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: Anonymous 01/27/21 (Wed)12:22:34 No.54207739C >>542071209 (OP) # >the year is 2022 >gamestop market cap is now valued at 50 billion dollars >visit my local gamestop 111 KB JPG >the smell of urine, body odor and energy drink burps, no longer present in the air, instead replaced by a trail of petunias and daffodils leading to the revolving door entrance >leave my coat with the doorman and check myself in before walking into the air conditioned 2,000 square foot three story building with valet service >immediately greeted by the sounds of Vivaldi's Spring performed by the shop's string quartet on the way in >walk past the marble water fountains and roman pillars to the used blu-ray aisle >pick up a $3 copy of the classic Nicolas Cage film Drive Angry >guy in a tuxedo at the checkout puts on his white gloves and bags it for me while I enjoy a spoonful of complimentary caviar >sign up for the preorder list of Kerbal Space Program 2 and leave my signature in the guestbook >bellboy carries my bag for me to the entrance and wishes me a good evening
: Anonymous 01/27/21 (Wed)12:22:34 No.54207739C >>542071209 (OP) # >the year is 2022 >gamestop market cap is now valued at 50 billion dollars >visit my local gamestop 111 KB JPG >the smell of urine, body odor and energy drink burps, no longer present in the air, instead replaced by a trail of petunias and daffodils leading to the revolving door entrance >leave my coat with the doorman and check myself in before walking into the air conditioned 2,000 square foot three story building with valet service >immediately greeted by the sounds of Vivaldi's Spring performed by the shop's string quartet on the way in >walk past the marble water fountains and roman pillars to the used blu-ray aisle >pick up a $3 copy of the classic Nicolas Cage film Drive Angry >guy in a tuxedo at the checkout puts on his white gloves and bags it for me while I enjoy a spoonful of complimentary caviar >sign up for the preorder list of Kerbal Space Program 2 and leave my signature in the guestbook >bellboy carries my bag for me to the entrance and wishes me a good evening

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Anon goes to an alt reality | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/11/22(Thu)03:37:46 No.883689730 >>883689959 >>883691691 >wake up this morning >weigh self >179 lbs >take massive, nearly mind altering s--- >curiosity.jpg >step back on scale >181 lbs what happened here b? did i possibly s--- myself into an alternate reality where i am 2 lbs heavier? Anonymous 08/11/22(Thu)03:41:55 No.883689825 Yes
Anonymous 08/11/22(Thu)03:37:46 No.883689730 >>883689959 >>883691691 >wake up this morning >weigh self >179 lbs >take massive, nearly mind altering s--- >curiosity.jpg >step back on scale >181 lbs what happened here b? did i possibly s--- myself into an alternate reality where i am 2 lbs heavier? Anonymous 08/11/22(Thu)03:41:55 No.883689825 Yes

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Anon’s mom is the impostor | /r/Greentext

ooooooo 1000000000 Casas oooooor 207 KB JPG MY MOM IS MANIPULATING AND CONTROLING ME > be me > 18, virgin > got mental breakdown cuz I have no friends > my moms reaction was: "w-- anon you dont need friends you have family" > I remember that she already told this to me when I was 15 yo > "They all have GFs just to look manly anon" I wasnt allowed going out until I was 18 no joke guys. > Now i put these things together > my mom doesnt love me she just want to control me cuz she literally can see every flaw in me > she knows about my depression, anxiety and she doesnt care > she just care only about that I dont drink and I am just studying > She literally made up my social awkwardness (I was really extroverted in my youth) just to control me. She didnt allow me to socialize. What to do? I cant move out yet cuz I have no money what would you do on my place? Now I am working on getting some friends
ooooooo 1000000000 Casas oooooor 207 KB JPG MY MOM IS MANIPULATING AND CONTROLING ME > be me > 18, virgin > got mental breakdown cuz I have no friends > my moms reaction was: "w-- anon you dont need friends you have family" > I remember that she already told this to me when I was 15 yo > "They all have GFs just to look manly anon" I wasnt allowed going out until I was 18 no joke guys. > Now i put these things together > my mom doesnt love me she just want to control me cuz she literally can see every flaw in me > she knows about my depression, anxiety and she doesnt care > she just care only about that I dont drink and I am just studying > She literally made up my social awkwardness (I was really extroverted in my youth) just to control me. She didnt allow me to socialize. What to do? I cant move out yet cuz I have no money what would you do on my place? Now I am working on getting some friends

