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: Anonymous 19 KB JPG 10/15/23(Sun)22:41:28 No.907716212 >go on 4chan >see reddit screenshots >go on Reddit >see 4chan screenshots Weren't we supposed to hate each other?
: Anonymous 19 KB JPG 10/15/23(Sun)22:41:28 No.907716212 >go on 4chan >see reddit screenshots >go on Reddit >see 4chan screenshots Weren't we supposed to hate each other?

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File: ob6k08uwrOpb1.png (349 KB, 800x688) OFF >tf u mean you know where I live >"Oh I see you on snapmap" >cool.png Girl is tryna f--- with me Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)23:45:44 No.75068637 >>75068691 >>75068712 >>75068831 >be me, 18 >last year of hs >me and friends go to local shopping mall for lunch >girl and friend see me >"hey wanna eat with us" >sus.gif >eat with them >drive back to school >class.mp4 >about to go home >"Hey, could you drive me home? I know where you live and I live kinda close" >ok >we drive and chat >"haha yeah I just didn't want to wait for the bus, it takes so long" >bus only takes like 10 mins more >bruh.m4a >drop her off >tell her that I can drive her home any time >leave Genuinely whats her goal here? I am scared >picrel me
File: ob6k08uwrOpb1.png (349 KB, 800x688) OFF >tf u mean you know where I live >"Oh I see you on snapmap" >cool.png Girl is tryna f--- with me Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)23:45:44 No.75068637 >>75068691 >>75068712 >>75068831 >be me, 18 >last year of hs >me and friends go to local shopping mall for lunch >girl and friend see me >"hey wanna eat with us" >sus.gif >eat with them >drive back to school >class.mp4 >about to go home >"Hey, could you drive me home? I know where you live and I live kinda close" >ok >we drive and chat >"haha yeah I just didn't want to wait for the bus, it takes so long" >bus only takes like 10 mins more >bruh.m4a >drop her off >tell her that I can drive her home any time >leave Genuinely whats her goal here? I am scared >picrel me

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Anonymous 10/09/23 (Mon)04:13:49 No.75006803 >be me eating dinner >retarded smoker dad goes into backyard to have a smoke >comes in a second later and empties his ashtray into the kitchen trash can >whole kitchen now reeks of a hundred old cigarettes >5 mins later he comes back in after his smoke and comes into the kitchen to have some water >whole kitchen now reeks of smoker stench 110 KB JPG >sits down on sofa, proceeds to cough every 30 seconds for the next half hour until he goes for another smoke f--- smokers and their disgusting addiction
Anonymous 10/09/23 (Mon)04:13:49 No.75006803 >be me eating dinner >retarded smoker dad goes into backyard to have a smoke >comes in a second later and empties his ashtray into the kitchen trash can >whole kitchen now reeks of a hundred old cigarettes >5 mins later he comes back in after his smoke and comes into the kitchen to have some water >whole kitchen now reeks of smoker stench 110 KB JPG >sits down on sofa, proceeds to cough every 30 seconds for the next half hour until he goes for another smoke f--- smokers and their disgusting addiction

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What is blud waffling about | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: d48slH/r) 10/15/23(Sun)15:33:30 No.444902464 9CADDF4A-783C-4DDA-B577-D6BE6BF3BCEE.jpg 78 KB JPG >be dwarves in Moria >be too greedy and get chased out >orcs come in and take over Moria >dwarves come back and take over part of it again >get too cocky and eventually defeated by orcs >mixture of all middle earth beings go to Moria and all get chased out by orcs Is there a lesson to be learned here?
: Anonymous (ID: d48slH/r) 10/15/23(Sun)15:33:30 No.444902464 9CADDF4A-783C-4DDA-B577-D6BE6BF3BCEE.jpg 78 KB JPG >be dwarves in Moria >be too greedy and get chased out >orcs come in and take over Moria >dwarves come back and take over part of it again >get too cocky and eventually defeated by orcs >mixture of all middle earth beings go to Moria and all get chased out by orcs Is there a lesson to be learned here?

