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Anonymous 145 KB PNG >be me 11/23/24(Sat) 08:24:24 No.927754455 >Check up on the reddit normies from time to time >"My 85 year old grandfather can't figure out how to use his oven - LOL PAINT CHIPS" >"A man hit on me at the gym so I s--- myself and barked at him and shaved my eyebrows in self defense" >I've gotten my Harris sign stolen and given death threats 15+ times but there's no video" >" Why are republicans so obsessed with trans?" Trans flag pfp > Every comment that has any kind of criticism has 3,000 qualifying statements so they don't get harassed " I'm a gigantic f----- and sucked 30 d---- in 41 minutes, but I don't think blah blah blah" Are these real f------ people?
Anonymous 145 KB PNG >be me 11/23/24(Sat) 08:24:24 No.927754455 >Check up on the reddit normies from time to time >"My 85 year old grandfather can't figure out how to use his oven - LOL PAINT CHIPS" >"A man hit on me at the gym so I s--- myself and barked at him and shaved my eyebrows in self defense" >I've gotten my Harris sign stolen and given death threats 15+ times but there's no video" >" Why are republicans so obsessed with trans?" Trans flag pfp > Every comment that has any kind of criticism has 3,000 qualifying statements so they don't get harassed " I'm a gigantic f----- and sucked 30 d---- in 41 minutes, but I don't think blah blah blah" Are these real f------ people?

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Anon notices something | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p) 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.
Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p) 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anon is me | /r/Greentext

File: d80g2uv-96b2cc0d-9281-4f3(...).jpg (39 KB, 640x818) fatties btfo Anonymous > Eat only when hungry > Thin Literally this easy.
File: d80g2uv-96b2cc0d-9281-4f3(...).jpg (39 KB, 640x818) fatties btfo Anonymous > Eat only when hungry > Thin Literally this easy.

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Anon, Reddit and hypocrisy | /r/Greentext

just bi Anonymous Greentext Reposter ❤ @GreenTe... ·16h anonymous submission Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)17:52:50 No.78624 1.52 MB PNG >hates Twitter and says it's dead >look inside >80% of popular posts are just screenshots from Twitter 35 17330 11.8K Ill 129K go
just bi Anonymous Greentext Reposter ❤ @GreenTe... ·16h anonymous submission Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)17:52:50 No.78624 1.52 MB PNG >hates Twitter and says it's dead >look inside >80% of popular posts are just screenshots from Twitter 35 17330 11.8K Ill 129K go

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Anon reviews a kino | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/23/24(Sat)05:14:25 No.206146410 Hollywood is done 3.66 MB MP4 Anonymous >>206146410 (OP) # It has soul : Anonymous >>206146410 (OP) # based! 11/23/24(Sat) 05:54:18 No.206147786 11/23/24(Sat)06:08:20 No.206148230 I dont think it's as compelling as catdad fighting sharks and the cruise ship, but pretty good. I don't even think the first one was animated. in 2 years, this is going to be pretty good. Anonymous 11/23/24(Sat) 06:12:17 No.206148349 this cat is show how loyalty and honor bring you far
Anonymous 11/23/24(Sat)05:14:25 No.206146410 Hollywood is done 3.66 MB MP4 Anonymous >>206146410 (OP) # It has soul : Anonymous >>206146410 (OP) # based! 11/23/24(Sat) 05:54:18 No.206147786 11/23/24(Sat)06:08:20 No.206148230 I dont think it's as compelling as catdad fighting sharks and the cruise ship, but pretty good. I don't even think the first one was animated. in 2 years, this is going to be pretty good. Anonymous 11/23/24(Sat) 06:12:17 No.206148349 this cat is show how loyalty and honor bring you far

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"How would you fix James Bond?" | /r/Greentext

