19(Sun)01:57:05 No.106871668 I was poor so we had nothing but microwave s--- and ramen. I didnt try broccoli until i was in jr high and i was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. I wish i could have f----- my friends mom >>106871807 # >>106877776 # >>106885879 #

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