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Anonymous 42 KB JPG Anonymous >>68973740 (OP) # Yo mama did feggit Reply 06/09/22(Thu)10:17:28 No.68973740 Alright, which son of a bitch gave me the ugly?!? View Thread 06/09/22(Thu)10:37:16 No.68973888
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Who's going to tell anon | /r/Greentext

06/06/22(Mon) 20:32:32 No.67072123 >Drink a sugary drink >Take a piss >Piss smells like sugar >Realize that my body literally filters out excess sugar for me and I don't need to worry about it anymore 06/06/22(Mon) 20:34:27 No.67072145 : Anonymous 688 KB PNG : Anonymous >>67072123 (OP) # Anon... >>67072213 #
06/06/22(Mon) 20:32:32 No.67072123 >Drink a sugary drink >Take a piss >Piss smells like sugar >Realize that my body literally filters out excess sugar for me and I don't need to worry about it anymore 06/06/22(Mon) 20:34:27 No.67072145 : Anonymous 688 KB PNG : Anonymous >>67072123 (OP) # Anon... >>67072213 #

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anon's dad was so cool | /r/Greentext

>my dad was the coolest m------------ to me when i was a kid >city cop, used to take me places in his cop car all the time >he'd say "wanna go for light up ride anon?" 54 KB JPG >id get so f------ excited >we'd go wherever, he'd turn the lights and sirens on just because he knew i thought it was cool >used to brag about him to my friends all the time >best times of my childhood really loved my dad. turns out he r---- my sister so my mom killed him.
>my dad was the coolest m------------ to me when i was a kid >city cop, used to take me places in his cop car all the time >he'd say "wanna go for light up ride anon?" 54 KB JPG >id get so f------ excited >we'd go wherever, he'd turn the lights and sirens on just because he knew i thought it was cool >used to brag about him to my friends all the time >best times of my childhood really loved my dad. turns out he r---- my sister so my mom killed him.

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Anon on supporting their county. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: E3qlwN9/) 35 KB JPG 05/16/22(Mon)10:38:04 No.377928229 Why should I support my country if I can't get p----
Anonymous (ID: E3qlwN9/) 35 KB JPG 05/16/22(Mon)10:38:04 No.377928229 Why should I support my country if I can't get p----

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Anon doesn't understand | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Aiky AMERICAN PSYCHO 138 KB JPG 06/09/22(Thu)18:43:54 No.169341828 >book written by a homosexual >movie directed by a woman >is the most popular movie among those who hate both of those groups How did they do it?
: Anonymous Aiky AMERICAN PSYCHO 138 KB JPG 06/09/22(Thu)18:43:54 No.169341828 >book written by a homosexual >movie directed by a woman >is the most popular movie among those who hate both of those groups How did they do it?

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Anon wants to be left alone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/12/22(Tue)18:26:29 No.876184042 Lawn-Mower-201709-004.jpg 411 KB JPG >be me >be white >have job in landscaping for multiple HOAS >work with a lot of latinos who speak little to no English >white lady comes up to me "OH thank God, someone who speaks English" >start speaking back to her in Dutch
: Anonymous 04/12/22(Tue)18:26:29 No.876184042 Lawn-Mower-201709-004.jpg 411 KB JPG >be me >be white >have job in landscaping for multiple HOAS >work with a lot of latinos who speak little to no English >white lady comes up to me "OH thank God, someone who speaks English" >start speaking back to her in Dutch

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Coffe is hell of a drug | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: JusUWQ0) 06/07/22(Tue)20:56:02 No.15418734 >IM NOT HECKING ADDICTED ITS JUST 13 CUPS A DAY AND IT HELPS ME STAY AWAKE OKAY?????? COFFEE IS NOT A DRUG AND ITS ACTUALLY VERY GOOD FOR YOU JUST LOOK AT THIS RESERCH PAPER WRITTEN BY DOCTOR. GOLDENBERG MCJEW 165 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: Uy7NN95W) 06/07/22(Tue)20:56:33 No.15418742 facts n logic 2 dab on liberals
Anonymous (ID: JusUWQ0) 06/07/22(Tue)20:56:02 No.15418734 >IM NOT HECKING ADDICTED ITS JUST 13 CUPS A DAY AND IT HELPS ME STAY AWAKE OKAY?????? COFFEE IS NOT A DRUG AND ITS ACTUALLY VERY GOOD FOR YOU JUST LOOK AT THIS RESERCH PAPER WRITTEN BY DOCTOR. GOLDENBERG MCJEW 165 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: Uy7NN95W) 06/07/22(Tue)20:56:33 No.15418742 facts n logic 2 dab on liberals

