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: Anonymous 09/10/21 (Fri)22:57:14 No.65335239 >walk into class >your crush is tied up like this what do you do? 38 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/10/21 (Fri)22:58:09 No.65335246 >>65339998 # : Anonymous 09/10/21 (Fri)22:59:20 No.65335252 >>65340295 # : Anonymous 09/10/21 (Fri)22:59:25 No.65335254 >>65335264 # >>65339074 # : Anonymous 09/10/21 (Fri)23:00:24 No.65335263 I'm back in school again? I do things right this time. I do all my homework, I study hard, I go to a cheap college, I get a good degree, I start a middle class career, I make my family proud.
: Anonymous 09/10/21 (Fri)22:57:14 No.65335239 >walk into class >your crush is tied up like this what do you do? 38 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/10/21 (Fri)22:58:09 No.65335246 >>65339998 # : Anonymous 09/10/21 (Fri)22:59:20 No.65335252 >>65340295 # : Anonymous 09/10/21 (Fri)22:59:25 No.65335254 >>65335264 # >>65339074 # : Anonymous 09/10/21 (Fri)23:00:24 No.65335263 I'm back in school again? I do things right this time. I do all my homework, I study hard, I go to a cheap college, I get a good degree, I start a middle class career, I make my family proud.

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Anon says the n-word | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me >Parents leaves house >Brother leaves house >Hellyeah.jpeg >Go to my room >"Alright, here goes" >*Ahem* 157 KB JPG >"Ni-ni-nig-nigg-N-----" >Finally say the N-WORD Alright, so Basically after I said the n-word some weird penguin entered my room and knocked me out. I'm now trapped in a basement and my ass is hurting. Please help guys. I'm sorry for saying the n-word. 01/04/19(Fri) 18:49:20 No.7483658
: Anonymous >be me >Parents leaves house >Brother leaves house >Hellyeah.jpeg >Go to my room >"Alright, here goes" >*Ahem* 157 KB JPG >"Ni-ni-nig-nigg-N-----" >Finally say the N-WORD Alright, so Basically after I said the n-word some weird penguin entered my room and knocked me out. I'm now trapped in a basement and my ass is hurting. Please help guys. I'm sorry for saying the n-word. 01/04/19(Fri) 18:49:20 No.7483658

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Wonglepong | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/09/22(Thu)07:18:48 No.166050114 >Toowoomba >Wollongong >Woolloomooloo >Mullumbimby FACT >Poowong >Waggawagga 118 KB JPG >Woddonga >Mooroopna All unironic names of Australian towns and cities.
: Anonymous 06/09/22(Thu)07:18:48 No.166050114 >Toowoomba >Wollongong >Woolloomooloo >Mullumbimby FACT >Poowong >Waggawagga 118 KB JPG >Woddonga >Mooroopna All unironic names of Australian towns and cities.

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anon shits | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/19/19(Thu)10:31:39 No.54480871 >be in public bathroom >it's empty >I can finally take a dump >go to one of the stalls and start cranking a fat s--- out of my ass 125 KB JPG >turd is 90% out of my a------ before the bathroom door bursts open >I hear punching and grunting >I look under my stall and see 2 pairs of feet >they are beating the s--- out of each other >suddenly hear a mirror shatter and hear one of the guys fall to the ground >bathroom is silent except for heavy breathing >feel my turd disconnecting from the mainland >f--- no f--- no f--- no >turd plops into water >echos >heavy breathing stops
: Anonymous 09/19/19(Thu)10:31:39 No.54480871 >be in public bathroom >it's empty >I can finally take a dump >go to one of the stalls and start cranking a fat s--- out of my ass 125 KB JPG >turd is 90% out of my a------ before the bathroom door bursts open >I hear punching and grunting >I look under my stall and see 2 pairs of feet >they are beating the s--- out of each other >suddenly hear a mirror shatter and hear one of the guys fall to the ground >bathroom is silent except for heavy breathing >feel my turd disconnecting from the mainland >f--- no f--- no f--- no >turd plops into water >echos >heavy breathing stops