File: Bond.png (183 KB, 396x336) 9 ☐ James Bond producers reportedly struggling to find a new direction for the franchise Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)12:40:24 No.206102626 >>206102857 >>206102870 >>206102886 >>206102963 >>206102972 >>206103013 >>206103095 >>206103128 >>206103159 >>206103311 >>206103407 >>206103490 >>206103632 >>206103929 >>206104665 >>206104737 >>206104802 >>206104840 >>206104848 >>206104963 >>206105106 >>206105682 >>206106136 >>206106944 >>206107226 >>206107859 >>206108135 >>206108686 >>206108792 >>206110267 >>206114120 >>206114165 >>206114180 >>206114272 >>206114337 >>206114573 >>206114795 >>206115303 >>206115877 >>206115923 https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/james-bond-fans-face-five-34053058 They've already done campy and gritty, rookie Bond and old man Bond, fantasy villains and realistic geopolitics. Where else can they go that's fresh? ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)12:46:28 No.206102821 Vin Diesel Bond ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)12:48:29 No.206102886 >>206102931 >>206103058 >>206103072 >>206103657 >>206104068 >>206105032 >>206106904 >>206108086 >>206108179 >>206113531 >>206114540 >>206114667 >>206102626 (OP) Period bond set over half a century ago Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)12:49:51 No.206102931 >>206102886 >Period Bond You mean female Bond? ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)12:51:05 No.206102972 ► >>206102626 (OP) >>206111225 They should realise that in current times a manly Bond would be a 'new' direction. ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)12:58:54 No.206103244 >>206105483 >>206108358 >>206113624 Here's how you do a bond movie: >007, you're a f------ a------. here's a very specific gadget >welcome to an exotic country 007. I have great t--- but I don't put out >007, so nice of you to join us. I will use smart fridges to take over the planet. you're doomed unless you have very specific gadget >escape sequence. "Mr. Villain, You need to chill out." >sex scene with the chick from earlier >credits they just need to stop f------ around and do the work ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)13:12:14 No.206103665 ► Trans bond. Janet bond played by a black guy. >> Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)13:35:47 No.206104458 >>206111310 >>>206114237 James Bond vs Austin Powers ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)19:34:14 No.206114552 ► >Bond says "f--- this government" and joins a Farmers' protest ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)19:40:58 No.206114678 ► Imagine having the rights to a f------ spy franchise and not knowing what to do. These stinky Brits are f------ creatively bankrupt. Meanwhile Tom Cruise is running circles around them in a wingsuit. ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)20:46:05 No.206115931 >>206115960 >Nolan wants to do it >Tarantino wants to do it >We just don't know! F------ broccoli c----
File: Bond.png (183 KB, 396x336) 9 ☐ James Bond producers reportedly struggling to find a new direction for the franchise Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)12:40:24 No.206102626 >>206102857 >>206102870 >>206102886 >>206102963 >>206102972 >>206103013 >>206103095 >>206103128 >>206103159 >>206103311 >>206103407 >>206103490 >>206103632 >>206103929 >>206104665 >>206104737 >>206104802 >>206104840 >>206104848 >>206104963 >>206105106 >>206105682 >>206106136 >>206106944 >>206107226 >>206107859 >>206108135 >>206108686 >>206108792 >>206110267 >>206114120 >>206114165 >>206114180 >>206114272 >>206114337 >>206114573 >>206114795 >>206115303 >>206115877 >>206115923 https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/james-bond-fans-face-five-34053058 They've already done campy and gritty, rookie Bond and old man Bond, fantasy villains and realistic geopolitics. Where else can they go that's fresh? ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)12:46:28 No.206102821 Vin Diesel Bond ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)12:48:29 No.206102886 >>206102931 >>206103058 >>206103072 >>206103657 >>206104068 >>206105032 >>206106904 >>206108086 >>206108179 >>206113531 >>206114540 >>206114667 >>206102626 (OP) Period bond set over half a century ago Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)12:49:51 No.206102931 >>206102886 >Period Bond You mean female Bond? ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)12:51:05 No.206102972 ► >>206102626 (OP) >>206111225 They should realise that in current times a manly Bond would be a 'new' direction. ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)12:58:54 No.206103244 >>206105483 >>206108358 >>206113624 Here's how you do a bond movie: >007, you're a f------ a------. here's a very specific gadget >welcome to an exotic country 007. I have great t--- but I don't put out >007, so nice of you to join us. I will use smart fridges to take over the planet. you're doomed unless you have very specific gadget >escape sequence. "Mr. Villain, You need to chill out." >sex scene with the chick from earlier >credits they just need to stop f------ around and do the work ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)13:12:14 No.206103665 ► Trans bond. Janet bond played by a black guy. >> Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)13:35:47 No.206104458 >>206111310 >>>206114237 James Bond vs Austin Powers ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)19:34:14 No.206114552 ► >Bond says "f--- this government" and joins a Farmers' protest ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)19:40:58 No.206114678 ► Imagine having the rights to a f------ spy franchise and not knowing what to do. These stinky Brits are f------ creatively bankrupt. Meanwhile Tom Cruise is running circles around them in a wingsuit. ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)20:46:05 No.206115931 >>206115960 >Nolan wants to do it >Tarantino wants to do it >We just don't know! F------ broccoli c----

