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: Anonymous >gets criticized once >f------ dies 05/30/21(Sun)13:45:11 No.123440443 gh.jpg 13 KB JPG
: Anonymous >gets criticized once >f------ dies 05/30/21(Sun)13:45:11 No.123440443 gh.jpg 13 KB JPG

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Anon definitely needs stronger drugs | /r/Greentext

06/08/22(Wed)03:44:51 No.879726083 >be me >stop smoking weed after years of smoking almost every day >feel really good and optimistic about everything once I am fully sober 79 KB JPG >smoke weed after not smoking for a while >instantly get depressed and feel insignificant in this big world we live in What the f---? I thought weed was supposed to make you happy. Now I don't even want to smoke again, I hate feeling like this. Anonymous Then do a real drug like crack or meth Anonymous 06/08/22(Wed)03:46:38 No.879726131
06/08/22(Wed)03:44:51 No.879726083 >be me >stop smoking weed after years of smoking almost every day >feel really good and optimistic about everything once I am fully sober 79 KB JPG >smoke weed after not smoking for a while >instantly get depressed and feel insignificant in this big world we live in What the f---? I thought weed was supposed to make you happy. Now I don't even want to smoke again, I hate feeling like this. Anonymous Then do a real drug like crack or meth Anonymous 06/08/22(Wed)03:46:38 No.879726131

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Anon does Doordash | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Are greentexts even a thing anymore? Anyways, >Be Doordash delivery driver >Standing in a pizza place to pick up an order with my branded thermal bag(TM) 129 KB JPG >Spot qt Ubereats delivery person also waiting for her order, typing on her phone >I wave in her line of sight, she looks up >I point to the logo on my bag >"Aren't we supposed to battle or something now? Ha ha" >She doesn't laugh >Looks back at her phone Why do I even try 11 Replies View Thread 08/07/20(Fri)11:44:42 No.833797814
: Anonymous Are greentexts even a thing anymore? Anyways, >Be Doordash delivery driver >Standing in a pizza place to pick up an order with my branded thermal bag(TM) 129 KB JPG >Spot qt Ubereats delivery person also waiting for her order, typing on her phone >I wave in her line of sight, she looks up >I point to the logo on my bag >"Aren't we supposed to battle or something now? Ha ha" >She doesn't laugh >Looks back at her phone Why do I even try 11 Replies View Thread 08/07/20(Fri)11:44:42 No.833797814

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Anon sees the afterlife | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/08/22(Wed)09:42:13 No.879736168 Bomb survival stories? >be me, 16 >american but brown skinned >live with dad >move to middle east because dad's job 75 KB JPG >act muslim to be accepted >riding bus to brown people school >someone stands up and yells in islamic speak >boom.exe >explosion makes me fade in and out >darkness then people yelling and paramedics >suddenly feel warm and floaty >surrounded by white light >dozens of women appear >deep echoing voice >"anon, your gift" >mfw muslim is the right religion >walk towards women >white light starts fading out >random ceiling fades in >glance around and see medical people >"alright, we got him back, keep an eye on his vitals" See ya later virgins
: Anonymous 06/08/22(Wed)09:42:13 No.879736168 Bomb survival stories? >be me, 16 >american but brown skinned >live with dad >move to middle east because dad's job 75 KB JPG >act muslim to be accepted >riding bus to brown people school >someone stands up and yells in islamic speak >boom.exe >explosion makes me fade in and out >darkness then people yelling and paramedics >suddenly feel warm and floaty >surrounded by white light >dozens of women appear >deep echoing voice >"anon, your gift" >mfw muslim is the right religion >walk towards women >white light starts fading out >random ceiling fades in >glance around and see medical people >"alright, we got him back, keep an eye on his vitals" See ya later virgins

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Nad i thought my name was bad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 804835787 15.7 kB JPG 3 min. ago >be born >one shot at life >live in sweden >so far so good >parents name you svenjamin and thats where it goes to s--- REPLY
Anonymous | 804835787 15.7 kB JPG 3 min. ago >be born >one shot at life >live in sweden >so far so good >parents name you svenjamin and thats where it goes to s--- REPLY

