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Anon plays No Mans Sky | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/18 (Fri)16:59:41 No.4710598 > Play No Man's Sky > Warp to a new system > Get achievement > Discover a new planet > Get achievement > Refuel warp drive 28 KB JPG > Get achievement > Walk 10 feet > Get achievement > Shove dildo up my ass > Get achievement Is this what it's like to be a tard?
: Anonymous 07/27/18 (Fri)16:59:41 No.4710598 > Play No Man's Sky > Warp to a new system > Get achievement > Discover a new planet > Get achievement > Refuel warp drive 28 KB JPG > Get achievement > Walk 10 feet > Get achievement > Shove dildo up my ass > Get achievement Is this what it's like to be a tard?

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Anon's favourite show is Family Guy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/16/22(Mon)14:32:35 No.878283550 >be me at a younger age >Mentally ill, parents never tested for any specific problem >Watch family guy 24/7 >Obsessed with the show and characters 68 KB PNG >Have family guy themed birthday parties, own all of the family guy toys >First time I ever jerked off was to Louis >Brian is my dream dog >One day I spend 13 hours straight watching family guy >Dad walks in, turns tv off and sits me down and says "son, we need to talk" >He tells me I'm banned from watching family guy, I scream at him and fight him, telling him he can't oppress me >Parents get rid of the TV, over time I have to find new hobbies >High school comes around, I've lost a lot of weight and I'm passing my classes, I still occasionally make a family guy reference in class and sometimes people laugh >Graduate high school and move out, buy my first TV and a streaming service, family guy is on the service I just lost my job after watching family guy for 48 hours straight, is something wrong with me? FAMILY GUY
: Anonymous 05/16/22(Mon)14:32:35 No.878283550 >be me at a younger age >Mentally ill, parents never tested for any specific problem >Watch family guy 24/7 >Obsessed with the show and characters 68 KB PNG >Have family guy themed birthday parties, own all of the family guy toys >First time I ever jerked off was to Louis >Brian is my dream dog >One day I spend 13 hours straight watching family guy >Dad walks in, turns tv off and sits me down and says "son, we need to talk" >He tells me I'm banned from watching family guy, I scream at him and fight him, telling him he can't oppress me >Parents get rid of the TV, over time I have to find new hobbies >High school comes around, I've lost a lot of weight and I'm passing my classes, I still occasionally make a family guy reference in class and sometimes people laugh >Graduate high school and move out, buy my first TV and a streaming service, family guy is on the service I just lost my job after watching family guy for 48 hours straight, is something wrong with me? FAMILY GUY

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Anon did what? Why? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >coworkers discovered the small pebble of s--- that I placed in the water cooler DUMB >boss gathers everyone together and says that they'll be firing the person involved and potentially taking legal action 271 KB JPG >realize that there was a security camera pointing directly at the water cooler >it's only a matter of time before I'm found out : Anonymous >>62618124 (OP) # >small pebble of s--- that I placed in the water cooler why? 03/05/21(Fri)22:48:03 No.62618124 03/05/21(Fri)22:49:38 No.62618208
: Anonymous >coworkers discovered the small pebble of s--- that I placed in the water cooler DUMB >boss gathers everyone together and says that they'll be firing the person involved and potentially taking legal action 271 KB JPG >realize that there was a security camera pointing directly at the water cooler >it's only a matter of time before I'm found out : Anonymous >>62618124 (OP) # >small pebble of s--- that I placed in the water cooler why? 03/05/21(Fri)22:48:03 No.62618124 03/05/21(Fri)22:49:38 No.62618208

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Anon is the n word | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/23/18(Sun)22:09:24 No.780634355 > be me; white kid > live in stralya; status quo > make sure ground-harness is strapped on tight > go for walk > niceweather.png 15 KB JPG > walking down this narrow path > black guy was jogging behind me, so i move to the side to let him pass > without even slowing down or looking at me, he goes, "much obliged my n----" and keeps jogging > mfw a black guy called me their n----
: Anonymous 09/23/18(Sun)22:09:24 No.780634355 > be me; white kid > live in stralya; status quo > make sure ground-harness is strapped on tight > go for walk > niceweather.png 15 KB JPG > walking down this narrow path > black guy was jogging behind me, so i move to the side to let him pass > without even slowing down or looking at me, he goes, "much obliged my n----" and keeps jogging > mfw a black guy called me their n----

