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Anonymous (ID: 1VgcQlpC) 03/11/22(Fri) 16:23:21 No.366565264 >>366568339 >>366569154 >>366570442 File: 1646285289531.jpg (94 KB, 960x540) T-Moile T-Mobile- >>366555968 # You ever see the classic pizza hut buildings? The iconic roof and solid brick-work make the buildings stand out even if they are sold and repurposed. Sure they can paint it, put decorations on it, rename it, hell you can even put a giant sign on it that says "not a pizza hut!", but in the end everyone knows that used to be a pizza hut. The building could even change from the food industry entirely and the first thought on their mind will be "wow it's weird that the pizza hut is a bank now". That's what you are, t-----.
Anonymous (ID: 1VgcQlpC) 03/11/22(Fri) 16:23:21 No.366565264 >>366568339 >>366569154 >>366570442 File: 1646285289531.jpg (94 KB, 960x540) T-Moile T-Mobile- >>366555968 # You ever see the classic pizza hut buildings? The iconic roof and solid brick-work make the buildings stand out even if they are sold and repurposed. Sure they can paint it, put decorations on it, rename it, hell you can even put a giant sign on it that says "not a pizza hut!", but in the end everyone knows that used to be a pizza hut. The building could even change from the food industry entirely and the first thought on their mind will be "wow it's weird that the pizza hut is a bank now". That's what you are, t-----.

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Anon is based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: QgqwWJpl) 10 KB JPG 07/28/22(Thu)11:01:08 No.50604917 UHHHH UHHHHHHH BBBBLLLUHHHHHHH BBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLHHHH ННННННННННННН HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UHH UHHHH BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH : Anonymous (ID: G6d9/ogg) >>50604942 # 07/28/22(Thu)11:03:50 No.50604932 >>50604917 (OP) # Very interesting anon say more. : Anonymous (ID: G6d9/ogg) 07/28/22(Thu)11:05:07 No.50604942 >>50604932 # My mistake I was still speaking English. AUEEEGHHHHHHHH
: Anonymous (ID: QgqwWJpl) 10 KB JPG 07/28/22(Thu)11:01:08 No.50604917 UHHHH UHHHHHHH BBBBLLLUHHHHHHH BBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLHHHH ННННННННННННН HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UHH UHHHH BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH : Anonymous (ID: G6d9/ogg) >>50604942 # 07/28/22(Thu)11:03:50 No.50604932 >>50604917 (OP) # Very interesting anon say more. : Anonymous (ID: G6d9/ogg) 07/28/22(Thu)11:05:07 No.50604942 >>50604932 # My mistake I was still speaking English. AUEEEGHHHHHHHH

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Anon needs help with his screenplay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous /swg/ - Screenwriting General Screenplay 48 KB JPG 07/28/22(Thu)07:16:38 No.171728562 How's your script, anon? Previous: >>171687296 # 07/28/22(Thu)08:02:32 No.171730278 : Anonymous >>171728562 (OP) # I'm having trouble trying to name my characters. Help me with this one. >girl, 14 years old, face of an angel but the body of a 21 year old woman, soft and perky breasts, golden blonde hair, virgin but sensual demeanor, innocent in nature, curious and playful. She smells like lilac and roses, she speaks with an eastern european accent. >>171730324 # >>171730328 # >>171732637 # >>171733524 #
: Anonymous /swg/ - Screenwriting General Screenplay 48 KB JPG 07/28/22(Thu)07:16:38 No.171728562 How's your script, anon? Previous: >>171687296 # 07/28/22(Thu)08:02:32 No.171730278 : Anonymous >>171728562 (OP) # I'm having trouble trying to name my characters. Help me with this one. >girl, 14 years old, face of an angel but the body of a 21 year old woman, soft and perky breasts, golden blonde hair, virgin but sensual demeanor, innocent in nature, curious and playful. She smells like lilac and roses, she speaks with an eastern european accent. >>171730324 # >>171730328 # >>171732637 # >>171733524 #

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anon's son finds a frog | /r/Greentext

