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Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)12:06:02 No.907820337 ► >>907820378 >>907820749 >>907821413 >>907821566 >>907821736 >>907821825 >>907822417 >>907823049 >>907823486 >>907824171 >>907824862 >>907825356 >>907825517 >>907826010 >>907826184 >>907826485 >>907826546 File: 1692631803206.jpg (150 KB, 959x1280) >be me >worried about the school system >not enough teachers >hmm >risk my neet status and apply for a job >attend interview >get declined >ask them for a reason >"The children would get too distracted, because of the way you look" >oh lawdy >those girls would be fluttering their eye lashes at me >they would not focus on their work then fail the tests >understandable, have a nice day Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)12:12:41 No.907820378 ► >>907820493 >>907820787 >>907821513 >>907821597 >>907821855 >>907822230 >>907822392 >>907823070 >>907823421 >>907820337 Tfw you aren't welcome inside schools, not for being a p--- but because you are so ugly the kids can't focus on their work, although Anon I have a feeling your neet smell and lack of educational qualities might have been part of the reason as well.
Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)12:06:02 No.907820337 ► >>907820378 >>907820749 >>907821413 >>907821566 >>907821736 >>907821825 >>907822417 >>907823049 >>907823486 >>907824171 >>907824862 >>907825356 >>907825517 >>907826010 >>907826184 >>907826485 >>907826546 File: 1692631803206.jpg (150 KB, 959x1280) >be me >worried about the school system >not enough teachers >hmm >risk my neet status and apply for a job >attend interview >get declined >ask them for a reason >"The children would get too distracted, because of the way you look" >oh lawdy >those girls would be fluttering their eye lashes at me >they would not focus on their work then fail the tests >understandable, have a nice day Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)12:12:41 No.907820378 ► >>907820493 >>907820787 >>907821513 >>907821597 >>907821855 >>907822230 >>907822392 >>907823070 >>907823421 >>907820337 Tfw you aren't welcome inside schools, not for being a p--- but because you are so ugly the kids can't focus on their work, although Anon I have a feeling your neet smell and lack of educational qualities might have been part of the reason as well.

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Q1. 12:00 0-0 Janet has set a minimum height requirement of 6'2 Looks like you don't quite measure up. What do you want to do? Accept and move on Override for $9.99 X based in Topeka, Kansas and I wa... ↑ Anonymous 10/15/23(Sun)15:52:25 No.188703750 ► >>188703800 >>188703994>>188704074>>188704139 >>188704163 >>188704589 >>188704634>>188705234>>188705283 >>188705446 >>188705508 >>188707921 Is it over in your country
Q1. 12:00 0-0 Janet has set a minimum height requirement of 6'2 Looks like you don't quite measure up. What do you want to do? Accept and move on Override for $9.99 X based in Topeka, Kansas and I wa... ↑ Anonymous 10/15/23(Sun)15:52:25 No.188703750 ► >>188703800 >>188703994>>188704074>>188704139 >>188704163 >>188704589 >>188704634>>188705234>>188705283 >>188705446 >>188705508 >>188707921 Is it over in your country

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anon drops big L at trump rally | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)20:43:27 No.907835020 >be me >24 in anti biden rally >REALLY hate n------ >hate lookin at their fat ass open holed nostrils >pretty girl comes up behind me >she doesn't notice my flag >start bullshittin with her and end up talking her into a date 17 KB GIF >she notices my rebel flag last minute >cusses my ass out then leaves >blew my only chance to have a cute girl like that >w-- is wrong with me
Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)20:43:27 No.907835020 >be me >24 in anti biden rally >REALLY hate n------ >hate lookin at their fat ass open holed nostrils >pretty girl comes up behind me >she doesn't notice my flag >start bullshittin with her and end up talking her into a date 17 KB GIF >she notices my rebel flag last minute >cusses my ass out then leaves >blew my only chance to have a cute girl like that >w-- is wrong with me

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anon likes catboys | /r/Greentext

kittyboy gaming 10/ >be me >dream about catboys >wake up >no catboy in my bed >cry
kittyboy gaming 10/ >be me >dream about catboys >wake up >no catboy in my bed >cry

