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Anon is anti-biden | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Forbes @Forbes - Dec 13 F#BREAKING: Biden won't extend student loan relief trib.al/jY7YjBf 长长 2.3K 18.2K 4K 1632888583859.png 450 KB PNG >I will forgive $50k in student loans >no wait, I'll forgive $10k in student loans >okay maybe not that, but i'll extend the loan pause Trump implemented >okay its been long enough, go back to paying off your debt, buckos ** 12/14/21(Tue)14:30:40 No.352130638
: Anonymous Forbes @Forbes - Dec 13 F#BREAKING: Biden won't extend student loan relief trib.al/jY7YjBf 长长 2.3K 18.2K 4K 1632888583859.png 450 KB PNG >I will forgive $50k in student loans >no wait, I'll forgive $10k in student loans >okay maybe not that, but i'll extend the loan pause Trump implemented >okay its been long enough, go back to paying off your debt, buckos ** 12/14/21(Tue)14:30:40 No.352130638

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anon confronts an ogre. | /r/Greentext

03/27/21(Sat)18:19:45 No.850653707 Anonymous >driving to work early in the morning >kind of cool outside so roll down windows >at stop light a few miles down the road. >see a -20/10 ogre on the sidewalk >forget i have windows down >say loudly 'jeepers f----- heepers, it's times like these i wish i didn't have sight' >she looks over at me >we make eye contact >she starts to walk over while saying 'that can be arranged m----------!' >speed through red light Gonna drive back by later and talk more s---
03/27/21(Sat)18:19:45 No.850653707 Anonymous >driving to work early in the morning >kind of cool outside so roll down windows >at stop light a few miles down the road. >see a -20/10 ogre on the sidewalk >forget i have windows down >say loudly 'jeepers f----- heepers, it's times like these i wish i didn't have sight' >she looks over at me >we make eye contact >she starts to walk over while saying 'that can be arranged m----------!' >speed through red light Gonna drive back by later and talk more s---

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Anon becomes cool | /r/Greentext

02/24/18(Sat)22:49:12 No.43452373 Anonymous story time >be me >be in 7th grade >obsessed with the movie fight club >start pretending to fight myself because autism 143 KB JPG >people at school ask why i have bruises >tell them i got into fight >with who? >tell them im not gonna snitch >people believe me >tfw people start to think im a little bit cooler due to autism View Thread 1 Reply
02/24/18(Sat)22:49:12 No.43452373 Anonymous story time >be me >be in 7th grade >obsessed with the movie fight club >start pretending to fight myself because autism 143 KB JPG >people at school ask why i have bruises >tell them i got into fight >with who? >tell them im not gonna snitch >people believe me >tfw people start to think im a little bit cooler due to autism View Thread 1 Reply

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Anon needs advice | /r/Greentext


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Data Anal-ytics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Any modern website ever 06/12/22(Sun)10:27:32 >Not logged in. MUST Log-in or register to see line of text >Don't have an account? Register! >Insert E-Mail >Moost confirm email >Give us your phone number to make an account 10 KB JPG >give us your f------ house address >tell us how many f------ butthole hairs you've got why its gotta be so hard to make an account. i just wanna exist somewhere else other than real life No.69014605
: Anonymous Any modern website ever 06/12/22(Sun)10:27:32 >Not logged in. MUST Log-in or register to see line of text >Don't have an account? Register! >Insert E-Mail >Moost confirm email >Give us your phone number to make an account 10 KB JPG >give us your f------ house address >tell us how many f------ butthole hairs you've got why its gotta be so hard to make an account. i just wanna exist somewhere else other than real life No.69014605

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Anon is a child abuser. | /r/Greentext

02/08/22 (Tue)00:11:16 No.872274700 : Anonymous I find my 13 year old neighbour attractive and I'm 25, /b/. Am I a p--- or pervert? We hug all the time and she's about an inch taller than me so when we hug it feels normal and not that I'm overpowering her or anything like that. She also thinks it's cute and regularly rests her head on my shoilders. 272 KB JPG Am I wrong for finding her really attractive and always hugging each other /b/? : Anonymous : Anonymous : Anonymous 94 KB PNG 02/08/22(Tue)00:12:39 No.872274768 02/08/22(Tue)00:13:43 No.872274827 02/08/22(Tue)00:15:29 No.872274908 >>872274700 (OP) # >I find my 13 year old neighbour attractive >I'm 25 >she's about an inch taller than me What. A. F------. Loser.
02/08/22 (Tue)00:11:16 No.872274700 : Anonymous I find my 13 year old neighbour attractive and I'm 25, /b/. Am I a p--- or pervert? We hug all the time and she's about an inch taller than me so when we hug it feels normal and not that I'm overpowering her or anything like that. She also thinks it's cute and regularly rests her head on my shoilders. 272 KB JPG Am I wrong for finding her really attractive and always hugging each other /b/? : Anonymous : Anonymous : Anonymous 94 KB PNG 02/08/22(Tue)00:12:39 No.872274768 02/08/22(Tue)00:13:43 No.872274827 02/08/22(Tue)00:15:29 No.872274908 >>872274700 (OP) # >I find my 13 year old neighbour attractive >I'm 25 >she's about an inch taller than me What. A. F------. Loser.