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anon read berserk | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/24/21 (Wed)05:23:57 No.60528021 >>60524818 (OP) # Fren. Let me tell you a secret, it's a little personal. I find struggle beautiful. 85 KB PNG Not in a weird, fetishistic, sexual way. And not in the sadistic "ngmi" kind of way. The struggle, to grow, to change, to move forward. >the hatchling cracking the shell >the butterfly bursting it's cacoon >the fight for survival >the will to live beating out the odds There is nothing more synonymous with life itself, and life is the most beautiful thing. If you're trying, if you're struggling, you're beautiful; and in my eyes you're making it. >>60528511 # >>60528789 # >>60528835 # >>60529036 # >>60530102 # >>60530223 # >>60530330 # >>60531881 # >>60532813 # >>60533065 # >>60533547 # >>60534110 # >>60534400 # >>60534410 # >>60534471 # >>60534546 #
Anonymous 03/24/21 (Wed)05:23:57 No.60528021 >>60524818 (OP) # Fren. Let me tell you a secret, it's a little personal. I find struggle beautiful. 85 KB PNG Not in a weird, fetishistic, sexual way. And not in the sadistic "ngmi" kind of way. The struggle, to grow, to change, to move forward. >the hatchling cracking the shell >the butterfly bursting it's cacoon >the fight for survival >the will to live beating out the odds There is nothing more synonymous with life itself, and life is the most beautiful thing. If you're trying, if you're struggling, you're beautiful; and in my eyes you're making it. >>60528511 # >>60528789 # >>60528835 # >>60529036 # >>60530102 # >>60530223 # >>60530330 # >>60531881 # >>60532813 # >>60533065 # >>60533547 # >>60534110 # >>60534400 # >>60534410 # >>60534471 # >>60534546 #

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The Rape Dwarf is coming | /r/Greentext

07/07/19(Sun)13:28:51 No.53265142 : Anonymous The dwarf > Be me, home alone > parents arr at a party > midnight, hear someone come inside > I call out "how was the party?" > no response... 393 KB JPG > get a text from my mom saying they're staying the night at their friends house > oh f--- > hear something coming upstairs > It giggles > with each step I hear its c--- thump on the stairs The r--- dwarf is coming Help me anons
07/07/19(Sun)13:28:51 No.53265142 : Anonymous The dwarf > Be me, home alone > parents arr at a party > midnight, hear someone come inside > I call out "how was the party?" > no response... 393 KB JPG > get a text from my mom saying they're staying the night at their friends house > oh f--- > hear something coming upstairs > It giggles > with each step I hear its c--- thump on the stairs The r--- dwarf is coming Help me anons

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anon is unemployed | /r/Greentext

06/08/22(Wed)20:45:47 No.879769361 Why am I like this >be me >be unemployed and uneducated >people with masters degrees can't even find decent work right now >apply to 300+ jobs >barely get any requests for interviews >when I do get called for an interview I get so nervous >every single time, like clock work, I walk into the interview and start talking in a fake german accent out of sheer panic >it so fake and comical >o ja tank you for thees opportunity to meet ja >so far no one has called me out but I may have gotten some weird looks I'm gonna be homeless soon Anonymous 231 KB JPG
06/08/22(Wed)20:45:47 No.879769361 Why am I like this >be me >be unemployed and uneducated >people with masters degrees can't even find decent work right now >apply to 300+ jobs >barely get any requests for interviews >when I do get called for an interview I get so nervous >every single time, like clock work, I walk into the interview and start talking in a fake german accent out of sheer panic >it so fake and comical >o ja tank you for thees opportunity to meet ja >so far no one has called me out but I may have gotten some weird looks I'm gonna be homeless soon Anonymous 231 KB JPG

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R.i.p grandpapa | /r/Greentext