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This really happened | /r/Greentext

>walk in late to the theater just as lights are fading down >yell "OH, WHO TURNED DOWN THE LIGHTS? I'M WALKIN' OVA HERE!" >everyone laughs >projection guy blinks the lights playfully in acknowledgment >teen girl playfully pushes my shoulder when I sit down next to her 175 KB PNG >girl next to me winks >"wanna f--- my ass big boy?" >she plops her a------ right on my d--- >someone up front "woah it smells like gape in here!" >she yells out "yeah that's my open ass! Gape me!" >projectionist is now filming us >Robert walks over and asks if I'd like butter for her gaper >"why of course"
>walk in late to the theater just as lights are fading down >yell "OH, WHO TURNED DOWN THE LIGHTS? I'M WALKIN' OVA HERE!" >everyone laughs >projection guy blinks the lights playfully in acknowledgment >teen girl playfully pushes my shoulder when I sit down next to her 175 KB PNG >girl next to me winks >"wanna f--- my ass big boy?" >she plops her a------ right on my d--- >someone up front "woah it smells like gape in here!" >she yells out "yeah that's my open ass! Gape me!" >projectionist is now filming us >Robert walks over and asks if I'd like butter for her gaper >"why of course"

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I literally can't remember a single thing about these games | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous : Anonymous 10/16/23(Mon)06:15:17 No.654288209 B ALOY-THE PLACEHOLDER Un dragg senada etendenza tere porta a tutte donne della storia aloy.jpg 156 KB JPG What is the most forced game of all time? Horizon PlayStation 10/16/23(Mon)06:34:33 No.654289873 HORIZON FORBIDDEN WEST B STATE OF PLAY maxresdefault (6).jpg 297 KB JPG I think OPs is by far the most correct. Horizon was set up to be the next HUGE franchise akin to its other sony relatives, God of War and The Last of Us. Literally no one f------ cares about Horizon or Aloy. Very few people even know what the story is. There is no lasting cultural relevance about Horizon but Horizon 2 was pitched to be like 2023's big seller.
: Anonymous : Anonymous 10/16/23(Mon)06:15:17 No.654288209 B ALOY-THE PLACEHOLDER Un dragg senada etendenza tere porta a tutte donne della storia aloy.jpg 156 KB JPG What is the most forced game of all time? Horizon PlayStation 10/16/23(Mon)06:34:33 No.654289873 HORIZON FORBIDDEN WEST B STATE OF PLAY maxresdefault (6).jpg 297 KB JPG I think OPs is by far the most correct. Horizon was set up to be the next HUGE franchise akin to its other sony relatives, God of War and The Last of Us. Literally no one f------ cares about Horizon or Aloy. Very few people even know what the story is. There is no lasting cultural relevance about Horizon but Horizon 2 was pitched to be like 2023's big seller.

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Anon dreams | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 36 KB JPG 10/13/23(Fri)19:43:41 No.190926094 >dream about someone >wake up >realize it's a dream >cry f--- you dream >>190926511 # >>190926853 #
: Anonymous 36 KB JPG 10/13/23(Fri)19:43:41 No.190926094 >dream about someone >wake up >realize it's a dream >cry f--- you dream >>190926511 # >>190926853 #

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Anon discusses the opposite sex. | /r/Greentext

>be me >working security at an insurance building >employees are coming back after working from home since some guy ate bat soup >sitting at desk in lobby >watch a car pull up to drop someone off >fat f------ lard of a woman steps out and pulls her stretch pants up over her massive hanging blubber >looks like pic rel I just found on goggle specifically for this 90 KB PNG Why do fat f--- bitches think stuffing their giant blubber belly's into their pants doesn't look stupid as f--- and it doesn't make them look any less massive.
>be me >working security at an insurance building >employees are coming back after working from home since some guy ate bat soup >sitting at desk in lobby >watch a car pull up to drop someone off >fat f------ lard of a woman steps out and pulls her stretch pants up over her massive hanging blubber >looks like pic rel I just found on goggle specifically for this 90 KB PNG Why do fat f--- bitches think stuffing their giant blubber belly's into their pants doesn't look stupid as f--- and it doesn't make them look any less massive.