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Would you take the job anon? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous would you take this $500,000 j(...) 06/13/22(Mon)09:56:15 No.69022985 >you get $500,000 a year, you HAVE TO keep the job for at least 3 years though. 5 days a week >the job is wiping cute girl's butts after they poop 35 KB JPG >they're all 18-21 >you have to be present for 1 hour a day for the butt-wiping >there is a row of toilets kinda like this >groups of girls just keep coming into the bathroom to take a dump >they're all talking to each other like they're friends, having conversations >they don't speak to you at all except to mention that they're done and need a wipe. they do this by saying "hey wiper, i'm done!" >they stand up from the toilet, step forward, and bend over a bit so you can wipe their asses >you can use any toilet paper you want. thin, thick, wet wipes >gloves are optional >if you don't clean it to their satisfaction, they won't leave and just keep telling you "try again big boy" would you take a job like this? Anonymous 06/13/22(Mon)10:03:51 No.69023046 >>69022985 (OP) # people do this for disgusting elderly invalids for less money >>69023127 #
Anonymous would you take this $500,000 j(...) 06/13/22(Mon)09:56:15 No.69022985 >you get $500,000 a year, you HAVE TO keep the job for at least 3 years though. 5 days a week >the job is wiping cute girl's butts after they poop 35 KB JPG >they're all 18-21 >you have to be present for 1 hour a day for the butt-wiping >there is a row of toilets kinda like this >groups of girls just keep coming into the bathroom to take a dump >they're all talking to each other like they're friends, having conversations >they don't speak to you at all except to mention that they're done and need a wipe. they do this by saying "hey wiper, i'm done!" >they stand up from the toilet, step forward, and bend over a bit so you can wipe their asses >you can use any toilet paper you want. thin, thick, wet wipes >gloves are optional >if you don't clean it to their satisfaction, they won't leave and just keep telling you "try again big boy" would you take a job like this? Anonymous 06/13/22(Mon)10:03:51 No.69023046 >>69022985 (OP) # people do this for disgusting elderly invalids for less money >>69023127 #

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Anon guessed it right | /r/Greentext


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Anons a Cuck | /r/Greentext


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Anon is indian | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Brutal >male >5 ft 4 >indian >near sighted >narrow shoulder frame >wide hips 48 KB JPG >negative canthal tilt >recessed chin >balding >janitor career >hooked nose >skinny fat with bad gynecomastia >cant grow a beard. Only patches >poor >no friends/no siblings >crooked teeth >forward head posture >small penis >pencil neck >high functioning autism 8 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous >>69022999 (OP) # Aren't you guys supposed to have arranged marriages or something? 06/13/22(Mon)07:27:42 No.69022999 View Thread 06/13/22(Mon)08:25:33 No.69023442
: Anonymous Brutal >male >5 ft 4 >indian >near sighted >narrow shoulder frame >wide hips 48 KB JPG >negative canthal tilt >recessed chin >balding >janitor career >hooked nose >skinny fat with bad gynecomastia >cant grow a beard. Only patches >poor >no friends/no siblings >crooked teeth >forward head posture >small penis >pencil neck >high functioning autism 8 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous >>69022999 (OP) # Aren't you guys supposed to have arranged marriages or something? 06/13/22(Mon)07:27:42 No.69022999 View Thread 06/13/22(Mon)08:25:33 No.69023442

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Remember to take your meds | /r/Greentext


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Anon wants to know how | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 12/07/21 (Tue)00:15:40 No.12430181 >Modern man exists for 200.000 years >99% of that is humans being cavemen >Then suddenly we go from being cavemen to exploring the solar system in the last 1% of time How
: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 12/07/21 (Tue)00:15:40 No.12430181 >Modern man exists for 200.000 years >99% of that is humans being cavemen >Then suddenly we go from being cavemen to exploring the solar system in the last 1% of time How

