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: Anonymous 06/07/22(Tue) 14:56:00 No.68948752 >subscribe to thicc pawg onlyfans >she performs sometimes with her than current black boyfriend and has a exclusive collection of black dildos >few months pass and her boyfriend no longer to be seen in her videos >she now has a new collection of dildos that she's use and they are exclusively white 810 KB JPG Why are women like this?
: Anonymous 06/07/22(Tue) 14:56:00 No.68948752 >subscribe to thicc pawg onlyfans >she performs sometimes with her than current black boyfriend and has a exclusive collection of black dildos >few months pass and her boyfriend no longer to be seen in her videos >she now has a new collection of dildos that she's use and they are exclusively white 810 KB JPG Why are women like this?

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X Gonna Give It To Ya | /r/Greentext

amazon Anonymous No.703960114 20 minutes ago >be me >go on amazon to buy stainless steel popcorn machine (i love popcorn) >add my s--- to cart >see they have an upgrade to Amazon Prime called Amazon Prime X >claims to deliver your order i 10 minutes or less >think its b------- >free trial so i use it anyway >checkout >10 minutes go by >think "i knew it was too good to be true" >Knock knock, open up the door, it's real >With the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel >mfw >X gonna give it to ya >F--- waitin' for you to get it on your own >X gonna deliver to ya 10 replies
amazon Anonymous No.703960114 20 minutes ago >be me >go on amazon to buy stainless steel popcorn machine (i love popcorn) >add my s--- to cart >see they have an upgrade to Amazon Prime called Amazon Prime X >claims to deliver your order i 10 minutes or less >think its b------- >free trial so i use it anyway >checkout >10 minutes go by >think "i knew it was too good to be true" >Knock knock, open up the door, it's real >With the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel >mfw >X gonna give it to ya >F--- waitin' for you to get it on your own >X gonna deliver to ya 10 replies

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Anon claims he was groomed | /r/Greentext

>be me in childhood >only had a elder sis >sis used to cross dress me up in her clothes as a plaything >even did my makeup and made me catwalk >only could watch barbie litdh and 344 KB JPG play with girl toys when i was young >be me now >crippling crossdressing addiction, erectile dysfunction >crippling bnwo and blacked addiction >stopped hormones a few months back, but its too late My sister lives a normal life with her own family now. Sometimes i feel like blowing that bitch's skull (also im a man lol you cant change genders) : Anonymous 06/06/22(Mon)16:32:55 No.68935532 >>68935512 (OP) # >stopped hormones a few months back You fell for the transgender meme?
>be me in childhood >only had a elder sis >sis used to cross dress me up in her clothes as a plaything >even did my makeup and made me catwalk >only could watch barbie litdh and 344 KB JPG play with girl toys when i was young >be me now >crippling crossdressing addiction, erectile dysfunction >crippling bnwo and blacked addiction >stopped hormones a few months back, but its too late My sister lives a normal life with her own family now. Sometimes i feel like blowing that bitch's skull (also im a man lol you cant change genders) : Anonymous 06/06/22(Mon)16:32:55 No.68935532 >>68935512 (OP) # >stopped hormones a few months back You fell for the transgender meme?

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Anon travels | /r/Greentext

>be me >traveling to Earth to annihilate the human race >see earth >fire up the death ray >too late >get hit by a f------ tesla roadster 19 KB JPG traveling at f------ mach speed playing david bowie >completely destroys my ship and kills my entire crew >mfw
>be me >traveling to Earth to annihilate the human race >see earth >fire up the death ray >too late >get hit by a f------ tesla roadster 19 KB JPG traveling at f------ mach speed playing david bowie >completely destroys my ship and kills my entire crew >mfw

