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08/11/19(Sun)21:40:32 No.119406697 JOSH: Drake... where's Epstein? DRAKE: He's right in there. See, I put him on suicide watch. [laugh track] JOSH: You were supposed to monitor him constantly. 51 KB JPG DRAKE: Dude, I'm gonna! JOSH: Oh really? DRAKE: Yes! JOSH: So go check on him! DRAKE: Okay, I will! tcch [laugh track] [rattles the door, peeps through the door, turns around] DRAKE: ...I see the problem. JOSH: Oh do ya?! Anonymous Drake Josh
08/11/19(Sun)21:40:32 No.119406697 JOSH: Drake... where's Epstein? DRAKE: He's right in there. See, I put him on suicide watch. [laugh track] JOSH: You were supposed to monitor him constantly. 51 KB JPG DRAKE: Dude, I'm gonna! JOSH: Oh really? DRAKE: Yes! JOSH: So go check on him! DRAKE: Okay, I will! tcch [laugh track] [rattles the door, peeps through the door, turns around] DRAKE: ...I see the problem. JOSH: Oh do ya?! Anonymous Drake Josh

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Anon meets a coworker | /r/Greentext

04/22/22(Fri)20:04:16 No.876773293 Чом fcf0d2d1-1373-4c0a-a289-e3dba20703fe.png 1.45 MB PNG >newer guy in our office set up an Xbox 360 and a small screen in his cubicle and plays games on his lunch break >other people in our office make fun of him and talk s--- about it behind his back in the lunchroom >actually caught up with him outside on a ten min break vaping >chat a few times throughout the week >dudes a widow and hes always taking care of his kids >has no time to play games outside of work >decide to start playing games with him during lunch break >have a blast with him >other employees still talk s--- about us >I know this makes his day though because his face lights up with excitement everytime >even brought in some old 360 games to play together >dudes such a gem of a person and it makes me realizes how s----- life can be : Anonymous
04/22/22(Fri)20:04:16 No.876773293 Чом fcf0d2d1-1373-4c0a-a289-e3dba20703fe.png 1.45 MB PNG >newer guy in our office set up an Xbox 360 and a small screen in his cubicle and plays games on his lunch break >other people in our office make fun of him and talk s--- about it behind his back in the lunchroom >actually caught up with him outside on a ten min break vaping >chat a few times throughout the week >dudes a widow and hes always taking care of his kids >has no time to play games outside of work >decide to start playing games with him during lunch break >have a blast with him >other employees still talk s--- about us >I know this makes his day though because his face lights up with excitement everytime >even brought in some old 360 games to play together >dudes such a gem of a person and it makes me realizes how s----- life can be : Anonymous

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I'll do what I want | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 13 KB JPG Anonymous 4 KB PNG 02/16/22(Wed)14:03:57 No.67453051 02/16/22(Wed)14:06:47 No.67453085 >instructions say cook from frozen >cook from chilled instead >>67453051 (OP) >cashier tells me to have a nice day >tell her I will >don't
Anonymous 13 KB JPG Anonymous 4 KB PNG 02/16/22(Wed)14:03:57 No.67453051 02/16/22(Wed)14:06:47 No.67453085 >instructions say cook from frozen >cook from chilled instead >>67453051 (OP) >cashier tells me to have a nice day >tell her I will >don't

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Femanon does not approve | /r/Greentext

>have ex-bf >was really the nicest guy I've ever met, and took me this long to realise what a positive influence he left >wasn't ready for him back then, as personal life drama made maintaining relationships 458 KB GIF impossible >look him up for the first time in eight years >he's now with a girl, and traveling to all the places he and I talked about traveling >she's 12 years younger than him Why do men do this? : Anonymous 06/09/22(Thu)23:44:37 No.26654402 >>26651696 (OP) # >break up with a guy >he moves on and finds someone else >"why do men do this?" Are you mentally challenged?
>have ex-bf >was really the nicest guy I've ever met, and took me this long to realise what a positive influence he left >wasn't ready for him back then, as personal life drama made maintaining relationships 458 KB GIF impossible >look him up for the first time in eight years >he's now with a girl, and traveling to all the places he and I talked about traveling >she's 12 years younger than him Why do men do this? : Anonymous 06/09/22(Thu)23:44:37 No.26654402 >>26651696 (OP) # >break up with a guy >he moves on and finds someone else >"why do men do this?" Are you mentally challenged?