6 KB JPG >with son (7) in the backyard today >see he's fiddling with something in the grass >"what are you doing carter?” >"playing with a frog!" >walk over >he's ripping all the limbs off what the f--- do I do about this
6 KB JPG >with son (7) in the backyard today >see he's fiddling with something in the grass >"what are you doing carter?” >"playing with a frog!" >walk over >he's ripping all the limbs off what the f--- do I do about this

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Anon likes Witcher | /r/Greentext

Do you larp to increase gains? No.67262326 17 hours ago witcher.jpg JPG 57.2 KiB 500x565 >pretend I'm Geralt >start mixing my protein shakes with strong alcohol like they're witcher potions >meditate in between sets >take notes of various creatures around the gym (roiders, hambeasts, lanklets, etc...) and their behaviour/weaknesses >try to haggle with the qt cashier for lower gym membership : >loudly say "damn you're ugly" before lifts >lifts skyrocket >gains skyrocket Is larping good for gains or am I just autistic?
Do you larp to increase gains? No.67262326 17 hours ago witcher.jpg JPG 57.2 KiB 500x565 >pretend I'm Geralt >start mixing my protein shakes with strong alcohol like they're witcher potions >meditate in between sets >take notes of various creatures around the gym (roiders, hambeasts, lanklets, etc...) and their behaviour/weaknesses >try to haggle with the qt cashier for lower gym membership : >loudly say "damn you're ugly" before lifts >lifts skyrocket >gains skyrocket Is larping good for gains or am I just autistic?

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anon gives the right response | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 164 KB JPG 1 Reply 07/28/22(Thu)10:06:49 No.882861752 >at the club >this swede in the swedish national unisex dress slaps your gf's ass how do you respond Anonymous >>882861752 (OP) # I slap his ass with my gf's c---. View Thread 07/28/22(Thu)10:09:06 No.882861856
Anonymous 164 KB JPG 1 Reply 07/28/22(Thu)10:06:49 No.882861752 >at the club >this swede in the swedish national unisex dress slaps your gf's ass how do you respond Anonymous >>882861752 (OP) # I slap his ass with my gf's c---. View Thread 07/28/22(Thu)10:09:06 No.882861856

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Big Unga Bunga Energy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 50 KB JPG 09/14/21(Tue) 13:09:11 No.570829076 >Playing MMO >Walk up to rando >Start jumping >They jump too It's the little things, lads.
: Anonymous 50 KB JPG 09/14/21(Tue) 13:09:11 No.570829076 >Playing MMO >Walk up to rando >Start jumping >They jump too It's the little things, lads.

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anon realizes willy wonka is extremely based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous FHOVIECLING 1.59 MB GIF 07/28/22(Thu)04:43:17 No.882849441 >Wonka shows a 9-year-old child a shrink ray >Child uses the shrink ray as any child would >Wonka disqualifies him from the competition for this because having fun is bad 39 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous FHOVIECLING 1.59 MB GIF 07/28/22(Thu)04:43:17 No.882849441 >Wonka shows a 9-year-old child a shrink ray >Child uses the shrink ray as any child would >Wonka disqualifies him from the competition for this because having fun is bad 39 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anon meets a hero | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 hours ago >1 in the morning >GF at the time wanted to get food and rent a movie to fool around to before bed 434656828 >Stop by a redbox at a walgreens near her place >Black guy dressed like f------ Peter Pan or something pulls up to us in his car by the redbox >Figure, "oh s--- here we go, going to have to fight some nog" >"Nah y'all don't need to be paying for that now, f--- a redbox my dude" >Hands us a Wal-Mart bag filled with about 40 burnt disks with recent movie titles on them >Backseat is full of these bags >Go to shake his hand and say "Jesus man, thanks. What's your name?" >"Who me? Y'all can just call me... N---- ROBIN HOOD!" >Dude peels out of the parking lot and speeds off into the night >GF and I confused as f--- >Go home, put in the disks >About half of the movies are HD rips of what the disks says they are, other half are actually just filled to the brim with new brazzers scenes Unironically the most based dude I've ever met 6 REPLIES
Anonymous 6 hours ago >1 in the morning >GF at the time wanted to get food and rent a movie to fool around to before bed 434656828 >Stop by a redbox at a walgreens near her place >Black guy dressed like f------ Peter Pan or something pulls up to us in his car by the redbox >Figure, "oh s--- here we go, going to have to fight some nog" >"Nah y'all don't need to be paying for that now, f--- a redbox my dude" >Hands us a Wal-Mart bag filled with about 40 burnt disks with recent movie titles on them >Backseat is full of these bags >Go to shake his hand and say "Jesus man, thanks. What's your name?" >"Who me? Y'all can just call me... N---- ROBIN HOOD!" >Dude peels out of the parking lot and speeds off into the night >GF and I confused as f--- >Go home, put in the disks >About half of the movies are HD rips of what the disks says they are, other half are actually just filled to the brim with new brazzers scenes Unironically the most based dude I've ever met 6 REPLIES

