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: Anonymous 563 KB PNG *GYUHUH* I'M BREATHING IN, THE CHEMICALS. : Anonymous >enter gym woooaaahhhooohhh oohhhh 2 Replies / 2 Images 53 KB JPG 11/27/23(Mon)19:22:23 No.72917122 I'M WAKING UP. TO ASH AND DUST. I WIPE MY BROW I SWEAT MY RUST. 11/27/23(Mon)19:35:53 No.72917221 >I'M KEKKING IN >AND CRINGING OUT >NOSCOPING NORMIES IN THE DARK >THIS IS IT THE MEME- View Thread POCALYPSE >OH OH OH >I'M WAKING UP >I FEEL IT IN MY DOGE >ENOUGH TO MAKE MY PEPES OLD >WELCOME TO THE MEME PAGE >TO THE MEME PAGE >WELCOME TO THE MEME PAGE >TO THE MEME PAGE >OH OH OH OH OH >OH OH OH OH OH >S------- AND FARTING >S------- AND FARTING >OH OH OH OH OH >OH OH OH OH OH >S------- AND FARTING >S------- AND FARTING
: Anonymous 563 KB PNG *GYUHUH* I'M BREATHING IN, THE CHEMICALS. : Anonymous >enter gym woooaaahhhooohhh oohhhh 2 Replies / 2 Images 53 KB JPG 11/27/23(Mon)19:22:23 No.72917122 I'M WAKING UP. TO ASH AND DUST. I WIPE MY BROW I SWEAT MY RUST. 11/27/23(Mon)19:35:53 No.72917221 >I'M KEKKING IN >AND CRINGING OUT >NOSCOPING NORMIES IN THE DARK >THIS IS IT THE MEME- View Thread POCALYPSE >OH OH OH >I'M WAKING UP >I FEEL IT IN MY DOGE >ENOUGH TO MAKE MY PEPES OLD >WELCOME TO THE MEME PAGE >TO THE MEME PAGE >WELCOME TO THE MEME PAGE >TO THE MEME PAGE >OH OH OH OH OH >OH OH OH OH OH >S------- AND FARTING >S------- AND FARTING >OH OH OH OH OH >OH OH OH OH OH >S------- AND FARTING >S------- AND FARTING

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Anon rapes God | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2017 12:02:28 No.20030850 >>20030690 >that seems to be everyone's experience who ever came back to life after a NDE Well, I might have something new to contribute: >take several bottles of sleeping pills, meth and dmt, after not eating or sleeping for a week >die >see god >try to run >can't run >try to r--- him >"what the f--- get off me" >wake back up in body Guess you just need a strong r----or-flight instinct to be immortal.
Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2017 12:02:28 No.20030850 >>20030690 >that seems to be everyone's experience who ever came back to life after a NDE Well, I might have something new to contribute: >take several bottles of sleeping pills, meth and dmt, after not eating or sleeping for a week >die >see god >try to run >can't run >try to r--- him >"what the f--- get off me" >wake back up in body Guess you just need a strong r----or-flight instinct to be immortal.

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Torn & Tethered | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 37 KB JPG 11/27/23(Mon)04:00:28 No.75561363 >be me >doing coke for the first time >have been doing cocaine all night long >decide for when I redose this time to do 3 lines instead of my usual 2 >as soon as the 3rd line hits my entire world starts spinning im cold sweating violently so much im absolutely drenched rn dude >heart feels like its pounding out of my f------ chest h-------- bro help Im not ready to go yet please help I dont want to f------ die not yet please oh my f------ god dude h-------- this is horrible please help me
Anonymous 37 KB JPG 11/27/23(Mon)04:00:28 No.75561363 >be me >doing coke for the first time >have been doing cocaine all night long >decide for when I redose this time to do 3 lines instead of my usual 2 >as soon as the 3rd line hits my entire world starts spinning im cold sweating violently so much im absolutely drenched rn dude >heart feels like its pounding out of my f------ chest h-------- bro help Im not ready to go yet please help I dont want to f------ die not yet please oh my f------ god dude h-------- this is horrible please help me