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Anon roleplays. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 639 KB JPG Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)06:24:49 No.75092054 i aint f----- wichu anon 26 KB JPG 10/17/23(Tue)06:33:49 No.75092090 >>75092054 (OP) damn gurl I aint f----- witchoo neither wit'cho busted up headass, what da f--- is dat in your nose girl? what yo daddy raise a cow ass triflin hoe? ay i outta roll up on that foo n blast his shiet cuzzayou den I can be ur daddy girl
Anonymous 639 KB JPG Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)06:24:49 No.75092054 i aint f----- wichu anon 26 KB JPG 10/17/23(Tue)06:33:49 No.75092090 >>75092054 (OP) damn gurl I aint f----- witchoo neither wit'cho busted up headass, what da f--- is dat in your nose girl? what yo daddy raise a cow ass triflin hoe? ay i outta roll up on that foo n blast his shiet cuzzayou den I can be ur daddy girl

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Anon needs some mental help | /r/Greentext

File: sick pepe.jpg (7 KB, 250x250) Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)15:23:39 No.75093105 > be me > wake up > realize i'm still alive > day ruined does this happen in your country?
File: sick pepe.jpg (7 KB, 250x250) Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)15:23:39 No.75093105 > be me > wake up > realize i'm still alive > day ruined does this happen in your country?

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Anon listens to Pink Floyd | /r/Greentext

pink floyd the final cut >be me, pink floyd fan >1983 >new pink floyd album released >"the final cut >go out and buy record >return home >gee, let's hope it isn't about roger 31 KB JPG waters' dad dying again >start record >"tell me true, tell me why, was Jesus crucified" >great so far >"was it for this that... daddy died" >godfuckingdammit.png >rip pin off >fling record out window >well, hopefully they return to their usual quality next album
pink floyd the final cut >be me, pink floyd fan >1983 >new pink floyd album released >"the final cut >go out and buy record >return home >gee, let's hope it isn't about roger 31 KB JPG waters' dad dying again >start record >"tell me true, tell me why, was Jesus crucified" >great so far >"was it for this that... daddy died" >godfuckingdammit.png >rip pin off >fling record out window >well, hopefully they return to their usual quality next album

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The Himeyuri incident | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)08:22:41 No.188757047 Himeyuri_Students.jpg 120 KB JPG >Japan, 1945 >US is invading Okinawa >Mobilize all males over 12 on the island 近日常头部 >Knowing that they're more likely to surrender than proper soldiers, place all of the teenage boys in locations that are most likely to be bombed in the first few hours to ensure they can't surrender >Don't have enough nurses >Tell 220 schoolgirls and 18 teachers that you need some nurses, and it's their responsibility to volunteer, and they'll be kept far from the fighting in Red Cross tents >Girls go to Okinawa with their uniforms and books so they can keep studying >Americans invade >Girls told to go into the battlefield and save dying soldiers >Americans bomb everyone >Americans shoot everything >Americans illegally use poison gas in a cave they didn't want to enter but knew soldiers were inside >Japanese retreat, do not take schoolgirls with them, just say "go home on your own" >The few girls who survived the battle are scared of being r---- and kill themselves >Total survivors: 9 girls, 2 teachers
Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)08:22:41 No.188757047 Himeyuri_Students.jpg 120 KB JPG >Japan, 1945 >US is invading Okinawa >Mobilize all males over 12 on the island 近日常头部 >Knowing that they're more likely to surrender than proper soldiers, place all of the teenage boys in locations that are most likely to be bombed in the first few hours to ensure they can't surrender >Don't have enough nurses >Tell 220 schoolgirls and 18 teachers that you need some nurses, and it's their responsibility to volunteer, and they'll be kept far from the fighting in Red Cross tents >Girls go to Okinawa with their uniforms and books so they can keep studying >Americans invade >Girls told to go into the battlefield and save dying soldiers >Americans bomb everyone >Americans shoot everything >Americans illegally use poison gas in a cave they didn't want to enter but knew soldiers were inside >Japanese retreat, do not take schoolgirls with them, just say "go home on your own" >The few girls who survived the battle are scared of being r---- and kill themselves >Total survivors: 9 girls, 2 teachers