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anon is rejecting giussy | /r/Greentext


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cultured anons discussing govt secrets | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 14 KB PNG 2 Replies 06/08/22(Wed)02:34:58 No.68960830 >noooooooo you can't divide by zero because... because you cant okay? View Thread 06/08/22(Wed)02:57:53 No.68960935 06/08/22(Wed)02:58:35 No.68960943 : Anonymous >>68960830 (OP) # but dividing numbers by 0 wouldn't do anything : Anonymous I divided by zero last week still can't find where my d--- went
: Anonymous 14 KB PNG 2 Replies 06/08/22(Wed)02:34:58 No.68960830 >noooooooo you can't divide by zero because... because you cant okay? View Thread 06/08/22(Wed)02:57:53 No.68960935 06/08/22(Wed)02:58:35 No.68960943 : Anonymous >>68960830 (OP) # but dividing numbers by 0 wouldn't do anything : Anonymous I divided by zero last week still can't find where my d--- went

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anon has a plan | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 : Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 06/08/22(Wed)10:53:31 No.68963718 Here's my plan to break up with my practice gf >gradually respond more slowly to her messages (she's starting to slow down responding to mine too) 171 KB JPG >go from 5 mins to 30 mins to an hour to a few hours then to a day or more >at the same time turn the conversation dull and meaningless >after about a week of this when her feelings for me are at their lowest, I do something off putting like post my hairy legs >she loses even more feelings >I say I don't want kids in the future or something incompatible with her >when she's already thinking of leaving, I suggest we get married >she will recoil and come up with reasons as to why we shouldn't >I use them to amicably separate and become friends What do you guys think? Will this work? : Anonymous 06/08/22(Wed)10:57:11 No.68963753 Here's how you can turn 25 steps into 1 >Look I'm not feeling this anymore. I do not care to explain why or wish to fix things. I'm ending things here good luck. 20
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 : Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 06/08/22(Wed)10:53:31 No.68963718 Here's my plan to break up with my practice gf >gradually respond more slowly to her messages (she's starting to slow down responding to mine too) 171 KB JPG >go from 5 mins to 30 mins to an hour to a few hours then to a day or more >at the same time turn the conversation dull and meaningless >after about a week of this when her feelings for me are at their lowest, I do something off putting like post my hairy legs >she loses even more feelings >I say I don't want kids in the future or something incompatible with her >when she's already thinking of leaving, I suggest we get married >she will recoil and come up with reasons as to why we shouldn't >I use them to amicably separate and become friends What do you guys think? Will this work? : Anonymous 06/08/22(Wed)10:57:11 No.68963753 Here's how you can turn 25 steps into 1 >Look I'm not feeling this anymore. I do not care to explain why or wish to fix things. I'm ending things here good luck. 20

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anon gets too political on /b/ | /r/Greentext


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Anon learns that he's an incel. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 68 KB JPG 05/29/21 (Sat)11:12:56 No.145829282 >Be me. >Study German. >The German for Island is "Insel." >Britischen Inseln >Philippinen Insel. >Mfw I live in an Incel country.
Anonymous 68 KB JPG 05/29/21 (Sat)11:12:56 No.145829282 >Be me. >Study German. >The German for Island is "Insel." >Britischen Inseln >Philippinen Insel. >Mfw I live in an Incel country.

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Anon just activated my trap card | /r/Greentext

02/09/21 (Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 : Anonymous > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy 356 KB JPG > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" > mfw, it's actually a chick > mfw, I got reversed traped
02/09/21 (Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 : Anonymous > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy 356 KB JPG > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" > mfw, it's actually a chick > mfw, I got reversed traped