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Anon hates zoomer speak | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>607290490 # >finna I will tolerate "fr fr", I will tolerate "bussin", I will tolerate "cap", but "finna" is the most F------ retarded s--- I ever heard in my life. It's just a retarded and harder way to say "gonna" and I f------ hate, HATE, HATE!!!!!!!!! it. 07/28/22(Thu)17:52:55 No.607292610 >>607292767 # >>607294636 # >>607295851 # >>607296262 # >>607296403 # Anonymous EL 07/28/22(Thu)17:54:47 No.607292767 >>607292610 # Imao this anon finna blow a fuse over text on a screen
: Anonymous >>607290490 # >finna I will tolerate "fr fr", I will tolerate "bussin", I will tolerate "cap", but "finna" is the most F------ retarded s--- I ever heard in my life. It's just a retarded and harder way to say "gonna" and I f------ hate, HATE, HATE!!!!!!!!! it. 07/28/22(Thu)17:52:55 No.607292610 >>607292767 # >>607294636 # >>607295851 # >>607296262 # >>607296403 # Anonymous EL 07/28/22(Thu)17:54:47 No.607292767 >>607292610 # Imao this anon finna blow a fuse over text on a screen

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Sweet but Psycho | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 07/27/22(Wed)16:12:54 No.69581130 >be me, bpd schizo >have huge crush on loser guy >somehow another girl likes him >she happens to be close to my friend >scheming.jpg >i cant have competition, devise a plan >remember my knowledge of homemade poisons >i buy cherries, eat them all >crush pits into a powder and mix with water >cyanide.jpg >make cookies and bring to school >before lunch i douse the cookies in my unholy concoction >having lunch w the girl, she doesn't suspect a thing >offer her a cookie >mfw when she accepts and eats it >mfw when later i find out she went to the hospital and almost died >mfw they still havent caught me me and the guy are dating now
: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 07/27/22(Wed)16:12:54 No.69581130 >be me, bpd schizo >have huge crush on loser guy >somehow another girl likes him >she happens to be close to my friend >scheming.jpg >i cant have competition, devise a plan >remember my knowledge of homemade poisons >i buy cherries, eat them all >crush pits into a powder and mix with water >cyanide.jpg >make cookies and bring to school >before lunch i douse the cookies in my unholy concoction >having lunch w the girl, she doesn't suspect a thing >offer her a cookie >mfw when she accepts and eats it >mfw when later i find out she went to the hospital and almost died >mfw they still havent caught me me and the guy are dating now