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Anon on Counter-Strike 2. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous COUNTER 2 STRIKE 57 KB JPG 10/17/23(Tue)18:16:14 No.907817906 >create new game >less content, broken, buggy and forced changes >shut down old game IMMEDIATELY >forced to have a worse product yeah no thanks
: Anonymous COUNTER 2 STRIKE 57 KB JPG 10/17/23(Tue)18:16:14 No.907817906 >create new game >less content, broken, buggy and forced changes >shut down old game IMMEDIATELY >forced to have a worse product yeah no thanks

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Anon has a sister | /r/Greentext

>mum and older sister go out to a concert >older sister is mad because I got my permit before her >mum warns me about driving alone 14 KB, 625x582 >they leave, sister super p----- because I learned to drive before her >I drive to the closest gas station to get gatorade because I'm thirsty >mum calls and asks to make sure I didn't take my new car out >tell her I went to the gas station, brutal honesty >mum congratulates me for not being "a little bitch who listens to mummy's every order" >sister gets p----- off at mom because she's not mad at me >mum is on the verge of tears because my sister keeps screaming at her >because her 19 year old brother is not "in trouble" for taking his car out I feel bad, /r9k/. My poor mum is getting terrorized by my c--- of a sister over something she trusted me to be able to do to begin with. Any advice that doesn't have anything to do with r---?
>mum and older sister go out to a concert >older sister is mad because I got my permit before her >mum warns me about driving alone 14 KB, 625x582 >they leave, sister super p----- because I learned to drive before her >I drive to the closest gas station to get gatorade because I'm thirsty >mum calls and asks to make sure I didn't take my new car out >tell her I went to the gas station, brutal honesty >mum congratulates me for not being "a little bitch who listens to mummy's every order" >sister gets p----- off at mom because she's not mad at me >mum is on the verge of tears because my sister keeps screaming at her >because her 19 year old brother is not "in trouble" for taking his car out I feel bad, /r9k/. My poor mum is getting terrorized by my c--- of a sister over something she trusted me to be able to do to begin with. Any advice that doesn't have anything to do with r---?

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Anon learns python | /r/Greentext

File: aadf2d409c3b83efc4f9a4f35(...).jpg (72 KB, 842x578) Anonymous 10/16/23(Mon)15:19:48 No.96717523 [Reply] >>96719898 >>96719990 >>96720159 >>96720234 >>96718064 >>96718688 >>96718707 >>96718884 >>96719007 >>96719020 >>96719113 >>96719811 What's the best way to learn python + 11 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 10/16/23(Mon)17:26:38 No.96719891 Start with the Greeks
File: aadf2d409c3b83efc4f9a4f35(...).jpg (72 KB, 842x578) Anonymous 10/16/23(Mon)15:19:48 No.96717523 [Reply] >>96719898 >>96719990 >>96720159 >>96720234 >>96718064 >>96718688 >>96718707 >>96718884 >>96719007 >>96719020 >>96719113 >>96719811 What's the best way to learn python + 11 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 10/16/23(Mon)17:26:38 No.96719891 Start with the Greeks

