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06/07/22(Tue)09:15:39 No.68944625 Anonymous Anonymous The Independent Ⓒ Td. It's official. INDY100.COM 2 MIN READ Majority of people prefer dad bods to more toned body shape 1647227567692.jpg 76 KB JPG Why do we bother working out? Anonymous >>68944625 (OP) # Because women are liars. >>68944631 # >>68944638 # >>68944691 # >>68944694 # >>68944696 # >>68946855 # >>68952614 # >>68954195 # >>68955475 # ⠀ 06/07/22(Tue)09:17:07 No.68944626 06/07/22(Tue)09:21:52 No.68944635 maxresdefault-2.jpg 69 KB JPG >>68944625 (OP) # That's really interesting... Let's see the body type of the women who answered they like "dad bods" >>68944652 # >>68944682 # >>68950338 # >>68952207 # >>68953986 #
06/07/22(Tue)09:15:39 No.68944625 Anonymous Anonymous The Independent Ⓒ Td. It's official. INDY100.COM 2 MIN READ Majority of people prefer dad bods to more toned body shape 1647227567692.jpg 76 KB JPG Why do we bother working out? Anonymous >>68944625 (OP) # Because women are liars. >>68944631 # >>68944638 # >>68944691 # >>68944694 # >>68944696 # >>68946855 # >>68952614 # >>68954195 # >>68955475 # ⠀ 06/07/22(Tue)09:17:07 No.68944626 06/07/22(Tue)09:21:52 No.68944635 maxresdefault-2.jpg 69 KB JPG >>68944625 (OP) # That's really interesting... Let's see the body type of the women who answered they like "dad bods" >>68944652 # >>68944682 # >>68950338 # >>68952207 # >>68953986 #

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Anonymous 05/15/22(Sun)16:31:57 No.66778694 How do you know if you have low testosterone? I went to a doctor and he told me no you are young and fine but i'm tired and uninterested in girls 85 KB PNG I can test it myself but its expansive, only one like total testosterone, estrogen, prolactin, free testosterone... whats the best one to check to see if i have bad levels? Anonymous 05/15/22(Sun)16:33:12 No.66778720 >>66778694 (OP) >Anime pic You're low test. It's over
Anonymous 05/15/22(Sun)16:31:57 No.66778694 How do you know if you have low testosterone? I went to a doctor and he told me no you are young and fine but i'm tired and uninterested in girls 85 KB PNG I can test it myself but its expansive, only one like total testosterone, estrogen, prolactin, free testosterone... whats the best one to check to see if i have bad levels? Anonymous 05/15/22(Sun)16:33:12 No.66778720 >>66778694 (OP) >Anime pic You're low test. It's over

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anon has something to say to tinder users | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 47 KB JPG repulses men, right? 3 Replies 06/13/22(Mon)09:38:02 No.69026997 >girl likes me >call her >she starts talking about guys she knows, her 'tinder phase' and d--- sizes foids, you know this s--- absolutely View Thread
: Anonymous 47 KB JPG repulses men, right? 3 Replies 06/13/22(Mon)09:38:02 No.69026997 >girl likes me >call her >she starts talking about guys she knows, her 'tinder phase' and d--- sizes foids, you know this s--- absolutely View Thread

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Anon sends a dick pic | /r/Greentext

.png (59 KB, 658x662) No.43232832 Anonymous 19 min. ago >send d--- pic to qt3.14 >she calls me a sicko and blocks me >oh well i'm used to it >next day cops at my door >she reported me to the police for distributing CP >they show me the pic i sent her >i tell them it's my c--- >they don't believe me >i have to pull down my pants >they give each other a sad look and apologize for bothering me
.png (59 KB, 658x662) No.43232832 Anonymous 19 min. ago >send d--- pic to qt3.14 >she calls me a sicko and blocks me >oh well i'm used to it >next day cops at my door >she reported me to the police for distributing CP >they show me the pic i sent her >i tell them it's my c--- >they don't believe me >i have to pull down my pants >they give each other a sad look and apologize for bothering me