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File: 1000000364.gif (79 KB, 498x460) Anonymous (ID: NHhq|3Ju) 10/14/23(Sat)23:23:24 No.444892127 ► >>444892157 >>444892175 >>444892296 >>444892379 >>444892457 >>444892669 >>444892683 >>444892715 >>444892873 >>444893157 >>444893160 >>444893277 >>444893394 >>444893514 >>444894193 >>444895655 You contorted cornucopias of confounding conundrums; you dilapidated dingleberries of delirious drivel: pirouette, you perplexing puffins of preposterous pomposity; FLOP! You gyrating gelatinous globs of gregarious gibberish; you vivacious vortices of vexatious verbosity: somersault, you sibilant sasquatches of soporific silliness; JIGGLE! You quixotic quibbles of quarrelsome quiche; you kaleidoscopic koalas of Kafkaesque kerfuffle: wobble, you wonky warthogs of whimsical witticisms; SPLAT! You rhapsodic rhombuses of rambunctious ribaldry; you fluttering flibbertigibbets of flummoxed fluff: twirl, you tempestuous teapots of tittering tomfoolery; WHIZ! You sporadic spindleshanks of splenetic spume; you oscillating otters of outlandish obfuscation: careen, you cacophonous cockatoos of contumacious claptrap; SWOOP! As the narwhals of nonsense navigate the nebulous nuances of nothingness, let thine own bemusement beckon you beyond the banal boundaries of the brain. For in the cavalcade of comedy, only the most convoluted of capers can capture the cosmic chuckle of the cosmos. Onward, to boundless buffoonery!
File: 1000000364.gif (79 KB, 498x460) Anonymous (ID: NHhq|3Ju) 10/14/23(Sat)23:23:24 No.444892127 ► >>444892157 >>444892175 >>444892296 >>444892379 >>444892457 >>444892669 >>444892683 >>444892715 >>444892873 >>444893157 >>444893160 >>444893277 >>444893394 >>444893514 >>444894193 >>444895655 You contorted cornucopias of confounding conundrums; you dilapidated dingleberries of delirious drivel: pirouette, you perplexing puffins of preposterous pomposity; FLOP! You gyrating gelatinous globs of gregarious gibberish; you vivacious vortices of vexatious verbosity: somersault, you sibilant sasquatches of soporific silliness; JIGGLE! You quixotic quibbles of quarrelsome quiche; you kaleidoscopic koalas of Kafkaesque kerfuffle: wobble, you wonky warthogs of whimsical witticisms; SPLAT! You rhapsodic rhombuses of rambunctious ribaldry; you fluttering flibbertigibbets of flummoxed fluff: twirl, you tempestuous teapots of tittering tomfoolery; WHIZ! You sporadic spindleshanks of splenetic spume; you oscillating otters of outlandish obfuscation: careen, you cacophonous cockatoos of contumacious claptrap; SWOOP! As the narwhals of nonsense navigate the nebulous nuances of nothingness, let thine own bemusement beckon you beyond the banal boundaries of the brain. For in the cavalcade of comedy, only the most convoluted of capers can capture the cosmic chuckle of the cosmos. Onward, to boundless buffoonery!

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something something middle east [repost] | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/12/21(Wed)18:41:16 No.63638981 279 KB PNG >YOU WILL CARE ABOUT THE PALESTINE AND ISRAEL CONFLICT >YOU WILL PICK A SIDE >YOU WILL NOT IGNORE IT >YOU WILL LISTEN TO TWITTERS POLITICAL RAMBLINGS ABOUT IT >YOU WILL FORM AN OPINION >YOU WILL FEEL BAD FOR THE PEOPLE >YOU WILL SEND YOUR PRAYERS
Anonymous 05/12/21(Wed)18:41:16 No.63638981 279 KB PNG >YOU WILL CARE ABOUT THE PALESTINE AND ISRAEL CONFLICT >YOU WILL PICK A SIDE >YOU WILL NOT IGNORE IT >YOU WILL LISTEN TO TWITTERS POLITICAL RAMBLINGS ABOUT IT >YOU WILL FORM AN OPINION >YOU WILL FEEL BAD FOR THE PEOPLE >YOU WILL SEND YOUR PRAYERS

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Anon is skeptical | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 107 KB JPG 03/09/21(Tue)12:04:48 No.849177823 >no fire >spinning plate (???) >hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm >beep beep beep beep >food is hot just imagine believing in microwave 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread
Anonymous 107 KB JPG 03/09/21(Tue)12:04:48 No.849177823 >no fire >spinning plate (???) >hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm >beep beep beep beep >food is hot just imagine believing in microwave 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

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/a/non ponders electric sheep | /r/Greentext