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Anon is a smegma | /r/Greentext

6h (9/4 10:16) 569636875 JPG 771KB (3024 × 3024) 1 Reply >windows 7 that hasn't been updated in over 5 years >download pirated games from russian sites monthly >watch pn daily >do all my banking on the same computer living on the edge
6h (9/4 10:16) 569636875 JPG 771KB (3024 × 3024) 1 Reply >windows 7 that hasn't been updated in over 5 years >download pirated games from russian sites monthly >watch pn daily >do all my banking on the same computer living on the edge

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most socially aware 4channer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 34 KB JPG 08/11/22(Thu)15:19:54 No.69770100 >be me >dating an 8.5/10 for 1 year >sex everyday >she wants to try something new >wants me to degrade her "you're dumb and your sister is better than you" >breaks up with me
Anonymous 34 KB JPG 08/11/22(Thu)15:19:54 No.69770100 >be me >dating an 8.5/10 for 1 year >sex everyday >she wants to try something new >wants me to degrade her "you're dumb and your sister is better than you" >breaks up with me

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Black Anon gets his Karma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous GAMES? 45 KB JPG : Anonymous 10 KB JPG 08/11/22(Thu)19:20:33 No.608682034 >be me >black anon >get on mic in a multiplayer lobby >say word >kicked from lobby >money stolen Explain to me how this is fair. 08/11/22(Thu)19:23:23 No.608682224 >>608682034 (OP) # >money stolen >implying you didn't steal it
: Anonymous GAMES? 45 KB JPG : Anonymous 10 KB JPG 08/11/22(Thu)19:20:33 No.608682034 >be me >black anon >get on mic in a multiplayer lobby >say word >kicked from lobby >money stolen Explain to me how this is fair. 08/11/22(Thu)19:23:23 No.608682224 >>608682034 (OP) # >money stolen >implying you didn't steal it

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Anons gf gets potassium iodide | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Potassium lodide 208 KB PNG 08/11/22(Thu)18:21:48 No.69768937 >be me >live near Ukraine >gf is paranoid gets potassium iodide tablets >eats 10 of them >gets thyroid cancer >mfw gf is autistic
: Anonymous Potassium lodide 208 KB PNG 08/11/22(Thu)18:21:48 No.69768937 >be me >live near Ukraine >gf is paranoid gets potassium iodide tablets >eats 10 of them >gets thyroid cancer >mfw gf is autistic