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Everyone hates anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)15:46:05 No.875204912 >be me >at school >been drifting in and out of sleep >kindof into lucid dreaming >think im asleep, so i check >board is full of alien language >figure im asleep 94 KB GIF >think what should i do >decide to make a sex dream >walk up to crush >grab her t-- >realize im awake >entire class is staring at me >t-- still in my hand >deerinheadlights.jpg >decide theres only one way to recover >fall on the floor >start faking seizure >nobody buys it >go back to my seat now i know why everyone hates me so much
: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)15:46:05 No.875204912 >be me >at school >been drifting in and out of sleep >kindof into lucid dreaming >think im asleep, so i check >board is full of alien language >figure im asleep 94 KB GIF >think what should i do >decide to make a sex dream >walk up to crush >grab her t-- >realize im awake >entire class is staring at me >t-- still in my hand >deerinheadlights.jpg >decide theres only one way to recover >fall on the floor >start faking seizure >nobody buys it >go back to my seat now i know why everyone hates me so much

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Anon doesn't like being called Anon | /r/Greentext

R: 4 Why does everyone on here keep calling me anon or OP? My name is Bradley.
R: 4 Why does everyone on here keep calling me anon or OP? My name is Bradley.

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hagrid is onto something | /r/Greentext

hagrid.jpg 122 KB JPG >watch out in Gringotts, 'arry. It's run by a race of hook nosed, vicious, nepotistic, money loving creatures >Goblins, Hagrid? >well, that's one name fer 'em >>102776100 # >>102777287 #
hagrid.jpg 122 KB JPG >watch out in Gringotts, 'arry. It's run by a race of hook nosed, vicious, nepotistic, money loving creatures >Goblins, Hagrid? >well, that's one name fer 'em >>102776100 # >>102777287 #

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Anon sees the Fates | /r/Greentext

>weird f------ dream i had: >chilling in my room >look through my window on second floor >see three elderly women passing by on the road >look at them for a while >one of them looks at my window 599 KB PNG >oh s--- they saw me >she takes a TV temote control and points it towards my window. >window turns black >bitch just turned off my window >wake up angry >what??
>weird f------ dream i had: >chilling in my room >look through my window on second floor >see three elderly women passing by on the road >look at them for a while >one of them looks at my window 599 KB PNG >oh s--- they saw me >she takes a TV temote control and points it towards my window. >window turns black >bitch just turned off my window >wake up angry >what??

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OP popped a stitch | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I just thought about this If I had a wife, and another man f----- her, I'm certain I'd give him a beating. 95 KB JPG But when I imagined Stitch or other cartoon character (not human) f------ her, it made me very hard. I actually fapped to this. What's wrong with me? 06/07/22(Tue)08:57:39 No.601449945
: Anonymous I just thought about this If I had a wife, and another man f----- her, I'm certain I'd give him a beating. 95 KB JPG But when I imagined Stitch or other cartoon character (not human) f------ her, it made me very hard. I actually fapped to this. What's wrong with me? 06/07/22(Tue)08:57:39 No.601449945

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Anon receives a compliment. | /r/Greentext

12/32/20 (Fri)08:26:16 No.843691791 1607846755974.jpg 90 KB JPG >taking piss at public urinal >guy walks in and starts using the one next to me >he looks over at me >'nice c--- bro, i bet you c-- alot right? Yeah i bet you do' We all need a compliment from time to time to make us feel good. : Anonymous
12/32/20 (Fri)08:26:16 No.843691791 1607846755974.jpg 90 KB JPG >taking piss at public urinal >guy walks in and starts using the one next to me >he looks over at me >'nice c--- bro, i bet you c-- alot right? Yeah i bet you do' We all need a compliment from time to time to make us feel good. : Anonymous