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Anon gives me the chance to earn 30k ironic Reddit points | /r/Greentext

03/16/19(Sat)00:01:17 No.795089854 >Be me >Redditfag >goes on r/greentext >sort by top posts of all time >find first post that's older than 150 days >take a screen shot of the image Anonymous 12 KB JPG >post on r/greentext >get over 30k upvotes >mfw I have more karma than 90% of other redditors
03/16/19(Sat)00:01:17 No.795089854 >Be me >Redditfag >goes on r/greentext >sort by top posts of all time >find first post that's older than 150 days >take a screen shot of the image Anonymous 12 KB JPG >post on r/greentext >get over 30k upvotes >mfw I have more karma than 90% of other redditors

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Anon is the 1% | /r/Greentext

>>589625950 # Most poor people are poor because they waste their money in stuff they don't need or could get from free. My networth is over 500k because I steal groceries, borrow stuff from my friends and never give it back and pirate all my stuff.
>>589625950 # Most poor people are poor because they waste their money in stuff they don't need or could get from free. My networth is over 500k because I steal groceries, borrow stuff from my friends and never give it back and pirate all my stuff.

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Anon is a reverse pedo | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: kPkSv/99) 07/07/12(Sat) 13:00:06 N >be 14 year old boy >chat with girl of my age >tells me she's into older guys >pretend I'm 19 >sext with her >arrange meeting >go to her house >it's chris hanson >crew goes to jail for sexting with me
Anonymous (ID: kPkSv/99) 07/07/12(Sat) 13:00:06 N >be 14 year old boy >chat with girl of my age >tells me she's into older guys >pretend I'm 19 >sext with her >arrange meeting >go to her house >it's chris hanson >crew goes to jail for sexting with me

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anon comes to a resolution | /r/Greentext

>go to gym >start feeling great >went to market ready to make dinner >saw my neighbors and had a little chat >browse on 4chan for a while >start feeling like a worthless p------------ again I think I'm realizing my problem
>go to gym >start feeling great >went to market ready to make dinner >saw my neighbors and had a little chat >browse on 4chan for a while >start feeling like a worthless p------------ again I think I'm realizing my problem

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Anon misses his cats | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/08/22(Wed)22:38:10 No.879777712 She killed my cats. We were in lockdown in different states because of the pandemic. I went to visit as a surprise, and they were gone. 73 KB JPG She said she didn't want to be responsible for them, so she took them to the vet and had them put to sleep. Never said a word about it. Never said she couldn't watch them any more. Never gave me the opportunity to pick them up. God, I feel so empty. 21 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
Anonymous 06/08/22(Wed)22:38:10 No.879777712 She killed my cats. We were in lockdown in different states because of the pandemic. I went to visit as a surprise, and they were gone. 73 KB JPG She said she didn't want to be responsible for them, so she took them to the vet and had them put to sleep. Never said a word about it. Never said she couldn't watch them any more. Never gave me the opportunity to pick them up. God, I feel so empty. 21 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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something has changed for anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 8 06/08/22(Wed)01:35:27 No.879723760 @8 IMG_20220608_120249.jpg 95 KB JPG W-- HAPPENED I used to think she's the most beautiful woman ever, and now she looks like..this. I can't jerk to her anymore knowing that she has become a literal witch.
: Anonymous 8 8 06/08/22(Wed)01:35:27 No.879723760 @8 IMG_20220608_120249.jpg 95 KB JPG W-- HAPPENED I used to think she's the most beautiful woman ever, and now she looks like..this. I can't jerk to her anymore knowing that she has become a literal witch.

