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I would suffer

I'M GLAD I DON'T HAVE TO HUNT FOR MY FOOD. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE SANDWICHES LIVE CAFÉ SKANSEN ANNO 3004
I'M GLAD I DON'T HAVE TO HUNT FOR MY FOOD. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE SANDWICHES LIVE CAFÉ SKANSEN ANNO 3004

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Who's laughing now?

WELL PLAYED BURGER KING, WELL PLAYED. McDonald's BIP MCDONALDS
WELL PLAYED BURGER KING, WELL PLAYED. McDonald's BIP MCDONALDS

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Get in the season

STOP RIGHT TURN ONLY GARA 345-2660 ASE FULL SERVICE AUTO REPAIR PUMPKIN SPICE OIL FOR YOUR CARE 1170 ST
STOP RIGHT TURN ONLY GARA 345-2660 ASE FULL SERVICE AUTO REPAIR PUMPKIN SPICE OIL FOR YOUR CARE 1170 ST

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Aware wolf

INDIAN HILL COMMUNITY CENTER S WHEN YOU TEACH A WOLF TO MEDITATE HE BECOMES AWARE WOLF
INDIAN HILL COMMUNITY CENTER S WHEN YOU TEACH A WOLF TO MEDITATE HE BECOMES AWARE WOLF

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Proudly in support of...

THE WIENERS Vienna Beef CIRCLE WE PROUDLY SUPPORT DOG ON DOG & BUN ON BUN BEST NEON CHICAGO
THE WIENERS Vienna Beef CIRCLE WE PROUDLY SUPPORT DOG ON DOG & BUN ON BUN BEST NEON CHICAGO

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It might surprise you

bar 1 Surant & coffee bar Van SOUPS COME IN AND TRY THE WORST COFFEE ONE WOMAN ON TRIPADVISOR HAD IN HER LIFE OTATO
bar 1 Surant & coffee bar Van SOUPS COME IN AND TRY THE WORST COFFEE ONE WOMAN ON TRIPADVISOR HAD IN HER LIFE OTATO

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Oof

YOUR WIFE CALLED SHE NEEDS A FOOTLONG WE CAN HELP
YOUR WIFE CALLED SHE NEEDS A FOOTLONG WE CAN HELP

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Fair enough

THIEVES DEN UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE GIVEN A REDBULL AND TAUGHT HOW TO SWEAR.
THIEVES DEN UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE GIVEN A REDBULL AND TAUGHT HOW TO SWEAR.

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Go find out

EGGS BACON COCAINE We Have 2 of the 3 Come into find out which
EGGS BACON COCAINE We Have 2 of the 3 Come into find out which

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Too many restrictions

NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO SERVICE! ALSO... No Smoking No Food or Drink No Canadian Street Slang No Unicycles No Drum Circles No Business Casual No Floating, Sentient Glow Cubes Sent From the Future to Kill Me No Mariachi Bands No Conversations That Involve the Word "Brunch" No Horses (Yes, even if they are wearing shirts and shoes) No Invading Mongol Hordes (Yes, even if they aren't on horses) No Wood Nymphs (Sea nymphs okay) No My Neighbor Named Keith Who Stole My Trash Bin (Yes, Keith, I know it was you!) No Up-Close Street Magic No Tap Dancing No Three Raccoons in a Trench Coat Trying to Trick Me obvious plant
NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO SERVICE! ALSO... No Smoking No Food or Drink No Canadian Street Slang No Unicycles No Drum Circles No Business Casual No Floating, Sentient Glow Cubes Sent From the Future to Kill Me No Mariachi Bands No Conversations That Involve the Word "Brunch" No Horses (Yes, even if they are wearing shirts and shoes) No Invading Mongol Hordes (Yes, even if they aren't on horses) No Wood Nymphs (Sea nymphs okay) No My Neighbor Named Keith Who Stole My Trash Bin (Yes, Keith, I know it was you!) No Up-Close Street Magic No Tap Dancing No Three Raccoons in a Trench Coat Trying to Trick Me obvious plant

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We really should

WESTVALE PLAZA 1-5- BEFORE WE WORK ON ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCE WHY DONT WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT NATURAL STUPIDITY?
WESTVALE PLAZA 1-5- BEFORE WE WORK ON ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCE WHY DONT WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT NATURAL STUPIDITY?

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Facts

BEER RAIN
BEER RAIN

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I like it

Made-up word of the week... de Verde CLOSED FOR REMODELATION
Made-up word of the week... de Verde CLOSED FOR REMODELATION

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Hmmm...

DO REGULAR DOGS SEE POLICE DOGS AND THINK. OH NO. ITS A COP"? COOPER TIRES J & M TIRE TREET ECOMM Kreve Law DRANES TIRES OIL CHANGE
DO REGULAR DOGS SEE POLICE DOGS AND THINK. OH NO. ITS A COP"? COOPER TIRES J & M TIRE TREET ECOMM Kreve Law DRANES TIRES OIL CHANGE

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Don't sneeze, either

CROWN TROPHY SIGNS By CROWFY LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE UNLESS YOU HAVE DIARRHEA 301-870-0223 crowntrophy.com
CROWN TROPHY SIGNS By CROWFY LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE UNLESS YOU HAVE DIARRHEA 301-870-0223 crowntrophy.com

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Wait a second...

Absolutely No Clothing OR Footwear is Allowed in Garden Center IN EMERGENCY PUSH TO OPEN
Absolutely No Clothing OR Footwear is Allowed in Garden Center IN EMERGENCY PUSH TO OPEN

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A very wise doctor

A WISE DOCTOR ONCE WROTE Here sen M m LIVE HERE
A WISE DOCTOR ONCE WROTE Here sen M m LIVE HERE

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If Earth was flat...

BOSE IF THE EARTH WAS FLAT CATS WOULD PUSH EVERYTHING OFF THE EDGE. ECLOSED THE DIVE D V E VAPE
BOSE IF THE EARTH WAS FLAT CATS WOULD PUSH EVERYTHING OFF THE EDGE. ECLOSED THE DIVE D V E VAPE

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Lawn care

Lindstrom Travel WE MOW OUR LAWN WISH OUR NEIGHBORS WOULD DO THE SAME 398-8888
Lindstrom Travel WE MOW OUR LAWN WISH OUR NEIGHBORS WOULD DO THE SAME 398-8888

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Woohoo

Win a Free Ride in a Police Car just by shoplifting from this store. Lucky winners can also get their name in the newspaper for their family and friends to see! Make Mom & Dad proud!
Win a Free Ride in a Police Car just by shoplifting from this store. Lucky winners can also get their name in the newspaper for their family and friends to see! Make Mom & Dad proud!

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