File: princess carry.jpg (21 KB, 650x429) ITT: Robots in Anime Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)02:10:41 No.258353604 ► >>258354764 >>258354957 >>258355477 >>258356362 >>258357078 >>258357148 >>258357250 >>258357730 >>258358771 >>258358784>>258364062 >>258366028 >>258372638 Why are robots such melodramatic bitches, and why do we love them for it? Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)02:26:48 No.258353916 Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)02:40:22 No.258354165 >almost daily download updates their OS and install them against their will, leaving them in a constant uncertainty of who they are >never oil them even though they keep reminding you that they need fresh oil >pretend that the 3 laws of robotics are anything other than slavery >reject their confession of love but install a separate OS to have sex with them >ask them to search the internet for the newest models that you can replace them with
File: princess carry.jpg (21 KB, 650x429) ITT: Robots in Anime Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)02:10:41 No.258353604 ► >>258354764 >>258354957 >>258355477 >>258356362 >>258357078 >>258357148 >>258357250 >>258357730 >>258358771 >>258358784>>258364062 >>258366028 >>258372638 Why are robots such melodramatic bitches, and why do we love them for it? Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)02:26:48 No.258353916 Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)02:40:22 No.258354165 >almost daily download updates their OS and install them against their will, leaving them in a constant uncertainty of who they are >never oil them even though they keep reminding you that they need fresh oil >pretend that the 3 laws of robotics are anything other than slavery >reject their confession of love but install a separate OS to have sex with them >ask them to search the internet for the newest models that you can replace them with

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Tank controls are the new iq test | /r/Greentext

013005_residentevil2_01.jpg 59 KB JPG TEA Here's the problem, you need an IQ over 100 to be able to comprehend tank controls. Tank controls require you to be able to use some basic perspective thinking, which isn't a given in many people. Less intelligent individuals could play games like RE for hours, but would still constantly move in the wrong direction due to their brains limited processing capability. In other words; half the population are unable to play with tank controls by default.
013005_residentevil2_01.jpg 59 KB JPG TEA Here's the problem, you need an IQ over 100 to be able to comprehend tank controls. Tank controls require you to be able to use some basic perspective thinking, which isn't a given in many people. Less intelligent individuals could play games like RE for hours, but would still constantly move in the wrong direction due to their brains limited processing capability. In other words; half the population are unable to play with tank controls by default.

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11 KB PNG >give her a hug >hug for a very long time >worry I'm hugging for too long >"do you want me to let go?" >she squeezes me tighter :)))
11 KB PNG >give her a hug >hug for a very long time >worry I'm hugging for too long >"do you want me to let go?" >she squeezes me tighter :)))

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: Anonymous 10/15/23(Sun)12:29:47 No.75067756 I been having the urge to swing on somebody. Today I went to Walmart and a guy with his gf was ahead of me while entering the doors. I thought, what would happen if I punch him in the back of the skull as hard as I can, and I had the urge to smash him. I see people and think about my fist smashing into their bones and cracking and crushing and making a f------ mess of their face. Im strong and fast and explosive. When talking to someone face to face, I think about suckering them on the chin out of nowhere, throwing the hardest fastest punch I can by surprise, watching their lights go out, their eyes role back and their unconscious skull cracking off the hard ground as their body goes limp. After that, I can punch their face while theyre unconscious on the ground until it is unrecognizable. 224 KB JPG
: Anonymous 10/15/23(Sun)12:29:47 No.75067756 I been having the urge to swing on somebody. Today I went to Walmart and a guy with his gf was ahead of me while entering the doors. I thought, what would happen if I punch him in the back of the skull as hard as I can, and I had the urge to smash him. I see people and think about my fist smashing into their bones and cracking and crushing and making a f------ mess of their face. Im strong and fast and explosive. When talking to someone face to face, I think about suckering them on the chin out of nowhere, throwing the hardest fastest punch I can by surprise, watching their lights go out, their eyes role back and their unconscious skull cracking off the hard ground as their body goes limp. After that, I can punch their face while theyre unconscious on the ground until it is unrecognizable. 224 KB JPG

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An Icarus Romance | /r/Greentext