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anon does some socializing | /r/Greentext

how am i this retarded >my only friend convinces me to go out for the first time in years >the idea of it makes me sick but i decide some socializing might be good for me >get to the bar, bartender is a really Co 170 KB JPG hot girl >"what can i fix for you anon" brain does an autism >"your teeth." my friend finished his drink and we left.
how am i this retarded >my only friend convinces me to go out for the first time in years >the idea of it makes me sick but i decide some socializing might be good for me >get to the bar, bartender is a really Co 170 KB JPG hot girl >"what can i fix for you anon" brain does an autism >"your teeth." my friend finished his drink and we left.

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Anon not so smart | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 REPLY 57 min. ago >feel smart and above average as a kid >the years go by and realize I'm a p------------ and have no redeeming qualities REPLY 32833873 1 IMAGE
Anonymous 1 REPLY 57 min. ago >feel smart and above average as a kid >the years go by and realize I'm a p------------ and have no redeeming qualities REPLY 32833873 1 IMAGE

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Anon has autism | /r/Greentext

>be me >13 >social outcast with no social skills who everyone makes fun of >at a school party >everyone's dancing, I just awkwardly stand there 42 KB JPG >a stacy from my class comes up to me >asks me to dance with a smug look on her face >autism kicks in >just stand there and stare at her for a solid 5 seconds >then just turn and walk the other way as fast as I can >next day in class >overhear the girl talking with her friends >hear her say that her plan was to embarass me but got embarrassed herself for being rejected by such a lowlife >mfw my autism inadvertently made me look like a chad >take that stacy طلال
>be me >13 >social outcast with no social skills who everyone makes fun of >at a school party >everyone's dancing, I just awkwardly stand there 42 KB JPG >a stacy from my class comes up to me >asks me to dance with a smug look on her face >autism kicks in >just stand there and stare at her for a solid 5 seconds >then just turn and walk the other way as fast as I can >next day in class >overhear the girl talking with her friends >hear her say that her plan was to embarass me but got embarrassed herself for being rejected by such a lowlife >mfw my autism inadvertently made me look like a chad >take that stacy طلال

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anon meet qt 3.12 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me >blah blah blah 16 >blah blah blah >blah blah >blah qt 3.12 blah blah 9 KB PNG >blah blah blah >blah blah blah >blah blah blah Blah blah >mfw your mom will die in her sleep if you don't reply 06/14/22(Tue)19:07:07 No.880116485
: Anonymous >be me >blah blah blah 16 >blah blah blah >blah blah >blah qt 3.12 blah blah 9 KB PNG >blah blah blah >blah blah blah >blah blah blah Blah blah >mfw your mom will die in her sleep if you don't reply 06/14/22(Tue)19:07:07 No.880116485

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Anon makes new friends | /r/Greentext

>be me >be in college >be struggling to make friends 9 KB JPG >be in my dorm room >get a knock on my door >it's my RA >he tells me that there's a party going on in the common room and that I should come down and join in >I tell him that I don't really drink and don't like parties >he says that it's not a problem and that there will be plenty of other people there who don't drink >I go to the party >I have a great time >I make a bunch of new friends >we all go out to eat together the next day anyone else got nice stories from school? : Anonymous 06/14/22(Tue)23:38:29 No.880127996 >>880127886 (OP) # Happy for you anon, I hope it sticks and you get some good friends out of it.
>be me >be in college >be struggling to make friends 9 KB JPG >be in my dorm room >get a knock on my door >it's my RA >he tells me that there's a party going on in the common room and that I should come down and join in >I tell him that I don't really drink and don't like parties >he says that it's not a problem and that there will be plenty of other people there who don't drink >I go to the party >I have a great time >I make a bunch of new friends >we all go out to eat together the next day anyone else got nice stories from school? : Anonymous 06/14/22(Tue)23:38:29 No.880127996 >>880127886 (OP) # Happy for you anon, I hope it sticks and you get some good friends out of it.