First Time Squeezing the Trigger? Anonymous 12/09/14(Tue)1 >Winter 2011 >Grandpa had passed 4 months ago >Left me his WW2 stuff in a rusty box >Sleeping soundly >Hear a crash downstairs >Someone had broken in my window >Have no firearms >F---.f-- >Check Papa Box >F------ Luger tucked next to an SS cap >Luger is loaded >Slap hat on and run downstairs stark nekkid >Spot the f----- going through my entertainment center >Aim and scream first German words that pop into my head "PANZERKAMPFWAGEN SCHADENFREUDE" >Fire.exe until out of rounds >He bolted for the window, literally screaming and crying something about Nazi's supposed to be extinct. >Definitely hit him a few times since there was blood on the carpet. >Call cops, guy gets arrested, asked about Nazi stuff, tell story, cops love it. >Nekkid Nazi becomes neighborhood story. And that was how my dead Nazi Grandpa encouraged me to fire a gun for the first time and save my playstation. SWEET JESUS
First Time Squeezing the Trigger? Anonymous 12/09/14(Tue)1 >Winter 2011 >Grandpa had passed 4 months ago >Left me his WW2 stuff in a rusty box >Sleeping soundly >Hear a crash downstairs >Someone had broken in my window >Have no firearms >F---.f-- >Check Papa Box >F------ Luger tucked next to an SS cap >Luger is loaded >Slap hat on and run downstairs stark nekkid >Spot the f----- going through my entertainment center >Aim and scream first German words that pop into my head "PANZERKAMPFWAGEN SCHADENFREUDE" >Fire.exe until out of rounds >He bolted for the window, literally screaming and crying something about Nazi's supposed to be extinct. >Definitely hit him a few times since there was blood on the carpet. >Call cops, guy gets arrested, asked about Nazi stuff, tell story, cops love it. >Nekkid Nazi becomes neighborhood story. And that was how my dead Nazi Grandpa encouraged me to fire a gun for the first time and save my playstation. SWEET JESUS

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Anon neglects his friends | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >be me >move to a big city 3 years >left all my "friends", none of them bothered to find out where I go >didnt manage to make friends in new city, 3 years of loneliness 4 KB PNG >one of my "friends" message me recently, telling me we're having a reunion >go to hometown, visit everyone I know >feeling great, host a drinking session >buy beer for everyone >a few hours later >drunk asf, notice everyone is talking to each other, no one bothers to initiate conversation with me >leave without saying anything, a few of them chase after me asking me where I was going >tell them I'm going home >they leave me alone >message one of my "friends" "kys traitors" Why does no one like me : Anonymous 06/09/22(Thu)15:29:09 No.68975634 >avoid contact with "friends" for 3 years >get p----- when they have nothing to talk about with you Sure they're the problem >>68975658 # 06/09/22(Thu)15:25:06 No.68975611
Anonymous >be me >move to a big city 3 years >left all my "friends", none of them bothered to find out where I go >didnt manage to make friends in new city, 3 years of loneliness 4 KB PNG >one of my "friends" message me recently, telling me we're having a reunion >go to hometown, visit everyone I know >feeling great, host a drinking session >buy beer for everyone >a few hours later >drunk asf, notice everyone is talking to each other, no one bothers to initiate conversation with me >leave without saying anything, a few of them chase after me asking me where I was going >tell them I'm going home >they leave me alone >message one of my "friends" "kys traitors" Why does no one like me : Anonymous 06/09/22(Thu)15:29:09 No.68975634 >avoid contact with "friends" for 3 years >get p----- when they have nothing to talk about with you Sure they're the problem >>68975658 # 06/09/22(Thu)15:25:06 No.68975611

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anon hates cowboys | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >Increasing gas prices are making people unironically consider horseback travel >With further gun restrictions, the only good options are revolvers and lever action rifles 143 KB JPG >Incompetent and overfunded law enforcement will cause people to resort to vigilantism as an alternative W-- are California's awful laws and bills are making the state accidentally based by making it return to the Wild West? 4 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/09/22(Thu)08:34:38 No.68977265 >>68977187 (OP) # Folks don't like your kind 'round these parts spoutin' all this ballyhoo 27 KB PNG 06/09/22(Thu)08:26:12 No.68977187 >>68977348 #
Anonymous >Increasing gas prices are making people unironically consider horseback travel >With further gun restrictions, the only good options are revolvers and lever action rifles 143 KB JPG >Incompetent and overfunded law enforcement will cause people to resort to vigilantism as an alternative W-- are California's awful laws and bills are making the state accidentally based by making it return to the Wild West? 4 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/09/22(Thu)08:34:38 No.68977265 >>68977187 (OP) # Folks don't like your kind 'round these parts spoutin' all this ballyhoo 27 KB PNG 06/09/22(Thu)08:26:12 No.68977187 >>68977348 #