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For Science | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/19/19(Tue)17:19:45 No.814427083 >at work >s------- mys >on the clock still so feelsgoodman >realize ive been wiping front to back my entire life >decide to do some science 150 KB PNG >fold my toilet paper real nice because im a professional >prepare myself for scientific discovery >reach between my legs >unfamiliar maneuver but i do my best in the pursuit of knowledge >begin wiping back to front >seems to be going well >can practically see my nobel prize >oh no >ive made a miscalculation >too much follow through >wipe s--- all over my balls >i suffer so you dont have to >in the name of science
Anonymous 11/19/19(Tue)17:19:45 No.814427083 >at work >s------- mys >on the clock still so feelsgoodman >realize ive been wiping front to back my entire life >decide to do some science 150 KB PNG >fold my toilet paper real nice because im a professional >prepare myself for scientific discovery >reach between my legs >unfamiliar maneuver but i do my best in the pursuit of knowledge >begin wiping back to front >seems to be going well >can practically see my nobel prize >oh no >ive made a miscalculation >too much follow through >wipe s--- all over my balls >i suffer so you dont have to >in the name of science

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Anon struggles | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/21/20 (Sat)14:32:58 No.61025172 >sleep for 12+ hours >wake up at noon >refresh the same few websites over and over again 360 KB PNG >do absolutely f------ nothing >start and try to play video game >quit after a few minutes because i cant even force myself to have fun with it anymore >continue refreshing 4chan and youtube for hours again occasionally watching a few youtube videos that look interesting and that i havent seen yet >go to sleep feeling like a tired corpse even though i havent done anything is this even a life anymore?
: Anonymous 11/21/20 (Sat)14:32:58 No.61025172 >sleep for 12+ hours >wake up at noon >refresh the same few websites over and over again 360 KB PNG >do absolutely f------ nothing >start and try to play video game >quit after a few minutes because i cant even force myself to have fun with it anymore >continue refreshing 4chan and youtube for hours again occasionally watching a few youtube videos that look interesting and that i havent seen yet >go to sleep feeling like a tired corpse even though i havent done anything is this even a life anymore?

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Anon finds love | /r/Greentext

3 hr. ago >be me >go on 6th date with 22 y/o girl this wednesday (I'm 18, total score) >we watch shows in a room alone >we hold each other >she's so soft and warm >I walk her to her car later >we kiss on the lips >myfirstkiss.jpg >she initiated the lip kiss too >texts me later saying she liked it >says she'll give me lessons since I'm new to kissing >going out again next week I think I've made it bros REPLY Anonymous | 52362804 77.9 kB JPG 3 REPLIES 4 IMAGES
3 hr. ago >be me >go on 6th date with 22 y/o girl this wednesday (I'm 18, total score) >we watch shows in a room alone >we hold each other >she's so soft and warm >I walk her to her car later >we kiss on the lips >myfirstkiss.jpg >she initiated the lip kiss too >texts me later saying she liked it >says she'll give me lessons since I'm new to kissing >going out again next week I think I've made it bros REPLY Anonymous | 52362804 77.9 kB JPG 3 REPLIES 4 IMAGES

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4Chan i blame you | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 761573897 9 min. ago 4chan I blame you. >be me, 17 >just got license >home alone, want McD's >Drive in my Mom's minivan >4chan has been daily browsing for me at this point >drive through >"Yeah, uhm, can I get a 10 pc of some chicken tendies?" >whatthefuckdidljustsay.exe has been executed >this m----------- says "sure anon" >oneofus.jpg >drive to window, embarrassed af >guy is 20 something, says "you seem chill" and passes me note with his twitter >dm him >now best friends.
Anonymous 761573897 9 min. ago 4chan I blame you. >be me, 17 >just got license >home alone, want McD's >Drive in my Mom's minivan >4chan has been daily browsing for me at this point >drive through >"Yeah, uhm, can I get a 10 pc of some chicken tendies?" >whatthefuckdidljustsay.exe has been executed >this m----------- says "sure anon" >oneofus.jpg >drive to window, embarrassed af >guy is 20 something, says "you seem chill" and passes me note with his twitter >dm him >now best friends.