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what would you do with infinite energy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)21:53:48 No.689273854 portals wheel endlessly falling water electricity = INFINITE ENERGY 1725617732115539.png 150 KB PNG Enough with the Portal conundrum, how would you effectively use the technology?
Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)21:53:48 No.689273854 portals wheel endlessly falling water electricity = INFINITE ENERGY 1725617732115539.png 150 KB PNG Enough with the Portal conundrum, how would you effectively use the technology?

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Post boom clarity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Oppie 11/07/24(Thu)12:41:22 No.205412108 hq720.jpg 31 KB JPG >We have to build a bomb faster than the Nazis >The Nazis surrender >oh well we've built it now we have to use it >"Oppie what if people die?" >They drop it on Japan even though they would have surrendered anyway >Haha I just dropped the bomb in Japan surely they didn't like that >Mr President I-uh feel like uh, I have blood on my hands This script won best picture, btw. : Anonymous >>205412108 (OP) # >drops another bomb >creates anime why did he do it 11/07/24(Thu)12:45:16 No.205412131
: Anonymous Oppie 11/07/24(Thu)12:41:22 No.205412108 hq720.jpg 31 KB JPG >We have to build a bomb faster than the Nazis >The Nazis surrender >oh well we've built it now we have to use it >"Oppie what if people die?" >They drop it on Japan even though they would have surrendered anyway >Haha I just dropped the bomb in Japan surely they didn't like that >Mr President I-uh feel like uh, I have blood on my hands This script won best picture, btw. : Anonymous >>205412108 (OP) # >drops another bomb >creates anime why did he do it 11/07/24(Thu)12:45:16 No.205412131

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Anon hates QR codes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 162 KB GIF 11/17/24(Sun)00:35:54 No.20975709 >go to restaurant >QR code for menu >ask waitress if I can get a physical menu since I don't have a phone (I do) >"sorry we don't have any" >ask her if she could print one >comes back with manager 15 minutes later with their online menu printed on several sheets of printer paper (full color) >"thank you so much!" >look at menu for about 5 seconds >order the chicken strips with BBQ sauce, a coke, and side of coleslaw >waitress brings my food >"actually can I get the check and a to-go box?" >exasperated look "sure, no problem." >pull out cash to pay >"sorry we are cashless only, can you pay with card?" >"I don't use credit cards, and I left my debit at home. can you make an exception?" >5 minutes later manager comes back with a little cash envelope and says they can only take cash if its exact change, or if I round up and add it to the tip >no problem, round up one penny to $13 >no tip >get f----- wagies >>20976163 # >>20976921 # >>20982142 # >>20982150 # >>20982793 # >>20984871 #
Anonymous 162 KB GIF 11/17/24(Sun)00:35:54 No.20975709 >go to restaurant >QR code for menu >ask waitress if I can get a physical menu since I don't have a phone (I do) >"sorry we don't have any" >ask her if she could print one >comes back with manager 15 minutes later with their online menu printed on several sheets of printer paper (full color) >"thank you so much!" >look at menu for about 5 seconds >order the chicken strips with BBQ sauce, a coke, and side of coleslaw >waitress brings my food >"actually can I get the check and a to-go box?" >exasperated look "sure, no problem." >pull out cash to pay >"sorry we are cashless only, can you pay with card?" >"I don't use credit cards, and I left my debit at home. can you make an exception?" >5 minutes later manager comes back with a little cash envelope and says they can only take cash if its exact change, or if I round up and add it to the tip >no problem, round up one penny to $13 >no tip >get f----- wagies >>20976163 # >>20976921 # >>20982142 # >>20982150 # >>20982793 # >>20984871 #

