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CRS InfoNotice CRS Celestial Rapture Service Date: To: We attempted to: Ascend Transform Soul(s) from ist attempt 2nd attempt FINAL ATTEMPT We could not collect your soul(s) becaus SE BACK OF FORIM Lambs blood painted on door We saw what you did that one time Other disqualifying naughtiness: There is a Tithe amount due of:NO CASH PLEASE Checks are accepted, unless the box below is checked. Make payable to the Lord, not your local church. Cashier's check, official bank check, or first born only We will try again on: Before During Afterhe olowing nart The locusts The zombies Rise of Anti-Christ Giant wolf swallows the sun ustin Bicber sheds his human Ia Ia F'thagn Destructor form chosen The Spanking beg The Rapture cannot be schedulled for set times, and in fact will arrive "as a thief in the night". Should the time range listed be inconvienient for you, please consider just being a better human being next time. For further instructions and details, please consult your favorite translation of the scriptures. For alternative Rapture options consult another faith. A Hobo In your absence, the salvation was granted to:Your Pet An Immigrant A Buddhist That Guy You Hate A Gay Couple A Neighbor: Other: InfoNotice Number
CRS InfoNotice CRS Celestial Rapture Service Date: To: We attempted to: Ascend Transform Soul(s) from ist attempt 2nd attempt FINAL ATTEMPT We could not collect your soul(s) becaus SE BACK OF FORIM Lambs blood painted on door We saw what you did that one time Other disqualifying naughtiness: There is a Tithe amount due of:NO CASH PLEASE Checks are accepted, unless the box below is checked. Make payable to the Lord, not your local church. Cashier's check, official bank check, or first born only We will try again on: Before During Afterhe olowing nart The locusts The zombies Rise of Anti-Christ Giant wolf swallows the sun ustin Bicber sheds his human Ia Ia F'thagn Destructor form chosen The Spanking beg The Rapture cannot be schedulled for set times, and in fact will arrive "as a thief in the night". Should the time range listed be inconvienient for you, please consider just being a better human being next time. For further instructions and details, please consult your favorite translation of the scriptures. For alternative Rapture options consult another faith. A Hobo In your absence, the salvation was granted to:Your Pet An Immigrant A Buddhist That Guy You Hate A Gay Couple A Neighbor: Other: InfoNotice Number

May 21, 2011 Rapture

You might fool the f---- in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f----- you in the ass Saturday. I f--- you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
You might fool the f---- in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f----- you in the ass Saturday. I f--- you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

May 21, 2011 Rapture

OMG THE RAPTURE IS FOR REAL! Eternal Damnation it is I'M STILL DOWN HERE! Wait a minute. .. Awwwww wwwwwww 9 YEEEAAAHAHHHHHH SKY FULL OF UPSKIRTS
OMG THE RAPTURE IS FOR REAL! Eternal Damnation it is I'M STILL DOWN HERE! Wait a minute. .. Awwwww wwwwwww 9 YEEEAAAHAHHHHHH SKY FULL OF UPSKIRTS

May 21, 2011 Rapture

So, it appears the rapture did not occur after all... yes, it fif!! Igot totalliy ráptured And all! You were?! Really?!? Iaot better.. PRAISE THE LORD!2!
So, it appears the rapture did not occur after all... yes, it fif!! Igot totalliy ráptured And all! You were?! Really?!? Iaot better.. PRAISE THE LORD!2!

May 21, 2011 Rapture

Rapture Day prank Saturday May 2 On take some of your unwanted clothes and shoes and leave sets of them arranged on sidewalks and lawns around town
Rapture Day prank Saturday May 2 On take some of your unwanted clothes and shoes and leave sets of them arranged on sidewalks and lawns around town

May 21, 2011 Rapture

Harold Camping FamilyRadio.com Rapture Excuse Bingo Card Cross off as many excuses as possible on May 22nd! "God has spared the God works world because of us" "God has given the God has shown his world mercy in mysterious ways" another chance" Convoluted explanation something involving long list of Bible quoteshappen Claim that invisible anddate in really dio Just an advertising campaign for Revised unfalsifiablethe near the real future Rapture Actuallya reason to Actuallya "There is work still to be done"to be saved" "There are reason to strongly This is peple still believe moregive us more money Deny reality Test All partactul and claim of Faith plan of God's exactlý the Rapture what we predicted really did occur! 10,000 BONUS POINTS! (Never happens) Sorry, we realise now that we were completely wrong and were misled by a b------- ideology"
Harold Camping FamilyRadio.com Rapture Excuse Bingo Card Cross off as many excuses as possible on May 22nd! "God has spared the God works world because of us" "God has given the God has shown his world mercy in mysterious ways" another chance" Convoluted explanation something involving long list of Bible quoteshappen Claim that invisible anddate in really dio Just an advertising campaign for Revised unfalsifiablethe near the real future Rapture Actuallya reason to Actuallya "There is work still to be done"to be saved" "There are reason to strongly This is peple still believe moregive us more money Deny reality Test All partactul and claim of Faith plan of God's exactlý the Rapture what we predicted really did occur! 10,000 BONUS POINTS! (Never happens) Sorry, we realise now that we were completely wrong and were misled by a b------- ideology"

May 21, 2011 Rapture

OPERATION RAPTURE MAY 21, 2011 1- WAKE UPEARLY 2- GEOLD CLOTHES 3-TROW THEM ON THE STREET (best before sun comes up) 4-222?3 5-PROFIT!!
OPERATION RAPTURE MAY 21, 2011 1- WAKE UPEARLY 2- GEOLD CLOTHES 3-TROW THEM ON THE STREET (best before sun comes up) 4-222?3 5-PROFIT!!

May 21, 2011 Rapture

aptare May 21st, 5:45pm, release hundreds of helium filled sex accross the nation. uons
aptare May 21st, 5:45pm, release hundreds of helium filled sex accross the nation. uons

May 21, 2011 Rapture

Velocirapture
Velocirapture

May 21, 2011 Rapture

AAAAwwww YTYEEA
AAAAwwww YTYEEA

May 21, 2011 Rapture