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Anon on women MMA | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: NrBDADuu) 3 PIL WOMEN OF MA 1.2 MB PNG 10/16/23(Mon)15:09:19 No.445042623 Anyone else disturbed by the rising trend in promoting mma for women? >be a woman that trains for years >thinks you're tough as nails >not physically strong enough to knock anyone out, purely because you're a woman >decides to compete in a tournament >you and your opponent are physically too weak to KO each other, so you slowly pummel each other's faces into mush for the full set of rounds >somehow this is considered empowering and cool I find it tragic that our society encourages these women to compete in these sports. Scars on a man are attractive, on a woman they're f------ hideous.
: Anonymous (ID: NrBDADuu) 3 PIL WOMEN OF MA 1.2 MB PNG 10/16/23(Mon)15:09:19 No.445042623 Anyone else disturbed by the rising trend in promoting mma for women? >be a woman that trains for years >thinks you're tough as nails >not physically strong enough to knock anyone out, purely because you're a woman >decides to compete in a tournament >you and your opponent are physically too weak to KO each other, so you slowly pummel each other's faces into mush for the full set of rounds >somehow this is considered empowering and cool I find it tragic that our society encourages these women to compete in these sports. Scars on a man are attractive, on a woman they're f------ hideous.

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Anon likes basedjaks | /r/Greentext

baldjak.jpg (25 KB, 236x353) google yandex iqdb wait B 8 B TRISC DON'T ESC YBALD 4547 fond MD WARNINGald heads slapped T MAY RANDOMLY START TALKING ABOUT BALD PEOPLE GAF AR weird wojaks Anonymous 10/14/23 (Sat)00:18:18 No.1408927 >>1408944 >>1408951 >>1408953 >>1408963 >>1409005 can anyone post weird/outright strange wojaks and basedjaks? im looking for reaction images to send my friends. (hotline miami ones are appreciated since we are hlm fans) Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)00:21:39 No.1408928 >>1408929 >>1408963 basedjaks* I DIDNT MEAN BASEDJAKS GODAMNIT B 8 Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)00:22:23 No.1408929 >>1408928 lol Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)00:22:40 No.1408930 >>1408963 SORRY I MEANT TO SAY BASEDJAK NOT BASEDJAK F--- Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)00:23:42 No.1408931 >>1408963 WHAT THE F--- IS HAPPENING I WANTED TO SAY ONIONS JAK NOT BASEDJAK Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)00:24:00 No.1408932 ✓ Good thread. Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)00:24:44 No. 1408934>>1408963 WHA THE F--- IS HAPPENING I CANT SAY THE WORD PLEASE F------ HELP ME WHY DOES IT CHANGE TO BASEDJAK WHEN I TYPE IN BASEDJAK Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)00:25:57 No.1408935 >>1408947 >>1408963 SOY IS IT POSSIBLE OH GOF LET ME SAY THE WOD AT LEAST ONCE Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)00:26:59 No.1408936 >>1408947 >>1408963 broken chains.jpg (61 KB, 509x339) google yandex iqdb wait I F------ DID IT I F------ SPELLED THE WORD CORRECLTY HOLY F--- FUUUUUUCK
baldjak.jpg (25 KB, 236x353) google yandex iqdb wait B 8 B TRISC DON'T ESC YBALD 4547 fond MD WARNINGald heads slapped T MAY RANDOMLY START TALKING ABOUT BALD PEOPLE GAF AR weird wojaks Anonymous 10/14/23 (Sat)00:18:18 No.1408927 >>1408944 >>1408951 >>1408953 >>1408963 >>1409005 can anyone post weird/outright strange wojaks and basedjaks? im looking for reaction images to send my friends. (hotline miami ones are appreciated since we are hlm fans) Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)00:21:39 No.1408928 >>1408929 >>1408963 basedjaks* I DIDNT MEAN BASEDJAKS GODAMNIT B 8 Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)00:22:23 No.1408929 >>1408928 lol Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)00:22:40 No.1408930 >>1408963 SORRY I MEANT TO SAY BASEDJAK NOT BASEDJAK F--- Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)00:23:42 No.1408931 >>1408963 WHAT THE F--- IS HAPPENING I WANTED TO SAY ONIONS JAK NOT BASEDJAK Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)00:24:00 No.1408932 ✓ Good thread. Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)00:24:44 No. 1408934>>1408963 WHA THE F--- IS HAPPENING I CANT SAY THE WORD PLEASE F------ HELP ME WHY DOES IT CHANGE TO BASEDJAK WHEN I TYPE IN BASEDJAK Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)00:25:57 No.1408935 >>1408947 >>1408963 SOY IS IT POSSIBLE OH GOF LET ME SAY THE WOD AT LEAST ONCE Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)00:26:59 No.1408936 >>1408947 >>1408963 broken chains.jpg (61 KB, 509x339) google yandex iqdb wait I F------ DID IT I F------ SPELLED THE WORD CORRECLTY HOLY F--- FUUUUUUCK