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Anon gets surprised | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous My desire FROS 1.62 MB JPG 12/03/18(Mon)23:19:50 No.49648068 >be me >fap to p--- daily >damn I wish girls were real 12/03/18(Mon)23:21:40 No.49648098 : Anonymous Have I got a surprise for you f-----
: Anonymous My desire FROS 1.62 MB JPG 12/03/18(Mon)23:19:50 No.49648068 >be me >fap to p--- daily >damn I wish girls were real 12/03/18(Mon)23:21:40 No.49648098 : Anonymous Have I got a surprise for you f-----

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Anon the child predator | /r/Greentext

xXxTheChildPredatorxx lepon 0 friend requests : Anonymous 255 KB JPG 03/02/22(Wed)16:08:57 No.873686677 >watch Predator for the first time when I was 10 >think the predator is badass >get Xbox live >think of cool gamer tag >xxTheChildPredatorxx >nobody adds my friend requests >haven't the slightest clue why The fear I must have invoked in the hearts of parents when I sent their kids friend requests was probably astounding
xXxTheChildPredatorxx lepon 0 friend requests : Anonymous 255 KB JPG 03/02/22(Wed)16:08:57 No.873686677 >watch Predator for the first time when I was 10 >think the predator is badass >get Xbox live >think of cool gamer tag >xxTheChildPredatorxx >nobody adds my friend requests >haven't the slightest clue why The fear I must have invoked in the hearts of parents when I sent their kids friend requests was probably astounding

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Anon is a good boy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 47 KB JPG Anonymous 51 KB PNG 11/24/23(Fri)13:24:59 No.658465809 >game has morally good and bad routes and choices >always play the good guy >try to play the a------ route to spice it up for once >immediately feel bad and reload save to correct it. why can't i do it bro's? 11/24/23(Fri)13:26:06 No.658465872 >>658465809 (OP) # youre just a natural fren, fren
: Anonymous 47 KB JPG Anonymous 51 KB PNG 11/24/23(Fri)13:24:59 No.658465809 >game has morally good and bad routes and choices >always play the good guy >try to play the a------ route to spice it up for once >immediately feel bad and reload save to correct it. why can't i do it bro's? 11/24/23(Fri)13:26:06 No.658465872 >>658465809 (OP) # youre just a natural fren, fren

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Eros in Dreams | /r/Greentext

Anonymous i wish everyone who dies goes to hell no matter what 11/27/23(Mon)05:45:39 No.75562032 >has a dream where this girl from school gave me head >not sure if its a dream or not, it seemed pretty realistic but i woke up in bed >next day, goes to school >talks about the time the girl gave me head >she doesn't even responds, she just backs up and goes back to her seat I'm not going to that school ever f------ again 6 KB JPG
Anonymous i wish everyone who dies goes to hell no matter what 11/27/23(Mon)05:45:39 No.75562032 >has a dream where this girl from school gave me head >not sure if its a dream or not, it seemed pretty realistic but i woke up in bed >next day, goes to school >talks about the time the girl gave me head >she doesn't even responds, she just backs up and goes back to her seat I'm not going to that school ever f------ again 6 KB JPG

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Riddles of the Self | /r/Greentext

why am I the exception to inceldom A why am I the exception to ince(...) 11/27/23(Mon)03:57:56 No.75561345 64 KB JPG >be me >22 > fat my whole life > Arab in America > short > ugly imo but have had 3 girlfriends and sex with 9 girls while single, and every single one of them initiated/made the first move and a lot of them became borderline obsessed. My only redeeming qualities is being very good at making girls laugh and I come off as very charming, but that shouldn't be enough to offset the other stats. Could it be because I'm Arab and white girls see thrill or moral merit or some other liberal bull s--- in f------ me? Got lucky in high school and it's just this easy in college to f---? any theories?
why am I the exception to inceldom A why am I the exception to ince(...) 11/27/23(Mon)03:57:56 No.75561345 64 KB JPG >be me >22 > fat my whole life > Arab in America > short > ugly imo but have had 3 girlfriends and sex with 9 girls while single, and every single one of them initiated/made the first move and a lot of them became borderline obsessed. My only redeeming qualities is being very good at making girls laugh and I come off as very charming, but that shouldn't be enough to offset the other stats. Could it be because I'm Arab and white girls see thrill or moral merit or some other liberal bull s--- in f------ me? Got lucky in high school and it's just this easy in college to f---? any theories?