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On 1 to 10 scale, how bad is it? | /r/Greentext

02/13/20(Thu)19:22:24 No.820640786 Anonymous 93 KB PNG 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 02/13/20(Thu)19:34:26 No.820641525 >>820641672 # : Anonymous 02/13/20(Thu)19:36:03 No.820641636 Anonymous 02/13/20(Thu)19:36:33 No.820641672 >>820641525 # F--- I submit, Hugh Neutron is sexually more successful than me. A friendly reminder that Hugh Neutron is sexually more successful than you.
02/13/20(Thu)19:22:24 No.820640786 Anonymous 93 KB PNG 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 02/13/20(Thu)19:34:26 No.820641525 >>820641672 # : Anonymous 02/13/20(Thu)19:36:03 No.820641636 Anonymous 02/13/20(Thu)19:36:33 No.820641672 >>820641525 # F--- I submit, Hugh Neutron is sexually more successful than me. A friendly reminder that Hugh Neutron is sexually more successful than you.

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Anon likes cat food | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)07:18:22 No.6275902 Fancy Feast CHICKEN FEAST CLASSIC PATÉ 76011 MAIN._AC_SL1500_V1551805038_.jpg 204 KB JPG >250 calories >42 grams of protein Why the f--- aren't you eating this you stupid f---? 100% ENCED GOURMET CAT FOOD
: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)07:18:22 No.6275902 Fancy Feast CHICKEN FEAST CLASSIC PATÉ 76011 MAIN._AC_SL1500_V1551805038_.jpg 204 KB JPG >250 calories >42 grams of protein Why the f--- aren't you eating this you stupid f---? 100% ENCED GOURMET CAT FOOD

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Anon isn't Patrick Bateman | /r/Greentext

b5d684cb3a1ccb4fa75df3d2a9a3d63b8d-american-psycho- 1.rsquare.w700.jpg 53 KB JPG >just because you're girlfriend left you doesn't make you relatable to the America Psycho
b5d684cb3a1ccb4fa75df3d2a9a3d63b8d-american-psycho- 1.rsquare.w700.jpg 53 KB JPG >just because you're girlfriend left you doesn't make you relatable to the America Psycho

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Silent but deadly | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/10/22(Fri)17:12:59 No.68991016 >>68989518 (OP) # >be me in hs >walking in crowded stairway >school was way overcrowded >literally can't fully extend arm in front or behind yourself w/o hitting someone 65 KB JPG >can feel nasty, silent fart brewing >let it rip >few moments of silence, have already escaped crime scene >about 7 steps later hear a kid below me on the stairs exclaim and say 'who farted?!' >10+ people in between him and top of stairs, could've been any of us >smirk as I pull of perfect crime
: Anonymous 06/10/22(Fri)17:12:59 No.68991016 >>68989518 (OP) # >be me in hs >walking in crowded stairway >school was way overcrowded >literally can't fully extend arm in front or behind yourself w/o hitting someone 65 KB JPG >can feel nasty, silent fart brewing >let it rip >few moments of silence, have already escaped crime scene >about 7 steps later hear a kid below me on the stairs exclaim and say 'who farted?!' >10+ people in between him and top of stairs, could've been any of us >smirk as I pull of perfect crime

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Anon witnesses a hold up | /r/Greentext

06/10/22(Fri) 13:06:53 No.879871987 : Anonymous >be me >Go to convenience store >Get my s--- and go to the register >Man walks in >Pulls out a flint lock pistol out of his pants like it's 1777 15 KB JPG >Start demanding money >the Clerk's face when >Guy begins laughing at man >Man points pistol at guy >pulls the trigger >Gun explodes spewing ash everywhere >Man guy me and the clerk just stare at each other awkwardly for a solid 30 seconds >Man leaves >Everyone laughs
06/10/22(Fri) 13:06:53 No.879871987 : Anonymous >be me >Go to convenience store >Get my s--- and go to the register >Man walks in >Pulls out a flint lock pistol out of his pants like it's 1777 15 KB JPG >Start demanding money >the Clerk's face when >Guy begins laughing at man >Man points pistol at guy >pulls the trigger >Gun explodes spewing ash everywhere >Man guy me and the clerk just stare at each other awkwardly for a solid 30 seconds >Man leaves >Everyone laughs