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Anons discuss Harry Potter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/10/22 (Wed)20:44:27 No.172401645 ► >>172406368 >>172406527 >>172418866 >>172420300 >>172422733 >>172424269 >>172428709 >>172431435 >>172432789 >>172432869 >>172433220 >>172434839 >>172441229 >>172447589 >P000000-TTEEEEEER >DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT BY WAY OF THE POLYJUICE POTION FORCE YOUNG DRACO MALFROY TO TRANSFORM INTO A CUTE ANIME GIRL AND GANGRAPE HER FOR HOURS IN THE GRYFFINDOR COMMONS? >THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY TWO POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR, ONE FOR EACH LOAD CURRENTLY OOZING OUT OF MISS DRACO'S TIGHT HENTAI SNATCH Anonymous 08/10/22 (Wed)22:19:31 No.172404036 >>172407727 >>172407967 >>172409532 >>172409956 >>172411079 >>172412075 >>172413415 >>172414191 2417602 >>172422911 >>172423009 >>172423495 >>172423752 >>172423778 >>172423840 >>172431572 >>172432854>>172434604>>172434900 >>172435720 >>172436207 2436332 >>172436366 >>172438160 >>172442447 >>172442697 >>172443295 >>172444397 >>172446231 9CB4C736-E450-4094-B71D-B(...).jpg (99 KB, 1073x810) >>172399710 (OP) HAAAAARRRRRYYYYY POTTTERRRRRR!!!!! DID YOU ENCHANT THE HUFFLEPUFF MIRRORS TO ONLY SHOW THEIR PRE TRANSITION GENDER?!?! HAGRID'S BEEN CLEARING OUT THE BODIES FOR HOURS NOW! I SAW FEWER FALLING FRUITS IN A SAN FRANCISCO HURRICANE! Anonymous 08/10/22(Wed)22:05:44 No.172403677 ► >>172411755 >>172419181 >>172420584>>172424445 >>172431501 >>172431738 >>172432854>>172433019 172440851 e: 9409062E-C53B-4A48-B08B-1(...).jpg (262 KB, 1508x2100) >"CHO CHANG!!! DID YOU PUT A BAT IN THE GOBLET OF DINNER?!!!" Dumbledore enquired serenely Anonymous 08/11/22(Thu)01:38:40 No.172410192 ► >>172410846 >>172411450 >>172412016 >>172414127 >>172414777 >>172419115 >>172421943 >>172422039 >172423623 >>172426196 >>172428382 >>172428548 >>172428800 >>172432908 >>172435167 >>172439395 >>172439885 >>172441409 >>172443358 >As he stretched his legs through the Great Hall, Harry caught sight of Ginny holding hands with Dean Thomas. He felt a pang of jealousy and again wondered who he should take to the Yule Ball. >"I don't approve of it either, Harry," Dumbledore said, having stretched his legs silently up to Harry's side and taking him by surprise, "Never have, never will." >"Professor?" said Harry, confused as to what the half-moon bespectacled old wizard was referring to. >"Miscegenation." He gave Harry a long and serious look before stretching his legs towards the door. After a few long strides he turned back and said "Just because I'm gay, doesn't mean that I don't care for the future of the white race. Heil Hitler." >"Heil Hitler." Harry responded before he had a chance to think about what he was saying. >A sudden outburst of sobbing made Harry twist around in time to see Ching Chong stretching her legs towards the bathroom. >Harry sighed and stretched his legs after her, rehearsing in his mind how he would explain to her that he considered her to be an honorary A----.
Anonymous 08/10/22 (Wed)20:44:27 No.172401645 ► >>172406368 >>172406527 >>172418866 >>172420300 >>172422733 >>172424269 >>172428709 >>172431435 >>172432789 >>172432869 >>172433220 >>172434839 >>172441229 >>172447589 >P000000-TTEEEEEER >DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT BY WAY OF THE POLYJUICE POTION FORCE YOUNG DRACO MALFROY TO TRANSFORM INTO A CUTE ANIME GIRL AND GANGRAPE HER FOR HOURS IN THE GRYFFINDOR COMMONS? >THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY TWO POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR, ONE FOR EACH LOAD CURRENTLY OOZING OUT OF MISS DRACO'S TIGHT HENTAI SNATCH Anonymous 08/10/22 (Wed)22:19:31 No.172404036 >>172407727 >>172407967 >>172409532 >>172409956 >>172411079 >>172412075 >>172413415 >>172414191 2417602 >>172422911 >>172423009 >>172423495 >>172423752 >>172423778 >>172423840 >>172431572 >>172432854>>172434604>>172434900 >>172435720 >>172436207 2436332 >>172436366 >>172438160 >>172442447 >>172442697 >>172443295 >>172444397 >>172446231 9CB4C736-E450-4094-B71D-B(...).jpg (99 KB, 1073x810) >>172399710 (OP) HAAAAARRRRRYYYYY POTTTERRRRRR!!!!! DID YOU ENCHANT THE HUFFLEPUFF MIRRORS TO ONLY SHOW THEIR PRE TRANSITION GENDER?!?! HAGRID'S BEEN CLEARING OUT THE BODIES FOR HOURS NOW! I SAW FEWER FALLING FRUITS IN A SAN FRANCISCO HURRICANE! Anonymous 08/10/22(Wed)22:05:44 No.172403677 ► >>172411755 >>172419181 >>172420584>>172424445 >>172431501 >>172431738 >>172432854>>172433019 172440851 e: 9409062E-C53B-4A48-B08B-1(...).jpg (262 KB, 1508x2100) >"CHO CHANG!!! DID YOU PUT A BAT IN THE GOBLET OF DINNER?!!!" Dumbledore enquired serenely Anonymous 08/11/22(Thu)01:38:40 No.172410192 ► >>172410846 >>172411450 >>172412016 >>172414127 >>172414777 >>172419115 >>172421943 >>172422039 >172423623 >>172426196 >>172428382 >>172428548 >>172428800 >>172432908 >>172435167 >>172439395 >>172439885 >>172441409 >>172443358 >As he stretched his legs through the Great Hall, Harry caught sight of Ginny holding hands with Dean Thomas. He felt a pang of jealousy and again wondered who he should take to the Yule Ball. >"I don't approve of it either, Harry," Dumbledore said, having stretched his legs silently up to Harry's side and taking him by surprise, "Never have, never will." >"Professor?" said Harry, confused as to what the half-moon bespectacled old wizard was referring to. >"Miscegenation." He gave Harry a long and serious look before stretching his legs towards the door. After a few long strides he turned back and said "Just because I'm gay, doesn't mean that I don't care for the future of the white race. Heil Hitler." >"Heil Hitler." Harry responded before he had a chance to think about what he was saying. >A sudden outburst of sobbing made Harry twist around in time to see Ching Chong stretching her legs towards the bathroom. >Harry sighed and stretched his legs after her, rehearsing in his mind how he would explain to her that he considered her to be an honorary A----.