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Anon gets shrimps | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Shrimp saved my life 09/12/18 (Wed)18:48:30 No.2813016 >be depressed, suicidal xanax- addicted incel >one day I go to my /aq/f uncle's house for some s--- >he has pet shrimp, never seen anything like it before 53 KB JPG >he offers to get me some >throw them in a barely cycled tank with some s----- rock >several shrimp die >realize that I killed them with my apathy >realize I need to take responsibility for once in my life >do research, learn about water parameters and so on >eventually I have a beautiful planted tank with no more deaths >notice a female shrimp carrying eggs >haven't felt this excited about anything in almost a decade >the eggs disappear and I once again think I f----- up >a few days later I see a tiny transparent baby shrimp >I suddenly know how the shepherds felt as they gazed upon the newborn Christ >by this point I live and breathe shrimp >all my spare time is spent on shrimp research and watching shrimp videos >I spend most of the money I had saved from my last job on shrimp products >quit the Xanax to support shrimp spending >start putting effort into college in hope of getting a good job for my shrimp >grades improve, no longer facing the prospect of dropping out >relationship with parents improves since I am finally passionate about something and applying myself >I see genuine happiness in their eyes when I talk excitedly about my shrimp >for my birthday my mom makes me a shrimp cake >it even has fondant legs and little chocolate eggs >cry like a little bitch when I see it >mom hugs me and tells me she's always been proud of me >college dorm neighbours demand to see my shrimp >s--- they're gonna think I'm autistic >they actually think my shrimp are really cool >they start inviting me to their social events >start interacting with girls, get told by girls for the first time in my life that I'm fun and smart >I think my shrimp would be proud of me if they knew We're gonna make it bros. Even if you can't do it for yourself, do it for the animals that depend on you.
: Anonymous Shrimp saved my life 09/12/18 (Wed)18:48:30 No.2813016 >be depressed, suicidal xanax- addicted incel >one day I go to my /aq/f uncle's house for some s--- >he has pet shrimp, never seen anything like it before 53 KB JPG >he offers to get me some >throw them in a barely cycled tank with some s----- rock >several shrimp die >realize that I killed them with my apathy >realize I need to take responsibility for once in my life >do research, learn about water parameters and so on >eventually I have a beautiful planted tank with no more deaths >notice a female shrimp carrying eggs >haven't felt this excited about anything in almost a decade >the eggs disappear and I once again think I f----- up >a few days later I see a tiny transparent baby shrimp >I suddenly know how the shepherds felt as they gazed upon the newborn Christ >by this point I live and breathe shrimp >all my spare time is spent on shrimp research and watching shrimp videos >I spend most of the money I had saved from my last job on shrimp products >quit the Xanax to support shrimp spending >start putting effort into college in hope of getting a good job for my shrimp >grades improve, no longer facing the prospect of dropping out >relationship with parents improves since I am finally passionate about something and applying myself >I see genuine happiness in their eyes when I talk excitedly about my shrimp >for my birthday my mom makes me a shrimp cake >it even has fondant legs and little chocolate eggs >cry like a little bitch when I see it >mom hugs me and tells me she's always been proud of me >college dorm neighbours demand to see my shrimp >s--- they're gonna think I'm autistic >they actually think my shrimp are really cool >they start inviting me to their social events >start interacting with girls, get told by girls for the first time in my life that I'm fun and smart >I think my shrimp would be proud of me if they knew We're gonna make it bros. Even if you can't do it for yourself, do it for the animals that depend on you.

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Anon is for unity | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/30/21(Tue)01:13:03 No.155774893 ► Imagine if instead of killing each other slavs worked together. We could steal every car in Germany in three days.
Anonymous 11/30/21(Tue)01:13:03 No.155774893 ► Imagine if instead of killing each other slavs worked together. We could steal every car in Germany in three days.

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Anon is the joker | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/09/22(Thu)17:50:51 No.879789227 "You see I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curb". Literal chills first time I heard that line, and every other time since, it's the phrase that made me realize I'm kinda similar to the joker and I understand his pain and sorrow. Rejected by the world, rejected by girls, no friends. I understand him, I'm like the joker. 37 KB JPG
Anonymous 06/09/22(Thu)17:50:51 No.879789227 "You see I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curb". Literal chills first time I heard that line, and every other time since, it's the phrase that made me realize I'm kinda similar to the joker and I understand his pain and sorrow. Rejected by the world, rejected by girls, no friends. I understand him, I'm like the joker. 37 KB JPG

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Anon loves his cat | /r/Greentext