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What's happening, hot stuff | /r/Greentext

Search OPS... [Catalog] [Archive] File: 0A3B63D0-B0F8-4055-A08F-9(...).jpg (184 KB, 800x1000) O Gym stories thread Anonymous 10/05/20(Mon)19:51:04 No.57763528 [Reply] >>57763544 >Be me >In steam room with 5 other guys >don't say anything for the first 13 minutes I'm in there >dead silent >say "boy it's like a sauna in here" >everyone laughs >Mfw Anonymous 10/05/20(Mon)19:52:22 No.57763544 >>57763552 >>57763528 (OP) # Dumb but I kekd
Search OPS... [Catalog] [Archive] File: 0A3B63D0-B0F8-4055-A08F-9(...).jpg (184 KB, 800x1000) O Gym stories thread Anonymous 10/05/20(Mon)19:51:04 No.57763528 [Reply] >>57763544 >Be me >In steam room with 5 other guys >don't say anything for the first 13 minutes I'm in there >dead silent >say "boy it's like a sauna in here" >everyone laughs >Mfw Anonymous 10/05/20(Mon)19:52:22 No.57763544 >>57763552 >>57763528 (OP) # Dumb but I kekd

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Anon sees a woman | /r/Greentext

>walk into Subway by myself >forget im in real life >see white woman >audibly say "white woman spotted"
>walk into Subway by myself >forget im in real life >see white woman >audibly say "white woman spotted"

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They are taking over | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: t7dG81G5 Actual life experience 06/08/22(Wed) 20:04:14 No.381506259 >taking public transportation in Munich >Notice there's no Germans on the bus except an old lady and myself >It's actually full or Turks and Arabs >Notice a young turk is wearing a "1453" shirt, celebrating the fall of Constantinople 152 KB JPG >Think it a bit odd >Like, aggressive almost. >Suddenly realise I'm not even German myself, my father is a turk >Realise the old lady, in her 80s, is literally the only ethnic German on the bus >Even the bus driver is a turk We did it lads. 11 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: t7dG81G5 Actual life experience 06/08/22(Wed) 20:04:14 No.381506259 >taking public transportation in Munich >Notice there's no Germans on the bus except an old lady and myself >It's actually full or Turks and Arabs >Notice a young turk is wearing a "1453" shirt, celebrating the fall of Constantinople 152 KB JPG >Think it a bit odd >Like, aggressive almost. >Suddenly realise I'm not even German myself, my father is a turk >Realise the old lady, in her 80s, is literally the only ethnic German on the bus >Even the bus driver is a turk We did it lads. 11 Replies View Thread

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Bite the hand that feeds you | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/07/22(Tue)21:08:31 No.68957644 Women are literally a retard >girl from tinder comes over >she says shes into "pet play", not what im into but whatever shes hot 211 KB JPG >"im a kitty hehehe" she says >she puts on a choker collar with a little bell on it >becomes completely non-verbal >keeps licking my ears and deep-throating my fingers >we have sex >finish...this is where it gets trange >she pours herself a bowl of milk and sits on my bed crosslegged lapping at it, just staring at me wide eyed and not saying a word for over an hour >try to talk to her but she stays in "character" and just laps at her bowl of milk and stares at me, try to touch her "so uhhh do you have work in the morning or anything" and she swats my hand away and hisses...refuses to break character or leave >whatever.....take a bunch of Benadryl so I can fall asleep >wake up 3 hours later and she is in my bed naked just playing minecraft on her phone >next morning she sleeps in >wake her up, trying to get her going >jokinly say "alright rise and shine" and try to drag her to sit upright >she just groans, hisses and points are her p---- then looks at me >actively refuses to remove herself from my bed until I fingerblast her nasty gash for 30 minutes >gets up without saying a word bites my nipple and just leaves I-I just wanted to hold hands and spoon
: Anonymous 06/07/22(Tue)21:08:31 No.68957644 Women are literally a retard >girl from tinder comes over >she says shes into "pet play", not what im into but whatever shes hot 211 KB JPG >"im a kitty hehehe" she says >she puts on a choker collar with a little bell on it >becomes completely non-verbal >keeps licking my ears and deep-throating my fingers >we have sex >finish...this is where it gets trange >she pours herself a bowl of milk and sits on my bed crosslegged lapping at it, just staring at me wide eyed and not saying a word for over an hour >try to talk to her but she stays in "character" and just laps at her bowl of milk and stares at me, try to touch her "so uhhh do you have work in the morning or anything" and she swats my hand away and hisses...refuses to break character or leave >whatever.....take a bunch of Benadryl so I can fall asleep >wake up 3 hours later and she is in my bed naked just playing minecraft on her phone >next morning she sleeps in >wake her up, trying to get her going >jokinly say "alright rise and shine" and try to drag her to sit upright >she just groans, hisses and points are her p---- then looks at me >actively refuses to remove herself from my bed until I fingerblast her nasty gash for 30 minutes >gets up without saying a word bites my nipple and just leaves I-I just wanted to hold hands and spoon