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anon wipes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/11/22(Thu)04:26:09 No.883689466 gigachad.jpg 33 KB JPG >take massive s--- >wipe >no poop on the paper, just blood
: Anonymous 08/11/22(Thu)04:26:09 No.883689466 gigachad.jpg 33 KB JPG >take massive s--- >wipe >no poop on the paper, just blood

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Anon doesnt like old people | /r/Greentext

[=] File (hide): 1642358988016.png (716.72 KB, 1320x1076, new533426.png) PRIORITY SEAT Be considerate. Give up this seat to a passenger with special needs. Chud 01/16/22 (Sun) 18:49:48 No.212977 [Reply] >>213012 >I'm le old >therefore the seat is mine polician Respect Your Elders
[=] File (hide): 1642358988016.png (716.72 KB, 1320x1076, new533426.png) PRIORITY SEAT Be considerate. Give up this seat to a passenger with special needs. Chud 01/16/22 (Sun) 18:49:48 No.212977 [Reply] >>213012 >I'm le old >therefore the seat is mine polician Respect Your Elders

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Anons discuss the finer things | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: e7lcS21K) 2 45 KB JPG >>15507405 # 06/18/22(Sat)09:32:57 No.15507393 >>15505732 (OP) # When a giraffe swallows food, how long does it take for the food to travel down it's throat and to it's stomach : Anonymous (ID: 1/yliour 06/18/22(Sat) 09:35:30 No.15507405 >>15507393 # Idk man but I bet it feels like how a piano feels when you run a finger from the high key all the way to the low key.
: Anonymous (ID: e7lcS21K) 2 45 KB JPG >>15507405 # 06/18/22(Sat)09:32:57 No.15507393 >>15505732 (OP) # When a giraffe swallows food, how long does it take for the food to travel down it's throat and to it's stomach : Anonymous (ID: 1/yliour 06/18/22(Sat) 09:35:30 No.15507405 >>15507393 # Idk man but I bet it feels like how a piano feels when you run a finger from the high key all the way to the low key.

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Anon is standmaxxer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous standmaxxing 177 KB JPG 08/11/22(Thu)12:17:38 No.69766496 >be me >standmaxxing at grandma's funeral >my mom tells me to sit down because mass is starting >told her i cant because im standmaxxing >get beaten by my father why are boomers like this? 08/11/22(Thu)12:21:02 No.69766524 : Anonymous >>69766496 (OP) # W-- is standmaxxing? You f------ comes up with a new words every single day. >get beaten by my father Based dad
: Anonymous standmaxxing 177 KB JPG 08/11/22(Thu)12:17:38 No.69766496 >be me >standmaxxing at grandma's funeral >my mom tells me to sit down because mass is starting >told her i cant because im standmaxxing >get beaten by my father why are boomers like this? 08/11/22(Thu)12:21:02 No.69766524 : Anonymous >>69766496 (OP) # W-- is standmaxxing? You f------ comes up with a new words every single day. >get beaten by my father Based dad