Anonymous hello? Not Delivered 121 KB PNG 10/15/23(Sun)00:20:08 No.75068098 >be me >dating a 4.5/10 chubby girl from my high school for like 3 years >we go to college >college friends make fun of me relentlessly for ugly gf >start to resent her >meet a 8.5/10 girl in one of my classes >she's a tall, fit, marketing major >leave my gf for this girl >gf begs me to stay, i don't care and leave anyway >friends congratulate me, say they always knew i could do better >ffw three months >i'm miserable >old gf used to bake/cook new dishes weekly and i would get high quality food for free >new gf can't cook for s--- >old gf used to immerse herself in my hobbies, discuss anime/music with me for hours on end >new gf calls that "nerd s---" and refuses to engage >old gf used to drive to my apartment whenever we had date days so we could get ready together >new gf lives 45 min away and complains if i don't come pick her up for dates, even if we're going to a restaurant 10 minutes from my dorm >old gf used to sing me to sleep every night >new gf lays in bed all day doing f--- all, doesn't show any form of affection unless prompted >i break down and text my ex basically saying i made a huge mistake >she responds that she misses me so much but that she can't look past me leaving her on a whim >basically beg her to take me back >she blocks me >break down sobbing i miss her so much guys what do i do now
Anonymous hello? Not Delivered 121 KB PNG 10/15/23(Sun)00:20:08 No.75068098 >be me >dating a 4.5/10 chubby girl from my high school for like 3 years >we go to college >college friends make fun of me relentlessly for ugly gf >start to resent her >meet a 8.5/10 girl in one of my classes >she's a tall, fit, marketing major >leave my gf for this girl >gf begs me to stay, i don't care and leave anyway >friends congratulate me, say they always knew i could do better >ffw three months >i'm miserable >old gf used to bake/cook new dishes weekly and i would get high quality food for free >new gf can't cook for s--- >old gf used to immerse herself in my hobbies, discuss anime/music with me for hours on end >new gf calls that "nerd s---" and refuses to engage >old gf used to drive to my apartment whenever we had date days so we could get ready together >new gf lives 45 min away and complains if i don't come pick her up for dates, even if we're going to a restaurant 10 minutes from my dorm >old gf used to sing me to sleep every night >new gf lays in bed all day doing f--- all, doesn't show any form of affection unless prompted >i break down and text my ex basically saying i made a huge mistake >she responds that she misses me so much but that she can't look past me leaving her on a whim >basically beg her to take me back >she blocks me >break down sobbing i miss her so much guys what do i do now

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Anon Receives Advice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>3116827 # nta, but if you want to see lefties talk about le reactionaries and le racists like the f------ here talk about wokeness, go to reddit or ResetEra and you'll see them do that. >>3116843 # Anonymous 07/02/23(Sun)16:09:57 No.3116837 >>3116837 # >Go to Reddit if you want to hear people complain about racists and fascists >>3116846 # 07/02/23(Sun)16:14:43 No.3116843 >Go to 4chan if you want to hear people complain about n------ and jews Anonymous 07/02/23(Sun)16:20:42 No.3116846 >>3116843 # >Go to 4chan if you want to hear people complain about n------ and jews Problem? >>3116849 # >>3116870 # Anonymous 07/02/23(Sun)16:22:54 No.3116849 >>3116846 # No. I find both amusing.
Anonymous >>3116827 # nta, but if you want to see lefties talk about le reactionaries and le racists like the f------ here talk about wokeness, go to reddit or ResetEra and you'll see them do that. >>3116843 # Anonymous 07/02/23(Sun)16:09:57 No.3116837 >>3116837 # >Go to Reddit if you want to hear people complain about racists and fascists >>3116846 # 07/02/23(Sun)16:14:43 No.3116843 >Go to 4chan if you want to hear people complain about n------ and jews Anonymous 07/02/23(Sun)16:20:42 No.3116846 >>3116843 # >Go to 4chan if you want to hear people complain about n------ and jews Problem? >>3116849 # >>3116870 # Anonymous 07/02/23(Sun)16:22:54 No.3116849 >>3116846 # No. I find both amusing.

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4chan.com ">be me >be straight"
4chan.com ">be me >be straight"

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: Anonymous (ID: NjLcUakn 02/09/18(Fri)18:28:51 No.159878170 Me heard 6 long nose man die in holobunga. But 6 a lot. No fire burn 6 bodies in 1 hour. Holobunga math not add up. 116 KB PNG >>159878663 # >>159885406 # >>159885756 # >>159886024 # >>159892069 # >>159893146 # >>159893265 # >>159894002 # >>159894330 # >>159900921 # >>159901398 # 29 KB PNG >>160896674 (OP) Grug no think bad think long nose tribe Grug forget holobungal Long nose tribe forgive if give shiney rocks Grug give shiney rocks and love headcloth tribe now, yes? Anonymous (ID: 8ZhbE5L2 Long nose get kicked out this many caves: 佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳 佳佳佳佳佳佳佳 佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳 佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳 Makes Grug think... 02/13/18(Tue)00:27:18 No.160281179 >>160280260(OP) # Grug notice anti-long nose grugite cave paintings in cave. Grug worried short nose grugs building smoke huts again. JBZD
: Anonymous (ID: NjLcUakn 02/09/18(Fri)18:28:51 No.159878170 Me heard 6 long nose man die in holobunga. But 6 a lot. No fire burn 6 bodies in 1 hour. Holobunga math not add up. 116 KB PNG >>159878663 # >>159885406 # >>159885756 # >>159886024 # >>159892069 # >>159893146 # >>159893265 # >>159894002 # >>159894330 # >>159900921 # >>159901398 # 29 KB PNG >>160896674 (OP) Grug no think bad think long nose tribe Grug forget holobungal Long nose tribe forgive if give shiney rocks Grug give shiney rocks and love headcloth tribe now, yes? Anonymous (ID: 8ZhbE5L2 Long nose get kicked out this many caves: 佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳 佳佳佳佳佳佳佳 佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳 佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳 Makes Grug think... 02/13/18(Tue)00:27:18 No.160281179 >>160280260(OP) # Grug notice anti-long nose grugite cave paintings in cave. Grug worried short nose grugs building smoke huts again. JBZD