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Anon’s reality | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.84 MB PNG 10/16/23(Mon)19:59:50 No.75088298 Anonymous >be closeted f-- >want have gay sex >create account at local swing site >post some body pics and browse some users, nothing special >ffw a few days >browse local recent actvity >see this older lady posting a body pic in her bed >recognize the bed sheets >open her profile >scroll throught her pics >wait i recognize that bed >i recognize that floor tiling >i recognize that closet >mfw it's my mom's profile >mfw it has 100+ pictures >mfw she has over 50k visits >mfw she's constantly posting and answering thirsty coomer guys if i hid my head really really hard against the wall will i forget all of this? 10/16/23(Mon)20:01:38 No.75088308 do you f------ ever get tired of making these unfunny green texts for your gay reddit/xwitter account?
Anonymous 1.84 MB PNG 10/16/23(Mon)19:59:50 No.75088298 Anonymous >be closeted f-- >want have gay sex >create account at local swing site >post some body pics and browse some users, nothing special >ffw a few days >browse local recent actvity >see this older lady posting a body pic in her bed >recognize the bed sheets >open her profile >scroll throught her pics >wait i recognize that bed >i recognize that floor tiling >i recognize that closet >mfw it's my mom's profile >mfw it has 100+ pictures >mfw she has over 50k visits >mfw she's constantly posting and answering thirsty coomer guys if i hid my head really really hard against the wall will i forget all of this? 10/16/23(Mon)20:01:38 No.75088308 do you f------ ever get tired of making these unfunny green texts for your gay reddit/xwitter account?

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Anon downs white liquid on the regular | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Take the milk pill 10/16/23(Mon)21:20:34 No.72547467 Are you skinny? Cant shove down solid foods for the life of you? Not lactose intolerant? Well congratulations, you are part of the 1% of the population that can do GOMAD, (gallon of milk a day). Benefits of downing a whole f------ gallon of milk include 2,400 calories, and 128g of protein, all meeting your daily protein intake. The only price is s------- your guts out. Thats right, you might have thought you weren't lactose intolerant up to this point, but after you down that gallon you'll be on the toilet excreting streams of pure liquid s---, as you call for your mommy to help you escape from this agony, but you'll keep downing that gallon because you need muscles. 18 KB JPG
: Anonymous Take the milk pill 10/16/23(Mon)21:20:34 No.72547467 Are you skinny? Cant shove down solid foods for the life of you? Not lactose intolerant? Well congratulations, you are part of the 1% of the population that can do GOMAD, (gallon of milk a day). Benefits of downing a whole f------ gallon of milk include 2,400 calories, and 128g of protein, all meeting your daily protein intake. The only price is s------- your guts out. Thats right, you might have thought you weren't lactose intolerant up to this point, but after you down that gallon you'll be on the toilet excreting streams of pure liquid s---, as you call for your mommy to help you escape from this agony, but you'll keep downing that gallon because you need muscles. 18 KB JPG

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Anon doesn't think too highly of game devs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/16/23(Mon)18:46:10 No.654336450 >actual developers could have any software job they want >gladly take worse benefits for working in the video industry >know they could quit anytime and easily have another job within 2 weeks >subhuman artfags, writers, and ideas guys know that only the video game industry would have their talentless asses >couldn't even get a fastfood job without videogames >bitch and cry all day and push for unions Why is this allowed? 378 KB JPG
: Anonymous 10/16/23(Mon)18:46:10 No.654336450 >actual developers could have any software job they want >gladly take worse benefits for working in the video industry >know they could quit anytime and easily have another job within 2 weeks >subhuman artfags, writers, and ideas guys know that only the video game industry would have their talentless asses >couldn't even get a fastfood job without videogames >bitch and cry all day and push for unions Why is this allowed? 378 KB JPG

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