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anon meets a girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/11/22(Thu)16:01:29 No.883695663 >be me few months back >meet a cute girl >hit it off, she's super adorable and appears tradwife material >simps for me like crazy, obedient, loves to make me happy >at the same time has dreams, ambitions and takes her job seriously >encourages me to continue being independent and still see my friends etc 5 KB JPG >ffw few days back >tells me a s-- story about how 5 years ago she was a different person >turns out she had a whole "phase" back then where her diet consisted of random black d--- and cocaine but she "left all that behind" >instantly loses half of value in my eyes, can't even look at her without seeing her being f----- and dumped by degenerates What do I do anons, I just got invested and we were doing so well, why do women have to ruin themselves. like this
: Anonymous 08/11/22(Thu)16:01:29 No.883695663 >be me few months back >meet a cute girl >hit it off, she's super adorable and appears tradwife material >simps for me like crazy, obedient, loves to make me happy >at the same time has dreams, ambitions and takes her job seriously >encourages me to continue being independent and still see my friends etc 5 KB JPG >ffw few days back >tells me a s-- story about how 5 years ago she was a different person >turns out she had a whole "phase" back then where her diet consisted of random black d--- and cocaine but she "left all that behind" >instantly loses half of value in my eyes, can't even look at her without seeing her being f----- and dumped by degenerates What do I do anons, I just got invested and we were doing so well, why do women have to ruin themselves. like this

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Anon gets bullied | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10 KB JPG Anonymous 114 KB PNG We are truly the real winners Anonymous 411 KB JPG >>52772696 # 06/05/19(Wed)17:57:40 No.52771831 Anonymous Why do yall make fun of virgins? 411 KB JPG >No STD's >No toxic exes >No child support >>52772118 # >>52772175 # >>52772688 # >>52772696 # >>52772722 # >>52773112 # >>52773312 # >>52773328 # >>52773372 # >>52773532 # >Can't get #Metoo'd if become famous >Save tons of money 06/05/19(Wed)18:01:50 No.52771891 >>52771831 (OP) # Found the virgin 06/05/19(Wed)18:17:12 No.52772118 >>52771891 # F----- virgin lol 06/05/19(Wed)18:20:51 No.52772175 >>52771891 # Haha wusup you virgin
: Anonymous 10 KB JPG Anonymous 114 KB PNG We are truly the real winners Anonymous 411 KB JPG >>52772696 # 06/05/19(Wed)17:57:40 No.52771831 Anonymous Why do yall make fun of virgins? 411 KB JPG >No STD's >No toxic exes >No child support >>52772118 # >>52772175 # >>52772688 # >>52772696 # >>52772722 # >>52773112 # >>52773312 # >>52773328 # >>52773372 # >>52773532 # >Can't get #Metoo'd if become famous >Save tons of money 06/05/19(Wed)18:01:50 No.52771891 >>52771831 (OP) # Found the virgin 06/05/19(Wed)18:17:12 No.52772118 >>52771891 # F----- virgin lol 06/05/19(Wed)18:20:51 No.52772175 >>52771891 # Haha wusup you virgin

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Anon has a revelation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 96 KB JPG 08/11/22(Thu)08:38:22 No.69764119 >when using 4chan >sad, angry, stressed, lonely, hopeless >when not using 4chan >happy, positive, empathic, hopeful I honestly don't know why i keep coming back to this cesspool if i know i will just feel worse after using it, HELP 14 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
Anonymous 96 KB JPG 08/11/22(Thu)08:38:22 No.69764119 >when using 4chan >sad, angry, stressed, lonely, hopeless >when not using 4chan >happy, positive, empathic, hopeful I honestly don't know why i keep coming back to this cesspool if i know i will just feel worse after using it, HELP 14 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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Female anon's college love story | /r/Greentext

Ⓡ 106 KB JPG >be me at 21, college >Female virgin, never seen a real d---, overweight, well aware of 4chan... >Eating at a campus restaurant one day >Guy from the school comes up to me, asks me out >I stutter like crazy but mutter a yes >We go to a musical and go to dinner >He takes me back to his place >We cuddle on his couch >Things escalate, we make out >He asks me if I'm willing to give him a b------, I accept >He unzips, it's huge and circumcized >I start licking the tip >I put it in my mouth and go as deep as I can >Start going too deep and I gag >Gag again, trying to get it out >I throw up all over his c--- and balls >Throw up again all over his stomach >He throws up all over me >I start crying and walk out of the room >He says "it's ok please don't leave" >I say "you you you too" >I walk out of his place crying >I call my mom, tell her honestly about my night >She takes me to get Ice cream. >Mom says it's ok and her first time was awkward too >She also asks why I accepted a date from him considering he's the music teacher and he's 67 years old >I tell her I didn't know any better and that I'm of legal age so its ok I really wish I could've had another chance, professor Johnson, if you're out there, I loved the taste of your d---
Ⓡ 106 KB JPG >be me at 21, college >Female virgin, never seen a real d---, overweight, well aware of 4chan... >Eating at a campus restaurant one day >Guy from the school comes up to me, asks me out >I stutter like crazy but mutter a yes >We go to a musical and go to dinner >He takes me back to his place >We cuddle on his couch >Things escalate, we make out >He asks me if I'm willing to give him a b------, I accept >He unzips, it's huge and circumcized >I start licking the tip >I put it in my mouth and go as deep as I can >Start going too deep and I gag >Gag again, trying to get it out >I throw up all over his c--- and balls >Throw up again all over his stomach >He throws up all over me >I start crying and walk out of the room >He says "it's ok please don't leave" >I say "you you you too" >I walk out of his place crying >I call my mom, tell her honestly about my night >She takes me to get Ice cream. >Mom says it's ok and her first time was awkward too >She also asks why I accepted a date from him considering he's the music teacher and he's 67 years old >I tell her I didn't know any better and that I'm of legal age so its ok I really wish I could've had another chance, professor Johnson, if you're out there, I loved the taste of your d---