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Anon is a beta male | /r/Greentext

File: 1597697729375.jpg (7 KB, 250x237) Anonymous 04/10/21(Sat)23:24:01 No.4197222 >> >Go to mcdonalds >"Yeah can I get a cheeseburger" >Wagie just flat out says "No." >Shocked at his answer >Don't know what to say so I leave Am I a beta
File: 1597697729375.jpg (7 KB, 250x237) Anonymous 04/10/21(Sat)23:24:01 No.4197222 >> >Go to mcdonalds >"Yeah can I get a cheeseburger" >Wagie just flat out says "No." >Shocked at his answer >Don't know what to say so I leave Am I a beta

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Anon's fetish | /r/Greentext

05/26/22(Thu)14:55:59 No.10235604 : Anonymous >have pregnancy fetish since I was a child 69 KB JPG >already have a bit of baby fever despite being a male in my early 20's >know that raising a kid is a lot of work and that it'd be a mistake to have children before I'm fully prepared, but at the same time, I get super jealous of young couples who start popping out kids early and seem genuinely happy and living in bliss >Despite performing extremely well academically and some people expecting me to get a high flying career, my biggest dream is to be a dad with a big family of kids. The things I'd do for a pregnant wife, I swear is unreal. If I had a wife and learned she was pregnant I'd probably break down crying from sheer happiness. Anyone else like this? >>10235607 # >>10235625 # >>10235940 # >>10236201 # >>10236403 # >>10241368 # >>10252177 # >>10253774 #
05/26/22(Thu)14:55:59 No.10235604 : Anonymous >have pregnancy fetish since I was a child 69 KB JPG >already have a bit of baby fever despite being a male in my early 20's >know that raising a kid is a lot of work and that it'd be a mistake to have children before I'm fully prepared, but at the same time, I get super jealous of young couples who start popping out kids early and seem genuinely happy and living in bliss >Despite performing extremely well academically and some people expecting me to get a high flying career, my biggest dream is to be a dad with a big family of kids. The things I'd do for a pregnant wife, I swear is unreal. If I had a wife and learned she was pregnant I'd probably break down crying from sheer happiness. Anyone else like this? >>10235607 # >>10235625 # >>10235940 # >>10236201 # >>10236403 # >>10241368 # >>10252177 # >>10253774 #

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President Trump plays TF2 | /r/Greentext

File: Engineerava.jpg (20 KB, 146x146) and dispensers >Entire game I was the top player on my team >Vote kicked a kid on our team who said he was Mexican Anonymous 01/04/16(Mon)01:46:55 No.661277454 ITT: Best online gaming experiences >Playing TF2 >Set my name to President Donald Trump >Join red team >Start talking to the guys on my team >Start saying we need to build a wall to keep the terrorists out >Entire team becomes engineers >We fortify the everloving s--- out of our intel room with sentry guns
File: Engineerava.jpg (20 KB, 146x146) and dispensers >Entire game I was the top player on my team >Vote kicked a kid on our team who said he was Mexican Anonymous 01/04/16(Mon)01:46:55 No.661277454 ITT: Best online gaming experiences >Playing TF2 >Set my name to President Donald Trump >Join red team >Start talking to the guys on my team >Start saying we need to build a wall to keep the terrorists out >Entire team becomes engineers >We fortify the everloving s--- out of our intel room with sentry guns

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Anon has a problem | /r/Greentext

17 KB JPG >cutting ball hair >accidentally cut open b------- Help
17 KB JPG >cutting ball hair >accidentally cut open b------- Help

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Anon is stuck in an endless cycle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 22 KB PNG mfw It never ends 07/06/18(Fri)09:02:54 No.46602339 >be me >have flacid penis fetish >look at d--- >get hard >wait to get soft >look at d--- >get hard
Anonymous 22 KB PNG mfw It never ends 07/06/18(Fri)09:02:54 No.46602339 >be me >have flacid penis fetish >look at d--- >get hard >wait to get soft >look at d--- >get hard

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Anon lives his dream | /r/Greentext

>be me >gym >chestday.gif >find banger on spotify (Fallen by Deetox, Elyn) >instant Bench Press PR 3x10 >see qt3.14 9/10 on treadmill >newgymcrush.jpg 52 KB PNG >brown curly hair, freckles, red top >she looks at me >she smiles at me >no autism so smile back >:) >don't speak >leave This has to be the best day of the year. Is this a dream?
>be me >gym >chestday.gif >find banger on spotify (Fallen by Deetox, Elyn) >instant Bench Press PR 3x10 >see qt3.14 9/10 on treadmill >newgymcrush.jpg 52 KB PNG >brown curly hair, freckles, red top >she looks at me >she smiles at me >no autism so smile back >:) >don't speak >leave This has to be the best day of the year. Is this a dream?

