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That's comforting...

ATTENTION! If you become lost or confused in the corn maze, stay calm! Don't panic, help is on the way. Every Thursday morning we send a rescue team into the maze to bring out everyone left from the previous weekend. They are highly trained and can usually locate over two-thirds of those left behind.
ATTENTION! If you become lost or confused in the corn maze, stay calm! Don't panic, help is on the way. Every Thursday morning we send a rescue team into the maze to bring out everyone left from the previous weekend. They are highly trained and can usually locate over two-thirds of those left behind.

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They should be grateful

I tried donating blood... NEVER AGAIN!!! Too many stupid questions! Whose blood is it? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket?
I tried donating blood... NEVER AGAIN!!! Too many stupid questions! Whose blood is it? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket?

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Don't be afraid

NEXT TIME YOU RE AFRAID TO SHARE IDEAS REMEMBER SOMEONE ONCE SAID IN A MEETING LETS MAKE A FILM WITH A TORNADO FULL OF SHARKS
NEXT TIME YOU RE AFRAID TO SHARE IDEAS REMEMBER SOMEONE ONCE SAID IN A MEETING LETS MAKE A FILM WITH A TORNADO FULL OF SHARKS

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Makes sense

VOTED BEST BURGER IN TOWN BY SOME GUY WHO LIKES BURGERS
VOTED BEST BURGER IN TOWN BY SOME GUY WHO LIKES BURGERS

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They aren't lying

THIS WEEK'S SPECIAL BUY ONE BEER FOR THE PRICE OF TWO AND RECEIVE A SECOND BEER ABSOLUTELY FREE
THIS WEEK'S SPECIAL BUY ONE BEER FOR THE PRICE OF TWO AND RECEIVE A SECOND BEER ABSOLUTELY FREE

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This is awkward

WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE NAKED AT THE GENDER REVEAL PARTY
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE NAKED AT THE GENDER REVEAL PARTY

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Remember that

RAISED LOCALLY 1000 A GOOD DRY RUB ENHANCES OUR MEAT STOP LAUGHING GM AM FOR GOOD
RAISED LOCALLY 1000 A GOOD DRY RUB ENHANCES OUR MEAT STOP LAUGHING GM AM FOR GOOD

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How it's meant to be

The Happy Hippie Group MEET PEOPLE THE OLD FASHIONED WAY THROUGH ALCOHOL & POOR JUDGEMENT PLATESC
The Happy Hippie Group MEET PEOPLE THE OLD FASHIONED WAY THROUGH ALCOHOL & POOR JUDGEMENT PLATESC

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Accurate

ESPRESSO& BEFORE COFFEE: I HATE EVERYONE AFTER COFFEE: I FEEL GOOD ABOUT HATING EVERYONE #COFFERD
ESPRESSO& BEFORE COFFEE: I HATE EVERYONE AFTER COFFEE: I FEEL GOOD ABOUT HATING EVERYONE #COFFERD

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Sorry

SORRY WE'RE OPEN
SORRY WE'RE OPEN

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You are welcome

BUTCHER -OPEN- DEAR VEGANS, I'VE KILLED THIS Cow BECAUSE IT WAS EATING YOUR FOOD... YOUR WELCOME
BUTCHER -OPEN- DEAR VEGANS, I'VE KILLED THIS Cow BECAUSE IT WAS EATING YOUR FOOD... YOUR WELCOME

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Try it

vintage grounds coffee cuisine cocktails creativity E Vintage grounds If you & say, GULLIBLE" slowly, it sounds like "Oranges RESERVED onalyne COFFEE OPEN S7416825 Gane VG
vintage grounds coffee cuisine cocktails creativity E Vintage grounds If you & say, GULLIBLE" slowly, it sounds like "Oranges RESERVED onalyne COFFEE OPEN S7416825 Gane VG

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They have a point

According to science alcohol is a solution.
According to science alcohol is a solution.

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Their rules...

NO SKIN SOUL SERVICE CONCEPT 1-800-325-252 WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO SKELETONS NO GHOULS OR WRAITHS ALLOWED ON THIS PROPERTY
NO SKIN SOUL SERVICE CONCEPT 1-800-325-252 WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO SKELETONS NO GHOULS OR WRAITHS ALLOWED ON THIS PROPERTY

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Don't even worry about it

IT'S OKAY TO EAT A WHOLE PIZZA BY YOURSELF Say Cheese!
IT'S OKAY TO EAT A WHOLE PIZZA BY YOURSELF Say Cheese!

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So excited

LANDSCAPE OPEN NOW SPRING IS HERE IM SO EXCITED IWET MY PLANTS
LANDSCAPE OPEN NOW SPRING IS HERE IM SO EXCITED IWET MY PLANTS

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Just a reminder

IF YOU'RE DRINKING TO FORGET. PLEASE PAY IN ADVANCE
IF YOU'RE DRINKING TO FORGET. PLEASE PAY IN ADVANCE

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Thrift store lovers

YOU ARE A THRIFT STORE AHOLIC IF YOU LOOK FOR THRIFT STORES ON VACATION
YOU ARE A THRIFT STORE AHOLIC IF YOU LOOK FOR THRIFT STORES ON VACATION

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You've been warned

We can fight at this location so think before you speak POPEYES LOUISIANA KITCHEN + @kvantaydevan
We can fight at this location so think before you speak POPEYES LOUISIANA KITCHEN + @kvantaydevan

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Arrrr

"DRINKING RUM BEFORE 10 AM MAKES YOU A PIRATE, NOT AN ALCOHOLIC
"DRINKING RUM BEFORE 10 AM MAKES YOU A PIRATE, NOT AN ALCOHOLIC

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