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Normies' Playbook | /r/Greentext

What are things normies do that you don't do What are things normies do tha(...) 96 KB JPG 11/27/23(Mon)05:45:20 No.75562031 I'll start >watch sports >go to the gym >go on dating apps >go to the bar >drink alcohol >eat meat >do drugs >watch modern films >watch modern television shows >listen to modern music >attend family gatherings >drive
What are things normies do that you don't do What are things normies do tha(...) 96 KB JPG 11/27/23(Mon)05:45:20 No.75562031 I'll start >watch sports >go to the gym >go on dating apps >go to the bar >drink alcohol >eat meat >do drugs >watch modern films >watch modern television shows >listen to modern music >attend family gatherings >drive

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AAIIIEEEE SAVE ME MILES-SAMA! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous NEK : Anonymous 11/27/23(Mon)05:53:49 No.658728801 1700952005887096.png 337 KB PNG >AAAAH SAVE ME MILES! VENOM WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND THE FRIDGE IS JUST TOO STRONG! ONAR AESTHET YOUTUBE 11/27/23(Mon)05:54:55 No.658728913 >Fridge Boss >"You better start runnin'." >>658729112 # >>658729228 # >>658730181 # >>658730498 # >>658731525 # >>658731661 # >>658731983 # >>658732416 # >>658732702 # >>658732760 # >>658732767 # >>658732808 # >>658733134 # >>658733195 # >>658733628 # >>658734161 # >>658734713 # >>658734803 # >>658734805 # >>658736660 # >>658736839 # >>658739152 # >>658739312 # >>658740146 # >>658740186 # >>658741206 # >>658741306 # >>658743605 # >>658743759 # >>658743953 # >>658744021 # >>658750754 # >>658750862 # >>658753880 # >>658756980 # >>658757410 # >>658757836 # >>658757870 # >>658758275 # >>658758737 # >>658759304 # >>658759914 # >>658759994 # >>658760728 # >>658760959 # >>658761121 # >>658761267 # >>658761743 #
: Anonymous NEK : Anonymous 11/27/23(Mon)05:53:49 No.658728801 1700952005887096.png 337 KB PNG >AAAAH SAVE ME MILES! VENOM WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND THE FRIDGE IS JUST TOO STRONG! ONAR AESTHET YOUTUBE 11/27/23(Mon)05:54:55 No.658728913 >Fridge Boss >"You better start runnin'." >>658729112 # >>658729228 # >>658730181 # >>658730498 # >>658731525 # >>658731661 # >>658731983 # >>658732416 # >>658732702 # >>658732760 # >>658732767 # >>658732808 # >>658733134 # >>658733195 # >>658733628 # >>658734161 # >>658734713 # >>658734803 # >>658734805 # >>658736660 # >>658736839 # >>658739152 # >>658739312 # >>658740146 # >>658740186 # >>658741206 # >>658741306 # >>658743605 # >>658743759 # >>658743953 # >>658744021 # >>658750754 # >>658750862 # >>658753880 # >>658756980 # >>658757410 # >>658757836 # >>658757870 # >>658758275 # >>658758737 # >>658759304 # >>658759914 # >>658759994 # >>658760728 # >>658760959 # >>658761121 # >>658761267 # >>658761743 #

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Even mutts have their pride | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/26/23(Sun)04:39:35 No.48975365 F--- off. We do not want your kind out here ) 1 What causes this? 227 KB JPG F
Anonymous 11/26/23(Sun)04:39:35 No.48975365 F--- off. We do not want your kind out here ) 1 What causes this? 227 KB JPG F