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Oh no no no | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 16 KB JPG 07/28/22(Thu)17:18:12 No.882876172 >be me >come home after work >gf isn't around >see pantys, a skirt and a bra on my bed >water sounds, there is someone in the shower, i assume she is taking a shower >grab the panties >there is a yellowish-brown crust-stain of discharge all across the underwear >im horny >pull out my c--- >smell the panties and scratch the crust for a better smell >crust pieces get under my nails >start masturbating >i c-- in 2 minutes or less >laying on bed >clean my d--- with the panties >turn on my cellphone >get a whatsapp text from gf "Can you pick me up please? ran out of gas, in my mom's house" >start to panic >WHO IS IN MY F------ SHOWER? >knock the door with anger and fear >"Is it you anon?" >its my f------ sister >I forgot she was going to pay me a visit today and she have a copy of my keys >i try to stay calm >tell her its fine, that i have to pick up my girlfriend ARRRHHHHHH I MASTUBATED TO MY SISTER UNDERWEAR WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!! I want to cry im so f----- up, even is no one ever knows I KNOW, I feel like im dirty and disgusting.
: Anonymous 16 KB JPG 07/28/22(Thu)17:18:12 No.882876172 >be me >come home after work >gf isn't around >see pantys, a skirt and a bra on my bed >water sounds, there is someone in the shower, i assume she is taking a shower >grab the panties >there is a yellowish-brown crust-stain of discharge all across the underwear >im horny >pull out my c--- >smell the panties and scratch the crust for a better smell >crust pieces get under my nails >start masturbating >i c-- in 2 minutes or less >laying on bed >clean my d--- with the panties >turn on my cellphone >get a whatsapp text from gf "Can you pick me up please? ran out of gas, in my mom's house" >start to panic >WHO IS IN MY F------ SHOWER? >knock the door with anger and fear >"Is it you anon?" >its my f------ sister >I forgot she was going to pay me a visit today and she have a copy of my keys >i try to stay calm >tell her its fine, that i have to pick up my girlfriend ARRRHHHHHH I MASTUBATED TO MY SISTER UNDERWEAR WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!! I want to cry im so f----- up, even is no one ever knows I KNOW, I feel like im dirty and disgusting.

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Anon loves his music | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 38 KB JPG 07/29/22(Fri)00:37:22 No.69592400 >be driving new girlfriend back home >deathcore music comes on >my favorite >she doesn't seem to enjoy it >switch the music >its now a little japanese girl singing cheerfully >she tells me to turn it off I dumped her afterwards.
: Anonymous 38 KB JPG 07/29/22(Fri)00:37:22 No.69592400 >be driving new girlfriend back home >deathcore music comes on >my favorite >she doesn't seem to enjoy it >switch the music >its now a little japanese girl singing cheerfully >she tells me to turn it off I dumped her afterwards.

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Spiderbro saves the day | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 222 KB JPG 07/22/22(Fri)03:37:56 No.4246494 >>4244612 (OP) # >Sitting in room >Shitposting on chan >Drunk brother leaves door wide >>4246621 # open >Two or three flies get in and are flying around >Keep flying around, annoying as f--- >Grab the salt gun and prepare >Buzzing stops, flies nowhere to be seen >Get up and start hunting them, bug-a-salt ready >Spider bros already took care of the flies >Thanks spider bros!
: Anonymous 222 KB JPG 07/22/22(Fri)03:37:56 No.4246494 >>4244612 (OP) # >Sitting in room >Shitposting on chan >Drunk brother leaves door wide >>4246621 # open >Two or three flies get in and are flying around >Keep flying around, annoying as f--- >Grab the salt gun and prepare >Buzzing stops, flies nowhere to be seen >Get up and start hunting them, bug-a-salt ready >Spider bros already took care of the flies >Thanks spider bros!

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wholesome anon | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 09/11/20 (Fri)02:45:28 No.14720128 >>14720173 File: itssadman.png (102 KB, 549x413) >be me >mom always baked for me and my dad >would bake something new literally every other day >one day get bullied pretty horribly, 5th grade >come home crying >mom bakes me some lemon cake >not crying anymore >be me seven years later >mom has progressively gotten sicker and sicker >tender spot in her temple >still makes baked treats for me and dad >one day get pulled out of school by dad >tells me mom collapsed in living room and he had to take her to the emergency room >we go, she isn't even conscious >doctor says it was a brain aneurysm >tells us to come back tomorrow, patients usually wake up the next day >go home >brownies on counter >tray on floor >the next day she's dead >she left me her recipes >try to recreate what she made but i just cant, it just doesnt taste the same, its missing something >i know what it was missing now I miss you mom.
O Anonymous 09/11/20 (Fri)02:45:28 No.14720128 >>14720173 File: itssadman.png (102 KB, 549x413) >be me >mom always baked for me and my dad >would bake something new literally every other day >one day get bullied pretty horribly, 5th grade >come home crying >mom bakes me some lemon cake >not crying anymore >be me seven years later >mom has progressively gotten sicker and sicker >tender spot in her temple >still makes baked treats for me and dad >one day get pulled out of school by dad >tells me mom collapsed in living room and he had to take her to the emergency room >we go, she isn't even conscious >doctor says it was a brain aneurysm >tells us to come back tomorrow, patients usually wake up the next day >go home >brownies on counter >tray on floor >the next day she's dead >she left me her recipes >try to recreate what she made but i just cant, it just doesnt taste the same, its missing something >i know what it was missing now I miss you mom.