02/12/19(Tue)20:46:04 No.792494021 : Anonymous >be me, 17f and in treatmen and recovery from r--- >walking through petco to pick up crickets for my friends pet lizard >lock eyes with this cat in the adoption area 570 KB JPG >she presses her paw up to the glass >cryinginpublic.jpg >l impulsively adopt her >two months later, sucidal thoughts almost nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again >cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side when I'm home and encourages me to get out of bed in the morning Don't forget to give your pet a hug today
02/12/19(Tue)20:46:04 No.792494021 : Anonymous >be me, 17f and in treatmen and recovery from r--- >walking through petco to pick up crickets for my friends pet lizard >lock eyes with this cat in the adoption area 570 KB JPG >she presses her paw up to the glass >cryinginpublic.jpg >l impulsively adopt her >two months later, sucidal thoughts almost nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again >cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side when I'm home and encourages me to get out of bed in the morning Don't forget to give your pet a hug today

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anon trusts the lucky quarter | /r/Greentext

>be me about 14 years ago >4th grade, lack toes in toddler ass >dont care, love cereal and nothing will stop me >have big ass bowl of crunch berries crunchatizemecaptain.jpeg 106 KB JPG >those commercials freaked me the f--- out as a kid >i keep a "lucky quarter" in my pocket >if i am having a hard time making a decision, assign heads or tails and flip, must abide by the flip religiously >i was a retarded kid >anywho, hours after ive consumed capn crunch and im feelin a lil queezy >its PE and im contemplating going to school nurse bubbleguts.mp3 >i think it was the last day of school or maybe the day before a big break >in pe >friends dare me to go ask girl out who they knew i crushed on >"anon this may be your last chance" >theyre right, but still nervous flip.exe >lucky quarter says i must do it >i begin to approach girl, feel massive fart coming on >in a moment of delusional autism i ask myself >"to fart or not to fart?" flip2.exe >lucky quarter says i must fart >an unwaivering loyal cuck to the lucky quarter, i proceed to let loose what i believe was to this day the nastiest, wettest, loudest and most disgusting fart of my life >most of the other kids hear it and turn to look, including girl i was approaching >fart is accompanied with steaming hot liquid gravy >i run out of the gym weeping threw that quarter in the f------ trash when i got to the nurses office IN CODWE TRUST
>be me about 14 years ago >4th grade, lack toes in toddler ass >dont care, love cereal and nothing will stop me >have big ass bowl of crunch berries crunchatizemecaptain.jpeg 106 KB JPG >those commercials freaked me the f--- out as a kid >i keep a "lucky quarter" in my pocket >if i am having a hard time making a decision, assign heads or tails and flip, must abide by the flip religiously >i was a retarded kid >anywho, hours after ive consumed capn crunch and im feelin a lil queezy >its PE and im contemplating going to school nurse bubbleguts.mp3 >i think it was the last day of school or maybe the day before a big break >in pe >friends dare me to go ask girl out who they knew i crushed on >"anon this may be your last chance" >theyre right, but still nervous flip.exe >lucky quarter says i must do it >i begin to approach girl, feel massive fart coming on >in a moment of delusional autism i ask myself >"to fart or not to fart?" flip2.exe >lucky quarter says i must fart >an unwaivering loyal cuck to the lucky quarter, i proceed to let loose what i believe was to this day the nastiest, wettest, loudest and most disgusting fart of my life >most of the other kids hear it and turn to look, including girl i was approaching >fart is accompanied with steaming hot liquid gravy >i run out of the gym weeping threw that quarter in the f------ trash when i got to the nurses office IN CODWE TRUST

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we're gonna make it! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous We're all gonna make it, frens(...) >be me >16 >abused by my parents the whole life >want to end it all >hear that you can make some cash drawing hentai >whynot.jpg 17 KB PNG >ffw 2 years, now 18 >dropped out of school >live alone in a small apartment >make a living drawing anime tiddies >now starting into adult game dev because why not >no more massive anxiety attacks >no more waking up at 3am because parents are fighting >live is good don't give up anons, you can make it 08/11/20(Tue)02:55:33 No.59517149
Anonymous We're all gonna make it, frens(...) >be me >16 >abused by my parents the whole life >want to end it all >hear that you can make some cash drawing hentai >whynot.jpg 17 KB PNG >ffw 2 years, now 18 >dropped out of school >live alone in a small apartment >make a living drawing anime tiddies >now starting into adult game dev because why not >no more massive anxiety attacks >no more waking up at 3am because parents are fighting >live is good don't give up anons, you can make it 08/11/20(Tue)02:55:33 No.59517149

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