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Anons brilliant plan | /r/Greentext

: 0907339847280 12/29/20(Tue)00:59:41 No.61591858 >be me >be fapping day and night >stupid mom keeps not knocking on the door and just barging in >hadn't gotten caught yet, but I PEPETZU. THE ART OF WAR had some close calls >hatch a plan 85 KB JPG >decide to sit naked in my room all day so she'll be embarrassed next time it happens >all day I'm sitting in my chair >it happened >she ALWAYS knocks now Sometimes you gotta lose the battle to win the war
: 0907339847280 12/29/20(Tue)00:59:41 No.61591858 >be me >be fapping day and night >stupid mom keeps not knocking on the door and just barging in >hadn't gotten caught yet, but I PEPETZU. THE ART OF WAR had some close calls >hatch a plan 85 KB JPG >decide to sit naked in my room all day so she'll be embarrassed next time it happens >all day I'm sitting in my chair >it happened >she ALWAYS knocks now Sometimes you gotta lose the battle to win the war

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Another brick in the Wal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/13/22(Mon)21:34:37 No.69034550 WERK VIERN PHILONI WAL-MART Greeter wagie6.jpg 80 KB JPG >it's another episode of "fresh diaper was thrown onto the sidewalk like a f------ napkin and it melted into the hot concrete" I need to get the f--- out of here
: Anonymous 06/13/22(Mon)21:34:37 No.69034550 WERK VIERN PHILONI WAL-MART Greeter wagie6.jpg 80 KB JPG >it's another episode of "fresh diaper was thrown onto the sidewalk like a f------ napkin and it melted into the hot concrete" I need to get the f--- out of here

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Anon gets his revenge | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/18(Sun)18:10:17 No.420897704 I troll every female "gamer" I see in Overwatch and when their inferior emotional brain lashes out, I report them. Real gamers rule the 265 KB JPG online world and they should f------ learn there place. Consider it payback for turning me down for prom, you bitch. >>420897910 # >>420898407 # >>420898516 # >>420899432 # >>420899643 # >>420899847 # >>420899920 # >>420899952 # >>420903752 # >>420904330 # >>420906060 # >>420907762 #
: Anonymous 06/17/18(Sun)18:10:17 No.420897704 I troll every female "gamer" I see in Overwatch and when their inferior emotional brain lashes out, I report them. Real gamers rule the 265 KB JPG online world and they should f------ learn there place. Consider it payback for turning me down for prom, you bitch. >>420897910 # >>420898407 # >>420898516 # >>420899432 # >>420899643 # >>420899847 # >>420899920 # >>420899952 # >>420903752 # >>420904330 # >>420906060 # >>420907762 #

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Anon has an epiphany | /r/Greentext

File: monika.png (677 KB, 1000x1000) Anonymous 06/13/22(Mon)22:37:07 No.69036176 [Reply] >>69036360 >>69036385 >>69036417 >>69036189 >>69036193 >>69036251 >jokingly sway my hips heavily while walking to bed >feel a little wiggle in my crotch and feel "sexy" for half a second b-bros?? Showing all replies. >> Anonymous 06/13/22(Mon)22:38:38 No.69036189 ► File: 1609792422476.jpg (171 KB, 1191x1131) 2020 2021 >>69036176 (OP) it's over for you anon. Put on the outfit
File: monika.png (677 KB, 1000x1000) Anonymous 06/13/22(Mon)22:37:07 No.69036176 [Reply] >>69036360 >>69036385 >>69036417 >>69036189 >>69036193 >>69036251 >jokingly sway my hips heavily while walking to bed >feel a little wiggle in my crotch and feel "sexy" for half a second b-bros?? Showing all replies. >> Anonymous 06/13/22(Mon)22:38:38 No.69036189 ► File: 1609792422476.jpg (171 KB, 1191x1131) 2020 2021 >>69036176 (OP) it's over for you anon. Put on the outfit

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