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anon makes a reddit account. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 minute ago 789169656 f------icon.png (19.6 KB, 256x256) >go to Reddit >make account >u/generic_non-offensive_username >See post asking question about something you know a lot about >Post a helpful and detailed comment >Message in inbox >"You have been banned from r/dumbassfucking- subreddit. If you have a question about your ban message the moderators" >message mods >"What was the ban for?" >"You have been temporarily muted from r/ dumbassfuckingsubreddit. You will not be able to message the moderators of r/ dumbassfuckingsubreddit for 72 hours." >"You have been banned from r/ OtherSubreddit You NeverEvenPostedIn" >"You have been banned from r/ ThirdSubredditYouveNeverPostedIn" >Log off Reddit >Go to 4chan >Call other posters n------ >Call mods n------ >No repercussions ●●●
Anonymous 1 minute ago 789169656 f------icon.png (19.6 KB, 256x256) >go to Reddit >make account >u/generic_non-offensive_username >See post asking question about something you know a lot about >Post a helpful and detailed comment >Message in inbox >"You have been banned from r/dumbassfucking- subreddit. If you have a question about your ban message the moderators" >message mods >"What was the ban for?" >"You have been temporarily muted from r/ dumbassfuckingsubreddit. You will not be able to message the moderators of r/ dumbassfuckingsubreddit for 72 hours." >"You have been banned from r/ OtherSubreddit You NeverEvenPostedIn" >"You have been banned from r/ ThirdSubredditYouveNeverPostedIn" >Log off Reddit >Go to 4chan >Call other posters n------ >Call mods n------ >No repercussions ●●●

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Anon trolls w*men with wood chips | /r/Greentext


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anon is a muslim woman | /r/Greentext


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Anon is anti-biden | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Forbes @Forbes - Dec 13 F#BREAKING: Biden won't extend student loan relief trib.al/jY7YjBf 长长 2.3K 18.2K 4K 1632888583859.png 450 KB PNG >I will forgive $50k in student loans >no wait, I'll forgive $10k in student loans >okay maybe not that, but i'll extend the loan pause Trump implemented >okay its been long enough, go back to paying off your debt, buckos ** 12/14/21(Tue)14:30:40 No.352130638
: Anonymous Forbes @Forbes - Dec 13 F#BREAKING: Biden won't extend student loan relief trib.al/jY7YjBf 长长 2.3K 18.2K 4K 1632888583859.png 450 KB PNG >I will forgive $50k in student loans >no wait, I'll forgive $10k in student loans >okay maybe not that, but i'll extend the loan pause Trump implemented >okay its been long enough, go back to paying off your debt, buckos ** 12/14/21(Tue)14:30:40 No.352130638

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anon confronts an ogre. | /r/Greentext

03/27/21(Sat)18:19:45 No.850653707 Anonymous >driving to work early in the morning >kind of cool outside so roll down windows >at stop light a few miles down the road. >see a -20/10 ogre on the sidewalk >forget i have windows down >say loudly 'jeepers f----- heepers, it's times like these i wish i didn't have sight' >she looks over at me >we make eye contact >she starts to walk over while saying 'that can be arranged m----------!' >speed through red light Gonna drive back by later and talk more s---
03/27/21(Sat)18:19:45 No.850653707 Anonymous >driving to work early in the morning >kind of cool outside so roll down windows >at stop light a few miles down the road. >see a -20/10 ogre on the sidewalk >forget i have windows down >say loudly 'jeepers f----- heepers, it's times like these i wish i didn't have sight' >she looks over at me >we make eye contact >she starts to walk over while saying 'that can be arranged m----------!' >speed through red light Gonna drive back by later and talk more s---

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Anon becomes cool | /r/Greentext

02/24/18(Sat)22:49:12 No.43452373 Anonymous story time >be me >be in 7th grade >obsessed with the movie fight club >start pretending to fight myself because autism 143 KB JPG >people at school ask why i have bruises >tell them i got into fight >with who? >tell them im not gonna snitch >people believe me >tfw people start to think im a little bit cooler due to autism View Thread 1 Reply
02/24/18(Sat)22:49:12 No.43452373 Anonymous story time >be me >be in 7th grade >obsessed with the movie fight club >start pretending to fight myself because autism 143 KB JPG >people at school ask why i have bruises >tell them i got into fight >with who? >tell them im not gonna snitch >people believe me >tfw people start to think im a little bit cooler due to autism View Thread 1 Reply

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Data Anal-ytics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Any modern website ever 06/12/22(Sun)10:27:32 >Not logged in. MUST Log-in or register to see line of text >Don't have an account? Register! >Insert E-Mail >Moost confirm email >Give us your phone number to make an account 10 KB JPG >give us your f------ house address >tell us how many f------ butthole hairs you've got why its gotta be so hard to make an account. i just wanna exist somewhere else other than real life No.69014605
: Anonymous Any modern website ever 06/12/22(Sun)10:27:32 >Not logged in. MUST Log-in or register to see line of text >Don't have an account? Register! >Insert E-Mail >Moost confirm email >Give us your phone number to make an account 10 KB JPG >give us your f------ house address >tell us how many f------ butthole hairs you've got why its gotta be so hard to make an account. i just wanna exist somewhere else other than real life No.69014605

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Anon is a child abuser. | /r/Greentext