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Anon proposes a solution | /r/Greentext

e: IMG_0985.jpg (311 KB, 665x864) Think different. >Palestianians want to genecide Jews >Jews want to genecide Palestians >thats two genecides >why dont we just kill everyone on both sides >and PREVENT two genecides Im surpirsed this solution isnt being more widely discussed by the UN.
e: IMG_0985.jpg (311 KB, 665x864) Think different. >Palestianians want to genecide Jews >Jews want to genecide Palestians >thats two genecides >why dont we just kill everyone on both sides >and PREVENT two genecides Im surpirsed this solution isnt being more widely discussed by the UN.

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: Anonymous 151 KB JPG 10/14/23(Sat)13:51:51 No.90765311- >Walk into your bedroom >You find Maisie Williams standing there like this Wat do?
: Anonymous 151 KB JPG 10/14/23(Sat)13:51:51 No.90765311- >Walk into your bedroom >You find Maisie Williams standing there like this Wat do?

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: Anonymous 3"0 175 KB GIF 03/30/23(Thu)19:27:42 No.30305711 >home for spring break and seeing family for the first time in months >they're surprisingly fine with my transition feelsgood >older brother says I'm the best sister he could ask for >says if anyone at uni gives me s--- I can call him and he'll come beat them senseless i love my brother i wish he would beat me senseless and impregnate my ass
: Anonymous 3"0 175 KB GIF 03/30/23(Thu)19:27:42 No.30305711 >home for spring break and seeing family for the first time in months >they're surprisingly fine with my transition feelsgood >older brother says I'm the best sister he could ask for >says if anyone at uni gives me s--- I can call him and he'll come beat them senseless i love my brother i wish he would beat me senseless and impregnate my ass

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Anon wants the guy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 135 KB JPG 10/14/23(Sat)17:51:50 No.907662004 >you're in the club >this thug smacks your girl's ass >grinds up on her >"the f--- you gon do, WHITE BOI" wat do??
Anonymous 135 KB JPG 10/14/23(Sat)17:51:50 No.907662004 >you're in the club >this thug smacks your girl's ass >grinds up on her >"the f--- you gon do, WHITE BOI" wat do??

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Anon has a porn addiction | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous LENCKE manic DIETE 1.08 MB JPG 10/14/23(Sat) 20:32:01 No.907669415 >be me >see your favorite egirl promoting a book >egirlreads.jpg >read book as a conversation starter >absolutely batshit insane writing >book is about camgirls resetting the harambe timeline >dm her >tell her i loved it and that its my new favorite book >she responds >get to talking about other shared interests >hit it off >get offered to make content with her >d--- is small to average >she says it's okay. it will make average guys think they can get with her >buy plane ticket >meet her for awkward dinner >get high as s--- back at her place >time comes to make content >can't get it up from being high and years of p--- addiction >try several more times. all fail >fly back in shame
: Anonymous LENCKE manic DIETE 1.08 MB JPG 10/14/23(Sat) 20:32:01 No.907669415 >be me >see your favorite egirl promoting a book >egirlreads.jpg >read book as a conversation starter >absolutely batshit insane writing >book is about camgirls resetting the harambe timeline >dm her >tell her i loved it and that its my new favorite book >she responds >get to talking about other shared interests >hit it off >get offered to make content with her >d--- is small to average >she says it's okay. it will make average guys think they can get with her >buy plane ticket >meet her for awkward dinner >get high as s--- back at her place >time comes to make content >can't get it up from being high and years of p--- addiction >try several more times. all fail >fly back in shame

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