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Anon follows the gaming industry | /r/Greentext

PSS 22 KB JPG >Microsoft pays for Chip priority while having no games in 2022 Game Media: no coverage >Microsoft studios being very obviously mismanaged Media: no coverage >Microsoft, can't make their own IP's so they spend nearly 100 billion dollars taking IP's away from Nintendo and Sony Media: wholesome gamepass additions >Microsoft, kills highly rated IP's because they didn't sell well (I wonder why, it's almost like they took them from other platforms where they were loved, see banjo, conker, perfect dark etc) Media: actually those IP's weren't good >Microsoft: releases a proprietary expansion card that will never drop in price, while Sony allows for multiple m.2 types that dropped to below half the cost of the Seagate Xbox card Media: Seagate card is convenient! We don't know how to install the Sony one so Microsoft's way is better >Microsoft: launches halo unfinished even after over a year delay Media: halo is back and better than ever! (Alright this is a stretch) >Microsoft: adds shovelware to Gamepass for months on end while Sony's New service drops loads of great titles Media: gamepass will always be better! (Gives no reasoning) >Microsoft: DRM problems, means you don't even own some of the games you bought physically long term and when offline might be locked out forever at a certain point Media: no coverage, literally 0 coverage >Microsoft: accuses Sony of paying to keep games off of gamepass Media: EVERYONE LOOK! SONY BAD! SONY ANTICONSUMER! tell me I'm wrong, and I don't even like Sony, I just follow the industry.
PSS 22 KB JPG >Microsoft pays for Chip priority while having no games in 2022 Game Media: no coverage >Microsoft studios being very obviously mismanaged Media: no coverage >Microsoft, can't make their own IP's so they spend nearly 100 billion dollars taking IP's away from Nintendo and Sony Media: wholesome gamepass additions >Microsoft, kills highly rated IP's because they didn't sell well (I wonder why, it's almost like they took them from other platforms where they were loved, see banjo, conker, perfect dark etc) Media: actually those IP's weren't good >Microsoft: releases a proprietary expansion card that will never drop in price, while Sony allows for multiple m.2 types that dropped to below half the cost of the Seagate Xbox card Media: Seagate card is convenient! We don't know how to install the Sony one so Microsoft's way is better >Microsoft: launches halo unfinished even after over a year delay Media: halo is back and better than ever! (Alright this is a stretch) >Microsoft: adds shovelware to Gamepass for months on end while Sony's New service drops loads of great titles Media: gamepass will always be better! (Gives no reasoning) >Microsoft: DRM problems, means you don't even own some of the games you bought physically long term and when offline might be locked out forever at a certain point Media: no coverage, literally 0 coverage >Microsoft: accuses Sony of paying to keep games off of gamepass Media: EVERYONE LOOK! SONY BAD! SONY ANTICONSUMER! tell me I'm wrong, and I don't even like Sony, I just follow the industry.