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Anon is English | /r/Greentext

Is Napoleon the most overrated figure in history? Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)14:20:32 No.17287393 >plundered europe >killed millions >destroyed 1000 years of HRE tradition >replaced continental law with the french napoleonic code >increased the spread of french philosophy Is there any reason to like this guy other than him being "cool"? His entire legacy is destruction and seeding of marxism
Is Napoleon the most overrated figure in history? Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)14:20:32 No.17287393 >plundered europe >killed millions >destroyed 1000 years of HRE tradition >replaced continental law with the french napoleonic code >increased the spread of french philosophy Is there any reason to like this guy other than him being "cool"? His entire legacy is destruction and seeding of marxism

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Straight & Real | /r/Greentext

66 KB JPG >be me >casually talk to my twink roommate after football match >invites me to play batsu game on super smash bros >whoever did lose the set,gotta drink 2 vodka shots >after 10 rounds we were super waster and tipsy >we both start feeling an electric current in the air as both our body temperature raised up >we had sex >yesterday >woke up next to him today >cuddle a little cuz why not >we had sex again >It was hot as f---, but I want to kill myself because I'm not a homosexual What do,im not gay and i don't want other people to find out, especially my super-conservative family
66 KB JPG >be me >casually talk to my twink roommate after football match >invites me to play batsu game on super smash bros >whoever did lose the set,gotta drink 2 vodka shots >after 10 rounds we were super waster and tipsy >we both start feeling an electric current in the air as both our body temperature raised up >we had sex >yesterday >woke up next to him today >cuddle a little cuz why not >we had sex again >It was hot as f---, but I want to kill myself because I'm not a homosexual What do,im not gay and i don't want other people to find out, especially my super-conservative family

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Anon psychoanalyzes the midcentury german | /r/Greentext

File: 1533392333843.jpg (553 KB, 1254x1787) F------ REOUS ALBION S--- JEW ANA ANGLO ELCOCKS GOT A GLAND WIR IN NETHIN MUTORES FIREBOMBING THE JUST DIESE TYPHOO GAVE ROOMMUNSY Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)21:03:10 No.17282793 ►>>17282797 >>17284647 >>17285613 >>17285832 >brb breaking the Treaty of Versailles >brb remilitarizing the Rhineland >brb invading Austria >brb invading Czechoslovakia >brb murdering Jews, gypsies, homosexuals, communists, and anyone who disagrees with my politics >brb murdering all of my political rivals >brb giving speech about how Germany should own all of Eastern Europe and replace the natives >brb allying with genocidal Japanese >brb invading Poland >brb launching undeclared surprise invasions against Luxembourg, Belgium, the Netherlands, Denmark, Norway, Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania >brb assassinating the King of Bulgaria and sponsoring a coup in Yugoslavia >brb setting up breeding camps between German officers and hot Norwegian women >brb openly talking about invading Switzerland >brb helping Italy invade Greece and North Africa >brb invading Russia >brb declaring war on the US for no reason >W-- why won't you let me own all of Europe you can still keep your colonies
File: 1533392333843.jpg (553 KB, 1254x1787) F------ REOUS ALBION S--- JEW ANA ANGLO ELCOCKS GOT A GLAND WIR IN NETHIN MUTORES FIREBOMBING THE JUST DIESE TYPHOO GAVE ROOMMUNSY Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)21:03:10 No.17282793 ►>>17282797 >>17284647 >>17285613 >>17285832 >brb breaking the Treaty of Versailles >brb remilitarizing the Rhineland >brb invading Austria >brb invading Czechoslovakia >brb murdering Jews, gypsies, homosexuals, communists, and anyone who disagrees with my politics >brb murdering all of my political rivals >brb giving speech about how Germany should own all of Eastern Europe and replace the natives >brb allying with genocidal Japanese >brb invading Poland >brb launching undeclared surprise invasions against Luxembourg, Belgium, the Netherlands, Denmark, Norway, Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania >brb assassinating the King of Bulgaria and sponsoring a coup in Yugoslavia >brb setting up breeding camps between German officers and hot Norwegian women >brb openly talking about invading Switzerland >brb helping Italy invade Greece and North Africa >brb invading Russia >brb declaring war on the US for no reason >W-- why won't you let me own all of Europe you can still keep your colonies