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Anon has a dilemma | /r/Greentext

06/08/22(Wed)02:34:58 No.68960830 >Be 19 >Want to finally get gf and lose virginity >"Anon you're not my type/too short/ creepy/ugly/etc." >timeforachange.png >Spend next few years working on myself : Anonymous 14 KB PNG >Be 25 >Good job, attractive, fit, confident >Finally get matches with girls >Go on a few dates >"Oh anon, I'm not looking to be with a virgin." >"I want a guy with experience" >Mfw this has happened 3 times already
06/08/22(Wed)02:34:58 No.68960830 >Be 19 >Want to finally get gf and lose virginity >"Anon you're not my type/too short/ creepy/ugly/etc." >timeforachange.png >Spend next few years working on myself : Anonymous 14 KB PNG >Be 25 >Good job, attractive, fit, confident >Finally get matches with girls >Go on a few dates >"Oh anon, I'm not looking to be with a virgin." >"I want a guy with experience" >Mfw this has happened 3 times already

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Anon gets some lotion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/28/15(Sat)09:00:34 No.601034522 >Be me >Have super ashy skin (I'm white) >So bad that in the mid- summer I sometimes bleed from my skin cracking >Go to dermatologist 74 KB JPG >Get this lotion thats supposed to help >300 dollars a bottle >Get home >J------- with it
Anonymous 02/28/15(Sat)09:00:34 No.601034522 >Be me >Have super ashy skin (I'm white) >So bad that in the mid- summer I sometimes bleed from my skin cracking >Go to dermatologist 74 KB JPG >Get this lotion thats supposed to help >300 dollars a bottle >Get home >J------- with it

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anon sleeps on his friends couch | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)15:04:47 >crashing on couch at friends house >trying to sleep >hear him talking on phone in other room >sounds like he is having phone 26 KB JPG sex >he farts loudly >'did you hear that baby?' >'you like it when daddy s---- himself?' >'no im naked so it went ALL over the chair' >'not the same one from fajita night last week. My friend is sleeping on that one' >quickly get up and leave >go home and take 20 boiling showers >still haven't replied to any of his texts or calls No.845659188
: Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)15:04:47 >crashing on couch at friends house >trying to sleep >hear him talking on phone in other room >sounds like he is having phone 26 KB JPG sex >he farts loudly >'did you hear that baby?' >'you like it when daddy s---- himself?' >'no im naked so it went ALL over the chair' >'not the same one from fajita night last week. My friend is sleeping on that one' >quickly get up and leave >go home and take 20 boiling showers >still haven't replied to any of his texts or calls No.845659188

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Anon on windmill ideology | /r/Greentext

Anonymous F 11/08/21(Mon)18:24:36 No.866355644 >hyper military based society >tries to convince itself it's the strongest a---- military on earth >fights one (1) war 20 KB PNG >loses 25 Replies / 6 Images View Thread
Anonymous F 11/08/21(Mon)18:24:36 No.866355644 >hyper military based society >tries to convince itself it's the strongest a---- military on earth >fights one (1) war 20 KB PNG >loses 25 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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i love you cat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/24/19(Wed)00:13:27 38 KB JPG 1 Reply No.52087291 >kitty sleeping on my legs >cat is having a nightmare >say "i love you kitty" >cat stops jerking around, starts purring i love you cat View Thread
: Anonymous 04/24/19(Wed)00:13:27 38 KB JPG 1 Reply No.52087291 >kitty sleeping on my legs >cat is having a nightmare >say "i love you kitty" >cat stops jerking around, starts purring i love you cat View Thread

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