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anon hates indians | /r/Greentext

>be india >have river thats considered holy and very common for people to wash themselves in 878 KB PNG >take no precautions to even take care of the river or keep it from being polluted >river is so filthy that its so filthy and contaminated with chemicals that its actually really f------ dangerous >thats not snow, thats chemical foam why are Indians so f------ retarded? that would be like if Italians just started dumping their trash and chemical waste at the sistine chapel
>be india >have river thats considered holy and very common for people to wash themselves in 878 KB PNG >take no precautions to even take care of the river or keep it from being polluted >river is so filthy that its so filthy and contaminated with chemicals that its actually really f------ dangerous >thats not snow, thats chemical foam why are Indians so f------ retarded? that would be like if Italians just started dumping their trash and chemical waste at the sistine chapel

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: Anonymous >be me at 24 years old >Going over to girls house for sexual experience >She wants me to eat her ass >I accept naturally being the disgusting freak that I was 78 KB JPG >My face is planted between her cheeks >She says she needs to adjust because that position feels funny >I stay attached like a magnet >I feel a giant warm stream fall all over my face and scream >She starts crying and apologizing >Me being the nicest guy at the time said that it was fine but I needed a shower >I took the longest shower I'd ever taken in my life to wash all of the s--- off >She comes into the bathroom and proceeds to throw up all over the place >I tell her I have to leave I haven't talked to her in weeks, should I call her? 06/06/22(Mon)14:21:57 No.879631321 EXPLICIT CONTENT
: Anonymous >be me at 24 years old >Going over to girls house for sexual experience >She wants me to eat her ass >I accept naturally being the disgusting freak that I was 78 KB JPG >My face is planted between her cheeks >She says she needs to adjust because that position feels funny >I stay attached like a magnet >I feel a giant warm stream fall all over my face and scream >She starts crying and apologizing >Me being the nicest guy at the time said that it was fine but I needed a shower >I took the longest shower I'd ever taken in my life to wash all of the s--- off >She comes into the bathroom and proceeds to throw up all over the place >I tell her I have to leave I haven't talked to her in weeks, should I call her? 06/06/22(Mon)14:21:57 No.879631321 EXPLICIT CONTENT

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Anon doesn’t understand | /r/Greentext

06/07/22 (Tue)07:00:31 No.67081872 Anonymous doing everything right: >hit the gym a couple times a week >clean diet >1.5/2.5/3/4 54 KB JPG >cut down to 10% bodyfat >stil look f------ yoked >haven't showered in months for pheromone gains >succesful career >wear nice clothes >nice haircut >generally friendly guy with natural charisma basically: i'm lifemaxxing but anytime I get a date on tinder they will leave in a matter of minutes. What the f--- am I doing wrong? Am I too big? or too small? : Anonymous 06/07/22(Tue)07:04:31 No.67081905 >>67081872 (OP) # autistic, anon, you're autistic >>67082078 #
06/07/22 (Tue)07:00:31 No.67081872 Anonymous doing everything right: >hit the gym a couple times a week >clean diet >1.5/2.5/3/4 54 KB JPG >cut down to 10% bodyfat >stil look f------ yoked >haven't showered in months for pheromone gains >succesful career >wear nice clothes >nice haircut >generally friendly guy with natural charisma basically: i'm lifemaxxing but anytime I get a date on tinder they will leave in a matter of minutes. What the f--- am I doing wrong? Am I too big? or too small? : Anonymous 06/07/22(Tue)07:04:31 No.67081905 >>67081872 (OP) # autistic, anon, you're autistic >>67082078 #

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Anons parents hate him | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous namelet thread 83 KB PNG 10/27/21 (Wed)00:11:46 No.65912566 >born with a twin >parents wanted to give us similar names >twin was named logan >parents had a wide selection of L names to choose from >and they named me f------ LAROLD
: Anonymous namelet thread 83 KB PNG 10/27/21 (Wed)00:11:46 No.65912566 >born with a twin >parents wanted to give us similar names >twin was named logan >parents had a wide selection of L names to choose from >and they named me f------ LAROLD

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