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markiplier lore | /r/Greentext

I'm tired Markiplier - 6.5M views • 10 days ago 20240322_214300.png 324 KB PNG >I GOTTA PLAY VIDEO GAMES ONCE A WEEK AND MAKE MILLIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE 6:55
I'm tired Markiplier - 6.5M views • 10 days ago 20240322_214300.png 324 KB PNG >I GOTTA PLAY VIDEO GAMES ONCE A WEEK AND MAKE MILLIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE 6:55

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They aren’t wrong lol | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Cyberscam 2077 12/18/23(Mon) 19:59:16 No.458421695 80 KB JPG >promised as an rpg >released as a s----- action shooter >scammed customers as well as investors in 2020 due to it's unplayable state >took CDPR 1 1/2 half years to make it playable >took 3 years to include something basic like a train system >still not an rpg >suddenly it's praised as GOTY are people giga-retarded?
Anonymous Cyberscam 2077 12/18/23(Mon) 19:59:16 No.458421695 80 KB JPG >promised as an rpg >released as a s----- action shooter >scammed customers as well as investors in 2020 due to it's unplayable state >took CDPR 1 1/2 half years to make it playable >took 3 years to include something basic like a train system >still not an rpg >suddenly it's praised as GOTY are people giga-retarded?

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Anon is saved | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How Spongebob saved my life 178 KB JPG 07/15/23(Sat)20:06:33 No.902662471 >Be childhood me, bullied at school, divorced parents, only good thing in life was Spongebob >Be 19 years old me, suicidal, depressive, alcoholic, decided to end my life at night >Took a nap before, in that nap, i dreamt about the Spongebob crew convincing me to don't end it all, at the end of the dream, Spongebob hugged me and told me that life is worth it >Woke up crying, still cried during hours >Be 20 years old me (actual), powerlifter, went to rehab, and now security guard I still cry when i remember this, thanks Stephen Hillenburg, i hope that God has given you the best spot in heaven
Anonymous How Spongebob saved my life 178 KB JPG 07/15/23(Sat)20:06:33 No.902662471 >Be childhood me, bullied at school, divorced parents, only good thing in life was Spongebob >Be 19 years old me, suicidal, depressive, alcoholic, decided to end my life at night >Took a nap before, in that nap, i dreamt about the Spongebob crew convincing me to don't end it all, at the end of the dream, Spongebob hugged me and told me that life is worth it >Woke up crying, still cried during hours >Be 20 years old me (actual), powerlifter, went to rehab, and now security guard I still cry when i remember this, thanks Stephen Hillenburg, i hope that God has given you the best spot in heaven

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Fake and gay analysis? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 153 KB PNG 10/16/20(Fri)21:09:23 No.838004040 >be me >21 >super straight male >get horny one night and decide to go use the local glory hole >actually kinda enjoy it >half way through person on the otherside moans >it's a guy's moan >realize ive been sucking a man's c--- this entire time mfw
: Anonymous 153 KB PNG 10/16/20(Fri)21:09:23 No.838004040 >be me >21 >super straight male >get horny one night and decide to go use the local glory hole >actually kinda enjoy it >half way through person on the otherside moans >it's a guy's moan >realize ive been sucking a man's c--- this entire time mfw