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Horny Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 07/11/22(Mon)22:21:04 No.881875658 >be horny >go on doublelist >find post for girl looking to suck d--- >think with pp >send her a fully nude body shot with face >she asks for more and wants to know my name >send her more and tell her my name >she then blackmails me >threatens to send pictures of me to all my family members on facebook >jokes on her >I don't have Facebook >she doesn't know >I act scared and tell her to tell me where to send the money >she gives me her cashapp >I report it to the authorities and tell her I need a few days to gather the money >they continue to threaten me by sending my photos of my linked in account >not too long after, they get caught >get call from detective >turns out it's some 23 year old dude from California >I agree to testify in court >I am also sueing him for 100k for post traumatic stress and blackmailing >would share pics of chat but was advised not too as it can effect the case >going to have to await guilty charge until I can go ahead with sueing >this f----- is toast >I'm still horny
: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 07/11/22(Mon)22:21:04 No.881875658 >be horny >go on doublelist >find post for girl looking to suck d--- >think with pp >send her a fully nude body shot with face >she asks for more and wants to know my name >send her more and tell her my name >she then blackmails me >threatens to send pictures of me to all my family members on facebook >jokes on her >I don't have Facebook >she doesn't know >I act scared and tell her to tell me where to send the money >she gives me her cashapp >I report it to the authorities and tell her I need a few days to gather the money >they continue to threaten me by sending my photos of my linked in account >not too long after, they get caught >get call from detective >turns out it's some 23 year old dude from California >I agree to testify in court >I am also sueing him for 100k for post traumatic stress and blackmailing >would share pics of chat but was advised not too as it can effect the case >going to have to await guilty charge until I can go ahead with sueing >this f----- is toast >I'm still horny

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Anon on the po po | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 33 KB JPG 04/18/22(Mon)08:01:54 No.68264937 > You get to shoot people > You get to beat people up > You have authority over everyone > Absolutely no consequences. > People are surprised when narcissist psychos show up View Thread
: Anonymous 33 KB JPG 04/18/22(Mon)08:01:54 No.68264937 > You get to shoot people > You get to beat people up > You have authority over everyone > Absolutely no consequences. > People are surprised when narcissist psychos show up View Thread

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Anon’s daily routine | /r/Greentext

176 KB PNG >be me, 18 years old >Walking home from work at Wendy's since car broke down >Say goodbye to my crush who I just asked out, she's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen >Going down sketchy neighborhood >Large, ripped African man comes up to me and asks me for some cash >Threatens me saying I better give him some >It's dark, I'm scared as f--- >He says he's just f------ with me and laughs, tells me to stay safe >I laugh and start walking faster >Get home, relieved >Dad gets angry at me for getting home late >Smells the smoke on my breath >He beats the s--- out of me, I'm bleeding in 3 different places >He then beats my mom too for giving birth to me >Just then a window to my house breaks open >It's the guy who threatened to rob me as a joke >He says "ain't no one gonna beat that cute boy" >He rips off his pants and exposes his massive c--- >He slaps my dad with it, rapidly >My dad passes out >My mom and I cheer as the man picks us up in each arm >He takes us to the 24hr diner >Says he's gonna be our new dad >Asks my mom if he can have hot consentual sex with her >They f--- rapidly and my mom gives birth the next day to another man roughly my age >He makes out with me >I wake up >Face is still bruised, turns out the black man never broke in and saved my family >Dad comes in apologizing for the other night, says he will stop drinking >Crush texts me, for some reason I have no more feelings for her am I gay now?
176 KB PNG >be me, 18 years old >Walking home from work at Wendy's since car broke down >Say goodbye to my crush who I just asked out, she's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen >Going down sketchy neighborhood >Large, ripped African man comes up to me and asks me for some cash >Threatens me saying I better give him some >It's dark, I'm scared as f--- >He says he's just f------ with me and laughs, tells me to stay safe >I laugh and start walking faster >Get home, relieved >Dad gets angry at me for getting home late >Smells the smoke on my breath >He beats the s--- out of me, I'm bleeding in 3 different places >He then beats my mom too for giving birth to me >Just then a window to my house breaks open >It's the guy who threatened to rob me as a joke >He says "ain't no one gonna beat that cute boy" >He rips off his pants and exposes his massive c--- >He slaps my dad with it, rapidly >My dad passes out >My mom and I cheer as the man picks us up in each arm >He takes us to the 24hr diner >Says he's gonna be our new dad >Asks my mom if he can have hot consentual sex with her >They f--- rapidly and my mom gives birth the next day to another man roughly my age >He makes out with me >I wake up >Face is still bruised, turns out the black man never broke in and saved my family >Dad comes in apologizing for the other night, says he will stop drinking >Crush texts me, for some reason I have no more feelings for her am I gay now?

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