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Doom bros. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 20 KB PNG Anonymous 82 KB PNG Anonymous 11/25/23(Sat)14:13:46 No.658611492 Doom Guy is canonically the descendant of B.J. Blazkowicz which makes Doom Guy........ polish... 11/25/23(Sat)14:14:47 No.658611582 6 11/25/23(Sat)14:16:41 No.658611738 ETHNICITY ESTIMATE BRAZILIAN 79% MEXICAN 13% CHINESE 7% JEWISH 1%
Anonymous 20 KB PNG Anonymous 82 KB PNG Anonymous 11/25/23(Sat)14:13:46 No.658611492 Doom Guy is canonically the descendant of B.J. Blazkowicz which makes Doom Guy........ polish... 11/25/23(Sat)14:14:47 No.658611582 6 11/25/23(Sat)14:16:41 No.658611738 ETHNICITY ESTIMATE BRAZILIAN 79% MEXICAN 13% CHINESE 7% JEWISH 1%

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Anon admires Henry Ford | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: BjX1uWQS Henry Ford 11/27/23(Mon)13:12:24 No.450094650 >paid above market wages >limited working day to 8 hours >researched jews' origins and said they are not the people of the Old Testament but imposters >published the international jew >said that jews had infiltrated Protestantism in America and were subverting the religion >member of the America First committee advocating neutrality from European wars 165 KB PNG Why haven't they been able to demonize him yet? He's basically American Hitler. Is Ford untouchable? We should use this guy more in our messaging.
Anonymous (ID: BjX1uWQS Henry Ford 11/27/23(Mon)13:12:24 No.450094650 >paid above market wages >limited working day to 8 hours >researched jews' origins and said they are not the people of the Old Testament but imposters >published the international jew >said that jews had infiltrated Protestantism in America and were subverting the religion >member of the America First committee advocating neutrality from European wars 165 KB PNG Why haven't they been able to demonize him yet? He's basically American Hitler. Is Ford untouchable? We should use this guy more in our messaging.

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Anon is baffled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/27/23(Mon)01:02:47 No.909962797 128 KB JPG >sleep with a girl >smells like dead animals down there >h-------- it's unbearable and I am not even going down on her but I can still smells the stench >she leaves, I take a shower >hopefully she just had a bad day >invite her over again 3 days later >fuuuuckkkk the same stench is going to kill me >she leaves after sex >text her that I don't want to see her again because I am moving >few days later, start masturbating >oh no f--- no it's the same smell Holy f--- what a plot twist, my d--- was the one producing the smell It's so bad, I dont understand I shower almost everyday
: Anonymous 11/27/23(Mon)01:02:47 No.909962797 128 KB JPG >sleep with a girl >smells like dead animals down there >h-------- it's unbearable and I am not even going down on her but I can still smells the stench >she leaves, I take a shower >hopefully she just had a bad day >invite her over again 3 days later >fuuuuckkkk the same stench is going to kill me >she leaves after sex >text her that I don't want to see her again because I am moving >few days later, start masturbating >oh no f--- no it's the same smell Holy f--- what a plot twist, my d--- was the one producing the smell It's so bad, I dont understand I shower almost everyday

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They didn't think this one through did they. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ? 11/26/23(Sun)09:13:41 No.192512895 Disney.. WISH 67 KB JPG >gets an opportunity to have every wish of hers granted >immediately turns herself white What did Disney mean by this?
Anonymous ? 11/26/23(Sun)09:13:41 No.192512895 Disney.. WISH 67 KB JPG >gets an opportunity to have every wish of hers granted >immediately turns herself white What did Disney mean by this?

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Anon is a brave chad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ACHILL AALE AND no hr 11/26/23(Sun)23:30:30 No.22761558 How to Write Effective Horror Screenshot_20231126-142801_YouTube.jpg 152 KB JPG Horror is the worst genre I've never been scared by a book ever 18 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous >>22761558 (OP) # is that a girl or a boy? 11/27/23 (Mon)02:05:32 No.22762066
: Anonymous ACHILL AALE AND no hr 11/26/23(Sun)23:30:30 No.22761558 How to Write Effective Horror Screenshot_20231126-142801_YouTube.jpg 152 KB JPG Horror is the worst genre I've never been scared by a book ever 18 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous >>22761558 (OP) # is that a girl or a boy? 11/27/23 (Mon)02:05:32 No.22762066