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Working with w*men | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11.24-1 19 KB JPG 07/28/22(Thu)04:23:35 No.882845438 >be me >i ask my co worker (girl) some questions about the team work we are supposed to make together (i don't have any friends at work so pretty much we were forced to labor together because the supervisor says so) >at the end of the talk i sent this sticker in pic related and say "Thanks!" >she somewhat thinks the frogs having sex and accuse me of sexual harrasment Cmon now, the apus are just hugging and i just tried to be friendly! Why are women like this? She is unironically sabotaging our own carreers
: Anonymous 11.24-1 19 KB JPG 07/28/22(Thu)04:23:35 No.882845438 >be me >i ask my co worker (girl) some questions about the team work we are supposed to make together (i don't have any friends at work so pretty much we were forced to labor together because the supervisor says so) >at the end of the talk i sent this sticker in pic related and say "Thanks!" >she somewhat thinks the frogs having sex and accuse me of sexual harrasment Cmon now, the apus are just hugging and i just tried to be friendly! Why are women like this? She is unironically sabotaging our own carreers

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Anon has an issue | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10 KB JPG 07/28/22(Thu)15:38:16 >sit on public toilet >balls dip in the bowl
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Anon has family over | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I F----- UP I F----- UP I F---(...) 23 KB PNG 07/28/22(Thu)14:20:39 No.88284621 first time greentexting, idk how this works but have to get this off my chest >be me >have c-- jar (I know) >sometimes throw small random s--- in there, bread crumbs, dead insects, that stuff >largest object there is a condom (unused, I was just testing something out) >have it just for the laughs, nothing creepy or anything >feelsgoodman >store in jar >le me 30 min ago >family members comes over for mom's birthday >bust a quick one before they arrive >jar is full of this, has dense and dark colour from all the s--- Ive thrown in there >feel kinda proud >hide it well under bed >go downstairs >interaction.exe >15 min pass. realize I forgot phone in room >go quickly >open room >mom and cousin are there >mom is dusting shelves, cousing is brooming under bed >before i can react to what was happening hear clank sound >jar falls over and rolls towards her >"whats this anon" >cousin opens it >mfw she sniffs it >I can see her gag >instant boner >fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck >mumble something out abt a science project with condensed milk >condom inside is CLEARLY visible, change of light reflection makes it obvious aff >snatch jar from her hands >phone too on my way out >rush to bathroom >sitting on toilet what the f--- do I do? maybe I should just j------- again before its all over? is there any way I can survive this?
: Anonymous I F----- UP I F----- UP I F---(...) 23 KB PNG 07/28/22(Thu)14:20:39 No.88284621 first time greentexting, idk how this works but have to get this off my chest >be me >have c-- jar (I know) >sometimes throw small random s--- in there, bread crumbs, dead insects, that stuff >largest object there is a condom (unused, I was just testing something out) >have it just for the laughs, nothing creepy or anything >feelsgoodman >store in jar >le me 30 min ago >family members comes over for mom's birthday >bust a quick one before they arrive >jar is full of this, has dense and dark colour from all the s--- Ive thrown in there >feel kinda proud >hide it well under bed >go downstairs >interaction.exe >15 min pass. realize I forgot phone in room >go quickly >open room >mom and cousin are there >mom is dusting shelves, cousing is brooming under bed >before i can react to what was happening hear clank sound >jar falls over and rolls towards her >"whats this anon" >cousin opens it >mfw she sniffs it >I can see her gag >instant boner >fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck >mumble something out abt a science project with condensed milk >condom inside is CLEARLY visible, change of light reflection makes it obvious aff >snatch jar from her hands >phone too on my way out >rush to bathroom >sitting on toilet what the f--- do I do? maybe I should just j------- again before its all over? is there any way I can survive this?

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