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Anon has BPD | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 529 KB GIF 06/12/22(Sun)03:58:44 No.69004165 >be me >very very shy and sensitive >add a guy to Discord from 4chan who I think seems nice >the first (and last) thing he says to me is "Who this" >blood runs cold at that unfriendly greeting >block him >cry for the next two hours Anonymous 06/12/22(Sun)04:29:31 No.69004446 update: I re-added him me: do you hate me him: ? me: I asked you a simple question. do you hate me him: No, of course I don't... why do you ask that? me: your first response was so cold me: you don't like me him: Sorry, I didn't mean to sound that way. I was glad to be added by someone, I'd be happy to be friends ^^ hmmmmmmmm >>69004472 # >>69004691 # >>69005901 # >>69006392 # Anonymous06/12/22(Sun)07:10:43 No.69006392 >>69004446 # holy f--- you sound f------ obnoxious. ›.69004459
: Anonymous 529 KB GIF 06/12/22(Sun)03:58:44 No.69004165 >be me >very very shy and sensitive >add a guy to Discord from 4chan who I think seems nice >the first (and last) thing he says to me is "Who this" >blood runs cold at that unfriendly greeting >block him >cry for the next two hours Anonymous 06/12/22(Sun)04:29:31 No.69004446 update: I re-added him me: do you hate me him: ? me: I asked you a simple question. do you hate me him: No, of course I don't... why do you ask that? me: your first response was so cold me: you don't like me him: Sorry, I didn't mean to sound that way. I was glad to be added by someone, I'd be happy to be friends ^^ hmmmmmmmm >>69004472 # >>69004691 # >>69005901 # >>69006392 # Anonymous06/12/22(Sun)07:10:43 No.69006392 >>69004446 # holy f--- you sound f------ obnoxious. ›.69004459

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Patient Zero | /r/Greentext

06/12/22(Sun)10:21:57 No.69014565 I used to give a damn Now >go to a therapist >tell her for the past year at my job i've been doing the bare minimum while also sabotaging my coworkers chances of getting raises and promotions, intentionally I don't even give a F---!!! 81 KB JPG >she asks why i do this >tell her it's not enough for me to get my for doing the bare minimum, i need to see these guys who were hired at the same time as me fail miserably for trying to outdo me >she tells me she will be inviting over two of her psychologist friends next visit for a case study : Anonymous
06/12/22(Sun)10:21:57 No.69014565 I used to give a damn Now >go to a therapist >tell her for the past year at my job i've been doing the bare minimum while also sabotaging my coworkers chances of getting raises and promotions, intentionally I don't even give a F---!!! 81 KB JPG >she asks why i do this >tell her it's not enough for me to get my for doing the bare minimum, i need to see these guys who were hired at the same time as me fail miserably for trying to outdo me >she tells me she will be inviting over two of her psychologist friends next visit for a case study : Anonymous

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Truely free | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)01:13:33 No.855415179 kek >be me >be 3 >go to preschool but dont want to work >pretend im a dog >even bring dog treats and eat them >crawl around on all fours on the tables and bark at kids >some kids are scared, some kids are p-----, some kids start petting me and saying "good boy" >teacher tries to get me to work >like hell im gluing pictures of nemo to construction paper >start barking louder >multiple teachers come in to try to talk to me >start growling >one tries to comfort me and reaches out >bite that c---- finger with all my might >she screams and runs away >run on all fours to a cabinet and hide as i victoriously nibble on scooby snacks >they call my mom to come get me >i go with her and we drive home Call me autistic, retarded even, but that day I was truly free
: Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)01:13:33 No.855415179 kek >be me >be 3 >go to preschool but dont want to work >pretend im a dog >even bring dog treats and eat them >crawl around on all fours on the tables and bark at kids >some kids are scared, some kids are p-----, some kids start petting me and saying "good boy" >teacher tries to get me to work >like hell im gluing pictures of nemo to construction paper >start barking louder >multiple teachers come in to try to talk to me >start growling >one tries to comfort me and reaches out >bite that c---- finger with all my might >she screams and runs away >run on all fours to a cabinet and hide as i victoriously nibble on scooby snacks >they call my mom to come get me >i go with her and we drive home Call me autistic, retarded even, but that day I was truly free

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anon peaked in elementary | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Peaking in elementary Did anyone else peak in elementary go's school? >be me >not shortest kid in school >friends were so easy to make >no insecurities 32 KB JPG >no such things as cliques >athletic, could run a lot >smart, could easily spell a lot of words. >confident Anonymous >generally happy >excited to wake up in the morning Yeah I think peaked in elementary school 06/12/22(Sun)18:05:13 No.69019297 06/12/22(Sun)18:09:27 No.69019350
: Anonymous Peaking in elementary Did anyone else peak in elementary go's school? >be me >not shortest kid in school >friends were so easy to make >no insecurities 32 KB JPG >no such things as cliques >athletic, could run a lot >smart, could easily spell a lot of words. >confident Anonymous >generally happy >excited to wake up in the morning Yeah I think peaked in elementary school 06/12/22(Sun)18:05:13 No.69019297 06/12/22(Sun)18:09:27 No.69019350

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