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Anon misses his friend | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_1723.jpg (89 KB, 950x950) > after a while he answers less and less > buys a phone that only has calls on it Miss my friend Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)10:29:50 No.32338271 >>32340765 >>32340815 >>32340988 >>32340998 > be me > move to a new city and switch schools just before 4th grade > thissucks.png > first day of class > sit next to some random dude > teacher starts roll call > calls his name just before mine >mfw we become friends >mfw we stayed friends since then up to the end of hs >mfw he's one of mine if not my best friend > 11th grade starts > becomes extremely religious (this happened over the course of HS) > decides to leave school and become completely religious > sad to see him go but keep in contact cuz I love my friend > goes to a monastery to be completely isolated > loose contact as he's completely obsessed with religion and scripture and cannot talk about anything else and also cannot accept nor hear any opinion other than the one his religious sect deems right (we're both religious) > last time we talked felt like talking to a stranger, completely different then my old friend >mfw I lost a friend just like that > ffs today > be bored at work > decide to read our old chats > makes me tear up I miss you bro How do you cope with this? He was such a good friend and it still hurts
File: IMG_1723.jpg (89 KB, 950x950) > after a while he answers less and less > buys a phone that only has calls on it Miss my friend Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)10:29:50 No.32338271 >>32340765 >>32340815 >>32340988 >>32340998 > be me > move to a new city and switch schools just before 4th grade > thissucks.png > first day of class > sit next to some random dude > teacher starts roll call > calls his name just before mine >mfw we become friends >mfw we stayed friends since then up to the end of hs >mfw he's one of mine if not my best friend > 11th grade starts > becomes extremely religious (this happened over the course of HS) > decides to leave school and become completely religious > sad to see him go but keep in contact cuz I love my friend > goes to a monastery to be completely isolated > loose contact as he's completely obsessed with religion and scripture and cannot talk about anything else and also cannot accept nor hear any opinion other than the one his religious sect deems right (we're both religious) > last time we talked felt like talking to a stranger, completely different then my old friend >mfw I lost a friend just like that > ffs today > be bored at work > decide to read our old chats > makes me tear up I miss you bro How do you cope with this? He was such a good friend and it still hurts

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Anon Hates Dune: Prophecy | /r/Greentext

File: 1714666322521113.png (226 KB, 1280x720) max ORIGINAL DUNE PROPHECY max ☐ Dune Prophecy Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)17:23:25 No.206069688 >>206069946 >>206069948 >>206070538 >>206070685>>206072088 >>206073226 >>206075057 >>206075549 >>206075590 >>206075698 >>206076011 >>206076449 >>206077832 >>206078058 I don't understand who this show is for. >every woman is strong and powerful and can hold their own against men in physical confrontation >90% of the cast is a minority >you're suppose to be rooting for the people who want to subvert control of the universe >the emperor is portrayed as a spineless cuck f----- >men are easily manipulated and emotionally toyed with by women >Ragnar Lothbrok is pretty much typecast as unhinged now Imagine this show the other way around. >in this universe mostly dominated by women a magical order, exclusively consisting of men, mostly white, wants to subvert genetic lines to create more controllable rulers and shadowpuppet the galaxy Would anyone root for the latter? ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)17:39:56 No.206070475 >>206075479 File: Alison Schapker.jpg (320 KB, 1080x1440) >>206070503 >>206070575 >>206070685 >>206071161 This is the writer and showrunner. Hope it helps OP. ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)18:43:30 No.206073226 >>206069688 (OP). >5 mins into the show >>206074707 >>206074825 >"yeah, i f----- around in my free time and discovered the voice" >random club scene straight out of some cw show Absolutely dreadful, instead of showing origins of great houses and s---, we get whatever this is ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:09:38 No.206074103 File: 1624124426728.jpg (20 KB, 418x359) >>206074290 >First 5 minutes >Atreides are bad guys who lie >All rulers of the great families are greedy power hungry bad guys who need guidance from women >Manipulate rulers to breed new rulers who they can control for reasons >Majority of bene gesserit are white in what is a diverse cast otherwise >First 20 minutes is literally women talking I don't think this is for us lads. Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:38:43 No.206074856 How many Dune books has Brian released so far? 50? ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:46:33 No.206075057 >>206069688 (OP). >>206075081 Hollywood suits have never stopped looking for a new GoT. Wheel of Time failed, Foundation failed, the Witcher failed. Now it's Brianslop time. ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:52:58 No.206075191 File: you-fool.jpg (139 KB, 1156x771) YOU FOOL! They adapted Brian Herbert ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)22:11:38 No.206077832 >>206077979 >>206069688 (OP) >I don't understand who this show is for. Women
File: 1714666322521113.png (226 KB, 1280x720) max ORIGINAL DUNE PROPHECY max ☐ Dune Prophecy Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)17:23:25 No.206069688 >>206069946 >>206069948 >>206070538 >>206070685>>206072088 >>206073226 >>206075057 >>206075549 >>206075590 >>206075698 >>206076011 >>206076449 >>206077832 >>206078058 I don't understand who this show is for. >every woman is strong and powerful and can hold their own against men in physical confrontation >90% of the cast is a minority >you're suppose to be rooting for the people who want to subvert control of the universe >the emperor is portrayed as a spineless cuck f----- >men are easily manipulated and emotionally toyed with by women >Ragnar Lothbrok is pretty much typecast as unhinged now Imagine this show the other way around. >in this universe mostly dominated by women a magical order, exclusively consisting of men, mostly white, wants to subvert genetic lines to create more controllable rulers and shadowpuppet the galaxy Would anyone root for the latter? ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)17:39:56 No.206070475 >>206075479 File: Alison Schapker.jpg (320 KB, 1080x1440) >>206070503 >>206070575 >>206070685 >>206071161 This is the writer and showrunner. Hope it helps OP. ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)18:43:30 No.206073226 >>206069688 (OP). >5 mins into the show >>206074707 >>206074825 >"yeah, i f----- around in my free time and discovered the voice" >random club scene straight out of some cw show Absolutely dreadful, instead of showing origins of great houses and s---, we get whatever this is ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:09:38 No.206074103 File: 1624124426728.jpg (20 KB, 418x359) >>206074290 >First 5 minutes >Atreides are bad guys who lie >All rulers of the great families are greedy power hungry bad guys who need guidance from women >Manipulate rulers to breed new rulers who they can control for reasons >Majority of bene gesserit are white in what is a diverse cast otherwise >First 20 minutes is literally women talking I don't think this is for us lads. Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:38:43 No.206074856 How many Dune books has Brian released so far? 50? ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:46:33 No.206075057 >>206069688 (OP). >>206075081 Hollywood suits have never stopped looking for a new GoT. Wheel of Time failed, Foundation failed, the Witcher failed. Now it's Brianslop time. ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:52:58 No.206075191 File: you-fool.jpg (139 KB, 1156x771) YOU FOOL! They adapted Brian Herbert ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)22:11:38 No.206077832 >>206077979 >>206069688 (OP) >I don't understand who this show is for. Women