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anon goes on a date | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/19/21(Sun)22:21:19 No.16719290 >>16716981 (OP) # >went on date with girl I had recently met >she wants to go to Texas Roadhouse 76 KB JPG >take her there >she tells me it's her birthday tomorrow >i figured they bring cake or something for birthdays, so i tipped off the wait staff >things aren't going that well, not really feeling her >get up to go to bathroom to think over exit strategy >walk out and begin to walk towards table when i see conga-line of staff pushing over wooden horse and saddle device towards table while clapping >way too awkward to go back now, make break for exit >my last sight of her is through the window, sitting alone on saddle with a cowboy hat while wait staff sing her happy birthday >she had to pay the bill >blocked her number in advance
Anonymous 09/19/21(Sun)22:21:19 No.16719290 >>16716981 (OP) # >went on date with girl I had recently met >she wants to go to Texas Roadhouse 76 KB JPG >take her there >she tells me it's her birthday tomorrow >i figured they bring cake or something for birthdays, so i tipped off the wait staff >things aren't going that well, not really feeling her >get up to go to bathroom to think over exit strategy >walk out and begin to walk towards table when i see conga-line of staff pushing over wooden horse and saddle device towards table while clapping >way too awkward to go back now, make break for exit >my last sight of her is through the window, sitting alone on saddle with a cowboy hat while wait staff sing her happy birthday >she had to pay the bill >blocked her number in advance

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Anon is progressive in some ways, but not in others | /r/Greentext

06/07/22(Tue)13:51:52 No.879694889 Blacks and Whites have been having sex since slavery times. Why are you people so sensitive about it now? Don't let the Jews control the way you think. : Anonymous 203 KB PNG https://youtu.be/7PLhVeX0_Yg?t=30 [Open] 33 Replies/15 Images View Thread
06/07/22(Tue)13:51:52 No.879694889 Blacks and Whites have been having sex since slavery times. Why are you people so sensitive about it now? Don't let the Jews control the way you think. : Anonymous 203 KB PNG https://youtu.be/7PLhVeX0_Yg?t=30 [Open] 33 Replies/15 Images View Thread

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Anon can't find a job | /r/Greentext

20jsw Anonymous 06/07/22(Tue)14:43:19 No.68951966 >finally get job interview >nail every question >prove i had relevant experience in every facet >feel like it went smoothly >application denied >ask them why >eventually they admit it >"you just didn't seem enthusiastic enough, champ"
20jsw Anonymous 06/07/22(Tue)14:43:19 No.68951966 >finally get job interview >nail every question >prove i had relevant experience in every facet >feel like it went smoothly >application denied >ask them why >eventually they admit it >"you just didn't seem enthusiastic enough, champ"

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Anon is a boomer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/30/19(Tue) 10:08:19 No.53656767 >be boomer >cooking steak on the grill >using spare college degrees to fuel fire CRISTAL >smells like when we used to napalm the g---- >flip steak 100 KB JPG >top side of steak is branded with Ronald Reagan's face >I can feel the patriotism coursing through my veins >pick up bottle of steak sauce >bottle is empty These damn millennials are f------ us in the ass.
: Anonymous 07/30/19(Tue) 10:08:19 No.53656767 >be boomer >cooking steak on the grill >using spare college degrees to fuel fire CRISTAL >smells like when we used to napalm the g---- >flip steak 100 KB JPG >top side of steak is branded with Ronald Reagan's face >I can feel the patriotism coursing through my veins >pick up bottle of steak sauce >bottle is empty These damn millennials are f------ us in the ass.

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anon despises wisdom teeth | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/07/22(Tue)23:15:39 No.879715431 >be "wisdom tooth" >ironically the most retarded tooth in mouth >so f------ stupid and bad at growing that nine out of every ten patients have at least one impacted wisdom tooth 5 KB JPG >can cause life threatening infections because i'm a bit quirky >hurt like f--- for no reason >did i do that sowwy teehee
Anonymous 06/07/22(Tue)23:15:39 No.879715431 >be "wisdom tooth" >ironically the most retarded tooth in mouth >so f------ stupid and bad at growing that nine out of every ten patients have at least one impacted wisdom tooth 5 KB JPG >can cause life threatening infections because i'm a bit quirky >hurt like f--- for no reason >did i do that sowwy teehee

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Anon is ruined beyond repair. | /r/Greentext

05/02/19(Thu)09:49:59 No.52223965 1506610241340.png 36 KB PNG >maybe another day of m----------- and video games will improve my life : Anonymous
05/02/19(Thu)09:49:59 No.52223965 1506610241340.png 36 KB PNG >maybe another day of m----------- and video games will improve my life : Anonymous