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based tsoukalos | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/20/22(Sun)19:49:39 No.67864960 chadgar.png 316 KB PNG >comes up with the most retarded theories on random s--- >gets payed for basically spreading misinformation >his own channel network think he's f------ insane to the point that they put disclaimers that they don't agree with what he says >is completely fine with people thinking he's retarded >show runs for over a decade with no sign of ever stopping Why is this man so based?
Anonymous 03/20/22(Sun)19:49:39 No.67864960 chadgar.png 316 KB PNG >comes up with the most retarded theories on random s--- >gets payed for basically spreading misinformation >his own channel network think he's f------ insane to the point that they put disclaimers that they don't agree with what he says >is completely fine with people thinking he's retarded >show runs for over a decade with no sign of ever stopping Why is this man so based?

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anon does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

S No.11523764 16 hours ago devilpepe.png PNG 645.3 KiB 972x1116 >be ftm >tell/pol/ i am mtf >they aggressively gender me as male 7 replies
S No.11523764 16 hours ago devilpepe.png PNG 645.3 KiB 972x1116 >be ftm >tell/pol/ i am mtf >they aggressively gender me as male 7 replies

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Anon doesn't understand hypotheticals | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 436 KB JPG 06/08/22(Wed)05:05:38 No.879727936 You're delivering a pizza. you say "$23 for zeh pizza" the customer says >Ah geez dude! I only got 20.50 wat do? 06/08/22(Wed)05:22:54 No.879728279 Anonymous >>879727936 I don't deliver pizza though.
Anonymous 436 KB JPG 06/08/22(Wed)05:05:38 No.879727936 You're delivering a pizza. you say "$23 for zeh pizza" the customer says >Ah geez dude! I only got 20.50 wat do? 06/08/22(Wed)05:22:54 No.879728279 Anonymous >>879727936 I don't deliver pizza though.

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Anon spends $10 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 88 KB JPG 04/05/18(Thu)08:02:15 No.44422418 >paid a h----- an extra $10 to shout "yamete onii- chan!!~" when i f----- her Best use of that $10 ever
: Anonymous 88 KB JPG 04/05/18(Thu)08:02:15 No.44422418 >paid a h----- an extra $10 to shout "yamete onii- chan!!~" when i f----- her Best use of that $10 ever

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Anon gets validated | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/20/22 (Fri)23:18:03 No.68709426 My 12 year old little sister has been bringing her friends over and I'm struggling with myself. They have really developed bodies for their age. Plus since its hot out they've been covering themselves less and it makes it really difficult to look at them. Why does a 12 year old have big fat t------? It's not fair bros, I hate it. 467 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/20/22 (Fri) 23:21:36 No.68709478 >>68709426 (OP) # have you tried killing yourself p--- retard also this bot thing us stupid >>68709619 # >>68709630 # >>68709731 # >>68709900 # >>68711161 # : Anonymous 05/20/22(Fri)23:27:32 No.68709556 >>68709426 (OP) # Its normal for boys like you to be attracted to younger girls, almost everyone feels it but noone admits it. its okay to be attracted to something taboo. >>68711320 #
: Anonymous 05/20/22 (Fri)23:18:03 No.68709426 My 12 year old little sister has been bringing her friends over and I'm struggling with myself. They have really developed bodies for their age. Plus since its hot out they've been covering themselves less and it makes it really difficult to look at them. Why does a 12 year old have big fat t------? It's not fair bros, I hate it. 467 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/20/22 (Fri) 23:21:36 No.68709478 >>68709426 (OP) # have you tried killing yourself p--- retard also this bot thing us stupid >>68709619 # >>68709630 # >>68709731 # >>68709900 # >>68711161 # : Anonymous 05/20/22(Fri)23:27:32 No.68709556 >>68709426 (OP) # Its normal for boys like you to be attracted to younger girls, almost everyone feels it but noone admits it. its okay to be attracted to something taboo. >>68711320 #

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Feeding frenzy | /r/Greentext