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File: Galil_noBG.png (82 KB, 620x220) Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)15:37:58 No.62904596 >>62905158 How the f--- did Kalashnikov get his rifle ripped off by a guy named Balashnikov? That's like some Luigi and Waluigi tier b-------. Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)15:42:47 No.62904627 >villain is called hitler >his henchman is called himmler >>62904820 >>62905677 >>62906450 440410UTHMO 10 10 N. 00001000
File: Galil_noBG.png (82 KB, 620x220) Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)15:37:58 No.62904596 >>62905158 How the f--- did Kalashnikov get his rifle ripped off by a guy named Balashnikov? That's like some Luigi and Waluigi tier b-------. Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)15:42:47 No.62904627 >villain is called hitler >his henchman is called himmler >>62904820 >>62905677 >>62906450 440410UTHMO 10 10 N. 00001000

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Anon goes to the movies | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/23/24(Wed)03:30:35 No.204765370 >Short wolverine scene wolverine.jpg 91 KB JPG >All girls in audience burst out laughing >"OMG, HE'S UNDER 6' AHAHAHAHA!" >"EWW, WHY IS WOLVERINE AN INGEL?" >"YOU CAN TELL HE'S A VIRGIN LOL!" >Try to get up to leave >They can tell I'm 5'10 and they start throwing popcorn and soda at me >Entire theater boos as I try to run away >Trip and fall down >Girl looks down and says "you'll never have me" Why are movies always like this nowadays? I didn't choose to be born this way.
Anonymous 10/23/24(Wed)03:30:35 No.204765370 >Short wolverine scene wolverine.jpg 91 KB JPG >All girls in audience burst out laughing >"OMG, HE'S UNDER 6' AHAHAHAHA!" >"EWW, WHY IS WOLVERINE AN INGEL?" >"YOU CAN TELL HE'S A VIRGIN LOL!" >Try to get up to leave >They can tell I'm 5'10 and they start throwing popcorn and soda at me >Entire theater boos as I try to run away >Trip and fall down >Girl looks down and says "you'll never have me" Why are movies always like this nowadays? I didn't choose to be born this way.

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