02/08/22 (Tue)00:11:16 No.872274700 : Anonymous I find my 13 year old neighbour attractive and I'm 25, /b/. Am I a p--- or pervert? We hug all the time and she's about an inch taller than me so when we hug it feels normal and not that I'm overpowering her or anything like that. She also thinks it's cute and regularly rests her head on my shoilders. 272 KB JPG Am I wrong for finding her really attractive and always hugging each other /b/? : Anonymous : Anonymous : Anonymous 94 KB PNG 02/08/22(Tue)00:12:39 No.872274768 02/08/22(Tue)00:13:43 No.872274827 02/08/22(Tue)00:15:29 No.872274908 >>872274700 (OP) # >I find my 13 year old neighbour attractive >I'm 25 >she's about an inch taller than me What. A. F------. Loser.
02/08/22 (Tue)00:11:16 No.872274700 : Anonymous I find my 13 year old neighbour attractive and I'm 25, /b/. Am I a p--- or pervert? We hug all the time and she's about an inch taller than me so when we hug it feels normal and not that I'm overpowering her or anything like that. She also thinks it's cute and regularly rests her head on my shoilders. 272 KB JPG Am I wrong for finding her really attractive and always hugging each other /b/? : Anonymous : Anonymous : Anonymous 94 KB PNG 02/08/22(Tue)00:12:39 No.872274768 02/08/22(Tue)00:13:43 No.872274827 02/08/22(Tue)00:15:29 No.872274908 >>872274700 (OP) # >I find my 13 year old neighbour attractive >I'm 25 >she's about an inch taller than me What. A. F------. Loser.

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Would you take the job anon? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous would you take this $500,000 j(...) 06/13/22(Mon)09:56:15 No.69022985 >you get $500,000 a year, you HAVE TO keep the job for at least 3 years though. 5 days a week >the job is wiping cute girl's butts after they poop 35 KB JPG >they're all 18-21 >you have to be present for 1 hour a day for the butt-wiping >there is a row of toilets kinda like this >groups of girls just keep coming into the bathroom to take a dump >they're all talking to each other like they're friends, having conversations >they don't speak to you at all except to mention that they're done and need a wipe. they do this by saying "hey wiper, i'm done!" >they stand up from the toilet, step forward, and bend over a bit so you can wipe their asses >you can use any toilet paper you want. thin, thick, wet wipes >gloves are optional >if you don't clean it to their satisfaction, they won't leave and just keep telling you "try again big boy" would you take a job like this? Anonymous 06/13/22(Mon)10:03:51 No.69023046 >>69022985 (OP) # people do this for disgusting elderly invalids for less money >>69023127 #
Anonymous would you take this $500,000 j(...) 06/13/22(Mon)09:56:15 No.69022985 >you get $500,000 a year, you HAVE TO keep the job for at least 3 years though. 5 days a week >the job is wiping cute girl's butts after they poop 35 KB JPG >they're all 18-21 >you have to be present for 1 hour a day for the butt-wiping >there is a row of toilets kinda like this >groups of girls just keep coming into the bathroom to take a dump >they're all talking to each other like they're friends, having conversations >they don't speak to you at all except to mention that they're done and need a wipe. they do this by saying "hey wiper, i'm done!" >they stand up from the toilet, step forward, and bend over a bit so you can wipe their asses >you can use any toilet paper you want. thin, thick, wet wipes >gloves are optional >if you don't clean it to their satisfaction, they won't leave and just keep telling you "try again big boy" would you take a job like this? Anonymous 06/13/22(Mon)10:03:51 No.69023046 >>69022985 (OP) # people do this for disgusting elderly invalids for less money >>69023127 #

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Anon is indian | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Brutal >male >5 ft 4 >indian >near sighted >narrow shoulder frame >wide hips 48 KB JPG >negative canthal tilt >recessed chin >balding >janitor career >hooked nose >skinny fat with bad gynecomastia >cant grow a beard. Only patches >poor >no friends/no siblings >crooked teeth >forward head posture >small penis >pencil neck >high functioning autism 8 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous >>69022999 (OP) # Aren't you guys supposed to have arranged marriages or something? 06/13/22(Mon)07:27:42 No.69022999 View Thread 06/13/22(Mon)08:25:33 No.69023442
: Anonymous Brutal >male >5 ft 4 >indian >near sighted >narrow shoulder frame >wide hips 48 KB JPG >negative canthal tilt >recessed chin >balding >janitor career >hooked nose >skinny fat with bad gynecomastia >cant grow a beard. Only patches >poor >no friends/no siblings >crooked teeth >forward head posture >small penis >pencil neck >high functioning autism 8 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous >>69022999 (OP) # Aren't you guys supposed to have arranged marriages or something? 06/13/22(Mon)07:27:42 No.69022999 View Thread 06/13/22(Mon)08:25:33 No.69023442

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