06/10/22(Fri)11:26:13 No.68990436 >am (now technically ex-)fembot >finally manage to get a bf at age 25 in one of my uni classes >he's 22 and basically perfect, comes from a good family, is okay with me being a couple years older, is into my geeky hobbies 102 KB PNG despite being fit and attractive >haven't had sex with him yet but I saw his penis through his sweatpants and holy f--- >then, he drops this >he wants me to gain a "little weight," just enough to "make me chubby" AKA bring me up from an 18 BMI to 27 >says I can stop there but he says that he can't really find me fully attractive unless I gain weight >mfw I'm dating a feeder What the f--- should I do? : Anonymous モニタ
06/10/22(Fri)11:26:13 No.68990436 >am (now technically ex-)fembot >finally manage to get a bf at age 25 in one of my uni classes >he's 22 and basically perfect, comes from a good family, is okay with me being a couple years older, is into my geeky hobbies 102 KB PNG despite being fit and attractive >haven't had sex with him yet but I saw his penis through his sweatpants and holy f--- >then, he drops this >he wants me to gain a "little weight," just enough to "make me chubby" AKA bring me up from an 18 BMI to 27 >says I can stop there but he says that he can't really find me fully attractive unless I gain weight >mfw I'm dating a feeder What the f--- should I do? : Anonymous モニタ

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To bee or not to bee | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/10/22(Fri)16:34:50 No.68990551 >be me >me bee 53 KB PNG 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 06/10/22(Fri)17:53:33 No.68991408 >>68990551 (OP) # based thread well memed my friend
: Anonymous 06/10/22(Fri)16:34:50 No.68990551 >be me >me bee 53 KB PNG 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 06/10/22(Fri)17:53:33 No.68991408 >>68990551 (OP) # based thread well memed my friend

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anon ponders a societal question | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/05/22(Wed) 20:29:30 No.530995260 > when gas is $1.85 the station is full of people buying gas > when gas is $2.84 the station is full of people buying gas > when gas is $4.39 the station is full of people buying gas 19 KB JPG > when gas is $6.89 the station is full of people buying gas Who's fault is it exactly?
Anonymous 02/05/22(Wed) 20:29:30 No.530995260 > when gas is $1.85 the station is full of people buying gas > when gas is $2.84 the station is full of people buying gas > when gas is $4.39 the station is full of people buying gas 19 KB JPG > when gas is $6.89 the station is full of people buying gas Who's fault is it exactly?

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anon upgrades his printer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 476925202 31.0 kB JPG 10 min. ago... >run pirated game >3d printer starts making noise >30x30x30cm cube, filled 1 REPLY
Anonymous | 476925202 31.0 kB JPG 10 min. ago... >run pirated game >3d printer starts making noise >30x30x30cm cube, filled 1 REPLY

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Anon sends people to hell | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/21/18(Sat)12:17:57 No.766549240 story time /b/ >be me >9 years old and in 4th grade >my 2 closest friends were a pair of twins >they're muslim 79 KB PNG >one day at lunch i had pizza rolls >one of them asks "hey anon, can we have a pizza roll" >i gladly give them one >fast forward to now and me being 15 >i realize my mom only gave me pepperoni pizza rolls >i gave them pork >mfw i gave them a ticket straight to hell
Anonymous 04/21/18(Sat)12:17:57 No.766549240 story time /b/ >be me >9 years old and in 4th grade >my 2 closest friends were a pair of twins >they're muslim 79 KB PNG >one day at lunch i had pizza rolls >one of them asks "hey anon, can we have a pizza roll" >i gladly give them one >fast forward to now and me being 15 >i realize my mom only gave me pepperoni pizza rolls >i gave them pork >mfw i gave them a ticket straight to hell

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Anon has a bright future | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous fake it till you make it >be me >apply for light bulb assembly line job >no college >just two fast food jobs on resume >get to interview >job is actually to run the whole lightbulb factory 37 KB JPG >only the HR person at interview, other person had an emergency >HR person is showing me around >obviously has no idea how anything works >I just starting making up names for machines and processes >a couple employees say what they're doing so I vaguely know whats happening >interview ends, told I'm a top candidate >when lightbulbs start burning down houses, you'll know I got the job 05/11/22 (Wed) 20:52:21 No.68586495
: Anonymous fake it till you make it >be me >apply for light bulb assembly line job >no college >just two fast food jobs on resume >get to interview >job is actually to run the whole lightbulb factory 37 KB JPG >only the HR person at interview, other person had an emergency >HR person is showing me around >obviously has no idea how anything works >I just starting making up names for machines and processes >a couple employees say what they're doing so I vaguely know whats happening >interview ends, told I'm a top candidate >when lightbulbs start burning down houses, you'll know I got the job 05/11/22 (Wed) 20:52:21 No.68586495

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