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Anon has serial killer energy | /r/Greentext

06/08/22(Wed) 09:39:51 No.68959346 : Anonymous >be me wagecuck >new co worker comes in last week >8/10 qt 3.14 >act socially and not anything romantic because don't bite the hand that feeds you and whatnot 37 KB JPG >making small talk yesterday >she tells me I have serial killer energy >joke and say she'd better watch her back then >she's been avoiding me like the plague since >boss mentioned he wanted to talk to me privately tomorrow He's pretty cool so he'd understand it's a joke but who knows. I've seen him with his wife and he's pussywhipped so it can go either way. Wish me luck bros
06/08/22(Wed) 09:39:51 No.68959346 : Anonymous >be me wagecuck >new co worker comes in last week >8/10 qt 3.14 >act socially and not anything romantic because don't bite the hand that feeds you and whatnot 37 KB JPG >making small talk yesterday >she tells me I have serial killer energy >joke and say she'd better watch her back then >she's been avoiding me like the plague since >boss mentioned he wanted to talk to me privately tomorrow He's pretty cool so he'd understand it's a joke but who knows. I've seen him with his wife and he's pussywhipped so it can go either way. Wish me luck bros

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Anon wants a before picture | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: hxwH5zd+ 3 F Transgender woman Ashley Hallstrom wrote in her Facebook post: 61 KB JPG >From a very young age I was told that people like me are freaks and abominations, that we are sick in the head and society hates us >This made me hate who I was. I tried so hard to be just like everyone else but this isn't something you can change. I can't stand to live another day, so I'm committing suicide. Soon after Ashley walked into traffic and was fatally hit by a dump truck. You caused this, /pol/. How can you possibly find this funny? Anonymous (ID: uP9c9V3N) 01/03/22(Mon)14:01:14 No.354828695 Now post a pic of her from before she got hit by the truck >>354828826 # >>354828908 # >>354828992 # >>354829381 # >>354829530 # >>354829532 # >>354829762 # >>354830540 # >>354830753 # >>354831060 # >>354831260 # >>354831512 # >>354831851 # >>354832566 # >>354833075 # >>354833206 # >>354833354 # >>354833381 # >>354833383 # >>354833402 # >>354833586 # >>354835042 # >>354837971 # >>354838187 # 01/03/22(Mon)14:00:02 No.354828534
Anonymous (ID: hxwH5zd+ 3 F Transgender woman Ashley Hallstrom wrote in her Facebook post: 61 KB JPG >From a very young age I was told that people like me are freaks and abominations, that we are sick in the head and society hates us >This made me hate who I was. I tried so hard to be just like everyone else but this isn't something you can change. I can't stand to live another day, so I'm committing suicide. Soon after Ashley walked into traffic and was fatally hit by a dump truck. You caused this, /pol/. How can you possibly find this funny? Anonymous (ID: uP9c9V3N) 01/03/22(Mon)14:01:14 No.354828695 Now post a pic of her from before she got hit by the truck >>354828826 # >>354828908 # >>354828992 # >>354829381 # >>354829530 # >>354829532 # >>354829762 # >>354830540 # >>354830753 # >>354831060 # >>354831260 # >>354831512 # >>354831851 # >>354832566 # >>354833075 # >>354833206 # >>354833354 # >>354833381 # >>354833383 # >>354833402 # >>354833586 # >>354835042 # >>354837971 # >>354838187 # 01/03/22(Mon)14:00:02 No.354828534

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anons trolled themselves | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 148 KB JPG : Anonymous 268 KB PNG : Anonymous 28 KB JPG 06/07/22(Tue)02:41:16 No.68942321 06/07/22(Tue)03:39:02 No.68943046 >didn't learn anything I can make a career out of 06/07/22(Tue)06:54:18 No.68945138 >didnt learn to code >didnt learn to love
: Anonymous 148 KB JPG : Anonymous 268 KB PNG : Anonymous 28 KB JPG 06/07/22(Tue)02:41:16 No.68942321 06/07/22(Tue)03:39:02 No.68943046 >didn't learn anything I can make a career out of 06/07/22(Tue)06:54:18 No.68945138 >didnt learn to code >didnt learn to love

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