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What did the left mean by this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Lee Kuan Yew Is Finally Dead! 822,701 views 2 weeks ago 48 KB PNG 8:39 27/11/2023,4:34:17 pm No.69257770 > random singaporean ranttuber makes fun of his country's ex-leader > charged with treason > sent to jail because treason > west catches on, starts to advocate for his release and/or for free speech rights in singapore > they stop dead in their tracks after they learn he's a p-------- > singapore's free speech laws are the same today as they were when this guy was arrested What did the left mean by this?
Anonymous Lee Kuan Yew Is Finally Dead! 822,701 views 2 weeks ago 48 KB PNG 8:39 27/11/2023,4:34:17 pm No.69257770 > random singaporean ranttuber makes fun of his country's ex-leader > charged with treason > sent to jail because treason > west catches on, starts to advocate for his release and/or for free speech rights in singapore > they stop dead in their tracks after they learn he's a p-------- > singapore's free speech laws are the same today as they were when this guy was arrested What did the left mean by this?

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Zelda is racist? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 19 11/26/23(Sun)13:17:15 No.658703157 Zelda is so racist. The good guys are all white blond-haired A---- types, and the bad guy is a brown-skinned man with a pronounced nose. Other races like gorons and zora are considered "good" because they submit to the Hylians. 90 KB JPG Not the gerudo, though. Nope. They want to be independent and refuse to be dominated, therefore they are "evil." Say, doesn't Hylian kinda sound like A----? Ganon wants to create "a world of darkness," because obviously a world not ruled by white people = darkness and chaos amirite? Link is the chosen hero because he has the blood of ancient Hylian warriors. He's a hero because of his blood? In other words, he's automatically the hero because his ancestors are white? Master Sword, huh? Is that like the master race? The Triforce is a KKK symbol. The final boss of Zelda 2 is Shadow Link, who is exactly like Link except he is black. Nice pointy hat, Link. Was KKK-mart having a sale?
Anonymous 19 11/26/23(Sun)13:17:15 No.658703157 Zelda is so racist. The good guys are all white blond-haired A---- types, and the bad guy is a brown-skinned man with a pronounced nose. Other races like gorons and zora are considered "good" because they submit to the Hylians. 90 KB JPG Not the gerudo, though. Nope. They want to be independent and refuse to be dominated, therefore they are "evil." Say, doesn't Hylian kinda sound like A----? Ganon wants to create "a world of darkness," because obviously a world not ruled by white people = darkness and chaos amirite? Link is the chosen hero because he has the blood of ancient Hylian warriors. He's a hero because of his blood? In other words, he's automatically the hero because his ancestors are white? Master Sword, huh? Is that like the master race? The Triforce is a KKK symbol. The final boss of Zelda 2 is Shadow Link, who is exactly like Link except he is black. Nice pointy hat, Link. Was KKK-mart having a sale?

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Lord heaven above. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: HUwxoU2e) 13 225 KB JPG 11/26/23(Sun)13:02:01 No.450032524 >Erase Satan, my arch-nemesis, with a simple snap of my fingers? Nah. I'll leave him around to cause chaos, pain, and suffering.
Anonymous (ID: HUwxoU2e) 13 225 KB JPG 11/26/23(Sun)13:02:01 No.450032524 >Erase Satan, my arch-nemesis, with a simple snap of my fingers? Nah. I'll leave him around to cause chaos, pain, and suffering.

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Anonymous 4 KB PNG 11/25/23(Sat)12:14:49 No.5096220 COUNTER STRIKE LIMITED TEST >be me, German >join a mexican community server >hispanic admin immediately says "si si si we got a german here" >"what are your opinions on Hitler anon" >type in chat that Hitler was kinda dumb >immediately kicked and perma banned from the server Why are they like this?
Anonymous 4 KB PNG 11/25/23(Sat)12:14:49 No.5096220 COUNTER STRIKE LIMITED TEST >be me, German >join a mexican community server >hispanic admin immediately says "si si si we got a german here" >"what are your opinions on Hitler anon" >type in chat that Hitler was kinda dumb >immediately kicked and perma banned from the server Why are they like this?

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